#waaaaaiiit

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Securitywaiter fandom!

Consider this... I NEED this Ness

With this Mike

Aka "Clumsy detective x even clumsier robber that is followed by bad luck"

Edit:

You can read the beginning of this story here:

[praetorqueenreyna]

Xaden even has shadow powers Rebecca literally said "copy and paste" for azriel

[the-knife-consumer]

Wait.

[dilfsuzanneyk]

mutuals take my hand we're going here together

[reblog-house]

WAAAAAIIIT. Hold the fucking phone hold the fuck up. Yeah yeah Michael Elizabeth and David are all biblical names and Michael is 'Who is like God?' because he's like William and David is 'beloved' and Elizabeth is "God's promise/God is my oath" yada yada, all that is great and I agree with it, but I think we're not taking it FAR ENOUGH.

Michael was the angel that STRUCK DOWN LUCIFER. David was a CHILD who went down against someone DOUBLE HIS SIZE. And Elizabeth... the closest relevant thing I can find is that she was very faithful and believed in the promises God gave her.

Now, I know there's some contradictions here such as "why is William God in the Elizabeth segment and Lucifer in Michael's?" but I feel like the reason for that is self-explanatory. Michael started to see him for the evil he committed, while Elizabeth sees him as her dad and (later on as Scrap Baby) someone to follow and believe in.

Now David... David is what made this all click for me. I first thought of Michael, but this is just. Such a good contrast, such a good foil to the original biblical character that it just makes sense.

The biblical David went against someone double his size with courage and WON. Dave, however, couldn't stand up for himself. Over and over again. The person double his size hurt him again and again and again, until the other accidentally killed him.

This David didn't win against Goliath. Dave lost. And the Goliath was stuck with the guilt of his brother's death, inflicted by himself.

DOES. THIS. MEAN. ANYTHING. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT? HELLO? HI!

[adviceformefromme]

when is your book coming out physically in the uk? i hate online reading and need the book in my hands so i’m waaaaaiiiting!

Hey sweetie, thank you for bringing this to my attention! I need to sort the print version give me 1 month! xoxox

[shadowtoons]

Waaaaaiiit if nox doesnt sleep, does he have a bedroom or he doesnt and his only room is he's office... also what does his house look like?

Thank you!!!❤️❤️❤️

He does have a bedroom, but he doesn’t have a bed, so he does just sit at his table and read. Actually really he made a grave, and just lays in it, all he does too lol.

His last home was just a middle class home, nothing too big. Right now a mansion due he had some living in it, and with Judas as well living there too. It’s residents for those in the group, if working more a partnership than being in the group. He does have a personal meeting room.

[gotmyass2marz]

WAAAAAIIIT ………..YOUKNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED . THAT PLUSHIE.MY GRANDPARENTS GOT ME LOOKS JUST LIKE PEN

[sunlightmurdock]

WAAAAAIIIT

Like an actual "will you marry me? I want to spend the rest of my life with you?" Or the "I can see us getting married." Proposal????

Like “when you get home I want us to spend our lives together, I can’t see my future without you”

[kittykyryi]

waAAAAIIIT I HAVE TUMBLR I CAN POST THE MEME I MADE WHILE WATCHING FALLING INTO YOUR SMILE NOW

[cyberitual]

bro i cannot waaaaaiiit for this trend to end of using polls like "assign prev a duddy duddy duh" like fuck you

[gigginox]

waaaaaiiit this kim lip outfit is like almost exactly the same as my design for florentine. i predicted the future i always knew this would happen

[whengeorgiawentblue]

Why the fuck the 2nd episode of Gotham Knights isn't available in my country yet?? It premiered on HBO max last week, and every new episode supposedly comes on tuesday... it's wednesday and still nothing... I can't waaaaaiiit!!!!

[eddywoww]

waaaaaiiit it’s me slut princess, or puzzle loving anon, back again, the second word is princess??? Ohhohhh okay okay I gasped, I wanted to let out an excited little yell but couldn’t due to people being asleep in the house because princess was right? Oh man oh boy I’m gonna be writing down so many 4 letter words trying to figure this out

I feel like it’s so incredibly obvious 😂

If it helps, it’s very dirty. Also this has me laughing like crazy. The dedication is cute, thank you 💕💕 (honestly the fact that you got princess before is impressive as fuck)

[thoughtsinmymind90-blog]

Was having a crisis until OP thought was being asked if they wanted to do the horizontal oogie boogie and then was like 'waaAAAIIIT a DAMN MINUTE' and found their voice.

This is sublime.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[aajjks]

waaaaaiiit!! strap!?? you got that from what i was saying?? girl, i’m talking about riding him, fucking him, blowing him not the strap 😂 😂

No, no I’m not talking about you. It’s just every time I try to read deku smut and where he’s submissive, there’s always this strap shit like nooooooo I hate it. I hate it.

YES I LOVE THATTT ANON