#Sassy men
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Sassy men apocalypse patient zero.
#aqua teen hunger force#athf#aqua teen#master shake#athf fanart#meatwad#frylock#shake#athf master shake#digital art#gijinka#athf gijinka#human master shake#shake zula#human athf#athf human#he dont shower#sassy men#sassy men apocalypse#human shake#princess treatment#athf art#aqua teen forever#SoundCloud#k80 art
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We all love a sassy villain, here is a compilation of some of Qimir's hits in the Acolyte.
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Edwin is evidence that the sassy man apocalypse isn’t real… nope, it’s just an innate part of all men to be sassy no matter the time period.
#sassy man apocalypse#sassy men#edwin paine#crystal palace#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#esther finch#monty the crow#cat king#night nurse#niko sasaki
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I just know he’d stare at you and wont budge until you give him exactly what he wants.
I also think he’d rub your hips and thighs every time you wear low rise jeans and a crop top (or anything in general).
I need him.
#the walking dead#shane walsh#jon bernthal#shane twd#twd#tv series#sassy men#I need him so bad bro#just one chance#please#he’s so pretty#male manipulator#he’s so yummy#girl dinner#he’s gorgeous#i love him#sassy men apocalypse
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Matthew Sturniolo pt 12, you can't lie he def has the best fits.
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo x reader#matt girl#matthew sturniolo#matt sturniolo#matt sturniolo fluff#matt sturniolo imagine#matt sturniolo fanfic#christopher sturniolo#the sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo#chris sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#smut x reader#smut smut smut#fluff x reader#fluff fluff fluff#style#necklaces#sassy man apocalypse#sassy men#man bulge#fall 2024#rares
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Zazzy men
#south park#sp#hellpark#hp#gregory of yardale#sp gregory#hp gregory#king dice#tcs#the cuphead show#tcs king dice#cuphead#zazzy men#sassy men#hell park
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The geeb and the wooden man
My friend @missfear13 suggested that we draw our comfort characters like the Steven Meme
I keep looking at it, love how it turned out
#goosebumps#The princess and the goblin#mr wood#Froglip#Prince Froglip#comfort character meme#art collab#steven universe meme#collab#steven universe#Our BBGs#comfort character#Sassy men
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Put it down Spencer Reid x fmc
Big shout out to everyone that liked my first little writing. Y'all give me motivation <333 summary: Spencer suffers silently, thinking nobody notices. He's wrong. Spoilers for criminal minds season 2 episode 12
tw: cursing, drug abuse, addiction, eating disorder(?), short little hint at selfharm
"Don't you think Spencer has been acting weird lately?" I ask Morgan concerned. I let it slide the first three weeks. It isn't something small to get kidnapped by some crazy guy with three personalities. It wouldn't be unusual for Spencer to act weird or close himself off a little. But he's done such a 180. The only thing that stayed is his awkwardness. Sweet Spencer Reid sassed at me multiple times the last weeks. He even insulted me (I made a joking jab at him and he told me I'm wasting the precious oxygen a tree is tiredlessly producing)
His hands are shaky. He fumbles more. He rants less. He's gone colder and quieter. He scratches his arms through his sleeves and seems tired and unfocused. He's also gotten paler. And thinner? "He won't talk to anyone, it worries me, what if he needs help but can't bring himself to ask and then one day it'll be too late and-" Derek quickly interrupts my ramble before I go any further down the rabbit hole.
"Hey, pretty girl, relax. I'm sure he'll be fine. He just needs some time to really get back, y'know? Hankel did quite the number on him, you saw how Reid's foot looked." His voice is soothing. He always has that soothing tone. But it doesnt work. My mind easily picks words and the way they sounded apart and leaves only the cold, harsh truth behind.
"Exactly what I mean! He was digging his own grave and then had to shoot a man he pitied! That's horrifying! I don't expect him to be fine, but I sure as shit expect him to talk to one of us. Better, all of us. Not at once. But it's important. Who does he trust? JJ. He trusts JJ. I should go ask her if she knows anything." My tone is determined as if nothing could bring me from that path.
"Go ask if JJ knows what?" Prentiss. Prentiss joined not long ago. She's trying hard to fit in, but Gideon isn't exactly easy on her. Not that I can't relate. Looks like the only women he can stand are JJ, Greenaway and Garcia. Well, not that bad. But he's honestly a little... how can I say it? Different.
"Oh, it's nothing. Just about Reid. Do you know how he's doing?" I don't expect her to know. But I'm not shutting her out. She seems nice. At first I feared she was a nepo baby, but she definitely proves herself well. She had gotten sass from Spencer too. Honestly, for the lack of a better word, I'd say he's acting bratty. But I strongly doubt he enjoys whatever is happening.
"Well... last time I asked him what's going on with him, he told me quite clearly that I have no idea what I'm talking about, so I guess I'm not exactly the right person to ask, I'm sorry. I don't actually know him that well anyway." She seems genuinely sorry that she cannot help the issue. "It's alright, Em. I'm sure we'll get him back somehow." I reply with a gentle smile.
