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Followers of my main or of Floral's blog are receiving danmei dash cleanse if this would be a service to anybody else

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i had op blocked so ray’s rebloggathon was tragically Absent from my dash but now that i caught up, *hyeju voice* el oh el

[cramathonn]

Masterpost

Status: CLOSED!

Hello, dear stranger on Tumblr. You may call me Cramathonn or Cram. I am just a silly guy who wants to write about his favorite characters casually, accepting requests every now and again. I prefer to be referred to with he/they/it pronouns, eventually the neos bomb/bombself.

Instead of sharing the fandoms of which I will most likely write/yap about, I will share the characters in specific, for I find it easier and less stressful for myself. That way, I won't feel obligated to write for charactes I'm not that interested in.

I will write for gender neutral and male readers only. However, when requesting nsfw scenarios, please do specify if the reader is afab or amab, solely for clarification and to make my writing experience easier. If not specified, I shall try my utmost to make it as generalized as possible.

However, if you desire to see some of my art, please go back to the main blog, @cram-cram ! I have recently wiped its history so uhhh yeah. An archive blog is tagged on the intro post if you wanna see my old stuff tho!

Without further ado, back to this blog and the info about what I write:

Green means go

★Fluff, angst and NSFW are all game

★Gore is on the table (be aware for my gore writing is VERY explicit)

★In NSFW content, majority of kinks are ok, the ones I won't do will be specified later

★Platonic and romantic scenarios

★Poly relationships!

★Monster x human

★Heavy subjects such as abuse and mental health (all with their due care and respect)

Red means stop

† Dubcon and noncon are a no go

† Watersports and age regression are a red in NSFW (if more surface, they will be added here)

† Very big age gaps! No thank you!

† Incest (not even stepcest)

† Character x character (more of a "don't feel like it" type of thing)

As for writing styles, you might get a drabble, a headcanon or a one shot. It all depends on my mood and how packed that week/day is for me. Please be aware that I am a college student and have a job, so I will be very very slow with publishing stuff.

Sensitive subjects will be properly tagged, so please pay attention as to not trigger yourself.

Now, finally, the list of characters I am currently obsessed with and desperately want to write about/read about. The sources to which they belong to will be in parentheses.

The menu

Billy Kid (ZZZ)

Anton Ivanov (ZZZ)

Grace Howard (ZZZ)

Alexandrina Sebastiane (ZZZ)

Seth Lowell (ZZZ)

Qingyi (ZZZ)

Piper (ZZZ)

Pompey (ZZZ)

Lighter (ZZZ)

Soukaku (ZZZ) [PLATONIC ONLY]

Wise (ZZZ)

Kafka Hibino (KN8)

Reno Ichikawa (KN8)

Iharu Furuhashi (KN8)

Meursault (Limbus Company)

Heathcliff (Limbus Company)

Gregor (Limbus Company)

Rodion (Limbus Company)

Welt Yang (HSR)

Kafka (HSR)

Kuro Kiryu (ES)

Rinne Amagi (ES)

Scar (WuWa)

Yuanwu (WuWa)

Yinlin (WuWa)

Xiangli Yao (WuWa)

These are the characters for now. This list will be constantly updated, with additions and removals always being a possibility, so please do keep an eye out! If you want to check if I write for a character, don't be afraid to ask! I tend to be rather forgetful, so ask away.

If you simply want my take on a headcanon you have about one of the aforementioned characters, please do send them! I love debating about headcanons and sharing my thoughts (I am a yapper at heart)

There will be no masterlist! However, the posts will be tagged by fandom, characters and writing style. So, if you came looking for specifics, clicking on my profile and using the desired tag should filter everything properly!

As to differ random yaps from requests, here are the following tags you should look for:

#yappingdemon → for headcanon debates and just me being absolutely deranged/insane about something (mainly a character or game)

#storytellerdemon → for actual writing, be it headcanons, scenarios, drabbles or oneshots

This masterpost will be tagged as both yappingdemon and storytellerdemon, to mark the beginning of both categories in the blog.

Thank you for your attention and for considering requesting from this blog in the first place! Yapping request shall always be open, however request status will be updated both here and in random posts, so please do keep an eye out.

I wish you a pleasant timezone

- Anxious Demon

[generational-atrophy]

Heyheyheyheyheyyy!!!

Can I get the g8+Canada with an s/o who always talks with there hands? Like there hands are always moving no matter what

thank you ‼️

(Main 8 + Canada X Reader) S/O that talks with their hands!

(Gender Neutral) Headcanons ~ A/N this is the first canada req ive gotten u guys gotta like this guy more smh /j/j/j/j/j anyway i forgor to do france sorry

Trigger Warning: None, just fluff!

Alfred would really like a S/O that does this! You know how people put subway surfers gameplay on the bottom of TikToks now? Yeah, your hands have basically the same effect on him. Helps him focus on what you’re actually saying.

He kinda does the same thing too. Recently he’s bought like, a lot of silly stim toys, so if you need something to do with your hands he’s got you covered.

No matter what, he would never get annoyed by how much you gesture and fidget. He does the same thing! Probably as much as you! He just sees it as a good thing, it makes it easier for you to get your point across. If anyone ever got mad at you for it, he’s immediately telling them to shut up.

As much as Arthur tries his best to not be bothered by your constant fidgeting, he can’t help it sometimes. He loves how hyper you are! But sometimes, he’ll hold your hands as an excuse to get you to calm down a little. He’s an old man, he’s got a headache.

But most of the time, he couldn’t care less. I mean, if anything, it just helps him know exactly what you’re talking about quicker. And he didn’t date you because you were calm, he loves you just the way you are! If anyone (besides him,) tried to stop you from fidgeting, he’ll glare at them until they stfu. For you <3 

Also, this guy loves giving gifts, if you ask for any fidgets, they’ll be on the dining table the next day.

It’s a real cute trait of yours… but sometimes Yao gets dizzy just seeing you flail your hands around like that. Are you swatting at flies? Are you ok? It’ll… take a bit for him to learn to not comment on it.

After that, he tries to ignore it when he can. Which is ironic, because he does the same exact thing sometimes! Like, he’ll tell you to calm down while talking with his hands himself. So annoying!

He doesn’t mind it too much though. He loves you just as much as he would anyway, he just finds it a bit confusing sometimes.

Oh, Ivan would just find this so charming! Most of the people he spends time with are incredibly stiff and uncomfortable, so seeing you so excitedly try to sputter out something while gesturing wildly is a very welcome change.

But, he has a tendency to stand very close to you while you two are talking, so it’s not an uncommon occurrence for you to smack him upside the head. He doesn’t mind though, there’s no way you could ever hurt him too bad.

Although he would LOVE to buy you cute fidgets, he might be hesitant at first. Simply because he can’t get enough of watching you talk. It’s like a little performance! It’s definitely one of those little things he loves about you so much.

It may make him a little panicked at first, but Matthew quickly learns to love how much you fidget and flail your hands around. He just finds it so adorable… plus your exaggerated speech makes up for how barely audible he is. That part he really appreciates <3

Even though sometimes you remind him a little too much of his brother when it comes to your mannerisms, he would never try to get you to stop or calm down. He loves you for you! Even when he’s a bit worried you’re gonna get hurt with how much you wave your hands around.

Absolutely will buy fidgets for you too! He likes them too so… win-win. Whatever makes it easier for you to be comfortable and talk more, he’ll support whole-heartedly.

Hey! That’s something you two have in common! I mean, Feliciano basically invented talking with your hands. Now you can learn from the master of flailing wildly to get your already confusing point across!

Seriously, he probably won’t even notice how much your hands are moving because it’s just so ingrained in him. But if you ever just… need something to fidget with, he is capable of making anything entertaining for you. Somehow.

He does really adore a high energy S/O though <3 Seeing you get so excited is like, one of his favourite sights in the whole world. Anyone who gets annoyed with you two is gonna… well, be at the receiving end of his pathetic sobs. But that’ll still shut them up, so…

Oh jeez. Now he has another Feliciano on his hands. Except, Ludwig quickly finds himself falling in love with your exaggerated gestures. Whenever you start talking, you’ve got his full attention… and adoration. He just can’t get enough of you!

Despite his reserved demeanour, he loves seeing how excitable you can get. Your energy is infectious! It makes him want to get as exhilarated as you are!

Even when you’re not as enthusiastic, he still can’t help but feel so happy whenever you start talking with your hands. It just reminds him of all the things he loves about you, and how you’ve changed him so much. If it was anyone else, he’d get pretty anxious over the constant movement. But not you, no, never you.

Kiku usually isn’t too keen on that kind of thing usually, either. But… considering two of his closest friends are Alfred and Feliciano, he’s gotten pretty used to it. Most of the time, he doesn’t even look down to notice what you’re doing with your hands. (He worries you’ll assume he’s judging you if he does, which for the record, he isn’t.)

Maybe once or twice a week, he’ll take you hands in his while you’re talking just to get you to calm down a bit, but he really doesn’t mean anything by it. He’s just easily distracted and your performance is really not helping.

He’d never try to get you to stop though! He loves you just the way you are! Even when you’re overwhelming him a bit.

[ransprang]

Hi, can I request headcanons sfw and nsfw of ling yao with a sweet but very very shy female reader? I love this guy and I want to see more headcanons of him (both sfw and nsfw).

It's ok if you don't want to do the nsfw part, I understand you don't want to do this type of request, I appreciate you reading this and have a good day/afternoon/night

thanks for the request, sorry for taking months to do this. hope you like it :)

Ling x shy! reader - hcs

Ling is immediately drawn to your sweet and shy nature. He finds your reserved demeanor endearing and wants to make you feel comfortable and safe in his presence.

Ling often goes out of his way to engage you in lighthearted conversations and activities, using his charismatic and playful side to bring a smile to your face. He enjoys making you laugh and seeing you open up bit by bit.

Despite Ling's natural inclination for comical behavior, he becomes surprisingly gentle and understanding around you. He respects your shyness and never pushes you beyond your comfort zone, allowing you to open up at your own pace.

