#Sam/Jev/Andre

[wolfsbanesbite]

36. Driver A surprises Driver B with a stethoscope after their first race/championship win because they knew they’d been dreaming of getting one but didn’t feel like they deserved it. – Sam/Jev/André ❤

Okay here we go!

He's done it. He's gone and fucking done it. He's won a race for the first time since 2021, and to do it with his new team feels like magic. Pure, utter magic.

He's still riding the high when Jev takes him to the airport later, the two of them traveling back to their home with Andre. Sam cannot wait to be with the two of them again and celebrate this win properly.

When the plane finally lands and they're going through the terminal, Sam spots Andre waiting for them at the gate and he literally runs to the taller man and leaps into his arms for a hug. Andre catches him effortlessly and hugs him tight while whispering how proud he is into his ear. Sam feels on top of the world.

Jev and Andre decide to take Sam to dinner. They take him to one of his favourite restaurants in the city and the night is absolutely perfect. Sam doesn't remember ever feeling this happy. It was almost foreign to him. The hunt for a win after the drought had taken a lot out of him.

Sam is still feeling light and happy when they go back to the apartment and Andre places a hand on his shoulder. "We have a present for you."

"You didn't need to get me anything." Sam says softly, but he's curious as he's lead into the living room and Jev places his hands over his eyes.

Andre moves to take a case out of a cupboard and carefully places it in Sam's outstretched hands. Jev removes his hands and Sam looks at the case curiously.

"Open it." Jev says softly, eyes warm.

Sam gently clicks open the case and lifts the lid. What he sees inside almost makes him drop it.

No. Way.

Inside was a Littmann CORE Digital Stethoscope, 8890. The stethoscope he had always wanted but had told himself he couldn't buy. He hadn't deserved such a beautiful stethoscope when his results on the track were this rubbish.

And now Jev and Andre had bought him it. He has no words. He looks up at his Boyfriends with tears in his eyes. "I...I don't...I don't know what to say. Why?"

Andre looks at him in confusion. "Why what? You wanted this one right? It's the one you had bookmarked?"

"It is. It is the one I wanted...but I didn't think I deserved it..." Sam shakes his head, silently clicking the case closed.

"Sam, you DO deserve it! You won a race! In a spectacular way as well!" Jev tells him, moving over to him.

Sam nods quietly, but his eyes hold doubts. Doubts that break Andre and Jev's hearts.

Sam had been struggling ever since his move to Jaguar had gone wrong. He had withdrawn from them almost. It had knocked his confidence. The only time he had ever seemed at peace was when Jev or Andre let him listen to their hearts, and Sam had always talked about buying a littmann to do so properly.

The fact he was standing there now with the case in his hands and he didn't feel deserving of it? It was heart-breaking.

"Sammy..." Andre takes the case out of his hands and gives it to Jev. He takes Sam's hands in his. "I know you've been struggling after what happened with Jaguar. But we are both here to tell you that you are deserving of nice things. You do deserve the best stethoscope money can buy to listen to that beautiful heart of yours, and to also listen to ours beat for you. We want you to be happy, and listening to our hearts makes you happy. We want you to hear everything. We want you to listen to what you do to our hearts. Sam. You're worth every damn beat it makes."

Sam looks at him, tears running down his cheeks and he moves into Andre's arms in a hug. Andre hugs him back hard and Jev joins in, both of them hugging Sam close and tight.

Sam was worth everything.

When the Brit finally pulls out of their embrace he reaches out for the case and Jev hands it over with a smile.

Sam marvels at the beautiful stethoscope in the case and looks at his Boyfriends, the look on his face something both Jev and Andre understood.

"Is it time for our medical?" Jev asks, his voice low, a smirk on his lips.

Sam swallows hard and he nods. "Yes it is...I want you both ready for me in the examination room."

Andre grins and looks at Jev, "you heard Dr. Bird. We'd better listen to him."

Jev nods seriously and then he and Andre head upstairs to the bedroom.

Sam takes a quick look at the Littmann in the case and then takes a deep breath. He carefully closes the case and carries it upstairs to his waiting Boyfriends...no Patients.

