#Sleepy Satan

[nopenototdaysatan]

I need to write but I don't wanna write so more FFXIV/LU crossover stuff: New Expansion(Dawntrail edition)

Which Link is on at the exact moment the servers open for the new expansion?

Time, right behind him is Legend. Time can feel when the servers open due to his time knowledge BS. Legend just never went to sleep. He had prep work to do for this expansion and the server being down wasn't gonna stop him.

Who got to Tulyiollal first?

Wild. While Hyrule definitely can't wait to get there to explore he takes a longer time doing the msq and so Wild arrives first. Wild keeps putting pictures in the group's discord.

Who gets the new classes to 100 first?

Legend, he spends his early access time leveling Viper and Pictomancer. Nothing matters more to him than seeing all his jobs show up orange from being max level .

Who does the msq just to unlock the new crafting and gathering stuff?

Four, lvling combat classes is for later, leveling his crafters is necessary now (especially with savage on the way. He's gonna need to be ready for that.)

Sky also spends a lot of time lvling his crafters but it's more a thing he does in addition to the msq.

Who is doing dungeons for the glam only? One level 100 class doing the 97 dungeon just for the nice glam?

Warriors, he's on the hunt for good new outfits.

Who's on the new docks rping out a monster battle (or just constantly replaying the 91 dungeon?

Wind and Tetra. They are having so much fun in Tuliyollal.

Who speedrun the msq to get the expansion mount?

Twilight, nothing was gonna get between him and that alpaca mount. Nothing.

Who's the first to have all of the sight seeing points done this expansion?

Hyrule. He's also done so many fates. Sometimes Legend and Wild help him with those. Anything he can do out in the new regions he's doing. He's the only link to enjoy finding the new aether currents for flight as well.

Who changed their look with the free fantasia?

50/50 Chance Time decided to be chaotic and change. Warriors (unless he's found his perfect look) is trying a new one out. Twi wants to be a hrothgar this expansion. He is pleased with his new look. Everyone keeps calling him a dog boy even though he's a cat. It's weird. (Wild started this trend because Twi has a good pathetic dog look irl.)

Who hates Agleia the most from farming it for levels?

Legend and Four, they hate doing this fight over and over again. And rounds where the DPS is low makes it worse.

Who is doing the solo treasure maps because they miss farming the party ones?

Wild, he is sad and wants more portals. (It's okay Wild. So do I.) (Wild is allowed to be a secret omni crafter on the side for funsies.) (He has a specialization for culinarian that everyone knows about though.)

Who are designing the new look for the FC house?

Time let's Warriors, Sky and Wild fight over the designs for the house. He'd make it look like the ranch otherwise.

How does everyone feel about Wuk Lamat?

Wild, Wind, Sky and Twilight enjoy her.

Legend, Four, and Hyrule find her too loud and obnoxious.

Warriors and Time don't particularly care either way.

Legend, Four, Twilight and Warriors love Koana.

Everyone dislikes Zoraal Ja.

Twilight cries at the end of Krile's storyline.

Legend cries at the end of Erenville's.

Wild really dislikes Sphene but hates the technology of Alexandria/Solution Nine/etc even more.

[nopenototdaysatan]

There is community in knowing what and why. The amount of support and friends you can make with people just like you is truly important and to take that away is horrifying.

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

[onyourowndaisymae]

"is... is that my sweater?"

satan notes the lethargic way you look up from your book, watching heavy eyelids lead a slow blink. whatever dusty tome lies in your hands has clearly lured you halfway to dreamland-- and from the looks of it, your cozy attire and the crackle of the nearby fireplace didn't seem to help much, either.

"huh?"

"are you wearing my sweater?" he asks, softer this time.

you let your head fall down to your own chest. you stare at the familiar green sweater on your body for a few moments before lifting your head.

