#SasoHida

[ladykissingfish]

Sasori: Here. I got you two something. *hands Deidara and Tobi each a plastic spider-ring* Deidara: Oooh, this is cute! *puts his on* Tobi: ... are you asking both Tobi AND Senpai to marry you, Sasori-san? Sasori: What? No! They were a quarter each at this Halloween novelty stand I passed on my way home. I thought you'd both like them, that's -- Deidara: I get to be the First Wife, hm. That means I have seniority over all the other wives Sasori takes. Like I'm the one who gets to say who does what, and be the first one to have Danna's kids. Sasori: Seriously what -- Tobi: That's fine with Tobi. Wow, here I thought I'd always be alone, and I end up with a husband AND a sister-wife! Could today get any better?! Deidara: Hey; let's go see if Hidan and Itachi want to join us, hm! That way Sasori has a good variety of personalities, AND he'll get a lot of kids! Tobi: Good idea, Senpai! Let's go find them! *they both run off* Sasori: Sasori: I hate Halloween.

[acnproject]

AKATSUKI WEEK 2024

AKATSUKI WEEK — HALLOWEEN

** O Desaparecimento dos Corvos** ✾ 1º Dia | 28/10 | Tema: "Assassinato de Corvos" ✾ Personagens: Kisame e Itachi ✾ Ficwriter: @ Immorqlz ✾ Betagem: @Nisaba ✾ Designer: @Mei_Gremory ✾ Avaliação: @MilPedacos e @Nisaba

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O Templo da Escuridão 𖥔 1º Dia | 28/10 | Tema: Gato Preto |terror] 𖥔 Personagens/shipp: Sasori & Hidan | SasoHida 𖥔 Ficwriter: @symbroockk e @poolwiado 𖥔 Betagem: @Meggie_novis 𖥔 Designer: @symbroockk 𖥔 Avaliação: @Nisaba

[zombie-honeymoon]

If I could come up with a title for this sasohida fic, then I could post it...

[peensock]

sasohida nation still alive orrr

[justanotherblonde]

Hey! 46. 8. 22.? 🙂

46. Favourite sentence/paragraph you ever wrote?

impossible to choose! most of the time what i write just disappears from my brain once i post it, so nothing really sticks with me? but this one little bit came to mind as soon as i saw the question, from Conquest of Spaces (SasoDei, sci-fi AU):

The view outside the cockpit was a gemstone-studded blanket of eternal night, spiraling clusters of pinprick stars etching out the edges of their galaxy.

For all its beauty, the stillness of it always chafed at Deidara.

He itched to be in the center of something, a flurry of planet-side action, surrounded by swirling smoke and flame, ears drowning in the scrape-clank of kunai and shuriken. And yet… He stole a sideways glance. Sasori stared forward out the window, his body perfectly still, the stars dancing in his eyes.

i just love writing science fiction.... 🥺🥺

8. Favourite fic from another author?

i can't pick just one. also, i don't actually read a lot of other sasodei, so they're all other things? no pressure to read if these ships or charas aren't your thing, but i highly recommend checking them out because they're so well-written.

Galatea by Mayblume - Kakuzu/Sasori, Sasori/Hidan, Kakuzu/Hidan, Kakuzu/Sasori/Hidan. a modern AU where Kakuzu runs a bank and Sasori his his artist fiance. Sasori becomes obsessed with Hidan as his muse, and in turn Kakuzu finds himself drawn to Hidan... Chap 9 isn't posted yet, but i heard there will be smut, heh heh. Mayblume has a standalone smut piece for the trio that's also AMAZING. i just love all the art discourse in this story, and the whole set up is really interesting.

Muse by zombiehoneymoon - Sasori/Hidan, modern AU, artist Sasori. the image of Hidan covered in gold leaf in the setting sun will live with me forever. Smutty but not explicit.

I'm Not Where You Left Me by Thisismycanon/Maiika - Kakashi/Yamato | Tenzou, just about as canon-compliant as you can get. i absolutely love this story. SMUTTY. but also really cleverly fit into canon.

