#Sax Dragon

[flightrising]

No thoughts, just vibes. Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira. 'Runaway'. Eurovision Grand Finale 2010. https://youtu.be/pHXDMe6QV-U?t=46

Video Description: A video of a platform with red banners in the background. Also in the background are two black and white Bogsneak dragons in male pose bopping their heads to the beat of the saxophone song. The Bogsneak on the left is dressed in a white scarf and tunic and the Bogsneak on the right is dressed in a black scarf and tunic. In the center foreground is a bright yellow and blue Coatl in male pose, with a black vest, blue pants, red gloves, and sunglasses. He is holding a saxophone and playing it, bopping to the beat in half time and around the screen.

Dragon Information:

Bogsneak Dragons

Harlequin White/Jester White/Points Black

Apparel on the left: Contrast Rogue Belt, Dour Sailor's Pants, White Aviator Scarf, White Satin Tunic, Simple Iron Bracelets

Apparel on the right: Contrast Rogue Belt, Dour Sailor's Pants, Black Aviator Scarf, Black Satin Tunic

Coatl Dragon

Lapis Ribbon/Lapis Eel/Yellow Underbelly

Black Shades, Dour Sailor's Vest, Simple Iron Necklace, Blue Breeches, Crimson Rogue Gloves, Privateer's Seaspray Boots

[tamblrtrain]

poetry because i'm stupid (it's all one poem just a lotta stanzas)

the common sanity of crabs climbing over each other to get out of a boiling pot (do you see why i love you?)

~

your face keeps sending me for a loop

because i can't tell if i like it

your ego? fine. your interests? great!

but i want to know if i can fight it

is that a bad ask? is that a bad tell?

i feel like i'm doing abnormally well

and if you tell me i look like i cried a bit ago

i'm going to punch you until your brain swells

take a phineas gage, bitch! why do i like you?!

'be careful because you tread on my dreams.'

oh, poetry and bread, the world goes again!

and all the world revolving

could you tell i'm a clown? oh, good, you can!

i was worried you couldn't read

then again, i feel it's quite obvious

one of us has ADHD

oh, god, oh, no, yippee is dead!

wait, but i'm standing right here?

and i have a sneaking suspicion

i'm going deaf in my left ear

beauty's a myth, the world's a stage

for all us to perform

but then one man trips and breaks his ankle

and settles for a lower score

life is pain, it's easy to see

except when your eyeballs don't work (like me!)

but the only thing grounding me in this hell

is the thought that we'll forever be

will that be true? probably not

but it sure doesn't hurt to try

so please join me and hold my hand

as we step through our crazy lives

[whowouldwininafite]

[marianokaz]

Segami the Saxophone Master!

Bringing back an old OC that I haven't drawn in about a year and I'm so happy having her back! This is Segami, a dragon who likes photography and playing the saxophone, she's also Iggy's personal photographer. Bet she's playing this: https://youtu.be/l8wWa3O9cUo

[notquiteaghost]

what do you mean "how do you come up with that many situations" about having more than a couple dozen playlists. i have nine playlists that are all just the mountain goats

[mei-ly01]

Feeling lost in the storm beyond time today bois

[bonyfish-artblog]

further drawings of my d&d character THRUMM DEEPGLOW, dwarven funerary priest and circle of spores druid. he is religiously obsessed with the role mushrooms and other decomposers play in the cycle of life, and he talks in a deep, slow monotone. his primary settings are Congenial and Completely Feral. i enjoy playing him a lot.

the last image depicts the part of our campaign where Thrumm conjured eight wolves to fight a wraith. it's arguably his best moment since the part in our first game where he killed a man by superheating his ostentatious belt buckle until he caught fire.

[notophelia]

Chroma Sax? Gunne Conclave?

(Yeah, I know the colors don’t quite track. Work with me here. 😄)

Sometimes you just gotta indulge in a little whimsy in between challenging costume builds…

[ravenfal]

Someone had to do it.

