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Tiffersthenerdy’s Top Fanfiction Recommendations

These are my most recommended fics. They are sorted by ship and some of them you may have seen recommended already but there are a few I have yet to post into their own category. If you have any fic recs that you would like to see on my blog, let me know!!!

***VICTUURI***

"Be My Sex Coach, Victor!" by lucycamui

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Comedy, alternative universe, Fluff, Social Media, Explicit Sexual Content, pornstar!Victor, Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Porn Watching, Multiple Sex Positions, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, 69 (Sex Position), Intercrural Sex, Skater!Yuuri, Phone Sex, Webcam/Video Chat Sex, Rimming Summary:Yuuri Katsuki has always been his own worst critic, and a series of unfortunate short-lived relationships has him convinced that he flubs things more in the bedroom than out on the ice. So, of course it would turn out that the ridiculously charming Russian he's matched with online is a pornstar. But perhaps, a 'professional opinion' is exactly what Yuuri needs..

Videogames and cops Or How to seduce the cop of your life by Tomoyo1990

Rating: Not Rated Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Isabella Yang Characters: Phichit Chulanont, Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Isabella Yang, Original Characters, Yuri Plisetsky, Mila Babicheva, Yakov Feltsman, Georgi Popovich Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Detective Victor Nikiforov, game developer yuuri katsuki, best friend and partner phichit chulanont, someone is threatening, they get help, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, A little angst, a lot of teasing, Comedy, Romance, happy ending planned, Some mistery, some tension, Threats, Death Threats, Tension, Sexual Tension, Pining, Drama & Romance, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor Summary: Yuuri is a game developer who's been steadily threatened. Viktor is the best detective in the department and he is bored. Together, they will have to prevent Yuuri´s hater from actually carrying out his threats. If they like each other along the way, that's just a bonus.

Four Weddings & A Divorce Lawyer by lucycamui

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Isabella Yang, Christophe Giacometti/Christophe Giacometti's Boyfriend Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Christophe Giacometti, Phichit Chulanont, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Isabella Yang, Ji Guang-Hong, Mila Babicheva, Yuri Plisetsky, Celestino Cialdini, Leo de la Iglesia, Sara Crispino Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Comedy, alternative universe, Fluff, slight angst, a classic romantic comedy with a twist, not a four weddings au, but all titles will be romcom parodies Summary: Living in the big city, Victor is a successful divorce lawyer and Yuuri runs a custom wedding cake shop. Their worlds and world views collide when they meet at an engagement party, but any time a cynic and a dreamer fall in love a few cakes are bound to get smashed along the way.

***OTAYURI***

Home by Phayte

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationship: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky Characters: Otabek Altin, Yuri Plisetsky Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Rich Otabek Altin, Aged-Up Yuri Plisetsky, Homeless Yuri Plisetsky, Boys Kissing, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Sexy Time, Angst, Happy Ending Summary: “So um… how did I…?” “I brought you up here. You were slumped next to a dumpster. I couldn’t leave you there knowing a blizzard is coming through.” “A blizzard.” He never really got to watch any news unless he got a few dollars that would buy him a cup of coffee and hours in a diner where they would leave on the television. “Where are we?” he muttered around the food in his mouth. “How about introductions first. I am Otabek, what is your name?” He paused. He was not so sure how to answer the question, as simple as it seemed. No one had asked him his name in years. His brow furrowed as he dug through his memories, chewing thoughtfully on a carrot. He would tell it to himself every night along with other important information so he would not forget, but it was sometimes hard to remember things like that after a while. “Yuri.” Or --- Yuri is homeless... passing out next to a dumpster... the billionaire Otabek Altin saves him from a blizzard coming in... Or does Yuri save Otabek?

Namaste With Me by Kenda1L

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin, Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Original Female Character(s), Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: otayuri big bang 2018, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Yoga, wow that's an actual tag that's cool, Yoga, Yoga Teacher Yuri, Pole Dancing, Pole Dancing Instructor Yuuri, Aerial Arts, Yuri is very flexible, Otabek is...not, Otabek Still Skates, Aged-Up Character(s), Aged-Up Yuri Plisetsky, Aged-Up Otabek Altin, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Yoga Mommies are scary, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Overuse of Tropes, Unadulterated Self Indulgent Garbage and Not Ashamed, Social Media, Twister - Freeform, don't ask just read, Sexual Situations, Disaster Gay Otabek, Disaster Gay Yuri Plisetsky, I'm Sorry, Character's Name Spelled as Viktor, these tags are a mess Summary: Otabek might hate ballet, but his coach is convinced that he needs to increase his flexibility somehow if he plans to win the Grand Prix this season. When she signs him up for yoga at a studio with a reputation of working with athletes, he reluctantly agrees to give it a try. There, he meets his new instructor Yuri Plisetsky, a former competitive skater Otabek had low-key obsessed over until he disappeared from the skating world on the eve of his Seniors debut. Suddenly, yoga isn’t looking half bad. *** Yuri bursts through the front door, vaults the reception desk, and hides behind the safety of Katsuki’s legs. Katsuki tilts his head and looks down at him, perplexed. “Uh, hi?" “Shh!” Yuri hisses. “Don’t look at me, I’m not here!” Katsuki opens his mouth but Yuri cuts him off. “Otabek Altin, the Otabek Altin, is outside!" Katsuki frowns. “I know,” he says. “His coach called last week and asked if I could work with him.” Yuri stares at him, betrayed. “And you didn’t tell me?” he growls, gesturing emphatically. He squeezes his forgotten coffee too hard and the lid pops off, slopping coffee all over him. Katsuki skips backward a step and shakes a few stray drops off his foot.