"huh?" you repeat, too tired to comprehend the question for a long moment. then, "... oh. yeah."

a warm chuckle rumbles in his chest as he comes closer. satan had been looking for his sweater all day-- left only in a black undershirt, because it was more about the principle of finding it than needing it-- but he had been wholly unaware he'd left it in your room earlier that day. he couldn't bring himself to regret it, though. you look quite cozy cuddled up on the library sofa like that, swaddled in a blanket and his scent, lost in some book like a vision from an old painting. how he wishes he'd been a little quieter entering the library-- maybe he could have snapped a photo of you like this for himself.

as your lover, satan knows he should probably escort you to bed for a proper rest. but a selfish part of him wants to bask in this scene longer, to let the storm that rages in him find solace at this little slice of heaven. it's odd for a demon to crave peace like this. you've domesticated him in that way-- like a feral cat off the street finding comfort in a stranger's apartment, you've lulled him into a sense of contentness he didn't think he'd find in this lifetime.

oh, what a wonder you are.

"do you mind a little company?"

you nod, sleepily, yawning through what was intended to be a verbal response, but satan's at your side before you make yourself try again. his hand finds your shoulder and coaxes you to sit up. with a little adjusting, he slides into the space behind you and urges you to lean back into his chest. his legs stay on either side of you-- it's warm, comforting, doing nothing to help you stay awake. but it doesn't seem like satan minds your drowsiness.

his eyes fall to the nearly discarded book in your hands. emerald eyes scan over the words. they're familiar, causing a curious itch in his brain that lingers for a few seconds before his epiphany.

"is this... that book i read last week?"

"mhmm. i wanted--" another yawn, "-- to understand what you were talking about, but... i got sleepy."

he understands now. his sweater on your warm body, the library couch, the low fire nearby-- you're indulging in a small taste of his world.

what did he do to deserve someone as wonderful as you?

"i can read it to you, if you'd like," he murmurs, low and quiet. if you wanted the full experience, he'd give it to you-- complete with a nap in his arms. it's selfish, though. he really just wants an excuse to admire you up close, to lose himself in thought about how much he truly, deeply adores you. sometimes the sensation is so overwhelming that it shows on his face in flushed cheeks and soft eyes-- and that is a little too embarrassing to be caught with by anyone, but especially by you.

when you snuggle into his chest, he begins to read from the top of the page where you left off. it doesn't take long for your breathing to even out, your body to grow still and heavy in his grasp. he slides the bookmark between old pages where you originally left off. satan predicts you'll forget most everything he read to you by the time you wake up.

his mind wanders to the soundtrack of your peaceful breathing. he's grateful for lazy days like this. being able to bask in your presence is a gift. to know that you yourself were creating a similar experience by hiding away in one of his favorite reading spots, well... he's lucky you're asleep, as the flush on his cheeks only grows hotter at the thought.

maybe he'll let you borrow his things more often.

[satans-knitwear]

Live music in a pub garden is healing fr

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[astaroth1357]

The Brothers are Damsels in Distress!!

I was flicking through my feed, saw something and went: "But what if Rapunzel??"

Content: Hints of Fairytale AU, but on crack

Scenario: One morning, through utterly inexplicable means, a portal opens up and drops one of the brothers into a cottage-style tower straight out of a fairy tale. The whole room is enchanted so they can't break out on their own. Their only means of communication are their phones and a crystal ball they can use to see what the MC and others are doing.

How are they taking this?

~♡♡♡~

Lucifer

This man is livid. Fuming. Almost apoplectic.

He has no idea what being has decided to put him in this position, but he's already planning on making them Cerberus' next chewtoy the moment he finds his freedom.

After establishing that he can't teleport out, break the walls, jump out the window, tunnel through the floorboards, or just blow up the room out of spite... he finally accepts his fate.

Lucifer... is miserable. He's doing his best to conserve his phone battery so he can still coordinate with his brothers from a distance, but watching them stumble around cluelessly through the crystal ball is honestly painful. He quite frequently shouts at the feed like a football dad screaming at a TV.

He puts all his hopes in MC and Dia coming up with something because everyone else is mostly useless... There were multiple instances where he just holds his head in his hands, resigning to the idea of being stuck there until he's just a dried out skeleton.

