#SURVIVAL FOR PREGNANT

[captainmaxatx]

Late Mermay idea!

Orca mer Ghost in an aquarium but he is almost always hiding and quite depressed so the aquarium decide to give him a little more enrichment.

With humans lack of mer knowledge they come to the conclusion that because orcas eat seals then surely an orca mer would eat a seal mer. They decide that during closing hours (to avoid guests seeing the blood bath that will surely follow) they will drop a live seal mer into ghosts tank so he has the natural experience of hunting instead of just being fed slabs of meet.

But mer’s don’t eat other mers, regardless of secondary species.

So when seal mer soap is dropped into his tank, ghost just thinks he’s being given a very energetic handsome roommate.

And the humans are confused as to why ghost hasn’t eaten the seal mer yet

[gentrychild]

ANYONE FIC INQUIRY!

Who gave birth to Izuku, AFO or Inko? It was unclear from the fic.

My apologies for not making this clear. It was Inko.

[goldenpinof]

I am not ready for the quiff with his blonde hair. It’s gonna be POWERFUL.

we need "how to survive amazingphil's blonde quiff: a manual" asap!!

[mistergreatbones]

Jason only being Robin for 3 years is crazy but what’s even crazier is Tim only being Robin for four years based on the amount of shit he went thru

[stealingpotatoes]

Hmm so you seem to have a trend of lik8ng orange jedi so what if I just *extracts all the orange in the entire starwars multiverse* what will you do now?

i’m gonna put it right back in 😎

[youngpettyqueen]

sometimes im forced to remember that the only canon DS9 couple that gets a happy ending at the end of the show is fuckin. Julian/Ezri

[1eos]

so you also saw that tradwife who wanted a trip to greece but her husband got her an egg apron instead 🙃 or was it just a general post

i also saw that 🥴 what got me was i first saw ppl talk for almost a week abt just the fact that she wanted a trip and got an apron instead. im thinking the guy is just regular smegular stingy and when i finally got all the details all i could do was put my head in my hands. rich traditional man bypassing all the women in the world who grew up in the country and had farm experience and havent had career goals beyond being a sahm to charm a girl who believed the lie that she could be traditional, while maintaining her own dreams and broke her down to be nothing but a impregnable maid :/

and, as always, im not knocking people who want kids or anything. bc theres a big difference between being a celebrated individual that happens to be a wife and mother and the specific kind of dehumanization traditional families reduce wives/mothers to. and ofc u have the ppl being like 'she's happy! get out of her business! you're reaching why do you think something is wrong with this life?' in the article that sparked all this she admits that her husband was behind her not getting any pain relief during birth 🙁and he won't LET HER hire help 🙁 despite 8 kids 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁 and just lets her work herself to an early grave 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

but what made me mad is that despite the rise in trad wife propaganda we're also getting A LOT of testimony from the women living in the reality of the fantasy and its so clear that no matter how much money these men have these women are living lives that compare more to fucking indentured servants in the 18th century and yet!!!! some women will look at the reality and be like 'damn 😔see the lesson is to get with a rich and generous man' ARE YOU DAFT??????

[20001541]

OKAY BASED OFF THE POLLS JANUARY 1ST WAS CHOSEN AS AFO'S (AND YOICHI'S) BIRTHDAY! CONGRATS ON THE BIRTHDAY KINGS🥳🎉🎂

credits to auramighters on twitter for the edit

[bigboobyhalo]

just woke up thinking about badboyhalo mpreg canon . it’s true obviously that q!BBH was joking and hasn’t been pregnant at any point on the QSMP (YET!!!) and richas did not deliver any of his children and that was all just part of the insane scenario they were roleplaying but it’s so much funnier to simply say that badboyhalo mpreg is canon . also why would he have said that even as a joke if he wasn’t actually capable of getting pregnant, huh ? huh ? why would he say that if he doesn’t have a womb . riddle me this batman

[cordeliawhohung]

anyway a big jokingly fuck you to @loveyhoneydovey for making this meme

[joy-jpg]

i think sten is actually taller than shale but i’ve chosen to ignore that

[grimmgrinningghouls]

Everyone look at my ugly fucking son glorp shitto. I birthed him myself in a radiation zone so thats why he has every disease.

[pathesis]

Before and After Circe♥

Sadly I never got the opportunity to play an ACTUAL campaign with Dash and get to build Kal's and Circe's relationship through RP. Kals game had long been over when we started character stuff. but building the post story in private is one of my biggest treasures and happy memories♥ I love these two so much♥

Here's the resulting kids:

[fictional-at-heart]

So my brother and I have a sort of HTTYD World War II AU (it’s mainly our original characters, but Hiccup, Tuffnut, and Skulder are in there), and I just had to share a snippet we came up with tonight; we made the comment of how Hiccup and the Joneses wouldn’t smoke, but Stoick would, and Gobber? Well, he’d smoke like a fiend! He’d never be seen without a cigarette in his mouth:

Hiccup one day (sometime after the war ended), staring at Gobber:

Gobber: “What?”

Hiccup: “… how do you still have teeth? And lungs?”

Gobber: “Smokin’s good for the lungs! You know what I say: a pack a day keeps the doctor away!”

Hiccup, scoffing: “More like a pack a day calls the doctor…”

Gobber: “Oh, you’ve been spending too much time around those Jones boys.”

Stoick: “Their uncle was always the same way. Why, in the Great War-“

Hiccup, softly: “World War I…”

Stoick: “GREAT WAR, we were in the trenches one day, and every time I broke out a smoke, I’d feel his eyes on me. And sure enough, I look over and there he is. Staring at me, and I say ah! What’s it to you? And he says ‘you keep smoking them and it ain’t gonna be Germans that kill ya.’ So I told him it’s gonna be ripe old age! You know what he did? *clutches his chest and gasps* and then says ‘gonna be them smokes!”

[the-crow-binary]

Tfw you look up images of pregnant women for a drawing but end up just weirded out and gives up the idea altogether