“Really, Yura?”

***ERERI***

The Bartender by JaegerBombs

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Relationships: Levi/Eren Yeager, Marco Bott & Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert & Jean Kirstein Characters: Eren Yeager, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bott, Mikasa Ackerman, Petra Ral, Hange Zoë, Erwin Smith, Connie Springer, Sasha Blouse, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Pretty Much Everyone at Some Point Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, Alternate Universe - College/University, idk just young adult kind of stuff, Character Death, Past Drug Use, Past Relationship(s), Past Abuse, mild violence Summary: Eren is a 21 year old student who just finished his junior year of college. He finds himself in need of a new job once his summer break begins and is taken under the wing of a popular flair bartender, Levi. He finds himself enjoying his new job more than he probably should, but his time with Levi leaves him contemplating the choices ,he's been making and even has him questioning how well he knows himself.

Say 'Ah' by tainted_ashes

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Grisha Yeager, Hange Zoë, Mike Zacharias, Petra Ral, Oluo Bozado, Eld Jinn, Gunther Schultz, Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman Additional Tags: doctor!eren, Violence, Eren Is a Little Shit, Underground Doctors, Levi Is Terrible With Feelings, One Look and He's Done For, Assassins & Hitmen, Special Operation Scouts, Humor, There's Violence Though, Guns, Government Agencies, Secret agent!Levi, Levi's Got it Bad, Eren Knows What he's Doing, Bad Flirting, Bad Puns, Eventual Smut, Kidnapping, Stuff happens, because feelings, POV First Person, POV Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Levi Wants That Yeager Booty, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not really slow burn, Eren's Pretty Clumsy Summary: "I'm going to have to take your pants off," Eren comments idly as he examines my ankle, his head tilting in delicate concentration. "You should at least buy me a drink first, no?" I ask, my lips etching with a small smirk as his face turns all sorts of reds and pinks. Even with my unfocused eyes, there was no mistaking that blush. Shit, did I say that out loud?

***NISHIHINA***

Mochas & Whipped Cream by fayfi13

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu Additional Tags: Fluff, coffee shop AU Summary: hinata is a blushy mess and noya works at a coffee shop and it's basically just fluff anyway yeah

Nesting Dolls by Tiffersthenerdy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Natsu, Hinata Shouyou's Mother, Nishinoya Yuu's Mother, Nishinoya Yuu's Father Additional Tags: Nishinoya's Family is Mentioned, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Omega Hinata Shouyou, Omega Nishinoya Yuu, Nesting, Cuddling & Snuggling, Naked Cuddling, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal, Kissing, Scenting, Switching, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, A/B/O Summary: Hinata and Nishinoya spend a heat week together to help each other through.

Vaguely Psychic by ideallyqualia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu, Karasuno Volleyball Club Additional Tags: Fluff, Pre-Relationship, Getting Together, Canon Universe Summary: Nishinoya thinks maybe he has a superpower, kind of. It's a bit weird, though, it won't leave him alone, and Tanaka can't help but make fun of him for it.

***DEKUBOWL***

DJ Deku by Tiffersthenerdy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M, Multi Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Everyone, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kirishima Eijirou, Utsushimi Camie, Todoroki Shouto, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Midoriya Inko, Eri (My Hero Academia), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Toogata Mirio, Amajiki Tamaki, Yoarashi Inasa, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Todoroki Fuyumi, Gran Torino (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Alternate Universe - College/University, DJ Deku, Everyone Loves Midoriya Izuku, Magic The Gathering - Freeform, First Dates, Dekubowl, Heartbreak, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, mild violence, Light Angst, Masturbation, Porn Watching, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Todoroki Shouto is a dick, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, First Kiss, Nerdiness, Slow Build, Midoriya Izuku is Bad at Feelings, Oblivious Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou is a Sweetheart, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Partying, Underage Drinking, Eventual Happy Ending, Smut, First Time Blow Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Object Insertion, Character Growth, dadmight, Threesome - M/M/M Summary: Work hard, play hard. Plus Ultra. Midoriya Izuku is a barista and Honors Student during the week and a tattoo apprentice and DJ on the weekends. He has a lot to learn about himself and college is the perfect time to do it. He'll go on dates, have heartbreaks, learn about life, flourish in a social circle of nerds, get in a fight, and remix his music and his style.

***TODODEKU***

Everyone Except You by CakeyDill

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Uraraka Ochako, Yaoyorozu Momo, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Asui Tsuyu, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), League of Villains (My Hero Academia), Awase Yousetsu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, College Student Midoriya Izuku, Age Difference, Fireman Todoroki Shoto, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Slow Burn, Strangers to Lovers, platonic bakudeku, Platonic Relationships, Messy situations, Like our boys are always getting into trouble, Don't worry, they're safe in my hands, Not Beta Read, mostly - Freeform, I mean some chaps are but mostly it's just me, Not Canon Compliant, Midoriya Izuku Swears, BAMF Midoriya Izuku Summary: AU where Izuku is a college pre-med student and Todoroki is a fireman and EMT. After meeting during Izuku's attempts to save the life of his professor after a cardiac arrest, these two can't seem to stop meeting each other. Izuku needs help coping with his role in the events and Todoroki is all too happy to be of assistance. Can these two men find something special? Are they destined to remain friends, regardless of how much the author throws them together?