Zahr by shipcat - Sasori's story, told in a postapocalyptic AU. so many powerful sentences.

Skinned Knees by tropicalgothic - Sasori as a kid, romping around with Yashamaru and Karura. i just love this story. my fav part is when they're sliding down the stairs.

22. Favourite part about writing fanfiction?

for me it has to be all the amazing people i've met since i started posting. from my readers (such as yourself) with all the comments and love you bestow on my works, to the community of naruto fic writers that i've gotten to know on the Naruto Multishippers Discord... damn, everyone's just so talented and chill.... and it gives me the motivation to keep creating. 💖💖💖💖✨✨✨

fanfic writer asks

[kakuzuisabigidiotwholoveshidan]

@multisasori here’s the smutiest piece I’ve ever written for Day 17 - Sasori/Hidan! Dom!Sasori teaches Hidan how to top his husband, who is not amused until he totally is.

Mind the rating, this is a spicy one~

[ailuroscreations]

I made a thing inspired by Mayblume's Galatea fic on AO3.

When your partners artistic muse is a little shit and you just gotta tolerate it. 🤷

[konohagakureship]

Happy almost birthday @thatshipcat form your dear friend @akatzombie !!! ❤️✨🎉

Who loves you so much!

Commission for @akatzombie 

[akatdollie]

Send me 💘 + a ship and I’ll tell you—

@hidan-san

SasoHida - Modern Verse - Artist Alt

where they first met and how - Sasori was painting a triptych in a church where Hidan is a priest. He is somewhat familiar with biblical texts, and favors a more Michelangelo style - that is, he portrays most of his painted subjects in various states of undress. So, he was asked by a local bishop to, uh… please. Cover them up. FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN.

Sasori, of course, spiteful. Makes them even MORE naked, more debauched. Throws in a beheaded Dionysus just for flavor. Hidan knows he’s not supposed to laugh, but…

God. This shortie is funny as fuck.

And the bishop can’t even oppose because… technically, yes. It is a pagan god being beheaded. He is portraying Adam and Even in their natural state. This damn satanic redhead is bending ALL THE RULES without breaking them.

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved - Sasori spent a month on each panel, then one more month making them all dirty. Hidan spent the dirty month hiding his snickers and offering quiet suggestions on how to make it worse better - like, say, having a snake bite a sinner’s testicles.

Sasori turned him down. Not because it was too much, but because, quote unquote, ‘it has already been done. I am creative with my torture.’

That is when Hidan decided that he had to marry this twink.

who fell for who first ( if applicable ) - See above.

where their first date was and what it was like - It was at the church. Hidan noticed that the artist was useless in the mornings and brought him coffee - Sasori’s third cup that day.

Sasori, who is never opposed to being spoiled, sniffed at the coffee for poison. But then decided that death was better than being awake without caffeine. He drank the coffee, staring blankly while Hidan blathered on and on about it being cruelty-free, wondering when he was going to die and being strangely okay with that.

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? ) - Hidan tricks Sasori into giving him his phone number by asking for a business card lol. Then he calls Sasori and asks him how much a nude portrait of himself would cost. Sasori told him two thousand, flat.

Hidan like. I don’t have that type of money - how about a date? Fifty dollars, tops.

Sasori had nothing better to do and accepted.

who proposes first - Assuming that marriage is legal, Hidan. In general, he makes the first move, and neither he nor Sasori do flings at this point in their lives.

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away - Hidan bragged about dating the damn satanic redhead to anyone that would listen and several that wouldn’t. Sasori just quietly changed his relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Hidan laughed.

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? ) - It happens in the church where they met and Hidan works, on an afternoon where the sun streams in through the windows and everything is golden. Hidan asks Sasori if he wants to be together forever, to which Sasori scoffs, “Of course,” and Hidan pulls out the ring. “Heh. Guess I don’t need to bribe you.” Then he puts it back AND SASORI IS LIKE WAIT NO-

if they adopt any pets together - A Husky! Whose name is “Wolf.” Sasori calls her, “dog.”

who’s more dominant - Sasori, though Hidan makes the first move. (I feel like this is common in Sasori’s ships to be honest.)

where their first kiss was and what it was like - IT WAS in a theater. Sasori hated the movie and turned to Hidan and said they were making out now. Hidan, naturally, obliged.

