#Sass asks I answer

[caffiend-queen]

Hey hey Queenie, was just reading your intro to Deconstructed.

Meet Dario Toscano. He's a bit of a loose cannon. Okay. He's terrible. Unhinged, impulsive, and so unreasonably hot.

Babe what's so bad about all that? I mean just look at him.

Go pre-order now folks he may just be romantic Patrick, reckless Yuri, and Italian Giovanni all rolled into one. Now isn't that delightful😂😂😂😂

My beloved Sass, and you wonder why I love your guts?

Yeah, Dario's going to be a little shit, I definitely took Sebastian in that white shirt and sunglasses vibe as inspiration. He's definitely going to be more Dommy than our other men have been... maybe a couple of visits to the sex club, Il Decostruito?

[screwpinecaprice]

Would connverse kid(s) be given any sword training or self-defense (despite era-3 being more peaceful)?

Sorry in advance, I could not English right now. Hope I'm understandable at least. 😅

With my connverse kids, Ebony would be very interested in Gem stuff and going around different places and planets. Apart from hostile environments, there are still rouge and corrupted gems out there though. Best to know combat.

Rohini really likes swordfighting, but she mainly have used it to compete athletically. Sometimes it's useful when she tags along Ebony.

/Sakura/* saw her older siblings their swords, and she just thinks fencing is fancy. 🤷‍♀️ Whether she'll get over it or not, I don't know yet. Haha

/Zachary/* would not be interested with swordfighting at all.

*Sorry, STILL don't know what to officially name the twins. 😅

Also, can I use Steven's healing ability as an excuse for him and Connie still looking younger than their age and hide my inability to depict age? 🥺

[ask-runaan-anything]

Uhh by the way the egg wasn't destroyed so you killed someone for no reason

Excuse you. I killed someone for honor and vengeance, as was my edict. Avizandum, the King of the Dragons, was dead - murdered and turned to stone on the day he was to hatch his son's egg - and so the Dragon Queen decreed to me that King Harrow of Katolis needed to perish too, to pay the price for taking that life.

But you are right about one thing - the egg of the Dragon Prince was alive. You'll notice that Ezran, his human counterpart as an innocent and the son of the king, remains conveniently alive as well.

I can in fact do math, even with only eight fingers.

in future, do try to accuse me of sins I've actually committed. I have a list.

[boombambaby]

Hey, Mr. Emperor. Does carryin’ a head full of solid gold ever get… ya know. Too much?

You mean my CROWN?

Tch. Of course not! It's fashionable and a status symbol; inspiration for the peasant class.

Maybe you're born with it, maybe it's Royalty.

[paimonial-rage]

from your character analysis ask meme, for alhaitham: Are they prone to jealousy? would he be too logical to be jealous? Would his jealousy be in vain or would it perhaps be a sign that his partner has crossed the line of sorts?

Definition of jealousy:

I apologize for taking some time with this ask. I’m going to answer this in a more analytical format because I think this situation calls for it. I want to say that no, under normal circumstances, Alhaitham is not the kind of person to get jealous. In my experience, there are usually three triggers for jealousy:

1. Reader interacting normally with friends and hobbies and partner gets (unreasonably) jealous

2. Reader getting too involved with spending time with friends/hobbies not realizing they’re neglecting partner which gets them (reasonably) jealous

3. Reader specifically does things that will incite jealousy within partner by purposefully doing things like ignoring partner or flirting with others

Alhaitham would not get jealous under the first instance. Being a very independent person, he would understand and respect his partner’s need for it as well. The second instance would be the closest he’d feel to your definition of jealousy. While he’d be able to withstand it for a while, eventually he’d probably feel neglected and would pull you away to capture your sole attention.

As for the third scenario, while he would get upset and would get jealous, I don’t believe this would happen in a normal relationship. Personally, I would never flirt with someone that isn’t my partner just for fun, even if I’m close to them. I think that’s a very hurtful thing to do to someone that has feelings for you.

So long story short, no, I don’t think Alhaitham is prone to jealousy. Not that he’s “too logical” to be jealous. He just understands and respects people’s need for independence. That being said, he probably can end up feeling neglected if left alone too long.

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

hi hi! kinda new to the helpol crowd so i was wondering: what is it like when a deity contacts you? do you see an image of them? hear a voice in your head? or do you have thoughts that are distinctly not your own? are their messages more direct or indirect? what are the messages usually about? how do you feel when you recieve them? which deity do you get contacted by the most?