Turns out JJ doesn't know anything either. But I know. Not because he told me, but because it's obvious. Also, I'm pretty sure the others know too. Either they're in denial or just decided to ignore Spencer's obvious drug addiction and let him fight it himself or rott alone in his apartment. Great. So much for 'we are a family'. First Elle pulls the fucking card of just shooting the rapist. Then she has to leave? I mean, I'd get it if there was evidence, we couldn't have let that slide, legally speaking, but IA said it was legit. Self-defense. She got shot in her own home, she was traumatized and not ready to come back. Then she got pushed. Further and further. Instead of helping, the team just pushed her away. I can't let that happen again. Not to Spencer.
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I have been knocking on this damned door for ages now. I knock again. Maybe knocking is the wrong word. It had evolved into more of a banging. An angry woman opens the door a couple feet over and glares at me. I throw her an apologetic look and tell her I'll stop.
Just as I turn away, a muffled thump reaches me from the other side of the wood. My mind immediately spins. What if he's hurt? I knock one last time and call out "Reid?!" He doesnt answer. Without thinking, my hair is let down, pin in my hand. Then the pin is in the lock, next thing, the door is open. I step inside, gently close the door again, dump my bag and scan the room. My eyes quickly find the hunched over figure on the floor of the dimly lit room.
After closer looking, I notice the small bottle of medicine next to his thigh and the syringe tightly grasped in his hand. "Fucking hell, Reid put that down right now." He lazily tilts his head in my direction and squints weirdly at me. Dipshit is already higher than his IQ. He slurs a 'no' in my direction. "Don't make me hurt you." I say, half jokingly. With a few quick steps, I reach him. My fingers wrap frimly around his hand. His knuckles are white from how tightly he holds that damned thing. But that needle will not breach his skin again.
"Spencer. Please. Put it down." I say gently. It seems like he's high enough to not have that much willpower in him. He lets go and slumps back against the wall. I carefully put the drugs in my bag. He needs rehab. But that will cost him his job. He can't lose his job. It'd end him. The only way is to help him quit without getting forced by someone else's hand. I definitely need to have an insightful conversation with sober Reid.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow is when our few little paid vacation days start. Ten days without a case. It'd be a great time to start withdrawal. I leave a container with pasta, chicken and creamy sauce in his kitchen, put a post-it on it saying 'Call me when you're sober ~Romanov' and take his dilaudid with me.
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I should've expected that I wouldn't be able to sleep in until lunchtime. But hey, can't blame a girl for trying. My phone rings at nine and I pick up with a sleepy voice, not looking at the caller ID. "Are you seriously still asleep? Did breaking into my apartment and stealing from me make you that tired?!" Spencer's sassy voice reaches me through the phone. He sounds upset. I get it. I pinch my nose and sigh.
"No, actually, I'm just tired of getting shut out." I reply in the same tone. The line goes quiet for a while. "What do you want?" his voice is suddenly small and quiet, it breaks my heart. "I just want to talk, Goldie. Need some company the next couple days? I swear I'm great company." My voice is soft. An underlying plea swings in my words. "Depends. You got some more of that pasta? Haven't thrown up in two hours. And it's really good." I can't quite put what about his tone it is, but it makes my heart melt and I can't help my next words. "I could teach you. We could do a little cooking lesson. Promise I'll wash my hands really, really good." I add the last part teasingly, wanting to bring a little more lightness. "This is not a question, by the way, it's now officially an order. My place, four o' clock. I'll send you the address. Don't be late. You have to bring nothing but yourself in one piece. Don't think I didn't see that knife yesterday. You can't hide anything from me, Goldie." I hang up without letting him answer. I know Spencer Reid well enough. He'll show. He can't argue with me if I hang up, and if he doesn't show, he will 100% feel bad about it.
Morally problematic? Maybe. But it's for a good cause.
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Alrightyyyy, this is it for tonight. Might be rushed. Isn't proofread. I again didn't write enough Spencer aghhhhh.
But tomorrow. I promise. I'll feed fluff. Cooking together and a little angsty talk. Cuddles, lot of trust aaaand more fluff!
Again, thanks for the support, every last little thing means the world to me. It is an honor to know people actually read my shit (even if it's only for Spencer)
Feel free to leave any kind of critisism <333
#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x oc#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid#spencer reid fluff#bau team#bau family#fluff#tw drugs#addiction#drugs mention#sassy spencer#sassy men#elle greenaway#tobias hankel#narcotics drug#redhead beauty#green eyes
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I need a tshirt that says "I ❤️ sassy men".
#cassie yaps !! ☆▪︎☆#sassy man nation#sassy man apocalypse#sassy men apocalypse#sassy men#sirius black#jacob black#george weasley#marcus lopez arguello#luke csstellan#percy jackson#jj maybank#finnick odair
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I love sassy men.
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guess who got resident evil 4!
I'm at chapter 12 and I hate ràmon.
sassy man alert!!
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Idk if I've posted my OC here yet so here's a wip
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pose is sassy as fuck!!!
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Mike Faist and his fucking cocky smirk - frown ish - furrowed brows - parted lips - half closed eyes - little wrinkles - sassy bitch expression
#mike faist#mike faist x reader#challengers#art donaldson#art donaldson x reader#dodge mason#west side story#sassy men apocalypse
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you just know these two were the snarkiest bitches ever at the academy
#like mark rebellato students hated to see them coming#bc they would just be in the corner like this#talking shit#challengers#art donaldson#patrick zweig#i love sassy men 🙂↕️
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