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[thisisnotkitty]

securitywaiter headcanons bc i found out about this ship an hour ago and i'm already too deep into it

-generally agreed upon but ness is DEFINITELY a conspiracy theorist. i think he was into conspiracys since he was younger, starting off with more silly ones like birds aren't real and the moon landing is fake and then getting into deeper ones with maybe a bit of a lean towards true crime. then when the local pizzeria had missing children well...

-mike takes abby to the diner for her birthday bc what can u do in a small town! they give a free slice of cake for birthdays and have the workers come around your table to sing except ness is the only one to genuinely enjoy singing it and he's also arguably got the best voice out of all the workers (or at least he does in mike's opinion)

-abby ships it. yknow how little kids are almost too observant and then proceed to say the most cryptid things?? yeah, she notices mike smiling and making more small talk with ness than with any other waiter they get and suddenly shes playing matchmaker

i'll probably have more once i let them microwave in my head a bit

[mitamicah]

As a nod to a conversation about being the other's Jure (Jay) and Bojan (me) here's a sketch of one of my favourite Jure x Bojan pictures for @j-restlessgeek as a treat :3

Had to add the dog and catears somehow 🤣

[raapija]

I shall ask for Strollonso for the bingo but if someone already said them than maybe Checo/Lance (i forgot their shipname) 👀

I WILL ANSWER BOTH, because I doubt anyone will give me (a) Chance 😭

Strollonso has a death-grip on me. They are nasty and disgusting, but also so in love and cute. They can hardly keep off of each other. Lance is down bad (on his KNEES) for that old man 😞😞😞😞😞

They do in fact get married and have a miracle baby (nikola tsolov is their canon child)

I see even one pixel of one of them on each other's instagram and I self-combust into atoms

And then there's also the first taste of old man that Lance ever got that set him down the path of old man fucker... 😔

I fear they unlocked something inside each other. Lance realized he is a princess that needs to be treated RIGHT and taken care of by a rich old guy (Checo->Seb->Nando) [honorable mention to Felipe as well]. Checo moved to Red Bull and his first thought was "Omg, another twink? For me?" and he and Max got married the next month.

Also, this threesome would be pretty diabolical:

[sicko rpf ship bingo]

[sauron-kraut]

Get to know your Mutuals

Thank you for tagging me @perlen-gold! 🖤

What's the origin of your blog's title? @lvsifer and I were talking about a certain Middle-Earth cookbook with some truly funky recipes, unfortunately there were none for Mairon so we were like... What would he eat? He would definitely be into eating raw meat. Mettbrötchen are a German specialty, basically a bread roll with butter and minced raw pork (yes, you heard that right), preferably with pepper and red onions. So Mairon's Mettbrötchen was born - doesn't it just fuck phonetically?

Favorite Fandoms: The Silm fandom 🖤 I have never been truly active in any other fandom.

OTP(s) + shipname: Angbang (Mairon/Melkor). Most other ships I love/like are fucked up in a way that makes OTP sound wrong to describe them (not that an OTP can't have a fucked up dynamic of course!).

Favorite color: red, black, gold, rusty colors, yellow

Favorite game: Not a a gamer person.

Song stuck in your head:

Weirdest habit/trait? Super randomly talking to myself when I'm alone at home? Could be pieces of dialogue I'm planning for a fic, could be imaginary discussion scenarios with friends or coworkers... you name it.

Hobbies: Writing.

If you work, what's your profession? I'm a linguist specializing in language change, particularly grammatical change. I don't currently work in that field though; I work at a technical university in event management and student recruiting.

If you could have any job you wish what would it be? I'd work as a linguist and teach at university again.

Something you're good at: Learning languages quickly, imitating native accents in languages (other than English, probably due to my idgaf attitude when it comes to that, so have a weird mix of different accents in English mixed with a very slight German and Dutch accent. lol), teaching, public speaking, being thoughtful with gifts, cooking

Something you're bad at: Remembering birthdays, sometimes texting back, sometimes cleaning, MATH (oh god)

Something you excel at: being anxious, overthinking, understanding how languages are structured and applying this to learning them

Something you love: reading, poetry, writing, my apartment, partying, various altered states of consciousness from time to time, dancing, 80s music, techno, prosecco, cooking, food, Berlin, fandom, my mom, my friends, traveling

Something you could talk about for hours without off the cuff: linguistics, language change, The Silm

Something you hate: coriander and water melon

Something you collect: Nothing really that comes to mind.