Ling pays careful attention to the smallest details about you. He remembers your preferences, such as your favorite flowers or books, and surprises you with thoughtful gestures or gifts that show he genuinely cares.

Ling becomes your biggest supporter and protector. He sees your shyness as something worth preserving and cherishing, and he encourages you to embrace your own unique qualities. He helps boost your confidence and assures you that your voice and opinions matter.

Ling's shrewdness and observant nature come into play when it comes to understanding your emotions. He can often sense your unease or discomfort even when you don't explicitly express it, and he takes steps to alleviate your anxiety and make you feel at ease.

Ling is fiercely loyal and devoted to those he cares about, including you. He becomes your confidant and pillar of support, always ready to lend a listening ear or offer advice whenever you need it.

Ling is patient and understanding with your shyness, never rushing or pressuring you to change. Instead, he encourages you to embrace your own unique qualities and reminds you that he is there for you every step of the way.

Ling's protective instincts are especially heightened when it comes to you. He would go to great lengths to ensure your safety and well-being, always placing your needs and security above his own.

your emperor,

admin san

[sleepyscxry]

L lawliet x male reader

A/N: I’m doing it. It is FINAL that I am down horrendous for this man and y’all will have to deal with it. Hope you enjoy!

Readers POV

I was at a cafe. Waiting for my coffee when I heard the bell on the door ring. I looked to see a not very hygienic man. I looked at him seeing his life span I looked shocked. I tried to keep my visual shock to a minimum. But that was no use because he walked right towards me. He sat down, not in a very normal position may I say. What is with this dude? “Could I ask you a few questions?” “Uh sure ask away.” “I’m working on the Kira case and would like to hear what you have. Because I’ve come to realize you know our main suspect for this case, Light yagami.” “Oh him? He’s just the top student at his university. I don’t know much about him. But his ‘girlfriend’ makes me a little suspicious..” “may I ask who this ‘girlfriend’ is?” “Misa amane. That famous model? Yeah I was shocked to see her with such an ordinary guy like Light.” “Hmm. Maybe he manipulated her.” “That’s bold I just said I was shocked.” “You have to make bold accusations if you want to get to the conclusion faster.” “Makes sense. So did you just come here to question random patrons or should I buy you something?” “That would be very admirable.” “Yao what do you want? Coffee? Dessert?” “Strawberry cake.” “Huh ok. I actually have a question for you.” “Yes?” “So I know there’s 2 Kira’s but like.. how mind boggling would it be if there were three?” It was very risky to ask this question. Because I’m the ‘hypothetical’ 3rd Kira. “Now that you mention it.. I don’t know.. it would make our jobs much harder.” He looks at me. “Why do you ask?” “Because 2 Kira’s are already enough of a handful. I was just wondering what your like under pressure.” “I can assure you I’m fine.” The waitress comes back with my latte and I ask for a strawberry shortcake. She leaves to get it. I take a sip of my latte. Trying not to look at Raion. The shinigami that follows me. I don’t want to cause any suspicion. I just look at L as he rambled on. “Do you even know what my name is?” “Yes I do. It’s (you). I look into these things before just going out and asking questions.” “Ah.” The waitress comes back with the strawberry shortcake. I slide it over to L. “If this is expensive you owe me dinner.” He looks at me shocked. “Let’s hope it isn’t.” I chuckle at his bluntness. after an hour of chatting with the man I pay and leave. I get home and slump in my chair. “That was stressful! Right Raion?” “A little bit. But I knew you had it under control.” “Awe thanks!” I turn to face my desk and take out my death note. “Should I write his name? Just to Y’know.. get him out of the way?” “I think it would be best to stay patient (you)” “ok ok” I move to my bed and practically go limp. “Wake me up when lights dead so I can be the better Kira.” “I don’t think you can sleep that long.” “I knowww!” I groan and get under the covers. I start to fall asleep.

this’ll be fun.

A/N: Jesus Christ on a stick. This was a lot more complicated than I thought initially. But yeah I made a shinigami. Dw he’ll be very important in part 2. Hope you liked it!

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Less Popular Danmei Character Tournament

CWs: s*xual sl*very, sl*very, misgendering as a joke ("princess")

Yue Wuhuan from Mistakenly Saving the Villain

A villain saved by the MC who is focused on revenge. The story seems to focuses on trauma recovery from his life as a s*x slave and handles mental health pretty well 

Technically a “yandere” character, but the Novel Updates reviews describe his possessiveness and dark thoughts as byproducts of his trauma that he heals from, realizing that he shouldn’t be thinking of the MC that way and growing

“Our ML’s journey embodies a major theme of MSTV, which is about redemption and rebirth. His tragic past shaped him into a cunning, ruthless, manipulative, and obsessive individual. His past and continuing struggle will make your hearts break. It’s a difficult and painful journey of overcoming past trauma, letting go, and subsequently achieving freedom and happiness.” - blackkoi on NU

Gu Mang from Stains of Filth / Yuwu

Submission: He’s my little guy

He’s the tragic ML who betrayed the MC while also being the biggest fucking clown / the comedic relief

He truly believes he’s a fucking wolf at one point. 

Essentially, Gu Mang was a slave in Murong Lian’s household, which led him to meet the MC, Mo Xi, who is a noble of similar standing to the Murong clan. He eventually becomes the General-in-Chief of the Wangba Army (later renamed to the Northern Frontier Army bc it was a funny name) and fights for the Chonghua Empire. However, since the Wangba Army was made of slaves, not a single of his fellow soldiers were given a proper burial, which - along with other reasons - led to Gu Mang defecting to an enemy nation (that also killed Mo Xi’s father and may or may not be cannibals).  

The story begins when said enemy nation trades Gu Mang back to Chonghua as a prisoner of war with parts of his soul gone, causing him to believe he’s a majestic blue wolf. The summary is a tiny bit misleading, albeit not wrong - “they’ve slept together before” is actually more “they slept together multiple times while Mo Xi, at the very least, is incredibly in love with Gu Mang.”  

Gu Mang’s also pretty funny, even with his memories gone, albeit the inherent tragedy is overwhelming. Idc what “evils” he committed… the Lotus Pavilion thing or whatever was fucked up. The author is so brutal to him, and for what? Funsies? (<--mainly joking, but it’s a SAD story… I’ve cried so many times)

Anyway, Gu Mang Did Not Deserve This 2023 

Yan Zhengming from Liu Yao: the Revitalization of Fuyao Sect 

Submission: Winner of the award for highest number of times I’ve called a man a “pretty princess” 

Apparently has a fantastic character development into the Sect Leader (I’m not that far), but he’s also just a pretty princess <2

He’s the eldest disciple of Han Muchun / Fuyao Sect who was born into a rich family. He ran away at age seven and became Han Muchun’s first apprentice/disciple. He’s similar to a spoiled young master character, but he doesn’t really bully anyone; he may try to bully/clash with Cheng Qian, but I don’t think he wins (been a while since I started it - he’s like 15, and Cheng Qian is ~9-10 at this point) 

“Strict with others but lenient on himself” → responsible Sect Leader pipeline, More at 10 pm

Propaganda from @ komaneko-kun: 

[the-crimson]

Ok, all my current thoughts on the 4halo/untamed cross over

going below a cut cuz this is going to get long XD

ok so there is a problem. Both bbh and forever fit Wei Wuxian and neither of them fit Lan Wangji XD I think bbh fits wwx’s profile more but ill compare which traits they have that match wwx -- (i main bbh and occasionally watch forever so take my interpretation of forever’s character with a grain of biased salt)

bbh: black and red color palette, associated with death/necromancy, ray of sunshine, selfless to the point of self destruction, insufferable prankster and joker, fierce intelligence hidden behind silliness, fiercely compassionate, lack of respect for rules or authority

forever: selfless to the point of self destruction, fiercely compassionate for everyone, very strong morals, lack of respect for rules or authority, strong familial bonds with others, fiercely intelligent and a brilliant inventor (create mod)

In another vein, I think the nature of 4halo’s relationship in cannon mirrors wangxian in a number of ways if bbh is wwx and forever is lwg - lemme explain XD

In the beginning, one party decides that they want to annoy and follow around the other party, who is disinterested and focused on other concerns. Through the persistence of the first party, the second grows fond of them and eventually sees that their souls are the same. The two work together over time to accomplish their shared goal and a friendship of mutual respect and admiration is born. Am i talking about 4halo or wangxian. Trick question. Answer is both.

When the brazilians were first added, bbh terrified forever with his grim reaper act and forever thought bbh was suss as hell because bbh was following them around the server while forever was with Richarlyson cuz bbh was worried Richarlyson would lose a life while they were thousands of blocks from spawn XD Im pretty sure it was only when they were working with the theory bros that forever realized bbh was trust worthy and the rest is history.

So, with my justifications laid out, I’m going to proceed with bbh as wwx and forever as a loose lwj. Here is my thoughts on casting for everyone else. This part is the hard part XD I’ll justify my choosing after it’ll all make sense XD (somehow we ended up with even less woman than the original cast which seems like it should be impossible but there are only 2 women on the smp sooooo) (also i only know most of the qsmp cast from bbh, Foolish, Bagerah, and Cell’s perspective and tumblr posts lol so... yea)

Wei Wixian: bad boy halo

Lan Wangji: Forever

Jiang Yanli: Foolish

Jiang Cheng: Maximus

Lan Xichen: Cellbit

Meng Yao/Jin Guangyao: Felps

Wen Ning: AyPierre

Wen Qing: Bagerah

Xue Yang: Quackity

Xiao Xing Chen: Wilbur

Song Lan: Philza

Nie Huaisang: Slimecicle

Nie Mingjue: Etoiles

Jin Zixuan: Vagetta

Wen Chao: Spreen

Wen Yuan: Dapper

Lan Suzhui: Richarlyson

Lan Jingyi: Dapper

Jin Ling: Leo

Ok, so context, most of these casting choices were more about their relationships than the characters themselves but here we go with my reasoning (am 100% open to alternatives let me know your casting choices in the comments!)

