#Seniors Diet Plan
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heathermehf · 9 months ago
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Daily Diet Chart ||Life Style ||Exercise||Dr B.Jagadish ||Best Diabetologist ||Tips To Stay Fit || [Video]
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auxiliumhealthservicesllc · 2 months ago
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Start by ensuring that each meal includes a variety of food groups. Incorporate lean proteins, whole grains, and plenty of vegetables. For seniors, focusing on nutrient-dense foods helps meet their specific dietary needs and supports overall health. Our adult day care services in Bartlett, Tennessee, often include meal planning as part of our comprehensive care.
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advancedhomehealthnursing · 3 months ago
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onefite · 11 months ago
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10 Effective and Sustainable Weight Loss Diets for Lasting Results
10 Effective and Sustainable Weight Loss Diets for Lasting Results Introduction Briefly introduce the concept of weight loss and its importance for overall health Losing weight isn’t just about looking good – it’s a key component of maintaining optimal health. Shedding extra pounds can lead to better heart health, improved blood sugar levels, and reduced risk of chronic diseases. It’s a…
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pleasantvinehomecare · 1 year ago
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Senior Care in Norristown, Pennsylvania, is more than just a service; it’s a commitment to the well-being and happiness of our elderly community members. At our agency, we understand the unique needs of seniors in our area, and we’re dedicated to providing exceptional home care services. One crucial aspect of senior care in Norristown, Pennsylvania, is nutrition and diet planning, especially for those receiving home care services from our trusted home care agency.
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healthguidenow · 1 year ago
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Free Keto Diet Plan for Seniors: A Comprehensive Guide 🌟🧓🥑
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As we age, maintaining a healthy diet becomes increasingly crucial. With the help of a keto diet, seniors can experience a range of health benefits, including improving their cognitive function, reducing inflammation, and losing weight. However, finding the right keto diet plan can feel overwhelming and expensive, but what if it didn’t have to be? In this blog post, we’ll explore the different aspects of free keto diet plans and how seniors can implement them into their daily lives. 🍽️🧠💪
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Understand the Basics of a Keto Diet
A keto diet typically consists of a low-carb, high-fat diet plan that encourages the body to reach a state of ketosis. This natural process happens when the body lacks glucose, and instead, the liver produces an alternative source of energy called ketones. When the body is in ketosis, it burns fat for energy instead of carbohydrates. This state promotes weight loss and increased energy levels. As seniors age, it’s essential to change their food choices to healthier options for a more active lifestyle. 🥦🥩🔥
Free Resources for a Keto Diet Plan
Maintaining a diet plan can be pricey, but there are plenty of free resources that seniors can access. For instance, various websites offer free keto meal plans with ingredient lists and recipes. Online communities exist for seniors to gain support and accountability as they embark on their keto journey. Additionally, seniors can learn to calculate their daily caloric requirements and macronutrient intake by several free keto calculators available online. These calculators help seniors to learn to maintain a healthy balanced diet conveniently. 📊💻🤝
How Seniors Can Shop Smart
Grocery shopping can be a hassle for seniors, but implementing smart shopping strategies can improve the quality of their keto diet. It’s recommended that seniors make a list when they go grocery shopping to avoid unneeded purchases. Seniors can take advantage of sales and incentives to purchase bulk items when they are available and freeze them. Buying in-season produce is another way seniors can save money while ensuring that they eat fresh, healthy, and affordable fruits and vegetables. 🛒📋❄️
Prepare Keto Meals in Advance
Meal preparation can be tedious, but it is one of the best ways to stick to a keto diet plan. Meal prep can reduce the temptation of fast food and unhealthy options. Seniors can block out time in their schedules to unload groceries, prepare food, and cook in bulk. Cooking with family members and friends can also give them the opportunity to interact with others and share resources for a healthier and more active lifestyle. 👩‍🍳🍲👨‍🍳
Additional Tips for Seniors on a Keto Diet
For seniors, the keto diet can have major benefits, but it’s essential to proceed with caution. While a low-carb diet plan can produce weight loss and gain energy, seniors with preexisting health conditions should consult with a doctor before starting a keto diet. Seniors should also drink plenty of water, eat enough healthy fats and protein and maintain a healthy balanced diet. Snacking on small keto-friendly meals can combat hunger and prevent overeating. 🥤🥩🥗
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A keto diet plan can be the perfect solution for seniors looking for healthier eating options and ways to maintain an active lifestyle. With various free resources available online, seniors can maintain well-balanced and cost-effective diets. By implementing smart shopping strategies and preparing meals in advance, seniors can reduce costs and save time while following a keto diet plan. While the keto diet plan may not suit everyone, the benefits of this diet make it worth exploring. As always, consult with a doctor before starting a new diet plan and remember to proceed with caution. 🌟🧓🥗
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For home health aides looking for some meal preparation tips, this article is for you. Meal preparation is essential for seniors to maintain their health. Most often, they may need assistance with their meal preparations. In this guide, you will be exploring helpful advice to help you provide the most excellent care through thoughtful and effective meal preparation.
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perfectpointshear · 1 year ago
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spidybaby · 6 months ago
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Silenced
Summary: Gavi noticed how suddenly you became quiet and shy around him. Thinking he did something bad, he confronted you about it.
Warnings: cursing.
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Gavi and you are opposites. Everybody knows it.
You are an extrovert, you love to be around people, you love talking, you love attention.
Gavi is an introvert, he's shy, he's quiet, he prefers when people talk and when the attention is not on him.
You say that's what makes you perfect for each other. Because you motivate him to be more open and he calms you down when you need.
It's like having the best of both worlds, that's what his parents would say.
"Y/n, you are here!" Aurora runs to hug you. "I thought you were in Sevilla."
"I was, but I wasn't going to let you spend your birthday without me." You hug her tightly. "Open your gift."
She pulls you to the couch, opening the gift as soon as you hit the cushion. "No way!" She smiles. "You didn't."
"It was hard to get, I'll admit." You say. "But I know how much you wanted it." You hug her again.
"Thank you, you are the best." She kisses your cheek. "By the way, Pablo is with dad and mom. He's pouting, so I think you can fix that."
You laugh with her. Walking over to the garden where family and friends are. You walk slowly to Pablo, he was watching something on tik tok.
You sit next to him, his parents smiling at how distracted he is. "Hola, preciosa. It's so good to see you." His father says.
"Pablo, serve some water to Aurora's friend." His mom says, trying to get him to notice you.
He left the phone on the table, grabbing a cup and serving some water. He hands you the cup with his eyes still on the screen.
"Gracias, Pablo." You say, about to laugh at how cute he looks all focused.
He lifts his eyes, looking at you. "Guapa!" He smiles. The table laughed at how his eyes got shinny and his mood got better.
The rest of the evening, he didn't separate. He didn't look at his phone. He was focused on hearing you talk about your vacation trip and your last days at sevilla.
He loves hearing you talk, he finds all your stories very interesting. He loves how your eyes shine when you talk about the memories you made.
"Hola, Pablo." A elderly woman says. Touching his shoulders.
"Hola," he says in a serious tone. "This is my girlfriend, Y/n." He introduced you. You wave to her, smiling. "Y/n, this is my aunt Paloma."
"Nice to meet you, ma'am."
She sat in the chair in front of you two, talking with Pablo senior. You two keep talking, well you keep doing it.
"I got that recipe of those cookies you liked." You smile at him. Telling her all your plans. "I think I can make it for you, I just need some ingredients. And I saw this tik tok of a very healthy and non sugary glaze for cookies that you will love. Now that you are back on your diet, I think I can make the cookies more healthy with some organic ingredients." He smiles, knowing that you supported all his restrictions.
"I'm going to go get some juice. Do you want some?" He asks. Getting up from his seat. You nod, thanking him. "Be right back."
You check your phone, you answer some texts from your family, and answer some dms you got after posting a story with Pablo.
"You are such a sweetheart." His aunt says. Making you pay attention. "Isn't she one Pablo?"
"She is." His father smiles. "She's such a nice girl to our Gavi."
"But my oh my, sweetie." She laughs. "You like to talk, I don't know how you do it. I feel lightheaded just by hearing you ramble."
You shily smile, knowing you do talk a lot, and that can be stressful for some people. "Sorry." You say.
"Maybe that's why Gavi likes her." She says to his father. "He gets to be the quiet one like he always was."
They laugh, making you blush. You know you sometimes do talk about a lot of things in one moment, but Pablo never complained.
"Don't get me wrong, cupcake." She says, still laughing. "He totally likes it."
You smile. Pablo has no problem hearing you rambling all night if that's what you wanted to do.
"Here's your juice, Princesa." He says, taking a seat next to you again. You thank him, and he got closer to kissing your shoulder. "Now, why don't you tell me again about that museum you visited in Paris?"
You smile, turning fully to him to tell him again about your adventure at the Louvre museum.
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"Fermin, can you get me a bottle of water too?"
Pablo and his friends from La Masia were at his house, they were visiting Pablo and having a little goodbye party for Marc.
You weren't there to bother, but Pablo invited you to go out with him and his sister and you were a little early, so they asked you to joined them.
"Hola, sorry about crushing the party. I was a few blocks away, and it made sense to just come by."
They all say hi back and tell you to enjoy with them the rest of the time they'll be there.
"Hi Marc, sorry to intrude your goodbye party."
"Hola, no biggie, sit and enjoy some cake." Marc smiles. "Gavi, get her some cake."
Gavi walks over to the table where the cake is placed, cutting a piece for you. You loved chocolate cake, so he gets you a big piece.
"How are you, Y/n?" Fermin asks.
"I'm good, been busy lately, college pre courses and things like that. How are you feeling after the Euros?"
"It was amazing, winning and being able to share my first tournament." He smiles. "Gavi wasn't there, but I know he will come back, and we will play together."
You love the relationship Fermin and Pablo have. They all have an amazing brotherhood. La masia really made them a family.
"What courses are you taking?" Fermin asks.
You began telling him about the pre courses you were taking to be able to graduate early.
If someone loves hearing other people talk apart from Gavi, was Fermin. He enjoys a good talk, being able to have long conversations.
So, to him, it was nice that you extended the conversation as long as you wanted.
You tell him everything, literally everything, and he asked things here and there for you to explain.
Hector is seated next to Marc, who is in front of Fermin and you. He was paying attention to the conversation.
"Hey, Guapa." Gavi says, getting your attention. "I forgot your drink." He smiles, handing you a soda can.
"Thank you, I'm thirsty." You joke with him. Making him chuckle, walking back to Ansu.
Hector is someone who's brutally honest. He had no filter when he wanted to say something. Not that it's bad, but sometimes he just says what he thinks without processing the words.
"You must be." He laughs. Making you turn to him. "After everything you told Fermin. You've been talking for a good ten minutes without stopping."
You look down to your untouched cake. Feeling shy about being called out for talking too much by two people close to Gavi.
"God, maybe that's why Pablo never talks." He jokes, not sensing that you don't understand he's joking. "Because he must be tired for you."
That makes Marc and Fermin laugh, they did understand the joke. But they don't notice how you don't laugh or smile.
"Sorry, I sometimes get carried away with conversations." You say, eating the cake and not lifting your sight to hide the fact that your eyes got glossy.
They talk with each other for a little bit. You excuse yourself to move upstairs. You don't feel like talking anymore.
You always got told to shut up by people around you when you were little. Always sensing the discomfort of people when you joined a party or a new group.
That changed when you met your friends from college, they encouraged you to talk and to be as open as you want with the stories you wanted to share.
And when Pablo and you met, at first you were careful, trying not to show how "crazy" you were by literally throwing words up.
But once you were in full trust mode, you started with the talking. Pablo then confessed that he loved how much you talked.
But lately, you were getting the comments you used to get. Feeling like you needed to be quiet and just say a minimum of ten words or less.
Thing you forced yourself to do, only ten words every time someone asked you something you made yourself answers with few words.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Pablo asks. Closing the door behind him.
"I was -" You stopped. You know he's very quick to get angry, and if you tell what happened, he was going to shout at Hector. "I just gave you space to be with your friends." You fake smile. "Go back, I'll have you tonight."
You kissed his lips and then pushed him out of the room. "I'll make them leave so we can spend some time alone."
"Don't" you point at him. "Go enjoy your friends."
But Pablo didn't mind hurrying the party to an end. Letting the others pick the mess while he watches.
"Thank you for everything, bro." Marc says, hugging him. "I'm going to miss you."
"I'll miss you too." He says, smiling. "Have fun in Chelsea."
"Will send you a jersey." They laugh. "Tell Y/n goodbye for me."
"For us too. See you at training." Fermin and Hector say. Giving Gavi a high five.
He hurries upstairs carefully because he doesn't want to trip on the stairs and hurt himself. He opens the door, finding you watching something on the tv.
You smile at the sight of him, opening your arms. He smiles, throwing himself at you, settling between your legs and pressing you down the mattress.
"Dios mio, Pablo." You laugh, feeling his weight.
"Te amo." He smiles, kissing your neck and cleavage. "Let's call my parents and tell them we are not going."
You humm at the way his lips feel on your warm skin. How his hands are now on your ass, lifting you.
"Don't stop." You beg, moaning.
His hips move, creating a static feeling between your clothed body. A warm feeling that is making your roll your eyes.
Your hands pull his shirt off. His hands unbutton your pants, hand making its way down your most needed part.
He loves the way you moan his name, the way your eyes roll with every trust his hips make. He's intoxicated by you. The same way you feel intoxicated by him.
"Don't you think it is rude to leave your parents and sister alone at the restaurant?" You ask, seating on top of him.
"No, I don't." He laughs. "Arms up." He commands.
You pull your arms up, and he dresses you with his shirt. "Mmm." You exaggerate. "Smells like you." You laugh, kissing him.
He smirks, proud of himself. The look of you is worth like a work of art. Your messed-up hair and your dilated pupils, and the way you are bitting your lips while tracing his muscles with your fingertips.
"Te ves tan preciosa." He kisses your shoulders. Hugging your body and caressing your ass. Making you moan at the feeling of relaxation.
The moment is broken by his phone ringing. The ID caller showing the name of his sister. He groans, moving one of his hands to answer the phone.
"Hola." He says, putting the call on speaker. Leaving it in the night stand and focusing on hugging you again.
"Pablo, did you get my text?"
"No, what is it about?"
You kiss his cheeks. Drunk in love and still into the effects of the orgasms he gave you. Your hands comb his hair while you kiss his temple.
"We picked food and are about to get to your home. The restaurant had an emergency and closed the dining room, but they had takeout.
"Qué?" He asks, checking the text. She asked multiple times what he wanted from the restaurant, then what she was picking, she mentioned she texted you and also picked for you and that they were leaving the restaurant.
"We are like fifteen minutes away. Can you order something for dessert?"
"Si, I'll do it. Bye." He hangs up. "Preciosa, let's get dressed."
"No," you say, extending the o. "I want to stay like this with you."
"Mee too, preciosa. But my parents and sister are coming any moment now, so let's change and when they leave we can cuddle. Deal?" He asks, kissing your forehead.
"Deal." You bump your nose with his. "But I want to stay in your shirt. Please."
He kiss you. "Let's go get ready."
He helps you with your clothes. Sharing some kisses here and there. He tries to get the room to not look like the mess you two make. In case his mom or dad needed to get inside.
He goes downstairs, finding you putting the table together. "Guapa, what kind of dessert do you want?"
"Oh, maybe that pina colada cheesecake we tried the other day." You smile, feeling hungry for it.
He orders it. Just in time because his family git a few minutes later. They greet the two of you.
"I texted you guys." Aurora says.
"It was my fault, I asked Pablo to explain this NBA game, and the phone was silent."
"The Lakers one?" His father asks.
"Yes, they won." Pablo smiles. Kissing your shoulder.
They all ask Pablo how his trainings were, if he was has difficulty with how he's exercising. You stayed quiet, still feeling a little sensitive about the comment Hector did.
Aurora looks at you. She finds how weird it is for you to be quiet. She thinks that maybe something happened with her brother and that's why you are so quiet.
You received the cheesecake, telling them that you would cut it and serve it for them. Aurora took this as an opportunity to talk with you in private.
"Hey, are you okay?" She asks, noticing that you are quiet even with only her.
"Just tired." You half lie.
You were tired after yours and Pablos activities, but also not in the mood to bore people or to make them dizzy with your conversation.
"You know you can talk to me."
"Thank you, I'm fine." You hug her. "I promise I'm just tired."
Pablo noticed it too, you were silent.
You weren't as smiley as you were with his family around. You were more serious. He wanted to ask.
"Are you okay?" He asks, kissing your head.
You two were laying down in his bed, his fingers combing your hair, and his other hand was rumming up and down your back.
You humm, trying to drizz to sleep. He let it go. Blaming your mood on being tired and wanting to sleep.
"I can take you to class tomorrow, is that okay?"
"Si, I'd really appreciate it." You snuggle closer.
He knows you would tell him if something was wrong, if you were hurt, or if he did something. You were honest with him.
But you really weren't honest with him. You chose to retake what you used to do back in the day when people asked you to stop talking.
You fully controlled whatever came out of your mouth. When you were with Pablo or with his family, you were into this new mode.
That made them worry. You told them that you were just stressed with homework and with projects.