Maybe he did deserve this.

[f1-disaster-bi]

For my dear @wolfsbanesbite. Here is something small💖

It still baffled Sam somedays that he got to have this.

There was a large, warm hand resting on his neck. Fingers tangled in Sam's brown furr, occasionally scratching at his head and ears, making Sam left out pleased little wuffs. His nose pressed deeper against the other's stomach just to hear them laugh before gentle fingers massaged his ear.

"Someone is cuddly today", Jean-Eric teased as he padded over softly.

Sam lifted his head from where he was resting it in Andre's lap. He had found their older partner down here early in the morning while Jean-Eric was still sleeping. Andre had been reading, sitting on the soft carpet by their large floor lenght window that overlookd the back garden when Sam had shifted into his wolf form and curled up next to him.

"At least he is quiet and cuddly, unlike someone else", Andre smiled, lowering his book and craning his neck up to accept a soft kiss before a coffee was held out to him, "Only for me?"

Jean-Eric didn't answer.

He just offered a grin and in the blink of an eye, a light brown wolf with hazel eyes was staring at them. His tongue was sticking out, making him look goofy and his tail was wagging before he leaned forward and licked over Sam's snout softly.

Sam grumbled, trying to squirm away as the other wolf kept licking at his face, nipping at him softly in a way that made Sam feel all warm adn fuzzy inside even if he would never admit it out loud.

"Menaces", Andre sighed, shifting slightly until he could wrangle them both so their heads rested in his lap, "Behave while I finish my coffee and this chapter. Then we'll go for a run"

Sam answered by shoving his nose back against the soft material of his t-shirt and closing his eyes as he felt Jean-Eric shuffle to rest his head against Sam's.

They could behave.

[cunty-pink-porsche]

which fe drivers are the best at mcc games?

obviously inspired by @akantonelli ’a amazing f1 version of this post. here is my even more niche fe rendition.

ace race: mitch who always has to mute and deafen and complain to his chat. you would think he’s doing bad if you’re just listening to him but he has the record for most of the maps

battle box: jev is crazy at this and can adapt to all the different kits and maps. antonio knows this and almost always wool-rushes his team.

tgttos: pascal is the most consistent. edo nails terra swoop force every time. andre punches people a lot.

survival games: resident cod addict dan is really good but sweats too much. one time he got teamkilled (lava���d) by sergio and ragequit, missing the rest of the tournament. sergio was laughing the entire time.

buildmart: seb can be very good at it if people let him micromanage them. cass is a very fast builder and can definitely win with him but finds it way too funny to rile him up instead.

parkour tag: ollie rowland is a good hunter, sacha is a good runner and also makes good calls

parkour warrior: jake hughes is pretty good at the new format

gridrunners: it took a while for antonio to learn the game but once he did he is great. however if he gets stuck on something he might opt to just do bits with norman instead.

sands of time: robin is the best sandkeeper and pascal is a good runner. they work well together also.

meltdown: max is very good with the bow and can lead a team to victory if they cooperate

sky battle: nick cassidy thrives amongst the chaos. he once wiped out two teams with a creeper while laughing maniacally

bingo but fast: jake dennis figured out that you could pvp and dominated the game. then they turned off pvp.

hitw: nyck is cracked at this but everyone complains that he’s cheating (sometimes it bugs out and he benefits from it, what can I say)

rocket spleef: sam is obviously good (sorry) but edo is better at the extremely fast paced maps

bonuses:

jake hughes sweats petting the cats in the lobby

lucas is always commenting on the game design and once ranted about buildmart for 5 minutes straight until jake dennis left the call

andre started appearing on the admin streams and predicted jev to be the first b2b winner

ollie rowland was on track to beat the point record once and then his internet died

stoff used to be able to rig the audience vote until they changed the system to least votes

cass loves to sing along to the music, much to his teammates’ dismay

[graveltrip]

polls only allow 10 options and I decided to give the ABT boys a break after the difficult start they had to the season, so this is why they are not here, but if you want to vote for them just write it into the tags.