Jiang Yanli x Jin Zixuan = Foolish x Vegetta. Ok so Foolish is super laid back when it comes to lore but is incredibly protective when it comes to people he loves. We all remember his 10/10 acting when Forever hit Leo. I am just imagining him as Yanli telling Jin Zixun off during the crowd hunt like yes queen. Vegetta stands firm with his commitment to Foolish even when everyone is constantly saying Foolish is cheating on him and trusts him, wants to be with him regardless of the rumors. These two fit Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan’s end game relationship so much it makes my heart hurt XD

Jiang Cheng as Maximus. This one was one of the most difficult to cast but I think Max fits pretty well. From my experience Max can be silly but for the most part is pretty stoic and focused on the bigger picture. He is also pretty detached from others without any real solid connections other than Sophia.

Lan Xichen as Cellbit. This one was easy. Cellbit is super into all of the lore and enigmas just like Lan Xichen and while he has a somewhat serious personality he is always down for silliness and having a good time. Plus, his relationship to Forever is a given.

Meng Yao as Felps. ok this one was more uncertain as all I know about Felps is from the prison break XD but I know he and Cellbit are very close and Felps isn’t very good at minecraft so he’d make a perfect Meng Yao XD idk lol

Wen Ning and Wen Qing as AyPierre and Bagerah. This one is also a bit of a stretch. Bagerah is very devoted to her goals and family but also has a pretty strong moral backbone. Even though she is pretty silly a lot of the time, I think she’d make a good Wen Qing.

Xue Yang, Xiao Xing Chen and Song Lan as Quackity, Wilbur, and Philza. Okay hear me out. Xue Yang x Xiao Xing Chen has similarities to Quackity x Wilbur. Wilbur has been hostile to Quackity because Quackity keeps trying to steal Tallulah and Quackity’s been pretty wild since Tilin’s death. Obviously he isn’t anywhere near Xue Yang’s craziness but I think he’s the closest other than Slime. Philza as Song Lan to Wilbur’s Xaio Xing Chen

My thoughts when it comes to the kids, breaking mdzs cannon a bit here. Dapper is Wen Yuan during the burial mounds but they have the personality of Lan Jingyi post time skip while Richarlyson has Lan Suzhui’s personality XD. So, uh, idk haha Maybe Lan Wangji adopts both of them? or the characters are combine idk lol

Jing Ling as Leo also fits so well it hurts my heart. Leo is a lonly child who is super protective and kinda territorial with their parents. She would be so ruined if her parents were killed. I am just imgining Leo in Jin Ling’s scenario and my heart hurts for him.

Alternatively, if Forever is Wei Wuxian then Cellbit is Jiang Cheng and Felps is Jiang Yanli. Bbh is Lan Wangi, Wilbur is Lan Zichen, Quackity is Meng Yao, Foolish is Nie Huasang, Philza is Nie Mingjue.

uuuu yea those are my thoughts im tired now XD my energy levels have crashed and my brain no longer works. let me know what you think and what your headcannon are! :D

who knows if i end up actually writting this im already outlinging a 4halo modern au so well seeeeeee

[dimpledlianfang]

Rusong is in town again!

Zixuan and Yao: *hugging each other*

Zixuan: *sniffles* Yaoyao.

Yao: Don't worry Zishie.

Xue yang: oh no, what's wrong with the divas again.

Mo xuanyu: they're not divas.

Ok ok, kind of.

Su she: Huangdi

Yao: he saw a lizard and got scared.

Zixuan: it was on my soap.

Mo xuanyu: ohh noo!

Su she: xuan Huangdi, Yao Huangdi's palace is always tidy.

Zixuan: I know.

Xue yang: ohh you found Xiao ai?! Ahahahaha.

Zixuan: xiao ai?

First cockroaches, then lizards! Xue yang, why?

Xue yang: because I love mischief.

Su she: behave!

Xue yang: I can't!

Yao: Chengmei, you naughty little muffin.

Don't scare Zixuan.

Xue yang: then who should we prank.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips!

Xue yang: good idea!

Su she: of course we would.

Xue yang: but rest assured, Xuan Huangdi. We like you.

Su she: team dimple approved!

Zixuan: as you must, darlings.

We're very glamorous.

Yao: yes.

Yes indeed.

Mo xuanyu: of course you both are!

Xue yang: Jiggy is hot.

Rusong: *entering* A-Die, uncle Zish! Team D!

Yao: A-Song! *hugs*

Rusong: A-Die, I'm going to the city again.

Yao: aw really?

Have fun ok, Song'er.

Zixuan: are you going with your bodyguards and they?

Rusong: nah, only Rong xiong.

I go undercover.

Zixuan: I see! Our A-Song goes incognito. Do you have a pseudonym?

Rusong: yep! Sung Gongzi.

Xue yang: who once punched a guy!

Mo xuanyu: and ran from fame.

Su she: don't forget the dimples.

Zixuan: speaking of dimples, how did you manage to disguise your beautiful face?

Rusong: thanks to uncle Su's talismans.

Zixuan: oh  amazing then!

Rusong: it's really fun to experience the city from a normal person's point of view.

Zixuan: aww.

Yao: Zish, we should do the same some time. It will be fun!

Zixuan: amazing idea, Yaoyao. I would love to!!

Yao: good then!

~~~~

(Rusong goes in the city again. But A-Yao goes to visit his people)

.....

In JingJing📍

Rusong: ah, the city is once again lively!

Rong: yes. Thanks to Huangdi.

Rusong: mhm, *grabs hand* let's get some mantous.

Rong: only that, Dianxia?

Rusong: yup! *giggle*

Rong: *glaring* Sung Gongzi.

Rsuong: ok fine! I want to cause a little mischief too!!  

Are you in?!

Rong: obviously I am.

Rusong: let's go pester the storyteller.

I wonder what new trash they're talking pertaining to team D..

Then we'll have some food.

Rong: but Dianxia, why do they keep talking about team dimple?

Rusong: because they dare not make fun of Huangdi, heehee.

Anyways A-Die is really elegant and respectable.

Rong: right.

Some hours later.......

Rusong and Rong: *looking at some pendants.

Meanwhile on the other side: *immediate uproar*

Make way for Huangdi!

Huangdi is here!!

Greetings Huangdi!

Su she: *helping Yao out of the caravan*

Huangdi! Here are some flowers.

Yao: lovely!

Rusong: *hiding* Oh no, A-Die, what are you doing here? Right when I'm disguising myself.

Rong: maybe Huangdi wished to meet his people today.

Rusong: should I go mess with him?

Rong: no no, you'll be imprisoned by your fox spirits. And your identity will be blown.

Rusong: then A-Die will save me!

Let's go see what he'll say when he sees me.

Rong: sure Dianxia.

I mean A-Song.

~~

Huangdi you look stunning today.

Yao: thank you so much.

X: we have opened up another shop, Huangdi.

Yao: how great.

X: will you come back to buy stuff?

Yao: definitely. You have some beautiful handicrafts here.

X: thank you huangdi.

Yao: why don't your commission for Dongying

X: what a good idea.

X: Huangdi, would you love to have some tea at my inn?

Yao: of course! Maybe later.

X: yes Huangdi.

Yao: you know I should try some refreshments from the outside once in a while. Team dimple and my attendants have me locked in a room

Su she: *laughing to himself*

X: ahahahaha, Huangdi you're so funny!

So tea with Huangdi and official Su?

Yao: absolutely.

Su she: is it 5 star? He deserves the best.

Yao: Minshan. Don't worry.

X: rest assured! Our food and drinks are the best.

Yao: excellent.

X: Huangdi, do you feel bored?

Yao: how can I ever feel bored when I have team dimple and my magnificent empire.

X: aw Huangdi!

X: what about your shelters for the homeless project?

Yao: coming along great. 

X: this new Jingjing gremlin keeps coming and asking for steamed buns.

Yao: ohh. Then how is he a gremlin?

X: he would use his powers to prank me.

Yao: *trying to contain his laughter* oh really?! 

X: what an troublesome guy. Hmpf!!

Yao: he's young. It's his nature to be mischievous. 

X: look there he is over there!! I think he has too much free time! He needs to get married.

Yao: *glances* ( Oh my, it's A-Song in disguise. My darling.

I'll act like I don't know him, so that his cover won't be blown)

Let him live his life.

X: *sighs* yes yes, Huangdi.

Rusong: *bows* greetings Huangdi.

Greetings official Su.

*looks to his right* hey you're that ugly bun vendor! Your steamed buns were stale.

Yao and Su she: *trying to contain their laughter*

X: child, have some decorum. We're in Huangdi's presence.

Yao: it's fine.

So you're the little troublemaker.

Rusong: yes Huangdi. I heard that team Dimple are troublemakers too. May I replace them?

Yao: *laughing* unfortunately you can't. And sometimes they get jealous.

Rusong: but I'm not Lan lips.

X: *grinding teeth* honorable Zewu Jun to you.

Rusong:  no. Lan lips sound better!

Huangdi, I would love to be trained under team dimple.

Yao: I see. Now what are your qualifications?

Rusong: I can fight, I like Huangdi, and I'm jealous of Lan lips.

Yao: *laughing*

X: Huangdi, this boy is mischievous.

Su she: is that the only qualifications of team dimple, lol.

X: child, team dimple is Huangdi's imperial guard and personal council.

Rusong: yea, that's why I said I can fight.

X: *rolls eyes*

Yao: I like him! Come let's have tea together.

Rusong: my pleasure, Huangdi.

Huangdi, is being jealous of Lan lips a qualification?

Yao: *jokingly* of course it is.

Su she: *acting* Huangdi, do you really want to have tea with this rogue?

Yao: mhm. And I love young vibrant people.

Rusong: do you think if he wanted the opposite, he would have gone to hang out with Lan Qiren.

Su she: oh my. *laughing*

Yao: let's go have some tea.

*walking away*

Yao: *whispers* mischievous Song'er.

Rusong: at least it was fun, Huangdi. *wink*

@verycatbluebird

[hulijingemperor2]

Yao: *twirling in his Lan furen attire* how do I look, team D?!! And Song'er?

Trio: *clapping* marvelous!! Stunning!!

Su she: if you're the Lan sect leader, I'll go back to the lan sect.

Xue yang: hotter than Lan xichen.

Mo xuanyu: he's always hotter than Lan lips.

Rusong: A-Die, you look gorgeous.

Yao: aww thanks guys.

*throws flowers* orchids for everyone!!

Rusong: haha.

Xue yang: ah Jiggy. My diva.

Su she: *blushing* Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: *cheering* Yao gege! You're always my orchid!

Yao: great!

Xue yang: Jiggy lanned more than the Lans.

Su she: I know right. This will be my reason to go back to the lan sect. Because of a hot Huangdi.

Yao: ah you all flatter me so much.

But I don't want to blush in front of A-Huan.

Mo xuanyu: you will give him a nosebleed for days.

Xue yang: months!

Mo xuanyu: Jiggy you slay!!