Pablo on the other hand didn't fully bought that story. He thought it was something else, but he was way too afraid to ask.
He felt guilty because he thought that maybe something he did was the cause of this behavior.
Aurora told him off, believing that you were just overwhelmed with college things. Maybe because she was, and she chose to believe you.
But when he picked you to go get lunch, he saw you with your friend, you were laughing and talking with such naturality that it makes him feel worse.
"Hola!" You say to him from outside the vehicle. "Bye, I'll call you later."
"Bye, have fun, please do call me. I need you to keep telling me more about the story." She smiles. "Hi and goodbye, Pablo."
"Hi and goodbye to you." Pablo says, smiling at her. "Let's go, Guapa."
The first part of the drive was very quiet. You don't think there's any tension. You just stayed a little too quiet, but it was not like you were mad at him.
To him, it was hell. Why weren't you talking? Why weren't you telling him about your day? He wanted to hear you.
"How was college?" He asks.
"Good." You smile, bringing his hand to your mouth and kissing it.
"What story was your friend talking about?" He asks, trying to get you to talk.
"Oh, nothing." You scuff. "How was your day?"
"C'mon, you know I'm a chismoso."
"It was just about my trip to Valencia."
"Okay."
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"Venga! What the fuck is that yellow for?" Pablo says, angry at the referee on tv.
You two were watching a game, he was invited to go with the team but he wanted to spend some time with you.
He was getting busy and close to his comeback date. So for him, it was about spending all the time he could with you and his family.
"That was wrong." You say.
It's been almost six weeks since the incident at his house. You were very good at controlling how much you were talking.
But him, he was losing his mind.
He tried asking questions. Nothing.
He tried asking if something was wrong, not directly, but he did asked.
He tried making Aurora ask. Nothing.
He tried everything, but talking to you.
"Hey, do you remember that one trip we took to Ibiza?"
You smile at the memory, you loved remembering things you two did together.
"Yes, we need to find some time to do that again."
"We do." He smiles. "But I was asking because I tried to remember this story about that painting we saw at the museum tour."
"The one about the princess?"
"Yes, do you remember what it was about?"
"It was about an Aztec princess who -"
You got interrupted by the commentator screaming at a goal Raphinha just scored.
"Jo'er, that was good, and we lost it."
You got quiet again, thinking that maybe he got mad about missing that.
"You were saying, preciosa?"
You shake your head, hugging his waist. "I forgot what I was saying. That was an amazing goal. I can't wait to see you back on the field."
He forgot for a moment what he was trying to do, hugging you back and combing your hair while the fame continued.
"Aurora and I are going to a bonfire tomorrow." You tell him. You were happy about it because you missed your friends and Aurora.
"That's so cool, why for?"
"Just a nice after tests reunion." You smile at him.
"Don't burn yourself, but do eat marshmallows." He jokes, making you laugh.
You two continue to watch the game, enjoying each other's company. You love times like this because Pablo has such little free time that when you do get the time to just be on the couch in each other's arms. You can't complain about anything, just enjoy.
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"Hola!" Aurora shouts to all your friends. "We are here, and we got the drinks." You lift the bottle and the package of red cups. "Ready to party?"
Your friends yell in happiness. Making you two laugh. "Hey, I have someone I want to introduce you to."
You followed her inside the beach house, leaving the bottles and cups in the snacks table where everyone dumped what they brought.
"Mikayla, come here." She calls someone in the kitchen. "Y/n, this is Mikayla. She's new in the faculty, Mikayla, this is Y/n."
"The girlfriend." She says.
"Yes, she's Pablo's girlfriend."
You smile at her, weird comment to make about how you are "the girlfriend" as if Aurora haven't told her your name just a second ago.
"Nice to meet you." You fake smile. "I'm going to go help outside with the fire and everything. Can you bring the things to make the smores?" You ask Aurora, not really paying attention to the girl.
You helped your friends with the fire, with mixing the drinks. You were having a lot of fun. You were talking with one of your class friends about how this project you two are doing.
The day was going great, you had so much fun talking and spending time with all your close friends.
You were sat on a beach blanket, drinking a piña colada and texting Pablo how the evening was going.
"Can I sit?" You hear someone saying. Making you look up.
"Sure." You say to Mikayla, going back to your phone. Pablo sent you a photo of him on the physio.
She takes a seat in front of you, "Aurora told me a lot about you."
You smile, knowing Aurora always talks about you with love and care.
"When she told me about you talking a lot, I never thought you were a word dumpster." She laughs.
You got serious, smile disappearing from your face. You want to smack that horrible grind and quiet down that laugh.
"You talk what everybody here doesn't talk." She keeps going.
"What are you talking about?" Aurora joined.
"For once, I think I'm the one talking because your friend right here was doing all the talking all day."
You didn't laughed, you didn't smile. You just looked at them laughing.
"But we love her very much, mom and dad love having her over and how much she loves Pablo."
"Oh, I'm sure she's a pleasure to be around." She says in this sarcastic tone. "I'm sure you love always hearing her talk."
"We do! Even tho sometimes I hear her more than I ever hear Pablo." Aurora jokes.
You got up, getting away from them. You went inside the house, picking your things and ordering an Uber. You don't want to be around people anymore.
"Hey, are you leaving?" Aurora asks, noticing you are walking away. Following you, trying to stop you.
"Go back to your friend Mikayla." You say, stern tone. "I'm leaving."
"Y/n, why are you mad?"
"Nothing Aurora, go back to your fucking friend. I'm sure you can tell her how fucking much I talk and both of you can have a laugh out of me."
You left angry, trying not to cry in the Uber. You felt like a nine year old after your family asked you to be quiet because you were giving them a headache.
You take a long hot and hot shower. Leaving the sand and the worries away. You eat something and watch your favorite movie.
Halfway through the movie, you heard a knock on the door. You roll your eyes, you are not in the mood for visitors.
You find a frowny Pablo on the other side of the door. You know Aurora told him about you leaving, he asked you what happened over text.
"We need to talk."
You walk back to the couch, not feeling like talking with him. "Please, not today." You whine.
"What's going on?" He asks, sitting on the coffee table in front of the couch. "Is something wrong?"
"I don't want to talk."
"But why?" Hes worried, he holds your hands, caressing them with his thumbs. "Amor, I don't understand why you don't want to talk."
You feel your eyes watering, you hate feeling that way around him. He was your safe space, he was the person you feel more comfortable with.
"Because everyone makes fun of me for it." You confess.
He hugs you, letting you cry into his arms. He doesn't understand how people can do that to you when you are a sweetheart.
"Who is doing this?"
"Everyone, Pablo." You pout. "You friends, your aunt, and even your sister."
"My sister?" He asks, confused on why Aurora would do that.
You explained everything, how the comments of his aunt, Hector, how Fermin and Marc laughed, how this new girl made fun of you, and what Aurora said.
"And I just didn't want you to feel tired of me, I don't know."
He softens his expression, noticing how you are really concerned about him growing tired of you and leaving you.
You told him how you used to get these comments when you were little. How your mom and dad always asked you to shut up and to go away.
"Guapa, mirame." He sits next to you. "I love hearing you talk. I love how you tell me about your day, how you tell me about what you are doing in college, how you planned things, how was your trips, you hangings with your friend. I love you for you."
You smile, crying again while hugging him. It was the band-aid your heart needed.
"Te amo, and you would never bored me."
"Te amo, Pablo."
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"Are you ready to yell at the referee in live?" You ask him, squishing his hand while laughing.
"I hope I don't have to." He jokes. "Menudo hijo de puta el anterior." (The last one was a son of a bitch)
You were with him on the corridor, the players getting ready for the game. You have the privilege to be able to go with him to all areas of the stadium.
"Wait for me here, I just have to go to the bathroom."
You sit on a bench that was in the corridor. Texting with your friends and updating them on what was happening at the stadium.
"Hey, Y/n."
You lift your head, finding Fermin and Hector there. They have their uniform on.
"Hey guys, good luck today!"
"Gracias, we wanted to talk to you before the game."
"Si, tell me." You smile, standing to talk with them. "Are you okay?"
"We are." Hector says. "I just wanted to say sorry about that one time when I joke about you talking too much, I didn't think it was that bad but now I know it was. Lo siento."
"And I'm sorry about laughing, it was mean of us yo do that, please forgive us."
You smile at them, knowing that Pablo was behind all of this. You can't help but feel thankful with him.
"It okay, no hard feelings." You hug them both. "Now go finish getting ready, you need to go out and score so much goals."
They say goodbye, and magically, Gavi appeared from a few seconds later from the same direction they left.
"You are such a sweetheart." You laugh, hugging him and kissing his lips. "Let's go to our seats, we need to cheer extra hard for your friends."
"Let's go, Guapa." He kisses your head. "Remember, after the game, we are going to my place. You still need to tell me about that presentation you have."
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MHA Chapter 431 Part 1 spoilers translations
Rough/literal translations for the first part of the bonus chapter are under the cut.
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1 ここどこやっけ… koko doko yakke... "Where is this...?"
2 資料まとめんと… しりょうまとめんと… shiryou matomen to... "I need to compile [those] documents..."
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1 ああ aa Ah.
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1-2 お茶子ちゃん おちゃこちゃん Ochako-chan "Ochako-chan."
3 またこの夢か またこのゆめか mata kono yume ka This dream again?
tagline No.431 More ナンバー431 モア NANBAA 431 MOA No. 431 More
4 まさか先輩たちの都合がつくとは‼︎ まさかせんぱいたちのつごうがつくとは‼︎ masaka senpai-tachi no tsugou ga tsuku to wa!! "I didn't expect all my senpai* would be available!!" (*Note: Senpai is what one calls their seniors, such as in work or a career field or at school.)
5 きっと皆 喜びます! きっとみんな よろこびます! kitto minna yorokobimasu! "I'm sure everyone will be happy!"
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1 俺なんかでいいのかな‼︎ おれなんかでいいのかな‼︎ ore nanka de ii no ka na!! "I wonder if they'll be okay that it's me!!"
2 なんでそんな事言うの? なんでそんなこというの? nande sonna koto iu no? "Why would you say something like that?"
3 ふしぎ! fushigi! "How strange!"
4 ウラビティの"個性"カウンセリングに協力できるなんて光栄だよ ウラビティの"こせい"カウンセリングにきょうりょくできるなんてこうえいだよ URABITI no "kosei" KAUNSERINGU ni kyouryoku dekiru nante kouei da yo "It's an honor to be able to help with Uravity's quirk counseling."
5 リューキュウ事務所は優秀だよね! リューキュウじむしょはゆうしゅうだよね! RYUUKYUU jimusho wa yuushuu da yo ne! "Ryukyu's agency is outstanding!"
6 コメディヒーロールミリオン チャートNo.1(→) KOMEDI HIIROO RUMIRION CHAATO No.1 (->) Comedy Hero: Lemillion Chart No. 1 (->)
7 後進育成に移行してるもの こうしんいくせいにいこうしてるもの koushin ikusei ni ikou shiteru mono "We're transitioning to training the next generation."
8 ワンダーヒーローネジレちゃん チャートNo.7(↗) WANDAA HIIROO NEJIRE-chan CHAATO No.7 (↗) Wonder Hero: Nejire-chan Chart No. 7 (↗)
9 あの日以降だよね あのひいこうだよね ano hi ikou da yo ne "Ever since that day, huh?"
10 悪喰ヒーローサンイーター(ファットガム事務所サイドキック) チャートNo.18(↘) あくじきヒーローサンイーター(ファットガムじむしょサイドキック) チャートNo.18(↘) akujiki HIIROO SANIITAA (FATTO GAMU jimusho SAIDOKIKKU) CHAATO No.18 (↘) Bizarre Diet Hero: Suneater (Fat Gum agency sidekick) Chart No. 18 (↘)
11 この学区の児童の資料目を通してもらったと思うんですけど このがっくのじどうのしりょうめをとおしてもらったとおもうんですけど kono gakku no jidou no shiryou me wo tooshite moratta to omoundesu kedo "I think you have had a look at the reference materials for this school district, but"
12 何より大事なのは なによりだいじなのは nani yori daiji na no wa "the most important thing"
13 コミュニケーションです KOMYUNIKEESHON desu "is communication."
14 無重力ヒーローウラビティ チャートNo.24(↗) むじゅうりょくヒーローウラビティ チャートNo.24(↗) mujuuryoku HIIROO URABITI CHAATO No. 24 (↗) Zero Gravity Hero: Uravity Chart No. 24 (↗)
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1 一見 何の問題もない子でも いっけん なんのもんだいもないこでも ikken nan no mondai mo nai ko demo "Even with children who [seem to] have no problems at first glance,"
2 悩みをしまい込んでる事が多いです なやみをしまいこんでることがおおいです nayami wo shimaikonderu koto ga ooi desu "many of them will be stowing away their worries."
3 大小問わず だいしょうとわず daishou towazu "Regardless of [where those problems] are big or small,"
4 特に家庭環境なんか とくにかていかんきょうなんか toku ni katei kankyou nanka "when it comes to especially their family environment,"
5 初対面の大人に話せる人は多くないです しょたいめんのおとなにはなせるひとはおおくないです shotaimen no otona ni hanaseru hito wa ookunai desu "there aren't many people who can talk about [such things] with adults they meet for the first time."
6 でも時間をかければ必ずサインを出してる事に気付けるので でもじかんをかければかならずサインをだしてることにきづけるので demo jikan wo kakereba kanarazu SAIN wo dashiteru koto ni kidzukeru node "But if you take the time, you'll definitely notice when they're giving you signs,"
7 資料に頼りすぎず! しりょうにたよりすぎず! shiryou ni tayori sugizu! "so don't rely too much on the reference materials!
8 目安は一か月程度ですが めやすはいっかげつていどですが meyasu wa ikkagetsu teido desu ga "The guideline is about one month, but"
9 内容次第で全然変動します ないようしだいでぜんぜんへんどうします naiyou shidai de zenzen hendou shimasu "it can change completely depending on details,"
10 数は意識しないで かずはいしきしないで kazu wa ishiki shinaide "Don't focus on the numbers,"
11 お友だちになるつもりで! おともだちになるつもりで! otomodachi ni naru tsumori de! "just plan on making friends!"
12 大変だね たいへんだね taihen da ne "It must be tough."
13 全然!人員のサポートは十分ですし ぜんぜん!じんいんのサポートはじゅうぶんですし zenzen! jin'in no SAPOOTO wa juubun desu shi "Not at all! There's enough personnel support, and"
14 皆さんすごく丁寧なお仕事をされるんですよ みなさんすごくていねいなおしごとをされるんですよ minasan sugoku teinei na oshigoto wo sarerundesu yo "everyone does an amazingly thorough job."
15 ホークスが文科省に掛け合ったり ホークスがもんかしょうにかけあったり HOOKUSU ga monkashou ni kake attari "Hawks negotiates with the Ministry of Eduction*," (*Note: The full name is '"Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology.")
16 各所に協賛を積めったりしてくれて"個性"教育の環境はだいぶ改善されてきてるんです かくしょにきょうさんをつめったりしてくれて"こせい"きょういくのかんきょうはだいぶかいぜんされてきてるんです kakusho ni kyousan wo tsumettari shite kurete "kosei" kyouiku no kankyou wa daibu kaizen sarete kiterundesu "and he gathers support from various organizations, so the quirk education environment has improved quite a lot."
small text 1 若人に投資せんでなーにが未来ですか わかうどにとうしせんでなーにがみらいですか wakaudo ni toushi sende naani ga mirai desu ka "What kind of future will there be if we don't invest in young people?"
small text 2-3 なんかうさんくさくみえます nanka usankusaku miemasu "You sound kind of shady."
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1 じゃあ今は自分の為の時間も取れるんだ? じゃあいまはじぶんのためのじかんもとれるんだ? jaa ima wa jibun no tame no jikan mo torerunda? "So then, you're able to take some time for yourself now?"
2 わああルミリオンだああ‼︎ waaa RUMIRION daaa!! "Wooow it's Lemillion!!"
3 ウラビティ〜〜〜‼︎ URABITI~~~!! "Uravity~~~!!"
4 フロッピ! FUROPPI! "Froppy!"
5 フロッピッ‼︎ FUROPPI!! "Froppy!!"
6 ネジレちゃあああああ好きいい ネジレちゃあああああすきいい NEJIRE-chaaaaaa sukiii "I love Nejire-chaaaaaa!"
7 サンイーター!ファットはあーー!⁉︎ SAN IITAA! FATTO waa--!!? "Suneater! Where's Fat--!!?"
8 お! o! "Oh!"
9 きたな小学生 きたなしょうがくせい kita na shougakusei "Here come the elementary schoolers!"
10 ルミリオンあれヤッテエエエ!!! RUMIRION are YATTEEEE!!! "Lemillion, do THAT [THING]!!!"
11 桃早く ももはやく momo hayaku "Hurry, the peaches!"
large text 奴穫しなきゃあアアア どれいしなきゃあアアア dorei shinakyaaAAA "You gotta harvest theeeem!"
12 へんなのっ hen na no "So weird."
13 "個性"で穫ってみな!!! "こせい"でとってみな!!! "kosei" de totte (kanji: katte) mina!!! "Pick them with your quirks, everyone!!!"
sound effect 2 わああ waaa "Waaah!"