Heyo! So, first, obligatory UPG disclaimer: this is all only my own experience, and has no basis in mythology or anything like that. Also for the sake of transparency; I'm not a Hellenic Polytheist. If you've been around my blog and you vibe with the way I work with deities, then cool! But I do feel the need to say that I'm a witch who works primarily with Hellenic deities (and then there's Loki) so I don't follow the same traditions as some of the helpol community! (The best example being the concept of miasma. Some helpol people swear by it, others don't, and as for me it makes me wildly uncomfortable.)

Disclaimer aside, I'll just answer all these as best I can! Thank you for the ask^^

When it comes to how exactly I receive whatever they're saying, I feel like it's... a weird mix of all of your examples. Sometimes, especially if I'm not particularly tuned in, it's absolutely a thought that just isn't my own. Sometimes I even mistake it for my own at first, and then go "I have absolutely no reason to think that what the hell was that about-?" (ex. naming Loki's playlist "Loki's shit music taste" or giving an offering that has no association with them, pausing bc what the hell no, and then realizing that was them.) Other times I get words and images, although now that I think about it I'm not sure they have distinct voices? I "hear" them in my head, and some of them have clear voices sometimes, but it just depends on how I'm feeling. They essentially communicate however I'm able to receive it at the moment.

I feel like right now, it's more direct than indirect. Obviously this isn't the case for everyone, and I feel the need to say that it's not something anyone should ever feel bad about. It's not better, it's just different. As for what they talk about when they do... uh, everything? I don't know how to word it any better XD Sometimes it's about offerings, sometimes about genuinely serious stuff, but usually it's just... them popping in because they have something to say about whatever I'm doing. My work with them is fairly casual, so it ranges from "YOOOOOO your sleep schedule is so good right now I'm so proud!" to literal memes and no I'm not joking. But that's less the Hellenic deities I work with and more Loki.

(Although, I am reminded that Aphrodite and Loki are an absolutely wild comedic duo. They all do have a sense of humor lol.)

So for the most part, as weird as it might seem since I'm talking about deities that a lot of people view as above humanity, I.... just feel like I'm talking to friends most of the time. Maybe parental figures, since I literally call Hades and Persephone my "underworld parents" lol. For the most part, it's just a nice feeling like chatting with someone I know and care for and that I know cares for me.

And last but not least, right now Loki- although I know they're not a Hellenic deity, so they may not be the answer you were looking for lol- is the most active in my life. They're very loud, very much so prone to the clearest signs and clearest direct communication as well. Apollo and Aphrodite are a close second, though. Apollo has been fucking thrilled that I'm starting to finally successfully change my sleep schedule, and Aphrodite has really been nudging me towards self-care lately.

[vault-kid]

1/2 follow up question: who does Luna have a grudge against??? And how does it manifest if/when she runs into them again?

this was mostly written on my commute so apologies if its vague or poorly worded/written LOLs

Alphonse: This one is i guess pretty self explanatory and obvious? but her grudge started a long time ago, when she was a kid. Luna was a shy kid growing up, but once those pre-teen years hit, her 'sense of justice' (if you can call it that?) also developed. She got into a lot of fights by defending herself or Amata, sometimes questioning the Vault's rules and structure (most of the time this was just done innocently out of curiosity) and obviously she questioned the reason why everyone else disliked her so much? The Overseer being the first. The way he treated her and James, and even Jonas, was something she never understood at first. Him being insanely disapproving of her friendship with Amata pissed Luna off beyond belief, and the thought "I wish he'd drop dead right there and then" has passed through her head countless of times, even as a kid. The day of the escape caused this grudge to grow obviously, so by the time Luna saw him again during Trouble in the Homefront , she had already thought about all the ways she could hurt him. She didn't hurt him like that, though, she couldn't. Since her Speech is one of her top skills, she was able to persuade him without the use of ... physical violence... but she did shut him up verbally. Very dry, very apathetic and cynical (almost cruel) towards him in particular. There's just no sympathy with him, and I like to think that part of the reason why Alphonse steps down as Overseer is cus Luna (aside from the actual canon dialog, yada yada) told him off as a bad father and a failure and hit him where it hurt most (girl told him to kill himself in an indirect and sophisticated way).