Not All Guardian Angels Have Feathers by CrzA

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Inko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Toga Himiko, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Uraraka Ochako Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Alternate Universe - Demons, Demons, Demonic Possession, Exorcisms, Demon Summoning, Demon/Human Relationships, Growing Up, Friendship, Developing Friendships, Developing Relationship, Slow Build, Feelings Realization, Feelings, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Demon Rankings, Demon Hierarchy, Blood, Serious Injuries, Death, Character Death, Demon Deals, Contracts, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Runes, Demon Powers, Magic, Getting to Know Each Other, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Implied kiribaku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary: A powerful demon shackled by his rank, his will held hostage by his father's rule. A young child raised by exorcists, curiosity and smarts unmatched by anyone his age. Certainly, it can only be a match made in Hell, one that will either destroy them or bind them together by more than just fate.

***MIRIDEKU***

Game Changer by airie (miriouu)

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Toogata Mirio, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Toogata Mirio, Ashido Mina, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Teenage Dorks, Deku's a Bit Oblivious, Fluff, Humor, Manipulative Mirio, Praise Kink, Coming Untouched, Mildly Dubious Consent, Coming In Pants, Virgin!Deku, Natural Slutzuku, Crying During Sex, Porn Watching, Dom/sub Undertones, Dry Humping, make that dom/sub OVERTONES, Spanking, ass worship, The BKDK is one sided..... kind of, Kacchan and Deku have a Complicated relationship, Pining, It only get's messier, Punishment, Oral Sex, Finger Sucking Summary: Izuku goes to Mirio for boy advice and gets a lot more than he bargained for. In between navigating a new and confusing mentor-ship with Mirio, he's left trying to figure out how to deal with the sudden attention Katsuki seems bent on giving him. But then again, it's not like Mirio's giving him much time to think at all.

***KIRIDEKU***

Paper Airplanes by PeppermintLeo

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Friendship, Childhood Friends, Childhood, Growing Up, Romance, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Depression, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Sick Midoriya Izuku, Alternate Universe, Touch-Starved Summary: Izuku is severely sick, has been all his life. He’d been under house arrest for most of his life, his mother too worried and nervous to let him leave least he gets super sick. One day, young Izuku watches a commercial and gets an idea. He writes a note, folds it into a paper airplane, and throws it out his bedroom window and over the six foot fence into the neighbor’s yard. He never expects a reply from a young boy his age named ��Eijiro Kirishima’; and has no idea he’s just connected with the best person in his life.

The Youtuber and The Hero by Sarcastic_Metaphor

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Original Female Character(s), spoiler alert the oc is a doggy, Todoroki Shouto, Toogata Mirio, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka Additional Tags: Youtuber AU, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Izuku is a famous Youtuber, With lots of insecurities, Pro Hero Kirishima Eijirou, Pro Hero Bakugou Katuski, Hero Shinsou Hitoshi, everyone's a hero but deku, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Anxious Midoriya Izuku, this started as a Jenna Marbles AU, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, there aren't enough fics for kirideku so i guess I gotta start writing some myself, Slow Burn, Suicidal Thoughts, self-indulgent TO THE MAX Summary: Midoriya "Deku" Izuku is a popular youtuber struggling with a variety of issues. He's got a platform and theme he feels like is slipping from his control, a lot of personal regret accumulated over his life, and for someone who's supposed to run a hero analysis channel, he has a history with them that he'd rather forget. Meanwhile, Kirishima Eijirou is a famous pro hero who can only hope that someone as incredible as Midoriya Izuku will give him a chance.

***ERASERMIGHT***

Please by LevySutcliffe

Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Category: M/M Fandoms: EraserMight - Fandom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Sakamata Kuugo | Gang Orca, Uraraka Ochako, Sensei | All For One, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Gran Torino (My Hero Academia), Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, barista aizawa, Mob Boss Yagi, Cute, Flirting, Rescue Missions, Handcuffs, Kissingeventual erasermighthospital staysAngstKinky ToshiTicklish Aizawa, Spanking, Light Bondage, Rimming, Anal Fingering, handjobs Summary: Everything went wrong. Absolutely anything that could go wrong, did. Now Shouta Aizawa had to deal with the fact that all of the people he ever cared about, were dead. But when a handsome stranger offers assistance and a second chance, Shouta has to choose just how far, his revenge game goes and what he is willing to sacrifice to achieve it.

***ERASERMIC***

i wish you liked boys by shiieri

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Snipe (My Hero Academia), Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Ishiyama Ken | Cementoss Additional Tags: Fluff, Inspired by Music, Song Lyrics, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, High School, Aizawa plays guitar Summary: With the final chord, he stood defeated. His feelings would be left on this stage. The last words hung in the air with a finality that scared Shouta. Giving up on Yamada felt impossible, but he knew he had no chance.