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sound effect きゃああきゃああ kyaaa kyaaa (Note: This sound effect denotes happy screams of excitement.)
1 穫れないだろう⁉︎ とれないだろう⁉︎ torenai darou!? "You can't pick them, huh!?"
2 全部 俺のだ‼︎出荷後にスーパーで買え‼︎ ぜんぶ おれのだ‼︎しゅつかごにスーパーでかえ‼︎ zenbu ore no da!! shutsuka go ni SUUPAA de kae! "They're all mine!! Buy them at the supermarket after I ship them!!"
3 あっ a "Ah-!"
4 ふふ… ふふ… fufu... "Hoho..."
5 収穫されたのは去年の"空巣大将軍"以来だぜ… しゅうかくされたのはきょねんの"あきすたいしょうぐん"いらいだぜ… shuukaku sareta no wa kyonen no "akisu taishougun" irai da ze... "It's the first time it's been harvested since last year's Thief-in-Chief*..." (*Note: Literally, Mirio calls this person "Thief Commander-in-Chief".)
6 な…あの大島が…! な…あのおおしまが…! na...ano Ooshima ga...! "What...it was Ooshima...!"
small text KAIJO "Release."
7 ん〜〜〜 n~~~ "Hm~~~"
8 わたしたちがつくりました watashi-tachi ga tsukurimashita "We both made [some peaches]."
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1 すげぇ!大島が生産者だぁ! すげぇ!おおしまがせいさんしゃだぁ! sugee! Ooshima ga seisansha daa! "Amazing! Ooshima is a peach farmer!"
2 いいなァ大島すげ〜‼︎ いいなァおおしますげ〜‼︎ ii naA Ooshima suge~!! "That's great, Ooshima is amazing~!!"
3-4 義務とか…責任とかないわけじゃないですけど ぎむとか…せきにんとかないわけじゃないですけど gimu toka...sekinin toka nai wake ja nai desu kedo "It's not like I don't have [a bunch of] duties...or responsibilties,"
5 後からついてきたものです あとからついてきたものです ato kara tsuitekita mono desu "but those just come after." (Note: I think she's saying duty and responsibility are secondary to what she actually gets out of this program, which she goes into next.)
6 喜ぶ顔を見るのが好きなんです よろこぶかおをみるのがすきなんです yorokobu kao wo miru no ga suki nandesu "I like to see happy faces."
7 私がやりたい事してます わたしがやりたいことしてます watashi ga yaritai koto shitemasu "I'm doing what I want to do."
8 ねぇ天喰と同じだねぇ ねぇあまじきとおなじだねぇ nee Amajiki to onaji da nee "Hey, that's the same as Amajiki,"
9 短絡的だった たんらくてきだった tanrakuteki datta "I was short-sighted."
10 入る穴がないなら掘ればいい…‼︎ はいるあながないならほればいい…‼︎ hairu ana ga nai nara horeba ii...!! "If there's no hole for me to go in, I can just dig one...!!"
small text へんなとこがポジティブに hen na toko ga POJITIBU ni "To be positive in such a strange place..." (Note: Amajiki is lamenting the positivity vibes they're throwing at him.)
11 梅雨ちゃんもほぼずっとチームアップしてくれてるし つゆちゃんもほぼずっとチームアップしてくれてるし Tsuyu-chan mo hobo zutto CHIIMU APPU shite kureteru shi "Tsuyu-chan is almost always teaming up with me, too,"
12 友だちとも会えてるし ともだちともあえてるし tomodachi to mo aeteru shi "and I can meet up with my friends,"
13 梅雨入りヒーローフロッピー チャートNo.34(→) つゆいりヒーローフロッピー チャートNo.34(→) tsuyuiri HIIROO FUROPPII CHAATO No. 34 (→) Rainy Season Hero Froppy Chart No. 34 (->)
14 全部 自分の為の時間ですよ! ぜんぶ じぶんのためのじかんですよ! zenbu jibun no tame no jikan desu yo! "so all my time is for myself!"
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1 またヒミコちゃんの夢見るようになったの? またヒミコちゃんのゆめみるようになったの? mata HIMIKO-chan no yumemiru you ni natta no? "You've started dreaming about Himiko-chan again?"
2 うん一か月くらい前かなあ うんいっかげつく���いまえかなあ un ikkagetsu kurai mae ka naa "Yeah, since about a month ago."
3 内容は忘れちゃうんやけど ないようはわすれちゃうんやけど taiyou wa wasurechaunya kedo "I'll forget the details though."
4 無意識で自分追い込んでんのかなって むいしきでじぶんおいこんでんのかなって muishiki de jibun oikonden no ka natte "I wonder if I'm unconsciously pushing myself."
5 お医者さんにも行ったけどーーー おいしゃさんにもいったけどーーー oishasan ni mo itta kedo--- "I also went to the doctor, but---"
6 特に異常はないですね とくにいじょうはないですね toku ni ijou wa nai desu ne "There isn't anything particularly abnormal."
7 体が疲れてるんじゃないですかね からだがつかれてるんじゃないですかね karada ga tsukareterunja nai desu ka ne "Isn't it because your body is tired?"
8 セカンドオピニオンは⁉︎ダメよナァナァは!あなたすぐ溜め込むんだから! セカンドオピニオンは⁉︎ダメよナァナァは!あなたすぐためこむんだから! SEKANDO OPINION wa!? DAME yo NAA NAA wa! anata sugu tamekomunda kara! "[What about] a second opinion!? Don't compromise in the wrong places! Things build up quickly with you!"
9 溜めとらんつもりやけどなあ ためとらんつもりやけどなあ tametoran tsumori ya kedo naa "I'm not planning on [letting] things build up, though!"
small text 紹介してくれたんつゆちゃんやん しょうかいしてくれたんつゆちゃんやん shoukai shite kuretan Tsuyu-chan yan "You're the one who introduced me [to the doctor], Tsuyu-chan."
10 何か伝えようとしてるのかも なにかつたえようとしてるのかも nanika tsutaeyou to shiteru no kamo "Maybe she's trying to tell me something."
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1 あの日ヒミコちゃんの血で命を繋がれて あのひヒミコちゃんのちでいのちをつながれて ano hi HIMIKO-chan no chi de inochi wo tsunagarete "That day, Himiko-chan's blood connected our lives,"
2 彼女は亡くなって かのじょはなくなって kanojo wa nakunatte "but then she died,"
3 血も消滅した筈だけどーーー ちもしょうめつしたはずだけどーーー chi mo shoumetsu shita hazu da kedo--- "and her blood should have also disappeared---"
4 ひょっとしたら hyotto shitara "but perhaps"
5 混ざって まざって mazatte "[our blood] mixed,"
6 まだ中にいるのかなって まだなかにいるのかなって mada naka ni iru no ka na tte "and she's still inside me, I wonder."
7-8 ワン・フォー・オールみたいに… WAN FOO OORU mitai ni... "Like One For All..."
9 じゃあ jaa "Then,"
10-11 夢の内容思い出さなきゃね ゆめのないようおもいださなきゃね yume no naiyou omoidasanakya ne "you need to remember the contents of your dreams."
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1 ったく何で俺がデクのアッシーやんなきゃいけねンだよ ったくなんでおれがデクのアッシーやんなきゃいけねンだよ ttaku nande ore ga DEKU no ASSHII yannakya ikeneNda yo "Jeez, why the hell do I have to be Deku's driver*?" (*Note: The term Katsuki uses here refers to a man used by a woman for free car rides.)
2 いや〜〜〜ありがとねえ iya~~~arigato nee "Uh, well~~~thanks."
3 おめー���行くっつったンじゃん おめーがいくっつったンじゃん omee ga ikuttsuttaNjan "Didn't you say you would go though?"
4 納車したてで自慢してーんだ のうしゃしたてでじまんしてーんだ nousha shitate de jiman shiteenda "You were so proud when [the car] was delivered."
5 シート沈むんだけど シートしずむんだけど SHIITO shizumunda kedo "The seat sinks, but"
6 すごくない?何これ すごくない?なにこれ sugokunai? nani kore "isn't it amazing? What on earth?"
7 「乗せてくンなきゃ硬化してボンネット触る」っててめ〜が脅したンだろが‼︎ 「のせてくンなきゃこうかしてボンネットさわる」っててめ〜がおどしたンだろが‼︎ 「nosetekuNnakya kouka shite BONNETTO sawaru」 tte temee ga odoshitaNdarou ga!! "You're the one that threatened, 'If you don't let me ride, I'll harden and touch the hood!!'"
8 いーや脅しに屈するダイナマイトじゃねーもん いーやおどしにくっするダイナマイトじゃねーもん iiya odoshi ni kussuru DAINAMAITO ja nee mon "Nah, Dynamite isn't one to succumb to threats."
small text 一言一句おぼえてんのかよ いちごんいっくおぼえてんのかよ ichigon ikku oboeten no ka yo "Do you remember [what I said] word-for-word?"
9 つかてめェ迎えとかいらねーだろ‼︎断れよ! つかてめェむかえとかいらねーだろ‼︎ことわれよ! tsuka temeE mukae to kairanee daro!! kotoware yo! "You bastard, you don't need me to pick you up!! Refuse [the offer]!"
10 うん un "Yeah,"
11 でも生徒の"個性"伸ばし方針まとめられたから助かったよ でもせいとの"こせい"のばしほうしんまとめられたからたすかったよ demo seito no "kosei" nobashi houshin matomerareta kara tasukatta yo "but it really helped me, because I was able to put together the plan for developing students' quirks."
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1 緑谷さぁ!学生で俺と合いそうな奴いねえ? みどりやさぁ!がくせいでおれとあいそうなやつい��え? Midoriya saa! gakusei de ore to aisou na yatsu inee? "So Midoriya! Are there any students who seem like a good match for me?"
2 カロリーメイトこぼしたらほうり出すぞ カロリーメイトこぼしたらほうりだすぞ KARORII MEITO kobashitara houri dasu zo "If you spill that Calorie Mate, I'll throw it out."
3 切島くんサイドキック考えてるんだ? きりしまくんサイドキックかんがえてるんだ? Kirishima-kun SAIDOKIKKU kangaeterunda? "Kirishima-kun, are you thinking about a sidekick?"
4 まァな! maA na! "More or less!"
5 剛健ヒーロー ごうけんヒーロー gouken HIIROO Sturdy Hero:
6 烈怒頼雄斗 チャートNo.12(↗) レッドライオット チャートNo.12(↗) REDDO RAIOTTO CHAATO No.12 (↗) Red Riot Chart No. 12 (↗)
7 今は独立したばっかで いまはどくりつしたばっかで ima wa dokuritsu shita bakka de "I've just become independent now,"
8 ファットと天喰先輩が助けてくれてっけどさ ファットとあまじきせんぱいがたすけてくれてっけどさ FATTO to Amajiki-senpai ga tasukete kurete kkedo sa "though Fat and Amajiki-senpai are helping me."
9 「他人の人生に責任負わな見えん景色があんねんで!」ってさ 「たにんのじんせいにせきにんおわなみえんけしきがあんねんで!」ってさ 「tanin no jinsei ni sekinin owana mien keshiki ga an nen de!」 tte sa "[Fat] said, 'There are views you can't see until you're responsibile for another's life!'" (Note: The phrase literally reads, "There is scenery you cannot see when you are not responsible for other people's lives!)
small text 1 こいつは koitsu wa "This guy"
small text 2 それにビビっとんねん sore ni BIBItton nen "is scared of that."
small text 3 俺がファットを手伝いたいんだ おれがファットをてつだいたいんだ ore ga FATTO wo tetsudaitainda "I [just] want to help you out, Fat."
10 BMIヒーローファットガム チャートNo.11(→) BMI HIIROO FATTO GAMU CHAATO No.11 (->) BMI Hero: Fat Gum Chart No. 11 (->)
sound effect ほおお hooo (This is a sound a person makes when they're impressed, for instance.)
11 確かに飯田もヤオモモも仕事の質が違ェんだよな! たしかにいいだもヤオモモもしごとのしつがちげェんだよな! tashika ni Iida mo YAOMOMO mo shigoto no shitsu ga chigeEnda yo na! "It's true, Iida and Yaomomo's quality of work is different!*" (*Note: He means Iida and Yaomomo have sidekicks and their quality of work has risen likely because of it.)
12 向こうのが独立早ェのもあるけど… むこうのがどくりつはえェのもあるけど… mukou no ga dokuritsu haeE no mo aru kedo... "The others went independent earlier [than me] too..."
13 やっぱカッケェよなあ yappa KAKKEE yo naa "they're all really cool."
14 かっちゃんはサイドキック志望殺到したけど全員泣いて辞退したんだっけ かっちゃんはサイドキックしぼうさっとうしたけどぜんいんないてじたいしたんだっけ Kacchan wa SAIDOKIKKU shibou sattou shita kedo zen'in naite jitai shitandakke "Kacchan was flooded with requests to be a sidekick, but all of them cried and declined."
15 触れんな ふれんな furenna "Don't bring that up."
16 爆烈ヒーロー大・爆・殺・神ダイナマイト チャート初登場No.4その後みるみる下がり現在チャートNo.15 ばくれつヒーローだい・ばく・さっ・しんダイナマイト チャートはつとうじょうNo.4そのごみるみるさがりげんざいチャートNo.15 bakuretsu HIIROO daibakusasshin DAINAMAITO CHAATO hatsutoujou No.4 sono go mirumiru sagari genzai CHAATO No.15 Explosive Hero: Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight first appeared on the chart at No. 4 and since then has gradually declined to his current No. 15
17 AFO戦の印象がずっとあるもんだから オール・フォー・ワンせんのいんしょうがずっとあるもんだから OORU FOO WAN-sen no inshou ka zutto aru mon da kara "They always had an impression of him from the AFO battle,"
18 幻想抱いて応募してきたんだよな げんそういだいておうぼしてきたんだよな gensou idaite oubo shite kitanda yo na "so they applied with a fantasy in mind."
19 面接だけで幻想を打ち砕く口の悪さね めんせつだけでげんそうをうちくだくくちのわるさね mensetsu dake de gensou wo uchikudaku kuchi no warusa ne "He has a bad mouth that shatters illusions in just the interview."
20 マジで降ろすぞ マジでおろすぞ MAJI de orosu zo "Seriously, I'm gonna throw you out."
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1 誰か一言でも「ダイナマイトを超えたい」って言やぁそいつを採ってたよ だれかひとことでも「ダイナマイトをこえたい」っていやぁそいつをとってたよ dareka hitokoto demo 「DAINAMAITO wo koetai」 tte iyaa soitsu wo totteta yo "If someone said 'I want to surpass Dynamight,' I would have taken 'em."
2 おまえ教師辞めねェの? おまえしごとやめねェの? omae shigoto (kanji: kyoushi) yameneE no? "You're not going to be quitting your teaching job?"
3 うん un "Yeah."
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1 アーマーでのデータ収集は アーマーでのデータしゅうしゅうは AAMAA de no DEETA shuushuu wa "Data collection with the armor"
2 基本授業のない日にやってるし きほんじゅぎょうのないひにやってるし kihon jubyou no nai hi ni yatteru shi "is done on days when there are no basic classes,"
3 相澤先生たちと同じ感じだよ あいざわせんせいたちとおなじかんじだよ Aizawa-sensei-tachi to onaji kanji da yo "and I feel the same as Aizawa-sensei and the others."
4 小学校や施設の訪問とか講演とか しょうがっこうやしせつのほうもんとかこうえんとか shougakkou ya shisetsu no houmon toka kouen toka "With visits to elementary schools and facilities, lectures, and such,"
5 少年少女に自分の経験を直接伝える機会も毎日のようにある しょうねんしょうじょにじぶんのけいけんをちょくせつつたえるきかいもまいにちのようにある shounen shoujo ni jibun no keiken wo chokusetsu tsutaeru kikai mo mainichi no you ni aru "we have the opportunity every day to directly share our experiences with young boys and girls."
6 アーマーはすごく嬉しいけれど アーマーはすごくうれしいけれど AAMAA wa sugoku ureshii keredo "The armor made me very happy, but"
7 前と気持ちは変わらないよ まえときもちはかわらないよ mae to kimochi wa kawaranai yo "my feelings haven't changed from what they were before."
8 OFAが残ってたとしても ワン・フォー・オールがのこってたとしても WAN FOO OORU ga nokotteta to shitemo "Even if One For All remained,"
9 僕は「先生っていいな」って考えたと思う ぼくは「せんせいっていいな」ってかんがえたとおもう boku wa 「sensei tte ii na」 tte kangaeta to omou "I think I would have [still] thought, 'It'd be nice to be a teacher.'"
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1 先生もやれて せんせいもやれて sensei mo yarete "To be able to work as a teacher"
2 昔みたいに皆と活動もさせてもらえて むかしみたいにみんなとかつどうもさせてもらえて kumashi mitai ni minna to katsudou mo sasete moraete "and do activities with everyone like before"
3 すごく嬉しいありがとうかっちゃん切島くん すごくうれしいありがとうかっちゃんきりしまくん sugoku ureshii arigatou Kacchan Kirishima-kun "makes me so very happy, so thank you Kacchan, Kirishima-kun."