~~~~

.Cloud recesses 📍

Next day, Lan Qiren woke up to see fox spirits having a picnic on his lawn ( along with some students.)

Qiren: hey!!! What are you doing on my lawn!!

Lan students: *running away*

Fox spirits: *bowing* greetings Lan Qiren.

Chen (fox spirit): we were hungry.

Yunxi: and felt a bit mischievous too.

Qiren: all you do is cause trouble!! Picnics and noise aren't allowed in the cloud recesses!

And why is my clay pot broken.

Chen: sorry. Xi meimei had fell on it and it cracked.

Why can't we laugh, old man!

Come on, you're our Huangdi's uncle-in-law.

X: your clay pot was ugly anyways, and it might upset our Huangdi.

Qiren: *sighs* Huangdi my foot!! I'll throw you out of here!!

Yu: heyy you can't do that.

X: Master Qiren, here's a list of Huangdi's favourite meals.

Qiren: do I look like a chef?!

X: well find one na! You maybe have a staff of chefs.

Yu: Huangdi is on his way.

Qiren: then why are you niucences here?!

Yu: we live in Gusu, Lan qiren. And we have decided to come here to get a glimpse of our Huangdi.

Qiren: *crying* what have gotten into this Xichen!! Who told him to marry the emperor of Hulijings!! Who? He's getting just like Wangji!

HUANGDI IS HERE!!!!

The fox spirits almost trampled over qiren, as they rushed to the entrance.

Xichen: *comes out and helps A-Yao out of the caravan*

Yao: *wearing white, teal and coral, with hints of gold, complemented by a white and gold fan. Instead of his hat, he wore Jade and gold peony shaped hairpins and a headband.

Xichen: gorgeous.

Yao: *dimples* oh Huan.

Fox spirits: *awestruck* look at Huangdi!

He's Lan furen!

He's so hot.

Greetings Huangdi!!

Yao: hi darlings.

Huangdi we didn't bring any flowers for you, sorry.

Yao: aw it's ok.

Qiren: *limping*

Xichen: greetings Shufu.

Yao: *bows* greetings uncle-in-law.

Fox spirits: *whispering* omg Huangdi is so graceful.

Qiren: don't use them dimples on me. It isn't going to work.

Yao: *smiling*

Qiren: now why are your hulijing menaces all over cloud recesses and Gusu?

Yao: *demure* I don't know. Maybe they're excited to see me.

Xichen: shufu, it's not A-Yao's fault. Look at how cute he is.

And of course these fox spirits who are Gusu residents would be thrilled to see their Huangdi pass through.

Qiren: *rolls eyes*

I'm glad that you didn't bring those maniacs with you.

Yao: shufu? What maniacs?

Qiren: the former Lan student, that broken finger one who keeps asking about my love life. And that Huadian ghost who looks like Wei wuxian.

Yao: ohhh, you mean team dimple. They're not maniacs.

Yes they are a bit mischievous but they're very sweet when you get to know them. *smile*

Qiren: whatever they are. I'm glad they're not here.

*sarcasm* would you enter please, your majesty.

Xichen: awww.

Qiren: I guess I should arrange a room for you too.

Yao: no uncle-in-law. The Huanshi is fine for me.

A-Yao's attendants: excellent Huangdi!!!

Qiren: *clenches chest* Huan-Shi!!

Yao: yea! Zewu Jun's residence.

Xichen: *blushing* yea my residence. Hehe.

Qiren: NO!! YOU TWO CAN'T SHARE ONE BED!! I won't let you contaminate the cloud recesses with papapa!

We already have wangxian for that!

Xiying: oh dear. Why is he yelling?

Fuying: you shouldn't deny the emperor. If he wishes to sleep with any of his harem members, in a desired place, he can.

Qiren: h-harem member!!!!

Xichen: concubine. Someone who's married to Huangdi along with~~

Qiren: I know what a concubine is!!

Fine. You two. Go to the huanshi.

Xiyao: thank you shufu.

~

Yao: *almost trips, but Xichen caught him*

Xichen: be careful Huangdi.

Is the clothes too big for you?

Yao: no not at all. But you know, I'm just tiny.

Xichen: aww. So that's why you're easily swallowed in cloth.

Yao: yup.

Xichen: *lovingly grabs his hand* should I hold your hand then?

Yao: *cutely nods in agreement*

Xichen: mn.

Yao: Huan, your cloud recesses is beautiful.

Xichen: oh really. I want to show you something near the Huanshi, and in the Huanshi too.

Yao: your surprises are always the best.

Xichen: of course. Heehee.

Yao: but don't be too confident. Team dimple will deduct a point.

Xichen: lol.

I wonder what they're doing.

Yao: hmm maybe hanging out with Song'er.

Xichen: ah. Speaking of Song'er, he's such a great successor of yours. You raised him well.

Yao: thank you!! And Song'er is a natural talent.

Xichen: like you.

Yao: *blush*

Huanhuan, I want to tell you something. But keep it to yourself.

Xichen: sure I will. Tell me.

Yao: A-Song has a crush on someone.

Xichen: what?!!! On who?? That's so great A-Yao!!

Yao: on A-Qing.

Xichen: that's really cute!

Yao: and I want to bring them together.

Xichen: you should, A-Yao. You know I'm a matchmaker too. And all were successful.

Yao: yes yes. Wangxian is definitely successful.

Xichen: I shipped other people too, A-Yao. Not only Wangxian.

Yao: then who else, Huan. *laugh*

Xichen: ummm......I ship Sangcheng.

Yao: ok ok. Let's say you brought them together.

Xichen: I say you should send Song'er to a spring and then tell A-qing to take a walk near that same spring. Works every time.

Yao: Huan no. Lol.

But I'll set up some dates for them, secretly. And I have Zixuan.

Xichen: right. Team up with him. Since that he's A-Song's uncle.

Yao: yup. Zish and I will make a team!

Yao: *hugs his arm* Song'er don't want me to tell team dimple, because they might tease him.

Xichen: *laughing* oh no.

Poor Song'er.

Yao: baby don't want to be teased.

Yao: anyways, speaking of them, what do you have to say about the random team dimple. Do they annoy you? *laughing*

Xichen: never! I love everything associated with you.

Yao: lovely!

Xichen: sorry about shufu calling them maniacs.

Yao: it's alright. My team dimple are extremely intelligent and skilled in everything. Down to simping. And I don't care what anyone says about them.

Xichen: aww. I love it when you stand firmly on what you believe in. You're extraordinary. *kisses* love you.

A-Yao.

Yao: A-Huan.

Xichen: you look so cute with that forehead ribbon. And those hairpins.

Yao: *smile*

Xichen: truly a graceful Huangdi.

Yao: thank you very much, A-Huan.

Xichen: Huangdi.

Yao: hmm?

Xichen: do you want to admire the moon together later? And have some wine.

Yao: wine?? In the cloud recesses???

Xichen: no one knows what I hide in my Huanshi.

Do you think that only Wangji can do that?!

And besides, I'm married to a diva emperor. Obviously I must cater for him.

Yao: *opens fan* how mischievous.

But I like it.

Do you sneak in meat??

Xichen: no. I'm still vegetarian.

But I LOVE your Yunping delicacies.

I would eat a little chicken, but only when it's made by you.

Yao: awwww.

Xichen: it reminds me of when you saved me.

Yao: Xichen you're the cutest thing.

What else did you sneak into the Huanshi?

Xichen: maybe roasted chicken at some time. But I didn't like it. Because it was from Gusu.

Yao: then what else?

Xichen: you.

Yao: *blushing intensly* Zewu Jun. What....what if....people hear you....omg.

Xichen: *yelling* I SNUCK A-YAO INTO THE HUANSHI!!!!

Qiren in the distance: *almost faints* shameless!

Yao: hahahaha stop!

So Zewu Jun. Can we have a music session like old times?

Xichen: of course. And you're so excellent at playing the guqin. You're a guqin prodigy.

Yao: you're the one who taught me originally.

Xichen: I believe that you knew how to play it already. And just practiced with me.

*teasing* maybe you pretended to not know how to play the guqin, so that you can spend alone time with me.

Yao: did it work?

Xichen: yes. And now I'm fully seduced by you.

Yao: happy?

Xichen: very.

Yao: good. *tiptoes to kiss him*

Xichen: *kisses*

Yao: where's your flute, Xichen?

Xichen: which flute?

Yao: *hits him with his fan* er ge!!

Xichen: I learnt that from Wangji. He once asked Wei Gongzi the same thing and that was the answer.

Yao: oh my!

Xichen: Anyways. Liebing is here. At the emperor's service *bows* and delight.

Yao: *giggling* er ge. You're making me laugh. You're so cute.

Xichen: because I feel like I'm in love.

Yao: maybe you are.

Xichen: mhm.

Xichen: here's the Huanshi, A-Yao!

And look, I planted peonies.

Yao: aww, er ge!! It's gorgeous. I love it so much!!

