#SURELY this has been done before

[bearsintreesofficial]

Nonverbal! At The Function

[tudirkulosis]

[loverboy-havocboy]

[juuuulez]

thinking about carmy and his pilates princess

“how the fuck you movin’ like that?�� he’ll grumble, legs flailing left and right in the air like a baby deer. the woman on the video continues through the motion, smooth and elegant.

you turn to look at him and can’t help but laugh. that gets you a disgruntled look in return from carmy, so you show him mercy, getting up from the floor to help him.

“is your back straight?” you ask, scooting in behind to hold his head up in your lap. he’s trying to do bicycle crunches, but it doesn’t look quite right.

he only gives you a low grunt, still struggling to balance his legs in the air and move them in time with the video. “it’s totally not.” you scold him, pinching his rib when you notice that he’s wiggling all over the mat. “and you’re ‘sposed to point your toes, too.”

“your woman is going too fast,” carmy decides to protest, laying his legs back down in defeat and looking up at you. “this isn’t a fuckin’ beginner class.”

“i never said it was a beginner class.” you tell him with a snort, leaning down to press a kiss to his nose before shimmying out from under him.

you lay back down on your own mat, grabbing the controller to rewind the youtube video a little. “we’ll still go on that run later, yeah?” you remind carmen.

the video starts and you’re back at it, following the instructor seamlessly all while wearing that little workout set. pink leggings and a matching top, clinging to your form like a second skin.

carmen moves to your side, kneeling right below you, completely blocking the tv. you begin to protest when he grabs your legs from the air, big hands wrapped around your ankles and manoeuvring your thighs to press to your chest. in this position, his crotch is pressed against your clothed ass, and his gym shorts certainly don’t hide anything.

“how ‘bout a different typ’a cardio?”

[bloodfin]

[samioli]

[muirneach]

my hungry ass could never be on the franklin expedition

[mordimor]

[poorly-drawn-ace-attorney]

today: apollo gets sold to the gavinners

[sherbertilluminated]

saw a calcite-dominated rock today...effervescent

[cassafrassie]

JN lines being attributed to GF peeps? Sure why the f not. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head, so take this sh*tty little doodle.

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Louie: i just ended a four year relationship

Huey: oh, i’m so sorry. are you okay?

Louie: hm? oh yeah, i’m fine. it wasn’t my relationship.

*Dewey and Webby fighting from across the room*

[spikybanana]

"will I ever see you again?" "yeah, when I die, actually."

[grannie-nasty]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by also being a bad bitch

[owlsorsomethingfeathery]

you’re telling me a rat made this touille?