4 ふーーーーーん fuuuuuun "Hmmmmm."
5 フラれちまったなあバクゴー‼︎ FURArechimatta naa BAKUGOO!! "You got rejected, eh, Bakugou!!" (Note: The word here means, "to be rejected, to be jilted, to be given the cold shoulder, to be dumped.)
6 え? e? "Eh?"
7 緑谷おめー今誘われてたんだよ事務所に みどりやおめーいまさそわれてたんだよじむしょに Midoriya omee ima sawaretetanda yo jimusho ni "Midoriya, you were just now invited to his agency."
8 え⁉︎ああ‼︎ごめん入らない え⁉︎ああ‼︎ごめんはいらない e!? aa!! gomen hairanai "Eh!? Ah!! Sorry, I won't join."
9 っせえもうわっとるわ ssee mou wattoru wa "Yeah, I already got that."
10 緑谷ってその辺ニブいよな みどりやってそのへんニブいよな Midoriya tte sono hen NIBUi yo na "Midoriya is so thickheaded like that."
11 おまえさぁ omae saa "Listen, you."
12 ったく俺が言える事かわっかんねぇけどよぉ ったくおれがいえることかわっかんねぇけどよぉ ttaku ore ga ieru koto ka wakkannee kedo yoo "Jeez, but I'm not sure if this is something I can say." (Note: Katsuki is emphasizing that he may not be the best person to say what he's about to say.)
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1-2 いいかげんもうちょい自分を高く見積んねーと いいかげんもうちょいてめーをたかくみつもんねーと ii kagen mou choi temee (read as: jibun) wo takaku mitsumonnee to "If you don't finally start thinking a little more highly of yourself,"
3 気付けるもんも気付けねーぞ きづけるもんもきづけねーぞ kidzukeru mon mo kidzukenee zo "you won't be able to notice the things you [otherwise] could have." (Note: This one's hard to translate literally. The most literal would be something like "you won't notice/realize the things you would notice/realize.")
4 ……? "......?"
5 ど do "Lo-"
6 どの口が どのくちが dono kuchi ga "Look who's talking." (Note: This phrase means things like "I don't want to hear that from you/Are you in any position to say that?")
7 "皆 特別"は "みんな とくべつ"は "minna tokubetsu" wa "'Everyone is special'"
8 誰も特別じゃねえンだってよ だれもとくべつじゃねえンだってよ daremo tokubetsu ja neeNda tte yo "means no one is special." (Note: This word, "special," when used to describe people, can mean either or both unique/extraordinary and special/important "to you.")
9 なんだァ…? nandaA...? What in the world...?
10 何で後部座席これにしたん なんでこうぶざせきこれにしたん nande koubu zaseki kore ni shitan "Why did you choose this for the back seat?"
11 え〜〜〜では‼︎ eeeee de wa!! "All right then!!"
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1 元A組の轟焦凍がチャートNo.2にランクアップした事を祝しまして‼︎ ぼくらのとどろきしょうとがチャートNo.2にランクアップしたことをしゅくしまして‼︎ bokura (read as: moto EE-gumi) no Todoroki Shouto ga CHAATO No.2 ni RANKU APPU shita koto wo shuku shimashite!! "Congratulations to our former Class A member Shouto Todoroki for moving up to No. 2 on the chart!!"
2 悪ィな わりィな wariI na "Sorry,"
3 皆 都合つけてもらって みんな つごうつけてもらって minna tsugou tsukete moratte "everyone, to have you all find the time for this."
4 エアコンヒーローショート チャートNo.2(↗) EAKON HIIROO SHOOTO CHAATO No. 2 (↗) Air Conditioner Hero: Shouto Chart No. 2 (↗)
5 いーのいーの!口実口実! いーのいーの!こうじつこうじつ! ii no ii no! koujitsu koujitsu! "It's fine, it's fine! [That's just] the pretext!"
6 スタンガンヒーローチャージズマ チャートNo.44(初) スタンガンヒーローチャージズマ チャートNo.44(はつ) SUTANGAN HIIROO CHAAJIZUMA CHAATO No. 44 (hatsu) Stun Gun Hero: Chargebolt No. 44 (first ranking)
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1 そう sou "Oh,"
2 だったのか… datta no ka... "is that so..."
3 言葉のアヤだぜ祝う気前提だよ ことばのアヤだぜいわうきぜんていだよ kotoba no AYA da ze iwau kizentei da yo "Just a figure of speech, it's a given we want to celebrate!"
4 44位が2位に何してんだよー 44いが2いになにしてんだよー 44i ga 2i ni nani shitenda yoo "What is number 44 doing to number 2?"
5 やめよそういうの! yameyo sou iu no! "Quit it!"
6 テーピンヒーローセロファ�� チャートNo.36(↘) TEEPIN HIIROO SEROFAN CHAATO No. 35 (↘) Taping Hero: Cellophane Chart No. 35 (↘)
7 そうだよ瀬呂くん上がる事は勿論立派だか そうだよせろくんあがることはもちろんりっぱだか sou da yo Sero-kun agaru koto wa mochiron rippa da ka "That's right, Sero-kun. Rising [in the rankings] is of course praiseworthy."
8 チャートも拡張と細分化が進み以前程絶対ではないんだ チャートもかくちょうとさいぶんかがすすみいぜんほどぜったいではないんだ CHAATO mo kakuchou to saibunka ga susumi izen hodo zettai de wa nainda "The charts have expanded and become more segmented, and they're not absolute like they used to be."
9 ターボヒーロインゲニウム チャートNo.13(↗) TAABO HIIROO INGENIUMU CHAATO No. 13 (↗) Turbo Hero: Ingenium Chart No. 13 (↗)
10 触手ヒーローテンタコル チャートNo.9(→) しょくしゅヒーローテンタコル チャートNo.9(→) shokushu HIIROO TENTAKORU CHAATO No. 9 (→) Tentacle Hero: Tentacole Chart No. 9 (→)
11 万物ヒーロークリエティ チャートNo.19(↘) ばんぶつヒーロークリエティ チャートNo.19(↘) banbutsu HIIROO KURIETI CHAATO No. 19 (↘) Everything Hero: Creati Chart No. 19 (↘)
12 立派だ… りっぱだ… rippa da... "Praiseworthy..." (Note: Kaminari and Sero are lampshading how the people talking--Iida, Momo, and Shoji--are ranked higher than Kaminari and Sero and are thus more "praiseworthy".)
13 言葉は刃物だぞ ことばははものだぞ kotoba wa hamono da zo "Your words are knives."
14 モギタテヒーローグレープジュース MOGITATE HIIROO GUREEPU JUUSU Fresh-Picked Hero: Grape Juice
15 扱いに気をつけろ あつかいにきをつけろ atsukai ni ki wo tsukero "Be mindful of how you handle them."
16 チャートNo.108(初) チャートNo.108(はつ) CHAATO No. 108 (hatsu) Chart No. 108 (first ranking)
17 108って充分上だよ 108ってじゅうぶんうえだよ 108 tte juubun ue da yo "108 is more than enough."
18 ヒアヒーローイヤホン=ジャック チャートNo.30(↘) HIA HIIROO IYAHON=JAKKU CHAATO No. 30 (↘) Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack Chart No. 30 (↘)
small text まあまあ maa maa "Now, now."
19 リドリーヒーローピンキー チャートNo.28(↗) RIDORII HIIRO PINKII CHAATO No. 28 (↗) Ridley Hero: Pinky Chart No. 28 (↗)
20 独立組は大変だね どくりつぐみはたいへんだね dokuritsu-gumi wa taihen da ne "The group who went solo are amazing."
21 ふれあいヒーローアニマ テンタコル事務所所属サイドキック ふれあいヒーローアニマ テンタコルじむしょしょぞくサイドキック fureai HIIROO ANIMA TENTAKORU jimusho shozoku SAIDOKIKKU Petting Hero: Anima Tentacole agency-affiliated sidekick
22 ヒプノシスヒーローナイトハイド チャート圏外 ヒプノシスヒーローナイトハイド チャートけんがい HIPUNOSHISU HIIRO NAITOHAIDO CHAATO kengai Hypnosis Hero: Nighthide Chart - not contending
23 積極的に露出する感覚わかんない せっきょくてきにろしゅつするかんかくわかんない sekkyokuteki ni roshutsu suru kankaku wakannai "I don't understand the desire to actively seek exposure."
24 ね‼︎ ne!! "Right?!"
25 ステルスヒーローインビジブルガール チャートNo.39(↑) SUTERUSU HIIROO INBIJIBURU GAARU CHAATO No. 39 (↑) Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl Chart No. 39 (↑)
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1 しかしよく都合ついたなあ しかしよくつごうついたなあ shikashi yoku tsugou tsuita naa "But it was really convenient"
2 こうも短い間にまた集まれるとは こうもみじかいあいだにまたあつまれるとは kou mo mijikai aida ni mata atsumareru to wa "[for us] to be able to gather again in such a short time."
3 甘味ヒーローシュガーマン (ウォッシュ事務所サイドキック) かんみヒーローシュガーマン (ウォッシュじむしょサイドキック) kanmi HIIROO SHUGAAMAN (UOSSHU jimusho SAIDOKIKKU) Sweets Hero: Sugarman (Wash agency sidekick)
4 敵犯罪も年々減ってるしね ヴィランはんざいもねんねんへってるしね VIRAN hanzai mo nennen hetteru shi ne "That's because villain crime is also decreasing year-by-year."
5 武闘ヒーローテイルマン チャートNo.32(↘) ぶとうヒーローテイルマン チャートNo.32(↘) butou HIIROO TEIRUMAN CHAATO No. 32 (↘) Martial Arts Hero: Tailman Chart No. 32 (↘)
6 なくなりはしないが nakunari wa shinai ga "It won't disappear, but"
7 減らす事はできるーー… へらすことはできるーー… herasu koto wa dekiru--... "it can be reduced--..."
8 漆黒ヒーローツクヨミ チャートNo.17(↗) さっこくヒーローツクヨミ チャートNo.17(↗) sakkoku HIIROO TSUKUYOMI CHAATO No. 17 (↗) Jet Black Hero: Tsukuyomi Chart No. 17 (↗)
9 ウィ☆ UI☆ "Oui ☆"
10 キラメキヒーロー CAN'T STOP TWINKLING (インビジブルガール事務所サイドキック) キラメキヒーロー キャンとストップトゥインキリング (インビジブルガールじむしょサイドキック) KIRAMEKI HIIROOO KYANTO SUTOPPU TUINKIRINGU (INBIJIBURU GAARU jimusho SAIDOKIKKU) Shining Hero: Can't Stop Twinkling (Invisible Girl agency sidekick)
11 ラビットヒーローミルコ チャートNo.6(↘) RABITTO HIIROO MIRUKO CHAATO No. 6 (↘) Rabbit Hero: Mirko Chart No. 6 (↘)
12 ファイバーヒーローベストジーニスト チャートNo.5(↘) FAIBAA HIIROO BESUTO JIINISUTO CHAATO No. 5 (↘) Fiber Hero: Best Jeanist Chart No. 5 (↘)
13 アクアヒーローギャングオルカ チャートNo.21(↗) AKUA HIIROO GYANGU ORUKA CHAATO No. 21 (↗) Aqua Hero: Gang Orca Chart No. 21 (↗)
14 あの日以降も戦い続けたヒーローがその存在を以て示した あのひいこうもたたかいつづけたヒーローがそのそんざいをもってしめした ano hi ikou mo tatakai tsudzuketa HIIROO ga sono sonzai wo motte shimeshita "The existance of the heroes who kept fighting even after that day demonstrates that."
15 樹木ヒーローシンリンカムイ チャートNo.4(↘) じゅもくヒーローシンリンカムイ チャートNo.4(↘) jumoku HIIROO SHINRIN KAMUI CHAATO No. 4 (↘) Wood Hero: Kamui Woods Chart No. 4 (↘)
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1 山岳ヒーローMt.レディ チャートNo.3(↘) さんがくヒーローマウントレディ チャートNo.3(↘) sangaku HIIROO MAUNTO REDI CHAATO No. 3 (↘) Mountain Hero: Mount Lady Chart No. 3 (↘)
2 洗濯ヒーローウォッシュ チャートNo.8(→) せんたくヒーローウォッシュ チャートNo.8(→) sentaku HIIROO UOSSHU CHAATO No. 8 (→) Laundry Hero: Wash Chart No. 8 (→)
3 そして次は俺たちーーそしてまた次へ… そしてつぎはおれたちーーそしてまたつぎへ… soshite tsugi wa ore-tachi--soshite mata tsugi e... "And then, we're next--and again after that..."
4 デステゴロ(No.42) DESU TEGORO (No. 42) Death Arms (No. 42)
5 プレゼント・マイク(No.45) PUREZENTO MAIKU (No. 45) Present Mic (No. 45)
6 リューキュウ(No.40) RYUUKYUU (No. 40) Ryukyu (No. 40)
7 グランド(No.20) GURANDO (No. 20) Grand (No. 20)
8 マッドマン(No.14) MADDOMAN (No. 14) Mudman (No. 14)
9 ファントムシーフ(No.10) FANTOMU SHIIFU (No. 10) Phantom Thief (No. 10)
10 バトルフィスト(No.23) BATORU FISUTO (No. 23) Battle Fist (No. 23)
11 リアルスティール(No.26) RIARU SUTIIRU (No. 26) Real Steel (No. 26)
12 リザーディ(No.22) RIZAADI (No. 22) Lizardy (No. 22)
13 コミックマン(No.33) KOMIKKUMAN (No. 33) Comicman (No. 33)
14 その果てに示されるのはーー… そのはてにしめされるのはーー… sono hate ni shimesareru no wa--... "what will be demonstrated at the end--..."
15 レップウ(No.16) REPPUU (No. 16) Gale Force (No. 16)
16 ケミィ(シシクロス事務所サイドキック) ケミィ(シシクロスじむしょサイドキック) KEMII (SHISHIKUROSU jimusho SAIDOKIKKU) Camie (Shishikross agency sidekick)
17 シシクロス(No.41) SHISHIKUROSU (No. 41) Shishikross (No. 41)
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1 自らの不要証明 みずからのふようしょうめい mizukara no fuyou shoumei "is the proof that we are unnecessary."
small text 1 どうせわさびいれたでしょ douse wasabi ireta desho "Anyway, I bet you put wasabi in that."
small text 2 いれてない iretenai "There isn't any."
2 俺たちは おれたちは ore-tachi wa "We"
3 消え征く為に存在を証明するのだ きえゆくためにそんざいをしょうめいするのだ kieyuku tame ni sonzai wo shoumei suru no da "prove we exist so that we may disappear."
4 あの広告会社…何が「もっとファビュラスに」だ… あのこうこくがいしゃ…なにが「もっとファビュラスに」だ… ano koukoku gaisha...nani ga 「motto FABYURASU ni」 da... "That advertising company...what's the point in 'making me more fabulous'...
5 俺は闇ぞ おれはやみぞ ore wa yami zo "I am the darkness."
6 それノンアルだよな? sore NON'ARU da yo na? "That's non-alcoholic, right?"
7 まァ真理だよな まァしんりだよな maA shinri da yo na "Well, it's the truth."
8 そうだね sou da ne "That's right."
9 最近よく言われるんだけどさ…… さいきんよくいわれるんだけどさ…… saikin yoku iwarerunda kedo sa...... "I've been hearing this a lot lately but......"
10 自慢話か⁉︎ じまんばなしか⁉︎ jimanbanashi ka!? "You gonna brag!?"
11 どうだろう…そうなるのかな dou darou...sou naru no ka na "I wonder...it could be become that."
12 "厳しい運命に抗った" "きびしいうんめいにあらがった" "kibishii unmei ni aragatta" "They say, 'You resisted a harsh fate.'"
13 "使命を果たしている" "しめいをはたしている" "shimei wo hatashite iru" "'You're fulfilling your calling.'"
14 迷ってフラついて…その果てに選んだ道の筈なんだけど まよってフラついて…そのはてにえらんだみちのはずなんだけど mayotte FURA tsuite...sono hate ni eranda michi no hazu nanda kedo "I was lost and wandered...but in the end I'm sure I'm on the path I chose."
15 なんていうか…こうーー… nante iu ka...kou--... "How do I say...something like this--..."
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1 運命だとか使命だとか うんめいだとかしめいだとか unmei da toka shimei da toka "Whether it's something like fate or a calling,"
2 得体の知れねえ大きな枠組があったとして えたいのしれねえおおきなストーリーがあったとして etai no shirenee ooki na SUTOORII (kanji: wakugumi) ga atta to shite "even if there's some big story I don't know about,"
3 抗うのも果たすのもそうしたいって思ったことも あらがうのもはたすのもそうしたいっておもったことも aragau no mo hatasu no mo sou shitai tte omotta koto mo "everything I fought and fulfilled and wanted to do,"
4 全部必然だった気がしてさ…… ぜんぶひつぜんだったきがしてさ…… zenbu hitsuzen datta ki ga shite sa...... "I feel like all of it was inevitable......"