[watercolor-hearts]

Hi!!! I may have a few ideas maybe? 👉👈

I wouldn't mind reading a Seb/Chris Martin story if you could? If not maybe Kimi being jealous of Seb's crush on Chris when he visits the paddock?

Fe wise maybe Sam/Mitch or Sam/Jev/Andre? Just something nice and fluffy? Or maybe Sam blurting out that he loves Mitch after arguing with him after crashing into each other?

Thanks! ♥️

Hi! 😊

I don't really know anything about the Seb/Chris Martin ship so I went for the second option. I'm sorry for the long wait and for the really short story. I'll write the FE one too, soon, sorry for the even longer wait. I still don't know the FE boys' personality that much so writing FE stories takes more time.

Kimi & Antonio, Kimi/Seb (implied) • 334 words • jealousy • friendship • Antonio has the eyes when the other don't • Ao3 link

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“What are you looking at, Kimi?” Antonio asked when he saw Kimi intensely looking at something in the distance. 

“That man is here again,” Kimi grunted. 

“Wh—,” Antonio wanted to ask but then he noticed Seb and the person he was talking to; Chris Martin. 

“That singer is always around him and Seb always looks at him like he's in love with him and wants to kiss him and—”

“Are we jealous, Kimi, are we?” 

Kimi looked at him dead serious. 

“Mind your own business, Antonio.”

Antonio smiled and put his hand on Kimi's shoulder. “Maybe it's just that he can sing and you can't. But—”

“I can sing. I just choose not to.”

Antonio burst out laughing. It made Kimi smile. 

“Yeah, I can imagine you singing in the shower.”

“I'm a generational talent.”

“I'm sure about that,” Antonio nodded, still smiling. 

“And now they're fucking hugging. Look at his hand!” Kimi said, trying to keep his voice low but still addressing his indignation, “It's almost on Seb's ass for fuck's sake!”

“You're overreacting a bit. I mean... They're friends, you know that. Seb likes his music. But they're not in love.”

“You never know that for sure.”

“Kimi,” Antonio called him to make Kimi look at him instead of Seb and the guy, “It's enough for me to just look at you two. If you saw him as an outsider like me, you wouldn't doubt it. But sometimes you only notice him when he's with other guys and not when he's with you, all giggling and smiling and never stops talking. That's love, Kimi. Notice him, yeah? I'm sure he would appreciate it because he's been doing this for quite a long time now.”

Maybe... Maybe Antonio is right, Kimi thought. 

“Hi, Kimi!” Seb shouted from a not-so-far distance. When Kimi looked in the direction the voice came from, he noticed Seb was alone, and the singer guy disappeared. 

Antonio smiled and squeezed Kimi's shoulder before leaving them alone. “Good luck.” 

[russilton]

AHHHHHHHHHH you found the video. thank you so much!!!!! Lewis was so surprised when the Pirelli told him the tire goes to him. the way he said “it goes to me?!” and his little “i’ve never seen one”😭😭i love him so much.

Ps: who are your favourite drivers other than Lewis and George?

Lewis is such an adorable strange man sometimes, like sir you should know where that is your adhd is showing bro and I love you for it

My favourites other than Lewis and George are plentiful! For f1 I adore Valtteri, Guanyu and Yuki! I’m also dead fond of Esteban, Mick n Seb too.

For F2 you will have seen me shouting every race week about the fantastic Frederik Vesti and Jack Doohan, Fred in particular as a soft spoken sunshine Merc junior is close to my soul. I’ve also been known to hope Ollie bearman and JMC do well as Fred’s buds.

Finally in FE im a big fan of Stoff, Jev, and somehow Jake Hughes despite my level best effort not to be. I’m also fond of Robin, Andre, Max, Edo, Sam and more (70% of the FE grid is easy to like honestly, it’s like the reverse of F2)

[mickstart]

ooog séb, jev, andre and sam for bingo <3

FDSJFDSHJG Okay.. monsieur buemi..

blorbo in law I love he and I demand respect for his le mans power.

