#Sergio "Checo" Pérez

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Los neumáticos en la Fórmula 1

Los neumáticos en la Fórmula 1 #aperturaintelectual #deportesaintelectual @aguilarpalafox @Luis Aguilar Palafox Luis Felipe Aguilar Palafox

Por: Luis Felipe Aguilar Palafox En carrera de Formula 1 se menciona la estrategia de los equipos, y mucho tiene que ver con los neumáticos y la decisión de que compuesto utilizará cada piloto ya que de eso depende en gran medida hacer las paradas en pitts. El pasado fin de semana Checo Pérez arrancó en la pole en el Gran Premio de Miami, aunque poco antes del final fue superado de forma…

[leoisstillalive]

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[herasversion]

Reporter: "With Checo not yet renewing his contract, how do you feel about that and next year?"

Max: "I mean, I am feeling great. I think Charles, Checo, and I are a great team."

[dittaturamonegasca]

Checo: What are your goals?

Max: To pet all the cats.

Checo: No, I meant fitness goals.

Max: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.

[flopdriversenthusiast]

how likely i think the drivers would be to whore it out on the podium based largely on vibes and minimal knowledge. also organized within their tiers

explanations under cut extra empty category because i thought it was funny

dr: drinks from his fucking shoe i mean. if he won another race i think he would let someone pour champagne down him sebastian vettel style from that one wdc picture

cl: we couldve been a proper country again at the monaco gp this year but nooooo. he has it in him i know he does. cmon charles. please.

aa: i dunno i just think hes got that dog in him.

fa: hes done it before and he'll do it again. only that far down in the tier bc hes older but he also did post that thirsttrap yesterday so hes not in the second tier with lewis

cs: same as charles. i know you have it in you. please. we could be a proper country

lh: hes done it before but he needs the right person on the podium with him OR needs to win his like 8th wdc or smthn. hes got too much of a reputation to go slutting it around every other podium now

gr: HE COULD DO IT. I KNOW HE COULD. i know your reputation is cringefail radios and t-poses and crashing when carlos wins for some reason but i think he'd do it. someone has to initiate though

pg: hes got that slut energy someone just needs to push it out of him. and he also needs to get a podium again.

lsargeant: he just needs the chance to drink champagne somewhere other than his richboy yacht. your sad doomed by the narrative aura does not deter me i KNOW the slut is in you

op: listen. i know what you're thinking. i have no explanation.

nh: breaking his no podium streak would make him start acting up i know he can do it this man has no shame ive seen his old interviews

lstroll: idk vibes

eo: i dunno he also has like no shame but in the cringe way but not in the george way. hes strange to me.

vb: only this far down because he does his shenanigans for the giggles if someone initiated i think he could

sp: the catholic guilt man. he could!!!!!!! stop flopping checo and you could bring (yourself) this country back to its former glory please!!!!!!!!

mv: the catholic guilt man pt 2. he would though. if he got over it i know he would.

yt: wow all the rb drivers. he doesnt give as much slut energy tbh but i think he would!! he just needs to get over it first

zg: EYEEEEEEEE KNOW YOU HAVE THAT DOG IN YOU. just get on the podium and like get over the fact that all of china will be watching u slut it out and like he'd do it. i swear he would. if he managed to convince his parents not to disown him.

km: i dunno not the right vibes

ln: i dunno pt 2 i didnt really know where to put these two they werent like against it enough to be in the last tier but not slutty enough for the catholic guilt one

[thebookaddict7]

Max: Who broke my trophy? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Oscar: I did. I broke it.

Max: No. No, you didn't. Charles?

Charles: Don't look at me. Look at Lewis!

Lewis: What?! I didn't break it.

Charles: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Lewis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Charles: Suspicious.

Lewis: No, it's not!

Daniel: If it matters, probably not... Checo was the last one near it.

Checo: Liar! I don't even touch it! 

Daniel: Oh really? Then what were you doing on the podium earlier?

Checo: I finished p3! Everyone knows that!

Oscar: All right, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Max.

Max: No. Who broke it?

Alex: Max, George has been awfully quiet...

George: Really?!

Alex: Yeah, really!

Lando: I broke it. It fell and shattered when I did my champagne spike. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Lando: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

[kazuha-pista-badam]

cunty checo 😝😝

[smoooothoperatorrrr]

just saw someone say "charles leclerc" and i don't think I've ever did a double take on a post

Bilal Al-Shams, Sacrifice

[kirasworldofwords]

I don't think I ever really introduced myself here so here goes!

First of all, hi! My name is Kira, but you may call me Kiki if you'd like. On AO3, I'm known as "chiquita_chequito", I'm often there just lingering and reading or writing, lol. I'm 22 years old, German with Polish roots and live in a small German town where nothing ever really happens, lol. I have many interests, like certain anime and F1 (especially that as of late) and consider myself a decent writer at least. You're free to quote and/or correct me on that though, lol.