Gaby Soto is a gift

[emmaxrosa]

rhaenyra & jacaerys; eldest daughter syndrome

house of the dragon, ryan condal & george r.r. martin / mondays, ethel cain & chloe hotline / unknown / celebrating childhood, khaled mattawa / ugly, bitter and true, suzanne rivecca / a not admitting of the wound, emily dickinson / days where my whole world is my bed, fatima aamer bilal / the glass essay, anne carson / the white dress, nathalie léger / unknown / old soul, the highwomen / fire and blood, george r.r. martin / my mother texts me instructions to cook silken tofu, sue zhao / unknown / @komonatin / the death of jacaerys and vermax, tomasz jedruszek / wolf hall, hilary mantel / sax rohmer #1, the mountain goats / rhaenyra on the iron throne, hristo chukov / two poems, elaine kahn

[foxcassius]

*MIC SCREECH*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO @haveyouheardthisband

*TIBETAN SINGING BOWL*

THE NICHE-EST MUSIC YOU'VE NEVER HEARD

*KIDPIX SOUND EFFECTS*

ALL UNDERGROUND

*MUMBLE RAP OVER A FART BEAT*

ALL VARIETY

*JAZZ SAX RIFF*

ALL THE TIME.

*DISCO MUSIC IN HINDI*

GUARANTEED.

*IMAGINE DRAGONS - RADIOACTIVE STARTS PLAYING*

[beesmygod]

sorry bea if this spoils anything but what do you think about all the dragon names in elden ring ending in -sax? my gut feeling, knowing that grrm loves putting references to british history in his stuff, is that its a reference to the anglo saxon people/kingdoms (sussex,wessex) in that they remain foundational to the current age even though all their power was subsumed ages ago, just like a dragon was elden lord before the age of marika

fuck i forgot to get to this one. i know so little about the george rr martiverse but that scans as a completely reasonable conclusion to draw given the way these games fold in real world information

[literallybyronic]

when you've been watching EA be EA since the 1990s and have been portenting BioWare's doom for nearly a decade at this point:

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

Good Morning Hawkins, I Am Tormented™️ By Eddie Munson x Hopper’s Kid!Reader

A/N: This is gonna be a little headcanon list that will probably evolve into more, not sure. Let’s see how it goes? I really loved the idea of Eddie and Hopper's eldest falling for one another. Especially considering the fact that we can have some genuinely funny and contradictory character attributes for the kid of an authority figure.

I’m also going to try something new with my banners. I want to make more inclusive banners for folks because I’ve had the conversation many times that a lot of aesthetic banners for inserts often don’t account for the fact that not all readers are cisgender white women.

So, I want to include more variations of women to represent reader in my banners. There will be quite a lot of different ones as well. I also had to include some for myself because I’m in that weird category where depending on the city I’m in I often am considered white passing, but I don’t relate to a blonde coded reader.

Also, we’re going full Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella rules at all times in these inserts just so you know. If Whoopi Goldberg and Victor Garber can have Paolo Montalban as their biological child and no one ever questioned it, then Jim and Diane Hopper can have a child with some melanin in them. There’s whole ass aliens that eat people’s faces and psychic powers. We’ll be alright.

These headcanons will be more fluff than nasty. So, enjoy.

Tag List: (Please DM to be added) @writhingg @melodymunson @ali-r3n @amandahobblepot @twihard28 @hiimjulie @jozstankovich @eddiemunsonmash @mothmans-left-buttcheek @i-trash-about-things

Credits: banner by @strangergraphics

Well, good morning Hawkins. I have an idea as to how a relationship between Eddie the freak and Little Hopper got into a funny ass relationship.

These two are star crossed lovers and Hawkins’ own Olivia Hussey and Leonard Whiting, I am so serious rn. (RIP To my forever scream queen ❤️)

You and Eddie were always aware of one another, having grown up in such a small town and going to the same goddamn schools when there isn’t much of a choice in districts to attend.

As a kid, everyone didn’t really know what to make of you. All they knew was that your dad was a cop, and that he’d put the fear of god into one of the boys on the playground who kept trying to look under the skirt of your Gunne Sax dress.

Because of scary Hopper, everyone mostly left you alone during your early elementary school years.

