#Simm!Master

[thetorturedlovergirl]

[deploy-the-fantasy]

The Master, half asleep and not really fighting the exhaustion any longer, merely nodded slightly. Food was good after a regeneration, if a bit unpredictable.

Besides, the end of the universe wasn't exactly ripe with variety. The idea of anything different felt practically luxurious after all this time.

//Open Starter

"You really did a number on yourself, didn't ya?"

[marvelmaniac715]

One of the many reasons why Doctor Who is so fun is that I was able to semi-accurately describe the end of Modern Season 3 to my non-Whovian sister who doesn’t understand the show by saying:

“David Tennant’s evil ex-boyfriend becomes Prime Minister then gets defeated through the power of thoughts and prayers.”

That description isn’t something that I came up with exactly, I’ve seen it in other places, but I love that the show is so insane that this sentence counts as a plot summary 😭.

[claraoswalds]

Oh, is that who I am now? Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate.

[idkaguyorsomething]

“ap gwilliam was the worst prime minister” doctor. babe. i know why you don’t tell your companions everything at once, but you’re really gonna tell them a bald-faced lie like that. your ex murdered a tenth of earth’s population and immediately turned the entire planet into a hellscape, there is some steep competition here

[tonsillessscum]

[oakdown]

"Wilf quiet, fascinated by these two" THE END OF TIME: PART TWO, 2010

[roxannepolice]

Broke: the Master hypnotised Lucy into marrying him and joining in his evil plans

Woke: the Master went through the whole conventional courting process during which he slowly revealed his evil plans to Lucy

Bespoke: the Master crashlanded in Lucy's backyard straight from the end of the universe, she walked out to find this cute guy in too big clothes emerging out of her trashcan and spent the rest of the night watching him sitting on her kitchen floor eating tuna straight from a can and washing it down with heavy cream, talking about how his name is the Master, he's an alien, he's going to become the prime minister and take over the world and could really use a wife for the process, and she was slowly but surely thinking of the cat she had as a child

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Doctor Who text posts

[spideysenze]

i’m going bed

[themastergifs]

The End of Time // Rogue

[unnamednarrat0r]

[worstwolverinesbf]

these make me giggle

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

since the doctor can hear all the music in the show does that mean he could hear the drums the entire time and just thought the master was like, being dramatic about them

[claraoswalds]

I've gotta say, this is the biggest nightmare of my life, but... I look quite good. I can't argue.

[khruschevshoe]

Kinda adore the fact that any time the Master comes back to Doctor Who the Doctor basically pauses the story and tells their companions "sorry, gotta deal with some psychosexual romantic drama with my on-and-off-again genderfluid homicidal ex/narrative foil that WILL traumatize you (and your family/boyfriend/loved ones) for the rest of your lives" all the while the companions are literally just the Live Slug meme