#🌊 ‿ RIVER talks about ships

[n1clownlightshipper]

Infected and pest should like,,,... totally kiss

[n1clownlightshipper]

I fucking love this poly ship so much since I ship all of them together and everything else,,,, omg , ,, ,, ,,

ALSO IS THAT A SNAPCUBE REFRENCE???

i like to think Tisha and Rodger work together in investigating and stuff :3

[araiz-zaria]

Lincoln's Trident — Personal Highlights (part II)

The gander 'round New Orleans (and beyond*)

*as in, up the Mississippi river, further away from NOLA 👀🌊

...wouldn't this be quite the fun sight to behold? Ships bursting to the seams carrying Union soldiers to NOLA 😏 (cue that clip from Oversimplified's Pig War 😂)

...is it bad if I get Schadenfreude from Stanton's bitterness?? 🙈👀

So just like what the Department of the Navy ordered Farragut after his pass to New Orleans, some of the ships in his squadron sailed up the Mississippi to link up with Andrew Hull Foote (who is so far also busy fighting traitors upriver), then take back the whole river into Union control. This ofc entails subduing all the traitors they met along the way.

Anyhow it's kinda incredible that Sammy Lee was out there demanding the town of Vicksburg, MS to just surrender(!) to the West Gulf Squadron 😏 (esp. if you know about the ensuing campaign going on to subdue Vicksburg...)

Talk shit get hit — or in this case shoot shit get shot back(...?) ahddmsjkdgk yeah that's a clunky one 😅😅😂🙈

Enter Benjamin Butler — oh golly, to think that these all don't even cover the whole extent of his notoriety 🙈🙈

(also this is a rather minor point but I just have to point this↓ out...)

"The Butler brothers served like wrestlers in a tag team bout." ...I'm sorry but do you expect me to keep a straight face after reading that?? skdkdf 😂🤣🤣🙈

So remember William Mumford, the chap that tore off the Old Glory from the Mint building in NOLA? Well now he just got merced by Butler! (Yeah I get big time Schadenfreude from this one ngl). To hell with propriety towards southerners, is what encompassed Butler's occupation of NOLA (main point is I get to do what I the government asked me to do!).

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Three Is Better Than One 

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God she's so fucking hot!!!!

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Some more of my favorite Lesbian Ships

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[n1clownlightshipper]

all of this is so fucking cool oh my gosh I love your art ,, , I love how I'm getting fed so much with your art as a fellow reflectivehate shipper,,,

Guys you don't understand how much I love these two. (Oh yeah, and Finn's there too)

Glisten: Awww~ Shrimpo, you remembered Shrimpo: B*tch I'm in LOVE with you, of course I REMEMBERED! Glisten: What!? Wait really?? This is very sudden wow! (You said you were straight?) Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAA

Finn: (yapping) Shrimpo and Glisten: SHUT THE F*CK UP, FINN!! Shrimpo and Glisten: ... Shrimpo and Glisten: (kissing)

The first comic takes place before the two started dating. Shrimpo is really really really bad at expressing emotions other than anger and frustration, so anytime he tries to express anything, he just blurts out his feelings without thinking. Then he gets second-hand embarrassment lol. Glisten was pretty aware that Shrimpo liked him before, but he's pretending to be surprised to make Shrimpo "feel better" (also to mildly embarrass him lol).

Also, I think that Shrimpo and Glisten bonding over hating Finn is very based and true. They need that autistic man to SHUT UP/silly

I think Shrimpo and Finn are very cousin coded. Not close enough to be siblings but definitely got some familial genes going on imo (plz don't shoot me Shrimpbowl shippers🙏🙏🙏) Doesn't stop Shrimpo from being violent towards Finn tho, and Finn does nothing to deter it lol (he finds it funny). Also, Glisten throws no punches bc he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.

Finn: Sooooo?? How was the daaaate~ Finn: No need to be such a clam about it! Shrimpo: I'M SO KILLING YOU!

The second image takes place the day after this post lol. Shrimpo is recovering from a hangover covered in lipstick kisses and super conflicting emotions and Finn is NOT helping.

On the other end, I've been thinking about Shimmer a lot lol. So here is a doodle of her with her "sister aunt" Toodles, and Pebbles.

They all get along super well. In this pic, Toodles is like 12ish and Shimmer is 4 (but her weird biology made her age up to like 7 here). Pebble is pebble, that's all you need to know.

Also, I was in a horror-ish mood earlier so here are some Twisteds <33 (below cut cuz kinda scary):

I love you angst comfort. My sib pointed out while playing one day that Shrimpo looked traumatized as a Twisted, which like, fair, but it make me think.

Glisten: "They say you are not here anymore. But I think you are."

I had this silly idea that Twisted Shrimpo was infected by Dandy personally, and that whole conflict got Shrimpo's lower jaw ripped off. He is very violent and volatile, and very hard to calm down. But, when he runs into a twisting Glisten alone and scared, he comforts him (to the best of his ability).

Since Glisten is still able to be somewhat conscious, he realizes that the Twisteds are actually not completely gone like he originally thought, and it helps him keep his sanity longer, hoping for a way out for everyone.

Willpower is a crazy thing.

On the complete opposite note, I love you horrifying freak of ichor child.

Since Shimmer was made from the ichor itself with no sort of skeleton or solid foundation, her condition is very unstable. And the problem is that her body is affected by her emotions. On a bad day, she can suffer from lots of pain and her body literally melting away. That's when she hides out and waits for her body to stabilize again.

When she completely twists, her body completely falls apart, becoming a puddle of ichor on the ground. If she was an encounterable twisted, she would work like Sprout's puddle root things, but easier to maneuver around and avoid. Also, her antenna glow.

Mini yap session aside, I think I cooked on the art lol.

Anyways, the og images lol:

Have a good one pookies!

[n1clownlightshipper]

Lovebelt is actually so skaterbeetle coded oh my gossh, ,, ESPECIALLY THE LYRICS "Because of my selfishness, I always hurt you but Forgive me, I'm sorry" AND "I pretend to not care but I'm scared, hold me tight when I tremble" like I think they just fit pest so much and everything,,,,, AUUUUUGUHHHHGHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH,,,, Maybe I'm acting a bit delusional with this but oh well,,....