#He probably has a phone but threw it at some poor deamon in a fit of rage

[saintsarefake]

Mara texting the group chat: I'm going to the store what flavour of ice cream do you guys want?

Lucifer: Moose Tracks is good!

Devadatta: What the fuck is that!?

Lucifer: How dare you insult Moose Tracks!

Devadatta: No no no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour? It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Mara and Lucifer: What?

Devadatta: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Mara: You done now?

Devadatta: Yeah ok.

Mara:

Lucifer:

Devadatta: Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?