Everyone except nosey ass Eddie Munson.

That little mop of curls followed you everywhere on the playground. Talking your ear off about music, dragons, knights in shining armor and princesses with hair long enough to climb.

One day he just saw you eating a spam sandwich alone, and decided you were going to be his.

He saw you reading a book about horses and just began info dumping about knights and the kind of horse armor they had during the medieval times and “did you know that Peter S. Beagle said that unicorns are more beautiful than horses because horses can only pathetically attempt to mimic the grace of a unicorn?”

Thems was fightin’ words.

Especially to you, Little Hopper, who grew up obsessed with Black Beauty, National Velvet, and any other horse media you could get your hands on.

“Excuse me?! Have you never even seen a horse when it’s at full gallop? You’re really stupid if you think a horse isn’t graceful!”

After you socked little Eddie Munson in the stomach for saying unicorns were better than horses, you two became inseparable.

When you were younger, everyone mostly felt sorry for Eddie rather than starting off outright hating him. His momma just died, and he was often the one kid in class who was poorly taken care of. Usually people felt sorry for him.

But Eddie was the class clown. He tried so hard to get any kind of attention, be it negative or positive, and he was just so damn clumsy that eventually the pity turned into anger.

No one ever quite got why he didn’t just “get it together” or “get over it” after his momma died.

They told him the same thing your parents often told you at six years old: Grow up. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps.

Jim and Diane weren’t the best parents when you were growing up. They say the first baby after a marriage can come at any time, and the second one always comes nine months after. You weren’t stupid. You knew you were the “oops” baby after their brief encounter when dad came back to Hawkins on leave in ‘65.

It was something you and Eddie could relate to— kids who were the result of dads wanting free love in the 60’s, now suffering the consequences in a red state with parents who hated each other.

When Sara was born, you spent a lot of time hiding out at Al Munson’s janky two bedroom home.

Things often got overwhelming with a new baby sister adding to the mix. Mom quit her job at the utility office to raise the baby and become Julia Child, dad kept on getting promotions at the precinct, and you were left confused and angry at the fact that only now had they decided to get it together.

So when the baby got overwhelming, you’d bike to Eddie’s house while Al took off on a bender elsewhere, often states away. You two spent hours in his bedroom taking every mismatched kitchen chair and blanket to make forts by the bed, playing cards or with old toys that had seen better days.

Everyone thinks you and Eddie are polar opposites: you’re the one on track for the really good academic scholarships and you still wear your cute prairie and medieval style dresses from the 70’s.

Meanwhile Eddie’s cutting up old blanket lined denim jackets and getting into harder metal.

Yet both of you are still the two nerds who will escape into music, and into the good old pages of a fantasy novel or the world of Greyhawk.

Of course you play D&D with Eddie, and you always have to specify exactly what kind of horse your elf fighter has. I think you spend more time describing the goddamn horse than you do the character.

Eddie always lobs a d4 at your head when you spend too much time talking about how your character’s horse is a dapple gray, not a flea-bitten gray.

In your older years, your dad is ready to tear his hair out because you absolutely refuse to stop going around with the town fuckup.

I think you would most likely be the one to stay in Hawkins living in the trailer park with Eddie and Wayne, married at eighteen, expecting at nineteen.

You also have that Older Sibling™️ rage built up, so any time you get a screaming lecture from your dad, you match his energy.

He’s basically given up on trying to make the two of you stop seeing each other because you always circle back to ignoring him for a week because you “don’t talk to pigs”.

Eddie secretly loves the audacity you have.

Eddie also loves to tease you because you and your dad have the same shitty, grumpy attitude.

He calls you Little Hop, and you always threaten to throw a brick at his head.

One thing Eddie also likes to do is tease you like every old woman in Hawkins does, with the “aww you look so much like your daddy!”

It always makes you feel like this:

[emiliosandozsequence]

house of the dragon (2022-present) cr. george r.r. martin & ryan condal / journal of a solitude, may sarton / spring and all, cathy park hong / aliens & anorexia, chris kraus / ojibwa / pig, sam sax

for @morbidgf