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? ) - They have matching decor because Sasori is in charge of interior design XD. After hearing that Sasori thought Hidan was poisoning him, he also bought Sasori a bunch of coffee mugs (which Hidan occasionally uses) referring to poison.

how into pda they are - HIDAN IS —less forward at first — BUT THEN GETS VERY INTO IT. He constantly has an arm on Sasori’s shoulders (possessive—plus he likes bugging his beau). To which Sasori protests, weakly.

who holds the umbrella when it rains - Hidan. Sasori makes him.

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable ) - at home, with takeout, watching Netflix, on the couch. Sasori is reading a book.

who’s more protective - hard to say. Sasori would poison someone that tried taking something that was his, but Hidan would get a baseball bat with nails at the end and go to town on the offender in question.

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ ) - uhhh I want to say a three months? They didn’t rush things but once Sasori fell asleep on the couch and Hidan put him to bed. But then Sasori wouldn’t let go of his shirt, and rather than wake him up, Hidan shrugged and slept too.

if they argue about anything - Constantly. Bickering is a hobby for them.

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. ) - Hidan leaves more marks and Sasori smacks him when he bites too hard.

who steals whose clothes and how often - Sasori steals Hidan’s clothes, especially his comfy hoodies and night clothes… Hidan is not stylish enough—or small enough—to steal everyday clothes haha.

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? ) - Hidan splayed on top of Sasori like a starfish.

what their favourite nonsexual activity is - Sasori likes gossiping, but doesn’t necessarily have people he can trust with sensitive information. Hidan is a good listener.

Hidan likes watching Sasori rant about other artists/people and eggs him on. He finds it hilarious.

He makes a point of talking through the anger afterward. As a priest, he often counsels people through these things... and he kinda likes feeling useful.

But Sasori hates hates HATES when Hidan tries to tell him how to live his life. Hidan has learned that this is not a good idea.

how long they stay mad at each other - FOR-FUCKING-EVER

what their usual coffee / tea orders are - Sasori has Turkish coffee, and Hidan has green tea (it reminds him of home), usually with some sort of pastry.

if they ever have any children together - not unless they adopt.

if they have any special pet names for each other - Hidan calls Sasori “dollface” and Sasori calls Hidan “idiot.”

if they ever split up and / or get back together - NEITHER OF THEM BELIEVE IN DIVORCE SO NO.

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? ) - very clean with a bit of disorganization that Sasori nags Hidan about. Neither Sasori nor Hidan are messy people - Sasori by nature, Hidan by habit - and though Sasori is somewhat of a hoarder, he usually keeps it neat and contained to his personal spaces.

Sasori chooses the decor. It is sleek and modern with stainless steel.

what their first christmas as a couple was like - They got into an argument because Sasori didn’t celebrate Christmas and Hidan felt like Sasori was looking down on him. No, Sasori literally couldn’t care less. But he failed to communicate this until they got into a heated argument where Sasori threatened Hidan with his palette knife and Hidan laughed at him because those things are so nonthreatening. Then Sasori stabbed him with it.  

They made up in the hospital room. Sasori explained himself. Hidan thought it was hot.

They learned new things about each other that day.

what their names are in each other’s phones - Hidan is “Hidan” in Sasori’s phone. Hidan jokingly changes it depending on his mood, to Father Hidan, Bishop Mao, Pope Urban the Third.

Sasori is ”damn satanic redhead”. Sasori knows this and doesn’t care. Just dryly tells Hidan to not mention his revolving head at the next meeting of the exorcists. (Hidan cackles.)

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? ) - Not that I can think of.