Even if they finally get to him, he won't be happy. He'll be humiliated by the whole affair and trying to anything in his power to save face and get out on his own as much as possible. Anyone who values their lives will forget that it ever happened in the future.

Bonus:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Lucifer! Lucifer!! Let down your-gah!!

*they rub their head and feel something wet hit their fingers*

MC: Was... was that a tomato?!

MC: You know what, fuck you man!! Go help yourself!! 🤬

Mammon

He's flipping out.

An extrovert like Mammon trapped in a room like that all alone?? He'll go stir crazy in three days tops!

It took twenty minutes and 3 selfies for anyone besides the MC to believe that he was trapped in there. ... Then MC raking his brothers over the coals for them to actually start treating it like a priority. He really didn't do it to himself this time, dammit!!

Mammon's ADHD brain is already going mad after a few hours of nothing to do. MC gets piles upon piles of texts ranging from, "Are ya any closer yet??" to "MC, if ya can't get me out of here, take care of Goldie for me... my car too."

They have to reassure him multiple times that he would not, in fact, die in there if they could help it. Though after his phone goes dead from the constant spam, they do start to worry...

If there was any bright side to the situation, Mammon gets to watch his treasured MC absolutely tear his brothers a new one if any one of them so much as think about giving up or postponing the search. Their anger is truly frightening... so good thing he isn't there! Ha!!

When they finally find him, he's never lept for the MC so fast... Literally. He literally jumps. He wants out of there FAST.

Bonus:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Mammon! Mammon!! Let down your-

Mammon: *leaps from the tower, knowing they'll find some way to catch him*

Mammon: FREEDOM!!!

MC: Oh dear God, don't just jump!!! 😫

Leviathan

Panicking like crazy and running around in circles. Can you even comprehend how many premieres he's going to miss like this?? The spoilers!!!

After the MC gets a hold of him through the phone and they tell him to hang tight and if he figures out where he is to let them know.

So uh... He had intends to keep his phone usage down to a minimum so he could conserve the battery life. However, he figures he could at least do his mobile game check-ins and the next thing he knows his phone dies during a weekly dungeon....

Honestly? His soul might have died along with it.

He spends a lot of time staring at the crystal ball, hoping in vain that one of his brothers will watch TV or something, anything that could give him something to do.

That was his only way of communicating with the others and, more importantly, the only source of entertainment an otaku like him could have in a room like this! Does he look like a cottagecore enthusiast?? No!!!

If anyone is in his bedroom, he'll try to zoom in on Henry's fishbowl and talk to him to decompress... He already feels like such an idiot for wasting his battery life. Henry, why is he so stupid...?

Yeah, he's going to be bored and moping until somebody comes to find him. But at least he won't mind the isolation as much so they're not too worried about him going crazy in there. He'll be fine... right?

Bouns:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Leviathan! Leviathan!! Let down your-

Levi: *scrambles to the window* MC, DID YOU BRING A CHARGER?!?

MC: PRIORITIES, LEVI!!!

Satan

He is naturally furious, but also weirdly intrigued. Is this like one of those escape rooms MC sometimes talks to him about...?

Much like Lucifer, he quickly finds that trying to break through stuff wouldn't get him anywhere... as the heavy countertop he smashed into smithereens again the wall shows him.

Tantrum out of his system, Satan is probably the most rational the seven. He does his best to communicate to the others where the tower is based on the landmarks he can see, but he also uses his phone sparingly to conserve the battery.

While they all work to track him down, he keeps himself busy by listening to their plans through the crystal ball or searching for any weak points on his own, because what good would just sitting around do him?

He's surprisingly flexible. If the group plans to look for him from above, he sets out cushions on the floor just in case of any falls. If they want to look for him on foot, he makes sure to light as many candles as possible to give them a makeshift beacon to guide them.

By the time that they actually find him, he's already figured out a couple ways to help get him out depending on the possible exit points and has prepared accordingly.

