#Shipping trash

[askthephoenician]

THEY ARE LITERALLY ASKING FOR FANFICS NOW!!!!

The floodgates are open! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

[thesebright-lights]

I’m so happy dinluke is a thing. I’ve wanted someone to ship Luke with since forever and nothing ever really stuck for me- and dinluke has so much potential for angst! Jedi and Mandalorians are traditionally enemies! The fact that Din literally can’t show his face! Just.. two insanely powerful characters and their jedi son.

[thevaudevilledemon]

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Dang it, why must I be shipping trash?

[capsensislagamoprh]

Well, well, well. Not

Fueling my crazy-assed head cannons with In Cannon facts.

I swear to all the CANNON GAWDS this is correct. I know this is true IRL. So, makes sense in cannon, right? Source: Boy. Don't @ me. You have seen him observe Yurio's eyes for more than there dazzling color. He's seen into them. You have seen him put things together in one night, from choreography and improve. This takes a lot of skill. You not only have to be able to read the room, but the people involved as well. Being uncomfortable makes this sort of thing really bad, it could hurt people. Not with this man in charge. Otabek, why you just the most chill ... I STG this guy is old school FEY. Radiates it so bad you look it up and this is the image you get: Otabek causally droppin everyone's stress levels by EXISTING.

These manors. Most punk thing you will ever see. Everyone this day? Yurio. Victor. Chris. You see them. They are some kind of 'out there'. Most people are. Not Otabek. This man is in your face polite, which is quiet, genteel, and shocking. SHOCKING. Do you know how much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE you can do with the right word and a calm demeanor? I do. I have been DEVASTATED by this. This man wields the most deadly sword.

Honestly, this is just fueling my 'this guy is secretly well connected noble and just wont admit it because who needs that kind of attention. He likes music. He likes to skate. He knows who is his soul mate.' This boy be BOI. Man, I have heard LEGENDS less backed up by cannon than this. I love him, your honor and would like my petition for him and Yurio to get married yesterday to be approved by the court of law, and possibly several deities. Thank you.

I mean, I got no notes. Just more head cannon fuel. Bet even Lilia Baranovskaya can find no wrong in his posture. Just his flexibility. But. may boy, if it gives you an ass like that? *ahem* Whole bod, really. I am not sorry.

Old. School. Fey. Prince? King? If you play Changeling: the Dreaming (White Wolf) you know what I mean. Where Yurio is a new world Fey, Otabek is so old school, and it just makes me happier than I understand. The dynamics. Opposing elements that just click. Yes, your honor, I have a petition to push that proposal thrugh. You'll see the *drops several reams of paper on the desk* signatures on these pages. *rolls in several more boxes*

That formality is called 'finality'. There is no argument to be made against it that dose not make the person arguing a massive ass. There is no wheedle room. This is practiced in the highest circles. Also, that side eye, like JJ may have pushed Otabek's patience one to many times. Bet you it was when he heard how Yurio reacts to JJ calling him 'princess'. Otabek is far to respectful to push an unwanted nick name. Also, that's his boyfriend, your honor. We may get to see a duel. Suggest crossbows at range. You know Otabek is a sniper shot.

You bring this man home to your ice daddies, Yurio. Because I wanna see Victor freak out, Yuuri be happy, but confused, because this man has ALL the manors and Yurio is hissy kitty personified. The. DYNAMICS! your honor! Otabek with his courtly love until Yurio is ready. MY FRIKIN GAWDS! The way Yurio looked at Otabek's skating and made that little sound with the patented Victor-is-Interested-in-Something pose? We may not have to wait long. These Two Your Honor!

I KNEW IT! Otabek (when not suffering the all cursed helmet hair) pulls that under cut off. JJ dose not. Also: this is a man for whom the phrase 'I'm disappointed' can be summed up in a single look that will sear you to the soul and change your whole damned reincarnation cycle. You cannot convince me that even the worst person would be able to take that look and not feel something inside be blanketed in warmth that says 'I know you can do better, you deserve the effort it takes,' then cry about it because they know he's right.

Yurio is very much used to being *tiched* off. People thinking he's a kid, like perma-nine, over reacting, to emo. You know what that's like. Ever kid does. It's painful. But like, Otabek? He knows words are useless here. Just the action. Sometimes that's all it takes. Yurio is very much ready to fight. When it doesn't come? Well, self reflection time. And boy can self reflection hurt. Also THE DYNAMICS, YOUR HONOR! Tinny, elegant, ethereal on the outside Yurio vs. Masculine, buff af, strong and ever enduring Otabek. One has the personality of a raging fire, uncaring of who they burn. One has the personality of untouchable covering the deepest waters you will ever find. To deep and you'll drown. Each soft for exactly ONE person. MY GAWDS YOUR HONOR!