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first - Hidan goes to bed first because he has to wake up to pray. Sasori is. . . impossible to wake up before 9am without at least two cups of coffee. He stays up until 3am.

who’s the big spoon / little spoon - Hidan is the big spoon I guess? If only because it is more convenient. Sasori won’t admit he likes it.

who hogs the bathroom - god. They fight over the bathroom. Hidan and his hair/skin products, Sasori and his makeup, they physically push each other out of the mirror. Christ.

who kills the spiders / takes them outside - Hidan is FRIGHTENED OF SPIDERS and would kill them if he weren’t backing away rapidly.

Sasori takes them outside.

X

[naruto-rare-pair-support]

Sasori/Obito or Sasori/Hidan

Prompt: “On a dare, I licked a metal pole in freezing temperatures and you were the EMT sent to detach my tongue.” Winter shenanigans. First impressions gone wrong. Romantic comedy.

[scythe-swinging]

Red.

A perfect circle with a triangle.

Blood splattering on the ground as yet another sacrifice succumbs to His power.

The rage that comes with disrespect towards Him.

The color of his life.

Countless symbols, countless sacrifices, countless fits of rage. All piling up until that was all there was. The sheer amount of blood alone was enough to drown even the most competent of swimmers.

Red.

The color of clouds.

On a new day.

On a black cloak.

A new begining and yet, the same thing. Bloodshed.

Always his own and the other.

Blood crusting on his skin, in his hair, the smell never coming out no matter how much he washed.

Blood everywhere he looked.

A body was 70% water but his life was 99% blood.

Red.

The flow of new locks in the wind.

An old friend.

True and real and beautiful and red.

Not blood.

Hair.

Beautiful, soft, red hair.

Less blood.

More of him.

More and more and more.

Beautiful.

Calming.

Red.

[zombie-honeymoon]

Hoping to finish a sasohida fic, and some kisahida pwp for this month and maybe start rewriting an old thing I felt like I rambled too much in.

If I can not get distracted by the 3 sentence ficathon that would be great.

[veeseawrites-blog]

Red.

Smol drabble I wrote and posted on my other account.

[kakuzuisabigidiotwholoveshidan]

The Sun

It was high noon when Sasori first saw him.

Hair slicked back, a wry smirk distorting his otherwise handsome features, shirt nowhere to be found. He had been skating despite the stifling heat and now the sweat on his bare chest was glistening in the glaring sun. A pendant around his neck refracted the sunlight every time he moved.

Breathing accelerated from exertion, he had decided to take a break on top of the half-pipe, allowing Sasori to look upon him in all his glory. The sun crowned his head, the white hair nearly translucent in the light. The son of Leto had descended from the heavens.

He was art incarnate.

He was eternal.

That night, when Sasori sketched the design of his new puppet, its hair was white.

@multisasori - Day 9: “Sky”

[westanabadguy]

Ooooh, elaborate more on the mixed partner shipping? Personally I love SasoHida, ItaDei and HidaDei, but which do you like the most?

I love them all so much I kinda just ship them all together. Anyway you split it, it's bound to be interesting lol. They all have such unique personalities.

In particular tho:

Kisame/Kakuzu is top tier. I love two buff monster dads being sweet to eachother. There's an ao3 fic series that centers around them that got me into the pairing: here (hope that link works I'm on mobile). Warning: EXTREMELY soft. Like soft as a corgi butt.

I'm surprised Kakuzu/Deidara isn't more common. Deidara isn't that far off from Hidan personality wise, and I feel like the couple would be super cute. Like kakuhida, but softer.

Going off that, kakuhidadei is my weirdest ot3. One very grumpy old man dealing with not one, but two dumbasses is 👌👌👌

I agree that hidadei, sasohida, and itadei are great too. Can't go wrong with any of em'.

I saw some amazing fanart of Kisahida once, but other than that, there's like no content for them. Which is unfortunate, because that fanart def converted me haha.

Kakusaso is also amazing. They would have been great partners imo. Just them bonding over having annoying younger partners is fun.

I've read and seen a surprising amount of Obihida stuff. It has a surprisingly large fanbase. Def not complaining about that tho.

The real OTP is just akatsuki/akatsuki. Just.... Every single one of them together. One big poly family.

