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I’m so happy dinluke is a thing. I’ve wanted someone to ship Luke with since forever and nothing ever really stuck for me- and dinluke has so much potential for angst! Jedi and Mandalorians are traditionally enemies! The fact that Din literally can’t show his face! Just.. two insanely powerful characters and their jedi son.
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Dang it, why must I be shipping trash?
#stardew valley#stardew valley sam#sam stardew valley#sam sdv#stardew sam#stardew valley emily#emily stardew valley#emily sdv#stardew emily#stardew valley sam x emily#shipping trash
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Well, well, well. Not
Fueling my crazy-assed head cannons with In Cannon facts.
I swear to all the CANNON GAWDS this is correct. I know this is true IRL. So, makes sense in cannon, right? Source: Boy. Don't @ me. You have seen him observe Yurio's eyes for more than there dazzling color. He's seen into them. You have seen him put things together in one night, from choreography and improve. This takes a lot of skill. You not only have to be able to read the room, but the people involved as well. Being uncomfortable makes this sort of thing really bad, it could hurt people. Not with this man in charge. Otabek, why you just the most chill ... I STG this guy is old school FEY. Radiates it so bad you look it up and this is the image you get: Otabek causally droppin everyone's stress levels by EXISTING.
These manors. Most punk thing you will ever see. Everyone this day? Yurio. Victor. Chris. You see them. They are some kind of 'out there'. Most people are. Not Otabek. This man is in your face polite, which is quiet, genteel, and shocking. SHOCKING. Do you know how much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE you can do with the right word and a calm demeanor? I do. I have been DEVASTATED by this. This man wields the most deadly sword.
Honestly, this is just fueling my 'this guy is secretly well connected noble and just wont admit it because who needs that kind of attention. He likes music. He likes to skate. He knows who is his soul mate.' This boy be BOI. Man, I have heard LEGENDS less backed up by cannon than this. I love him, your honor and would like my petition for him and Yurio to get married yesterday to be approved by the court of law, and possibly several deities. Thank you.
I mean, I got no notes. Just more head cannon fuel. Bet even Lilia Baranovskaya can find no wrong in his posture. Just his flexibility. But. may boy, if it gives you an ass like that? *ahem* Whole bod, really. I am not sorry.
Old. School. Fey. Prince? King? If you play Changeling: the Dreaming (White Wolf) you know what I mean. Where Yurio is a new world Fey, Otabek is so old school, and it just makes me happier than I understand. The dynamics. Opposing elements that just click. Yes, your honor, I have a petition to push that proposal thrugh. You'll see the *drops several reams of paper on the desk* signatures on these pages. *rolls in several more boxes*
That formality is called 'finality'. There is no argument to be made against it that dose not make the person arguing a massive ass. There is no wheedle room. This is practiced in the highest circles. Also, that side eye, like JJ may have pushed Otabek's patience one to many times. Bet you it was when he heard how Yurio reacts to JJ calling him 'princess'. Otabek is far to respectful to push an unwanted nick name. Also, that's his boyfriend, your honor. We may get to see a duel. Suggest crossbows at range. You know Otabek is a sniper shot.
You bring this man home to your ice daddies, Yurio. Because I wanna see Victor freak out, Yuuri be happy, but confused, because this man has ALL the manors and Yurio is hissy kitty personified. The. DYNAMICS! your honor! Otabek with his courtly love until Yurio is ready. MY FRIKIN GAWDS! The way Yurio looked at Otabek's skating and made that little sound with the patented Victor-is-Interested-in-Something pose? We may not have to wait long. These Two Your Honor!
I KNEW IT! Otabek (when not suffering the all cursed helmet hair) pulls that under cut off. JJ dose not. Also: this is a man for whom the phrase 'I'm disappointed' can be summed up in a single look that will sear you to the soul and change your whole damned reincarnation cycle. You cannot convince me that even the worst person would be able to take that look and not feel something inside be blanketed in warmth that says 'I know you can do better, you deserve the effort it takes,' then cry about it because they know he's right.