The most obvious would be Butch. I won't really talk much about this in complete full detail cus id love to actually talk about their relationship in depth soon but, she has a pretty deep grudge against him for a specific reason. While it was kept a secret from literally everyone else in the Vault, their relationship was rather solid (as solid as hormone-driven, sex repressed teenagers can be) until some shit happened, and Butch left her to deal with the shitshow(s) alone. She doesn't hold a grudge against him for choosing something over her, but more so for leaving her to deal with the aftermath of it all lol. Running into him in the Vault again was whatever. It was awkward, but she never thought they'd see each other again out in the Wasteland, so she actually treated him kindly then. It's only in Rivet City where all of her feelings towards him (both negative and positive) came rushing back, and her grudge resurfacing. She really does have a bad habit of holding things over people's heads, so she'd often times just snap at Butch and remind him how he's treated her and what he did (honestly deserved). There is way more to it, but thats all im saying for now!

Dr. Li: Ok hear me out. Luna's 'grudge' on Li is a bit weird, maybe a bit irrational? idk you be the judge. Luna didn't really have a grudge against Li at first, but she definitely did NOT vibe with her ever. I think her 'grudge' began once she found out Madison had a thing for James, (Luna tried pushing that aside considering she was helping with P.P., but...). However, after James' death, Luna completely shut herself off from everything, and everyone related to the project and James, and that obviously meant Madison (and the B.O.S, etc) for like, a looong time. Because of this, Madison would then treat Luna like shit, as cynical as she always is, and would go on about how she 'couldn't allow the same cause of its abandonment 19 years ago to be the reason it gets delayed more'. All of that upset Luna more aside from grieving James, so she clearly grew a dislike for Li, and whenever they interacted she would close herself off or be cold. Their personalities clashed, both grieving the same person in different ways and Luna knew this, but the way Li made her feel about many things was the cause for that small grudge.

[killerandhealerqueen]

Random ask, what are your top 5 favorite moments from Killer and Healer?

Anon. Anon. Anon. Anon, you cannot just ask me this because my fucking god I have too many favorite moments. That's not faaaaaaaaaair

Fuck it, we ball. Top 5 favorite moments

First meeting from the deleted scene

This shit is seared into my fucking brain. The chin grab, the way he studies Chen Yuzhi, the small smirk afterwards...fuuuuuck

2. Jiang Yuelou taking care of Chen Yuzhi in ep. 8

I don't really need to explain how this scene fucked me up...the tenderness man, I can't

3. Jiang Yuelou saving Chen Yuzhi from Jin Dacheng in ep. 12

Man was a fucking attack dog. Absolutely unhinged. And I loved him for it

4. Jiang Yuelou saving Chen Yuzhi from Lao Huo in ep. 16

I have this entire fucking scene memorized. I'm very normal about it. Very normal about it

5. The cute little scene with Chu Min in ep. 22, where Chen Yuzhi and Jiang Yuelou were such dads to Chu Min

Personal space? They don't fucking know her

Bonus: Zhan Junbai fucking slaughtering the tailors for stabbing Yu Tangchun

It was very sexy of him

[jeetlebeetle]

Or Alastor would say “Well excuuuusee meee, my queen!” To Lilith with his radio voice. 😂😂😂 that made my day!

I also think of anime AU that Alastor as a teenage human, and Lilith as teenage human as well. This gives me off popular boy and yandere girl couple vibes. ✨🌸✨

LMFAOOOOOOO that gave me a good cackle! 😂😂😂

Omfg u mean like Yandere Simulator where Alastor is Senpai and Lilith is Anako (i think thats yan-chan’s name)? Lilith just Battle Royale-ing a bunch of teens over the SINGULAR AROACE PERSON is so fucking funny like even if she wins he still wouldnt wanna be with her— all of that work for NOTHING!! 😂😂

[miekasa]

thinking about kiaan hosting a tea party for the first time and inviting levi (and holden) 😌😌 and if kiaan deemed the tea party a success, the next time he'd allow levi and holden to invite a plus one - holden begrudgingly invites erwin and levi finds how nervous erwin is to be hilarious lol

You don’t understand the immense joy this ask brought me because I like to imagine that of the veteran trio, Levi obviously enjoys tea and takes the craft seriously, Hange likes it but doesn’t, but with copious amounts of sugar, milk, and cream, which Levi thinks ruins it, and Erwin doesn’t care for it.

So, to imagine Erwin sitting down at a tea party with Levi’s two small children, having to talk to stuffed animals and raise his pinky and pretend to enjoy the taste of tea, all while nervously trying to impress Holden—that’s priceless to Levi, and he is enjoying every last second of it.