Xichen: *wraps his arm around him* for my peony.

Yao: *hugs*

*entering the Huanshi*

Yao: beautiful house, er ge. As always.

Xichen: yep. And look, I set up a little fox spirit shrine in the corner.

Yao: how sweet.

*sits*

Xichen: sometimes I would offer flowers.

Yao: aw. Does Lan qiren know?

Xichen: nop. What happens in the Huanshi stays in the Huanshi.

Yao: hmmm. Lan lips has secrets.

Xichen: don't tell team dimple.

Yao: *laughing* I'll think about that.

Xichen: they'll interrogate me more.

Yao: but I like when they interrogate you.

Xichen: oh my! Well at least it entertains you.

And I know that you're their everything.

Yao: right.

Xichen: *kisses his hands* Diva. Would you have a music session with me?

Yao: *blushing* I would love to.

Xichen: *pulls out his liebing*

Yao: *makes his guqin appear*

Xichen: let's see if Huangdi is still an excellent guqin player.

Yao: well, you're here to teach me, if I mess up.

Xichen: mhm.

Yao: *blushing*

Xichen: *plays his flute*

Yao: *plays guqin.

[ssuminshan-official]

Mini chapter.

Some cuteness to be distracted by Huaisang.

Rusong and A-Yao.

Yao: A-Song, we had such a tough week, gow about we chill in the courtyard garden.

Rusong: lovely, A-Die. Sure!

Yao: you know, Song'er. I'm so proud of you.

Rusong: I have learnt from the best. You, Shizun and team D.

Yao: are you happy, little Dianxia?

Rusong: of course I am! I love my life, and the people in it.

Yao: *kisses him on his forehead* how sweet.

Rusong: now is your empire protected?

Yao: yes. And Huaisang is still under house arrest.

Rusong: oh, I see. Thats good for him.

No one sabotage you and the empire!

Yao: mhm. Leave it up to your A-Die.

~

In the courtyard's garden, they transformed into their fox form. And due to their beauty and elegance, they have attracted a few hidden spectators

Rusong: *bites A-Yao's tail and pulls it*

Yao: hahaha, I see that my tail is still your chew toy.

Rusong: A-Die, aren't you feeling pain! Heehee.

Yao: *laughing slighly* a lot of pain. Ouch! My Song'er is very strong.

Rusong: *chews on A-Yao's tail.*

Yao: how does it taste, Song'er?

Rusong: like mangoes!!!!!

Yao: you mischievous boy.

Rusong: *covers himself*

Yao: baby what are you doing? First you were chewing it. Then you're covering yourself with my tail.

Rusong: mhm. I started feeling cold.

Yao: aww. *kisses*

Rusong: *kisses back*

Yao: so sweet of my little foxy.

Now it's my turn.

*kisses A-Song again*

Spectators: oh my goodness. Huangdi and Dianxia are so cute.

They're so resplendent!

We have such a gorgeous ruler.

Did you see how Dianxia nibbled on Huangdi's tail! My little heart!

Rusong: now what are you going to do?

Yao: ah, I want to sunbathe!

You know whenever I walk in my fox form, my attendants would shelter me with an umbrella but since I'm with you I can take the opertunity of sunbathing.

Rusong: it looks like you escaped from your attendants.

Yao: yea! For the while.

*rests elegantly*

Spectators: ahhh, the emperor is so magnificent!

Look at him shine in the sun!

Did our mischievous emperor just say that he escaped from us? Awww!

Aww little Dianxia!

Oh gosh, little Dianxia is so mischievous.

He wants to sunbathe too.

What if Huangdi gets sunburns?

He's 90% fluff. His magnificent fur will protect him, and Dianxia as well!

Yao: lovely weather!

Rusong: yup!

Would I ever be an adorable hulijing like you? You're very beautiful, A-Die

Yao: you're already an adorable hulijing, darling.

You're the apple of my eye!

Rusong: aww.

Yao: I'm ready to give you the world.

Rusong: I love you, A-Die.

Yao: love you too.

*sits up* that sunbath was so lovely and refreshing!

Rusong: I agree! I think it would make me look younger.

Yao: A-Song, you're already young. *laughing*

Rusong: but am I still cute?

Yao: my Song'er is always the cutest!

Huangdi is so ethereal!

I know right.

Why do they always look perfect?

Xue yang: cuz Jiggybun is gorgeous.

Mo xunayu: yup!

Su she: 100%

Spectators: greetings team dimple.

X: forgive us for eavsdropping on Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: it's ok.

Su she: we do that every time.

Xue yang: it's called secret simping.

X: how does he remain so elegant even in fox form.

Xue yang: cuz he's a diva.

Su she: he's always elegant.

Yao: *snuggles* my little Dianxia.

Rusong: big Huangdi! Big Huangdi, I want to bite huaisang.

Yao: ah, oh really?

Rusong: mhm. He keeps giving you a hard time.

Yao: *kisses delicately* don't worry little Dianxia, I dealt with him.

Rusong: yes! Like a true Huangdi.

You're my role model.

Yao: mn.

*gasps* A-Song look. They're looking at us!

Rusong: oh my!

Yao: that's when we're cute.

Rusong: yea!

Spectators: greetings Huangdi and Dianxia.

Yao: hi guys.

Rusong, say hi to them.

Rusong:

Spectators: *awestruck*

Did he just wave with his hind paw?!

Omg!

Hello little Dianxia.

Greetings Dianxia.

Song Dianxia's little tail! Omg.

He's showing us his tongue, lol.

How cute!

Dianxia had certainly gotten his cuteness from Huangdi.

Yao: *laughing* oh A-Song, your antics.

Su she: Song'er.

Mo xuanyu: you're soo cute.

Xur yang: both are adorable.

Rusong: *cutely* hey what are you doing here! Team D!

Yao: *still lying down elegantly*

Xue yang: here to kidnap you. Hehehehehe.

Rusong: *gasps, then hides underneath A-Yao's tail* A-Die.

Yao: *giggles* don't scare him. He's still very tiny.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, can I hold you??

Yao: sure.

Mo xuanyu: *lifts him up and strokes his fur* you're so cute.

Su she: *smile* Song'er.

Rusong: *climbs on his lap* hmmm, little Dianxia wants uncle Su. Uncle muffin is scary.

Xue yang: how rude!

Su she: awww.

*strokes fur*

Mo xuanyu: *kisses A-Yao* you're the cutest little hulijing.

Yao: *playfully chews on mxy's finger*

Mo xuanyu: aw you like to chew things as a hulijing?

Yao: yea.

Su she: now I know where Dianxia got it from. 

Xue yang: *sits on the grass*

Rusong: uncle muffin! *reaches in his candy pouch*

Xue yang: hey! Why are you robbing me!

Rusong: I want candy.

Xue yang: I thought that I was scary.

Rusong: not anymore!

Xue yang: hmmm. Take the candy.

Rusong: can you unwrap it for me?

Xue yang: why?!

Rusong: because I'm little Dianxia. And I have no thumbs as a fox.

Xue yang: valid, lol.

Mo xuanyu: Shanshan do you want to hold Yao gege next?

Su she: *blush* sure.

Yao: *elegantly lays on Minshan's lap*

*flicks tail*

Su she: my Huangdi. My love. *strokes his fur*

Yao: Shanshan.

Su she: does huangdi want my finger to chew on?

Yao: mhm. That would be lovely.

Su she: here.

Yao: can you stroke my tail afterwards?

Su she: sure Huangdi.

Rusong: *biting and pulling the ends of mo xuanyu and xue yang's clothes*

Both: Song'er! Song'er, let go!

Mo xuanyu: are you hungry?!

Rusong: yes, and I want to eat my two uncles.

Xue yang: oh my.

Mo xuanyu: run!

Rusong: *chases them*

Su she: now that those two are gone. I can have some alone time with you. *blushing*

Yao: they'll get jealous.

Su she: I don't care if they do. Heehee.

[thekingthatwrites]

Hi! If its ok could i get a fluffy androgynous ling (any pronouns) with a transmasc s/o who gets caught double binding? You're doing so well!! :3

Binding Safety

Summary: Safely knowing how to bind is very important! Especially for people just learning. But you've been binding for quite some time, right? Well, explain that to your partner, who has experience in such an action, when you get caught double binding.

Genre: Hurt/Comfort

Ling Yao (All Pronouns) x Transmasc!Reader

Warning: Dysphoria Mentions

Word Count: 777 Words

Art by: @pontea

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Inhale.

Exhale.

Breath.

You cant.

You place your hand over your chest, letting out short breaths. You try and make the noises of your shaken exhales quieter, but it is hard to do when you feel as if your lungs were crushing into themselves. . .

Eyes looked over to you, ones you loved to gaze into, ones you loved to watch as they watched your own. But right now, you wish you were invisible to their gaze. Ling Yao, prince of his own country, and future ruler watched you with a worried view, "What's the matter?" He asked, furrowing his eyebrows some and tilting his head into a worried expression.

You shook your own, gulping hard on formed saliva that could barely even move down their throat from the pure panic that filled your head. "Y..yeah! I'm.. I'm okay..! Just... uh wait f..for me out here, I'll be right.. back!" You say in spaced-out breaths, gasps even, as you turn from the staring one.

You were staying at Winry's home, though no one besides you, Ling and Grandma Rockbell were in the home. Ed, Winry, and Alphonse had just left, and you were waiting till the evening to head to the place the two of you were staying. And so, you ran up the stairs, tripping on your own feet and almost falling down the stairs. You let out sharp and painful breaths, soon getting up to the top floor. You burst into the nearest room, throwing your shirt off of your body and soon following was you ripping off the bandages that covered your cloth binder, making your chest seeming to be a bit more defined.

Relief washed over your body as you took in deep, heavy gasps of air, actually being able to breath again. What happened? What went wrong? You would ask yourself such a question as you placed a hand over your heart which pounded in your chest.