5 だから今度石川のお椀と箸づくり体験教室に行くことにした だからこんどいしかわのおわんとはしづくりたいけんきょうしつにいくことにした dakara kondo ishikawa no owan to hashi dzukuri taiken kyoushitsu ni iku koto ni shita "That's why I decided to go to a bowl and chopsticks-making trial class in Ishikawa."
6 何で なんで nande "Why?
7 自作の食器でそば食べたらもっと旨ェんじゃねェかと じさくのしょっきでそばたべたらもっとうめェんじゃねェかと jisaku no shokki de soba tabetara motto umeEnja neE ka to "I think soba would taste even better if I ate it with tableware I make myself."
8 石川ってこたァ輪島塗か いしかわってこたァわじまぬりか ishikawa tte kotaA wajimanuri ka "You say Ishikawa, is it Wajima lacquerware?"
9 山中塗と両方 やまなかぬりとりょうほう yamanakanuri to ryouhou "That and Yamanaka-style."
10 プライベートなんだ PURAIBEETO nanda "[The class] is private."
11 燈矢の仏壇に手を合わせてる時に とうやのぶつだんにてをあわせてるときに Touya no butsudan ni te wo awaseteru toki ni "When I was praying at Touya's butsudan*," (*Note: A butsudan is a Buddhist home altar for deceased family.)
12 ふと気付いたんだよ ふときづいたんだよ futo kidzuitanda yo "I suddenly realized [something]."
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1 俺飯食うの好きだったなって おれめしくうのすきだったなって ore meshi kuu no suki datta na tte "I liked eating food."
2 "なりたい自分"以外にも俺ってもんはあるんだって気付いた "なりたいじぶん"いがいにもおれってもんはあるんだってきづいた "naritai jibun" igai ni mo ore tte mon wa arunda tte kidzuita "I realized there's more to me than just the person I want to become."
3 余裕かよ よゆうかよ yoyuu ka yo "You've got the time for it?"
4 心に暇ができたのかもな こころにひまができたのかもな kokoro ni hima ga dekita no kamo na "I was able to make free time in my heart, maybe."
5 寄生獣読んだろ きせいじゅうよんだろ kisei juuyon daro "You read Parasyte, didn't you?"
6 え〜〜〜〜!⁉︎本当ぉ⁉︎ え〜〜〜〜!⁉︎ほんとうぉ⁉︎ e~~~~!!? hontouo!? "Ehhhhhh!!? Really!?"
7 黒色くんと希乃子ちゃん くろいろくんときのこちゃん Kuroiro-kun to Kinoko-chan "Kuroiro-kun and Kinoko-chan"
8 付き合ってンの〜〜〜〜⁉︎ つきあってンの〜〜〜〜⁉︎ tsukiatteN no~~~~!? "are dating~~~~!?"
9 マジっす! MAJIssu! "Seriously!"
10 前 チームアップした時はそんな感じしなかったのに! まえ チームアップしたときはそんなかんじしなかったのに! mae CHIIMU APPU shita toki wa sonna kanji shinakatta noni! "But it didn't feel that way when I last teamed up with them!"
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1 その辺ーー君らはどうなの? そのへんーーきみらはどうなの? sono hen--kimira wa dou na no? "On that note--what about you guys?"
2 上鳴の事務所耳郎の隣のビル借りたんだろ? かみなりのじむしょじろうのとなりのビルかりたんだろ? Kaminari no jimusho Jirou no tonari no BIRU karitandaro? "Kaminari's agency rented the building nextdoor to Jirou's, right?"
3 そういうンじゃないよ sou iuNja nai yo "It's not like that!"
4 聞いて俺マジで独立不安でさ きいておれマジでどくりつふあんでさ kiite ore MAJI de dokuritsu fuan de sa "Listen, I was seriously worried about going independent,"
5 したら丁度空いてんだよ真隣‼︎ したらちょうどあいてんだよまどなり‼︎ shitara choudo aitenda yo madonari!! "then, right next door [to her] was just empty!"
6 即決に決まってんじゃんね そっけつにきまってんじゃんね sokketsu ni kimattenjan ne "It was an immediate decision."
7 くっそ情けなくない ⁉︎ くっそなさけなくない ⁉︎ kusso nasakenakunai!? "Isn't that damn pathetic!?"
8 高一ん時の席っぽくて安心するじゃん こういちんときのせきっぽくてあんしんするじゃん kouichin toki no sekippokute anshin suru jan "It's like our seats from the first year of high school, so it gives me peace of mind."
9 気がゆるむ きがゆるむ ki ga yurumu "A blissfully empty mind!"
small text 平和ボケだ へいわボケだ heiwa BOKE da "You're complacent in peaceful times." (Note: This phrase here refers to someone who has a naive belief in continued peace, such as one who takes peace for granted.)
10 必然…か… ひつぜん…か… hitsuzen...ka... Inevitable...huh...
11 先生もやれて せんせいもやれて sensei mo yarete To be able to work as a teacher
12 昔みたいに皆と活動もさせてもらえて むかしみたいにみんなとかつどうもさせてもらえて kumashi mitai ni minna to katsudou mo sasete moraete and do activities with everyone like before
13 僕は今やりたい事をやれてるこの上なく恵まれてる ぼくはいまやりたいことをやれてるこのうえなくめぐまれてる boku wa ima yaritai koto wo yareteru kono uenaku megumareteru I'm extremely blessed that I'm able to do what I want to do right now.
14 せいぜい seizei To the fullest,
15 頑張れ がんばれ ganbare do your best.
16 自分でもーー気付かなかった じぶんでもーーきづかなかった jibun demo--kidzukanakatta [A version of] myself--even I haven't noticed.
17 自分か……… じぶんか……… jibun ka......... [A version of] myself.........
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1 南区二丁目ガレキ通りで盗難者を追跡中! みなみくにちょうめガレキどおりでとうなんしゃをついせきちゅう! minami-ku ni-choume GAREKI doori de tounansha wo tsuiseki-chuu! "Southern district, second block on Gareki Street, in pursuit of a thief!"
2 "個性"による妨害が激しく大事故につながる恐れがある! "こせい"によるぼうがいがはげしくだいじこにつながるおそれがある! "kosei" ni yoru bougai ga hageshiku daijiko ni tsunagaru osore ga aru! "There is concern that interference due to his quirk could be severe and lead to a major accident!"
3 これだからアルコール飲めねンだよなァ これだからアルコールのめねンだよなァ kore dakara ARUKOORU nomeneNda yo naA "This is why we can't drink alcohol."
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1 くそう‼︎サーセン‼︎ kusou!! SAASEN!! "Shit!! I'm sorry!!"
2 出来心がサーセン‼︎ できごころがサーセン‼︎ dekigokoro ga SAASEN!! "It was a sudden impulse, I'm sorry!!"
3 俺のが早かった おれのがはやかった ore no ga hayakatta "I was the fastest."
4 いや飯田くんだったよ いやいいだくんだったよ iya IIda-kun datta yo "No, it was Iida-kun."
5 競ってあげなよ きそってあげなよ kisotte agena yo "Let's not compete."
6 しかし出来心とはまたタチが悪い芯がないというか……… しかしできごころとはまたタチがわるいしんがないというか……… shikashi dekigokoro to wa mata TACHI ga warui shin ga nai to iu ka......... "However, if it was a sudden impulse, he's not wicked at his core........."
7 被害がなくてよかった ひがいがなくてよかった higai ga nakute yokatta "I'm glad there were no casualties."
8 閑古鳥が鳴くのはまだ先だな! かんこどりがなくのはまださきだな! kankodori ga naku no wa mada saki da na! "It's still a long time before business gets slow!"
9 うむ umu "Yeah."
10 短かったけど今日はお開きにするか みじかかったけどきょうはおひらきにするか mijikakatta kedo kyou wa ohiraki ni suru ka "Though it was short, will we adjourn for today?"
11 え〜〜〜 e~~~ "Ehhh?"
12 また集まれるよ またあつまれるよ mata atsumareru yo "We can get together again."
13 あ 店 俺払っといたからこのまま解散でいいぞ あ みせ おれはらっといたからこのままかいさんでいいぞ a mise ore harattoita kara kono mama kaisan de ii zo "Ah, the shop, I paid for it, so it's okay to just disband from here."
14 はあ⁉︎主賓が何してんの⁉︎ワリカンに決まってんの‼︎ はあ⁉︎しゅひんがなにしてんの⁉︎ワリカンにきまってんの‼︎ haa!? shuhin ga nani shiten no!? WARIKAN ni kimatten no!! "Huh!? What is the guest of honor doing!? We're splitting the bill!!"
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small text 1 まだ現金持っといたほうがいいな まだげんきんもっといたほうがいいな mada genkin motto ita hou ga ii na "It's best to carry cash still, right?"
small text 2 非常時はそうですよね ひじょうじはそうですよね hijouji wa sou desu yo ne "That's [very] true for emergencies."
small text 3 おつりあるよ otsuri aru yo "I have change."
1 帰り送ンねーぞ 俺明日エッジショットの帰国で朝早ェから かえりおくンねーぞ おれあしたエッジショットのきこくであさはえェから kaeriokuNnee zo ore ashita EJJISHOTTO no kikoku de asa haeE kara "I won't take you home. Tomorrow I'll be starting early with Edgeshot returning to the country."
2 大丈夫ありがとう だいじょうぶありがとう daijoubu arigatou "It's okay, thanks."
3 車みせて くるまみせて kuruma misete "Show us your car."
4 方向いっしょ ほうこういっしょ houkou issho "We're going in the same direction."
5 途中まで とちゅうまで tochuu made "Until halfway."
6 またな mata na "See ya later."
7 うん un "Yeah."
8 また特別講師よろしくね!相澤先生がコミュニケーション概論やらせたいって またゲストよろしくね!あいざわせんせいがコミュニケーションがいろんやらせたいって mata GESUTO (kanji: tokubetsu koushi) yoroshiku ne! Aizawa-sensei ga KOMYUNIKEESHON gairon yarasetai tte "We look forward to seeing you again as a guest lecturer! Aizawa-sensei wants me to do an Introduction to Communication class."
9 悪例で呼ぶなよ あくれいでよべなよ akurei de yobena yo "Don't call me a bad example!"
10 "皆 特別"は "みんな とくべつ"は "minna tokubetsu" wa "Everyone is special"...
11 誰も特別じゃねえンだってよ だれもとくべつじゃねえンだってよ daremo tokubetsu ja neeNda tte yo ...means no one is special.
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heathermehf · 1 year ago
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littleplantfreak · 5 months ago
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Grocery Shopping Headcanons 1
I said I'd do these a while back and someone requested I do them when I was taking requests for my 100 followers event so uwu)/ one request fulfilled!! There will be a part two with the others coming eventually...Once I get through the rest of my requests.
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Umemiya Hajime
-One of the funnest people to go grocery shopping with tbh.
He's talking you into buying a few extra snacks/food by holding them up in front of you and puppeting them at you, asking in a silly high pitched voice if you'll please buy them because they've heard your pantry is the best vacation spot in town! He gets so silly with it.
-The older people in town tell him when and where the best sales are, which makes budgeting a lot easier. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes if one of them is in front of you in line, they'll have the cashier use their senior discount for your stuff as well. Don't try to fight them on it, though; they'll insist the only thing they need is for you both to visit them every once in a while, which you planned to do regardless.
-Gets upset if he hasn't found you in the store for a while after leaving to pick some things up. Once he does see you, he acts like it's been weeks and refuses to leave your side for the rest of the shopping trip. He's quite literally stuck to you like glue.
-The type to have really funky or cute looking reusable bags.
Choji Tomiyama
-Can't stay on task to save his life. If you're pushing the cart, he will stand on the other side of it being pushed around. He insists he'll take turns, but he gets a bit too enthusiastic with how fast he should be going through the aisles. Nearly runs a few people over before you decide maybe just pushing it normally works best.
-Do not let him disappear on you; he'll end up at some other grocery store two miles down the street.
-Sometimes he knows your tastes better than you do. If you're deliberating over trying something new, 9/10 times he's correct about how you'll like it. He actually pays a lot of attention to what you like to eat and drink.
-Calls Togame and not only asks him what he wants from the store, but tells him to come down by the time you guys are done to help carry your stuff. He hasn't said no to Choji yet.
-He's feeding you both all the samples he can find until you realize you snacked so much you're not even hungry for dinner anymore.
Suo Hayato
-He's pretty relaxed compared to the other two. He'll let you take the reins for the most part since he's got all the stuff written down and knows each aisle it's in. He doesn't often stray from his normal foods so it's almost muscle memory now.
-When he does try something new, it's weird stuff. Like you didn't know this was in the store weird, what aisle does that even go in? You look around to see, and find nothing. He either took the last one or he was in the forbidden part of the grocery store.
-Sometimes, if he knows you're getting a lot, he brings the collapsible grocery wagon. (don't even play with me, this is the hottest thing someone could do for grocery shopping.)
-Watch out if you lose sight of him or he goes to grab something without you, because he WILL jumpscare you and you WILL have to try to smother your yelp.
Nirei Akihiko
-Extreme couponing Nirei edition tbh he's got it down to a science
-Knows a surprising amount of recipes by heart, so if you're trying hard to remember what you need for what you wanna make? Don't even get out your phone to struggle with finding enough bars (because for some reason grocery stores are iron fortresses that don't have cell service?) Nirei has it all up there in his beautiful brain.
-He's never in a rush and doesn't really separate from you (why would he want to?) He's just thrilled to spend time with you.
-Also one to have a bunch of different reusable bags.
-If you have a certain diet or need a certain ingredient, he knows all the specialty food stores around and is more than okay with making the extra stop with you.
-He has a certain type and brand of ice cream he likes to get as a treat every time, and although he tells you he doesn't need it, if they happen to be out of stock, he deflates a little.
Sakura Haruka
-You wouldn't think someone could be bad at grocery shopping, but....he's bad at it. An excess of meats and carbs is what comes home if you send him by himself, so it's best just to go together.
-Also you could swear he's giving a nasty look to the vegetable section hoping you don't pick any terrible ones up (though what's terrible to him is most of them)
-You catch him trying to hide if he sees someone he knows because to him, it'll just make it a longer grocery trip, and honestly, he just wants to go home with you. Point out who he's hiding from and say hi and watch the look of betrayal as he's turning red and grumbling.
-It takes him a bit, but after a few trips he starts to get the hang of things. He can tell the better meat cuts, and now knows to check the eggs to make sure they're not cracked. Sometimes, he texts you a picture of the vegetables you're looking for to make sure they're the right ones or to make sure they're your preferred ripeness if you're not there
The self checkout becomes his best friend, that way he doesn't have to worry about making small talk. He's screwed when he picks up meats, though, because the scale never picks up the weight properly, and then he's sweating waiting for one of the workers to come help him out.
-Refuses to let you carry the bags in, and is also one of those people who insist on loading up all the groceries on his arms at once. There will be no second trips to the car.
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CHAPTER 1: mr. panties stealer - enhypen! heesung
PAIRING: broke! rookie panty stealer! heesung x reader, senior panty stealer! jake x reader
SYNOPSIS: When Heesung discovers his roommate Beomgyu's bizarre side hustle-stealing panties for cash in a campus-wide competition-he's appalled. But after hearing about the insane prize money, his moral compass wavers.
Overwhelmed by deadlines and broke from juggling classes and a café job, Heesung finally snaps. Armed with Beomgyu's tips and a growing desperation, Heesung sets out to grab the bag-and maybe a shred of dignity along the way.
warning on this chapter: profanities, explicit content (smut), unprotected sex
chapter two
The soft humming of Beomgyu pulled Heesung's focus from his laptop screen. His fingers paused mid-typing, and his brow furrowed as he glanced toward his roommate. 
Beomgyu stood at the tiny dorm kitchenette, flipping something on the pan with way too much hip movement for someone cooking. 
Heesung's eyes narrowed. Was that... a designer hoodie he was wearing?
He yanked out his AirPods and leaned back in his chair, arms crossed, silently observing. Beomgyu was smiling—smiling—like he'd just won the lottery.
 Heesung's suspicions deepened when Beomgyu strolled over and dramatically placed a perfectly grilled steak in front of him, complete with garnish. A garnish!
"Eat up, bro! How's your business plan going?" Beomgyu asked as he dropped into the chair across from Heesung. He even wiggled his eyebrows, looking far too pleased with himself.
Heesung stared at the steak, then back at Beomgyu. "What's this? Poison? Did you get a sugar daddy or something?"
Beomgyu snorted. "Relax. Just eat. You need the protein. You're looking kinda scrawny lately."
"Excuse me, I'm the one carrying this dorm on my back while you're out here buying steaks and flexing designer hoodies," Heesung shot back, shoving the plate away.
"Where is this money coming from? Did you get a promotion?" He asked.
Beomgyu hesitated, scratching the back of his neck. "Not exactly..."
Heesung's eyes narrowed. "What do you mean 'not exactly'? Are you doing something illegal? Selling stolen phones? Counterfeiting IDs?"
Beomgyu let out a nervous laugh, his hand twitching toward the steak knife. "Dude, no! Calm down."
Heesung wasn't buying it. He leaned closer, voice lowering. "Are you... selling drugs?"
"What? No!" Beomgyu hissed, slapping Heesung's hand away. "Why does your brain always go straight to crime? Do you think of me in that way?!"
