Because I've lost all control of my life already, so why not. Too much effort was put into making the theme clean when no one will see this.
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idk much about jojos bizarre adventure but what i DO know is that there’s a character named r.e.o. speedwagon like the fucking 70s rock band and everyone just thinks that’s fine
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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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For me it's not a matter of "Good Enough" to watch at 1x speed. I just find that 99% of Video Essayists talk with such a slow pace that 1x feels like slow mo, and 1.5 actually feels wayyyy more natural.
"good enough to watch at 1x speed" is a thing i see people occasionally mention on social media and it's always like. oh okay your perspective here is completely alien to mine. okay
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"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"
You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

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