[scythe-swinging]

Deidara's a matchmaker!? Pt8/9

It didn’t take them too long to get back to the restaurant with Sasori leading them, at least it seemed to take a lot less time than getting there took. Despite this, by the time they got back, Tobi and Deidara were nowhere to be found. They were only gone, what, about an hour? Did they really ditch them that easily!?

About twenty minutes after Sasori had left Deidara looked at Tobi with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “We should leave.” He wasn’t getting anywhere with Tobi’s love life right now anyways so he figured it was time to switch focus again.

“But Senpai- They aren’t back yet!” Tobi protested.

“Exactly! When they get back we’ll be gone and they’ll still be hungry! Meaning they’ll probably eat together, yeah!”

“We could all eat together-“

“They need to eat together alone, Tobi.”

“Why?”

“Because-“ Deidara sighed. “Because it’s a part of the secret mission, yeah?”

“Ohhhh- okies senpai! Let’s hurry up before they get back!!”

“I can’t believe they would just fucking ditch us like that for no reason! We weren’t even fucking gone that long and they just decided they would leave without us!? Seriously!?”

“There was no reason for them to wait for us.”

“Huh- oh yeah, you have that fucking ‘no waiting’ thing- but still- it’s not a bad fucking thing for a friend to wait for a friend – not that Tobi’s my fucking friend but Dei-“ He paused, it finally clicking. “Oh Jashin damn it. I’m going to kill that fucking blonde asshole-“

“They likely finished eating before they left.”

“Wha- of course they did but why the hell does that even matter??”

“We still need to eat and we are already here.”

“Huh-“ Was Sasori asking him out on a- but no- he was just making use of the situation, right? No point in not eating when they were already here, right?

“There’s no reason to kill Deidara on an empty stomach. We might as well eat before you try to kill him.”

“Yeah- I guess you’re right. I never did get to eat my fucking ribs.”

“Then it’s settled.” Sasori stated, perhaps unnecessarily so as he was the one that followed Hidan to a table.

Sasori was aware that Deidara had probably done this on purpose. He wasn’t certain if Deidara knew of his crush or if Deidara knew that Hidan liked him – if he even did but the more Hidan reacted angrily to the blonde’s meddling the more likely it seemed – but he wasn’t going to let that stop him from taking advantage of it.

This was more of a date than their earlier notdate and both of them were acutely aware of that but neither were willing to state the fact out loud.

Hidan was terrified that if he classified it as a date Sasori would know and that he wouldn’t return the feelings. It didn’t help that he wasn’t very observant and that Sasori wasn’t close to many other people. To him, that made it harder to compare the way he acted with others rather than proving that the redhead liked him just due to the fact that he sometimes went as far as to seek him out when he wanted to spend time with him.

For Sasori it was the opposite. He was extremely observant and was suspecting that Hidan felt the same way if not something similar. He simply wasn’t the kind of person that spoke about his feelings very easily – and with how openly ‘not gay’ Hidan was he didn’t want to risk scaring the other off with his feelings. So, despite how much he hated the notion, he was going to bide his time and wait.

“You know,” Hidan said shortly after their food had arrived. “This is actually a lot better than it would have been with those two idiots.”

Sasori nodded. “Despite being with you it’s a lot more peaceful.”

“Yea- hey! I can fucking be peaceful!”

Sasori rose an eyebrow, giving the other a doubtful look.

“I said I could be peaceful- not that I fucking was-“

“And you certainly are not.”

“Yeah, but you fucking love that about me~”

“Strange as it is.”

“I mean- wait- what?”

“We are friends, despite how unpeaceful you are even when I want silence. It’s strange but it’s the truth.” Sasori explained, not discrediting or even commenting on the loving it thing. It was irrational but he loved all of Hidan, he just couldn’t say that yet.

“Yeah-“ Hidan smiled. “Yeah, we’re friends even if we want different things sometimes. It’s a fucking refresher being friend’s with you actually, even with the differences. You’re a lot funnier to hang out with than Dei is, that’s for sure.”

“That’s because he’s a brat.”

“Yeah? And what does that make me?” Hidan leaned forward some, placing his elbows on the table to get closer to the other. He was really interested in what the other would say for more reasons than one.