Yurio is very much used to being *tiched* off. People thinking he's a kid, like perma-nine, over reacting, to emo. You know what that's like. Ever kid does. It's painful. But like, Otabek? He knows words are useless here. Just the action. Sometimes that's all it takes. Yurio is very much ready to fight. When it doesn't come? Well, self reflection time. And boy can self reflection hurt. Also THE DYNAMICS, YOUR HONOR! Tinny, elegant, ethereal on the outside Yurio vs. Masculine, buff af, strong and ever enduring Otabek. One has the personality of a raging fire, uncaring of who they burn. One has the personality of untouchable covering the deepest waters you will ever find. To deep and you'll drown. Each soft for exactly ONE person. MY GAWDS YOUR HONOR!
You know Otabek follows Yuri's Angles, and that's how he found him. This man has had a whole assed 'soul mates imma marry him' crush Situation (tm) since he understood those eyes. Eyes he never forgot. There are Nobel Prize winning poets less eloquent than that. It constantly reminds me of
“they asked "do you love her to death?" i said "speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life” ― Mahmoud Darwish
I mean, this is how I think of that 'eyes of a solder' line. I will take no notes.
I mean, this is legit. And then he encourages Yurio. It may cost him a metal to do that. But he did it. And he was happy for Yurio. This man is a fucking saint. There is no suggestion box, please file your opposing opinions in the round receptacle to the right. YOUR HONOR! If you'd be so kind as to sand the ink before you hand that over to the court clerk for filing. I now have to go house hunting for these two so I can have them (Yurio) constantly annoyed by CANNON PAIRING who love the Secondary Cannon OTP, but lets be honest, Victor is gonna be a shit about it because he's not forgot what he went thrugh when he was courting Yuuri. Otabek. Silently suffering. Trying not to laugh. I bet he breaks down with the most charmingly, light up the room, dimple having, white teeth flashing smile anyone has seen, putting stars in everyone's eyes for all of three seconds when they finally break him. His laugh is music. Promptly puts on his normal blank expression and acts like it never happened. This is a thing now. Also he can sing and play/write music, and because he couldn't do ballet, took ballroom to get his dance skills. You will not change my mind.
#YoI#yuri!!! on ice#yurio#yuuri#victor#otabek#victyuri#otayuri#ships#shipping trash#!!!#i WILL NEVER STOP SAILING THIS FUCKING SHIP!#i love this fandom#every time i think i have run out of things to see#i hit refresh#oh look#MORE!#I got a whole damned *them* play list#and kids#i got oc kids for these two pairs#i love them your honor#things that give me life#victor nikiforov#yuri katsuki#katsuki yuuri#yuri plisetsky#otabek altin#otabek x yurio#victor x yuuri
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More Monatello trash! Yay! I love them I’m sorry I’m so slow for coloring but I did this for some inking practice! He gonna eat her neck. Prepare for smooches.
#tmnt mona lisa#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt rise#my art crap#rise donatello#rise mona lisa#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt mona lisa#Monatello#rise of the tmnt Donatello#donatello#rise donnie#rise tmnt#rise tmnt fanart#tmnt fanart#rottmnt fanart#rise of the turtles#shipping trash#rottmnt mona
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me? shipping another rare pair wlw in a fandom i'm 16 yrs late to? just another tuesday
#atla#azula#katara#azutara#katzula#what do u call this ship#atla wlw#i blame that azutara 200k word fic i read on ao3 it was THE fic#i barely got this out bc im bereaved and busy and messy#i honestly had no idea there was a live action i just watched atla because im in a stasis and i needed something to keep my mind off things#and here we are#azula x katara#my art#drabstuff#atla fanart#throw me in the trash k thnks
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Happy Valentine's Day from your cantankerous, filthy, Duran/Angela shipping trash sack. To celebrate the occasion, here are some shitty, scratchy phone doodles of my OTP from over the past year or so.
I've always wanted to see Angela hug Duran from behind. He doesn't realize he needs the hug, until he gets it. Eek.
this is a doodle inspired by a fic I wrote that was almost finished (I think it was 30k words?) But, after reading it a few times, I hated it and decided not to post it. Oh well. It happens.
