#Seasonal Plant Rental

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All About Fertilizer - The Ultimate Guide

All About Fertilizer - The Ultimate Guide

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How you can Find Your Perfect Garden?

How you can Find Your Perfect Garden?

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[aphelionwrotes11]

MDNI 18+ (light dubcon) unedited

Part 3 : Trucker!simon

CW: smut, cunnilingus/fingering, fluff, a little bit of hurt/comfort

1.6k words

Trucker!simon finally takes his bird home

It takes only a month before you’re quitting your job at the shitty truck stop and talking your landlord out of your lease. Simon does all of the heavy lifting when it comes to the moving. Attaches a trailer to the back of his semi cab and uses that to haul your belongings to his private home in the outskirts of the city.

He tells you this is his actual house, the one he’s taken you to before was just the rental he kept to stay in when he was in the city. Just more convenient, closer to the loading dock for the company he works for. It shocks you that he can afford to rent and own a property at the same time, and he does it just because it’s convenient.

It’s a real nice property, large and lush. The long gravel driveway is lined with pines and brush, at the end is a two story home with a large unfenced yard full of green grass and clover. You can’t help the way you gape at the house, So beautiful, and obviously paid for by the money he made in the military and his fat check from long rides in his truck.

He walks you around the entire property as soon as you get there, showing you around inside and out. The house is even more beautiful inside than out, with gorgeous stained glass windows, wooden beams, spiraling stairs, and a kitchen lined with green tile with flower accents. The decor itself is all rather plain, practically a blank canvas, but it just gives you more to work with. There’s a couch where there’s supposed to be one, a coffee table, plates and silverware for two, but not much else.

When you question him on why there’s practically no furniture at all, he just says he’s never needed much. You imagine so, just one man living in a big house. He doesn’t mention that he bought this property not too long after he saw you for the first time, known since the beginning he would have you one way or another.

“Ther’s space in th’back for a garden. Can put whatever ya want in it.” He tells you, and smiles as you grin excitedly, saying that’s great because you’ve always wanted to start up a garden. (He knows, came home and built up some plant beds and bought gardening supplies after you told him that on the first date.)

He spends the next few hours helping you unpack all of your things, which isn’t much. Didn’t exactly have a lot of space for anything other than necessities in your dingy apartment. He takes extra care placing your folded clothes into your shared dresser. Lining your panties beside his boxers. Chuckles as you wave him off, telling him you can do it yourself with a blush on your cheeks. Walks away with a pair of black lace panties tucked in his back pocket, he’s gonna put those in his truck for the next ride out.

The first few weeks are like a dream, the two of you spending nearly every moment together. You weren’t expecting it to feel this easy. You weren’t expecting yourself to wanna be around him so much. You used to call yourself an introvert, preferred your personal time and space over all else. But now you find yourself crawling across the couch to nestle yourself into his arms late at night, or opting to read your books on the bench in the garage as he works on his truck.

The first time he leaves for work isn’t as bad as you thought it would be, he was gone for only 14 hours. Left in the early morning when it was still dark and came home just in time for dinner.

The second time wasn’t so easy, his ride was a full 25 hours away, and you found yourself nervous the entire time he was gone. He told you before hand that he would occasionally have to go on overnight rides, sometimes he’d have to go on rides that would take a week. But he assured you that those were few and far between. Unfortunately he had told you that before holiday season.

And now, as the next week goes by and you find yourself only seeing your boyfriend a few hours a day, your irritation only grows with each passing 24 hours. When he comes back to his lovely bird being sharp and cold, he knows that something has gotta change.

“Whots th’matter, bird? Talk to me.” He says, a tinge of desperation in his voice, only to be met with your frown as you turned back to your book.

When he first picked up this job after retiring from the military, he didn’t mind the ever changing schedule or long rides. Figured it was for the best, something to keep him busy until he’s too old to work anymore. That was until he met you. Suddenly the long rides felt like eternity until he could return to that greasy truck stop to see you again.

And now that he has you all for himself, the long rides and changing hours make him dread waking up in the morning just to leave your beautiful sleeping form all alone. On the third day of your cold shoulder, the next time he goes into work he has a talk with his boss. He’s promised a strict schedule and reduced hours as soon as the holiday season is finished, with all of the other truckers already knee deep in work, it just wasn’t an option to implement his new schedule so soon.

He makes plans to use a couple weeks of his unused PTO by the next month so that he can make up for the lost time.

When he comes home after a particularly rough shift, his skin feels tight and muscles tense, all he can hope for is to pull you into his arms and nestle his face into your neck. But as it’s been for the past few days, you’re cold once he comes home. He can’t help the irritation that builds in his gut as you ignore him when he asks how your day was.

“Alright bird, that’s it.” He says, rising from his seat that the table and getting to you in record time.

You gasp as he lifts you up and lays you on the kitchen island. Ignores your protests as he lifts up your nightgown and pulls down your panties to reveal an already glistening pussy.

“Been so good for you bird, workin’ so hard, gettin’ that shit done just to come home to you all pissy..” he growls, letting out a low groan as he presses a thumb to your swollen clit.

“Whot you so mad at me for? Think you can’t talk to me?” He asks, pressing his index finger into your pussy as you squirm.

“Would rather you yell at me than this shit- fuck-“ he says lowly, bringing his nose down to your lips and sniffing..like a dog. Chuckles as you whine at him.

“Don’t worry birdie, I’ll make you feel better.”

With that, he starts thrusting his fingers into your throbbing cunt as he licks your clit with his thick tongue.

It’s not long before he’s thrusting into you at a godforsaken pace, the only sounds being your moans and mewls, his low groans, and the lewd sound of your wet pussy being finger fucked and sucked on by his drooling mouth.

“Love you bird, y’know I do-“ he mumbles into your pussy, pressing a kiss to your clit.

You feel that familiar coil of pleasure tighten in your core, your toes are curling, your nerves are hot. You choke out a warning, telling him you are so, so close. He doesn’t relent, just carries on.

The orgasm is blinding, your eyes rolling back into your head as you clamp your thighs around his head. He moans into your pussy as you cum, slurping up your juices and rubbing his nose against your clit.

Pushes you to the point of near overstimulation, stops once you start crying that it’s too much. When he pulls away, a string of his spit and your juices is connected to his mouth. His pupils are blown wide and he looks out of it. He’s panting, fingers digging into the fat of your thighs as he presses kisses into the tender skin.

He presses his cheek into your tummy and glances up at you, “feeling better?” He asks with a smirk.

After he’s finished with you (which is when the sun has long since set) and you are snuggled in his warm arms on your shared bed is when he tells you about his conversation with his boss.

“M’sorry. Been neglecting ya, haven’t I birdie? Won’t do it again.” He tells you. But you shush him with your own apologies, telling him you should’ve just talked to him, shouldn’t have ignored him and so on.

“Don’t ever feel ‘fraid of talkin’ to me, bird. I’ll always listen.” He says into your hair.

That night, after a long week of coldness and anger, the two of you lay sound asleep in each others warm embrace, totally peaceful.