You were double binding that day, as when you woke up, dread moved through your mind as you stared at yourself. You couldn't help but do so when you wanted to tear through your flesh to remove the lumps that removed the feeling of masculinity from your mind. So you wrapped bandages around your binder, tight and close to your body to push down your chest more than usual, but it often came at a cost. Your breathing.

As you sat there, ending up sinking down to sitting on the back of your legs, staring down at the torn and scattered cloth in front of you. You were so focused on the feeling of breath once again that you didn't hear the footsteps moving towards where you were positioned.

Soon, you heard your name. ... A voice of a clear, worried, yet calm voice filled your ears like violins yet at the same time nails on a chalk board. You didn't want him to see you like this, you didn't want his gaze to stare at you, not a single look. Your breath seemed to increase in speed, quickening in pace when you inhaled and exhaled each time.

Panic.

You would turn to your lover, tears in your eyes and the look on the others features furrowing just a bit more. In a moment, he was next to you, a hand on your back and the other on his cheek. "Woah woah, it's okay, you don't need to cry its alright." They spoke, wiping the tears from your eyes.

"I'm sorry I didn't want you to see, I know it's bad I just can't look at myself otherwise.." You stuttered and stumbled over your words, trying to explain to your partner why you were acting the way you were,

"No no, you shouldn't apologize to me, but with your reaction, you know it's bad... You really shouldn't double bind." They spoke, caressing your check gently.

"I know I ... I know I just... I don't feel like... me. I just wish I could look how I want to." You spoke, letting out shaky exhales. A hand moved through your hair, and you looked up to them, gloss moving over your eyes.

"Yeah I know honey, I know..." They said as they pulled you into a close hug. "But you need to be safe... I can't have you hurting yourself..."

You would nod gently into their chest, "I'll be careful... I wont do it again..." You said,

"I'll take your word on it." They have you back up a little bit as they pinch your cheeks, giving you a large grin. "I love you (Y/n)."

You smile gently, "I love you too Ling..!"

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A/n: This was cute :]]] Im very happy I wrote this tonight as well.

[coffeeandritalin]

TGCF First Read Reactions - Ch. 3

Moments I'm here for:

Xie Lian: The hills are alive with all the f***s that I don't give.

Feng Xin going from 60 (ready to take out Mu Qing) to 0 (afk'ing on Xie Lian) in 3 seconds flat.

All the examples to describe Xie Lian's level of bad luck… Jiminy Crickey… You alright, scrap angel? I mean I know you're not but you alright??

Aw at Jun Wu trying to help XL out.

Mu Qing stalking the communication array for XL news giving me commenting-'first'-on-YT-videos vibes. XL hurt you bro?

Oi. Rich people.

Ling Wen being ready to throw hands at MQ when he spoils her plans to trick people into helping XL.

Also, LW fully ready to 'sike!' people into helping XL.

My-hand-is-healing-so-I'm-recuperating MQ. A+. I see you. (Also the fact that his hand is 'injured' due to his conscious choice to fight a clock.)

The fact that XL is still naturally such an easy to love person despite all his hardships… *Cries* I'm not ready to actually read about all his hardships in detail *cries*.

Lmao. His sleeve got caught on a cloud. This poor little scrap god. Also, even that little cloud immediately fell in love with him and wanted to carry him away X-D.

Silver butterfly - oh hi, honey!

Lol at how Nan Feng and Fu Yao just pop up out of nowhere.

Also, 'the colour of the faces of both people didn’t look that great.' These two both clearly were not expecting the other person to appear here too X-D. Like, 'bish! WTF do you think you're doing here? This is my spot!'

Lol at Lower Heaven being renamed Middle Heaven for aesthetics. Accurate.

XL being a sweetie and being worried about getting these two small martial gods in trouble.

NF vs FY's responses to "Do you know who I am?" One directly answers the question he's asked. The other is so snarky. I love them already. Is this going to be ok if I like them? Praying they don't become problematic T.T.

'Nan Feng responded, "He did, let him scram." X-D

"I willingly volunteered." vs. their depressed faces saying, 'I want to commit suicide.' Lolz guys… You ok? Did your generals force you to come and make you keep it a secret?

Lolz at NF and FY having zero idea what mission they're on. Guys, seriously. Y'all gonna be ok?

[generational-atrophy]

(Hetalia Main 8 x Reader) S/O with Toxic / Abusive Parents

(Gender Neutral) Headcanons ~ A/N whoopsies this one took a while ./ uuhhhh. Anon i hope everything is ok ):

Trigger Warning: (Obviously) terrible parents, mentions of abuse

From the start, Alfred did NOT trust nor like your parents. You don’t have to convince him! The type of person who ever thinks to berate and gaslight you, is not the kind of person he thinks either of you should be around…

If you still want to stay in contact with them, he won’t try to stop you but he’s not going to encourage it. He can’t understand why you would put yourself through that, even though they are still your parents.

Anytime you need someone to cry to, he’s right there with a box of tissues. Even if it seems like an endless cycle, he won’t get angry with you. Not ever! It’s not like it’s your fault in any way, after all.

If they’re upset with you for dating Alfred, another man, he’s gonna feel a little guilty. But also more vindicated in constantly asking to come along when you see them. Let them see how happy you two are! That’ll show ‘em! (It won’t.)

But regardless of the reason, he’s going to try to always be around when you talk to them. If they’re so worried about seeming like good parents, perhaps they’ll remain on their good behaviour with him around.

When he first started dating you, he’d often brush off any problems you have with your parents. After all, they’re fine most of the time, right? But as time goes on, he’ll learn to want to strangle them. A couple of mistakes is understandable, but this many?! Over and over again?!

He completely understands that regardless of their abuse, you can’t imagine your life without him. He’s had many relationships like that, so he won’t try to coax you out of it. But just know that if you ever need support without him, he’ll always be there for you. In any way, any time.

But if they’re pissed about you dating another man, he’s gonna be about as angry as them! I mean, out of all the reasons… don’t they know that you being gay doesn’t change anything?! It’s utterly ridiculous. Do you want him to throw a brick through their window? Please, let him attack them with bricks.

Other than that, he’ll ultimately act civil towards them. They’re your family, even if they’re a ticking time bomb. But if you ever need him to burst in and give them a taste of their own medicine, he will happily do so.

Francis is not an angry man, but he finds it hard to hold himself back when it comes to your parents. I mean, the absolute audacity they have with you… if they won’t listen to your protesting, maybe they'll listen to an immortal!

As much as he can understand your reservations about distancing yourself from them, he worries greatly about your safety. If there’s anything that they do, that he can do instead, please let him know. It’s really not good for you to be around people so toxic.

Anytime you need someone stable to comfort you, he’s running to help you. He may not always have the right words, but damn he’ll try. You don’t deserve such torment, you know? It’s not fair that your parents are such an ordeal to deal with…

If they’re homophobic as well, he’s really not surprised. Not impressed either, but considering everything they’ve done, it adds up. All that means is that you two have to get even gayer to spite them.

Your parents insisting you visit? Well, too bad! Francis bought you both non-refundable tickets to a resort all the way across the world. Now you’re way too busy having a perfect honeymoon instead of dealing with their bullshit.

Seeing how your parents treat you is obviously gonna piss Yao off. But it also makes him reflect on his parenting a lot… he sees the pain it causes you and he can’t help but worry if his “kids�� feel the same. No one deserves to go through what you do.

Because of this, he’ll encourage you to try to work it out with your parents. If you need advice, he’ll always try his best to help you guys. But if they refuse to listen, just hurting you more in the process, he’s gonna blow a fuse.

 I mean, are you seeing these unreasonable assholes? You should like, cut them off. Being family is about respecting each other, and they choose to do everything but that! Maybe you should come live with him instead, he can take care of you instead. 

If they’re annoyed specifically because you’re dating another man, well, that just adds to it. People nowadays… back thousands of years ago no one cared! They should learn a little history before treating you terribly.

If he ever meets them, he’s gonna give them a piece of his mind. The way they act around you, that’s no way to treat a child! You don’t deserve any of it!

Normally, it’d be hard for him to recognize patterns of abuse (considering he has a couple of his own…) but with all of that changes. The moment you start crying on the phone to him, Ivan has decided your parents have lost their right to live. 

Of course, he’ll listen if you don’t want him to beat them up. They are your family after all… even if they act like you aren’t. He’ll be passive enough when he visits with you. Well, he may get a little… threatening… while you’re in the bathroom. But he can’t help it! They have no right to hurt you as they do.

After that, he’ll want to come along basically every time you see them. They want to act the puritans, surely they won’t blow up on you when he’s there. If they do, he can always just sling you over his shoulder and drive you home. He’s fully prepared to comfort you all night if you need it.

If they’re homophobic as well, he knows there’s nothing you two can do. He has plenty of experience with the type, and they do not take kindly to any education on the subject. It doesn’t really matter anyway, he’ll still love you no matter what they say.

Feliciano is going to try to be moderate, even though he wants your parents to be sent to live alone in the wilderness. He understands if you still want to have a relationship with them, and he supports you. But also if you wanna cut them off, he'll gladly take you in.

He’ll act like he doesn’t, but he does truly hate your parents. Especially how they act like they’ve done nothing wrong even when you come home to him, sobbing your heart out. Where did they find the audacity? You don’t deserve any of this! 

Normally, he rarely gets angry. Much less, confrontational! But when it comes to you, he can’t help himself. He sees how much they’ve hurt you, and he has no choice but to tell them off.

Especially if they hold your queerness against you. Being gay is wonderful! What an outdated view to hold! The absolute cruelty of hating you for something you can’t change, it makes his blood boil. Maybe you really should just cut them off…

He’ll always be there for you, no matter what you need. A shoulder to cry on, a stable home, anything. Family may be important, but no more important than your safety.

As soon as you tell Ludwig what your parents have done to you over the years, he’s going to urge you to distance yourself as much as possible. He’s seriously worried, not just for safety, but for your mental state. He can’t imagine going through that… from a damn parent!