***BakuDeku***

Not Another Glass Slipper by Crandberrycrush and paigetaylor

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Mitsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Cinderella Elements, Top Midoriya Izuku, Bottom Bakugou Katsuki, Age Difference, Height Differences, Family Drama, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Addiction, Family Member Death, Romance, this is not a slow burn Summary: Katsuki’s life was no fucking fairy tale. He wasn’t some damsel in distress, and he did not need some fucking knight in shining armor to save him. So what the hell was Prince Charming doing showing up at midnight and begging for his help?

Album Title in Progress by bkdkink

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, BakuDeku - Relationship, DekuBaku - Relationship Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kirishima Eijirou, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina, Todoroki Shouto, Yoarashi Inasa, Jirou Kyouka, Shinsou Hitoshi Additional Tags: Aged-Up Character(s), Bakugou was in a boy band, quirkless au, Memes, Slow Burn, Music Business AU, Romantic Comedy, dadmight, Comedy, First Time, Soft Bakugou Katsuki, they're dumbasses karen, Sheltered Bakugou Katsuki?, he doesn't know what the Sex™ is, I mean he does but like-, Self Conscious Midoriya Izuku, Eventual Smut, SMUT IS HERE, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, the music is more like a kink if that makes sense, Love at First Sight, well....hear?, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork &-, -Bakugou Katuski also as well too, Some pining, Some angst, Sexual Tension, Mostly Bakugou Katsuki POV, Some Midoriya POV, bakusquad was a boy band, as kids Summary: "I mean, technically, sure. Anyone able to sing can sing. But am I good at it?" Deku left the pen alone so he could gesture as though he was weighing two different invisible objects. "...Yeah, I'm okay." Now that got a chuckle out of Katsuki. "I wouldn't call that just 'okay'." -- OR; Izuku's singing makes Katsuki realize sex is Real™ and uses those feelings to make a bomb-ass(lol get it? cuz his quirk is...) album while also helping a self-doubting Izuku realize how fire his mixtape is.

oak tree by crunchrapsupreme

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki Additional Tags: Bottom Bakugou Katsuki, Top Midoriya Izuku, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Choking, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Alcohol, Alternate Universe - College/University, college party, midoriya has big hands and bakugou has a tiny waist, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage, Recreational Drug Use, Riding Summary: Bakugou's words die in his throat as he glances into the archway of the living room to see a small crowd of people surrounding a guy with unruly green hair. His back is towards him, so Bakugou can’t see his face, but Bakugou's eyes widen as he sees the dude actually lift a girl up in the air over his head, then back down, and then up again - and it’s then Bakugou realizes the dude is legit bench pressing a fucking person. "Yeah, I'm gonna ride that," Bakugou says.

Bluebird by EtherealBeing

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku Additional Tags: Wrong number, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Humor, (Me thinking I'm way funnier than I actually am), Fluff and Smut, Mild angst maybe, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Poetry Nerd!Izuku, now with an epilogue, Finally Summary: Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katsuki was well aware of that fact. However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn't enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.

Quiet Rapture by lalazee

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M, F/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Bakugou Katsuki, Omega Midoriya Izuku, Slow Burn, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Love at First Sight, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Pining Bakugou Katsuki, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Wooing, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Murder Mystery, Angst with a Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment, Dark Past, No mpreg, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Past Relationship(s), Unhealthy Relationships, Recovery, Underage Drug Use, Panic Attacks, PTSD Summary: That ABO fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.

Caught Up by Mikacrispy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Age Difference, Aged-Up Character(s), Canon-Typical Violence, not slow burn, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Sassy Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki Can't Catch a Break, Smut, Bakusquad (My Hero Academia), Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, Characters Are Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia) Summary: Midoriya Izuku returns home after living three years away from the country to become the best hero he can... But it is not just his fighting style that improved, the young man now is handsome, assertive and very straightforward. Bakugou Katsuki was not ready for it. (This work is sequel to my other fic Get On My Level, but it can be read on its own.)

Iridescent by dekubunny

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: bakudeku, KatsuDeku, Canon verse, Feelings Realization, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Angst, Wingman Kirishima Eijirou, Wingman Kaminari Denki, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Fluff, childhood characters brought back, mild main-plot development/additions, Happy Ending, new villains introduced, Language, Side Ships, some temporary one-sided kirideku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, NSFW, Masturbation, Aged-Up Character(s), Supportive Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Manga Spoilers, Wet Dream, Character Death In Dream Summary: After Katsuki learned Izuku’s secret about One For All, he said that things would be different from now on. The two of them learn how to stand on equal grounds and be proper rivals, and that gradually leads them to evolve into something more – or, rather, they start to realize what was there all along. Because what’s left after all the bitterness and misunderstandings are gone? Affection. By the time they reach their third year, they can’t go a day without seeing each other. Eventually, they start pining over one another. Katsuki secretly works through his insecurities in order to accept his feelings for his childhood friend, but it goes haywire once he realizes that he doesn’t know how to apologize for the wrongs he has done. (Setting: 3rd year, canon verse, ages 18+)

Izuku's Home for Wayward Pets by glamour_weeb

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Todoroki Shouto, Yoarashi Inasa Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Alpha Bakugou Katsuki, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Knotting, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, animal/human hybrids, Angst with a Happy Ending, Past Abuse, Alternate Universe - Dystopia, Breeding Kink, Praise Kink, Hurt/Comfort, Possessive Behavior, Mutual Pining Summary: Izuku works at the Bureau of Companion Protection as a rehabilitator for abused and abandoned Companions, animal-human hybrids. He’s seen his fair share of cruelty cases and even fostered a few Companions, but he’s never had a Companion of his own, until now. After rescuing Katsuki from a life in an illegal, underground Companion fighting ring, Izuku must take in the wolfdog that no one else can handle. Eventually, Katsuki comes to love his new home, as well as his new Master.