Note: hey guys!!! Hope you enjoyed this one!! Had to add in a little bit of sweetness for you all 🩷🩷 as usual this one is unedited so please forgive any mistakes or lack of cohesiveness, I’m planning on coming back and editing a bunch of stuff eventually. But for now I’m just kinda throwing random things out for fun 😆 anyways, next thing I’ll be bringing out will most probably be stalker!simon, that or trucker!john price. Love you all, xoxo 😘

Simon Riley master list

[reasonsforhope]

Legit though, we should start turning ecosystem restoration and work to make our world more tolerant to the effects of climate change into annual holidays and festivals

Like how just about every culture used to have festivals to celebrate the beginning of the harvest or its end, or the beginning of planting, or how whole communities used to host barn raisings and quilting bees - everyone coming together at once to turn the work of months or years into the work of a few days

Humble suggestions for festival types:

Goat festival

Besides controlled burns (which you can't do if there's too much dead brush), the fastest, most effective, and most cost-efficient way to clear brush before fire season - esp really heavy dead brush - is to just. Put a bunch of goats on your land for a few days!

Remember that Shark Tank competitor who wanted to start a goat rental company, and everyone was like wtf? There was even a whole John Oliver bit making fun of the idea? Well THAT JUST PROVES THEY'RE FROM NICE WET PLACES, because goat rental companies are totally a thing, and they're great.

So like. Why don't we have a weekend where everyone with goats just takes those goats to the nearest land that needs a ton of clearing? Public officials could put up maps of where on public lands grazing is needed, and where it definitely shouldn't happen. Farmers and people/groups with a lot of acres that need clearing can post Goat Requests.

Little kids can make goat-themed crafts and give the goats lots of pets or treats at the end of the day for doing such a good job. Volunteers can help wrangle things so goats don't get where they're not supposed to (and everyone fences off land nowadays anyway, mostly). And the goats, of course, would be in fucking banquet paradise.

Planting Festival and Harvest Festival

Why mess with success??? Bring these back where they've disappeared!!! Time to swarm the community gardens and help everyone near you with a farm make sure that all of their seeds are sown and none of the food goes to waste in the fields, decaying and unpicked.

And then set up distribution parts of the festival so all the extra food gets where it needs to be! Boxes of free lemons in front of your house because you have 80 goddamned lemons are great, but you know what else would be great? An organized effort to take that shit to food pantries (which SUPER rarely get fresh produce, because they can't hold anything perishable for long at all) and community/farmer's markets

Rain Capture Festival

The "water year" - how we track annual rainfall and precipitation - is offset from the regular calendar year because, like, that's just when water cycles through the ecosystems (e.g. meltwater). At least in the US, the water year is October 1st through September 30th of the next year, because October 1st is around when all the snowmelt from last year is gone, and a new cycle is starting as rain begins to fall again in earnest.

So why don't we all have a big barn raising equivalent every September to build rain capture infrastructure?

Team up with some neighbors to turn one of those little grass strips on the sidewalk into a rain-garden with fall-planting plants. Go down to your local church and help them install some gutters and rain barrels. Help deculvert rivers so they run through the dirt again, and make sure all the storm drains in your neighborhood are nice and clear.

Even better, all of this - ESPECIALLY the rain gardens - will also help a ton with flood control!

I'm so serious about how cool this could be, yall.

And people who can't or don't want to do physical stuff for any of these festivals could volunteer to watch children or cook food for the festival or whatever else might need to be done!

Parties afterward to celebrate all the good work done! Community building and direct local improvements to help protect ourselves from climate change!

The possibilities are literally endless, so not to sound like an influencer or some shit, but please DO comment or reply or put it in the notes if you have thoughts, esp on other things we could hold festivals like this for.

Canning festivals. "Dig your elderly neighbors out of the snow" festivals. Endangered species nesting count festival. Plant fruit trees on public land and parks festival. All of the things that I don't know anywhere near enough to think of. Especially in more niche or extreme ecosystems, there are so many possibilities that could do a lot of good

[fushipurro]

My Neighbor, Toji

☆ Synopsis: Moving to a new apartment brings all kinds of frustrations as things go inevitably wrong. Though in this case, the frustrations you hold are deeper than a misplaced box or broken A/C.

☆ Content: 18+ MDNI, f!reader, some fluff, smut, dom/sub, creampie, foreplay, vaginal play, blowjobs, dacryphilia?, nipple foreplay, exhibitionism, biting, scratching, pet names

☆ Word Count: 2.4k

"Ugh, why'd I have jam so much into this stupid box."

It was your first day at your new apartment, and what an awful time of year to be doing this. It was mid summer and hot as hell, sweat practically pooling off the back of your neck even when your hair was tied up off of it. While the walk from your moving rental to the 2nd floor all the way to the end was not at all fun in this weather, the apartment was just how you liked it. Small, cozy, and even had a nice balcony you were excited to adorn with plants and string lights. Even better was that your apartment only had one neighbor next to you so hopefully that meant a better chance of peace and quiet.

"Need a hand?" a deep voice resounded from behind you, startling you as you failed to lift one of your heavier boxes. You turned to face a man that blocked out the sun with how tall and built he was. Practically squinting trying to get a good read on his face. Before you could respond, the man reached over and lifted the box with ease into one of his arms.

"Uh, thanks, you live here?" you said, hoping this wasn't some stranger about to make off with your stuff. In this heat you'd give up before even trying to get your stuff back.

"Yeah, I'm Toji. Couldn't help but notice you since it looks as though you're movin' in next to me."

"Nice to meet you, Toji, I'm y/n."

The two of you walked up to your apartment with a few boxes in hand and set them down in what will eventually become your living room/bedroom once you've had a chance to unpack and buy some furniture. Toji noticed how much it seemed you were trying to not pass out from the temperature and work and asked that you just stay inside to start unpacking as he brought the rest of your stuff in. Once it was over and the sun was finally setting, you offered him a glass to quench his thirst and a wet towel for the sweat.

"I don't know what I would've done without you, Toji. Definitely wouldn't have finished this fast."

"No trouble, y/n. I couldn't let a pretty girl such as your self struggle out there alone."

Jeez, as if the heat wasn't enough! you hadn't even replied yet but your blushing face was enough to get chuckle out of the man. Seeing him now under the golden hour sun was completely different without him blocking it like an eclipse. This man is hot, like REALLY hot. His hair was dark and his eyes were rich as they radiated warmth, the scar on your lip left much to think about. His body definitely built for the work he was doing and more. He was older than you by a bit for sure but took plenty care of himself.

The two of you simply looked each other over for what felt like days, while the look of you with sweat still dropping off the tips of your hair and body may not make you feel like a model, it certainly was doing wonders in his eyes. Not to mention your loose fitting clothes for the season. The appeal of him with a towel around his neck and all those muscles was definitely food for you, even if this was a stranger you only met earlier. After a bit of silence, he put his glass down and handed you back the towel.

"Well it's getting late so I oughta get back to my own place, but feel free to knock if you need anything else lifted."

For a moment you were still in your daze, but by now the golden sun had set and his baritone voice pulled you out. "Oh yeah, right, thanks for the help, Toji!" you smiled. You walked him to the door to see him out back to his. He turned to you as he opened his own door with a smile off the corner of his face.

"Welcome to the neighborhood, doll." and with that, the door shut and you returned to your own abode once more red in the face.

