#Secondus

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JUST-IN: A/Court vacates orders barring Secondus, Omehia, Opara from PDP’s meetings

The Court of Appeal in Abuja has set aside the orders by Justice Inyang Ekwo of the Federal High Court, Abuja barring three chieftains of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) from further attending any meeting of the party’s National Executive Committee (NEC) or participating in deliberations or proceedings of the meetings in any manner. The PDP chieftains are the party’s former National Chairman,…

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Konrad's Unlikely Redemption (Blasphemous x Warhammer 40000)

Chapter 1: Arrival and Meeting

Sometime, in the far future: Baal Secondus Many penitents were walking alongside the sandy shores moaning and weeping. Most were small huddled wretches falling as the heat of Baal's sun claimed them. Other, more wealthy practitioners were lucky enough to hire and pay enough to have a whole procession. Many people walked at a fevered yet measured pace. They knew that there would be a spot for them. After all, everyone was sinner in the eyes of the Saint Haunter. However all can seek redemption if they confessed. A pair was walking alongside them. They stood tall, both with their well worn power armor. One of them was wearing a large well brimmed hat, while the other was hunched with a ragged cloak about them.

The taller one turned to his companion and sighed. "We are here Acolyte." They pulled out a large beat stick and started pushing and kicking many of wretches out of the way. In front of the pair was a large temple. It was made of a oily black stone that seemed to drink the light of Baal's suns. Many of the penitents gave them a wide berth, given their status.. any attempts to pickpocket or rob them would led to worse fates than dying out here in the sun. The hunched acolyte stood tall and looked around at the courtyard... around the temple were burning purple, black, green, and red flames. After all, this was to be an assignment, however ever thing with this was a test.

"Why are we here Master" The tall person turned to look at their apprentice. "This is a lesson, to show why I give heretics more leniency than other more conservative fellows amongst my Ordos"

The Acolyte nodded and bowed. He had heard the stories when he was young.. About the 9 devils that fought the arch traitor. However, one devil came to the side of the Most Blessed of Saints and sought redemption. He had often spat at these stories. Traitors and heretics ought to have no mercy shown to them. After all, the devil who was worshiped today once..however he sighed.

The Inquisitor, almost if they would sense the dismay and anger radiating from their student. "I understand your apprehension, but if you cannot understand, then you and I may have to part ways."

They turned and walked into the temple. Many of the shrines and temples dedicated to Konrad, often smaller and more modest compared to the other primarch's shrines. However, there were more Arbities and servitors here, cause many a criminal and traitors were sent here to try and cleanse their sins. Many a temple was guarded with zealous Arco-Flagellants. They checked making sure that their Acolyte was by their side. He walked to the border to see a statue of Sangininus and Konrad fighting around five heavily armored women with unique weapons. They recalled about the tales about an exiled Sister Order trying to fight Konrad. In reality they were daemons possessing the bodies.

The statue had Konrad carved in ivory and onyx making him almost blend into the temple walls, while Sanginius was made from the purest gold. The four daemons were cast in thrice blessed rose gold. The Inquisitor went to a sacred place. There was one living witness left to the redemption, an Venerable Night Lord Dreadnought. They had to take the highest protocols. Soon they entered the chamber of the dreadnought. It was chained to the wall, with a table and two chairs with a recorder servo skulls as well as a simple scrolls and a inkwell for the Inquisitor to take notes and ask Questions.

The giant monster shook and groaned, and both the ancient machine spirit and Marine awoke within. "WHY AM I AWAKE? IS IT TIME FOR WAR?" It tried to rise up as the ancient chains trembled treating to breakfast and unleash this terror upon the world. Luckily they held fast as the Dreadnought calmed down. "Oh great one, we have only come to hear your account about eh great Crusade... about the time when the Redeemer and the Redeemed walked across the Earth. Please if you are able, tell us about how Lord Sanginius manged to redeem Konrad."

The dreadnought creaked and groaned, almost as if it was pondering the answer.

"I WILL TELL YOU, BUT ONLY ONCE. I WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK AND REST"

The Inquisitor quickly barked out orders to his assistant. When the go ahead was given to the dreadnought, its horns spoke.

"When I was young and still had all five of my limbs..."

A/N: I had posted this on AO3. And this was meant to be a gift, but I really need to update it/finish. Minus the fact I have like 3 other fics I need to finish.

Sorry, I have't been posting much.. its just that school.. and I had a hard spring semester.