Something you forget: birthdays, appointments

What's your love language? The concept of love languages has its problems but if I just use this to describe how I do express my love: giving cute gifts, cooking for people, listening to them, open communication, spending quality time together

Favorite movie/show: LOTR and MANY more, show: DARK, Sense8, The Sinner

Favorite food: so many different soups, kebap, pizza, STEAK, schnitzel, peruvian food, birria tacos

Favorite animal: three-toed sloth

Are you musical? I know how to play the saxophone and I did so decently. But I wouldn't say I'm musical.

What were you like as a child? I have to quote @perlen-gold here: An insufferable know-it-all.

Favorite subject at school? German, English, philosophy, biology

Least favorite subject? MATHS. And PE.

What's your best character trait? I'm honest and good at communicating openly.

What's your worst character trait? Avoidant behavior, procrastinating literally everything

If you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be? I would make the sun rise again so it doesn't feel like another of those depressing winter nights.

If you could travel in time who would you like to meet? I can't think of anyone I'd genuinely want to meet.

Recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!):

elektra by @lvsifer. What a masterpiece. Also please have a look at the fanfics I recommended here!

Last but not least, show your favorite fanart of your favorite character(s) (please remember to credit/add links!):

Mairon by @lvsifer

So many more art from talented and skilled artists that I love, but I had to make a decision here and this one will haunt me forever 🖤

✨Tagging @crackinthecup, @cilil, @elevenelvenswords, @admirably-abhorrent, @tauw-nu-fuin, @peasant-player, @blauerregen and @lvsifer

[worth-this-and-more]

what each briana x selwyn shipname makes me feel like

brelwyn: the cutest, feels like the most superior of them for some reason?? very royal-ish sounding idk why; the type of name evan and russ would tease over, and maybe valec too if he was in the fandom lool

breesel: another cute one, both have their nicknames in it, feels like a plushie just so comforting?? idk why; and also i feel like william would use this one more often

selbree: similar as breesel but this one's for those who (like me) have equal love for both characters so we just kinda switch it from breesel to selbree, this one also flows really smoothly; you would never catch alice saying this

breewyn: this one i found out recently on that bloodmarked post, this one's like informal bree + formal selwyn, and honestly fits the dynamic a bit too, sounds really cute something that probably sarah or felicity or greer would use

any more that i forgot??

[snoopyviktor]

ooo thank u @joyful-soul-collector for the tag <3

Get to know your mutuals!

What's the origin of your blog title? i love snoopy and viktor and i think they'd be best buddies in another universe

OTP(s) + Shipname: currently i loveeee jayvik!!! but im also a massive fan of zelink (zelda + link). and loumand hehe

Favorite color: baby blue!

i'll put the rest of the questions under this so this post is not too long!

Favorite game: any zelda game!! it's my favourite game series of all time. i also love bg3 / DnD, twd telltale series, outer wilds, minecraft, acnh, and i'm currently playing RDR2 for first time and enjoying it!

Song stuck in your head: which witch by florence & the machine

Weirdest habit/trait? i have hypermobile/double jointed hands, as well as shoulders and hips. so i'm always popping out my shoulders, hips, and touching my thumbs to my wrist lol.

Hobbies: writing, figure skating, swimming, i also do casual ballet classes and i'm learning violin :)

If you work, what's your profession? studying to become a phlebotomist for now but in the future i'm wanting to go into medical imaging!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? my dream job is a cardiac sonographer. hopefully in about a decade i will be one

Something you're good at: figure skating, i like to think writing (but that's maybe debatable lol), and tetris. yea. the game

Something you're bad at: quite a lot of things, and thats ok

Something you love: role playing/story based games!!!.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: my special interests - zelda, post-apocalypse media with a focus on zombie genre and skating (especially yuzuru!)