Also, Holden doesn’t even like most teas. She’s picky, like her father. And so far, you and Levi have only gotten her to drink green tea, warm or cold. That doesn’t stop her from enjoying Kiaan’s tea party, though; because inviting Erwin as her plus-one was no mistake—she saw an opportunity and took it (which, Levi, is also aware of, but who is he to deny his daughter anything).

“That’s not how you do it,” Holden chimes, and Erwin freezes instantly, teapot in mid-air, and eyes wide and stunned. 

There are physical beads of sweat accumulating on his forehead when Holden squints, and sighs, eventually setting her cup down and reaching for the teapot out of Erwin’s hands, “You have to do it like this,” she corrects him, adjusting the pot so that when she pours her younger brother another cup, the liquid doesn’t run down the side of the spout, “Daddy always does it like this.” 

Kiaan, none the wiser to the tension at the table, only claps happily, thanking his big sister, and offering the first sip to his favorite teddy bear. 

“Ah, right, thank you,” Erwin stutters, through a nervous smile. He looks to Levi, and is only met with a shit-eating expression, before Holden catches his attention again, “Here. You pour yours now, the right way.” 

“Right!” Erwin salutes, reaching for the teapot from her smaller hands. 

It’s pure concentration on his face in this moment: like nothing else in his life has mattered until now, like he’s waited his whole life for this one moment, to impress this one, extremely intimidating, impressively well-articulated, scary five year old girl. He can do this. He looks briefly at Kiaan to his left, lets the smiles of the toddler serve as encouragement—he certainly won’t get it from either of the two faces staring him down across the table. 

He can do this. He can. He follows Holden’s example, carefully leaning the teapot just enough, careful to align it properly with his cup. It works! Mostly—only a little bit runs down the spout, but he’s quick to adjust his position to remedy this. Success. 

Or so he thinks. He sets the pot back onto its coaster and is met with a tiny chin peering over the table to assess his work. Holden looks at the cup, then at Erwin, then sits back down properly on her pillow, and sighs. “You’re supposed to drink it. It will get cold.” 

Erwin stumbles too quickly bring the cup to his lips. It’s a little too hot to drink without having blown on it first, but he takes the slight burn like a man, humming positively when Kiaan’s gentle voice questions, “Good?” while he’s swallowing. 

“Very good,” he chokes, mustering up the bravest smile he can. He places his cup down and jolts when he notices Holden’s is empty. “Would you like some more, Holden?” 

This could be his redemption. This could be his chance to prove himself, once and for all. He wouldn’t mess up this time. Cross his heart and hope to die. Eager, Erwin is already reaching for the teapot when he’s halted. “No,” Holden says calmly, “Daddy always pours tea for me.” 

Sure enough, Levi Ackerman looks him square in the eye as he pours his daughter another cup of tea, and spares him no remorse for his crushed dreams when Holden leans against his arm after the teapot has been placed back on the table, a small squeeze and a thank you to her father muttered shortly after. 

And you certainly didn’t help, when you inadvertently immortalized his defeated expression in a picture with the flash of your phone camera nearly blinding him. Erwin does his best to smile pleasantly when you call for another picture, but it’s hard to when he can feel Holden’s judgement and pinpoint Levi’s amusement. 

At least Kiaan liked him enough, though it seems he prefer the affection of his teddy bear to Erwin’s presence. Erwin spares a glance to the baby strapped to your stomach, gurgling happily as you try to center the photo. 

Maybe Erwin had a chance of winning that kid’s affection. But if your youngest turns out to be anything like Holden, he can kiss those dreams goodbye. 

[i-am-simply-here]

Also, when I got to the zoo, and met up with the family. My uncle, who I see like once a year, sees me with my cane and goes "what's with the pimp cane?"

💀💀 I was dying. I told him I brought it so I could push kids out of the way 😭 he said "oh so I should stick by you then?"

[okmcintyre]

Why in your polls do you never include season 7? I get it, you may not like it, but your polls are inaccurate without it. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others can't. Give it a chance to be voted on like the rest.

Great question nonny! (And a fair one to ask, I'm pretty consistent LOL 😅)

For some of the polls, like the 'best #X episode' they're related to this year's rewatch: which is planned to run to 6x13. So it makes sense for those to omit anything after that.

But honestly: 9/10 times it's just because I don't like talking about that season 🤷‍♀️

I'm always down for a sidebar discussion on how brilliant 7x02 was (The Garden 😭), or how John and Emori were MADE for their leadership roles on Sanctum and I wanted years more of that on screen✨. I really enjoyed Dev's scenes and Echope's dynamic and giving Gabriel a found family... but the rest of the season? Watching live was a really unpleasant experience for me, and I don't get a lot of joy from rehashing it.

