i think Will deserves to also get Steve's help with his hair.
like. he wouldnt charge for it, it'd still be a home done hair cut like joyce does, but the bowls would remain in the kitchen, and would go nowhere near the hair.
it'd be cut with actual stylist shears so no rough cuts here because i bet Steve has some for touch ups when he cant afford an actual stylist now he's working minimum wage, so he'll sort baby byers' hair out for free!
and maybe Jonathan's too cause "fuck dude, thats one hell of a mop right there. lemme just. zhoosh it up for ya. tell Nance i said 'you're welcome.'"
But Will especially, because Will deserves to be the bi awakening to all the age appropriate boys around him too cause he's very handsome and tall an he's getting some broadness to those shoulders, the bowlcut is just destroying his game.
make Mike realise that actually he's gotta sort his shit out because Will?
Not gonna be single forever kthnx, and he did technically start the process of letting Mike go in the back of that pizza van! HURRY UP MIKE CHOP CHOP.
Gareth the Great's just had his bi awakening thanks to Steve and his poolside summer time show and Will's like. Right there growing into quite the young hunk.
this is huberta. she is the hypothetical hellspawn child of annoying orange and that fuckass chicken nugget from max design pro. when it walks it makes that one piano sound effect from the 2nd spongebob movie when plankton and spongebob are trying to sneak past patrick in the chum bucket.
I do think life always comes a full circle bcs of the fact that I was talking to my friend the other day about my creepypasta phase and how funny it was I used to shipp SlenderxZalgo and THEN it hit me...
Are you telling me, around 8 years ago, I used to ship a white-faced monochromatic inexpressive creature, slender and tall, with a dark silluette as a body[even mention them having dark tendrils] WITH a black bright red eyed, devilish-like deity with a sharp smile of the same color, horns and a big red cape? I might have a type..
Had a dream that Matpat made a GameTheory episode about me and my best friend-who i’ll call D. Me and D live about an hour and a half away from Matpat, and we were walking around our town havig a nice time, till we saw Matthew Patrick. D gets *PISSED* at him, starts yelling at him and saying “YOU’RE NOT REAL I HATE YOU MATPAT ISN’T REAL” stuff like that. I want to preface that up until this point, Matpat had been a real 3D person, until D starts unzipping him. Not in a weird way, in a “Spongebob Skin Theory” way. D finishes unzipping him-and reveals that the “real” Matpat is the PNG picture of him. Matpat and D start going at it fistfighting, yelling, fight stuff. Matpat tries to kill D, but i woke up before i found out who won.
Anyways, i’m convince Matpat is tracking me and is out to get me.