Something you hate: leather. it's a sensory thing

Something you collect: azura blind boxes, fruit stickers and cute tags from clothes

Something you forget: where i last put an item

What's your love language? physical touch and gift giving

Favorite movie/show: currently arcane! but i also love the walking dead (up until about season 6), iwtv, james cameron's avatar, Coraline, wallace and gromit, and spirited away.

Favorite food: braised beef noodle soup

Favorite animal: bears and whale sharks

What were you like as a child? incredibly autistic lmfao . i used to stack things together and organise canned food into colours

Favorite subject at school? history, it was my best subject and i had an amazing teacher who encouraged us to think critically. i'm still in touch with her even 7yrs after graduating

Least favorite subject: general sciences. i love biology, but i found general science to be boring because i'm not that good at physics or chemistry.

What's your best character trait? well, my self identity is all over the place on most days, so i'm not really sure lol. maybe it's that i'm kind? haha

What's your worst character trait? i can get quickly overwhelmed / overstimulated and then i'm not the greatest person to be around. it's a lot better now that i'm older, though

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? i would like to feel safe :')

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? ooooo... is this meant to be about historical figures? because my answer would be my great grandmother when she was younger. it's been six years since she passed away and i miss her so deeply. the kindest woman i've ever known! <3

Tag as as many mutuals as you want!! omg ok. here's me trying to remember who all my mutuals are . @arkaniske @cheriekos @voxconcordia @awretchedthing @juuzousmom @softandslow @ttwwiiissttyy @oraccles @patheticjayce @maniiix @itsfheang @mementokore @cloudrcs @decayingstarchild @j1mmycreat3s @mothgardens @rams0up + anyone else who wants to do it :p

[mo0ns-and-stars]

Okay but why is there no shipname for Grant X Remus? We even have shipnames for Bellatrix x Rita (Quillkiller) T^T

this is my petition for a Grant X Remus shipname here are by ideas:

Moonchap (kinda obv but I like, also chap is another word for friend so he's a Moonfriend wich is cute in my opinion okay xd)

Wolfcandy (cus grant is so sweet)

Rant (cus grant deserves better even tho wolfstar is always endgame in my book)

If there actually is a shipname already then pls tell me abt it xc

[aster-petrichor]

Dead Boy Detectives Ship Names

Alr so there seems to ongoing discussion pertaining to this and I'd like to add my own two cents

Edwin x Charles

So what I've seen online so far is just various mashups of their names in the classic way such as: Chedwin, Payneland/Paynland/Pain(e)land -> What I haven't seen is Charwin or Rowpayne (I do like Payneland apart from the bit where if you say it out loud it sounds like pain land)

I however think it could be cute if they had one of the other types of ship names (e.g. Ineffable husbands, firstprince, wolfstar, frostiron). If it didn't have the potential to get too confusing I would advocate for the ship name 'Dead Boy Detectives or DBD' simply because that is already their shared title (alas that wouldn't really work as it's also the name of the show). Another name I'd like to more seriously put forward is BestMates. It's cringe sure but the way Charles says it in the confession scene. I feel like some name that references them hiding from death or escaping hell together could be really cute too but I can't think of one rn. I don't think they need separate ship names for romantic or platonic since I think trying to box their relationship into a category like that when it is its own thing is unfair.

Edwin x Cat King

We all agree that the cat king is called Thomas right? I feel like that seems pretty unanimous so far. Tomwin? Edmas? PayneKing?CatWin? WinKing or KingWin. Ngl KingWin feels right to me cuz the cat king spends most of his time trying to win Edwin over so their shipname also being a nod to their relationship triumphing is kinda fun.

Charles x Crystal

I haven't seen any suggestions yet here either so lemme try. PalaceLand, CrystaLand, RowLace, LaceLand etc...

Edwin x Monty

Personally I like Crowin or Paynebird. But here is some more: Edmont, Montwin, Monpayne...

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I feel like ive covered all the ships that could most frequently be refered to but lmk if ive missed one and also please lmk what you think? I'm interested!

[rosetterer]

What did Lou F say about the ship name? What did I miss??

Thanks!!!

At least in the cameo I saw he thought that tevan and kinley were good ones. He especially talked about kinley a lot, it was cute ❤️ he also thought firefly was cute (his actual words) and uuuuh.... he def said 🚫 bummy 🚫

I think I saw someone say that he talked about shipnames in another cameo as well but I'm not sure.