"God, that man is a flirt!"

The rest of your evening was spent unpacking some necessities and setting up your bed as your waited for the delivery pizza to arrive. Anything else would have to wait until you could feel your limbs again without pain. For now though, you were uses filled boxes as tables and nightstands like they were the main decor of the apartment. When you bathed that night, you held the towel Toji had used up to you, taking in his smell that resonated from it, enough to make you feel aroused to say the least.

Over the next week however, you managed to make some progress, really enjoying your time between work and sleeping to go nuts with decorating. Troublesome work though as one of your new apartment troubles was the nonfunctional A/C that you had to wait for your landlord to bother repairing when it suited them. This meant if you wanted cold air, the balcony door needed to be left open regardless of the city noises you were forced to hear or other neighbors. Toji occasionally chatted with you from across the balcony or on your way to and from work, the man still as much of a flirt as ever but keeping his hands to himself.

It was a Friday night then, later in the evening. Tired from work and freshly bathed, you laid there on your bed feeling the breeze from your balcony cool your wet skin. Toji seemed to be enjoying himself that night too as you were struck with the sounds of another woman moaning and the slight banging of your walls.

"Someone must've had a good date."

Didn't take long though before you found yourself moving your hands over your breasts, circling and pinching your bud as your other hand freely went down to your clit. Your thoughts were filled only with Toji and the way he had looked at you. Carefully listening to him through the walls as you pleasured yourself with your fingers until you could climax over and over for the duration of his own fun time opposite of the wall.

A few times more that week, the sounds continued and you were relishing yourself to the sounds of Toji and nothing else going on that night in your city. Come Friday night again, you heard nothing from his side but were so insatiable that you began your own session with nothing but the thoughts in your hand and your delicate fingers. A thump on your balcony alerted you as you shot up to see thinking maybe a plant had fallen. To your surprise, no, it wasn't a plant but the man you called a neighbor was standing at your opened door, smiling as he looked upon your exposed body.

"Toji! What are you doing here?" you flailed to pull up a blanket to cover yourself.

"If you didn't want me to hear the pretty noises you were making for me, then you shouldn't leave your door open, sweetheart. Your headboard is adjacent to mine as well, I see." He leaned up against the framing of your sliding door, never letting his smile or eyes drop away from you once. "You've been putting on quite a show since you moved in, did I make that much an impression?"

Your face was beyond flushed as you failed to maintain any eye contact with him.

"You're one to talk with how many dates you've been bringing over."

"Oh yeah? You wish they were you instead?"

Toji walked up to your bed and leaned down right in your face. His right hand cupped under your jaw forcing you to look directly at his moonlit body. Your lips parted against his own breath.

"...Maybe I do. Can't help it the way view you."

"Well you're a sight for sore eyes too, princess, but I can help you achieve your desire."

Your lips finally met one another, his tongue rubbing against yours all inside your mouth. You finally dropped the blanket shielding your body and Toji moved his knee in between your legs against your lower lips. You couldn't help but squirm your hips at the sensation, you hands gripping his nape.

"Aren't you a needy one?" he said, pushing you down against the sheets and kissing his way down your neck, onto your breasts, all the way down to your lower lips. His tongue thrusting over and inside, his large hands gripping at your thighs. You definitely were gonna be bruised there later. Your own hands clawing at your sheets as you bit your lower tongue, you pupils beginning to lose themselves at the shock coursing in your body.

Toji lifted his head up to look at you, with his experience, he knew you were close and wished to deny you.

"Don't be so impatient, doll, we have a whole night ahead of us."

"Fuck, Toji, I need you."

"I bet you do, princess." he said moving up to your face, his tongue against yours once more with the added taste of your own. Taking a step back, he removed his pants, revealing his twitching cock.

Holy fuck that's big. Your eyes looking back and forth wondering how it would ever fit inside your small body but you were so far gone that all you wanted was to be closer with him. He coaxed you up until your face met with his tip, a shiny residue leaking from the top. Like a mouth to a popsicle, you moved over it, now licking circles around as your delicate fingers stroked the rest of the length. Taking his heavy balls into one of your hands, Toji couldn't help but moan and bucked his hips deeper down your pretty little mouth.

"Careful, dear, I'm gonna need those to make you mine."

His hands gripping your hair, pulling them up into a ponytail like the one you had when you met him, he took control and quickend his pace against your cheeks as tears came over your eyes. Your free hands now playing with your own apex as you looked up at Toji with hearts for irises until your throat became lined in his essence. The two of you moaning and twitching with relief.

"Good girl, now swallow for me." which you did so easily making him rub the top of your head, smiling down at you with such lustful love.

Toji flipped you over so your face was against the sheets, playing with his tip at your entryway as you braced yourself for his girth.

"Please, Toji, I-I need you." With that, he pushed his way in, your body quivering as it adjusted to his size. High pitched moans escaping you against his, your nails feeling as though they'd tear the sheets apart with how much you were becoming feral.

"That's my good girl, you'll feel even better soon."

Moving here was the best decision you ever made, what luck to meet a man that was fulfilling you in more ways than one, better than anything you've ever felt before. He continued bucking his hips into you, leaning overtop to grab your breasts and suck on your neck as he pounded against your velvet walls. Before you could even reach your climax again, he flipped you over onto your back in a mating press position where he could be face to face and watch you react.

"Fuck, Toji, please fill me up!"

"I ain't stopping now, doll. Not when you, fuck, make me feel this good. Don't you dare look away now"

His pace ever quickening as he thrusted into your womb, drool falling from both your mouths as you continued to moan louder and louder. His girth twitched and suddenly your insides exploded with warmth that made you scream with joy.

"Fuck!" you both moaned together, Toji remained in you as you clamped down on him with your inner walls, tearing his back apart with your nails as you sucked him dry. He finally pulled out along with his sticky substance, overflowing onto the bed as he admired his work on your pussy.

"You were amazing, princess."

Still catching your breath, he pulled you up to kiss you some more, you limbs hardly able to move on your own from the good fucking you just got from the man next door.

"What a needy girl you are, but don't worry, I'll take good care of you."

"Oh, Toji, we're definitely doing this again."

"Wouldn't have it any other way, princess. You belong to me now and me alone."

He scooped in your arms and took you to the bathroom to clean off and bathe together in the tub. That is well, after you had a few more rounds in the bathroom and resisting the urge to ruin more of your sheets with your feral love as he locked you in his arms for the night to sleep.

This routine became practically a daily occurrence, wishing the two of you could just break down the walls between your apartments. Instead you opted to leave your balcony door unlocked so he could come over at any time.

☆ Notes: maybe i'll do another part of this later, do let me know if you guys would like any more or if you have an requests for this i can add ^^

[fantasticsims]

Disclaimer: This challenge is a 2.0 version (or more? I don’t know) of the Black Widow Challenge that already exists but with different rules & goal. I mostly wrote this for myself but I figured: why not share it out there if anyone wants to try it out. It's totally possible something like this already exists so I'm not claiming originality for the idea of making a challenge out of killing Sims 😈

Your Sim wants to be rich, live a simple life but most of all, has had enough of living in their small apartment while doing odd jobs going nowhere. And what’s better than marrying someone rich? The only problem to this answer: your Sim is not really into the whole marriage thing. Luckily, accidents happen.