[yayoshio]

Reading Plinius helps me understand why I usually never "relate" to fictional characters. When I do, it's always very surface level stuff where I don't see how and why someone would get a sense that they can relate in a deeply personal way. but plinius... ok I think I understand what people usually mean now. It's still not that deep but I'm impressed at how many times he acts or talks in a very similar way that I do. And the characters reacting to him being who he is also makes sense to me. This is how I know Yamazaki knows her stuff (and so does Tori Miki, to a certain extent).

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this is so me when Secondus pulls away and smiles at me, his eyes shining, the kind of smile that goes beyond any words

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

"Sump Panda" Bone Picker - (Homo sapiens quisquiliae collectori) - Necromunda

A lesser known abhuman species, Homo sapiens quisquiliae collectori is a race of humans originally found on Forlax Primus, Secondus, and Tertius, a series of waste worlds almost completely covered in detritus dumped from across the imperium. Generally ignored by most imperial crews, they are simply left alone. However, whether smuggled onboard freighters, or picked up by rogue traders, they can be found in many sumps across the Imperium, including Necromunda.

While the ruling class on many planets consider them either mutants or vermin, and the general consensus in the upper hives is extermination on sight, the "Sump Pandas" as they are known by the inhabitants of the underhives are in high demand by many gangs.

Coercing one or several of these creatures to join one's gang through bribes, bartering, or bullying is a fast way to come into possession of all sorts of technology and riches, as these abhumans have a knack for both thievery and finding all manner of things in the underhives. From esoteric weapons and smuggled stims to functional mining robots lost under piles of refuse, a squad of them can pick an entire black market clean or sort through several metric tons of trash for a single plasma power cell.

Art (and lore) by WolfdawgArt

[seat-safety-switch]

Tires cost a fortune. You can buy a car for $200, or at least you used to be able to, and easily spend double that on a set of rock-hard ditch-finders from the local tire shop. When I asked a tire company executive about it, they weasel-worded some mouth grease about tires being “expensive to ship.” Obviously, the only way I was going to get through this was to open a tire factory of my own.

This isn’t unusual. Tire factories used to dot this proud nation in a time before AliExpress and Amazon Secondus. Folks just like you and I would go to work and eke out a reasonable, middle-class existence – with a pension – putting high-quality tires under our neighbours’ cars, for cheap. Eventually, some spreadsheet said this was no longer cost-effective, and now we have to order our tires from another country.

I’m sure they have lots of good reasons for this. Tires are a lot better since the sixties and seventies: for instance, when it starts to snow, not everyone within a 50 mile radius of your car is instantly killed. You can brake harder into corners and also take them at greater speed, without them getting all greasy and knobbly as they heat up. You would expect this improved technology to cost more money, which means that the big tire executives needed to outsource it in order to make the final price more affordable.

Of course, this is patented bullshit. If you’re not interested in profit, you can make inexpensive, good tires all day long. Switch Tire Company, being technically a subsidiary of Switch Investment Corporation, is run entirely at a loss. We simply bet against ourselves every day, shorting our stock on the open market. People take the other side of it, maybe because we keep renaming our company to things like “Switch Blockchain Expressions” or “Switch Artificially Intelligent Hookerbots,” the sort of names that make the casual Wall Street Tier 1 investment bank think that we’re up-and-comers. Then we pour the money we made off their backs into running off a new set of race tires.

Sure, I could have used this kind of business acumen to do something other than lose money making tires for shit-box cars. How else was I going to be able to find 13-inch tires that are 10 inches wide?

[dear-ao3]

I'm naming my firstborn after Katya

name ur second born katya secondus (katya ii(?))

go full ancient rome on them

[divineerdrick]

The Warhammer Preview Show: Warhammer Day 2024

I'm once again liveblogging my reaction to a Warhammer preview, and I couldn't be happier!

Why?

Because the Preview was live again!

If you've followed my Warhammer Liveblogs you know how much I hated that they moved to prerecorded live shows. And I wasn't the only one! But once again the studio has listened to the community and it looks like we've got live shows back.

This is one thing I will constantly press about Games Workshop. Being less than a billion-dollar global company, in a niche hobby, means they still have to respond to us. If we make our displeasure known for long enough, and it impacts their sales, they have to act. If even 1% of Warhammer fans don't buy the latest and greatest product that GW releases, it hurts.

It also helps that they're under UK corporate law instead of American corporate law.

And I have a feeling from some of the things I've seen on discount retailer sites, that certain big releases have been under-performing. So hopefully this is the first in some course corrections.

Give San Guard their wings back!

I'm still wondering about what's going on with how few releases have been announced for Christmas. They do seem to be pushing War of the Rohirrim more than I was expecting, so maybe they really are trying to just let releases breathe instead of smothering them. I'm wondering how Necromunda Secondus and Mechanicum performed given how they released along side Age of Sigmar 4.0.

