#I gave up on fighting my six of crows hyperfixation

[catdoingblep]

today I am obsessed with thoughts about Wylan, Marya and Jesper destroying Jan's stuff

Jesper proposed to destroy something that reminds Wylan about his father, and he was thinking that it would be like 3-4 things that they would ruin together to release tension, and then they would do some declutter like normal people do: sell something, throw something out

And then they destroyed a few things of Jan, and Wylan looked so happy after it, all smiling and flushing, and he said that it was really helpful, so Jesper was just glad that he proposed something that actually helped Wylan, who still sometimes moved around the house like he is expecting Jan to enter the room every second

he totally thought about this as about one-time thing, but the next day he woke up to see Wylan sitting on the bed with a scheming face. Then Wylan understood that Jesper was awake and asked: "What do you think about drowning something in the canal tonight?"

"Are we talking about a person? Because I'm pretty sure that Kuwei is in Ravka", joked Jesper, and Wylan hit him with a pillow. "I am talking about those awful figurines from my father’s cabinet"

So they drowned those absolutely tasteless and ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines

And then Wylan asked next week in the middle of the breakfast: "What about some skeet shooting?" and this is how they got rid of the favourite dinner service of Jan

And then, one day, Jesper found himself helping Wylan to take out to the garden table from Jan’s cabinet, and Marya, who is sitting in the garden and having her afternoon tea, just calmly watching her son and his boyfriend setting the table on fire (this is one of the good days when she almost sure that she is remembering everything)

And Wylan came to her and kissed her on the cheek with: "Mom, is everything fine?"

And she smiled into the cup and said: "Yes, fire is very cosy, Wylan. Actually, what do you think about bringing Jan's formal portrait here?"

[stray-inu-writes]

Hi! Could I have a BSD match up please? I have short teal dyed hair, grey eyes, I'm 5'1 and a gay trans boy! My signs are gemini sun and rising with a sagittarius moon. I'm entp, 7w8, Ravenclaw, sanguine, have depression and aspd, and am a leader. I like adventuring and singing and I love birds. I'm not afraid to pick a fight with someone and I'm pretty fiercely protective. I can be childish but I give off good vibes as I've been told. 💫 (1)

I tend to make everyone around me feel comfortable and like they've known me forever. I tend to talk a lot and I hyperfix hardcore on things. I have a lot of odd facts, especially about classic authors and crows. I need someone who is patient and can handle my loud and optimistic personality and my need to help others. I've been trying to learn how to say no and stand up for myself and be vocal about the things people do that upset me. 💫 (2) I am a witch and do tarot cards. I also like psychology and can be a bit manipulative. I have a lack of empathy, but I'm still compassionate (i just have a very hard time putting myself in others shoes). I can't deal with someone who wants to sit around all the time. I need to go out and experience what the world has to offer. I know there's a lot of bad in the world but I want to help make a difference in it. I don't feel like I'm a good person, which is why I strive to help people. 💫 (3) I'm also a very personal and loyal lover. I'm kind of loyal to a fault and will stay even if you mistreat me. I'm very affectionate and a little clingy. I show love through showing you things that made me think of you and through physical affection like hand holding. Thank you for this in advance!! 💫 (4) First of all, I wanted to tell that I’m very sorry for the delay, but I had lost a little bit of motivation with matchups after doing so many of them ! But then, well, I thought it wasn’t fair to let these asks sit in my askbox for god knows how long and I gave myself a little push. I match you with… Oda Sakunosuke ! I have this feeling that you would be a lovely couple who probably bonded at first over books and authors. Odasaku is a writer himself so he definitely needs a s/o who is interested in literature. At first, he would find your hair…interesting, to say the least, but he would love the way it makes you stand out among the crowd. After chatting a while, he would feel as if you were an old friend and give you his number. The rest is history. I believe your extroverted nature would force him to focus on something else than his own worries and no doubt that it would be beneficial to him. Oda is a very patient man so he can stay hours listening to whatever you have to say, whether it’s a rant or simply something you recently discovered and wanted to share. He would also do his best to help you with your depression, even though he doesn’t really know how to deal with it so it’s mostly him looking up stuff in books and trying to be a good emotional support. When you tell him about your will to change things for the better and help people, he would obviously try to help you : even though he’s part of the mafia, he doesn’t kill anymore. Plus, you two would share this feeling of not being a good person because of his past, but he would 100% assure you are the best person he knows and tell you that the mere fact of trying to make a good difference says that you aren’t a bad person at all. I don’t think he had much affection in his life so he absolutely wouldn’t mind your clingy side as long as it doesn’t become too invasive. Hand holding is something he enjoys very much, especially he sees it coming thanks to his ability and can take initiative exactly in sync with you. Talking about Flawless… As someone whose Ability is related to the future, Odasaku can’t help but to be curious about the future beyond these six seconds, so if you offer him to draw tarot cards for him, he would accept despite his skepticism. After all, what would he have to lose letting you do this ? Overall, he’s very curious about your witchy side, because he hasn’t seen anything like this before. He would ask a lot of questions, for sure. Here it is ! I hope your enjoyed this quite late matchup, anon !