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igrublocal · 4 years

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Secret Picnic Spots Paired with the Best Nearby Takeout Food

Pairing up San Diego’s lesser known picnic spots with a favorite local restaurant nearby for take out picnic food, makes for the easiest way to feed the kids while you kick back and relax. You’ll dine outside near some of San Diego’s most beloved locales, next to trains, with duck feeding, trails to walk, beaches and sunsets to see while trying new kid-friendly cuisine. Oh, and another perk: no cooking or dishes to clean! Read on for where to pick-up food and put down your picnic blanket!

photo: Bonnie Taylor

Barra Barra at the Old Town Plaza (Old Town)

Cheers for churros in the park! Grab some tacos and churros from our favorite kid-friendly Old Town eatery at Barra Barra, where kids eat free everyday. Walk about 20 steps over to the Plaza where you’ll find space to spread out your picnic blanket and enjoy the history all around. Kids ages 10 and under eat free per paying adult entrée. Their current hours are only Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-9 p.m., but keep checking back for updates.

While the museums and some of the shops and restaurants are closed, it’s still a great place to walk around. When you’re done eating, we challenge you to find the old jail cell and the school house.

Barra Barra 4016 Wallace St., Old Town 619-291-3200 Online:

Old Town Plaza 4002 Wallace St., Old Town 619-220-5422 Online: parks.ca.gov

photo: Leucadia Pizzeria via Yelp

Leucadia Pizza at Cottonwood Creek Park (Encinitas)

Pizza at the Park is a pretty great way to spend the day. You don’t have to cook or clean and the kiddos can run around and play. Everybody’s happy especially if you order a half and half pizza, then everyone will get the toppings they want.

Cottonwood Creek Park is across the street from Leucadia Pizza. It has lots of grassy areas, short walking trails, a huge playground (currently closed) and bathrooms (open). If you prefer the beach, you can also walk 6 blocks down to Moonlight Beach to enjoy your pizza while the sunsets over the ocean.

If you’re looking for a tasty treat, walk across the street to Cali Cream Ice Cream (formerly Handel’s Ice Cream) for some tall scoops of hand-crafted seasonal flavors.

Leucadia Pizzeria 315 S Coast Hwy. 101, Encinitas 760-942-2222 Online:

Cali Cream Ice Cream 90 N Coast Hwy. 101, Encinitas 760-704-8316 Online:

Cottonwood Creek Park 95 N Vulcan Ave., Encinitas 760-633-2740

Moonlight Beach 400 B St., Encinitas 760-633-2740

photo: Bonnie Taylor

San Luis Rey Bakery & Restaurant at the Mission San Luis Rey (Oceanside)

Savor traditional homemade Mexican meals in front of the age old San Luis Rey Mission for a truly spiritual experience. It’s a short walk from the Restaurant over to the Mission, but little legs might tire easily so we suggest driving over. If you have an early riser, the Restaurant opens at 6:30 a.m., so grab their delicious pancakes or breakfast burritos for a breakfast picnic before you walk the Mission grounds. Be prepared to pick up some of their prized cakes, breads and of course their famous smiley face cookies for a treat!

The Mission is open with limited hours, but you can also just walk around the grounds. You’ll see the historic adobe brick ruins out front and the very first Pepper Tree planted in California! If you’re there at the top of the hour, you’ll even hear the mission bells ring.

Hours: Museum & Gift Shop open daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Historic Church hours open daily 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and the beautiful old Cemetery Grounds open daily 8 a.m.-4 p.m.

San Luis Rey Bakery & Restaurant 490 N El Camino Real, Oceanside 760-433-7242 Online:

San Luis Rey Mission 4050 Mission Ave., Oceanside 760-757-3651 Online:

photo: Bonnie Taylor

Pearl Chinese at Webb Lake (Rancho Bernardo)

The perfect picnic combo is a cute little lake right behind a Chinese takeout spot. There are lots of ducks to feed and turtles to see with an easy paved walking path around this lake. Since it’s right behind a Chinese restaurant, that’s a no brainer to grab some orange peel chicken and bring your blanket for one of the easiest family picnics ever.

If your kiddos’ palates haven’t sampled Chinese foods yet, I’d suggest trying some of these as a good entry for them: wonton appetizers, orange peel shrimp or chicken (ask for no spice), honey glazed BBQ pork or shrimp, chicken chow mein or pineapple fried rice are always sure bets for my kids.