Honestly I think that most Warhammer fans hold GW products as being the best in the market. When they start taking a downturn, we start asking why we're paying so much for them. I think GW really should go back to a slower release cadence of higher quality products. Releasing both of their major game systems back to back in essentially a beta state should not happen. There's no excuse for 10th Edition Eldar to release one summer only for 4.0 Nighthaunt to release the next. And the less said about 4.0's Regiment system the better.

All and all, I'm still really excited for this Preview. I'm not expecting too much right now, but I'm willing to be surprised. For now, just having a live Preview is enough.

Enough rambling! Onto the Preview!

Preshow

Our hosts today are veterans of the Preview shows, Alex and Nick. This was one of the first things that got me excited when I checked in on the stream after discovering WarCom was down. After some of their traditional introduction, including asking for location shout outs, Alex tells us what we've got in store. The reveals today are for Underworlds, AoS, 40K, Kill Team, and Legions. Legions in the past hasn't gotten a lot of love in these Preview shows, so I'm hoping for a little better presentation this time around.

But then Nick slyly cuts in that those are just what was announced, and we should keep our eyes pealed. I've heard some rumors already, but let's see what they actually tease for us.

Underworlds

We're starting with GW's original Skirmish game set in the Age of Sigmar. I'm still really hoping that Warcry gets some love again soon, but I'm betting Underworlds must be just slightly outperforming it.

Oh wow! So with the new edition of AoS out and the story advancing with the Vermindoom, the team has decided to release a new edition of Underworlds. And this edition looks like it will also start with a Stormcast verses Skaven box.

They're once again pushing that accessibility factor with this new edition. I will say this much, other than a few sticking points I have I don't really feel this push to accessibility has resulted in any "dumbing down" of these editions. Probably the worst offender was Kill Team 2nd, and they've undone some of that. Admittedly they pushed the worst part even more . . . Still I feel that 40K 10th and AoS 4.0 are still very tactically deep games. And that, at the end of the day, is what really matters.

And unfortunately we're probably never going to see this push to expand the audience through accessibility ever go away. Businesses in the current corporate world live and die through growth. There's only so much money GW can wring out of their current audience. There has to come a point where GW expands their audience, or investors will leave and the company will decline.

Unfortunately that's tricky to do when you also keep raising the prices of starter products.

But Underworlds has always been relatively inexpensive compared to GW's other products. It's a perfect example of creating a stepping stone into the larger hobby. Buying a board game style starter box with only a few push-fit miniatures to assemble and paint is much easier than buying and painting something like Skaventide. And GW looks to be leaning into that.

They're really throwing a lot of long looks into the miniatures and the board. Still, no matter how much time they spend here this is never as good as the bright, close-in pictures WarCom usually has later. One advantage of the Live previews is we often get to see some of those ahead of time. Hopefully Nick and Alex will focus in on some like they used to.

Here's our box reveal.

And you're making me nervous Nick. This is very similar to a lot of those prerecorded shows. Now that the reveal trailer is done I don't want to be here having someone presenting a prerecorded message on why I should want to pick this up. I want to be back in the studio, with chat, getting live impressions and active responses to questions and feedback from you and Alex. You got me excited for a live show, Nick. Don't turn this around on me.

Uh oh! It's a reset! Normally, this would have me excited. But there are two things that make me nervous here.

The first is that this game incorporates cards and deck building. If they're completely updating the rules, does that mean previous cards won't work anymore? Will we have to get new decks for any warbands we play?

The second is Kill Team. In case you didn't know, Kill Team just introduced a Standard style rotation that means that eventually your Kill Teams won't be legal in competitive play. Many classic Kill Teams already don't have rules in the new edition. Now many of those Kill Teams are still perfectly fine for casual games . . . for as long as GW writes compatible rules for them. But eventually you won't be able to play a given Kill Team without going back to a prior edition of a game. That's fine for collectors who have lots of friends going back to previous editions. But for most LGS communities, that creates a problem.

I'm guessing Underworlds will work in a similar way. I don't know if any previous Warbands will get retired, but they'll probably introduce a cut off point and then rotate out older Warbands eventually. You'll probably have to go buy a new deck for any of the older Warbands to use them in the new rules. This is all just speculation, but it's speculation based off how GW has been running their other games.

This may be a small point to some, but it's a legitimate up-sell to me. GW has gotten considerably better at creating and designing rule books. They've gotten much easier to read in recent editions of their games and much easier to use at the table. I'm hoping they continue to refine them. Also their apps have gotten better too for looking up the latest version of any given rule.

