#SecurityWaiter

[lukasspookas]

conspiracy theories

[thejoxaren]

They are a black cat/golden retriever boyfriend duo fr

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

[pinkcdraws]

Abby knows exactly what’s going on she’s playing dumb

[hall0wedwyrm]

pspspsps securitywaiter enjoyers pspsps

I found out about this literally yesterday and I keep thinking about it... I'm kind of obsessed???? it's got that lovely silly charm to it that I enjoy

edit: yo look at this

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Genuinely, the funniest way I can interpret Matpat's character in the FNAF movie is that he's a true crime girlie obsessed with the case of the missing kids at Freddy's. Like, he's one of those true crime obsessive weirdos who like to do armchair detective work.

-He has an entire theory board about what could've happened to the kids and will tell anyone who's willing to listen.

-He's actually got it right once (you know, kids' bodies in suits). But by then, he'd already called the cops about the case so much they just ignored him because they think he's a crack pot.

"Aren't you the kid who broke into the place to dismantle the pizza ovens because you were convinced their bodies were in there?"

"Yeah, but this is different-"

*click*

-He's one of the reasons they had to hire a security guard. If he was anyone else, William Afton would be worried about him, but no one takes him seriously (would you?), and he just hires someone to watch the place. They don't last long.

-The only change to canon being he's *slightly* more involved in the story when Mike wakes up to the guy trying to sneak in the backway.

-The guy, his name is Ness, as Mike finds out, starts talking at him about his theories but leaves when Mike threatens to call the cops.

-It's only after the animatronics start acting weird and haunted that he goes to the diner that Ness works at to see if the guy is *maybe* onto something.

[redd-byrd]

Remembered that Mike has a gym set in his room so I made this

Stronk

[reddean]

I am cringe but I am free

[sycagray]

Omg please some give me hc that I can draw ✍️!!

[bowowark]

SecurityWaiter/ DreamTheory shippers come get ur food

[thisisnotkitty]

securitywaiter headcanons bc i found out about this ship an hour ago and i'm already too deep into it

-generally agreed upon but ness is DEFINITELY a conspiracy theorist. i think he was into conspiracys since he was younger, starting off with more silly ones like birds aren't real and the moon landing is fake and then getting into deeper ones with maybe a bit of a lean towards true crime. then when the local pizzeria had missing children well...

-mike takes abby to the diner for her birthday bc what can u do in a small town! they give a free slice of cake for birthdays and have the workers come around your table to sing except ness is the only one to genuinely enjoy singing it and he's also arguably got the best voice out of all the workers (or at least he does in mike's opinion)

-abby ships it. yknow how little kids are almost too observant and then proceed to say the most cryptid things?? yeah, she notices mike smiling and making more small talk with ness than with any other waiter they get and suddenly shes playing matchmaker

i'll probably have more once i let them microwave in my head a bit

[lukasspookas]

the sillies :3

[thejoxaren]

HES JUST MY SILLY LITTLE GUY! And he and Mike kiss! IM CRINGE BUT IM FREE

Ness HC’s of the day:

-he and Mike met at the diner

-he has a true crime podcast where he mainly has been talking about the murders that have taken place in town in relation to the pizzeria

-He and Abby get along really well and often Ness will baby sit for Mike when he has work

-In fact Ness always gives her extra crayons at the diner if she forgets her own

-Ness is the king of infodumping and thankfully Mike is a good listener

I’m just thinking about domestic Mike and Ness okay?

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd

[pinkcdraws]

Mmmmmm the brain worms are getting worse

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Securitywaiter fandom!

Consider this... I NEED this Ness

With this Mike

Aka "Clumsy detective x even clumsier robber that is followed by bad luck"

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