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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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demaparbat-hp · 3 months ago

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Crush, crush, crush!

#atla #zutara #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #katara #jet atla #zuko art #zuko fanart #atla zuko #katara art #katara fanart #atla katara #katara of the southern water tribe #jetkotara #jetko #zutara fanart #Gotta love these mutual crushes #Love triangle? What is that???#In this house ZK is the ultimate OTP but we can appreciate the beauty and charm of the Mutual Ex Jet trope.#If only for the comedic potential.#Okay but seriously. Jet had the biggest crush on Zuko ever and it's so embarrassing. It's not even subtle.#“Hey so I saw you from across the deck and I think you just might be my soulmate. Wanna join my gang and be my partner for life?”#“Wait why not. We can be hot and moody and dark and rebellious toge—what do you mean you don't want to be with me.”#“Why does being dismissive make you hotter—oh spirits you're a firebender. I'LL KILL YOU.”#“I know you're up to something you evil bastard—no I won't stop stalking you. Stop asking. What did you just—FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.”#(He doesn't.)#jetara

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mipexch · 1 year ago

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I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

#ultrakill #earthmover #1000-THR #v1 #violence layer #god. they mean so much to me #what the FUCK is up with the violence layer #theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg #their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece #gen art #object loving object...#weapon4weapon.........#take this comic as you will though #it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it #by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it-#but it can mean whatever you want it to mean

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notbrucewayne48 · 1 year ago

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"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area #so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying #even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations #now things are more calmed but damn #mind your own bussiness #i believe she knows more about herself than you #sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind #insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about”#or because they “just have to wait for the right person”#or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something”#i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself #and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one #aromantic #arospec #asexual #aroace #acespec

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ashes-in-a-jar · 5 months ago

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The fact that everyone who ever came across Gollum, good or evil with no exceptions, spared his life despite everything about him, proves that no one is immune to little gremlins with big eyes and a tragic backstory

#gollum #lotr #lord of the rings #seriously how did he always not die #people will be like 'yeah i didn't kill him because-' excuses excuses excuses. u just like gremlin poor little meow meows #1k #im glad everyone is agreeing with me

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lilybug-02 · 1 year ago

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Pain is a great motivator…

Part 26 || First || Previous || Next

—Full Series—

Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”????#lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update.#IS THAT A MAC OS???#Yes......owo''#Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters!#FINALLY!!#I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed #Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things.#Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too-#but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :)#bread #art #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #seriously though #long post #man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu #This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q #chara #asriel #susie #kris #asriel dreemurr #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune #comic #my art

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the-muppet-joker · 1 month ago

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Dude yk theres no such thing as "kinnkgn" rightm? Lol.Yoy litedgally look like a a gay little cuckuold wgeneevr youu talk abiut this kinds of CRAP!! get aclife, kid. 😒

You Sucks Big Penis.

#But seriously.... Dont fuck with me Kid.#I've killed and I will kill again

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khaoala · 4 months ago

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❝I love every story in your body.❞

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 5 of THE HEART KILLERS

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maskofnova · 1 year ago

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The other homestuck post I had in me, its the year of the cringe weirdo couple, my beloveds.

#homestuck #meowrails #meowrail #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #its pale romance hours #i hated them in the comic when i started but now i would kill for them #homestuck did em dirty #but thats what fanfic and fanart is for #even though there is shockingly little of either for them and it makes me so so so sad #relegated to background characters only #i cant fully blame them though like equius is the worst but ive come to like him when i think of him outside of his joke aspects #hes the definition of crack taken seriously #mogs art

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deskraven · 4 months ago

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Trash Can!

Friend said my Wreck-gar reminded them of this meme and I finally got it done :D (Original meme under the cut)

Seriously tho, why do so many people call him Trash XD Like if you click into the tag #trash malto there are quite a few works!

#trash malto #sorry #thrash malto #chaos terran wreck-gar #wreck-gar #seriously tho if a random pretty garbage truck says this to me I’d just legally change my name to trash #earthspark #transformers #transformers earthspark #now starscream has to kill 5 au #nsk5 au #my art