You know Otabek follows Yuri's Angles, and that's how he found him. This man has had a whole assed 'soul mates imma marry him' crush Situation (tm) since he understood those eyes. Eyes he never forgot. There are Nobel Prize winning poets less eloquent than that. It constantly reminds me of

“they asked "do you love her to death?" i said "speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life” ― Mahmoud Darwish

I mean, this is how I think of that 'eyes of a solder' line. I will take no notes.

I mean, this is legit. And then he encourages Yurio. It may cost him a metal to do that. But he did it. And he was happy for Yurio. This man is a fucking saint. There is no suggestion box, please file your opposing opinions in the round receptacle to the right. YOUR HONOR! If you'd be so kind as to sand the ink before you hand that over to the court clerk for filing. I now have to go house hunting for these two so I can have them (Yurio) constantly annoyed by CANNON PAIRING who love the Secondary Cannon OTP, but lets be honest, Victor is gonna be a shit about it because he's not forgot what he went thrugh when he was courting Yuuri. Otabek. Silently suffering. Trying not to laugh. I bet he breaks down with the most charmingly, light up the room, dimple having, white teeth flashing smile anyone has seen, putting stars in everyone's eyes for all of three seconds when they finally break him. His laugh is music. Promptly puts on his normal blank expression and acts like it never happened. This is a thing now. Also he can sing and play/write music, and because he couldn't do ballet, took ballroom to get his dance skills. You will not change my mind.

[silversunskyless]

More Monatello trash! Yay! I love them I’m sorry I’m so slow for coloring but I did this for some inking practice! He gonna eat her neck. Prepare for smooches.

[aurum-fidei]

Years have passed.

I am still shipping trash.

The best thing about being multishipping trash is that you can confuse the fuck out of your followers and the people who religiously read your stories. Because what ship are you shipping today?

I don’t know Karen. I really don’t.

All of them?

All of them sounds right.

[bitzy-bop]

get silly with it

[drabsyo]

me? shipping another rare pair wlw in a fandom i'm 16 yrs late to? just another tuesday

[captmuldoon]

Carol Maso - The Art Lover

[detrietus]

don’t threaten him with a good time

[dumbsack]

Happy Valentine's Day from your cantankerous, filthy, Duran/Angela shipping trash sack. To celebrate the occasion, here are some shitty, scratchy phone doodles of my OTP from over the past year or so.

I've always wanted to see Angela hug Duran from behind. He doesn't realize he needs the hug, until he gets it. Eek.

this is a doodle inspired by a fic I wrote that was almost finished (I think it was 30k words?) But, after reading it a few times, I hated it and decided not to post it. Oh well. It happens.

I still like this doodle though, and the scene I wrote that it was inspired by. The scene was Paladin Duran helping Magus Angela cover up with her cape when she comes back to her senses and realizes she did some terrible shit.

do I even need to say anything about this one? Knight kissing Sorceress's hand. oooogh. It's almost borderline a fetish for me (shhhhhh don't tell anyone I got a thing for knight/princess pairings)

home chef Duran is best headcanon don't @ me if u disagree because u will be

Uh

something'd

IGNORED HARD. there. (Duran looks really thin in this one wtf my boi is supposed to be THICC)

nuzz!

duran thinkgen about his hot sord

what a sexy little chicken scratch sword it is

And of course

Duran gets hurt or knocked out or something to proteccing Angela and gets some booba pillow squish for his troubles. Not based on anything, I just wanted to draw Duran getting some booba squish.

Uh

There are more but idk if they're as "presentable" as these. (And some of them are in-jokes that would take too long to explain. Like shark costume Duran.)

ok have a gud day thank u for looking at my crappy doidles

[e-vay]

3 - “Forehead kiss” from this prompt.

And yes, I did pair it with that audio on my Tiktok haha

I like to imagine that everyone from the group likes getting forehead kisses from Sonic, in a familial way.

I’m no longer accepting any more prompts at this time, sorry!

[lupucs]

Susie spills the tea... ☕ Or should I say, chalk, moss and apple-scented shampoo?

(Watch with sound 🔊 Music: Kevin MacLeod - Itty Bitty 8 Bit)

[jxitrash]

Movie night !

[capsensislagamoprh]

So...

This bitch got an under cut. It's far more subtle. It's common to give a small child this to keep the 'adorable, but manageable' look. Wanna bet Otabek got his because of this, and JJ thought it was cool ice bros things or some shit?

[signedbyriver]

"thangyu is one-sided" "thangyu is toxic" LALLALALALALAALLALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M NOT LISTENINGGGG