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

Get to know your Mutuals Tag Game

Thanks @indigofyrebird for tagging me! Started a separate thread cause this is a LONG one.

What's the origin of your blog title? It's literal to my OC Tahny. She's Crosshair's, She's a little dumb, She's a pimp and a girl who's a friend.

OTP(s) + Shipname: Spuffy! Spike + Buffy are the blueprint. Embarrassing Freak Couple indeed.

Favorite color: Orange. Love it. Go all goo goo eyed when I see it.

Favorite game: Okami still counts and its getting a legit sequel.

Song stuck in your head: You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile - Annie. (doot de lee doot doot, doot de lee doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot dooooo)

Weirdest habit/trait? Uhhh. Dunno. I don't have much in the way of shame so my lack of self conscious behavior is often seen as... odd I guess.

Hobbies: Writing, Making indie-games, Drawing, Watching the Youtube. Endlessly scrolling Tumblr.

If you work, what's your profession? Don't really ahve one of those, lol. I'm kind of working towards the indie-developer thing. I've learned RPG Maker pretty well, and even have a published game! If you like my writing/world building maybe check out Through Salt and Sand. It's free!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Laura Croft Tomb Raider and it shows in my writing and world building lmao.

Something you're good at: Most things. I pick up skills pretty easy. I can cook, bake, paint, dance, sing, whistle, etc etc etc. Usual ADHD fair.

Something you're bad at: Making money and self promotion.

Something you love: Anthropology. Fascinated with folklore and such. I use to spend so much time in the library just consuming the books of myths and legends from around the world.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: In the same vein, the origin of beliefs. It's fascinating to me how a lot of these myths are born of naivety of the sciences. It's easy to see how people came up with werewolves when you see an image of a bear with mange. Or why they might have thought up Banshees when you realize a panther sounds like a woman screaming bloody murder. Or how someone might think themselves a prophet when they get lost in the desert full of hallucinagenic plants.

Something you hate: Short sighted thinking. The ripple is real and it will hurt you.

Something you collect: Not much of a collector but I do have a lot of books. I tend to only keep my favorites around though. My favorite piece is a copy of "Briar Patch Philosophy by Peter Rabbit"

Something you forget: I'm attention deficit bb. I forget shit I'm in the middle of doing.

What's your love language? Not sure, I don't really believe in the love language thing, cause like... another thing from another quack. I don't like trying to label myself like that, don't put me in a box I will bite you.

Favorite movie/show: It will always be Buffy.

Favorite food: S'ghetti enjoyer.

Favorite animal: Elephants, though I don't feel that connected to the actual animal... I just go googoo eyed over cute elephant stuff.

What were you like as a child? I kept to myself but laughed easily earning the name "giggle box." Didn't spend too much time with my peers since I technically had a job as a pageant girl/model and a lot of my free time was spent in classes to fill out my skill resume.

Favorite subject at school? Science and/or Math depending on the year but I generally just liked school.

Least favorite subject: Was never a subject, it was always a teacher I had beef with.

What's your best character trait? Not sure that's something I can say for myself... I tend to think things through and put myself in others shoes pretty well though.

What's your worst character trait? Ego.

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? *sigh* I just really want kids man. Pissed this is taking so long.

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? I always wanted to meet David Bowie and was heart broken he died before I got the chance.

Tag as as many mutuals as you want!!

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@feral-ferrule @techhasmjolnir @hellhoundmaggie @crosshairscrustysock @covert1ntrovert @orangez3st @lonewolflupe @eclec-tech @sandcoffiin

[the-mandawhor1an]

Get to know your moots

I actually got tagged by both @toomanystoriessolittletime and @djarins-cyare but I'm just now getting to it. Thank you for thinking of me, babies 💜

Warning, there is a lot of yapping under the cut and it gets a little emotional.

What’s the origin of your blog title?

Well... my blog title is something that Din will say to Maia at some point in my 'guided by the stars' fic. As of answering this, it's not published yet, but it'll be one or two months until the scene finally drops. I feel like little confessions like this "you're driving me insane" are the essence of Maia and Din. Also, I just live for being open like that. Vulnerable. and not having to feel embarassed for it because the other part just accepts it.