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friedri-ce · 1 year ago

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gabriel, the judge of hell

#I DIED SEVERAL TIMES WHILE DRAWING THIS #GABRIEL LITERALLY CAME INTO MY HOUSE AND KILLED ME NO CAP #ok but seriously i suffered with the colors so much its insane #it's more lethal than 6-2 #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #unique magic posters #mmmm delicious crumbs of che'nya appearances #gosh! ace's dream was unexpectedly SO cute and sweet #and trey's dream started out SO cute and sweet #and then #well #uhhhhh #i feel like we've all learned more about trey 'i'm just a normal boring regular guy' clover than we maybe wanted to #cater: i'm starting to think maybe something is seriously wrong with trey-kun <- good summary senpai #we're 20+ dudes in and it just keeps getting weirder somehow #chapter 12 is killing me and the rest of february is going to finish the job #getting chokeslammed by that rapunzel event announcement #yes yes YES give me pretty floaty princess dresses and sparkles!!!!!#SHOW ME THE ~EVENING SKY CHIFFON~ JACK I NEED TO SEE HIM IMMEDIATELY

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norrthie · 5 months ago

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i forgot how to draw humans have this

#what a weird guy #no i seriously forgot everything #drawing him without a mask felt illegal so i slapped it on #efoslab save me from university it's killing me #alex draws #hermitcraft #hermitblr #ethoslab #etho

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crystallized-cheese · 22 days ago

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You.

Cheese.

Ahem... So, uh.... Yeah :D

I really like your AU.

TEE HEE

DUDE.......... OUUU.... THESE GUYS !!!!!!!!! This is so awesome, it's like they're wearing cosplay !!!!!! They look so happy too OUGH I LOVE THEM--!!!!!!!!!

#....TOUCHE...........#maybe i deserved this a little lol #seriously though THESE ARE AWESOME GRAAAAAAAUGH #wait ***THIS*** WILL BE MY PHONE WALLPAPER #I keep looking at them I LOVE PAPYRUS'S POSE #ITS THE GUYS EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ough i really need to finish this AU I TOTALLY HAVE PLANS FOR THEM BUT THE GOVERNMENT IS KILLING ME #(government = classes)#i also am kinda stuck on what order to show them off .......#should i do chara and asriel straight away? or should i do the shopkeepers ? (i was honestly saving the dreemurr children for last)#(but perhaps that is much too cruel to make you all wait haha)#if you see this lemme know LOL #undertale #craftstale #undertale arts & crafts #undertale au #undertale arts and crafts #papyrus #papyrus undertale #sans #sans undertale #cheese squeaks

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doctorsiren · 10 months ago

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I loved your headcannons about inukawa, reigen and reigens sister and I would really like to see what you think would happen if mob and reigens sister met and I was wondering if you could possibly draw them :D

hello yes I accidentally made a comic after seeing this ask yesterday 😁 bro psychoanalyzed her 😨

#doctorsiren #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #reigen arataka #inukawa aneko #mp100 fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #doodle requests #comic #this happens after the show which is why the ages are like that #I was gonna make their ages be 35. 28. and 14.#but then I was gonna put a whole thing about how Aneko’s son is the age that her brother was when she had her son #and to be like ‘you can’t seriously believe your son won’t be different in 14 years time’#but I didn’t wanna make the comic longer so I opted for a post-show setting #there’s a Sakurai cameo because I love and miss him 🥺#remind me to never do comics with this lining brush again #my hand HUUUURTS #like it looks nice but GOOOODNESS GRACIOUS #anyways yes thank you for this ask #it would be really funny if it was really hard to change her mind #Y’know unlike the psychic antagonists in the show…Mob’s greatest reformation challenge…is Reigen’s older sister. who doesn’t have powers.#nobody tell her about Mameta and the UFO…she’d kill her brother on the spot #also don’t ask why I have Mob and Aneko’s name in first last format and Reigen’s in reverse #it just sounds…so wrong to say Arataka Reigen…it doesn’t flow as well… :(

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kacievvbbbb · 8 months ago

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No but actually I've been really thinking about it and Mihawk just doesn't do shit by halves does he? he's so obsessive.

He doesn't just like red wine it's literally his favorite food

He doesn't just like swords, his is practically his soul made physical. Yoru is so coded in his dna that they literally had to make a replica for his clone.

he isn't just into swordsmanship he literally became the world's best and strongest swordsman

He doesn't just like to duel he's overdone it so much that no one can hold his interest anymore

He didn't just kill marines he was the literal marine hunter.

He doesn't just wait for Zoro at the top he collects every single bounty poster obsessively tracking his rise

He doesn't just let the kids live with him he adopts them, and teaches them how to be stronger. Doesn't let Perona go until he knowns that he can no longer properly guarantee her safety.

He can't just have a garden he has to go full on farmer strawhat and all.

He doesn't just like Shanks he wants to consume him whole he let's the memory of their duel haunt him and even 12 years later he can't fully forgive them. This might be the single most important relationship in his life.

There isn't a moderate bone in his body. He's either making decisions just because or letting them consume him whole.

I bet it's all the Catholicism.

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