We're also going to single boards, war scrolls, and they're defining Warbands with stat systems to help you understand their play style. One thing I'm not sure of is the replacement of card art with miniature photos. I kind of liked the way the cards added some of that great GW art into the game. I'm not sure how well the various cards will depict the action if it's just still photos.

All and all the new edition looks good, but I've got questions that are going to need answered.

Back in the studio we've got some great shots of the miniatures - not sure I'm liking the sculpt around the eyes for this one - but we're not getting any community interaction yet. There's no point in these being live shows if we don't have any response to the community feedback and questions!

Hm . . . We've got them just talking over these repeating slideshows. I'd honestly prefer to just seem them sitting their and talking to each other to gauge their live reactions. And while I'll admit that this is a new edition, and there's a lot to talk about, they're kinda just going over what the presentation showed. Yes! I'm going to harp on this! I want community interaction, dammit!

Okay, here's one point answered. The starter set is going to come with four decks in it, one based on each of the now named play-styles, Strike, Take and Hold, Flex, and Mastery. These decks will be playable with any Warband. So any of the old Warbands that receives rule updates can use these decks to start with.

It looks like with other recent new editions, we'll get our first chance to see this played at a GW event. In this case it's the Tampa Open, which is next weekend! So we'll probably learn a lot about the game in the coming days.

. . .

And now we're moving into the next part of the show. No questions taken, no feedback, not even a glance at chat. I'm not happy.

Age of Sigmar

And it's just the Warhammer Day miniature. We've already seen this. It's a pretty cool looking miniature to be sure, but why are we covering it here?

My hype is draining away.

Same thing with the Darkoath. Though this looks like it might be a box set, and that means it might have some new miniatures.

Oh! While they didn't show it, this is the announcement for the Slaves to Darkness Battletome. I did miss that this box set is the Darkoath Spearhead. So this will be our first big release for AoS 4.0 following Skaventide.

We're getting a new release for a Sorcerer Lord outside of the Warhammer Day model. This one sounds like it will have a few options for it. Hopefully we'll see these on WarCom.

And here's our Battletome reveal! It sounds like they're doubling down on how little changed between the Skaven Index and Battletomes. This is potentially bad as some of the AoS armies need some real changes.

We are getting a new Army of Renown, Be'lakor's Legion of the First Prince. So hopefully that will bring something interesting for AoS players to experiment with. It's my understanding though that Regiments of Renown aren't seeing much play right now. But we can wait and see.

Speaking of! We've got a nice rules preview here of a new Regiment of Renown that can be included in any most of the god-aligned Chaos factions. The Daemon Prince gets to keep it's Gift of Chaos that it would have claimed in an S2D army and gets the relevant faction Keyword too. However, I can't imagine spending a drop on this the way AoS 4 currently plays, unless they change how drops work in the next rules update.

Battleforces

They didn't mention any universe transition, just that big boxes are on the way soon. My guess is this is our first look at the holiday boxes, which will probably included both 40K and AoS, maybe Old World if we're lucky.

These are all themed after detachments. The Tau box is obscured, but we saw it earlier in the preview, and is the Retaliation Cadre. This means that this is probably a sneaky reveal of one of the new Imperial Knight Detachments, the Valourstrike Lance. Though that sounds suspiciously like it might be a rename for the Noble Lance.

I'll note that none of these battleforces are Chaos themed. We've got three Imperial battleforces and two Xenos. But there looks like there's a lot of value in these kits. That Tau box has a Riptide in it, the Knights have a Paladin and four Armigers, the Sisters comes with two vehicles and a pair of Penitent Engines, the Necrons get the Void Dragon, and the Dark Angels get The Lion. I'm not gonna add everything up here, since I can't see exactly what everything is, but that's over $300 worth of Knights.

And just as I suspected, we immediately go into AoS boxes.

We're only getting four here, Maggotkin, Cities, Iron Jaws, and Flesh-Eaters. One for each Grand Alliance. These don't appear to be based on any Regiments or Armies. And I'm not seeing anything popping out at me for high value items.

These are indeed our holiday boxes. As with recent years, these are designed to go along with the intro boxes. So if you get a Combat Patrol or Spearhead alongside one of these, you'll have a pretty decent collection. Whether they match well with previous Battleforce launch boxes, I'd have to check. But at the very least, I know the Dark Angels one didn't have The Lion in it.

They're saying they're supposed to match Regiments in AoS. I only checked Iron Jaws, but looking through the others they also don't match any current Regiments. So these might be renames or new Regiments coming in the Battletomes.

Hah! They even just mentioned that the Cities of Sigmar force can represent different Regiments! So maybe there wasn't any actual consideration made there at all.

They also just brought up that there's duplication with the Morbheg Knights. So not so good there for the AoS portions either.

