#Shadow Expert

[caguaydreams]

So the first character Sonic gets for you is Shadow, and the first available item is a rainbow effect...

Ahem 🤨🏳‍🌈?

[hyakunana]

A Wizard and a Rogue walk into the Archive

[sonadowkismesis]

2005's worst get-together

[jazzkrebber]

I will never stop appreciating how ride or die Wylan is. this man allowed his ribs to be broken so he could embarrass his father. he doesn't necessarily like killing, but he's willing to for the mission. he's willing to do whatever it takes when Inej is kidnapped. and let's not forget how he risked permanently changing his appearance to look like someone else. he didn't know if he'd be able to change back. he didn't even tell Jesper, the man he had a huge crush on, because it might have affected the mission. once he commits to something, he'll pour everything he has into it.

[resident-sean-expert]

Laszlo Cravensworth & Sean Rinaldi :

- Two sides of the same coin -

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

sometimes i pick up six of crows in the mood for a reread and then just start internally crying for half an hour cause what do you mean wylan doesn’t get a pov until book 2????

[swallowtail-ageha]

"And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? The war that Tolkien wrote about was a war for the fate of civilization and the future of humanity, and that’s become the template. I’m not sure that it’s a good template, though. The Tolkien model led generations of fantasy writers to produce these endless series of dark lords and their evil minions who are all very ugly and wear black clothes. But the vast majority of wars throughout history are not like that."

People often parade the "what was aragorn's tax policy" as a famous grrm quote, but often ignore this one which follows, which is way more interesting and reflects better the priorities of George as a writer. And it's even more interesting how the man himself proceeded to answer to this question with Elden Ring, specifically with Marika's backstory and her subsequent genocide of the Hornsent.

Marika herself seems to be the character that's hero whose journey has long ended, the little girl whose village got razed and came back for vengeance against the evil, demonic looking overlords who killed her family and stuck them in jars. But, this time, we are shown full on her vengeance, she did pursue a policy of genocide, she had pacific churches that had nothing to do with the jarring of shamans, cause old women to be imprisoned and battered t best (and at worse SA'd if you intepret the Grandam's lines in that way), and have baby hornsent in their little hornsent cradles (as the Hornsent dialogue that plays if you don't summon him for Messmer says). We are fully shown the length that the hero's "rightful vengeance" and "reconciliation of the land", and by lord above if it isn't an awful, brutal one

[song-of-baldy-ron]

OK but what would happen if you wore the Laszlo Cravensworth Cursed Hat and the Stede Bonnet Cursed Jacket together

Would the curses counteract each other or would you just explode immediately

[someoctober]

and i can close the door on us, but the room still exists

[squidkid15]

In honor of it being Year of Shadow have some doodles from the last couple days of him being the fuckin' nerd that all Robotniks are.

[kinnoth]

The fuckin garbage thing is that radahn/miquella should have been a use-the-force-luke guided missile right up my specific fucking alley, I mean:

- fatalistic ideologue + devoted vassal? 👍

- literal star crossed lovers?? 👍👍

- gods cursed to fates they simultaneously strive for and yet do not fully understand???? 👍👍👍

- brotherfuckers?????? 😮

And yet there is so little substance to this ship that I can't even make up something to do with it. It's just. A dead end of zero buildup, zero interactions, zero environmental details, just a couple item descriptions that are totally exclusive to the AU bubble of the DLC and not foreshadowed or hinted at anywhere else

Like it would not have been difficult to include .... Literally anything that tied radahn personally to miquella in the base game. Give him a single haligtree crest on his armour somewhere, have him use even one of miquella's miracles, sneak in there somewhere that he's got mysterious beef with mohg, have him wearing a golden lock of mystery hair in his-- like, fromsoft, this is literally your whole deal, this is the reason your games have a whole category of games named after them, if you are not supposed to be the kings of environmental storytelling, who the fuck is?

Like I still cannot reconcile the HUGE FUCKIN PLOTHOLE that is radahn NOT throwing the fight with malenia. Like if he was a willing participant in this 5D chessmaster plan, surely the whole point of the whole war was that radahn ACTUALLY DIES at malenia's hand. But he doesn't fucking die. Radahn resists malenia for real and he doesn't fucking die. He does not throw the fight, he does not let her kill him. Like how are we supposed to reconcile that very concrete plot point with "radahn agreed to die so he could be miquella's consort"? He didn't fucking die!

