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great-and-small · 3 months ago

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It actually bums me out that astrology has persisted through the years as the standard BS divinatory practice that people really buy into, when it so easily could have been ornithomancy instead.

We could’ve had hipster girls trying to predict the minutiae of your life using an intricate chart that details how many herons or crows you’ve seen in the past year. Instead of asking what’s your sign on dating apps people would be like how many birds did you see on your way to work today. I cannot stop thinking about what could have been.

#ornithomancy #birds #I’m not trying to specifically hate on astrology btw if you find it fun that’s great #it’s just a little silly when folks take it too seriously #birding

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h1tmanmode · 2 months ago

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shitty comic created bc of an idea i had in the shower. you guys get chicken scratch art. congrats ✌️😋

#grunkle ford #great uncle ford #stanford pines #stanley pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #my art #takes place after weirdmaggedon btw. if that wasnt obvious.#edit: forgot tassle on stans fez. and that Annoyed me

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moonguest · 4 months ago

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Huh

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #laois touden #laois dungeon meshi #laois delicious in dungeon #laois my beloved #someone please take him to great wolf lodge as a treat #great wolf lodge

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katsinspats · 5 months ago

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Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

#makeaterriblecomicday2024 #comic #comics #sketch #does this count as horror like comment subscribe down below #Ever since I stopped being on social media as often/stopped taking it deadly serious I've been able to fall back in love with the process..#...of art which is fantastic!! I do enjoy taking my time with things but it's still very easy to get caught up in making something Perfect #ESPECIALLY WITH COMICS #As a comic maker and comic enjoyer you have to remind yourself people speed through reading them. It's ok to take shortcuts #Every frame does not need to be a painting #Anyways this was a great way to make something after falling into an MMO hole for a few days...#unrelated did u guys know Wizard 101 is still alive with an active player base #Ok hopefully I can get back on track to finishing my next short horror comic in the next month or so wish me luck fellers

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eggsdrawings · 2 months ago

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the kaminari and mina friendship is underutilized and i think we need to change that

#bnha #mha #mina ashido #denki kaminari #the friend that is like equally as stupid as u. it’s so beautiful #kamimina u are such a special bond #i had art block but I persevered!!!#kami is one of the girls. like honorary member of the week. sorry he loves gossip and wants to put on a face mask #i was gonna include him sucking at skateboard and mina being great at it but alas here we are #and look kiri and sero are dumb too but these two take the cake bc they start the stupidity. the others join in #eggsdrawings

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #vanessa fnaf #fnaf vanny #fredbear #fnaf 4 #security breach #fazbear entertainment #fnaf fanart #literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA #IDK if you guys know this #In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83 #is literally Fredbear eating burgers #it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch #they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy #which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment #Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back #Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like #one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era #you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck #truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great #sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery

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northernfireart · 7 months ago

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i can't find the original post of this idea but im obsessed completely with Sam Reich! Master

upd: The original idea was by @ace-whovian-neuroscientist!!!

#i was sketching a comic of 15 being handcuffed to the podium (due to alexmeys great take on this) but eh #stuff i rambled while drawing this include:#master lost a game to the toymaker and it fucked him up so bad he reincarnated into a game host #he made his sonic into a mic that Sam holds during every introduction #doctor who #dw fanart #dw #dr who #doctor who fanart #the master #Sam Reich!Master #yeah make that fucker a tag #dropout #sam reich #game changer #northernfire art #Reich!Master

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died #anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon #it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts #why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy #karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal #thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership #i love karl #hes a great character #but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional #anyways #ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal #anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character #and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details #a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool #but with the deal karl proposed #it was doomed from the start #*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever

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dog-pilled · 1 year ago

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getting fucked so good you start panting with your tongue out like a stupid mutt >>>>

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mwagneto · 11 months ago

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the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

#PLEASE IM LOSING MY MIND S3 FINALE I CAN'T DECIDE AND THEN THIS BACK TO BACK IS TAKING ME OUT #it was literally the perfect place to be in for my rewatch these are great episodes to follow each other #im at the part where nph busts in with confetti but i had to pause immediately coz i was laughing so hard😭#this isn't me mocking drag queens or the villains or whatever this is me saying im obsessed with campy evil rtd guys. by the way #doctor who #dw lb #14th doctor #the giggle #the toymaker #10th doctor #tensimm

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ordinarily-unordinary · 2 months ago

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Garlic Bread for my fellow Acespecs

Here you go!! I love y'all sm <33

Repost if your account is a safe space for acespec ppl

#garlic bread #asexual #acespec #safe space #aroace #aromantic #ur gonna take the garlic bread and ur gonna like it #*cutely holds u at nerfgunpoint until you eat ur garlic bread*#i s i t y u m m y e n o u g h ?#the great bot war of 2024

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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year ago

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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iliothermia · 1 month ago

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Shana Tova!!! May your enemies, haters, and those who wish evil upon you be cut off. The blessing for the leek has always felt resonant but this year it's been on my mind a lot. For me at least, 5785 is a year of practicing healthy boundaries and taking care of myself - even if I have to run on spite. I hope everyone has a safe Rosh Hashanah ❤️

#jumblr #jewish art #rosh hashanah #EYE CONTACT #SCOPOPHOBIA #i hope everyone has a good day even if this isn't a holiday you celebrate!#learning to say no and set boundaries slowly has been a blessing #also thank you to those who have sent me messages recently. I'm taking a small break from #talking much bc my health isn't great rn but!! i will get back to y'all soon

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paradox-n-bedrock · 7 months ago

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me in big fandoms: oh cool, it's so active and there's so many people to vibe with, this is amaz-

*finds my niche angle that appeals to approximately six people*

me: okay, folks, it's you and me now