I still like this doodle though, and the scene I wrote that it was inspired by. The scene was Paladin Duran helping Magus Angela cover up with her cape when she comes back to her senses and realizes she did some terrible shit.
do I even need to say anything about this one? Knight kissing Sorceress's hand. oooogh. It's almost borderline a fetish for me (shhhhhh don't tell anyone I got a thing for knight/princess pairings)
home chef Duran is best headcanon don't @ me if u disagree because u will be
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something'd
IGNORED HARD. there. (Duran looks really thin in this one wtf my boi is supposed to be THICC)
nuzz!
duran thinkgen about his hot sord
what a sexy little chicken scratch sword it is
And of course
Duran gets hurt or knocked out or something to proteccing Angela and gets some booba pillow squish for his troubles. Not based on anything, I just wanted to draw Duran getting some booba squish.
Uh
There are more but idk if they're as "presentable" as these. (And some of them are in-jokes that would take too long to explain. Like shark costume Duran.)
ok have a gud day thank u for looking at my crappy doidles
#valentines day#trials of mana#duran/angela#shitty doodles#i want Duran and Angela to kiss so bad i could die#shipping#shipping trash
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Susie spills the tea... ☕ Or should I say, chalk, moss and apple-scented shampoo?
(Watch with sound 🔊 Music: Kevin MacLeod - Itty Bitty 8 Bit)
#deltarune#susie deltarune#kris deltarune#noelle holiday#SUSelle#berdly#tumblr taught me the ship name hehe#susie is a trash goblin#trash goblin#trash reptile#i mean this in the best way possible#animation#fanart#my art
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Movie night !
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#michael afton#the puppet#fnaf puppet#charlie emily#fnaf 2#fnaf fanart#fanart#digital art#illustration#artists on tumblr#jai's trash#people on ig have been fighting in the comments of this one for the past few days because they think its ship art lmaoo#... its not ship art 😭#friends can only sit at a safe platonic distance (2 meters apart)
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don’t threaten him with a good time
#gachiakuta#gachiart#zanka nijik#jabber wongar#gachiakuta zanka#gachiakuta jabber#janka#is that the ship tag#i’m outing myself as janka trash#they’re too funny together
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Sometimes all you need is a duo with way too much comedic homoerotic tension to get you through a thousand chapter light novel
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#sctir#my s class hunters#s classes that I raised#jinjae#joongdok#tcf#trash of the count's family#WHATS THE SHIP NAME???#albecale#found it
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Hello E-Vay I hope you have great day/night.
If you ever met Amy would you hug her or kidnapped her and if you did kidnapped her what Sonic reaction to you will be??
KIDNAP?! I would never!
But I WOULD take her on a perfect, romantic date and treat her like the queen she is and BEG her to be my wife. Amy, you can even call me “Sonic,” I won’t mind! 😘
Also thank you, I hope you’re having a great day/night too!
#YA SNOOZE YA LOSE SONIC! THE BABE IS MINE!#what would our ship name be?#Emy?#Amay?#RedRose?#Sonic trash#AMY trash#evay the simp#evay#amy rose#Sonic the hedgehog#sth#me#my doodles#ask me#evayQA
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Here’s where my unprecedented, unrivaled genius comes in to present the Most Objectively Perfect Compromise
I just draw them both the same height
Will everyone stop being mean to artists who draw link taller
This is literally racist just because someone Japanese fan doesn’t draw your ship the way they want you it and we need to stop gate keeping the ship.
His hight is inconsistent anyway. This person on twitter has a point
It’s inconsistent because the developers don’t care about his height  if you see link as shorter that’s ok but stop harassing artists because they don’t draw him the way you do because if you don’t like that people draw him a way that’s may not canon then stop adding your headcannons on to him in your art 
sorry if my spelling and grammar is bad I’m in a rush
#jk let people draw them how they want#i personally see botw/totk link as a little guy because look at how just about any npc towers over him#but in fanon people should do whatever feels right to them#and celebrate all the great art that is produced#we're all the same after all:#shipping trash#zelda#totk#zelink#my text
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You Look Lonely
Inspired by this iconic scene.
When Jason was with the League, he'd thought he'd spotted something lingering above the pits sometimes. Then again, he'd also been hopped up into a mad rage by nasty death water, so his memory wasn't credible by any means.