Bonus:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Satan! Satan!! Let down your-eh?

*they watch as a looong chain of tied together sheets, tablecloths, and towels gets tossed from the window, followed by Satan using it to calmly rappel down*

MC: U-uh.... Never mind! I guess you got this. 😅

Asmodeus

Asmo would be living his best life if only anyone could actually see him up there!

Asmo is all down for playing the role of the helpless, beautiful victim in need of rescuing but how is he supposed to pull that off if he's trapped all alone?? There's no attention! No pageantry!!

After getting the situation across to his brothers, he also kills his phone battery by posting selfies and livestreaming the situation to his adoring public. They're so scared for him, but he's not worried. MC will come find him, after all!

By the time they actually arrive to come get him, Asmo has already dolled himself up to play his newfound role perfectly.

After his phone dies, he keeps himself busy in small ways... Like practicing his relieved expression in a mirror for a few hours. Or using the curtains and his sewing skills to make himself just the cutest gown!

MC: *stand under the tower*

MC: Asmodeus! Asmodeus!! Let down your... hair...?

Asmo: ✨️COMING~!!✨️

*the MC watches as yards and yards of beautiful strawberry blonde trusses indeed gets thrown from the window above, all connected to a very hammy Asmo standing on the window sill*

MC: ... It's only been two days, how did you even grow all that?!?

Beelzebub

Very confused, upset, and hungry. Somebody please help him!!

The minute that Beel sends the message that he is trapped somewhere, it was really all hands on deck. MC and Belphie were freaking out of course, but all of his other brothers were just as worried as well. This is Beel here! He's going to be so hungry out there!!

And hungry he is. He went through an entire two weeks worth of rations stored in the room within an hour. By the end of the day, he's so mindlessly hungry that he starts taking bites out of the tables, chairs, and even his phone...

Since he can't use half of a phone, Beel has to watch his brothers work through the crystal ball while he gnats on the drapery, feeling guilty about making them all so worried...

At least this time his brothers don't argue nor fight with each other at all. Everyone understands what the priorities are and they follow whatever roles they are to the letter. They want to find him ASAP and they even take turns comforting Belphie with MC while they search.

By the time they find him, the whole family is willing to bust through the walls with pickaxes if that's what it takes to get to him. He would feel really touched by all of their efforts, but he's just so hungry... need... food.....

Bonus:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Beel! BEEL!! I BROUGHT BURGERS!!!

Beel: MC... s-so hungry.... 😓

MC: You stay right there, don't move a muscle! I'm coming to you!! 😫

Belphegor

... Deja vu, right?

So this isn’t Belphie's first rodeo. He's practically a "stuffed up somewhere he can't escape from" veteran now. Though this place was more... cozy than the attic.

Call it the cow in him, but he's always had a soft spot for cottagecore. It's so homey and comforting, just perfect for lazy naps under fruit trees! The atmosphere is so relaxing...

So he naps. A LOT.

He ends up communicating a lot more sporadically with everyone than the others. Largely due to the long periods of unconsciousness. But like, could you blame him? What was he even supposed to do in there? MC would figure something out again.

Whenever he goes over to check the progress, he shoots out sarcastic texts about his brothers' dumb ideas to pass the time. It's very apparent how unconcerned he is about this from the get-go...

Does he know when they are on their way to get him? Surprisingly yes. Does he manage to stay awake until they show up? Unsurprisingly no. Go figure...

Bonus:

MC: *standing under the tower*

MC: Belphegor! Belphegor!! Let down your hair!

Belphegor: .....

MC: ... Belphie?

Belphegor: .....

MC: Bitch, are you seriously asleep?!

Belphegor: ....zzzZZzzz....

MC: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!

[3scapethevoid]

SLEEPY OWL!