Pearl Chinese Cuisine 11666 Avena Pl., Rancho Bernardo 858-487-3388 Online:

Webb Lake 11666 Avena Pl., Rancho Bernardo 619-222-9248

photo: Kari M. via Yelp

Hamburger Factory at Old Poway Park (Poway)

Lasso up a Wrangler burger at the famous Hamburger Factory; which is conveniently located inside the Old Poway Park. If a ½ lb burger is too much, you can order any of their 15 hamburgers as a Jr. size. Hamburgers are in their name, but they have over 20 kinds of sandwiches, dogs and brats, salads, chicken, fish & chips and so much more. Walk a few steps outside to find your perfect picnic spot. When you’re done, plan to spend the next couple of hours wandering around the park towards the ride on trains (currently closed), historic buildings, fountains, gazebo and trails.

Tip: Time your visit for their weekly Saturday farmer’s market from 8 a.m.-1 p.m.

Hamburger Factory 14122 Midland Rd., Poway 858-486-4575 Online:

Old Poway Park 14134 Midland Rd., Poway 858-668-4576 Online:

photo: Ottavio's Italian Restaurant

Ottavio’s Italian Restaurant at Lakeside County Park (Lakeside)

“I like lasagna at Lindo Lake,” is not only a good tongue twister but also tastes good too! The views of the lake at this Lakeside County Park are so peaceful and relaxing, just like not making dinner is more relaxing. Call Ottavio’s Italian Restaurant to help you out and be sure to check their daily specials like Monday is spaghetti & meatballs or Tuesdays is lasagna. They have a new $39 family meal deal for weekday dinner Mon.-Thurs. that includes a large salad, Focaccia bread and choice of entrée that feeds 3-4 people. Call ahead for pick up or have it delivered straight to your picnic spot with Doordash.

Looking for an early morning pick up nearby? Head over to East County's favorite Mary's Donuts because they're open 24 hours. Who says you can't have a donut picnic?

Ottavio’s Italian Restaurant 12440 Woodside Ave., Lakeside 619-443-2165 Online:

Mary's Donuts 10101 Maine Ave., Lakeside 619-334-5272 Online:

Lakeside County Park 12660 Lindo Ln, Lakeside 619-443-1666 Online: sdparks.org

photo: Franco's Flapjack Family Restaurant

Franco’s Flapjack Family Restaurant at Rohr Park (Bonita)

Here’s another tongue twister for you, but if you can say it you can order it. They’re known for their big servings which I can attest to; one order of anything from here will basically feed my two boys and I. Aside from their breakfast menu, they also serve up hot & cold sandwiches, salads, wraps and burgers. They close at 3 p.m., so this spot is best for a breakfast or lunch picnic; or better yet make it a brunch picnic with their chicken & waffles. Gobble it down at nearby Rohr Park where there’s plenty of space to put down your picnic blanket and let the kids run around.

If the kids are begging for a little sweet treat, I highly suggest stopping at nearby Holey Paleta or Hans & Harry’s Bakery; don’t worry the lines moves fast.

Franco’s Flapjack Family Restaurant 4164 Bonita Rd., Bonita 619-512-1673 Online: @francosflapjacksd

Holey Paleta 4230 Bonita Rd. Ste B, Bonita 619-773-6568 Online:

Hans & Harry’s Bakery 5080 Bonita Rd., Bonita 619-475-2253 Online:

Rohr Park 4548 Sweetwater Rd., Bonita 619-409-5979 Online: chulavistaca.gov

––Bonnie Taylor

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romfordfishbar-blog · 5 years

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lovemesomesurveys · 7 years

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Find the nearest book. Read the second sentence on page 13. I don’t have a book near me and I don’t feel like getting up.

Do you own anything that is made of metal and pink? Not that I can think of.

Is there laundry in your dryer right now? *shrug*

Would you eat a hissing beetle for $1000? Noooooo.

If you had to spend a year studying an animal in the wild, what animal? Let’s just pretend that I’m an outdoorsy, nature kind of person who would actually enjoy something like that, okay? Okay. In that hypothetical scenario, I would choose to study giraffes!

What is your all time favorite recipe? I don’t cook.

What’s the first thing you think of when you smell strawberries? Strawberry milkshake.

What’s the nearest thing to your right that starts with an L? Lights. I have lights strung around my headboard. Are there any bells in your house? No.

What’s your favorite informercial? I don’t have a favorite informercial.

Ever been to AsSeenOnTv.com? Nope. I’ve seen the products in stores, though.

If you could have a shopping spree in any store, what would it be? Hmm. Just give me cash so I could do other things with it.

Where’s the best place to register for a wedding? I don’t know.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found on the beach? I’ve never found anything weird on a beach. <<< Me either.

Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them? No.

Can you watch a birthing video all the way through? I couldn’t get through the birthing video they showed in 8th grade. I’m sorry, but the act of giving birth isn’t beautiful to me. lol. I’m too squeamish.

What would be your act in a talent show? I wouldn’t be in a talent show cause I have no talent.

What channel is on channel 37 on your tv? No channel 37.

What’s the last thing you wrote? By hand it was my signature.

Do you have a community mailbox or an individual one? A community one.

How many keys are on your key ring? Three.

What was your first myspace song ever? Oh man, I have no idea. That was so long ago.

Besides mama and dada, what was your first real word? I don’t know.

