#SYM Jack-o-Lanturn

[saintsarefake]

Peter: Jack can be really aggressive at times, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Peter, blowing an air horn at Jack: GET FUCKED!

[saintsarefake]

Lucifer: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Judas: I did. I broke it.

Lucifer: No, no you didn't. Jack?

Jack: Don't look at me, look at Beelzebub.

Beelzebub: What? I didn't break it.

Jack: Huh, that's weird, then how did you know it was broken?

Beelzebub: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jack: Suspicious...

Beelzebub: No! It's not!

Yama: If it matters, probably not... but Devadatta was the last one to use it.

Devadatta: Liar I don't even drink that shit!

Yama: Oh, really? Then what were you doing at the coffee cart earlier?

Devadatta: I use the wind stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Yama!

Judas: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it let me pay for it, Lucifer.

Lucifer: No. Who broke it?

Beelzebub: Luci, Mara has been awfully quiet-

Mara: OH REALLY.

Beelzebub: YES REALLY.

*Ten minutes later*

Lucifer: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in the next ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their face and a pig head on a stick.

Lucifer: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.