"Because we've been broke for months and suddenly you're over there playing MasterChef with premium cuts of meat!" Heesung jabbed a finger at the steak. "My diet's been so good, I've gained four kilograms, Beomgyu. Four kilograms! Something's fishy."
Beomgyu groaned, dropping his head onto the table. "I swear, it's nothing bad."
"Then just tell me!" Heesung demanded. "Are you a cam boy? You've been extra cheerful. Did you get a bunch of rich ladies paying for shirtless livestreams?"
Beomgyu sat up, face red. "Hell no! Shut up, dumbass!" He flipped Heesung off before muttering, "But... fine. I'll tell you."
"Well?"
Beomgyu sighed deeply, like he was about to confess to a murder. "I've been making money... by stealing panties."
The room went dead silent.
"...Panties?" Heesung repeated, blinking in disbelief.
"Yes, panties. Underwear. Lingerie. Whatever you want to call it." Beomgyu leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling like a man questioning his life choices. 
"There's this monthly competition. The 00 Sigma Liners run it. Whoever steals the most panties wins a huge cash prize."
Heesung's jaw dropped. "There's a competition for that?!"
Beomgyu shrugged. "And it pays well."
"Bro, you're committing theft! And for panties! What if you get caught? What if someone recognizes you?"
Beomgyu waved him off. "It's not a big deal. I'm fast, and no one ever suspects me. Plus, I've got a system."
Heesung stared, completely dumbfounded. "...A system?"
"Yeah." Beomgyu grinned smugly. "Turns out, laundry rooms on campus are prime territory. Easy access, no security cameras, and people forget about their stuff all the time."
"Used panties?" Heesung repeated, his voice laced with disbelief. 
He grimaced, an image of Beomgyu stuffing a bunch of underwear into a duffel bag popping into his head. He physically shuddered. "That's... so gross, dude."
Beomgyu just shrugged, completely unbothered. "Money doesn't smell, bro."
Heesung gagged a little. "It probably does in this case." He squinted at his roommate. "Okay, fine. How much do you even make doing this... career path?"
Beomgyu smirked, leaning back in his chair like he was about to deliver the punchline to a joke. "Why? Thinking about joining the club?"
Heesung stiffened, turning back to his laptop in mock indignation. "Pfft, no. I'm just curious. Totally normal curiosity."
"Uh-huh," Beomgyu said, clearly unconvinced but letting it slide. "Anyway, it depends on how many you grab. Last time, I made 600 bucks."
Heesung's head snapped back toward him. "Six hundred dollars?! For panties?"
"Yup. But get this," Beomgyu continued, raising a finger, "Jake—you know Jake? The hot Australian dude?—he snagged 40 panties from the girls' dorm and made four thousand dollars. Four grand. Straight up." He let that sink in.
"And, bro, the competition's sponsored now. The 02 Alpha Liners are putting money behind it."
Heesung's jaw dropped. "Wait. There are sponsors for stealing underwear? What is this, the Panty Olympics?"
"Pretty much," Beomgyu said with a shrug. "But now it's trickier. Most of the girls are onto us, so it's getting harder. Locks on laundry room doors, hidden cameras, fake panties as traps... It's like Mission Impossible, but for underwear."
Heesung stared at his laptop, his business plan completely forgotten. A little voice in the back of his head whispered about all the things he could buy with $600. He pictured himself walking into the campus store and loading up on snacks, new clothes, maybe even upgrading his ancient laptop. Hell, 4,000 dollars? That was tuition and a trip to Jeju Island.
He glanced at Beomgyu, who was casually biting the steak like this whole thing was perfectly normal. "Four thousand, huh..."
Beomgyu smirked. "Told you. Don't knock it till you try it."
Heesung closed his laptop, deep in thought. "What's the... uh, strategy?"
"You are interested!" Beomgyu cackled, slapping the table. 
"Fuck you! I want to earn 600 bucks too!" Heesung snapped, glaring. "How dare you keep this from me? If I'd known, I wouldn't have busted my ass at the café for chump change!"
Beomgyu raised his hands defensively. "Okay, okay! My bad! I'm just a rookie, alright? Three months in the game. But I'll teach you, bro. Don't worry."
"Damn right, you will." Heesung popped a piece of steak into his mouth, chewing thoughtfully.
The steak giving him just enough energy to imagine himself prowling the laundry rooms like a panty ninja. He could almost taste the $600 already. Maybe if he bagged 20, he could treat himself to a fancy massage at that spa he always passed by. Hell, if he hit Jake's 40-panty mark, he could upgrade his whole lifestyle.
He is definitely joining and gonna grab that bag.
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“Damn these fuckers,” you mutter, glaring at your laundry basket. Half your panties are missing—again.
“It’s the fucking competition!” Chaewon screams, slamming her fist onto the counter of the dorm laundry shop. “I thought you said your security was better than this! Do you know how much I spend on panties every month?”
The shop owner sighs, clearly tired of this conversation.
“Miss, we’ve done everything we can. The competition is out of our control. The university refuses to get involved, and the police don’t take it seriously. They think it’s just some harmless club activity.”
“Harmless?!” Wonyoung shrieks, waving her empty laundry bag like a flag of war. “How is stealing panties harmless? Get better locks! Or guards! Or something!”
“We tried new locks,” the owner says, rubbing his temples. “The participants broke them. We can’t afford to keep replacing them.”
“Then install CCTVs!” Karina yells, pointing accusingly at the ceiling. “Track those bastards and turn them in! If we can’t report them for theft, go for property damage! Think smarter!”
You smack your palm against your forehead, sighing. Everyone’s yelling, tensions are high, and yet here you are, missing half your underwear. Again.
“The 28th is coming,” Giselle whines, dabbing at her eyes with fake tears. “God knows how many of them will show up this time. My favorite VS lingerie is gone forever! The one my boyfriend loves so much…”
“Here we go,” you mutter, rolling your eyes.
“…and now I can’t even get the hard fucking I deserve when I wear them!” Giselle cries dramatically, slamming her fists on the counter.
“God, TMI!” you snap, covering your ears.
“Hey, it’s not TMI!” Giselle protests. “This is important! I have a life, you know!”
“I just want my panties back,” Wonyoung groans, clutching her bag. “What kind of psycho steals this much underwear?”
The owner sighs louder, rubbing his face. “Miss, it’s a competition. There’s prize money. People will do anything for cash.”
“Prize money?!” Wonyoung shrieks. “You’re telling me some perverts are getting paid to steal my stuff?! Where’s the justice in this world?”
“Forget justice,” Karina mutters, cracking her knuckles. “We need revenge.”
“I thought leaving our laundry in the dorm was safe!” Chaewon shouts, throwing her hands up. “But last time, there were three guys lurking around, probably hoping the laundry room would be empty!”
“Three guys in our dorm?” Wonyoung gasps, biting her nails. “What if they come back? God knows what else they’ll try to do!”
Karina slams her hands on the counter. “That’s it. We need to set a trap.”
Everyone freezes. Then slowly, heads begin to nod in agreement.
“A trap…” Giselle whispers. “To catch the perverts in the act. Expose them to the whole university!”
You stare at them, dumbfounded. “You do realize they’re already getting smarter, right? They know we’re aware of their stupid competition. If they catch even a whiff of a trap, they’ll just get sneakier.”
Karina turns to you, narrowing her eyes. “What’s your point, genius?”
“My point is, you’re dealing with people who’ve probably been planning this for weeks. You think a bunch of laundry-room heists happen without some kind of strategy?”
“They’re stealing panties,” Chaewon says flatly. “I don’t think they’re masterminds.”
“Yeah, but we don’t even know who’s participating,” Wonyoung chimes in, pacing nervously. “It could be anyone. Anyone! How are we supposed to catch them if we don’t know who they are?”
“It’s only boys, though, right?” Giselle asks, crossing her arms. “I heard someone say it’s all guys.”
“That’s the rumor,” Chaewon agrees. “But they’re good at hiding it. No one knows who’s actually in it.”
“So they’re sneaky and shameless,” Karina says with a scowl. “Great. That’s just what we need.”
“And let’s not forget,” Giselle cuts in, her voice dramatic, “the 28th is coming. The stakes are always higher at the end of the month.”
“Why does this sound like some Hunger Games bullshit?” you mutter, massaging your temples.
“Because it is,” Chaewon snaps. “But with underwear. Our underwear! And if we don’t do something, we’ll keep losing our stuff.”
Karina nods decisively. “We’ll need bait. A decoy pair of panties. Something irresistible.”
“Are you kidding me?” you ask, glaring at her.
“What?” she says defensively. “It’s a good plan!”
“It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” you shoot back.
“No, it’s genius,” Giselle says, jumping in. “We lure them in, catch them red-handed, and BAM! Public humiliation!”
“Sure, if we don’t end up looking like idiots first,” you mutter, but no one’s listening anymore.
“Alright,” Karina declares. “Let’s get to work. We’re going to take those bastards down.”
You sigh, staring at the ceiling. This is going to end so badly.
“I’m going to get some fuck. This is stressing me out,” you say, throwing your hands up as you back away. Grabbing your laundry basket, you turn to leave.
Karina scoffs loudly, crossing her arms. “Are you even a girl’s girl? We’re literally planning a strategy to protect our panties, and you’re bailing on us?”
You shrug, pausing just long enough to glance back at her.
“I’m going to fuck and spy. I have a gut feeling about this,” you say, smirking as you turn away.
“You better get that dick and some information, girl!” Giselle shouts, raising her fist in support.
You throw her a mock salute before fully turning on your heel and walking out.
“Fuck, baby, yes!” Jake’s hips stutter, his grip on your hair tightening as you feel the familiar spurt of liquid hit your tongue.
You wipe your mouth with the back of your hand, a sly grin forming as you push him back onto the bed. Sliding onto his lap, you straddle him, feeling his body tense beneath you.
“Jake, miss me?” you whisper, grinding yourself against his oversensitive cock, teasing him further.
“Yes, baby, miss you so much—ohhh, fuck, I’m sensitive!” he whines, his hands gripping your hips hard enough to leave marks.
You chuckle, your lips brushing against the corner of his mouth.
“Did you see my panties? The green ones I wore last time we fucked?” you ask, your voice low and teasing as you slide him inside, a soft moan escaping both of you.
“Hmm, I don’t think so, baby,” he says, gripping your waist tightly as you start moving, slow and deliberate, feeling his breath hitch beneath you.
“What about the pink ones? The lacey pair you said you liked? A bunch of my panties are missing lately.”
His hands tighten on your waist, but his face remains neutral. “Missing? Nah, baby, I don’t know anything about that.”
You lean in, your lips grazing his jawline as you trail soft kisses along his neck. “You sure? You don’t know anything?”
His laughter comes out nervous, almost forced. “Why would I?”
“Are you stealing my panties, baby?” you ask dumbly, your pace quickening as you move on top of him.
“Ah! Fuck, no, baby! Why would I steal your panties?” he groans, gripping your hips as his thrusts meet yours.
“I don’t know,” you murmur, your tone teasing. “Maybe it’s a kink or something.”
He angles his thrusts perfectly, pulling a loud moan from you. “A kink?” he chuckles breathlessly, his hand sliding to your neck. “What do you think I am? A panty thief?”
“Maybe,” you tease, biting your lip as you ride him faster, his hands guiding your hips firmly. “You’ve heard about that dumb competition, haven’t you?”
His movements falter slightly, just enough to catch your attention.
“What competition, baby?” he asks, his voice low as his mouth moves to your chest, sucking and nibbling your nipples making you gasp.
"Hmm," you moaned, threading your fingers through his hair. "You sure you don't know? Some boys' competition... stealing panties for money?"
He groans, his teeth grazing your skin before pulling back. “Why would I need to steal, baby? You’d give me yours if I asked, wouldn’t you?”
“Depends,” you murmur, your hips grinding harder. “What if you were doing it for the prize?”
He laughs shakily, his hands gripping your waist tighter. “Prize, huh? Sounds like something desperate guys would do.”
You catch the flicker of something in his eyes before he kisses you, thrusting harder, scattering your thoughts.
“You’re dodging,” you whisper against his lips, your voice unsteady as he moves with relentless rhythm.
“Not dodging. Just focusing on more important things,” he says, flipping you onto your back, his cock driving into you faster, pulling loud cries from your throat.
Pleasure ripples through you, your body arching beneath him as his hand finds your clit, circling it perfectly. The tension snaps, and you cry out, thighs trembling around him as you lose yourself.
“Fuck, baby, so tight. G-gonna cum!" Jake groans, his pace faltering as he reaches his release, his grip firm as he gasps, spilling inside you.
When the heat subsides, you collapse back against the bed, Jake pulling you close. His lips brush your shoulder as his fingers trace lazy patterns along your side.
“You know,” he murmurs, his tone teasing, “I’ll just buy you new panties if you’re so worked up about the missing ones.”
You freeze for a moment before forcing a lazy laugh. “Missing? I just said they were like misplaced.”
Jake smirks, that maddeningly cocky grin tugging at his lips. “Same difference, right? They’re gone, baby. Doesn’t matter why.”
His hand drifts to your thigh, squeezing lightly. You trace his chest with your fingers, your mind racing.
“Do you know your favorite red ones? They’re gone too,” you say, sighing with feigned frustration as you lean back.
Jake raises an eyebrow. “Why would they do that?”
You let out an exaggerated groan. “I don’t know! Maybe it’s some dumb power move or a competition. Either way, it’s disgusting.”
“My red ones were my favorite. The ones with the bow? Gone,” you add, watching his expression.
Jake chuckles nervously, his fingers twitching slightly on your waist. “Your favorite red ones, huh? That’s... really too bad.”
“Yeah,” you hum. “Apparently, it’s all for some competition. Karina swears it’s a thing. Points, cash, whatever.”
Jake stiffens briefly before forcing a grin. “Competition? That sounds made-up. Who’d waste their time on something like that?”
“That’s what I said,” you murmur, dragging your fingers slowly across his chest.
Jake laughs again, but it’s tight. “People are crazy. What would they even do with them?”
You shrugged, keeping your tone light. "I have no idea. Probably keep them as trophies, or sell them, or..." you paused, pretending to think. "...burn them in some weird ritual."
Jake snorted, shaking his head. "They don't sell them. Burn them? Nah, that'd be stupid."
You stilled, hand pausing on his chest. "Oh? Then what do they do with them?"
Jake blinked, realizing what he'd said, but his grin quickly returned. "I don't know! I'm just saying, if they went through all that trouble, burning them would be a waste, right?"
"Hmm." you hummed thoughtfully, shifting closer. "So you do know something about it?"
Jake's smirk faltered for the briefest second before he let out a laugh, rubbing the back of his neck. "No, babe. Come on, I'm just making guesses here. Like I said, people are crazy."
"Right." you rolled onto your back with a sigh, pretending to let it go. "Still, it's creepy. And no one's getting their stuff back. You'd think, if they weren't total cowards, they'd just admit it—or at least return the panties."
Jake chuckled nervously, shifting beside me. "Or, you know... maybe they're waiting for the right time to give them back. Like after the 28th or something."
You froze. Realizing that you never said anything to him about the 28th.
"The 28th?" you repeated slowly, sitting up slightly to look at him.
His eyes widened, but he quickly covered it with a sheepish grin, pulling you back down beside him. "I'm just talking, babe. Forget it. You're thinking way too hard about this."
Your heart raced, suspicious with his statement, though you kept your face neutral, your voice soft. "Oh, I don't know. You sound like you know a lot about it for someone who doesn't care."
Jake kissed you, his lips warm and insistent as his hands roamed over your body, trying to shift the mood. "Babe, I care about one thing right now, and it's you."
His hands slid upward, squeezing your chest as his lips traveled down to your neck.
You got him. 
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7 minutes in heaven - shohei ohtani au
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summary: Y/N snoops around famous football player Shohei Ohtani’s locker in search for a scandal against his clean record but ends up in one herself.
tropes: friends with benefits, friends to lovers(?)
tw: *slight* smut, mentions of sex, oral (f receiving)
word count: 30,033K words (i'm SO sorry in advance holy shit)
hi! it's been a while. when i made this account, i vowed to write at least once a week but it had been so difficult this month juggling work, my chronic migraines, and seasonal depression (lol).
please note i did not proofread this so plsssss i apologize for grammar mistakes and inconsistencies!!
posting this on the last day of 2023, hoping to give everyone a good read before we welcome the new year. so thankful for this small space to try, linger and reset all over again. hope you had a very merry holidays with your loved ones.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.
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Locker Lockdown
At around thirty minutes past four in the afternoon, I skimmed the clubhouse for any signs of life. It was only the quiet that prevailed. Clear. 
I tiptoed my way towards the player locker room. I only had around ten minutes to locate the correct locker and take whatever I could find. Discovering the locker area to be empty and unguarded, I felt a surge of excitement. 
Six years later, I couldn’t get my big break and decided sports journalism could catapult me into somewhere big in the industry. This is my last chance to prove myself, otherwise I’d have to reconsider going back home and write Hallmark greeting card messages again. 
Shohei Ohtani’s jersey number is the number 17. Lucky bastard, after all these years and even after going through free agency, he got to keep his famous number, even at the cost of having their senior player give it up for him when he joined the football team. 