Warhammer Armoury

They tease that no one knows about this reveal yet. But it's an Officially Licensed product, so outside of games I'm not sure how much interest there will be.

Warhammer Armory! Okay, you have my attention.

Also, gee! I wonder what's about to be revealed?

There it is! Ghal Maraz! (Subject to GW's approval.)

i haven't gotten my hands on any of these, but I really want to see if I can. I just love stuff like this. If my father's business could get them to sell, we would in a heart beat.

I still have my Slayer of Kings. It's sitting right next to me. I'd honestly love to collect more stuff like this.

Legions

So we've already had Mechanicum for Legions revealed, so they're starting off by going into the lore. I guess that's one way to try to pay more respect to the specialist game. Still I'm hoping for more news for Legions.

"Now you're probably sat at home, thinking, "Games Workshop we've already seen these." It had crossed my mind, yes.

Dark Mechanicum! While they haven't shown any traitor specific models yet, the new rules will allow you to field these models in both Loyalist and Traitor forces.

But they're not keeping us waiting for long! This is the Serperos Heavy Stalker. Looks like it's a near Titanic scale model for the Dark Mechanicum. Like most of the new Mechanicum stuff, I'm totally here for this.

I'm also still hoping to see some even larger creations hitting Titanicus and Legions. Say a certain class of Titan that hasn't had an official model for a while . . .

And book reveal! This book will apparently have the rule for playing both factions. So hopefully we'll see more force specific miniatures in the future.

A Special Surprise

Something a bit more lighthearted. A feast in the field, huh? Blood Bowl? Don't they already have halflings?

40K! I know what this is! Apparently Death Korp isn't all the Guard is getting!

"Make a pie crust from compressed cardboard and fill it with a tin of Munitorum issued nutrient paste." Yummy.

I'm so here for this!

These ratlings look fantastic and have so much life and character to them! This is a fantastic addition to the Guard range!

Oh! It's a commemorative model! Boo! I want this to be a part of the main range!

Oh well. Looks like I'm picking up at least one thing for myself this year.

Kill Team

They teased more ratlings, but look at these Boyz! More proper Orky miniatures! Yes!

And there's our new ratlings! Look at the bulldog!

So I guess the next Kill Team box is Orks verse Ratlings. So much for the idea that the next team would be Storm Boyz. Specifically this is Ratling Snipers verses Tankbustas.

All of these miniatures look pretty bespoke. The ratling kit is definitely new, but that doesn't look like an upgrade sprue on the Orks either. I'm wondering if all the Kill Teams will be new kits from now on?

This Kill Team set will include a bunker terrain piece and missions for trying to defend the bunker or storm it. Sounds like a fun time.

The holiday miniature will also have a mission for trying to steal the food for their provisions. So there's another fun detail.

Hmm. New animation or game?

Bandai Namco? Guessing game.

Oh! I was wrong! It's an animated short! Looks like a free one too!

Our next preview will apparently be in November, for the Championships and Grand Narrative Campaign. I'm hoping they do a better job there.

But as the sign off, they hit us with one more teaser.

Final Thoughts

I've apparently hit my image limit, so I'm not gonna go into more details on the miniatures. But on the whole they were fantastic. Not the biggest fan of the Stormcast models for Underworlds but the Skaven models were cool. All the other new models, especially our new Kill Team set and commemorative mini look fantastic! While this Preview was light on new models, what was shown was great!

And that's all the good I have to say.

So this did definitely need to be a Preview because they were revealing the new Underworlds. But honestly, they could have made the whole show about that and I think it would have been better. The Kill Team reveals were good, but the rest was stuff that would normally just be a WarCom article. So they may as well have just dedicated it all to an Underworlds deep dive and left the Kill Team stuff for later.

And while I think this was better than the prerecorded stuff we got before, this might as well have been prerecorded. In fact I'm sure there are gonna be people who accuse this stream of being prerecorded. There was zero interaction with chat. Yeah, they asked chat to call out where they were from like they used to, but then didn't acknowledge any responses. Chat might as well have not been there, and that means this might as well not be live.

This isn't okay! And while I appreciate the nod to the old format, this was honestly something where I wanted to see designers talking about what they were doing. I don't want to hear Nick and Alex talking about the new mechanics and design ideas of Underworlds, I want to here it from the people who made the game! While I didn't like the mock interviews, there's no reason not to have the designers on there talking about what they're excited about.

Between lack of meaningful reveals and the misuse of the live format, this is still a fail. If the last review was a student handing in a print-off from Wikipedia with his name on it, this one was two guys who threw together their paper at the last minute. This will probably be my last liveblog for these. I'm certainly not gonna do another one until I see meaningful changes in the format.