Would you rather be stuck in the desert or in a blizzard? Ahhh. Both sound absolutely horrible, I don’t know? I wouldn’t survive either one.

What dessert do you hate? I don’t like pie or jello.

What candy factory would you love to work at? I wouldn’t, honestly. Not like a big candy person.

What does an envelope taste like to you? Like paper and grossness.

What’s your favorite line in your favorite movie? That’s a tough one cause first of all, I don’t know what I would choose as my favorite movie. I have many.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors? No.

Would you help a baby cougar w/ the risk of the mama attacking you? Yikes, no! I hope to never be that close to one. I am not about to be in their territory and be killed.

What international monument would you like to visit the most? Hmm.

Have you decided where you want to get married? I don’t know if I want to get married. I can’t imagine it ever happening.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten in a sandwich? I don’t really consider it that strange, but I used to put chips in my sandwich. Otherwise, my sandwiches are pretty normal.

What’s the most exotic thing you’ve eaten? I’m so picky and not adventurous at all with trying new and exotic foods.

Is there a crime/criminal that intrigues you the most? Not particularly.

What Disney prince/character do you think is the cutest? Disney characters are cute, how could I choose?

Can you name some of the clever names of OPI nail polish? Nah.

Can you sing the entire theme song to any show? Yes, to quite a few.

Did you ever get ‘the talk’ from either one of your parents? Yeah.

Do you remember drinking from a bottle? Kind of.

What’s in the third drawer of your dresser? Pants.

What do you keep in the little pocket of your purse? My pill container.

When people ask for ID, which ID do you use? The only ID I have.

Who was the first person you knew who’s name started with a P? I don’t know?

What’s the last form you filled out online? Hmm. It’s been awhile, I’m not sure.

How many times have you had to renew/change your driver’s license? I don’t drive.

Have you ever been given a bouquet of carnations? No.

Do you have an old computer that just sits at the house? Nope.

Do you read the lyrics in the CD sleeve while listening to the song? Back when I still used CDs, yes, I loved doing that. <<< Saaame.

Name something you made out of play-doh when you were younger. I think I had some accessories to make shapes and things with. Not sure otherwise. Random stuff, probably.

What’s your next appointment for? My pain specialist appointment.

When’s the last time you put glitter on something? I have no idea. Glitter is so messy and you find it e v e r y w h e r e.

What’s the worst birthday gift you received as a child? I didn’t receive any bad gifts.

Do you go into the gas station or stay by your car when pumping gas? I don’t drive, so.

When’s the last time you sat on Santa’s lap? When I was a kid.

What’s your favorite kind of caramel apple? I don’t like ‘em.

Would you rather wrestle crocodiles or anacondas? Uh, neither....

Did you sneeze last night? I don’t think so.

Do you hold the remote while watching tv or set it down? I set it down.

Have you ever done farm chores like milk a cow or shave a sheep? Nope.

When’s the last time you used a coupon? I’m not sure.

Does your mom know what size clothes you wear now? Yes.

Is Love written anywhere in the room you’re in? Yes. There’s also two things that say, “I <3 [insert thing here]” here, so that kinda counts.

What’s the nearest sports equipment to you? None.

Have you ever glued your fingers or hands together? I used to do the thing where you put glue on your hand and let it dry so that you can peel it off.

Do you think that they should bring the guillotine back? Nope.

If you could invent anything to make life easier, what would it be? Teleportation. <– Saaaaame. I’d abuse the hell out of it, but still. <<<< Ha, same.

Would you like to run in a giant hamster ball for humans? I’ve seen those big ball things you get inside of and can do that. That would not be good for claustrophobia; though, so for me no thanks.

What were that last kind of nuts you ate? Cashews.

Do you own any shirts with political or social statements on them? No.

Do you remember what your 2nd grade teacher’s first name was? I do. Her first name was the same as mine.

Have you ever played Twister & had someone’s butt in your face? No lol.

What was the last thing you cheated on? Nothing.

When was the last time you used a walkie talkie? I have no idea.

Where do you usually go camping? I don’t go camping. Nooo thank you.

Who do you sleep with when you go camping? -

Ever been afraid to see a ghost in your rearview mirror when driving alone? Well thanks for putting that image in my head.

Have you ever dated anyone whose name started with B? No.

If yes, was it a good experience? -

Do you remember what Doug Funnie’s dog’s name was? Porkchop.

What is your favorite episode of The Brady Bunch? I don’t really have a particular favorite episode, but I do like to watch it.

Name a line from a Spice Girls song. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends.”

Have you ever jumped into a pile of leaves? No.

What does your swimsuit look like? I don’t own one.

Do you like it fast or slow? I wouldn’t know.

What’s the last holiday candy you consumed? An Easter bunny chocolate.

What’s the last thing you bought at a grocery store? Creamer, a personal size cake, and muffins.

Have you ever done a backflip on a giant trampoline? No.

Do you believe that there is only ONE person out there for everybody? I don’t think so.

Do you prefer flowers or chocolate? How ‘bout donuts or coffee?

Do you remember the first time you used a computer? Yes.

Do you remember the first computer game you ever played? Some educational game.

Does your Wii character ever look like you? It did at the time I made it.