But after a particularly bad day, as Jason just sits in front of the Pits looking at his reflection, he looks up.
"Hello, handsome."
Gorgeous eyes looking down, freckles dotting the skin. White hair gracefully flowing, a playful smile directed at him.
"What a day, hm? You look lonely..."
A warm bubbly feeling sprouts in his chest. Like if pit rage had a distant cousin.
"I can fix that."
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp#Honestly I had this thought spawn as I was taking out the trash and I was smiling to myself like a maniac#I mean how could I not?#It beckoned me#dead on main#dead on main ship#Bladerunner 2049 reference#It can either be A: Bladerunner exists in the DP universe but not the DC one so Danny's doing a bit but Jason thinks he's serious#Or B: This is genuine#Ignore the music.
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So...
This bitch got an under cut. It's far more subtle. It's common to give a small child this to keep the 'adorable, but manageable' look. Wanna bet Otabek got his because of this, and JJ thought it was cool ice bros things or some shit?
#yuri on ice#!!!#YoI#otayuri#otayura#gay boys on ice#the anime#this hair cut be makin the rounds#wanna bet it was a super cuts and that's why the undercut is so short on the brunettes#?#wanna bet super cuts was JJs idea?#yuri plisetsky#otabek altin#otabek x yurio#JJ#i got so many theories and head cannons#i will not be stopped#shipping trash
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“So, babysitting?”
Alberu follows after the delinquent. From the record the vice-principal gave him access to, Cale frequently drinks alcohol, he often gets himself into a lot of fights, and he barely passed his classes at the end of the grading period. The teachers never call on him in class, girls and boys avoid him alike, and he is- supposedly- completely intolerable.
Which is why Alberu Crossman, who’s only a little older yet infinitely more mature has been assigned by the principal (his father) to get the troublemaker under thumb. Cale's father is quite wealthy, actually, and since there isn't much known about the successor to the Henituse family... it'd be bad if he had to be expelled.
Cale scowled. “Yes, babysitting, your highness. Please, leave if you must,” He jeers at Alberu, but internally he thinks, 'No, really. Please leave.' Otherwise, he might get caught in the act.
Of not actually being Cale.
Roksu aims a sour expression at Alberu, who returns it with a more flowery one. Acting as his twin for the day had been easy enough, mainly because being trash is great!- until Alberu Crossman strolled into his lunch period and introduced himself.
He is even following him out of the school to his job. Well, this job is Roksu’s and not Cale’s, but because he can’t ditch work nor can he get glib-tongued Alberu off his tail-
Well shit.
Thankfully, the kids call him hyung. Except Raon, who calls him human. Hopefully Alberu doesn’t look into it too much. If everything goes right, Alberu Crossman will be Cale's problem to deal with tomorrow. As it should have been.
“I didn’t know you liked kids, Cale,” Alberu smiles charmingly, walking side by side with Roksu. “Can you introduce me?” Roksu struggles to not put on his own disarming smile out of spite, instead plastering on a classic Cale Sneer™. It fits on his face perfectly, like he’s playing a character in a play.
They enter the building and ‘Cale’ guides Alberu to a colorful playroom, decked out in toys and a fountain of running water as the centerpiece (A gift from his father, who is still upset that Roksu doesn't visit more often). There’s a tray of fruits and oatmeal on the small table in the corner of the room, except not a soul to be seen. Picking up a bowl of oatmeal and finding the ceramic to still be hot, Roksu almost smiles.
Alberu frowns. Where are the kids he's supposed to babysit?
Roksu tells the empty air, "Come on out."
Three children appear out of nowhere in front of them.
“Hyung!”
“Human! You’re back!”
“Hyung, nya.” On examines Alberu some more.
All of the kids had been revealed the moment that Roksu spoke, as Raon unveiled the invisibility on them.
Raon runs up and grabs Roksu’s hand, who places it on his head, rubbing the black hair comfortingly. “Mm.” Raon beams at the affection.
“Raon, On, Hong,” they each look up at him at the call of their names. “This is Alberu Crossman, he is doing a report on my trashy behavior. Don’t be rude."
