#Shoplifters of the World

[dreadfutures]

For my birthday maybe you could

do a good deed to a stranger even if it is small; pass on a good deed that was done to you

donate to a charity supporting trans youth, victims of domestic violence, refugees, or palestine

pitch your favorite, most formative book to me

[behindthekitty]

he may be a phantom thief of hearts but today hes the phantom thief of random candy bar from the convenience store

[a-jumped-up-pantry-girl]

💀💀💀 bro you are a flatulent pain in the ass 💀💀💀

[jt1674]

[8namesample8]

Bruh. Imagine you're chilling drawing and right as you're about to finish you notice that for some reason there's a fking perfect vertical line erased from every goddamn layer except the background across the whole piece and you have no idea when this happened so now you have to somehow fill it in manually on a new layer. Happened to me today. Anyway I can't be the only one who thinks he'd look so cute with an uneven fuckass bob. His hair wouldn't be dripping with shit and blood anymore so that's a good thing.

[zannenilsson]

Remembered this "Yotsuba&!" edit I made years ago with lyrics from The World/Inferno Friendship Society's "Let's Steal Everything," hoped there'd be an Infernite or two on Tumblr that might enjoy it.

[unwashedace]

[totallyfuckd]

[dykemind]

honestly I would forgive any movement if they were actually killing men like you could be a ddlg princess and if you were for real slitting throats we could chill

[broodygaming]

idk if that poll means viv betrays you or like. solas. he kinda betrays you by wanting to end the world ig

Yes! Yes sorry i tried to say that later in my tags haha, I just mean the whole betrayal thing reminds me of this very intense first impression of Viv, that's all. Whenever I think about the whole "mage betrayal" thing, I think of that just because I knew that my hurt feelings over Anders "betrayal" REALLY colored my choices in that (fairly early) character quest, ya know? And I feel bad haha, like it sucks and I wish she'd just given me more context T_T

[quert-ii]

taking notes on my anti shoplifting training to be a better shoplifter

[a-jumped-up-pantry-girl]

*coughs* The Queen is Dead Album *coughs*

[dog-ending]

i bought M'aiq the Liar at work today

his face is so fucking goofy you arent ready for it yet

i only spent a dollar on him to save him from the dumpster without losing my job and that is exactly how much he's worth

anyway here he is

[hollowslantern]

my momma bought me 2 new wrist compression sleeve thangs and found out when she got home that one of them had been stolen out of the box =_=. rude

[anitaradix]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[spilladabalia]

The Smiths - Shoplifters Of The World Unite