What’s the last sour thing you put in your mouth? I don’t like sour stuff.

Do you remember anything from before you were 3? No.

Do you believe in hypnosis? No.

Do you reserve pages in the yearbook for certain people? I didn’t do that.

Ever had a fantasy about a teacher? No.

What’s the most humiliating outfit your parent made you wear? Nothing, thankfully.

Did you ever want to change religions? No.

Is it hard for you to fall asleep when you have had a lot of sugar? No.

What’s your favorite thing to eat with strawberries? Chocolate. Or with bananas in a smoothie.

How do you eat a Reese’s Peanut butter Cup? I just eat them.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing. They’re not that great.

What’s the funniest bumper sticker you’ve ever seen? *shrug*

Ever been up in the mountains? Yes.

When’s the first time you ever touched snow? I think I was like... 12?

What color is your computer desk? I don’t have one. I keep my laptop on my bed.

Are you baptized? I am not.

What did you dream of last night? I don’t recall.

Have you ever eaten an exotic animal? No.

What do you think is the funniest movie of all time? That’s a tough one. I suck at choosing favorites or the “iest” of something.

Name a line from that movie? --

Would you be surprised if you found out your mom had tattoos? She does have one.

Would you wear a leather dog collar for free drinks? I don’t drink, so nah.

When was the last time you danced the Macarena? It’s been a long time.

Can you sing your school’s song? I’m no longer in school.

What was your all time favorite subject in elementary school? English.

What’s the last song you sang out loud in the car? I don’t remember.

Who is the last person you talked to whose name started with a G? One of my nurses, Gloria.

Have you ever bedazzled anything? No.

Have you ever bought anything off of HSN or QVC? Nope. Where do you keep your cash? In the bank.

Do you fold laundry while watching tv? I don’t fold laundry. I’m so bad. My clothes just get piled up on my bed.

When’s the last time you used a protractor? Not since high school.

When’s the last time you used a Victoria’s Secret product? It’s been years.

Can you name the kids from the Cosby Show? Denise, Theo, Rudy, Olivia. That’s all I got. Is there more?

What’s your favorite show on Nick At Nite? George Lopez.

Have you ever made a rubber band ball? No.

What zodiac sign do you find to be the most interesting? --

Would you ever see a psychic? No.

When’s the last time you had cotton candy? It’s been a long time.

Where is your younger sibling? He’s asleep.

What’s the last thing you ordered at a Mexican restaurant? A bean burrito with rice, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole with gravy dip on the side to dip it in. My favorite.

Do you have an ant problem in the summer? Every now and then, but nothing too bad.

Do you tan outside or in a booth? I may get a tan if I actually spend enough time outside, which is rare.

Do you still use scrunchies? No.

Have you ever met someone for the 1st time that seemed so familiar? I don’t think so.

What’s the most hours you’ve worked in a week? Zero.

Do you keep anything in files? Yes, on my laptop.

Do you have special ringtones for different people? No. I used to do that back in the day.

How do you eat your steak? I don’t.

Is your birthmark shaped like anything? No.

Can you put on mascara with your mouth closed? Yes.

Have you ever worn men’s underwear? No.

Do you own anything that’s fuzzy and purple? Nope.

When’s the last time you were kissed on the cheek? I don’t know.

Do you play with pogs? No.

What wild animal would you like as a pet? I get the feeling that the survey maker has a thing for wild life.

When’s the last time someone hung up on you? I don’t know.

Have you eaten an entire pizza by yourself? Personal size ones.

Have you ever fallen out of a tree? I’ve never even been in a tree in the first place. <<<

Did you read the Babysitters Club book series? I did.

How about Goosebumps? I read the choose-your-own adventure ones, because they were in the waiting room at the karate school my family went to. <<<< I loved those kinds of books. Also, yes I did read Goosebumps. They were my fave.

Ever worn a flower in your hair? Yes.

What kind of car did your parents have while you were growing up? My mom had a van and my dad had a Honda.

Do you ever wish your birthday was on a different day? I wish it were in the fall.

Do you sunburn easily? I do now it seems.

Have you read the Twilight series? Yes.

Why couldn’t you go to sleep the last time you were up all night? Anxiety.

What breed of dog do you find the most annoying? Any of the tiny yappy ones. <<< lol same.

What would you name your first born son? I don’t know if I want kids.

Do you cook anything you don’t like eating? No?

Do you watch any reality shows on MTV or VH1? I do. I watch too much reality TV.

Would you have a better chance of surviving in the Sahara or Alaska? You kinda asked this already.

When’s the last time you pet a cat? I think like 2 years ago.

Do you remember Eureka’s Castle on Nick JR? I do.

What would you say is Paris Hilton’s occupation? I don’t know, really.

Are you wearing a necklace? Nope.

Do you have any noticeable moles or birthmarks? Yes to both.

Count to ten in another language. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez.

Do you feel uncomfortable telling friends they have boogers in their nose? Yes. :X Same if they have something in their teeth. But I know it’d be more embarrassing for them if I didn’t say anything, but for some reason I feel awkward having to someone that. What do you remember from sex ed class when you were younger? My 6th grade teacher put a condom on a banana.

What’s the first instrument you ever played? Piano.

What’s the last thing you wore around your neck? A necklace.

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