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Strawberry-Yogurt Shake Recipe You only need a blender, strawberries, bananas, yogurt, and ice to make this cool, refreshing treat.
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Avocado Shake Avocado may not be common in sweet milkshakes, but it's delicious, especially paired with freshly ground cardamom.
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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Yo what’s the wg shake recipe?
okay so!! i’ve gone through 3 iterations of wg shakes, each with different components. i’ll list them all here for y’all to choose what you want for yourself :))
#1, what i did last summer, got me to 260lbs
heavy cream
melted ice cream
chocolate syrup
frozen fruit (strawberries worked best, raspberries too)
#2, got me to 280/290
heavy cream
melted ice cream
cake mix (i like devils food cake, nothing with lil chocolate chips bc if you use a funnel it’ll get stuck)
chocolate syrup
#3, will get me to 350 🤞
heavy cream
naked mass gainer powder (from amazon, 4 scoops is 1.2k calories)
chocolate milk
what’s best for you really depends on your resources! if you’re able to use a blender often, use frozen fruit and ice cream. if you’re not, #3 is probably best, though you still need to mix it somehow.
as for ratios, i just try to make it thin enough to chug or to use in a funnel!
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Banana Protein Shake
#banana#protein#milkshake#shake#dirnk#food#breakfast#cinnamon#snack#dessert#fruit#no bake#recipe#fitmittenkitchen#greek yogurt#skyr#yogurt#almond butter#nuts#almond#spice#healthy
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now that i'm pretty much at my highest weight i think i should do a gaining challenge for the month of november 😈 i rlly want to push myself and finish out the year strong
#i am so close to finishing unpacking all these stupid boxes in my new place and then i am obligation free indefinitely#ready 2 hunker down on the couch#i saw reiina did a boost shake challenge tied to tips recently and thought something like that would be neat!!!#and still need to recreate lisalous shake recipe in the new blender i got#suggestions for how i should set it up? or teasing abt how enormous i am? will turn anon back on rn
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Do you have a recipe for the cake shake? Interested in making a friend guzzle it down :3
I do! I generally use the following measurements for a shake of about 1,300 calories.
129 g or 1/2 cup of cake mix (this is roughly 1/3 of a box)
4 oz or 1/2 cup of heavy cream
16 oz or 2 cups of whole milk
This amount fits perfectly in a 24 oz shaker cup. You can obviously sub some of the milk for more heavy cream if you wish, just be careful as cake shakes tend to make the belly bubble and it's easy to give "your friend" 😉 a bad bathroom day by overdoing it. While this is a good shake for a bloat, I recommend my gainer shake recipe for a more caloric treat, clocking in at around 2k calories.
I call this one my Fat Potion cause it makes it feel more magical. ✨
16 oz or 2 cups whole milk
4 oz or 1/2 cup heavy cream
1 banana
2 oz or 4 Tbs peanut butter
3 oz or 6 Tbs chocolate syrup
4 scoops your choice of weight gain/protein powder (I use Naturade Weight Gain)
Again, you can shift the measurements around to suit your own needs and preferences. This is just what I use! 🐷
Happy chugging!
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The delectable combination of blackberries and orange boasts a delightful sweet-tart flavor, which is further enhanced by the infusion of serrano pepper tequila that adds a subtle kick. Get the Recipe Here!
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Copycat shamrock shake
#shamrock shake#milkshake#mint#sweet food#food#dessert#drink#beverage#cherry#whipped cream#sweet#sweet tooth#st patrick's day#mcdonalds#foodporn#delicious#cooking#food photography#foodgasm#recipe
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i understand where google is coming from but when i say "can I make this if I don't have milk" it means i dont have any milk Alternatives either
#me desperate: pudding no milk recipe#google just trying to do its job: no problem! you can use almond or coconut milk with these recipes#me crying shaking my head slowly: no milk#words from the monarch#food mention
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Oreo Bubble Shake
#recipe#cold beverage#beverage#drink#boba#bubble shake#shake#oreo bubble shake#oreo shake#oreo#oreos#chocolate#food#dessert#sweets
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Strawberry Basil Pink Martini !
Ingredients:
2 oz Beefeater Pink Gin
1 oz London Dry Gin (any brand)
2 tbs Strawberry syrup
1 Large Basil Leaf
1 oz soda
Squeeze of lemon juice
Basil leaf or fresh strawberry for garnish
Strawberry Simple Syrup:
¾ cup water
1 cup sugar
1 pint chopped fresh strawberries
DIirections:
Add all ingredients except soda in a shaker with ice.
Shake for 30 seconds.
Add soda and shake gently once or twice to combine
Strain into martini glass
Squeeze a little lemon juice on top.
Garnish with a fresh strawberry or small basil leaf (or both)
Strawberry Simple Syrup
Combine ingredients and cook for 30 minutes on medium low/simmer. Strain into a jar. Let cool, then keep covered in fridge for up to 1 month.
Courtesy: Cook with Wine
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#art#design#cocktails#drinks#cocktail#cocktail recipes#recipes#drink recipes#drink#strawberry#martini#shake#basil#gin
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snipoooo happy friday 2 us !
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Remus stretches out on the bed, arms raising above his head, the bottom of his jumper lifting to reveal a strip of pale toned abdomen. Sirius bites the inside of his cheek, leans over him, and pushes the jumper further up. All the way, until Remus’ entire stomach and chest are on display. Remus raises a brow at him. “Can I help you?” he asks pointedly. “Do you lift weights?” Remus stares at him blankly. “Excuse me?” Sirius bites his cheek harder, trying to keep from smirking. “In the gym,” he clarifies, and the laughter in his voice is surely obvious now. “Like – do you go to the gym and lift weights there? Is that something you do?”
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#ofas#spoiler: no that is not something he does#he actually goes and has a little stretch and sits on the squishy workout balls and sometimes lets himself bounce up and down on them#a little just for funsies. and then he goes home and makes his special protein shake recipe where the secret recipe is 2 scoops#of ice cream and no protein 😋 passed down in his fam for generations 😋😋#tag game
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thinking about umemiya’s special pork soup….
#not an innuendo but it should be#id shake him until he gives me the recipe. It WAS pork soup right#i KNOW its at least part bone broth he’s using lemme at it#mari says#scallions and what? broken uo ground pork or chopped pieces or. its got ginger…can i put some lemongrass or maybe just lemon#half pork bone broth half veggie broth? i wanna make soup rn its 6am therecmight be miso in it too#if he doesnt tell me whats in it i just spend an hour lapping at it like a cat trying to figure it out im gonna sleep more
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Shamrock shake recipe
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Cookies and Cream Shamrock Shake
#cookies and cream#oreo#shamrock shake#vanilla#mint#green#milkshake#homemade#kids#food#dessert#no bake#summer#st paddys#winter#spring#recipe#ice cream#easy#quick and easy#color#simplyscratch
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