OTP(s) + shipname:

Can I just say Din and Maia? They have two ship names to be fair. Maiando (which sounds kinda like a dance) and Dirana.

If we're talking about ships I am not the creator of, Black Widow and the Winter Soldier, aka WinterWidow. Partially because that is kind of why I ended up falling for Heehoo, my husband. (We met at a convention, he was Bucky, and I had been Natasha the day before running into him and I was all heart eyes)

Favourite colour:

Purple, in all shades, hues and variants

Favourite game:

I still am a sucker for Skyrim.

But considering my current playtimes, I guess it would be Phasmophobia and/or Content warning. It's all I play with my friends.

Song stuck in your head:

Disease by Lady Gaga

Weirdest habit/trait:

I guess the little happy dance I do when food is good can be considered a weird habit. I just kind of wobble in my seat all cute.

Hobbies:

Writing, gaming, and if I actually make an effort to sit down to do it... painting/sketching

If you work, what’s your profession?

This is a heavy topic right now. I have told about two or three people on here already, but I effectively lost my job as a development engineer in the end of january, as my workplace is closing indefinitely. It came quite suddenly and I am dealing with a lot at the moment. Dealing with the grief that comes with it, for one. It completely kept me from being creative for a bit. My workplace was (and still is) just so accepting and it felt like we all were a bunch of friends besides being coworkers. I really hate that I will lose some of these people.

The emotional part isn't everything, though. Of course I have to find another job in due time, and to be completely honest, the market is shit. I worked a niche industry, I have a niche degree (engineer of photonics) and it makes it all the more stressful. The few jobs that sound interesting, I will have to rival my coworkers in, who are understandably also looking for jobs now.

What feels the most detrimental to me right now, is that I feel like a massive failure. Not because I lost my job, because this is nothing I had any impact on. Because I am a social recluse, mostly. It's probably just me being an introvert and also neurotypical but now with 'the end' being in sight, I'm finally opening up more to the awesome people I work(ed) with, and it feels like I missed so many opportunities to spend more time with them. And I massively blame myself for it.

I probably sound a little pathetic, because "coworkers aren't friends." I know, in most cases it is like that. Maybe I am a little naive because I don't want to think that everyone who said the same thing as I did, namely "It sucks that we won't work together any more because the climate just was so superb in here", lied to my face.

I still tear up when I think that in a few months, they're all gone and I might not see them ever again. "We'll stay in contact" works in theory, but who knows if life will get in the way again.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?

I would sell my soul if that meant I could keep my current job and my coworkers.

If I could do anything and could live off of it, it would probably be voice acting. I just play around with my voice for the funsies and don't pursue it at all, because I'm not a trained actress and it's incredibly hard to make it without proper training.

Something you’re good at:

If we judge by my current state: making myself cry.

If we judge by my writings: making myself (and maybe some of you) cry.

I'm not sure if there is anything I am actually good at. I am my own greatest critic. I have jokingly said to @rivnedell that I am the goddess of fluff. Maybe that is it.

I am okay at drawing and painting, I guess. And writing, because I've been doing it for 20 years.

Something you’re bad at:

Consistency. I don't build routines of any kind. I blame my ADD (or inattentive ADHD, if you want to call it that)

Something you love:

The community on here

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff:

My baby boy Din Djarin.

Something you hate:

I have misophonia so I will actually plot to kill you if you chew loudly in my presence.

Something you collect:

Stationery. If I were a dragon, I'd be happily sleeping on my pile of unused notebooks and tons and tons of pens.

Something you forget:

I seem to forget how tasty vegetables can be every few months

What’s your love language?

My number one is probably physical touch. I am a cuddlebug through and through. I am a hugger, and a cuddler, and I give both Heehoo and my cat a lot of kissies when I have the time.

Words of affirmation also kind of applies to me. I tell a lot of people that I love them, actually.

Favourite movie/show:

The Mandalorian. I think we have figured that out.

Favourite food:

Sushi. Close second is Pizza.

Favourite animal:

Any kind of cat

and Dikdiks. The name just makes people stare.