And here you might be wondering why I’m doing this aside from my sheer desperation to get an official spot in the workplace and not eat scraps of topics editors discarded for themselves. 
Some people are privileged to a fault.
And I hate seeing him on TV. Or on social media. Or his Colgate-white smile plastered all over my favorite beer and skincare brands. 
Some would say this is the TMZ tabloid level of writing. I say this is investigative journalism. Find out if the famous favorite son-in-law has any flaws of his own and wrap around a bowtie of hidden horrors of sports documentaries. 
And where else can we find this but in the athlete hotpot: their locker room.
I found Shohei’s locker right away as it was the tidiest locker among all on display, with nothing but brand-sponsored clothing hung neatly on the rack. He also donned the top shelf with some dog-eared self-help titles and vitamin bottles. While the rest of the athletes have pictures of their girlfriends, wives and their kids, Shohei has an unreleased polaroid selfie with his dog, Dekopin, just right beside his perfume bottles. Dekopin was looking away, captured in mid-yawn, with his ears raised, and Shohei, smiling into the camera with pursed lips and a snapback on.
I got so immersed into reading the ingredients of his vitamin bottles, trying to find anything remotely related to steroids, or any form of illegal bodily enhancements, that I didn’t notice footsteps from outside the hall.
“What are you doing here?” a voice loomed behind me and I dropped the diet supplement bottle in panic.
Only the sound of the bottle rattling could be heard as I locked eyes with Shohei Ohtani, tall and all muscular. His hair was sweaty and unkempt and his eyes held mild anger and confusion. After the bottle stopped rolling and settled somewhere on the floor between us, there was only silence and the cold sweat building up at my back. 
I swallowed hard. I planned everything from studying the stadium’s entrance and exit doors but I didn’t plan on bumping into him. Not like this. Not when I’m at the lowest level of the social hierarchy right now. 
I could only be ashamed. 
Brain still befuddled at the thought of getting caught, I urged my limbs and picked up the vitamin bottle and returned it back to Shohei’s locker. The plan was not to respond at all and run as fast as I could before the rest of his team arrived. That was the only way to keep whatever dignity I have left. 
“I said, what are you doing here?” He caught my arm mid-exit and pulled me back, tightening his grip. 
“Let go of me.” I struggled to keep my balance and the way my voice wavered was no help at all. 
Shohei saw the camera slung over my shoulder and looked back at me, realization hitting him.
“Y/N, are you a sports journalist now? And were you looking through my stuff?” he said, sounding almost disappointed. 
“That’s none of your business. Let go of me.” I kept my voice steady but his grip only tightened. The sides of my eyes slowly formed tears. 
“What tabloid media do you work for? I should report you. Would you like that? What a shame you’ll be banned from all the games now, right? You nasty journalists just won’t keep your noses away from my business.” he took my camera and deleted all the photos I took of the contents of his locker. I tried to leap for it but he was obviously inches taller than I was and I was no match for that.
“I don’t write tabloid news. If I was, my name would have been all over TV by now.” I grabbed the camera from him and sighed morosely at the lost media. A day’s work is all lost.
“My boss gave me a green light to do a documentary about the team. And the star player.” I wiggled my fingers in front of him, as if to emphasize the word “star” in front of him.
“I came here assuming you and the other players would be here for an interview but no one was around yet. So I hung around a bit and took interest in your nutritional supplements.” Lie after lie after lie. I gritted my teeth and faked a smile. The most convincing lie I’ve learned on almost all my failed dates and relationships was to stroke a man’s ego and have him talk about all the things he is interested in, making him divert his attention to something else. 
“You’ve got really good, um, vitamins for muscle recovery there. Maybe that’s why you got so big and strong, right?.” He looked at me dubiously, nodding responsively to be polite. If he took the bait, then he is obviously just like any other guy I’ve ever met. 
“I mean, I guess? I’ve been doing deadlifts so–”
Approaching footsteps and faint voices were heard from the hall. Shohei pushed me toward the opposite end of the hall, where the showers were located. 
“Wha–” I started but was shut up when he pushed me further into the back of the shower room, swiping the doors closed. 
“Shut up if you don’t want to be caught.” He growled and I recoiled back into the tiled corner. On top of me was the almost rusting shower head who had seen better days, and two bottle pumps for shampoo and body wash. 
Voices and conversations were starting to fill in the locker room that was empty only a few seconds ago. The voices of men echoed through the shower rooms.  You could hear the sound of water turning on from neighboring shower stalls, laughter and tired conversation in the locker area. We were surrounded.
Shohei could be heard laughing with his mates while blocking the door to the shower room I was hiding in. 
“Are you using that, Sho? I could use a hot shower right now.” one of his teammates said. 
“Uh, no, I was just about to use this room, sorry.” he said, almost hesitating. After a few seconds, he entered the shower room and started undressing. 
I widened my eyes and shot him daggers. When he unhooked his shirt from his armholes, I was rendered speechless. 
He had the body sculpted by the gods with his wide shoulders and large pecs that glinted under the light. How could someone look handsome and beautiful at the same time? 
So when Shohei reached for the waist belt of his pants down, I didn’t know why I had choked on a silent scream. I looked away, embarrassed to have reacted like an inexperienced teenager. I have seen and have been with naked men before. This should be nothing new to me and my level. Or so I thought.
I stole a glance at Shohei, who was slowly walking towards me (or to the showerhead, where I stood under, obviously)  in only his boxers on, gazing at me in wild amusement.
We were almost inches apart from each other, foreheads almost touching, breaths almost converging, if you may. If I stand on my tiptoes, I would be almost at his eye-level and I could peck him on the lips if I wanted to. 
If I wanted to.
“Sorry, but I need to shower or someone else will try to take this stall.” His voice broke my salacious thoughts. He looked at me and turned the shower on.
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, I’m supposed to. Aren’t I? I just got off practice and I stink.” He said almost sarcastically.
“So I’m supposed to just watch you bathe and hope I get out here alive?” Water slowly dripped into my shirt, soaking my chest and exposing a bit of my underwear. 
“If you didn’t sneak in here, we wouldn’t have this problem.” He concluded and pursed his lips, not looking at me. 
“Shohei? You okay? You sound like you’re talking to someone.” a familiar voice floated into the shower room.
“It was a video on my phone that I forgot to pause, Ippei-san.” Shohei’s face turned red but recovered quickly, glaring at me. 
“Oh, well then, I thought you finally had a girl in there. I was wrong.” Ippei laughed.
Shohei started lathering body wash on his body at the slowest pace possible. His hands glided through his chest, stomach, and into the dick he’s restraining inside his boxers. Simply having this view had me almost whimpering. If it had been another day, I would have obviously enjoyed this, having a sexy man bathe in front of me, because who wouldn’t? But under my circumstances, I’m only fairly annoyed at being a flustered, hot mess and I couldn’t do anything about it. 
“Oh, fuck, now you got me wet.” I blurted a little loudly as the water splashed and got into my socks. 
Shohei’s widened and panicked eyes shot at me.
In between those short seconds, Shohei was able to respond quicker than my brain could. He had faked a laugh and said loudly, “Well, that’s awkward, the video keeps on playing on its own. Let me turn my phone off instead.” gaining laughter from outside the shower area and then reaching for the small of my neck and closed whatever space was seen between us. 
Based on what I had learned in self-defense training, my initial bodily reaction should have been this: If someone is coming at you from the front, a groin kick may deliver enough force to paralyze your attacker, making your escape possible. 1. Stabilize yourself as best you can. 2. Lift your dominant leg off the ground and begin to drive your knee upward. 3. Extend your dominant leg, drive hips forward, slightly lean back, and kick forcefully, making contact between your lower shin or ball of your foot and the attacker’s groin area.
Instead, when his lips touched mine, I felt my arms throw around his neck and pulled him closer. They say we’re all beggars for something, and this indulgence I had let myself be greedy for. 
When his lips reached mine, I parted like the Red Sea almost immediately, welcoming him and everything that he could offer: the taste of his tongue on my mouth, the smell of honey orange and apricot from his body wash seeping through my nose as I peppered kisses on his chest, and his obviously hard dick grinding against my stomach. When I palmed him, he managed a low growl and caught my wrists.
“Not here.” he groaned.
I pushed my head back inquiringly, both of us breathing too hard. 
“I have no condom,” he tucked a wet strand of hair behind my ear. Under the dim bathroom light, I could see his face and chest were flushed. “Next time?”
“Well, usually when two old friends meet after a fall out in college, they just catch up and have coffee.” I said.
He laughed and said quietly, “Okay, so I owe you.”
“The coffee or the protected sex?” 
“Uh, it could go a lot of ways.” Before he could say more, I palmed him through his boxer shorts and looked up at him, trying to find his limit.
Shohei bit his own lip and tugged the roots of my hair in a bundle, pulling and tugging from the pleasure. To keep himself from making such ungodly hot sounds, he pushed his tongue down my throat and thrusted his hips back and forth against my hand.
As if to make it even, he unclasped my bra and sucked on my already soaked breasts, a satisfied groan slipped from me. We both pulled and pushed and sucked and kissed each other in the crevices the shower splatters couldn’t reach, silencing the moans before it could escape us.  
In that brief and elating moment, while we muted the noise from unsuspecting people, we smothered each other’s groans and reached our highs in the quietest, most pleasurable way possible. 
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7 minutes of heaven
It’s strange how I always find myself in the most ridiculous situations. 
The next few occasions that I’d meet Shohei would be wordless and timed interactions in enclosed spaces. We’d see each other in public and pretend we didn’t know each other but slip each other notes of the next place we’d secretly meet. It all felt strangely exhilarating to keep a secret like a fifteen year old would, with all the sneaking and running. 
We’ve explored almost every nook and cranny of the stadium, discovering hidden spots of our rendezvous. We’d meet up in a different bathroom and he’d push me on my back while he fucks me repeatedly on the bathroom sink. Pre-game preps meant I gave him blowjobs in his manager’s office hours and hours before everyone even arrived. 
Of course, when we ran out of places to hide, we’d go as far as looking for the next empty parking lot and tried to fuck each other noiselessly.
“So when can I take you out for dinner?” he had asked one day, when he dragged me out to meet with him around after midnight. I wouldn’t let him inside my apartment and I refused to do the deed in his either, so he’d bring me to places that only us knew, to fuck, to kiss, sometimes to talk, but more often, to drive each other’s pleasure and only that. 
Because god forbid we both catch feelings and lose the fun, right?
So no talking, no sharing of personal details, no anything. 
We were in an empty parking lot, away from the lampposts and streetlights. Shohei had made sure that we were well hidden in the dark. 
He had his legs spread while sitting on the driver’s seat. His hands, warm and wide, rested on my hips and thighs, lightly urging me to ride him slowly.
Soft RNB music played on the stereo, it was a quiet, still night. It was both our day off so he had wanted us to chill and take the sex slowly.
Slow meant gazing at each other’s eyes–gaze, not look–with endearment or adoration, not lust or pleasure. Slow meant thinking the unthinkable thoughts. Slow meant being vulnerable while coming undone.
And I don’t want the slow and quiet moments. I wanted the fast and rough with no time to talk, gaze or even think, just one hundred percent fun and debauchery. 
“Mmm. Maybe when you show me your photos,” I avoided the question but I also knew Shohei would never show me the photos he had taken–past and present. Even when we had been buddies for an entire semester, he had, not once, shown me his portfolio. 
“So probably never, right?” he gazed up at me with his creamy brown eyes, hands caressing my stomach lightly. 
“Probably,” I muttered and with that he had gripped my thighs tightly and moved his hips upwards to meet me. I moaned when he hit me in the right spots. Any sign of softness he had shown a few moments ago was gone, and only the roughness and unsettling disconnection remained. 
This particularly fine day, I would be standing at the mercy of his mouth. He had dragged me to an empty storage room in the east wing of the stadium, hours after practice. According to him, the area stands the exact opposite from the lockers so most people hardly come by. How he had found out about this, I had no idea. 
He was kneeling in between me, my right leg hooked on his shoulder, giving him more access and my hands tugged at the strands of his hair every time he licked my sensitive clit. 
Shohei’s tongue grazing against me had left me quivering in delight. He stands up and kisses me, giving me a taste. My fingers started unbuckling his belt when he felt his phone vibrate. 
“Oops, Ippei’s looking for me.” He pockets his phone, looking forlorn, as if telling me he didn’t really want to go yet. “See you again next time?”
“Yours or mine?” I had asked, brushing up and straightening my wrinkled dress. And when I realized what I had done, Shohei’s eyes shot up and he beamed widely. 
“I just– I- I want a proper night with sex, you know.” I explained, trying to sound nonchalant. “It’s so uncomfortable having to go commando at work after you had just literally sucked the life out of my vagina, Sho.”
“Mmm-hmm.” He smiled even more.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Okay.”
“Okay?” 
“What? Fuck off.” By this time, my face felt hot and had probably looked red like a tomato, which probably amused Shohei even more. 
“Your place, then. I’ll call you.” he gives me one last kiss then heads out first, leaving me a dazed and pulsating mess.
A shrill sound knocked me awake. It felt like seven thousand screaming hungry babies in my ear, bouncing off around my brain like a pinball. 
I looked at the digital clock on the bedside table and saw the time glinting behind the glass: 8:41 PM. I must've fallen asleep after taking a half day off from work, feeling nauseous and slightly feverish. It seemed that whatever body malaise that I have been carrying inside me earlier had sprung into a full-blown ailment.
 I pushed my body up and walked groggily to the source of my misery. 
Someone was buzzing the doorbell and repeatedly pounding on the door. Great.
“If you’re not dead or dying behind this door, you’re about to be.” I croaked harshly, throat burning; putting all my remaining energy in pulling the door open. I was greeted by an extremely tall man with frantic brown eyes, searching my face.
“Oh, thank fucking god. I’ve been knocking for half an hour.” he wrapped me in a tight hug, I almost collapsed. Partly because of the throbbing headache and overall discomfort that I already felt, but hugely because of the warm minty scent of Shohei Ohtani. 
“Jesus, you’re burning up!”
“What are you doing here?” I said, struggling in his grip, his face resting on the curve of my neck. “You’re not supposed to be here.”
“You don’t text someone ‘at least i’ll die happy today knowing that my last meal was shoyu ramen’ and then not fucking reply after.” We were still standing by the entrance, his face now angled towards me, a look of concern or anger mixed in his face, I couldn’t tell. My cerebral cortex functions seemed to have shut down after witnessing this unexpected tenderness. 
“Medicine knocked me down cold.” I shrugged weakly. 
Shohei pulled me into the bedroom and tucked me back in, apologizing for his intrusion, putting down plastic bags of what seemed to be groceries on the kitchen counter, and went back to lightly scolding me for proper texting etiquette to family and friends, to anyone really. That my dark humor doesn’t translate well in messages and that I could have really died and people would think I’m joking but really, he got so scared that he went here as fast as he could.
I don’t remember much but in between fever dreams and my ibuprofen haze, I faintly remember the savory taste of rice porridge exploding in my mouth, the constant dabbing of a cold towel on my face, neck and chest, sometimes, my back, too; the smell of rubbing alcohol and a large, gentle, almost loving touch. 
I don’t remember much but in between waking up in the darkness and stone-cold silence, I remember soft forehead kisses until I drifted back to sleep; of big strong arms enclosing me into a big embrace, as if to tell me, you can put your guard down now. you are safe here. 
I don’t remember much from coming in and out of slumber, but I remember thinking: wouldn’t it be nice if this wasn’t a dream?
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Reset
In the end, I quit sports media on my own volition and got into a friend’s ceramics house. I have always had a thing for ceramics and sculpting as early as college, where I had met my then-professor and now friend–who happens to be the owner of mentioned ceramics house. She had always praised me and encouraged me to join her when she first opened the shop, but as someone who had musings for writing at the time, I politely declined and pursued, you guessed it, journalism. 
I’ve always been good at writing, no doubt, from the way professors always had a good word for me, but I always seem to get into the wrong places every time. Time moves fast if you’re a journo, if you’re slow, then the news is rehashed news, it would just be a late-night recap at a midnight slot that no one is ever awake to watch. 
Here, inside her shop, it was quiet, and time moved slowly. I can get into my laziest clothes and no one bats an eye. I can finally retire my stilettos and straight cut blazers. 
It was all so going well. The customers were always mid-twenties who got interested in our social media marketing of creating your own mugs and other ceramics and always came in in groups, duos, and solos. 
Slowly, I realized that not everyone gets to the places they want. Even when you work blood and sweat for it. Not all were built like, say, Shohei Ohtani, whose talent was recognized early and afforded him an automatic slot in the big leagues.
Some are born to be big icons and some, like the rest of us, are meant for smaller, softer spaces. I get that now. It finally felt like I was in the right place and pace. 
All this positivity and good timing felt all too good to be true and been proven accurate when the scandal blew up. 
Shohei Ohtani photographed exiting his LA apartment with a woman in his arms.
Shohei Ohtani’s rumored girlfriend receives backlash from fans: READ MORE
EXCLUSIVE: More photographs of Shohei Ohtani and rumored girlfriend driving away in his Porsche
Rumored girlfriend of Shohei Ohtani: Who is She?
When I say it was everywhere, I meant it exploded right in front of our faces like a million confetti, falling and twirling fast. It was unstoppable. It was inevitable.