[farsight-the-char]

A lot surprisingly.

Hive Secondus box for Necromunda, plus sold seperately terrain stuff and accessories, and some FW specialists.

...

The Dwarfs of the Old World getting new packaging, including Arcane Journal, Battalion box, and accessories.

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New AOS starter boxes revealed.

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Secondus Backs Planned Nationwide Protest

A former National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, Uche Secondus, has voiced his support for the planned #EndBadGovernance protest in Nigeria, while also challenging President Bola Tinubu’s stance on the matter. Secondus, in a statement released on Tuesday by his media aide, Ike Abonyi, reminded the President of his history with protests, stating, “President Tinubu while in opposition…

[nomansskye]

Colossal archive details:

[I read the records of an auction held a century ago on Balaron-Secondus. A Trade Lord had left a vast amount of artworks behind after their death. Their heirs, numbering in the thousands, had liquidated the estate.]

-{{ Next, we have the work of the Craf-Gek Sibl, from the Fifth High Recession. As you can see, pheromones dance among the light-spears and holograms, a synthesis of Gek and Korvax technology.

The work depicts two entities at work: trading, worshipping, searching for their place in a strange, infinite universe. Despite the recurring elements, the Korvax and the Gek never look at each other, never align.

Note how the Gek will often tremble, often shake, even as it succeeds in making a profit, even as its ally continues on in peace.

The work is titled 'Guilt'. Do I have a buyer? }}-

[mr-downer-2024]

it is interesting for the Lion to return considering he was one of the best fighters out of all of the Primarchs and it contrasts nicely with grandpa smurf being the more logistical nation building type, especially when you take Guileman’s imperius secondus plan into account and how they came into conflict over it.

[ladykailitha]

Look, do I know I have 12 billion AUs already? Yes. Are they getting written any time soon? Eh....maybe. But have another one anyway.

Stardust AU

Steve as Tristran. (We're going to have swap Jonathan and Steve's canon backstories for this but shush!) the shop keeper's son, left on the man's door step.

Nancy as Victoria, the woman Tristran is in love with, but has a boyfriend who is about to propose. But is only really interested in his wealth.

Joanthan as Humphrey, the rich toff.

Eddie as Yvaine- the falling star.

Robin as Captain Shakespeare- she's been dressing up as a man to be captain and chase women. The party is her crew (mainly because the rest of this cast are pretty much bad guys).

For the witches we would have Henry, Billy, and Tommy who want Eddie's beauty for themselves.

The prince brothers would be the same. Primus, Secondus, Terius, Quartus, Quintus, Sextus, and Septimus.

Hopper as the Wall guard, but the rest of the cast is filled with the characters from the story, because like I said this story is very thin on the ground when it comes to good people characters.

[annicaax]

Goodness, do we get to see their faces? Book 4 is coming and i haven't even finished reading book 3 yet... seriously, does this mean we're going to see the hooded guy's face? p'rolly not but at least the hood is off... lol... And there are actually four of them? Primus? Secondus? etc? i reckon these may be ranks and they actually have their own first names. wouldn't be surprised if they're proven to be brothers

[bitchkay]

Double dog dare you to do nsfw headcanons for Quartus 🗿

I just know you’re gonna go crazy with it with what I saw in the post about Quartus you just made LMAO

[Ask received: oct 3rd 2023]

PLZZZ😭😭

Yk I posted that while i was at school earlier, I feel like my friends was looking down at my phone and seen all the horny reaction memes like 🤨🤨 but look, this is who we are and this is who we represent

Anyways 😋 *quickly makes a banner for him*

NSFW headcanons for court of darkness~

Rating: Explicit(18+mdni)

Hehehehehe😋

Disclaimer, I can guarantee you that every time I talk about Quartus I'm so fucking horny

Like so fucking horny.

Like he fucks up all my cognitive functions

But who said I wanted to think🥰🥰

Ok well first of all he doesn't really care about you

That's a given

He just wants a hole to fuck and I wouldn't be surprised if you were being passed around all of Obscurus (which honestly kinda slays🙄✋🏽)

He's pretty cruel too

Sometimes he doesn't even want to get off, he just wants to see you cry

Even if you've fucked all four of them (separately and all at once) you probably spend most of your time with Quartus, as if you'd have a choice though

Overstimulating you until it physically hurts to cum anymore shaking in your own mess or edging you for hours until you cum untouched, you're not finished until you're sobbing pathetically over his lap begging for some bout of mercy

Thick ringed fingers shoved into your pussy, squirting until your mess is all over the floor and you're dehydrated

