#SYM Devadatta
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Young Rahula: I need someone to be my friend... Maybe you could send me an angel, the nicest angel you have...
Devadatta, maniacally laughing in the middle of a raging forest fire:
#OKAY OKAY OKAY NOW LET ME EXPLAIN#i hc devadatta and rahula as that close uncle nephew in every family#like the kid with the emotionally distant father#and the uncle is just like 'ughhhh fine i'll do it myself ig' and is now seeing this kid as his own#i KNOW devadatta got redeemed but i still like to think of him as a little bit unhinged yk i'm a sucker for that okay#and i know that he was not bad before joining the sangha#but in my au he is#so ha ha#they probably don't interact much with the whole trying to kill your father thing in canon but i like to think that this all happened after#rahula passed so what he doesn't know can't hurt him right :D#anywho#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Devadatta#SYM Ananda#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: lilo and stitch
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Basically the Koliya siblings
Devadatta - Hates Buddha's ass
Ananda - Literally Buddha's assistant
Yasodhara - Married Buddha's ass
♡Happy Family♡
#recordofragnarok#shuumatsunovalkyrie#Ror#Snv#saintoniisan#saintyoungmen#Sym#Buddha#Ananda#Devadatta#Yasodhara
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Jesus: Listen, Devadatta just needs to learn some morals and values!
Ananda: LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD.
Devadatta: Hey, he made me in his own image.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Jesus#SYM Ananda#SYM Devadatta#POV Jesus met with Ananda and Devadatta for the first time#And now they've gotten into an argument where Ananda forgot that he's the son of god#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Jesus about Devadatta: Buddha, no offence, but he's an asshole! He's purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
Buddha: Well some of those stabbings were accidental!
Jesus:
Buddha: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.
#Jesus: Yeah those are STILL STABBINGS#Buddha: Not if it's poking#Jesus: I would politely DIGRESS#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Jesus#SYM Buddha#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Unknown#Probably tumblr
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Devadatta, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Tumblr#Idk it seems like a tumblr thing to say
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Mara texting the group chat: I'm going to the store what flavour of ice cream do you guys want?
Lucifer: Moose Tracks is good!
Devadatta: What the fuck is that!?
Lucifer: How dare you insult Moose Tracks!
Devadatta: No no no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour? It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Mara and Lucifer: What?
Devadatta: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Mara: You done now?
Devadatta: Yeah ok.
Mara:
Lucifer:
Devadatta: Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Mara#SYM Lucifer#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Text Messages#Probably#You know by when I say Lucifer: I actually mean Beelzebub desperately working out a way to censor him for the purpose of this post to our ov#erlord Tumblr gods#And to make it make sense#He probably has a phone but threw it at some poor deamon in a fit of rage
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Moggallana: So, you're driving, Lord Buddha and Devadatta walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Sariputta: Oh, that's easy, obviously Devadatta!
Moggallana: THE BREAKS SARIPUTTA YOU HIT THE BREAKS.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Buddha#SYM Devadatta#SYM Sariputta#SYM Moggallana#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Unknown
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Buddha: In my experience, Devadatta can be a very dangerous man, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching him—
Jesus, blowing an air horn in Devadatta’s direction: GET FUCKED.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Jesus#SYM Buddha#SYM Devadatta#I don't see Jesus swearing that often but maybe just this once#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Vine
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Devadatta: Buddha, my old friend!
Buddha: I'm pretty sure you tried to kill me on multiple occasions.
Devadatta: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you better!
#Buddha: You tried to squash me with a boulder#Devadatta: That was in the past I've outgrown that!#Buddha: You threatened to shove death caps down my throat last week#Devadatta: Again that was the old me! I'm way past that!#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Buddha#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Unknown
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Devadatta: I'm so tired of this life. I wish to be a Roomba, I want knives tapped to me, and I want to be set loose.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Tumblr Text Post
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Devadatta: *bursts into the room and starts packing*
Ananda: What happened?
Devadatta: Nothing died.
Ananda: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Devadatta#SYM Ananda#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Twitter
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Devadatta: I'm not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.
Devadatta after the Swan (TM) incident: Evil again.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Tumblr
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Beelzebub: Can you guys please stop fighting?
Mara: N o.
Lucifer: I'm a lesbian.
Judas: I want to fling myself into the sun so hard my big balls come off.
Beelzebub: *chocking noises* KiNkY-
Devadatta, pretty much fed up with everyone's shit: I will personally make sure you die of food poisoning you good for nothing bowls of cereal.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Mara#SYM Lucifer#SYM Beelzebub#SYM Judas#SYM Devadatta#Everyone is in Hell#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Unknown
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Adam: If you took a shot for every bad decision you ever made, how drunk would you be?
Beelzebub: Not even.
Devadatta: Maybe a bit tipsy at best?
Lucifer: Definitely drunk.
Judas: Wasted.
Mara: In an alcohol-induced coma.
Eve: Dead.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Beelzebub#SYM Judas#SYM Mara#SYM Lucifer#SYM Devadatta#SYM Adam#SYM Eve#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Unknown
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Lucifer: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Judas: I did. I broke it.
Lucifer: No, no you didn't. Jack?
Jack: Don't look at me, look at Beelzebub.
Beelzebub: What? I didn't break it.
Jack: Huh, that's weird, then how did you know it was broken?
Beelzebub: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jack: Suspicious...
Beelzebub: No! It's not!
Yama: If it matters, probably not... but Devadatta was the last one to use it.
Devadatta: Liar I don't even drink that shit!
Yama: Oh, really? Then what were you doing at the coffee cart earlier?
Devadatta: I use the wind stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Yama!
Judas: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it let me pay for it, Lucifer.
Lucifer: No. Who broke it?
Beelzebub: Luci, Mara has been awfully quiet-
Mara: OH REALLY.
Beelzebub: YES REALLY.
*Ten minutes later*
Lucifer: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in the next ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their face and a pig head on a stick.
Lucifer: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#Sento Oniisan#SYM Lucifer#SYM Mara#SYM Beelzebub#SYM Jack-o-Lanturn#SYM Judas#SYM Yama#SYM Devadatta#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Parks and Rec
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*The night after Buddha rescues the swan*
Ananda: Would you rather kill Siddhartha or-
Devadatta: Yes. Kill him.
Ananda: But I didn't get to say the other-
Devadatta: I don't need to hear it.
Siddhartha:
Siddhartha: I'm feeling a little unsafe.
#Saint Young Men#Saint Oniisan#SYM Ananda#SYM Devadatta#SYM Buddha#SYM Siddhartha#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes#Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes#Incorrect Saint Young Men#Incorrect Saint Oniisan#Source: Vine
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