I felt my limbs go numb when I read the morning news. There in bold and black letters was the headline, my name and a clear photo of me holding Shohei’s arm, smiling. A certain news outlet had gotten juice of us and our secret hideouts and had spread all over social media like wildfire. You know what’s funnier? The media outlet that released this was my previous employer. The same company that asked me to snuff out a controversy. While I had failed to give them the news they wanted, I had unintentionally brought them an exclusive that wrote my entire name–and face–off the map and potentially ruined Shohei Ohtani’s clean record. 
Shohei Ohtani, despite his happy-go-lucky and passive demeanor, was a very serious and straight-laced person. I already knew this in university but I got to see more of this side of him when we had started the fucking thing. Even though I had clearly told him that I didn’t want any strings attached, it was unavoidable to give and receive bits and pieces of each other when we’re not naked. 
I  did enjoy talking to Shohei under the sheets. His ingenious ideas and the way he talked about the things he adored spilled all over him, like afternoon sunlight streaming in between curtains, making way even through the small spaces to cast his light. I basked into this warmth as much time allowed me, because who knows when I can experience the glow of his presence again after all the chaos. 
He was exactly like the golden hour: a warm afternoon orange luminescence that usually only stays for ten to fifteen minutes a day. If you wait too long to look up, he disappears quickly as he goes, leaving only the faint orange, yellow and pink hues chasing after him before the black of the night takes over you. 
Well, now the fairytale has run its course and the sun has set to announce that golden hour is over. Night has finally fallen on me and I’m feeling scared and alone.
The first thing I did was to grab as much stuff as I could and put them all in my luggage and filed for an indefinite leave. 
As if like clockwork, my phone rang and saw Shohei’s name on the caller ID. I didn’t answer. I couldn’t. What could I possibly say to him? That I used him just for the clicks and the views? That after all this time we spent together, he would realize that I am still the same despicable, scathing piece of garbage who’d trample on anyone just for a few cents?
So I don’t answer. Even when he calls back again and again and leaves me twenty or more messages by the hour. I turned my phone off. The latest message from Ohtani coming up on the notifications bar read, “Where are you?” before the screen flashed to black. 
I have nothing but my pride left. I’d like to keep it that way.  In such a way, I was embarrassed, too. I thought I finally had something to brag about. A job that I actually liked and enjoyed, a peaceful mind, and the possibility of liking a guy who had shown me nothing but kindness. 
And because I couldn’t handle all of this, I handled it like I have always handled things: I ran away like a coward. 
I rode a bus without reading its destination card and let it drive me away as far as it could, to someplace where no one knew me or Shohei Ohtani, or had any idea about the news. 
The bus drove away and I never looked back. 
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Waiting Until My Spring Comes Again: Shohei’s POV
Just like that I lost her. She wasn’t even mine to begin with. 
When the news broke out, I was so furious that I wanted to drive to the news outlet that published the article and give them a piece of my mind. I knew my blind rage would have done more damage so I didn’t.
Instead, I looked for her and wanted to let her know that whatever happens, I won’t drop her just like that. That I’m willing to acknowledge the rumors and make it official, if she wanted to. 
I’ve always been open to the idea of taking it to the next level with her but every time I broached the subject, she would change the topic, get into a foul mood, or try to pick a fight with me. Which I found endearing. She’s so adorable when she pouts. And when she pushes her luck thinking a five foot four girl like her can withstand someone as tall as me. 
I just can’t help but laugh and feel a flutter in my stomach. She’s someone who has been adorable and held a special corner in my heart. 
Y/N’s face was so expressive and whatever emotion she was in it would always be evident on her face. When she’s happy, a dimple on her cheek shows up. When she’s feeling sad or down, she’d look downcast and would prefer that you leave her alone. When she’s thinking about something deep, she would chew on her lower lip and always had a blank almost unfocused stare. Despite her many faces, I’m sure as hell that I love all of them. I wanted to be by her side when all this shit happened, I wanted to see which face she was making. Is she pissed like I was? Is she sad? I wouldn’t know. The moment her number didn’t connect after I had tried reaching her, I already knew that she was avoiding me. 
I lost count of how many messages I had sent her, of how many missed calls and voicemails I left her. She was unreachable. She gave me her spare key so when I tried visiting her apartment, it was empty. 
She was gone. 
And only the traces of her lingered in her apartment. Her unwashed mug with leftover stale coffee was on the kitchen counter, specks of lipstick staining the mouth. Dirty clothes hanging on her bathroom door, forgotten and unwashed. The peachy scent of her purifier that always latches on to her clothes whenever we go out. Her unread books on her coffee table, some dog eared and annotated. 
Everything that I love about her is here except for her and I miss her. 
For the next couple of days, I dodged the media and focused on training, playing and practicing. Those three over and over again. I tried to not think about her and lose sleep because of her. An athlete’s wellbeing is connected to quality sleep. 
But she was everywhere I went. Pieces of her were scattered all over the places I avoided, and it was my fault really, for bringing her to places we usually hid. For hoping that someday, the secrets we hid would be our stories to tell. Now I just let her memories rot inside my heart, where she should be. 
I thought it would be easier when you just let it slip by but the more days that passed without seeing her, the more I feel a gnawing pain in my heart. She had sucked all my sunlight and took it all away with her. 
I want her back. 
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My Answer is You
Eleven days. It took me nine days to realize running away was a bad idea. 
When I first got off the bus, I thought the place looked familiar. Turns out, I rode the bus to my hometown, to the very south and the last bus stop until it turned around to go back to the city. 
When I appeared in front of my mom–the first time in a long time–she had immediately said, “Did something in the city?”
The moment she asked, I broke down in tears. She shushed and consoled me while I cried like a little kid. Like the way I had bawled to her when my first boyfriend broke up with me, or when my love birds died from illness, the other from loneliness. 
It feels like I would die of loneliness, Mom. I had said.
Did he really say that? Did he tell you that it’s over? She cooed.
I was embarrassed to admit to my mom that no, Shohei had never told me anything because I had shut him out even before I could give him the chance. But what if that call was already the end of it all? What if answering his call meant exactly what I had thought. That would shatter me more. 
So, no, Mom, you can call your daughter a coward but in her heart, it’s all over. 
The next forty-eight hours at home was a blur. After feeding me with what feels like a day’s worth of homemade dishes, she made me wash the dishes, clean my old room, and the living room as well. And when that wasn’t enough, she made me go with her to the night market and bought whatever seafood she could find to feed me. 
Is this what you did when Dad left? I wanted to ask her. Did you go around acting as normal while nursing a wounded heart? Did you go all through that facade just to show me that you were strong for the both of us?
She had her back to me, her hands pale and creased with age, showing signs of passage of time and her hardwork to put me to school. I know she was trying to make me busy to keep my mind off of Shohei. I’m not sure if she fully understands the scandal but she was trying her best to keep my head above the water. Probably just like how she always did. 
I wish I was strong like you, Mom. 
On the fourth and fifth day, she had let me work under the sun harvesting corn. Which I absolutely despised. I had to wear sun hats and these jumpers to cover myself from the heat. 
“It’s cheap labor for letting you stay and eat my food,” she said when I complained. “Tomorrow, you’ll help me sell these at the market.”
As the days grew idly by, I’ve grown more accustomed to rising early and eating less meat and more vegetables. I willingly went out of the sun more to do housework, like hanging clothes, watering Mom’s plants, however, I was still not willing to harvest her vegetables, which she made me do a lot. When I say a lot, it means everyday since then. 
On the eleventh morning, I woke up earlier than usual and found my mom already awake. She busied herself with a cup of coffee. 
“Good morning, mom.” I yawned, grabbing my own mug. 
“After breakfast, pack your things and go back to the city.” She said quietly.
“Huh?” I’m not sure I heard her right. Is she kicking me out?
She pushed today’s newspaper into my hands and pointed at an article. An article shows a picture of Shohei smiling at the camera, behind him was a framed candid photo of me turning my head just in time when the camera clicked, I was wearing a sleeveless shirt, a shawl draped over my shoulders, and the wind blowing my hair and covering my face slightly. Just by looking at the photo, it looked like a time when Shohei and I drove to the beach. He had brought his camera and took a lot of photos. 
The article said, “Portfolio on Love: Shohei Ohtani’s Photographs Displayed for A Cause.”
“....and when the powerhouse athlete gets a day off, he plays around his camera and takes photos of anything, everywhere. He reveals Insider Today that for the first time ever, he is displaying his portfolio to the public at the Grand City Museum starting today until the 31st of the month, with the theme of “hello, love, are you there?”
“...’I don’t know how else to define love but this. I hope when the public sees this, they will instantly know that my photographs are a reflection of my love,’ he said.
“When asked if this was a confirmation to the rumors flying around recently, he just smiled sadly and said, "I'm hoping that this answers everyone’s questions, especially hers.”
“If your face is plastered on all of the newspapers, it wouldn’t make sense to stay here longer.” Mom said after a while. She had finished her breakfast and took them away to the sink.
“It doesn’t end well if you’re too afraid, my darling.” she said, not looking at me. “To love and to be hurt is to be brave. If it doesn’t work out after facing him, then by all means. Come home. My doors are always open for you. And I will feed you rice cakes while you harvest my corn.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. She wasn’t a hugger but welcomed my hug and patted me on the shoulders. “Now go, before all the chismosas wake up and corners you.”
I packed my bags and left home, my heart pieced back together. It was not wrong to go home and seek shelter. What I did wrong was leaving Shohei all alone when he took most of the fall. 
Five hours, one taxi ride, and a ten minute walk later, I arrived at the city museum, nervous, anxious, feeling a little lightheaded and hesitant. I wiped my sweaty palms and got inside. 
It was not as packed as I had expected, probably because it was a little over after lunch, though there was still a relatively big crowd overall. 
When I stepped into the hall featuring Shohei’s displays, I felt a surge of emotion. It was a collection of all the photographs of his loved ones. In a black and white collection, he had photographed his parents holding hands while walking in the snow, a photo of his dog sleeping idly on his couch, a photo of the football stadium in a wide angle shot, showing Ippei and the rest of his teammates playing a warm up game before practice. 
When I turned to a corner, that’s when I saw it. There were multiple frames hanging intricately on one side, showing all of the photos he took of me. One during university days, where I was showing him a strangely large eggplant during our photo walks at the market. There was another with me looking at him angrily for reasons I couldn’t remember, and a more recent one, in the middle, where he was holding my hand while I walked forward, back facing the camera. 
On the metal plate below were words that read in cursive: “2009–present. Moments of love that I hold dear.”
At that moment, tears had started rolling down my cheek and I couldn’t help but sob. The onlookers nearby started moving away, probably weirded out by the sudden burst of emotion over some piece of art.
They weren’t just pieces of art. These were moments when Shohei and I were together and maybe realized that it was love.
By then, someone on my left offered a handkerchief and I gingerly took it, wiping my tears-strewn face. I muttered an apology for ruining the fabric.
“This is not the first time someone cried in front of my photographs. Some were absolutely heartbroken after seeing them.” a man’s voice said. And that reeled me back as I turned around and saw Shohei standing in front me.
“I knew this would lure you back,” he said, smiling.
His face was a little gaunt and tired. He had dark circles around his eyes that I’ve never seen before. I could only look at him and he looked back. I had so many things I wanted to say to him, so many things I wanted to explain but he spoke first and said:
“Did you get a tan?” he started, raising an eyebrow.
“I-I was harvesting corn!” I said, covering my face with both hands. I didn’t even have the time to put on makeup or a swab of lipstick and that’s the first thing he notices.
He took my hands and held them tightly against his chest. “No one looks this beautiful even after harvesting corn.”
“Shut up,” I said looking away.
He tipped my chin and held my face. “Let’s start again, shall we?” 
I raised an eyebrow in question.
“Hi, my name is Shohei Ohtani. I’m an athlete and an amateur photographer sometimes. I’ve been in love with the girl in the photographs since forever.”
I managed a smile and laced my hands around his neck. “Hi, I’m a ceramics maker and sometimes, a farmer, you should see the corn I harvest. You look so familiar. I think you look like my future boyfriend.”
His eyes perked up and laughed at our silly little game. He went in for a kiss and I obliged, feeling safe and brave in his arms.
Let them take the damn photographs and write the articles all they want, but they could never take my sunshine away ever again. 
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Big Red
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Ethan had been my boyfriend for years, and it seemed as if I were locked in with him, even going as so far as to make life plans. We communicated and understood what each other wanted out of a relationship, we truly meshed. We had been friends since childhood, and when I came out to him, he did as well, and that was history. He would grow to become your classic student-athlete, playing every sport he could, and having tons of extracurriculars. I did band and orchestra, and adored science.
As we got to senior year of high school, I noticed something weird. Ethan would focus on the gym more and more, and he would comment on how "small" he was, comparing himself to everyone else. No matter how much I would reassure him, he always felt small, comparing himself to the biggest in the gym, who were usually grown men. My protests fell on deaf ears, however, and he became hell-bent on becoming bigger.
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When we got into freshman year of college, he would be at his worst when it came to his perception of his body, and that came because of his new frat president, Jaime. He joined Greek life as he felt it was a way to build bonds. The president was the biggest guy in the frat, and would constantly show his dominance over Ethan, calling him a "bitchboy" and "Little Red." I tried to keep his mood up, but it was clear he was at a low.
We were set to go to a Christmas party held by his frat, and as I get dolled up, he comes to pick me up, feeling good and generally optimistic. When we get to the party, the pledges at the gate eye me up, and I glare at them back. As the night goes on, I feel the need to stave off sobriety, so I decided to go to get a white claw from the bar. The frat guy running the bar hands me a drink and points to my left, I immediately notice the president himself walking up to me, and telling me to "come upstairs."
The walk up two flights of stairs was definitely difficult, but as we make it up, I notice a couple of the other brothers and Ethan. The president takes off his shirt and looks over at Ethan. "We don't do hazing, but just know I can always take your bitch!" As he says this, he pulls my head down to his boxers and pulls them down, beckoning me to suck his cock. As I look at Ethan pleadingly, he stares straight at the president, with a look that could kill him dead. I was ashamed after that night, but Ethan continued to reassure me, and said, "It's just how the frat rolls."
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I soon became responsible for building his diet, and because I was planning on becoming an Exercise Science major, he would jokingly call himself my "guinea pig" as I would test diets and exercise methods on him. He got bigger fast, almost too fast. He started lifting more and became obsessed with his body, we barely even talked as he would spend most of his days in the gym.
We got our own apartment off-campus, and I would still try to cook for him, and he would show his appreciation by fucking my brains out. Things were still great, though, and even as he spent most of his days in the gym, he would still make time for me.
Next year, he would become frat president, and Jaime would seemingly disappear, as he would stay a regular member. Ethan was the ultimate jock now, and he would use me whenever he wanted, calling me his "good boy."
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One morning, I saw a new story post from Ethan's account. The guy in the background looks familiar, and as I search for his account, I realize it was the same guy at the party. I swipe up and ask, "Who's the guy taking ur pictures?" Ethan tells me, "I have this bitchboy taking my pictures just to be near my alpha pheromones." A realization hits me as I look closer at the photos, the guy taking the photos was none other than Jaime. Now, the guy who once towered over Ethan was taking his photos.
When I get back to our apartment that night, I see no other than Ethan in the living room, and he tells me to sit down. He explains that the sudden growth he achieved was because he took muscle from the president. As his alpha pheromones strengthened, he took more and more muscle from the frat members, until he became the biggest. Little Red was now Big Red, the most dominant guy in the frat, and the main jock of the school.
Now, he had beckoned me to his feet. I was to worship him now. He would lean back casually into the couch as I sucked on his cock slowly. Climbing up onto his cock filled me with joy, and as I bounce up and down on it, I would moan into the air, even as he would take his massive hands to block my mouth from moaning. He was laser-focused on fucking me, grunting, and pushing my body on his cock. His alpha pheromones flood my body, and I get even wetter.
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He took pride in dominating me, and it felt as if he was letting out his rage at Jaime on me. I knew he wasn't really mad at me, but he certainly fucked like he was. His cock filled my whole completely, and he had to stuff it in as it was so massive. Cum filled my hole as he slammed my ass against his cock with his arms, and his dick would throb in my ass, getting cum deep in me.
I rolled over to the other side, and he hugs against me with just his boxers on. As I try to settle to sleep after he ravaged my hole, I feel a hard throb against my ass. Soon, his cock is peeking through his boxers, and by the time I look back, he's staring at me with hungry eyes, and I get wet once more. Looking at him, I can tell he's in a full rut, and he won't stop until he cums as much as it takes.
His cock slides in and out of me, and my body buckles against it. He puts my body into a full bear hug and rams his cock in and out of me. His hands go over my mouth once again, suppressing my moans. We fuck until cum is all over my body, and I lay near him, as he has finally ravaged me completely.
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I dreamed of him, he was mine, and our memories together just kept expanding. Waking up in his bed, I get a familiar feeling, and look over to see Ethan gone. As I look around, I see him in the bathroom biting at my thong, "Nice thong, I see you went with green, a shame you’re not getting it back." I blush at the comment and use the comforter to cover myself as I get ready, next to Big Red himself.
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