A few random facts about me:

✨️ I'm neurodivergent! I have OCD, ADD and Autism paired with hyperesthesia and ARFID (I know, I know... I should pick a struggle, but alas).

✨️ I also happen to be queer - bisexual as well as somewhere on the aro-ace gradient plus bigender, to be exact. My pronouns are they/she, meaning I prefer "they/them" but am also okay with "she/her". Anything but "he/him" and "it/its".

✨️ My hyperfixation has been cars (as in the vehicles, not the movie) ever since I was a baby. After my first two words, "Mama" and "No", my third word was "Car" in German - the fourth was "Skodda", as per my mom's telling. Surprise surprise, I still love Škodas. 😂

✨️ I play in a sort of marching band that we call Schalmeienzug, there's no direct translation though. It's really fun! Been there for five years now and still love it. 🫶🏻

✨️ Don't ask me how or why but for whatever reason, I can get any song I want stuck in someone else's brain. It works every damn time with just about anyone and yes, I am quite shameless about it. If I have to suffer through having Spongebob music stuck in my brain, then so do you. I have spoken.

✨️ My sense of humor is... skewed at best, fucking dark at worst. That's it. I refuse to elaborate.

✨️ In my free time, I also study Finnish. Thanks, Käärijä, lmao.

✨️ And yes, I love Eurovision. As a queer European girlie, that's a must, lol.

✨️ Regarding F1, my favorite drivers of the current grid are Oscar Piastri, Daniel Ricciardo (noooo, I don't have a thing for Aussies, wdym [also RIP, I am not okay, even if he's not a driver anymore, I will always love him]), Nico Hülkenberg and Sergio "Checo" Pérez. Of the old grid I still somewhat remember (I've been watching F1 since childhood days), my favorites used to be Sebastian Vettel, Kimi Räikkönen and the Nicobergs - aka Nico Rosberg and Nico Hülkenberg. My heart has a special place reserved for Michael Schumacher, though, and it's shaped specifically like his stature. ❤️

✨️ I swear a lot. Like, a lot. I'm not kidding. So... proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that.

✨️ My free time is mainly spent playing video games - I don't have many friends and those I do have don't always have time for me so this is what I revert back to if I don't have somewhere else to be like a performance, lol.

✨️ I drive a black Opel Corsa ecoflex from 2016 and it is my pride and joy. 🫶🏻 Already jokingly told my mom that, if she wants grandkids, she already has one. My car. 😭

✨️ Last but not least, my writing style is quite distinct in the way that I usually write melancholic, if not downright depressing stuff. I guess it's a reflection of my life thus far - again, I will not elaborate.

That should be it from my side for now. If anything else comes into my messy little pea-sized brain, I shall let you know through editing this post - or just completely rewriting it, lmao.

Which means, for now, have a nice one and don't let the bedbugs bite!

- 🍸

[formulakimmich]

Engineer: “Checo, we need to retire the car”

Checo: “Why?😡”

The car:

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Crónica de un divorcio anunciado

Crónica de un divorcio anunciado #aperturaintelectual #deportesaintelectual @aguilarpalafox @Luis Aguilar Palafox Luis Felipe Aguilar Palafox

Por: Luis Felipe Aguilar Palafox La quinta victoria en Fórmula 1 del piloto mexicano Checo Pérez que en esta ocasión se dio de nuevo en un circuito callejero, ahora en Arabia Saudita, nos dejó claro lo que ya se venía sospechando, hay problemas internos entre el mismo Checo y su coequipero Max Verstappen. La escudería austriaca tendrá que trabajar para que esta situación no influya en el gran…

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De nuevo "Checo" Pérez da positivo a Covid-19

De nuevo “Checo” Pérez da positivo a Covid-19

El piloto mexicano volvió a dar positivo a coronavirus, luego de que se aislara hace día por dar su primer positivo

El piloto mexicano de Fórmula Uno Sergio “Checo” Pérez volvió a dar positivo en el test de COVID-19 por lo que continuará aislado.

El alemán Nico Hülkenberg pilotará su monoplaza por segunda carrera consecutiva en el Gran Premio del 70 aniversario de este domingo en…

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"Checo" Pérez Donará Hartos Millones A Víctimas Del Sismo

“Checo” Pérez Donará Hartos Millones A Víctimas Del Sismo

STAFF/@michangoonga

Uno de los deportistas mexicanos más importantes de la actualidad, Sergio “Checo” Pérez anunció una importante contribución para las víctimas del terremoto de este martes en el país.

En su cuenta oficial de Twitter dio a conocer que donará 3 millones de pesos a la causa para ayudar a solventar los gastos millonarios que esta tragedia dejará.

Además de esta aportación, también…

[thebookaddict7]

Max: Why did you want to kill him two times?

Checo: I tried my best but I didn't succeed. You also tried to kill him a few times.

[formulakimmich]

Checo is the main character

[hiddles-jung]

😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mexican Tom Cruise