[PT: Sleepy owl! End PT]

“ DEF;; A presentation term for queer masculine individuals who are typically sophisticated, put-together, composed, and neat... but on occasion, due to circumstances such as lack of motivation, exhaustion, or sickness, etc, they will take on an appearance that resembles that of a raccoon. ”

[PT: Definition: A presentation term for queer masculine individuals who are typically sophisticated, put-together, composed, and neat... but on occasion, due to circumstances such as lack of motivation, exhaustion, or sickness, etc, they will take on an appearance that resembles that of a raccoon. End PT]

No ID :(

@presentationflag-archive

[stupidlovergirl]

Thinking about...

Reading with Satan!

Satan, who loves nestling into smaller spaces, and reading

Satan, who slowly invites you to read with him

Satan, who picks the books carefully, making sure they'll grasp you attention

Satan, who lets you snuggle up closer and closer, until your in his lap

Satan, who marks the place in the book where you fell asleep at for the next time you read together

Satan, who stops and looks at you, the way you face is pressed into his chest, neck, wherever you nestled yourself

Satan, who drinks in the way you look so peaceful and content, and must feel so safe with him to sleep in his arms

Satan, who slowly whispers his affections in your ear when he knows your asleep

Satan, who places soft kisses on the top of your head and forehead

Satan, who just loves reading with his favorite person: you

[nomsfaultau]

how does my man Philza "Angel of Death" Craft have paragraphs like this in mandatory family reunion and STILL be like 'haha im just a silly dad doing his best !! what no why would my sons be scared of me'

[curseweb-www]

Do you think my dad would like bad apple (he likes Doja cat and some ghost and pals songs) (I introduced him to ghost and pals)

YES I THINK HE WOULD

[salemwazowski]

Why he so fine actually

[nopenototdaysatan]

hi!!! i know i said id so to sleep but i saw the notification and it was like, "i know that person!!" so, hello! you are very cool<3

Hi Blue! Mood, I saw Musica reblog your birthday post [Happy Birthday!!!!] and knew I needed to follow before I went to sleep myself. CX

[devildom-doll]

He’s a happy little meow meow 🥹💚

[majoliish]

Obey Me! Pokemon teams!

So I decided just to write this up because I thought it'd be interesting and fun (and it was)! These are just some personal headcanons/ideas, there are definitely a wide range of pokemon that I think these characters would vibe well with! If you have any other ideas, feel free to send an ask my way, I'd love to hear about them!

Lucifer - Lucario, Glaceon, Serperior, Sneasler, Luxray, Samurott (Hisuian)

Mammon - Honchkrow, Purrloin, Thievul, Krookodile, Meowth, Zoroark

Leviathan - Lapras, Milotic, Goodra, Dragalge, Gyarados, Vaporeon

Satan - Houndour, Incineroar, Marowak, Ceruledge, Umbreon, Kleavor

Asmodeus - Sylveon, Lopunny, Primarina, Lilligant, Tsareena, Lurantis

Beelzebub - Snorlax, Swalot, Greedent, Cinderace, Emboar, Bewear

Belphegor - Espurr, Wooloo, Komala, Musharna, Hatenna, Mimikyu

Diavolo - Dragonite, Corviknight, Rockruff, Armarouge, Slowbro, Politoed

Barbatos - Chandelure, Gardevoir, Gallade, Cinccino, Espeon, Appletun, 

Simeon - Altaria, Smeargle, Aurorus, Meganium, Grafaiai, Simipour

Luke - Eevee, Fidough, Zigzagoon, Minccino, Wooloo, Clefairy

Solomon - Absol, Phantump, Reuniclus, Slowking, Mismagius, Dusknoir

[satans-knitwear]

short but sweet ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[ruicchiii]

thank you nightbringer for existing and thus making me return back to my obey me fixation i have many thoughts about this

[whatisthisnonsense]

Hello Welcome Home community, can we talk about how not only when you put the new secret audios together we hear Wally crack for the first time, not only the first time we got Wally's dialogue briefly sounding more natural, but that said crack isn't some sort of mania or anger (discounting the last "let me in" which is a natural build up from the rest of what he was saying) but desperation?