Jeverick Everick Vevrick

Andre...

and SAMMY BOY

[shieldmaiden-of-bird]

There's a party where you MotoGP/2/3, WSBK/WSSP/300, F1/2/3, FE drivers/riders or whatever are invited, but there's a catch. They need to be dressed up as something that starts as their first letter of their name/surname or popular nickname. It can be in any language you know. It can be as general as Celestino going in blue jeans and a blue sweater with his face painted in blue with black dots, as he is going as 'cielo' sky in Italian. It can also be specific as Celestino as Captain America.

So who is going to the party, and what are they wearing?

Oooh this is a great ask thank you anon✨

For MotoGP, moto2 and Moto3:

I think it would be funny if Brad Binder dressed up as a boereworsrol (basically a hotdog with boerewors)

Marc Marquez should dress up as Mario

Fabio could come as Freddie Mercury (I think he would enjoy this)

Jack miller could dress up like a bottle of Jack Daniels

Marco Bezzechi could wear a blindfold so that he is dressed up like the game of Marco polo

Deniz oncu can dress up like Dennis the menace

For f1 and f2:

Max should invest in a ginger wig so he could come as merida

Checo would dress up as churros

Charles and Carlos would share one of those two person camel costumes

Fernando should bleach is hair so that he could dress up as Aegon

Jehan Daruvula could dress up as Dracula

Estie bestie must dress up as a eekhorinkie (squirrel)

Lewis could dress up as either a left hand or a left foot

Zhou would absolutely rock zebra stripes

For fe:

Sam Bird will be dressed as a sith lord (which I chose because he kind of gives Jedi vibes)

Jev will have to be dressed in jorts and a jean pullover thing

Andre will wear a potato costume (aartappel)

Mitchelin will wear the classic Marilyn Monroe dress

Edo would wear a ball costume for planet earth

Pascal could dress up like the cameleon from tangled who is also called pascal

Robin Frijns shouldn't miss the opportunity to come as robin hood

Antonio could dress up as Aragorn from lord of the rings

Jake Dennis could come as my boyfriend jack sparrow

[kinardgo]

fe giveth (andre strong qualifying) and fe taketh away (jev and sam not through to the duals)

[f1-disaster-bi]

Okay but Omega Sam Bird who keeps sharing his heat with various alphas in the Fe paddock and finding them lackluster until one day his heat hits around Jev and Andre and they both help him and whoops all three are fated mates and Sam finds himself very satisfied for once.

I love this idea 🥺

Sam always struggling with his heats. They're always a bit drawn out, and whne he shares them with a partner, it does the job but it never feels the way the other omega's describe it. He never feels fulfilled or truely satisfied, it's nice but not amazing

He sticks to the single alpha's in the paddock. All people willing to help and that he likes. He always has fun but he's always left feeling a little disappointed afterwards when nothing seems to leave him with that bone deep satisfaction that he aches for

And then he has a surprise heat. One that catches him completely off gaurd and the only people around are mated alpha couple Jev and Andre who Sam usually avoids because they're mated, surely they don't want to help with their friends heat? But oh was he wrong, Jev and Andre were secteretly pining for Sam this whole time but respected the fact that he didn't seem to show any interest in them until he asks them to help with this heat

Sam expects it to be a bit awkward or leave him feeling the way it always does but from the moment Jev cups his face and kisses him,S Sam feels different. He feels as if he's finally found what he's been searching for, especially when Andre starts kissing at his shoulders and neck and for the first time, Sam bears his neck to someone

He ends up feeling so satisfied and wanted, so desired and loved that by the time it's over, he feels sick because he wants to have this. He thinks he can't, starts to clean up to leave but Jev just catches his wrist and ask him if he really doesn't feel it too?

It's then that Sam realises that out of everyone, he was always drawn to them, that he could pick their sents out no problem among the crowds of people at races, and that after every heat, part of him had been wishing it was them

He doesn't leave, he gets pulled into the bed where Andre had made a messy nest and gets snuggled between the two alphas, between his alphas

[wolfsbanesbite]

I am having such delicious Sam/Jev/Andre thots now.

What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

[wolfsbanesbite]

Hello everyone. Here's a new challenge for you....

How about we write stories based on vampire and werecreature myths. Anything goes here. Any type of werecreature/shifter and any type of vampire myth. Have a go and play around with what you want. The only rules are that the story has to be either about a werecreature or a vampire. Any other monster isn't allowed. I am also allowing ABO fanfics!