There could be S7 polls eventually? And I'll happily participate in other blogs' should they pop up on my feed ☺️ But you likely won't find a lot of that season's content on my page.

It bums me out, and I prefer to celebrate the parts of the show I really enjoyed watching

[blujayonthewing]

17, 28, 31 and 32, for Melliywk!

17. how did they spend their summers/free time as a child?

In general, gnomish childhood is for exploration and trying new things, so a little bit of all kinds of things! But, in particular, she got into tinkering really young-- one time as a little little kid she woke up early and borrowed her dad's alarm clock to take apart; it made him late for work, but it also resulted in Mel getting her very own alarm clock, as well as her own beginner toolset and strict instructions to please ask for her own things to muck about with, lol. Her mom's the handyman of the house, so she learned a lot about various hand tools and basic repair tasks from her, and she was definitely doing rube goldberg setups and Sid Toystory type shit in her room all the time. She also has a lot of really fond memories of going out on bug collecting daytrips with her dad!

28. how do they show that they care about someone? how do they express that they don't like someone?

Melliwyk does a lot of teasing and playful banter; she's a little bit just like that in conversation in general, but for example she (lovingly) picks on Zhartook a lot, lol. She tends to be kind of self-absorbed-- not in an egoistic way but just, you know, wrapped up in her work and not really thinking about other people, so she's not always proactively caring towards others, but if she can get outside her own bubble at all once in awhile she can be surprisingly thoughtful. One of her main love languages is acts of service-- she's always delighted to put down whatever she's doing to help others when asked, and does a fair number of projects just on the basis of 'might be nice/ useful for [friend]'.

On the other hand, she's not subtle about disliking others, or even being temporarily mad at them, lol. She can be kind of a petty little shit, frankly-- biting sarcasm and cold shoulders. At the very least, she's not as warm and friendly as usual, and certainly not playful. She's had sort of a... precarious falling out with our bard that I frankly don't wanna get into but the point is it kind of doesn't feel safe for her to be obvious about her dislike for him :') But she's just sort of withdrawn from interacting with him more than she needs to, and maintains a baseline politeness at most, neither of which is too hard to manage when she can tend to be kind of a recluse anyway.

31. do they like receiving gifts? giving gifts? what is their ideal gift?

Gift giving is her other biggest love language! She loves making things, much more than she cares about having things, so she really likes making stuff for her friends, whether it's something she thinks would be useful for them or just something she thinks they might like or appreciate. She's also (usually) happy, if not excited, to get magic items into the hands of whomever in the party would make the best use of them, or to loan out hers if she's not willing to give them up permanently (like the cloak of elvenkind, which was a gift, or the ring of the depths, which has shockingly powerful magic in it for a novelty item [at-will shapechange, but only into very low level sea animals] and is an artifact of an ancient artificer she admires; she's even offered to let our fighter borrow the enchanted nightcap she literally never takes off because of chronic nightmares, if she thought it might prevent nasty people casting Dream on her to fuck with her).

She also does absolutely like receiving gifts! On the receiving end she's very much an 'it's the thought that counts' person-- any gift that the person clearly meant sincerely is going to make her happy and be greatly valued, whether it's something really thoughtful and personal or just a gag gift they thought she'd think was funny. It'd be hard to nail down a specific 'ideal gift' for her, but obviously any magic item would be top tier.

32. do they have any habits that aren't particularly self-destructive, just maybe odd?

I don't roleplay this as much as I'd like because it'd be kind of disruptive over video calls as opposed to in person, but she talks to herself a lot, in the form of thinking out loud. She was a hermit for a really long time, and kind of a loner even among others for awhile before that, so she's quite strongly in the habit of rubber-ducking to Baxter, even when he's not actually around. When they first started traveling together I imagine there was a significant adjustment period where she'd start talking conversationally through some problem, Zhartook would answer (likely in confusion), and she'd be startled and maybe a little annoyed because she's not talking to him and also not expecting any kind of response at all aside from maybe encouraging 'hmm's now and then, lol. She also talked to her house's ghost a lot, despite not believing he actually existed; 'Now cut that out' when the wind was noisy in the chimney or 'I'll be back soon, don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone' when she had to go into town, etc.

ask about my OCs :3

[away-ward]

NAUURRRRR I SAW THIS, AND KO YOU JUST HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME 😭😭😭 MichaelRikaKaiBanks bonus i swear im not lying, please be angry with me 😭😭😭🤡. L*nk on twitter/ x:

https://x.com/mytinyfighter/status/ 1702017261370851814?s=61

Just delete the space between / and 7.