All three children become hostile immediately. “He isn't trash!”
On observes Alberu with an intense glare. Raon shifts under Roksu’s hand, his deep blue eyes glinting with magic. Roksu positions him away from the older teen’s view. Raon grips onto Roksu’s pant leg with a vengeance. Hong stares openly, offensive.
Alberu smiles at them.
"I'm visiting with Cale Hyung for today, nice to meet you."
Hong gasps suddenly.
“He-!” On gives her brother a look, and he clamps his hands over his mouth. Alberu feels a deep curiosity, as if something isn’t quite as it seems.
Roksu sighs. It’s going to be a long hour.
At the midway point, Alberu has easily disarmed the children. They look fascinated at the magic he shows them, while Roksu can only rub a palm over Raon’s shoulder as a warning to keep his dragon magic under control. He's still just a child that wants to brag. Everything is going well.
Bang!
“Hey Roksu! How was-“ Cale bursts through the door, bright red hair equipped with a shit-eating grin, wearing clothes far less fancy than his usual. He tenses up, frozen in place when he spots Alberu on the floor, politely sitting "crisscross applesauce" with the children. Roksu narrows a withering glare at his twin.
“… Roksu?”
Alberu looks at ‘Cale,’ sitting next to him, the one he's spent the entire day with, who is trying to send what must be the real Cale into the sun with his eyes.
“Ha… ha?” Cale winces. Roksu wipes his expression from his face.
“Cale-hyung, run! That’s the human’s bad look!” Alberu’s eyes widen as he watches the confirmed real Cale bolt back into the hallway and out of the front door. Alberu whips his head back toward the stranger behind him, who is a perfect replica of the Cale who ran like Hell. Cale has an identical twin?? Since when? Why doesn't he go to school?
Roksu levels an emotionless gaze at Alberu. “Hello, your highness. Don’t mind me.”
Alberu can only watch in astonishment as this stranger walks out of the playroom, with a smooth and deadly gait as he hunts down his twin like a predator would to prey. He recalls the look 'Roksu' gave him and it sends a shiver down the principal’s son’s spine. That gaze held secrets.
Something about this stranger is even more interesting than the sudden appearance of a twin.
On walks up to him, sitting down in his lap and looking into his eyes. “Roksu-hyung will be back soon, nya!” Hong bounds over and sits next to his sister, grinning widely. Raon huffs and looks at the door. He wants his human to come back.
#Roksu is Cale's lost twin who reunited with the Henituse family at 16. he went to a charter school and speedran his education#which is why he doesn't go to high school with Cale#Roksu didn't want attention from the public so his existence is kept secret from most everyone outside of the family and tight-lipped staff#Cale wanted to skip school that day (he heard Albert would be coming to monitor) and tricked Roksu into dealing with it for him#not that Roksu didn't receive something in return for pretending to be Cale... but now he's going to 'negotiate' a better deal with his twi#anyway that's all I remember about this#hong was going to say 'He thinks Roksu hyung is Cale hyung!' but stopped himself from revealing it in time#kim rok soo#kim roksu#cale henituse#og cale henituse#lcf#lotcf#lout of the counts family#tcf#totcf#trash of the counts family#fic#ughhh I'm not as diligent with my tags as I used to be#tcf raon miru#lcf ohn#tcf hong#yayay#posting old writing so it doesn't rot in my notes app any longer#if I was smarter I would post it on ao3 but I don't really write enough words to bother doing that#not a reblog#alberu crossman#alver crossman#alcale#I put the ship tag but not because it's a ship thing. I just think the shippers would appreciate this
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Merlin: *looking in horror at the mess in front of him* I thought we agreed you wouldn't go to the tavern last night
Gwaine: Yeah but you underestimate my ability to make bad decisions without alcohol
#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect quotes#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#merlin#gwaine#sir gwaine#mergwaine#merwaine#merlin x gwaine#broship#bromance#platonic#or not#romance#romantic#shipps#shipping#reccs#ao3#merthur#fluff#sarcastic#sarcasm#ask#trash post#shitty post#txt.mine#txt post#fandom
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