Rules

Fics must be about either a werecreature/shifter or a vampire.

All Motorsport fandoms are allowed. Crossovers are also welcomed! Any and all pairings included!

Fics must be 2k minimum. No sign ups are required. Just add your fic to this collection before March 17th where it will be revealed.

Any questions please inbox me!

[gufettogrigio]

Could we have a Sam/Jev/Andre drabble for Sam's Birthday please? 👉👈🥺

The fact I did not know it's Sam's birthday it's a disgrace. This is v tiny drabble but I hope it's ok🎁

There are quite a few good things that come out of his birthday falling in the off season. Waking up late to kisses, warm blankets and the amazing smell of baked goods and fresh coffee is definitely one. Sam’s usually the first one up, Jev the one they have to drag out of bed covers and all. Not today. André’s lips press against his, Jev’s fingers tilting him up into the kiss.

“Happy Birthday, Sammy.”

“Thank you” - he mumbles, his voice sleep-heavy, turning around in search of Jev’s lips too - “I’m feeling old.”

André chuckles. “You are 35. What am I meant to say, then?”

“You age like fine wine, sunshine. I’ll look awful with white hair.”

Jev, baby Jev, just ignores them both and fists his long fingers into Sam’s still very much blond hair so he can tilt the Brit’s head up, mouth finding the pale skin of his neck.

Sam’s breath hitches, soft, electric pleasure running down his spine. They have guests coming this afternoon - even if it’s just Robin, Tonio, Jack and a few others. They should get out of bed and get dressed and ready, set up downstairs. But Sam is feeling a bit soft still, warm and comfortable, cuddled as he is between two tall, perfect bodies. He knows the coffee might go cold; he knows there’s cake downstairs. But he just…

“Do I get a wish?” - he asks, his face safely in the crook of André’s neck, Jev’s lips still on the column of his neck.

“Whatever you want.”

“Tell Robin and Tonio lunch is cancelled. They can come over for dinner.”

He hears them both laugh and he looks down, meeting Jev’s eyes from where he’s moved to mouthing at his collarbone. Andrè’s fingers toy with the hem of his t-shirt. “Why? Busy?”

Sam smiles. “Double booked already.”

_

He kind of regrets this decision when the missed lunch becomes a very, very drunk Robin singing Chihuahua on a table at 3am while Jack cheers him on. The fact that Sam is on the table himself is fairly secondary. You turn 35 only once in your life, right?

[nnato]

escape the ordinary, it’s not a dumb idea

(Sam/Jev/André for @wolfsbanesbite)

✨Moodboard requests are open✨

[watercolor-hearts]

A and B are quite tall, while C is a lot smaller, which makes C feel very safe and protected most of the time, but also playfully annoyed when they get teased about not being able to reach the dishes

This with Sam Bird/Andre Lotterer and Jean Eric Vergne please? ♥️

Okay, so, I finally made an updated pinned post with the ships I write for, everyone who's interested in it can read it here. FE ships are not on it and I won't start writing for them yet because I still don't feel like I know their personalities well enough (I'm too lazy and unmotivated to actually watch FE movies/videos and social media doesn't really help with it as much as with F1).

I still wrote this little something because it's hard to say no when it's actually a cute prompt and it's just me who isn't really comfortable with writing about people I don't know as much as I want to. I'll try and write for the other one to but for some reason that's a bit more difficult for me, even though that's a good prompt too. 😃

Jev/André/Sam • 847 words • polyamory • comfort • teasing • love • hugs • Ao3 link

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Being in a polyamorous relationship was still a bit new to Sam, even though Jev, André, and him have been together for a few weeks now.

For a long time, he could only dream about being in a relationship with them because he thought they were good together, they didn't need another person.

As it turned out he was wrong. Yes, Jev and André were good together but they knew they could love another person too. They had room in their hearts for another love, for a polycule, to make everything complete. And they wanted someone to make it possible, they've talked about it, about their feelings towards a certain man called Sam. But they didn't want to rush it or just drop it on Sam. They wanted to do it slowly and see if he wanted it too.