I hope there'll never be a willemmy alexaydin istg 😭😭😭 ngl i kinda pd now

Ohhh someone told me about this! Thank you so much for sending it to me. Congratulations, you get a live reaction.

Wait... EmoryWill? D-do they not know Willemmy? Do they not use Willemmy? Willemmy is such a cute name for the pair/ship and honestly much cuter than the other couples'. I'm not being biased, this is fact.

EmoryWill. I'm already mad.

They're what? No. No. Rika is not the most hated. We hate how you interject her in scenes she's not needed. And I've never gotten anything but love for Banks.

Although, I do get a lot of Rika hate in my message box. I never get Banks hate. What are they talking about????

What side of the fandom are they interacting with?

How does everyone know about the steam room? I remember someone coming in on them but it's really gotten around like this that even in their own club, a "young woman" feels bold enough to sass Rika? And Rika has to keep "her chin up" like what? Are you embarrassed suddenly? Can't handle someone sassing you? Have you grown up at all, Rika?

And why is this girl allowed back if she's been given bloody noses before, probably for trying to insult Banks? Clearly, she's not there to learn so maybe they recommend they find a different club, hmm?

And Banks comes in with the logic. This is actually good for me because I've framed Banks differently in my head. So, for a clearer idea of her, I appreciate this.

I can't. I just.

It's not the overwhelming "Rika is perfect and beloved" narrative. Don't get it wrong. It's the way in contradicts the way I've framed them in my head (which, again, we've established is way off anyway so I don't know why I'm so annoyed). But I want them to all be all the same level. Why is it that Em and Alex and Will and Winter all love Rika, but Banks doesn't feel that same love from them?

In short, this is not the "chosen family" vibe I wanted. And now I'm mad. And sad. I'm Smad.

Let's see what else is in this box of fun, shall we?

Of course it was! He didn't practice abstinence before he met you. He had plenty of practice that had nothing to do with Rika.

I don't like her jealousy. Where's my logical Banks? *checks under a rock*

"It's been sitting between us." No, Banks. It's been sitting on you. No one else cares.

Does this mean Emory's safe??? I don't have to worry about random scenes popping up to ruin my ideas of her?

oh wait. you're right. Alex and Aydin are still waiting in the wings for their chance to steal the spotlight.

And on one hand, I get where Rika is coming from regarding Kai. On the other hand her saying things like "I don't think about Kai" and "Don't bring him up again" feels rude. Like dude, what he'd do to you? As far as I know, he's always been nice to you. You should think about him. I mean, respect that he has a wife and don't objectify him. But like... have nice thoughts about the guy.

I don't have to have nice thoughts about him. But I'm mad on Em's behalf.

I really wish this was the end of it. I wish it ended here with Banks agreeing but letting know Rika she doesn't mind and then they leave as friends with a deeper understanding of each other. Yay.

Knowing Michael (which, again... I don't), he probably got a little kick when talking to Kai, knowing that Rika wanted Banks more than him. He also probably kept it a secret because it fixed the relationship between him and Kai. No reason to be jealous of his best friend when his wife doesn't even want him.

She's what...? What kind of family is this????? Ten years and she's never had a reason to call Michael?

Michael starts talking and I immediately retch. That's horrible.

Well... that was something. I kind of feel bad for Kai. Is it just me, or does the line "trying to sort out his feelings" seem like he's not all that into it? I mean, of course he is because PD created him to be, but like... doesn't sound like someone who was positive that what's happening is what he wants.

Anyway. Thanks, I think. I don't know why I'm so annoyed. I knew how this was going to go and yet...

I object to everything here. Just for the record.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Janus:Hey third creativity, I found the amulet that we needed back from Remus and Roman. Now we can finally find the others..

Third creativity:You know what, I misjudged you, Janus. I doubted you, but now I see I was wrong. I really thought you would’ve sat on it by now.

Damn Snakey needs some ice for that burn XD

[journey-to-the-attic]

SK's webs are stronger than any rope Lucifer has so he once tried to convince her to string Mammon up as punishment...

Suffice to say Mammon and SK went on a shopping spree with a newly liberated Goldie while Lucifer was forced to take a nap.

he's furious but he can't DO anything... he just has to hang there and act like this is all part of his plan (it's not)

this tactic also proves surprisingly useful for forcing lucifer to take a break when he's overworking