What were you like as a child?

Very quiet. I now know why. I don't like to think about my childhood too much. It wasn't bad in any regard, but I tend to focus on the negative.

Favourite subject at school?

Chemistry when we did experiments. I enjoyed feeling like a mad scientist. Especially when we accidentally made a little chlorine gas when we mixed vinegar and drain cleaner. DO NOT DO THAT! IN GENERAL NEVER MIX CLEANING SUPPLIES!

Least favourite subject?

German. I feel like teachers graded very subjectively. Also history in the last couple of years. I know Germany's history is important, and I don't disagree that it is still necessary to learn about (I mean look at the shit we're about to deal with again) but I would've liked to dive a little deeper into ancient Egypt and the Roman Empire.

What’s your best character trait?

I had to ask Heehoo for this one.

...

A little argument later, I return with this: My imagination/creativity, apparently.

What’s your worst character trait?

I am easily overwhelmed and I get mean.

If you could change any detail of your day right now, what would it be?

I should have gone shopping to get more snacks to motivate me to write, I guess.

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

Can I just travel in time but have to stay in this galaxy?

Because I might want to meet someone a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Recommend one of your favourite fanfics (spread the love!):

The fifteen Series (Din Djarin x Camgirl!Reader) by @whocaresstillthelouvre

It's hard to just pick one, as there are plenty amazing fics on here, but one I have fallen in love with was this little AU story of Din. Also all of the little cameos in the shape of names for side characters. It just sparked a lot of joy to read. And the smut is *Chef's kiss*

NPT: @zaddymandalorian @roughdaysandart @rivnedell @evolnoomym @guiltyasdave

@djarins-wife @djarinwidow @penvisions

[archangeldyke-all]

pls more about bodyguard!sev !!! them going public !!! the public loving them !! the wedding !!!!! help !!!

help is on the way babe <3

men and minors dni

funnily enough, your fans were the first people to suspect that something was happening between you and sevika-- only they suspected it months before you OR sevika even realized you had feelings for each other.

once you publicly announce your relationship, your fanbase goes crazy, absolutely ecstatic that you two managed to get your shit together.

sometimes, you and sevika will scroll through your #shipname on social media, watching corny edits of the two of you interacting. it always makes you both a little sappy and weepy-- you guys really are a cute couple-- even when you didn't realize you were a couple yet.

sevika keeps her position as your personal guard, but you add an extra personal guard to work with her on her shifts, to cover her watch when she's distracted by admiring you, or take over as first when you ask her to attend an event as your date.

of course, the media loves your relationship. sevika's comfortable with the cameras when she's working, when she's not the star of the show, but she absolutely hates the idea of all eyes being on her.

so you do one joint interview on night time television to address your relationship, and that's it.

sevika grips your hand the entire time, shaking in her boots. you answer most of the questions for her, and she spends the interview lovingly watching you effortlessly charm the crowd.

there is one question she takes though.

"when did you know you were in love with one another?" the old woman behind the talk show desk asks. sevika perks up with a smile on her lips and speaks without hesitation.

"first time i saw her sick." the audience laughs, but you don't-- you've never heard this before. "i'm serious. i knew i liked her for a while, but i thought it was just because she was always dolled up and on her best behavior when i was around. it's her job to be likeable-- i thought she was just good at her job. and she is, don't get me wrong. but the moment i knew, we were staying in thailand and she'd gotten horrible food poisoning. i remember coming to her hotel room to check on her. she answered in her pajamas, barf dried on her mouth, her eyes crusty from the nap she was taking-- she looked horrible. and when i saw her, i still felt that exact same relief and excitement i always did. and i felt it the rest of the night, too. even when she threw up on me." the audience 'awwww's. sevika smiles.

you promised her you wouldn't do too much pda in public-- it makes her uncomfortable to have so many people watching. but when you hear this, you just have to lean over and press a firm kiss to her lips. she doesn't seem to mind. the crowd goes wild.

your manager insists you have a big wedding. it's not sevika's thing, and it's not yours either. but you're a star, and sevika's the love of your life-- the people want a wedding.