Your Sim has to go from a life of misery in a San Myshuno apartment to living in the house of their dreams in the world of their choice. Your Sim has to marry many Sims (especially the wealthy!) and each spouse has to experience a different death.

MAKING YOUR SIM -

Your Sim can have any trait you want, but they must have at least ONE negative trait of your choosing.

Pick an ASPIRATION among the ones below and try to complete it before becoming an elder:

- Serial Romantic - Villainous Valentine - Mansion Baron - Fabulously Rich

THE APARTMENT -

Pick an apartment among the less expensive in the Spice Market district of San Myshuno: Culpepper House, Jasmine Suites or build your own on the Old Salt House lot.

After moving in use the cheat code MONEY and give yourself a budget of 25 000 to decorate your apartment the way you want.

WORKING -

You should have a Level 1 job or something part-time. The goal is not to develop any sort of career, if your Sim obtains a promotion you immediately quit and start a new job. Once you get married, you’re done working for the rest of your Sim life!

You can do any sort of activity that brings you some money such as writing books, knitting, painting, programming OR even become a landlord. You simply can not have a job / develop any sort of career. 

GETTING MARRIED -

Before being able to marry any of your spouse you should check a few things off of your list:

- Have Love and Friendship above 50 (easy!) - You must have the status of boyfriend/girlfriend. - You must have two dates: one at your home and one on a community lot. - Go on a “weekend getaway” aka spend a romantic night out in another world (on a rental lot).

DYING SPOUSE - 

There are around 34 Deaths in the Sims 4. Each of your spouse needs to experience a different kind of death. Because of this, you can do this challenge two ways:

- One Sim: Do as many deaths as possible in your lifespan. You can use potions to live longer if you want to do ALL deaths. - Legacy style: have children carry on the death of the spouses once your own Sim dies of old age. 

YOU CAN - 

- Have as many children as you want or not have any at all with your spouses, you can adopt, or have zero children. The choice is yours! - Have pets, horses, goats, and whatever animal you wish to! 

This is a list of all the possible deaths with each corresponding pack. Some are not on the list such as the ones from the High School Years pack since these deaths only work on teenagers.

Hunger Fire Old Age Overexertion Electrocution Anger Embarrassment Laughter Cow Plant Drowning Meteor Steam - Spa Day Pufferfish poisoning - City Life Sun - Vampires Poison -  Jungle Adventure Rodent Fever - My First Pet Mother Plant - Strangerville Overheating - Seasons Freezing - Seasons Lightning - Seasons Flowers - Seasons Fish Pond -  Get Famous Sharks- Island Living Research Machines -  Discover University Magic Overload - Realm of Magic Murphy Bed - Tiny Living Flies - Eco Lifestyle Beetle Juice - Eco Lifestyle Vending Machine - Snowy Escape Fall - Snowy Escape Killer Chicken - Cottage Living Killer Rabbit - Cottage Living Mold - For Rent Wishing Well -  Romantic Gardens

STEP 1

Life in San Myshuno! Your apartment, the odd jobs, the dates until you finally meet THE ONE, get engaged and finally GET MARRIED.

STEP 2

The married life! Move in with your spouse, get a lover on the side while waiting for you spouse to die. Once you’ve reached 50 in love and friendship with your lover you can actively help with your spouse’s death.

STEP 3

Marriage number 2! Bulldoze your first’s spouse house and get the cash, move in with your second spouse, wait or help for their death once you’ve gotten married (no need to have a lover this time unless you want to).

STEP 4

The Dream House! Bulldoze your second spouse’s home once they die, get the cash and move to the world of your choosing and build the house of your dreams! Keep on marrying sims, nudge their death, cash the money and live your best life.

[vaperarmand]

Re: Assad’s saw trap bathroom I do wonder if it’s a rental bc in my experience (as someone currently apartment shopping in an insanely expensive major metropolitan area) that is what literally all nicer/upscale rentals look like now. (Or rentals that are *trying* to be nice/upscale). If he’s living in London specifically the housing market there is insane; I can see the check from season one clearing and he just gets like, a nicer rental (especially considering he had only like 15 minutes of screentime, so how much would that check have really been).

All that being said I could still see him being drawn to modern style design (bc he’s a freak? bc of his obsession w smart tvs? idk) BUT I think if he’d entirely designed the space himself he might’ve included a bit more color. I guess he added the potted plant at least. Lmao — dykesynthezoid

no it is soooo true that this is the state of modern apartments in major cities in the west. and i personally do think that's evil and modern developers need to be put down.

i think that oddly the thing that is so frightening is that if in fact the bathroom and zoom room are his/his apartment then it goes to show his idea of adding life to a room is adding one single plant. that type of decoration is something even a charming apartment couldn't save

[mynamesaplant]

The Headspace that is Grief (Ch. 2)

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Summary: The grieving process is different for everyone, Emmet and Olivia know that first hand but they just don't know it yet. Sometimes it takes another person experiencing the same things as you to move through those feelings. Together, they learn and grow with their grief and each other.

In this chapter: Emmet starts making a few changes to Olivia's home and she's unsure how to take them, or her new tenant.

Notes: This is a short chapter by comparison to others, but it's more for set-up than anything. This was not beta read - so if there are spelling or grammatical errors, let me know. Regardless, I hope you enjoy!~

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Over the course of the next week, Mr. Emmet made a lot of changes that weren't strictly part of the rental agreement. She could tell he combed over it carefully, not disobeying any of the rules she set in place, but Olivia was starting to find some of his realistic and reasonable “things” involved a lot of renovation.

"There was not anything in the lease agreement that said I could not."

Mr. Emmet said as Olivia stormed up to him. He was meticulous. He was selecting things that he knew she wouldn't object to if she really paused to consider it. Better internet access with underground cables running from Cedaridge, a bigger generator to replace the old one that had seen better days, and he had a replacement fridge in mind from the moment he saw her old one.

That was the one she fought him the most on, but Mr. Emmet was quick to assure her that none of these changes were going to come out of her own pocket. He warned her that he was going to have an electrician come in and upgrade the wattage of her house and all the outlets, that was when Olivia told him that she couldn't allow any more changes.

"I will require no more after that."

He said patiently, offering her a smile. He knew that she was very unlikely to object, not without being completely unreasonable. That, Emmet had clocked right away. She had outlined all other aspects of his lease, but this had been a pretty big blind spot that he conveniently neglected to expound upon. He was referring to them as cosmetic changes or necessary upgrades made by the tenant at the tenant's expense.

She left the house, Raichu and Infernape in tow as she tried not to be annoyed with the workers who were fundamentally changing her home. He watched her go with whatever guilt he was feeling shoved off to the side to be examined later.

In town, Olivia took refuge in her still closed for the season shop. It would be opening soon, so she figured might as well clean up here. She would also have to talk to Hayate about working the shop this season, knowing this was his last year before he went off to university.

He was a moody boy, but he had a passion for plants, which was the only reason entrusted her shop to him. The lock clicked and the door swung open, the closed sign still flipped toward the street when she shut the door behind her.

"Alright guys. Let's get this place cleaned up for Hayate."