He somewhat takes care of you though when you're done, making sure you're cleaned up and resting, tended to to some degree, he wants you alive at least

Wounds bandaged, bruises salved

Bare minimum of aftercare basically he just needs to know you're still alive and good

Well I wouldn't really call it bare minimum cus he still taking care of you but just not really showing you any affection which in my opinion is a big part of aftercare but be lucky that he looked twice at you after he got his nut in

Yes Quartus would fuck the absolute shit out of you until your reduced to nothing but a fuck doll but you still have free will in a sense where you're tied down to them but still able to move freely, none of obscurus really cares what you do as long as you back to satisfy their needs and answer their every beck and call

You're like a servant basically(personal slut)

You would go briefly into town to do some shopping ya know pick up some vegetables, do some lolly gaging and shit but by the time your back you have a cock down your throat and one in your ass

(If you even think to spill a word about iritium you're dead though. No hesitation. You are replaceable.)

Its definitely not an uncommon practice to be shared between Quartus and Secondus, Quartus preferring your front end, fucking your throat while Secondus takes you from behind

I think if Quartus isn't fucking your pussy up he's fucking your throat

His dick can barely fit in your pussy, imagine him shoving it down your throat😳

"Swallow it. Swallow. It. All."

Better have a good gag reflex cus he is not stopping if he triggers it and you throw up all over it, might even make you clean it up cus "you got my dick all dirty."

The man is vile

Disgusting even

That how I like them🥰🥰 /hj

He would have you touch yourself in front of him, guiding your movements until your an overstimulated mess

"What a slutty pussy~"

"Spread that pussy for me. Wanna see that cunt dripping."

And that's just before he gets his dick out

He likes when your nice and dumb for him, when nothing but moans can spew from your lips

He has an authority kink.

He doesn't care what title you give him, it's more about the power he has over you than anything

If you worship him like a god expect not to be able to walk for a few days

If you couldn't already guess he's a dom

Hard dom.

Can and will slap you arround like a whore degrading you at every turn

Don't you dare even think of being brat, he will not touch you

The worst punishment of all

He will command you to the bed with your face down ass up, you think this your punishment like you're about the get the best and roughest fucking of your life

Nah this is your punishment

He'll jerk off in front of your pussy while you beg and cry to at least see him, you wriggle your bum needily, your hole clenching in anticipation for satisfaction that never comes

The only thing you're getting is his cum landing on your ass as he finishes and a hard spank to your ass cheek before fixing himself up to get back to committing heinous acts against humanity, leaving you there unsatisfied and covered in jizz

He molds his dick into a dildo for you and loves to watch you fuck it

Making you bend yourself out of shape just to see how your pussy looks taking his dick

Often times you'll end up begging for his dick, wanting the real thing inside you nearly to the point of tears

The toy might be his exact replica but nothing compared to the searing heat that permeates through your pussy when he fucks you

Eventually he gets tired of your whining and gives in

"Beg for it. Beg for my fucking cock like the slut you are. Beg like I taught you to"

But not in the way you wanted

He fucks your ass leaving your leaky pussy neglected as you sob and cry as he folds your body in half

He grunts as your tight anus squeezes his cock, your pussy drooling all the while

He fingers your pussy as he fucks your ass until you cant take it anymore, massaging your g-spot until your a squirting mess and just holding onto the threads of consciousness

"Isn't this what you wanted?! You wanted your slutty holes filled, right?!"

Unless he's degrading you Quartus isn't really that vocal during sex

He'll grunt here and there but other than that he doesn't say much

You on the other hand, your voice is always bouncing off the walls of the room

If you're not screaming he will just fuck you rougher.

He wants to hear you yell, beg, scream all of that

If none of that is happening he's fucking you wrong

The only instance you're not breaking the sound barrier is if you're gaged

Whether that be a ball gag, his fingers, covering your mouth, maybe he tapped your mouth shut, he might even gag you with your soiled panties

I'm telling you this man is vile

If you ever have to go somewhere with him assuming you're also a member of iritium and not just a servant of obscurus or whatever the fuck, he's gonna pull some shit

The other members of obscurus are irritated by this mind but that still doesn't stop him from fingering you under the table

Shit if the meeting isn't urgently important the others might join in toying with you too

You are basically obscurus fuck toy anyway

Obscurus orgy🥰🥰

Being gang fucked by all of them🥰🥰🥰

"Fuck, you’re such a slut. Begging for all of those dicks. Are you satisfied now? With my cock down your throat and two more inside both of your holes? It’s almost admirable the way you keep letting us cum inside you. I know you like it. You’re such a greedy fucking cumslut, that’s why you’ve already swallowed two of my loads, but your mouth feels so good I just can’t stop. Maybe you could beg me to if you weren’t too busy gagging around me. Primius would take my place if I moved, but I bet you want that, don’t you? You want to taste every cock in this room. You want to feel every one stretching out your tight cunt and ass."