so you plan something big. something wild and extravagant, with hundreds of paparazzi out front of the venue, and the most prestigious of your collages in attendance. your cake is taller than sevika, your dress is more a sculpture than a dress. it's all a lot. neither of you want it.

so the week before your wedding, you take sevika on a little getaway. you pack her favorite black suit, and your favorite white dress, and you drive her out to a small little retirement town where no one recognizes you.

you elope.

you marry in a tiny courthouse in the middle of nowhere, your witness being a grumpy old man who'd come to city hall to pay a parking ticket.

you both cry when you exchange ring pops (your real rings in your manager's possession until the wedding) and your kiss gets so nasty that your witness nearly has a stroke.

you spend the rest of the week in 'honeymoon' bliss-- fucking in the tiny hotel room you rented out, only leaving to hit up a greasy diner and nourish yourselves before returning to your love nest.

by the time your real wedding comes, you and sevika are both so fucked out and drunk off love for one another that you don't even notice all the fuss surrounding you.

it's just sevika, looking gorgeous as she stares at you on the altar. that's all you see that day. just. sevika sevika sevika.

the media notices. there's an article published about how there's only a handful of photos from your wedding and the following reception where you and sevika aren't lovingly gazing at each other, like you're the only two people in the whole world.

there's no photos from your real honeymoon... but there is a small gossip article where one of the housekeepers who was working in the hotel you both stayed in claims that you and sevika were, 'goin' at it like fuckin' rabbits.'

your manager tries to get it taken down, but you don't really mind... it's not like the kid was lying...

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[toxic-potions-productions]

Kisses for the birthday boy (Happy birthday, Genya!) (Genzuki/VenomousTaste)

I'M NOT LATE, I SWEAR!!

So, another year, another birthday. & just like last year, I can't let today pass without doing something for Genya's birthday

I told you I would do something a little different this year. I drew it! :D

I'm gonna try & draw some birthday specials just to have an excuse to draw more this year, but don't expect me to draw every single one. I'm still using Nebula, but I think this might be a fun way to change it up

Not only that, but this ship is really growing on me, & you guys said you wanted to see it, so I shall provide. Ya'll like the shipname for them? Lemme tell you, Genya's mohawk was such a bitch to draw, but it turned out so good, so it's worth it

Also, I redid Yuzuki's haori a bit just to make it simpler to draw, cuz anytime I try to look up Venom related things, all I get is Marvel TTwTT Ohh, well. Whatever

They lowkey so adorable, though-

& yes, since Genya is so mushy & shy with women, he did overheat & pass out after this, since his heart couldn't handle it. Poor baby is such a mess with women, he's so cute

Happy birthday, Genya! We miss you, sweet-pea! ^3^ ----------------------------------------------

Yuzuki Kyoshi by: Me

Genya Shinazugawa from: Demon slayer

Demon slayer by: Koyoharu Gotouge

Do not steal, trace or copy.

[itzpris15634]

Yknow, another cute shipname involving Pepper and Mitzi could be PepperMitz. It kinda sounds like peppermint, which iirc, a smell Pepper is quite fond of

[bonny-kookoo]

I just imagined namjoon posting her reading/speech lessons on his ig along with her progress. That’s just so him! Buying children’s books that goes along with what she can understand and also reading to her. I know everyone would melt about it (I’m already a puddle just thinking)

It's simple black and white pictures.

You, sometimes together with him, other times by yourself, but almost always reading something. Easy and light books that you can understand somewhat without his help. Other times, you're sitting next to him in those posts, a pen in hand guided by his own over yours, carefully teaching you.

It's small but steady steps. Routine learning. Easy practice.

He doesn't force you to do any of it. Whenever you've got a bad day, be doesn't make you do anything- on those days, you'll go on walks and small trips together, just to exist and calm down again.

And the people love it.

It sets a great example for how hybrids should be treated. He's being praised left and right for giving you not only the opportunity to live a comfortable life, but for also giving you the chance to learn, even if it's considered late. You're not stupid, you're not a 'lost cause' just because you're no longer a child anymore. You can still catch up, you still deserve the chance to at least try.

He shares recommendations for exercises and books, and in return, fans recommend their own findings to him.

It's another thing that has happened.