Olivia rolled up her sleeves and pulled her hair back into a bun, knowing she was going to get pretty gross cleaning this place up. She handed Raichu a feather duster and told him to shoo away any stray Bug Pokémon hiding in the curtains. Infernape was also on dust duty, getting any loose debris on the floor for Olivia to sweep up before he hopped on window duty, a spray bottle and rag in his hands. With his climbing and jumping skills, he was usually done pretty fast.

"Keep going in here. Don't forget the vents and fans in the back, Raichu, okay?"

She heard a dutiful squeak before she stepped onto the street to view the exterior with a sigh. It really needed a fresh coat of paint. It hadn't received one in nearly five years, and it was starting to show when you looked at the cracked and sun-bleached sills.

She knew if she asked Ethan to do it, he would get it done in a weekend for a pack of beer. Hayate would be too busy with cram work. She didn't want to hire a crew to paint, it would cost her an arm and a leg... Ethan was her best choice. She would go see him and her best friend when she was done cleaning up.

Olivia's mind shifted back to her new tenant with a frown. She was trying to be understanding, but she also felt a little insulted that he was taking over her home. Mr. Emmet intimidated her slightly, something about his expression and intensity that made her a little nervous. She was glad she had the foresight to put that clause to evict him if she thought he couldn't handle living there, but that would only be applicable with the change in seasons.

For now, she would put up with the changes - many of them were for the better and he had assured her that none of them were temporary once he vacated. They were hers to keep.

"A token of my thanks."

He had said, just a touch sheepish, before she stormed out of her home. Realistically, how long could or would Mr. Emmet want to stay? Olivia guessed a year at best. If he stayed any longer, she would be very surprised. She looked at the empty pots in the sill boxes, her face falling into a steep frown as she remembered she would have to transplant her gracideas soon. ------------------------------------------

Gina opened the door and lifted Olivia off her feet with the tight hug she engulfed her in.

"Livvy! So good to see you. It's been an age. Ethan just finished up dinner, but there’s plenty enough for another plate."

A warmth settled in her chest while she was ushered inside and to a dinner table. The LeMars were the closest thing she had to family anymore and it was always so nice to feel so welcomed in their home. Gina's two girls greeted her with a barely contained excitement,

"Auntie! Mama helped me catch a Buizel down by the coast last week."

"Oh yeah?"

Olivia hummed curiously, listening with rapt attention to Sierra's story while Gina, not so surreptitiously, piled her plate high. Conversation was light for the duration of the meal, but once Gina started a fire outside and Ethan put the girls to bed, Olivia knew she was going to be offered a drink and to have a more serious chat outside. She didn't fight it.

"Are you sure you're okay with painting this weekend? I don't want to stress you out."

"Nah, I like to be busy."

Ethan replied, bringing up a glass to his lips with a congenial smile. Gina slid into her line of vision, effectively interrupting their conversation.

"There's been a lot of trucks headed up your way, Livvy. Doing a little remodeling finally?"

Olivia's face turned crimson, and she looked towards the flame, a spike of guilt lancing her heart at the thought of how much was changing.

"I-It’s not me. I have a new tenant and he's... weirdly specific."

Ethan and Gina exchanged looks, what did that mean? Olivia shifted in her chair, hiding a grimace in her glass of beer. She tried to change the subject, joking about losing Hayate next year and having to hire Sierra, but Gina leaned forward.

"Why is a tenant making so many changes to your house?"

Although Olivia had brushed it off with a joke about how Mr. Emmet was footing the cost and had forced the topic of conversation to other things, she wondered to herself why she was accepting these changes with less of a fight. A few days into residence and he was already turning her life upside down - what did the mean for their remaining lease? She could have told him no. She could have forced him to stop his renovations or expelled him... But she hadn't. Although frustrated, she didn't kick him out.

She returned home and found Mr. Emmet reorganizing his room, looking at what appeared to be a small, framed picture that he set abruptly face down when Olivia stuck her head in to apologize for not providing dinner. His posture relaxed a little, stepping out of the room and closing the door behind him.

"I am Emmet. I ordered some food from town. The fried rice was good... I, uh... I bought you some."

"Oh," Olivia was a little stunned by his foresight. "Thank you. I ate at a friend's house, but I'll probably eat it tomorrow."

"Ah..." He trailed off, something about his posture was nervous and Olivia couldn't help but wonder if something had happened. She was reminded of a little kid who was trying to hide a broken vase. "You left earlier. You were upset with me. Because of the changes."

He tapped his fingertips together, searching for words to apologize in a reasonable way. Olivia raised her eyebrows as he released a held breath, the apology sincere, if a little rushed sounding.

"Thank you." She replied, nibbling her lower lip, and folding her arms over her chest. "You're very observant, Mr. Emmet, and you were within your rights, according to our agreement... It's just - It's hard to see so many changes so quickly."

It was her turn to trail off, to half turn and take great interest in the wilted flowers set in a vase on her table. She didn't notice the little tilt to his head when she said that or how his grey eyes seemed to soften imperceptibly when she had her back to him. She tended to her flowers, filling the vase with fresh water, and returning it to the table just as Mr. Emmet said he was going to turn in for the night.

"If you find any issues, please let me know right away. I will have them handled right away. Yup."

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[jsdisposal]

Yard Waste Dumpster Rental Near Me: The Complete Guide to Efficient Yard Cleanup

Managing yard waste can be a significant challenge, especially after large landscaping projects, seasonal cleanups, or storm damage. Piles of leaves, branches, soil, and other organic waste can accumulate quickly, taking up space and affecting your yard’s appearance. When local yard waste pickup isn’t enough or when you need a one-time disposal solution, renting a yard waste dumpster can be the most convenient and efficient option. In this guide, we’ll cover everything you need to know about finding the best “yard waste dumpster rental near me,” the benefits of renting, types of waste you can dispose of, and tips for choosing the right rental service.

Why Rent a Yard Waste Dumpster?

Renting a dumpster for yard waste allows you to efficiently and quickly clear out debris without waiting for weekly yard waste pickups or dealing with multiple bags. Here are some compelling reasons to consider a yard waste dumpster rental:

Convenience and Efficiency: A yard waste dumpster allows you to clear large amounts of debris in a single trip, making it ideal for big projects.

Saves Time and Effort: With a dumpster on-site, you don’t need to bag leaves or branches individually. Simply toss everything in the dumpster and let the rental company handle the disposal.

Cost-Effective for Large Projects: If you have a substantial amount of waste, a dumpster rental can be more affordable than paying for multiple curbside pickups or hauling the waste yourself.

Eco-Friendly Disposal: Reputable dumpster rental companies often ensure that yard waste is disposed of or composted properly, helping to reduce landfill waste and support eco-friendly practices.

What Can You Dispose of in a Yard Waste Dumpster?

Yard waste dumpsters are specifically designed for organic, non-hazardous yard materials. Although policies may vary slightly by provider, here’s a list of commonly accepted items:

Grass Clippings: Ideal for lawn maintenance cleanups, especially in spring and summer.

Leaves: Large quantities of leaves can easily fill a dumpster, reducing the need for endless bags.

Branches and Brush: Great for disposing of branches and trimmings from trees, shrubs, and bushes.