“…You’re Hidan.”

“What? But that’s just my name-“

“There’s no one word that can accurately describe you, Hidan. You’re name is the closest I can get to an accurate moniker.” The next closest would be crush or hopefully boyfriend in the future but Sasori couldn’t just say either of those.

“Moniker?”

“Name.”

“Why not just fucking say name-?” Hidan asked, confused as to why anyone would want to make things more difficult by having multiple different ways to say something. As he asked he repositioned his elbows, having rested his face in on of his hands and causing them to slip. When he did so he accidently landed his elbow on the little plate to the side he had almost forgotten about – the corn that came with his meal that he refused to eat.

He somehow managed to hit the plate just in the right place to fling the corn directly at his face. “What the fuck-!?” He yelled, quickly getting up and letting the corn drop to the floor. “Fucking bullshit ass vegetable- I’m not fucking eating you!”

“The corn didn’t do anything. You hit the plate.” Sasori pointed out as he stood up.

“Yeah but still- stupid fucking vegetable-“

“Lean down for a moment.”

“What?” Hidan blinked, confused at the sudden change of topic. Did Sasori want to kis-

“There’s corn in your hair.” The puppeteer explained, making an impatient gesture with his hand.

Hidan leaned down, bending his head in Sasori’s direction without thinking. He had corn in his hair and he needed it out. It made sense. That is, until he felt the other’s hands in his hair.

It felt nice, having Sasori’s hands in his hair like that, like it was right. But, well, let’s just say there’s a reason he kept his hair slicked back like that – harder to touch – and if Sasori didn’t sto-

Oh.

Too late for that.

Hidan quickly pulled back, face flushed a deep red at the sound that had come out of his mouth. He hadn’t meant to- it just felt so nice and it was Sasori and- fuck- Sasori-

The redhead was standing there, hands still in mid-air where Hidan’s head had been a moment before. The corn was already out of Hidan’s hair but it was so soft – and Hidan seemed so content – that Sasori had kept playing with it. But then he had just- Hidan had moaned, in the middle of the restaurant, because of him and he couldn’t think straight – not just because he was gay either – he could barely move.

Sasori was certain his face was as red as his hair if not redder and he couldn’t figure out what to say. What did you say when you accidentally made your ‘friend’ moan, when he seemed just as surprised and embarrassed as you were-

“Fuck- uh- I gotta go-“ Hidan managed to get out before he rushed out of the restaurant, in a mirror of the way he had left last time except for different reasons and they had actually gotten to eat this time.

Hidan’s movement was enough to get Sasori moving and he followed, quicker than he was last time thanks to the lack of annoying blondes. By the time he exited the building Hidan was just to the left of the doorway, standing leaning against the wall with his eyes closed.

Sasori regarded him quietly, still uncertain of what he should say. He now knew just how sensitive the other’s hair was. Oh, now that he thought about it that did make sense- “Is that why you always have it slicked back like that?”

Hidan nodded, not surprised that Sasori had followed him after what happened earlier. “Yeah-“ He opened his eyes, forcing himself to look at the smaller male despite how embarrassed he still was. “Sorry-“

“I’m the one that should apologize.”

“You didn’t do anything-“

“I was playing with your hair- it’s soft.”

Hidan chuckled, looking up at a strand of his hair that had fallen in his face after Sasori had tussled it. “Yeah, the gel has some conditioning shit in it or something-“

“Or something?”

“I don’t fucking know what it is-“

“I doubt that.”

“Okay- maybe I do- so fucking what? I like to do my hair and make it feel soft. It’s nice.”

Sasori nodded, pleased that Hidan had admitted as much. He really didn’t need the other to since he already knew it but it was still nice. “We should get back to the base. Didn’t you have a blonde to kill?”

“Yeah-“ Hidan started to head back, muttering ‘or thank’ under his breath. Despite his anger at the blonde he had to admit that he enjoyed the time he got to spend with Sasori – even with the embarrassing parts – and he was thankful for it, as long as Dei actually stopped his meddling this time-

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