Although he’ll always be there to comfort you, he can’t help but try to take a more proactive approach. If you really are dedicated to remaining connected with your parents, he’ll do everything he can to help you improve your relationship. Even if he thinks it’s a lost cause…

If they’re homophobic as well, he’s well-versed in defending your relationship. He has hours of reasoning and logic ready to make them feel like idiots; but unfortunately, that kind of hate isn’t that rational. You’re better off just leaving.

Whatever you decide, he’ll support you. Although he may seem tired of your endless cycle of parental problems, it’s really just because he cares about you so much. He wishes everything could be easier, but with things like this, nothing is black or white. Maybe, eventually, everything will work itself out. Then, you two can finally live in a perfect world.

Kiku may seem like he’s impartial, but he is absolutely NOT. He despises your parents, regardless of how kind they may act. Hurting you in any way… it’s the most horrid thing a parent can do.

Frankly, he may even refuse to meet them. Regardless of your insistence that they are not “always like that,” he still believes that you deserve so much better. He thinks that anyone who can act so awful and then pretend nothing happened, is someone who should not be tolerated.

Especially if they hold your love for other men against you. Any kind of illogical, ancient belief like that shows that they are beyond saving. He’s not even gonna try.

If you want to remain in contact with them, he’ll support you but never encourage it. He believes strongly in the institution of the family, but draws a line for his darling. If you tell him they’ve truly changed, he may come around, but he’ll always hold it against them.

All he wants is to protect you, no matter who it’s against. If your parents ever make you feel unwanted, unloved, or unworthy, Kiku will be there to tell you that you aren’t, over and over again.

[mizunetzu]

Can you do a scenario where reader (male pronouns) kind of outs himself as bi and then hides for a while since it was an accident and he wasn't actually ready and after some time bakugo finds him and they end up awkwardly confessing to each other? Bonus points if you can do ComfortingTM class 1A (also I just really want bi representation 🥺)

BRO BRO ur reblogs and replies always make me BAM BAM

(Also y’all ik that gif is huge but it had denki AND baku in it and i felt compelled to use it bc kamis kinda important in the story NSNDNEKWK)

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Bakugou x reader - How to Out Your Classmate

⚠️warnings - being outed by your classmate (denki) (I’m sorry denki stans), bakugou kinda bulling kami at the end kdnfjekfj

Pronouns - male, he/him

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It was something he didn’t mean to say.

Rather, it just slipped out.

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“Ne, (L/n)-kun, don’t you think Yao-momos hair is kinda sexy today? Her hair down plus that hair clip is FIRE dude!”

Kaminari slung a arm around (Y/n’s) shoulder, while Mineta smugly grinned from his seat. He wiped away a line of drool dripping from his mouth.

“Oh oh oh, her hair falls over her boobs so perfectly! I just wanna touch them at least once, ehuheuheu...”

Sero sighed from his seat. “Dude. You really are a scumbag. Stop that.”

Mineta, not missing a beat, turned to Sero with a shit-eating grin. “Oh? Why’s that? Are you gay or something?”

(Y/n) visibly stiffened from under Kaminari’s grasp. Kaminari however, didn’t notice and played along into Mineta’s joke.

“Yeah dude, kinda sus. Don’t go perving on me in the locker rooms now, haha!”

Sero sighed once more, this time with a playful smile. “Shut up, your probably more sus than I am-“

He was cut off when (Y/n) started wriggling out from under Kaminari’s arm. The three looked at (Y/n) quizzically, while (Y/n) awkwardly coughed. “I’m...leaving.”

“Why? What happened?” Kaminari leaned on the back of Seros desk.

“Well-you guys are...loud and I’m going to my desk.” Even the dumbest person could tell how tense (Y/n) was. Though, Kaminari was as dumb as he was oblivious. He scoffed, but it sounded more like a chuckle.

“What? I don’t get it, man. We were teasing Sero, not you.” Kaminari’s teasing tone felt like heaters blasting full power through (Y/n’s) body. It was strange. You always felt kind of hot when you get a little flustered. “So what part of what we said bothered you?”

“N-nothing!” (Y/n) cursed at the way he raised his voice, cursing even more at his small stutter.

“Then why are you panties in such a twist? I’m just making fun of Sero bein’ sus.”

“W-well how fun! Move, class is starting.” Truth be told, class didn’t start until 10 minutes later. When (Y/n) tried to subtly push past Kaminari, he grabbed him by the arms and blocked his way out. “No way I’m moving! You’re mad for some reason, and I just wanna know why!”

“So what exactly did we do?”

Sero rested his chin on his palm. “Yeah if you can tell us we can stop doing it, (L/n)-kun. I gotta agree with Kami on this one.”

An irk mark appeared as (Y/n’s) face flushed a darker shade of pink. Not in the good way though. He struggled helplessly in Kaminari’s stronghold, before tching and looking away.

“There’s nothing more to say-! You’re just-starting to get on my nerves and I wanna leave-!”

“Really? That’s it?” Kaminari looked at (Y/n) skeptically, before his face lit up. “Oh wait!”

“You started getting all pissy when we were talking about Yaoyorozu...and you also got mad the other day when she was talking about Bakugou...”

Shit. Shit. Shit.

“..So you like Yao-“

“I don’t fucking like Yaoyorozu!”

Now Kaminari was starting to get antsy. “Then what! Why are you mad! Is it because Mineta and I were ‘perving’?!”

“I’m not fuckin’ mad about you drooling over Yao-momos boobs! I’m not mad at all!”

Students started to gather once Kaminari and (Y/n) started to raise their voices higher and higher. Kaminari’s grip on (Y/n) was long gone, though (Y/n) was too upset to notice.

“If you weren’t mad about that, you were obviously mad about that time Yao-Momo talking about how Bakugou was attractive. So what? Do you like Bakugou or something? Are you gay?”

(Y/n) paled and grit his teeth. He was full on yelling now. “Stop saying that, damnit! I don’t like boys! Y-you know that!”

Kaminari gasped comically. “Oh my god! You totally avoided my question, dude!”

“What?!”

“Yeah! Now I get it! That’s what’s bothering you so much! It all makes sense!”

Kaminari’s mad expression morphed into one that you make when you solve a difficult question. It felt like all the blood in (y/n’s) face was drained, yet all the blood rushing to his cheeks burned like fire. Sero stood up from his chair and placed a hand on Kaminari’s shoulder. “Dude, uh-I think that’s enou-“

“Your confused because you’re straight but now you’ve started to like a guy, right?! Bakugou, right?!”

Seros warning went over Kaminari’s head completely. (Y/n) dug his nails into his palm while Kaminari pried into (Y/n’s) mind with his eyes.

“I’m not confused! I’m pissed. Very, very pissed at you!”

The blond haired boy slammed his arms down on Seros table and leaned in uncomfortably close. (Y/n) wanted to step back, but if he did, he’d run straight into Sero.

“Ok. If you answer this compleeeetely honestly, I’ll let you go. Swear! And we’ll never talk about this again! Just say yes or no! Nothing else!”

Sero glanced around the room. Everyone was staring, some had their hands over their mouths, and some were whispering and asking what was going on. Sero nervously tugged on the fabric of (Y/n’s) blazer. “U-um...yo... (y/n)...Kamin-“

“Do you like Bakugou?”

“I-“

“And don’t say you don’t like boys or you’re not gay, we ‘know’ that!”

“I’m-“

“Just say yes or no!”

“N-“

“Are you ga-“

“I’M BI!” (Y/n’s) sudden outburst silenced the classroom. It was like a blow from a king to shut up the commoners. “I’M BI, SO SHUT UP! ARE YOU HAPPY?! I’M NOT GAY AND I DON’T LIKE BAKUGOU! I DONT! I-I DONT. I don’t. I...”

Stagnant air flooded the 1-A classroom. Almost immediately, (Y/n) slapped both his hands over his mouth, eyes blown wide. Kaminari awkwardly chuckled. “Uh...”

(Y/n) took a tentative step back, bumping straight into Sero. He reflexively grabbed onto (y/n’s) forearms, stabling him.

“Are you oka-“

“Don’t touch me!” (Y/n) pushed off of Seros body and stumbled over a desk. He crashed onto the ground and fumbled onto his bottom. Students upon students neared towards him, all their face and voice blending together into one big, muddy pile. Their voices eventually turned into ringing, louder and louder until-

“SHUT UP!” (Y/n) rose to his wobbly legs, half running and half crawling towards the door as fast as he could. He could hear the protestant shouts of his classmates, or even the sleepily confused expression of his teacher as as flew by him in the hallway.

He guessed he was skipping class that day.

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40 missed calls from: Mina-San domoo-!!

125 unopened texts from: Mina-San domoo-!!

23 missed calls from: Kamiii ⚡️

45 unopened texts from: Kamiii ⚡️

12 unopened texts from: Iida Tenya.

5 unopened texts from: ura-chaaaan 💖

1 unopened text from: Bakugou

(Y/n) turned off his phone. He knew if he kept it on, Mina would keep spamming his phone with text messages.

It’s been about a few days since his whole freak out happened. He’d bolt out of class the second it was dismissed, and he kept himself either locked in his room, or out of the dorms as much as humanly possible. He wasn’t ready to have that conversation yet.

His phone buzzed again. He sighed, half expecting it to be another spam text from Mina. What he didn’t expect, was to see Bakugous contact photo on his screen, with the big green words “Incoming call-Bakugou” blaring at him so intimidatingly.

Something made him want to answer.

He pressed the phone to his ear.

“Oi.”

Bakugous gruff voice sent chills down the boys spine. His voice seemed to lock itself inside his throat, refusing to come out his mouth.

“Say something, dumbass.” Oh boy, was he trying. Everytime he opened his mouth, his throat closed up and refused to open again. Bakugou sighed harshly through the speaker.

“Stop being stupid and avoiding us-“ (Y/n) absentmindedly pressed the red “end” button. If Kaminari or Kirishima or whatever convinced Bakugou, to convince HIM to stop avoiding them, just because he ‘liked’ him, (and he totally did), he’d rather not hear it.