Tree Stumps and Logs: Some dumpsters can handle small tree stumps and logs; however, confirm with the provider regarding size and weight restrictions.

Dirt and Soil: Light soil and small amounts of dirt are usually acceptable, although larger quantities may require a specialized dumpster.

Plants and Weeds: General garden waste, including weeds and old plants, can be tossed into the dumpster.

Note: Avoid putting construction debris, household trash, and hazardous materials in yard waste dumpsters. Check with the rental company for their specific guidelines on acceptable and prohibited items.

Types of Yard Waste Dumpsters Available

Different projects require different sizes and types of dumpsters. Here’s a quick look at the types available:

1. Roll-Off Dumpsters

Roll-off dumpsters are the most common type used for yard waste. They are delivered to your property and rolled off a truck for convenient placement. Roll-off dumpsters come in various sizes, from 10 to 40 cubic yards, accommodating projects of all scales.

2. Small Dumpsters (Mini Dumpsters)

If you only have a small amount of yard waste, such as a few bags of leaves or trimmings, a mini dumpster (around 10 cubic yards) may be sufficient. These are also great if you have limited space on your property for a larger dumpster.

3. Dump Trailers

Some rental companies offer dump trailers, which are typically more maneuverable than traditional roll-off dumpsters. They’re great for tight spaces and can hold moderate amounts of yard waste.

How to Find the Best “Yard Waste Dumpster Rental Near Me”

Finding a reliable and cost-effective dumpster rental service is crucial for an efficient yard cleanup experience. Here’s how to locate the best local providers:

1. Search Online for “Yard Waste Dumpster Rental Near Me”

A quick online search with your location and the keyword “yard waste dumpster rental near me” will show local providers and reviews. This will give you a sense of who’s available, their pricing, and customer feedback.

2. Check for Local Reviews and Ratings

Online reviews on sites like Yelp, Google, and Better Business Bureau can give you insight into a provider’s reliability, customer service, and any hidden fees. Look for companies with a solid reputation, transparent pricing, and positive feedback.

3. Compare Prices and Services

Different companies have different pricing structures. Some may charge by the day, while others offer weekly rentals at a flat rate. Compare prices based on rental duration, dumpster size, and any additional fees, such as delivery or disposal charges.

4. Confirm Pickup and Delivery Options

When searching for a local rental provider, confirm that they serve your area, offer convenient delivery and pickup options, and can accommodate your preferred timeline. Some companies offer same-day or next-day delivery, which can be particularly helpful if you need a dumpster urgently.

Factors to Consider When Choosing a Yard Waste Dumpster Rental

Before committing to a rental, consider these essential factors to ensure you’re making the best choice:

1. Size of the Dumpster

Choose a dumpster size that meets the demands of your project. Here’s a quick guide:

10-15 Cubic Yards: Ideal for small yard cleanups, like leaf removal or minor landscaping.

20 Cubic Yards: Suitable for medium-sized projects, such as tree trimming or garden overhauls.

30-40 Cubic Yards: Best for large yard cleanups, full landscape redesigns, or significant storm damage cleanup.

2. Duration of Rental

Determine how long you’ll need the dumpster. Most companies offer rentals on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis. Be realistic about your timeframe; if your project might take a few days, a weekly rental might be more affordable than daily rates.

3. Costs and Additional Fees

Costs can vary significantly, so it’s wise to get quotes from multiple providers. Ask about the base rental fee and any additional costs, such as delivery fees, disposal fees, or overage charges if you exceed weight limits.

4. Weight Limits and Restrictions

Some dumpster rentals have strict weight limits, especially for yard waste. Heavy items like wet soil, large logs, or tree stumps may incur extra fees. Ensure you know the weight limits and choose a dumpster that can handle your waste volume.

5. Environmental Practices

Many reputable dumpster rental companies follow eco-friendly disposal practices, such as composting or recycling yard waste. If supporting sustainability is important to you, ask if the company has green disposal methods in place.

How to Prepare for Your Yard Waste Dumpster Delivery

Once you’ve chosen your yard waste dumpster rental provider, preparing your space for the delivery will ensure a smooth process. Here’s how to get ready:

Select a Drop-Off Location: Choose a flat, stable surface, such as a driveway or area near your yard, where the dumpster can be easily accessed.

Clear the Area: Make sure the area is free from obstacles like cars, furniture, or garden tools.

Check for Clearance: Dumpsters need adequate vertical clearance for drop-off and pick-up, so ensure there’s no risk of overhead branches or power lines getting in the way.

Gather Yard Waste: Start gathering your yard waste and organize it by type if possible. This can make the disposal process quicker and reduce the risk of accidentally throwing in prohibited items.

Tips for Filling Your Yard Waste Dumpster Efficiently

Maximizing space in your yard waste dumpster is essential to getting the most out of your rental. Here are some tips to help:

Break Down Large Items: Cut up branches, tree limbs, and large plant stems to fit more into the dumpster.

Layer Heavier Materials at the Bottom: Place heavier waste, like soil or logs, at the bottom and lighter materials, like leaves, at the top.

Distribute Waste Evenly: This prevents overflow and ensures the dumpster can be transported safely.

Avoid Overfilling: Many companies charge extra if waste sticks out over the top edge, so make sure to stay within the container’s limits.

Conclusion

Renting a yard waste dumpster is an excellent solution for large-scale yard cleanups, landscaping projects, and seasonal maintenance. With the convenience of on-site disposal and the ability to clear debris efficiently, it’s an ideal choice for homeowners looking to keep their yard pristine. By researching “yard waste dumpster rental near me,” comparing local providers, and planning your rental effectively, you can find the perfect dumpster size and service to fit your needs. A yard waste dumpster not only saves time and effort but also ensures that your outdoor space is ready for any season.

[alwritey-aphrodite]

First Snowfall with OTTR Leto please 😁☃️❄️

2023 Holiday Blurbs

When you take your first glance out of the large, clear windows by baggage claim, you let out a squeal that’s entirely inappropriate for an airport. Leto, trailing close behind you with your bags, stutters to a stop, eagle eyes scanning the room before landing on the view of the outside.

“Jesus Christ,” he scoffs, shaking his head as he catches sight of the fat, fluffy snowflakes falling to the ground. It wasn’t that you’ve never seen snow before, or that you weren’t aware of all the troubles it causes, but it’s been so long since you’ve had the stereotypical wintery Christmas, even the sight of snow makes you feel like a kid again.

“Isn’t it so pretty, though?” You ask, a dreamy quality taking over your voice, unable to take your eyes off the scene outside as if you’re in a trance. While you see a winter wonderland, Leto sees traffic jams and shoveling and curses turning to clouds in the air.

“C’mon, we gotta get the car, the snow’ll still be here when we leave,” he stalks off towards the rental cars, leaving you no choice but to follow behind.

He’s not being cruel, at least not on purpose, and you know he’s just stressed about what the next few weeks will bring, with you and his mother and his sisters and their families all under one roof. Families are stressful enough, but now he has to navigate out of the airport during the beginnings of a blizzard, and you’re entirely no help, too enthralled with the flakes falling against the windshield to pay attention to anything else.