Headcanon: everything related to radahn in the DLC is miquella's propaganda campaign to paint a pretty story ahead of his ascension to godhood and radahn's forcible ascension as his elden lord

[pang3l]

What I Think The Shadows House Characters Would Wear In The Modern Times

Based on @sonar-waves post <- Emilico, Kate, Barbara, Barbie, Maryrose, and Rosemary is here

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Louise would likely embrace bold, eye-catching fashion. She might wear statement pieces like a bright-colored dress with ruffles or a matching set with an oversized blazer. She isn’t afraid to go big with accessories, either—think large earrings, bold makeup, and the trendiest handbag!

Lou would gravitate toward clean, monochromatic looks that emphasize simplicity and elegance. She'd likely wear outfits that would focus on neutral tones like white, beige, or black, with minimal accessories—perhaps just a delicate necklace or a sleek leather bag. She might opt for pointed flats or ankle boots to complete her look.

John would probably be relaxed and practical, with a rugged edge. He’d likely wear a well-worn denim jacket over a graphic tee, paired with distressed jeans or cargo pants. Footwear would be sturdy—either boots or high-top sneakers.

Shaun would lean towards a preppy, put-together style with a vintage twist. He might wear a sweater vest over a button-down shirt, paired with chinos or tailored trousers. His outfits would often include layering, with a focus on classic patterns like plaid or argyle. Accessories could include a leather watch or a newsboy cap, and his shoes would be polished loafers or brogues.

Patrick would have a more refined and classic style, with a preference for tailored clothing. He might wear a well-fitted blazer over a crisp dress shirt, paired with tailored trousers and polished oxfords. His color palette would be more muted and sophisticated, with an emphasis on grays, navy blues, and other classic colors.

Ricky's style is all about combining sleek, modern elements with a touch of sophistication. He would likely go for layered looks like a crisp shirt or turtleneck under a structured jacket or coat. His color palette would stay within the range of grays, blacks, and beiges.

[beevean]

"It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute. Please leave your message after the tone."

Soma's pre-recorded message on his cellphone, probably

(the real Dracula wouldn't bother. he can just hire Death as his secretary)

[savethegrishaverse]

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[catdoingblep]

today I am obsessed with thoughts about Wylan, Marya and Jesper destroying Jan's stuff

Jesper proposed to destroy something that reminds Wylan about his father, and he was thinking that it would be like 3-4 things that they would ruin together to release tension, and then they would do some declutter like normal people do: sell something, throw something out

And then they destroyed a few things of Jan, and Wylan looked so happy after it, all smiling and flushing, and he said that it was really helpful, so Jesper was just glad that he proposed something that actually helped Wylan, who still sometimes moved around the house like he is expecting Jan to enter the room every second

he totally thought about this as about one-time thing, but the next day he woke up to see Wylan sitting on the bed with a scheming face. Then Wylan understood that Jesper was awake and asked: "What do you think about drowning something in the canal tonight?"

"Are we talking about a person? Because I'm pretty sure that Kuwei is in Ravka", joked Jesper, and Wylan hit him with a pillow. "I am talking about those awful figurines from my father’s cabinet"

So they drowned those absolutely tasteless and ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines

And then Wylan asked next week in the middle of the breakfast: "What about some skeet shooting?" and this is how they got rid of the favourite dinner service of Jan

And then, one day, Jesper found himself helping Wylan to take out to the garden table from Jan’s cabinet, and Marya, who is sitting in the garden and having her afternoon tea, just calmly watching her son and his boyfriend setting the table on fire (this is one of the good days when she almost sure that she is remembering everything)

And Wylan came to her and kissed her on the cheek with: "Mom, is everything fine?"

And she smiled into the cup and said: "Yes, fire is very cosy, Wylan. Actually, what do you think about bringing Jan's formal portrait here?"

[f1r3-1n-th3-h0le]

So, Which step do you put in the tea bag, Normal?? - N/A

I put the tea bag in, then take it out to put in the milk. - Normal

You put it back in?! - N/A

No, I keep it out and put it in the bin, ya Silly Billy. - Normal

*Easy's phone suddenly plays 'Silly Billy', an fnf song from the Mod: 'Fnf hit single: real'*

(this is Normal, N/A and Easy in the kitchen, part of @mauricemetsfan, @chatting-with-peppino and @f1r3-1n-th3-h0le (us) collaboration)