(Y/n) went to crumple up a piece of paper he was scribbling on, and drop it into the trash can, when it bounced on top and rolled away pathetically near his feet. His trash can was overflowing. Well, it was expected, since he was deliberately missing out on trash days just so he didn’t have to leave his dorm. (Y/n) swiped up the piece of paper, along with the trash bag lining the bin.

A few seconds outside couldn’t hurt. No one will see him. He’ll just...throw the bag in the dumpster, and slink back in before anyone knows he’s there.

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(Y/n) hauled the trash bag into the dumpster, throwing it from out over his shoulder. He dusted off his hands and wiped forming sweat off his brow. The trash was out, no one saw him, all he had to do was slip back in his room before anyone sees him.

He huffed and turned around, immediately being smacked by a spiky tuft of blond hair. All the color drained from (Y/n’s) face. Bakugou turned his head and spat onto the dirt, clicking his tongue in the process.

“Figured you’d be here.”

”...there’s no way you could’ve-“

“It takes about a couple days for a small trash can to fill up. And knowing you, shit-for-brains, would come and take it out when no one was really watching. 5 pm, when everyone’s getting ready for dinner. You really do have shit-for-brains, shittyass.”

Bakugou may seem like a meathead, but the times he showed he was observant and intelligent made his heart tie knots around itself. (Y/n) bit back a stutter and a blush.

“W...ell, how-how’d you know I was going to take it out today? A-and to this dumpster, instead of the one on the other side of the dorms?”

Bakugou scoffed loudly, stalking closer to him. (Y/n) gulped. “This ones closer to your dorm room, even I know that, loser.”

Bakugous voice dipped, suddenly becoming uncharacteristically quiet. “...and I’ve been coming here everyday at 5 pm...shittyass...”

Bakugou was really dedicated to his scheme, huh. Just so he could see him? (Y/n)? He should be the LAST person Bakugou would want to see. Especially with what Kaminari was blabbering about. Still...It made (Y/n) feel a bit special.

But knowing Bakugou, he was just probably here to tell him how disgusting he was. Maybe he’ll start calling him ‘dick-for-brains’ instead of ‘shit for brains’. Or just plain on ‘fag’.

“Oi-stop spacing out and fucking listen to me! And don’t you dare run away until you hear me the fuck out!”

Bakugous palms flashed white, generating small blasts and he pointed an agitated finger at (Y/n). He stepped back reflexively.

“Um...well...what did you want then?” (Y/n) awkwardly fumbled with his hands behind his back, trying to keep still as much as he could. He wanted to disappear.

“Is it true?”

(Y/n) looked up. Bakugou was staring dead on, with his hands shoved stiffly in his pockets and sporting the faintest blush on his face. It was so unnoticeable, you could blink and miss it. That, and the trademark scowl, you could hardly tell if his face was red because of anger or something else.

“What is?”

“Don’t play dumb with me, fuckass! Do you like me or not?!”

(Y/n) opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. Bakugou grunted and stepped closer. “Answer me!”

“S-so what if I do-?! You gonna call me a fag?!” (Y/n) was sweating bullets. He hoped Bakugou wouldn’t see how utterly nervous he was. Fake it til you make it. Though, he doesn’t know what he’d do once Bakugou goes flames blazin’ on his ass. He could all ready see his reaction-

Bakugou smirked. “Knew it.”

Knew it? (Y/n’s) nerves temporarily fizzled down, a wave of confusion washing over him. “...What?”

“God, do you need me to spell everything out for you? It was obvious. To me at least. Everyone was probably too fuckin’ dumb to notice.”

(Y/n) fell silent. He could speak if he wanted to, his throat wasn’t closing up, but he chose to keep silent. It’s not like he knew what to say, anyways. He was stunned into submission.

“-so I was right. Now, go out with me, Bitch.”

“Thanks. But I’ll pass.”

“I-“ Bakugou made a sputtering noise. (Y/n) wasn’t sure if he was caught off guard or sputtered out of sheer anger. “What?! Why the fuck not?!”

“Dude, how do I know you aren’t like, I dunno, being bribed by Kaminari or something to try and ‘prove that I’m bi’? Or that your just mocking me?”

“Idiot! Why the fuck would you think I’d listen to a dumbass like dunce face?! I fucking like you, you like me, I don’t see the problem here!”

(Y/n) knew he wasn’t lying. Bakugou was many things, a shithead, a piece of angry trash, but he wasn’t a liar. Still, he sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“Dude, as much as I’d love to go out with you, there’s too much cons to it. I mean-first off, I don’t want people calling you a fag or anything because you’re with me...second, I’m...scared of how the class’ll take it, especially for someone like you-“

“Eh?! What’s that supposed to mean?! Are you fucki-“

(Y/n) pushed past him, accidentally brushing his shoulder in the process.

“...And third, even if I’m too scared how the class would react, I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win.”

He was gone before Bakugou could turn around.

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(Y/n) was late to class on purpose that day.

He didn’t want to risk it with Bakugou, Kaminari, anyone. He’s more afraid of the class than he is of getting scolded by Aizawa. And that was saying something.

So when he walked in the door, Bakugou gripping Kaminari’s tie and releasing small blasts in the air with his wound up hand, he didn’t know if he should replace ‘Getting Scolded By Aizawa’ with ‘Getting Murdered By Bakugou’ in his worries for today.

“Fucking idiot!” Bakugou growled, spit flying onto Kaminari’s face as he set off another blast. It was small enough not to cause damage to any desks or chairs around them, but it was close enough to Kaminari’s face to make him yelp. “I’ll fucking kill you!”

“Ow!” Kaminari half yelled-half whimpered. Bakugou’s hands heated up, glowing orange from under Kaminari’s chin. “Hey-HEY! Chill-!W-what did I even do?! OW!”

Bakugou slammed him against his desk by his blazer. “It’s your fuckin fault that shit-for-brains won’t go out with me!”

Another blast. This time, fired in the air but much bigger than before. Kaminari flinched. “Ah! S-shit-for...(L/n)?! How is it my fault?!”

“It’s your fault because you made him all scared and shit to go out with me! With your stupid prying ass! Now he won’t go out with me until I get you to apologize! So apologize so I can have a fuckin boyfriend! Go die!”

(Y/n) looked around the room. No one was trying to stop Bakugou from literally roasting Kaminari alive. Not even Iida. Everyone stood there, eyes locked on Kaminari or recording them while stifling snickers. (Y/n) walked up to Mina, who was recording and whispering commentary near the speaker.

“Uh...what’s happening? Why’s no one stopping Bakugou?”

Mine looked up. “Well-he kinda deserved it. I mean, he did act like a dick to you a few days ago. Bakugou’s just givin’ him a piece of his mind.” She fixed her angle on her phone, hunching down slightly in the process. “Also, glad to see you talking to us again, (L/n)~”

(Y/n) glances around the room once more. Everyone seemed to silently agree. Though, Iida looked like he was going to explode in his seat. Poor Iida. Poor Kaminari.

(Y/n) was brought out of his mind when Mina slowly panned her phone over to him. He was about to question her, when Kaminari was thrown carelessly at his feet. Bakugou kicked at Kaminari’s hunched figure, stepping on his back with his hands clenched in his pockets.

“Say it.”

Kaminari made a wheezing noise.

“FUCKIN’ SAY IT!”

“I-I’m sorry for outing you in-in front of our classmates...”

Bakugou dug his foot into Kaminari’s back. “LOUDER!”

“I’M SORRY-OW! FOR O-OUTING YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CLASSMATES-!”

Bakugou gave Kaminari a look saying to ‘keep going.’ Kaminari shot back with a face that said ‘dude. What you want me to say is fucking stupid.’

Bakugou snarled and fired another mini explosion into the air. Kaminari squeaked and looked up at (y/n), who had the most confused look on his face. Kaminari sighed.

“And...totally I don’t think that you and Bakugou are gonna get together...totally unexpected...”

Kaminari, even if he was about to be best to a pulp, couldn’t help the snicker from leaving his mouth. Bakugou, you dumb fuck. He was probably thinking back to the time (Y/n) said ‘I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win’. Even so, that was just dumb. Even for Bakugou.

Bakugou huffed contently, while Kaminari shakily pulled himself up. Bakugou thunked him on the head again. “There. Now you have no fuckin’ reason not to be my boyfriend. If you don’t I’ll kill you.”

(Y/n) hummed out of hesitation. “Ehhhh...but...”

“We allowed Bakugou to rough up Kaminari, which is a CLEAR violation of the rules, the least you could do is say yes, (y/n)-kun! Though I do believe Bakugou should be punished for his harsh actions.”

Iida jutted out from his seat, swinging his arm in the air. Everyone stayed silent for a second, until Tsuyu stepped forward. “I agree with Iida-Chan, kero. You two would look nice together.”

One by one, the class started saying how ‘cute’ they’d be together or that they didn’t care that (y/n) was Bi, much. It was different from when the class was clamoring around him, instead of all their voice blending together in one big ring, he could hear every single persons song of praise. He supposed it was alright. It wouldn’t hurt as much as he think it would.

(Y/n) sucked in a breath, and turned his head to Bakugou. He looked at (Y/n) almost expectantly.

“...fine....you win...you better take care of me, Bakugou.”

He turned his head and scoffed. “Idiot. I was gonna do that regardless.”

Mina started clapping and wolf whistling. Eventually, everyone started to clap and ‘aww’ed, before quickly rushing to their seats once they heard groggy footsteps approach the door.

A man with shaggy hair walked in. The class sat silent, staring at Aizawa. He sniffed and trailed his eyes around the room.

Setting his sleeping bag behind his podium, he pursed his lips. “Where is Kaminari?”

“W-whey...”

Kaminari was laying on the floor next to (y/n’s) seat, smiling dumbly with burn marks. He was pumping his fists with his thumbs sticking out. Everyone broke into a cold sweat.

“Would anyone like to tell me why Kaminari is out of his seat?”

Oh fuck.

Bakugou got 3 days house arrest.

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