The drive takes longer than it should, Leto cursing up a storm the entire time, despite the warm hand he rests on your knee.

“As soon as it snows, everyone forgets how to fucking drive,” he mutters, as if he’s driven through the snow often in Southern California. Still, you make it to his mother’s house safely, a bright white blanket of snow on the crowd and more continuing to fall in thick flakes.

Leto bustles you inside, refusing to let you help with the bags or the door, even as he struggles to do it all and the snow turns his curls white. Eventually he gets the door open and you’re met with more warmth than you think you’ve ever felt, and Leto gestures you inside with a hand on your back, following close behind you and slamming the door with a curse.

“Just because you don’t live here anymore doesn’t mean you get to slam my doors,” Leto’s mother is ready with the scolding as soon as she turns the corner, even as she beams at the sight of her son and all but rushes forward to plant a kiss on your cheek.

“I’ve gotta get the rest of the the stuff outta the car, didn’t wanna let the snow in,” he gives his mom a kiss on the cheek before turning back out to the cold, and you have to suppress a giggle at the way his accent becomes more prominent, even after just an hour back home.

“You kids are lucky, first snow of the season,” his mother says as you slip off your shoes and coat, ignoring your bags as she leads you into the kitchen to meet the rest of the family. Sure, you could probably be more helpful, but Leto’s sisters are pouring you a warm drink and laughing about making him shovel later, and the kitchen is glowing golden and the entire world seems quiet and you’re content with never going anywhere again.

And, even as disgruntled and frustrated and freezing he is, Leto can’t help the smile that overtakes his face when he sees you surrounded by his family, laughing like you‘ve never been happier. Maybe the snow isn’t so bad, not if he gets to see you like this.

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 17/03/2024

YTPMV Plant Inspection

Season 2 Featured on: Rips of Christmas Past Also on: The SiIvaGunner YTPMV Collab (Eek!).veg

Ripped by Zoom

Requested by mobbsz02! (Ask Box)

And now, after a number of posts made covering Season 2's incredible ability to introduce new memes...it comes time to torture them.

I've made it no secret that Season 2 was likely when my investment in SiIvaGunner was at its absolute peak, and that was in large part due to how invested I'd become in the ongoing lore and story at that time. Part of it was of course everything surrounding the main story itself: Season 1 had stuff like the reboot with I Saw a Brainwasher Today and the Mr. Rental side story with Mr. Rental [B Side] ~ Out of Options, and Season 2's slow-burn premiere had kept me thoroughly engaged with rips like 28 Saves Later and Patched Plains Fusion Collab all building up to the premiere of the Christmas Comeback Crisis. But another part of it was also how even the most off-shoot things were often spun to tie in with the channel's lore during Season 2 in particular: the Smooth takeover described in Haltmanna feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20, the Inspector Gadget takeover of Become as Gadget, and so many more...Because of this, and the memories of Season 1's various ARG-like puzzles strewn about from time to time, it felt more important than ever to consider the meaning and depth to every rip uploaded, to consider how a rip's contents may be reflecting what's going on in the world of Grandiose City, almost akin to trying to deduce Dark Souls lore through item descriptions.

And I mean, hey - lore or not, that feeling that any one rip uploaded has the potential to set off a chain reaction in relevance based on its popularity is one of the most fun parts of following SiIvaGunner even today (Mad Mew Mew Becoming Uncanny and THE NEW TEAM 10 FORT​!​!​! [Francis Flow: Original Mix] are just two examples come to mind.). Yet that specific tie and investment to the ongoing lore of the Christmas Comeback Crisis, the fight to free the captured Figments being exploited by Haltmann and The Voice Inside Your Head, is what IMMEDIATELY made YTPMV Plant Inspection stick out as far more important and meaningful than it may otherwise have been seen as. With the combined bellows of the Howie Scream and Loud Nigra, it takes but a few seconds to realize that something here had gone terribly wrong.

The original Studying the Factory theme from Kirby 64 has become one of the franchise's most enduring themes, despite how much it differs from most anything you'd expect from the series' soundscape. Its an imposing, industrial-sounding theme driven by percussion that sounds like heavy-duty machinery pounding in the background, with a lead synth trying its best to be heard through the savage tools its surrounded by. It strikes an absolutely brilliant balance of sounding imposing, oppressive yet simultaneously infectiously catchy: An atmosphere that, somehow, through leveraging our attachment to the channel's existing memes, YTPMV Plant Inspection is able to perfectly translate to the medium of YTPMV. Again, the literal first thing we hear is the channel's foremost and second-most iconic scream-memes, one of which almost replaced the other in the Reboot storyline, now seemingly suffering the same torturous fate - only to be followed by vocalizations of PSY seeming to only barely be holding on. Even as the rip picks itself together past the intro, you never truly get past the sense that the sources feel almost as if they're pain performing, with slight tweaks made to their melodies to better fit the progression of Studying the Factory - as if they're being made to fall in line. This feeling is only enhanced by the climax to the rip's chorus being performed by the two aforementioned scream-memes, sounding just as strained and suffering as they did in the song's opening.

And look, I'm aware this interpretation of things is a bit silly - of COURSE a YTPMV rip of a song like Studying the Factory, especially the Planet Robobot rendition of the track, was going to sound like this. I don't necessarily believe that it was Zoom's intention to make a rip directly referencing the idea that SiIva's captured figments were undergoing genuine torture, but...again, the idea of linking even innocuous rips to lore was one that had been well established at that point.

With everything from Grand Dad Metropolis to Angry Joe's Theme, the SiIvaGunner team had conveyed to audience members like me that they LOVED rewarding us for paying attention to everything being done on the channel. It was that speculation being done over the deeper meanings in rips just like YTPMV Plant Inspection that played a huge part in keeping them etched in my memory banks for a long time, that was what kept me coming back to video after video to see what was being said and discussed in their comments sections. Because sure, YTPMV Plant Inspection is no doubt a banger in isolation, it uses and plays with a lot of sources and fiddles with them just enough to fit the main track's melody and progression smoothly, a lot of classics like Smooth and Bonfire and Drop It Like It's Hot with fantastic use of samples like PSY's and Joel's GRAND DAD!! shout...but it really was everything SURROUNDING the rip that made it stick with me for years since.

It's damn impressive what a rip can do with just some atmosphere and buildup, huh?

[ultrajaphunter]

Men Are Just Happier People 

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress – $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.New shoes normally don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!

NICKNAME  If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Bob, Dan, Ed and Pat go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba, Bird Brain, Idiot and Wild man.

EATING OUT  When the bill arrives, Mike, Bob, Dan, Ed and Pat will each throw in $20, even though it's only for 62.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.