One day, after a shit race, Sam was in his hotel room, alone, when someone knocked on his door. It was Jev. André was there too. Sam didn't really know what they wanted, or why they were there, but in the next moment, it all became clear because Jev hugged him and André told them to go and sit down somewhere.

And in the next moment, Sam was curled up on Jev's lap, André stroking his back. They were there to comfort him. To hug him, to give him a bath, and then cuddle him to sleep. They were there to protect him, to make him feel better, and to love him. They knew what he needed without Sam having to say a word.

And they've been together from then on.

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“Do you think what I think?” André asked Jev when he saw Sam standing next to the kitchen counter, making coffee.

“I want my coffee in the cup on the top shelf,” Jev whispered, which made André smile. They love teasing Sam about his height. He's their short king.

“Good idea,” André nodded, giving a quick kiss to Jev's lips.

“Babe, could you please please make my coffee in my favorite cup?” Jev asked a moment later.

“Yes, it's already here,” Sam showed him the cup Jev usually drinks his coffee from.

“No, not that. The other. On the shelf,” Jev said, quickly glancing at André, smiling because his boyfriend loved seeing Jev teasing their boyfriend, and then back to Sam.

“Okay,” Sam said, standing on his tippy toes to reach the bottom shelf to find Jev's cup. There were only plates there.

“It's... It's on the top shelf, babe.”

And that was when Sam put both of his hands back on the counter and took a deep breath, trying to hold himself back from telling Jev off for this move. It wasn't the first time.

“Aww, you can't reach it,” Jev said in a sweet tone, getting up from the couch and walking towards his boyfriend.

“Don't you dare to say I'm cute when I'm angry because you two can't stop doing this to me! I'm short. I can't do anything about it.”

Jev burst out laughing. He loved Sam so much. His angry little Englishman.

“Come here, babe,” Jev opened his arms for a hug to make Sam feel better. He loved when Jev (or André) hugged him because their height difference made it special.

“In your dreams, Jean-Éric,” Sam told Jev off, playfully boxing into his chest before turning back to make the coffee “You won't get your hug. You don't deserve it.”

“Now this hurts!” Jev's lips turned down, his hands falling back next to his body. “I wanted my hug...” he mumbled while reaching for the cup on the top shelf, placing it next to the others so Sam could make a coffee for him.

“He's sorry,” André walked closer to them. “I'm sorry too. We just like to tease you.”

“I know,” Sam said, putting Jev's cup under the coffee maker and then turning to his boyfriends, opening his hands for a group hug. “I was joking. You can always get a hug. Or more. You deserve it.”

“Sorry for making you feel bad about your height,” Jev mumbled into Sam's hair, “I know it's not funny but sometimes I think it's cute that you're small and—”

“It's okay,” Sam reassured, “You don't have to feel bad about it. I can take a joke.”

“You can cuddle us in exchange for this,” André offered, stroking Sam's back, “How's that sound?”

Sam looked at André with a look he only uses when he's around them. “Sounds like the perfect Sunday afternoon. And the coffees are ready too,” he announced when the machine filled Jev's cup too.

“Let's drink it and then we'll give you the king's treatment,” Jev winked at him while taking his cup away from the coffee machine. “I already have some plans. You'll love it.”

“You can always make fun of me if you give me the king's treatment after it.”

“Sounds like someone likes it…” André teased, grabbing Sam's butt, almost making him choke on his coffee.

“Now,” Sam demanded, putting his coffee down, “I want it now!”

[russilton]

No but Jake Hughes reminds me so much of George Russell, perhaps that is why I have grown so attached.

I do not want to root for McLaren so I’ll have to root for Jake only.

I’m also becoming very fond of Mitch Evans, Jake Dennis, Pascal Wehlein and JEV.

Andre is my on track terrorist (effectionate)

Sometimes when you have a George it means supporting a Williams for a while. That is the price of growth. Lewis started out in a Mclaren too. Sometimes you have to suffer a Mclaren with an Alonso at your side

Stoff, Jev, Andre and Sam bird are my leads with Hughes. And Mitch because Marie loves Mitch