Being used by all four of them😁👍🏽

I need a lobotomy.🤭

This is dirty talk to me atp

Quartus choking you until you pass out👁👁

Like imagine he has you in a mating press, all folded up and shit

And he wraps a big veiny hand arround your throat putting just enough pressure to make you a little light headed

Yk just enough to feel it but not like life threatening like not wind pipe crushing

And he fucking rearranges your whole reproductive system until it's entirely too much

He pushes you towards your orgasm simultaneously pressing just the bit harder to make your eyes roll back and your body go limp

Porn.

Literally porn.

If yall talk about this and establish your okay with him continuing (🚨important🚨: ‼you're okay with it‼) in these situations when you pass out then expect to be fucked back awake too

If you're not okay with that then that's where it ends, fucked beyond belief and put to sleep by dick, he'll be back when you're coherent again

Let's talk boundaries for a sec cus I be saying this that and the third but dont get this shit twisted yall this mutually beneficial

Yall got an arrangement

Beg, cry, whine, bitch, moan, yall established what you are and aren't okay with way before yall started fucking

As you should by the way

Of course you're just his hole to fuck but you're okay with being a hole to fuck cus shit this shit mutually beneficial he got amazing dick he can lay down flip it and reverse it in this pussy

Yall fuck disrespectfully because yall want to be fucked disrespectfully

Yall use the traffic light safe word system

Red is stop immediately/we're done, yellow is slow down/this is good but no more, green being go, like continue, you're good

Only few times have you needed to say red but only because you literally left like you were going to die

Like yes you've passed out before and felt lightheaded, you know like you've definitely played around with your life before, consciousness wavering a lil bit

But if you genuinely fear for your life, or he do something you're not okay with at all, red, youre done, were finished

The procedure usually is he just stops touching you period

Stops what hes doing, backs away, if you're hurt, that's tended too, it's a full stop until further notice

For yellow, not much changes but he'll seamlessly change the position or slow down, change the method and stuff go from a full nelson to prone bone shit like that

I need to lick this mans body👁👁

I need him injected into my blood stream(sexual)

Let's talk about full nelson for a second actually😳

Um

Yeah

Hell fuck you full nelson in front of the rest of obscurus.

Humiliation kink but also like asserting dominance over the rest of them cus idk some kind of inferiority complex due to being the lowest rank out of the four or something--

Mostly humiliation though

He wants to see you cry and get embarrassed being fucked with your pussy on full display, your juices openly dripping down his shaft

Might let the others have a turn when hes done, depends on his mood

Pussy spanking.😳

No cus imagine😳

"My girl likes having that slutty cunt slapped? Yeah? It feel nice pretty?"

He holds your legs open and brings and large veiny hand down you on your cunt, a loud wet slap against your pussy lip, your clit throbbing in need--

Yall anyway--😳

Big dick

Between 8 and 10 inches which is certified monster cock status😈😈

I wanna be broken.

Also why he molded his cock into a dildo, he gets the close up of you struggling to take his cock but also the wide angle of you fucking yourself with it

Its thick too don't get it twisted

That shits thicker than your forearm

That mother fucker has an actual weapon on him💀

Fucking him has probably permanently altered the space between your legs💀

Bro opened up your pelvic floor

This why he gotta make sure you alive after you done

Quartus might kill people but he does that shit intentionally ok he do that cus he want too

This is not on purpose, bro was not trying to kill you this time💀💀

He doesn't do alot of foreplay but enough

"Yeah? You like getting that pussy stretched out? Maybe I should fuck you without prep more often. Dirty girl."

Theres alot of cock for you to take so it better be enough

And you take it everytime

Yay vagina powers for adapting to the size of your partners cock🥳🥳

Don't even think about running from it cus he'll just pull you tight back on the d like nothing

Cant take it? Welp should thought about that before, hes not stopping until he sees you cum

"Don't fucking push at me, lay back. And keep your hands to your fucking self."

You do it in doggy style more often than not

Nothing like fucking into you, smacking ya ass and shoving your face into the pillows

Got you seeing stars

Back pushed into a deep fucking arch, fivk completely recking your guts

It's so beautiful it brings a tear to the eye😢

I mean your also crying for other reasons but--

Nothing better than seeing you wailing on his dick saying "ish to much t'much!" but fucking back on him when he stops like make up your mind🙄

"I told you to stop squirming. Want me to spank you again, hm?"

Did I cover everything😁

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