MONEY  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS  A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS  A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING  Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY 

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[aishathevar]

merrock task #18 – home sweet home

Aisha really hadn't had any permanent plans to settle in town, saying she was just visiting, staying in between Inns or short term rentals for a while. But as soon she began to put roots down to become a Merrockite, she began to look for somewhere a bit more stable to stay in. She wanted to live near the coast, drawn to being just a walk away from the water, and was lucky enough to find roommates who also wanted to put in for a beach home near the coast. Her style and personal aesthetic comes through in little ways in the house, whether through a funky lamp, flower coasters, or any art she picked up whether through local artists, or any small businesses. You can also find scattered books or things she thought she misplaced around the common areas of the house, promising she'll remember next time she passes by (she almost always forgets). She's very into the bohemian, earthy sort of vibe. And her bedroom is full of color. She has her own mini-library (as well as an endless stack of a TBR pile on her nightstand), as well as a desk for when she wants to work from home. She likes low maintenance house plants as well, but her and Darrius are attempting to garden outdoors during the upcoming spring season. She tries to collaborate on decorations in the house with the others, but she likes the funky mix of aesthetics all of her roommates bring to the table.

[pretty-toru]

holiday edition with single father toji

☁️ Single dad Toji, who never cared much for the holiday season but doesn't want Megumi to lose the excitement and joy leading up to Christmas. So he encourages the idea of Santa visiting their small apartment and leaving presents under the tree through traces of evidence such as taking a bite of the baked cookies that were left out for him and creating large visible footsteps in the doorway. Since Megumi's more of a nocturnal kid, Toji plays it extra safe by getting a rental suit and pretend to be Santa himself.

☁️ Single dad Toji, who's not much of a cook and usually gets around with frozen convenience meals that only require heating up or the usual take-out since preparing dinner is too much effort for him. But for the occasional treat and wanting to see Megumi's face light up on Christmas morning, he challenges himself with store-bought cinnamon rolls that he only needs to place on a pan and bake in the oven. Sounds easy and simple. What could go wrong, right? Turns out Toji forgot about it and is now left with cinnamon rolls so burnt you can't even chip a piece off with a knife.

☁️ Single dad Toji, who never imagined himself wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that Megumi chose for him as payback for forgetting to pick him up from school, but there's a first for everything. He's awkwardly planted on the sidelines receiving strange looks from people as he's watching Megumi play with the snow and enjoying himself. To fully earn his forgiveness, their next eventful stop is hot chocolates and gingerbread cookies, Christmas light displays, and watching The Grinch together to end the day.

☁️ Single dad Toji, who never really had a proper memory of any festivities while growing up but he starts feeling the quieter joy of Christmas when he spends time with his son, picking out a tree and decorating it together. Megumi always includes his own ornaments that he made himself 一 origami paper-shaped elephant or rabbit (which Toji always keeps somewhere safe after the holidays are over) along with the conventional ones, and Toji always leaves the last and final piece for Megumi which is hanging the tree topper.

[lappina]

Exploring Minneapolis Northwest: A Guide to the Top Things to Do in the Area

Minneapolis Northwest, located in the state of Minnesota, is a vibrant and bustling area that offers a wide variety of things to see and do. The area is home to many beautiful parks, lakes, and recreational areas, as well as excellent shopping, dining, and entertainment options. Whether you're a first-time visitor or a frequent traveler, there's something for everyone in Minneapolis Northwest. Here are some of the top things to do in this exciting area.

Visit Elm Creek Park Reserve. This park is one of the most popular in the area and offers a wide variety of outdoor activities, including hiking, biking, and horseback riding. The park also has a number of lakes where visitors can swim, fish, and boat.

Explore the Shoppes at Arbor Lakes. This outdoor shopping mall is home to a wide variety of shops, restaurants, and entertainment options. Visitors can shop for clothing, jewelry, and gifts, and enjoy a meal at one of the many restaurants. There are also a number of events and activities held throughout the year, making it a great place to visit again and again.

Take a trip to the Maple Grove Arboretum. This beautiful arboretum is home to a wide variety of trees and plants, as well as a number of walking trails. Visitors can explore the arboretum on foot or by bike, and learn about the different types of trees and plants that can be found in the area.

Visit the Rush Creek Golf Club. This 18-hole golf course is one of the best in the area and offers a challenging and enjoyable round of golf. The course is surrounded by beautiful lakes and woodlands, making it a picturesque place to play.

Take a trip to the Fish Lake Regional Park. This park offers a wide variety of outdoor activities, including hiking, biking, and fishing. Visitors can also take a leisurely stroll around the lake or have a picnic.

Visit the Maple Grove Farmers Market. This farmers market is held every Saturday from June to October, and offers a wide variety of fresh fruits, vegetables, and other locally-sourced products. Visitors can also enjoy live music, food trucks, and other special events throughout the season.

Take a trip to the Elm Creek Park Reserve. This park is one of the most popular in the area and offers a wide variety of outdoor activities, including hiking, biking, and horseback riding. The park also has a number of lakes where visitors can swim, fish, and boat.

Visit the Osseo Ice Arena. This ice arena offers public skating, hockey, and figure skating programs, as well as birthday party rentals and open hockey. This is a great place to spend a winter day or evening, and enjoy some ice skating or hockey.

These are just a few of the many things to see and do in Minneapolis Northwest. With its beautiful parks, recreational areas, shopping and dining options, this area is sure to have something for everyone. So, plan your trip to Minneapolis Northwest today and experience all that this great area has to offer.

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Dean’s Ultimate Traxx 2000

Currently 1/3 of the way through writing this WIP which is loosely inspired by arrow_jack's Down Season over on ao3.

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The rental’s interior was surprisingly much bigger than either brother had expected. The combined kitchen living room space on the first floor was just enough space they could cook or just hangout without feeling overly cramped. There was a small deck outback and not one, but two decently sized bedrooms upstairs. Although the cottage was mostly furnished, a trip into town for some extra bedding, towels, and silverware would still be necessary. 

While it was by no means Dean’s first time setting up a new household, the task at hand remained daunting. Securing the envelope from John inside his jacket, Dean worried about its weight. His suspicions were later confirmed when he pulled back the paper to reveal less than $200. Budgeting for gas, food and school supplies had never been Dean’s strong suit and though he wanted to prove himself now more than ever-  the limited assortment of crumpled twenty-dollar bills put him on edge. Trying to reassure himself, Dean thought of the many times he’d done more with less. Now, if only he could remember to stay focused and not get so run down again, then maybe they’d be able to make this work…

John had only been gone about three months last time when Dean got the fucked up idea to start skimping out on meals. Hoping to save some funds while assuring his always growing little brother stayed fed, no part of his decision had gone according to plan. Sure, Dean had muscled through the hunger pains like a champ, knowing if he could make it through until lunchtime on weekdays, the high school cafeteria served complete meals for less than $3 bucks. Alternating between single servings of ramen and canned tuna on the weekends, Dean was going strong until he wasn't. 

One ill fated Thursday afternoon, Dean’s blood sugar had tanked unexpectedly and left him face-planting into the concrete halfway across a busy intersection. Subsequently getting clipped by an unsuspecting garbage truck shortly thereafter, everything happened so fast that none of the well meaning bystanders had time to intervene. Dean’s only consolation prize had been minor orthopedic surgery, and a panicked little brother unable to locate their dad before DHS got involved. 

Within hours of being discharged, they’d packed up their entire life so that John could get ahead of moving them across state lines. The only silver lining had been Dean’s impressively dumb luck to have avoided being behind the wheel of the impala when all the shit hit the fan. Because there was simply no way, John would have forgiven him for something like that. Remaining hypervigilant about everything, Dean feared the day he would lose control again and allow their lives spiral into chaos once more.