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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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No way out

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No way out

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Brief apology to all my haters. I’m sorry that you never get to feel the schadenfreude of me taking an L.

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God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

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this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out

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Soon we will find him taking protein shakes too

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Failure to wear your fitbit will tank your stats for a time, until you wear it and restore them. The humble fitbit holds a similar failure state as Animal Crossing.

Perhaps what defines a game is whether it judges you on your performance.

Doodle Jump is undeniably a game, but you can't win it, it just tracks how high you get before you fail.

Lego Star Wars is undeniably a game, but with infinite respawns, you can't fail it, it just judges your performance based on how many studs you collect.

Unfortunately this definition may include the dastardly Fitbit.

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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