The fanbase has become increasingly more involved with you- from actively demanding updates on you, to asking about if there will be social medias dedicated or even run by you. He has to deny that, as of now- but he doesn't hold back and hides the fact that that's not his or your decision. But otherwise, there's nothing but excitement whenever you're seen anywhere- from his own Instagram, to Jungkooks livestreams, or Jimins dance practice video back when he was promoting his solo.

And also, there's enough fan accounts dedicated to updates from you by now.

Even skinship and jungkooks very obvious affection towards you do not seem to upset the fans at all. If anything, they've begun trending a shipname for you and the maknae, or the other members as well. It's cute.

He's glad.

Most hybrid-fans have been very understanding of the human fans, explaining that you might just integrate yourself into the pack- and with that, comes a lot of skinship and affection. But even if it was more intimate than that, big relationships aren't at all uncommon amongst hybrids, after all.

And ever since you joined them, the boy band has started to fall back into their instincts- reminding the public softly that they're not human at the end of the day.

So even dating rumors are seen as nothing but speculation- most articles discussing potential romance between any member and you bombarded with comments that are either annoyed at how dramatic its being portrayed, or upset that those people seem so desperate to invade your privacy.

Things are changing.

And looking at you, all sleepy now after multiple chapters of your new book, he can't help but feel as if those changes are all good.

Because he's got you down the line.

There's nothing better than that.

[sky-is-the-limit]

The bucktommy shippers really don’t understand anything related to this show to a baffling degree. A lot of them have literally just started watching the show since bi Buck became canon and they just have no clue what they’re talking about. I have been here since the beginning of season 3, and have been a dedicated Buddie shipper not because I just want to see men kiss but because they genuinely have the potential to be an amazing queer slowburn and their chemistry is top tier. Anyway I just want to say a few things.

Firstly, we don’t dislike the finale because of one 55 scene bffr. We dislike the finale because it took away a daughter from a lesbian couple and gave her to a straight couple (albeit probably temporarily), because the pacing was super weird and nothing seemed to have any emotional weight, and because they brought back a geriatric racist misogynist freak of a man for no reason.

Also the “Ryan doesn’t want Eddie to be gay” stuff is nonsense. Ryan is literally the person who came up with Buddie as a shipname, I’m dead serious him and Oliver were discussing what it would be and Ryan picked Buddie! He’s been supportive of the ship since the very beginning. He’s always said that he’s open to the possibility of Buddie happening. Him referring to Eddie as heterosexual means literally nothing because Oliver was also obviously not calling Buck bi before it became canon in the show. Ryan calls Eddie hetero because that’s canon, he can’t just say whatever he has to stick to what is shown in the show. Also they’re very conveniently forgetting the interviews with Ryan that were released after the finale in which he says that Eddie is no longer looking for a mother for Chris, that with Buck he can see what it’s like to have someone at his side to always have his back as opposed to how it was with his ex-wife, and he also used the word partner and referred to Eddie’s future love interest in a gender neutral way.

On top of that Oliver is a very transparent guy, he’s an actor but he can’t pretend to like people or storylines for the life of him. When Buck was together with Taylor, Oliver made it very clear how much he hated that ship on his social media. Now with BuckTommy he never shares or interacts with anything from that ship, the only time he did was some fanart of their first kiss and that makes a lot of sense because that’s when bi Buck became canon. But since then, not a word from him, the only things he posts and interacts with are Buddie related or just more generally related to the whole show. It’s very clear what his preference is, and even though he isn’t the writer he’s still number 3 on the call sheet and if he cannot be bothered to put his all into BuckTommy scenes because he hates that ship, eventually the writers won’t really have a choice.

Also anyone with common sense can tell after that finale that Buddie are endgame, it’s so incredibly clear which ship has the chemistry and emotional depth to last in the long-term, and it’s not the ones in that 55 second scene.

I hear you!!!

My main concern with this entire discourse, is that people are putting words into the acotrs' mouths and share it as factual.

I don't have much to add due to my extremely limited (to zero) knowledge but yesterday I watched another episode from s6 (I tune in whenever they show a random episode at 2am 😭) where Buck passed out on Eddie's couch as he was getting them beers and that was such a cute, intimate scene!! I can definitely see the chemistry between the characters.