#SUCH A CUTIE- I CAN‘T

[autumnapricot]

pregnant max brainrot has infected everyone and there’s only one way to save us (we will all be cured whenever the time is right for the pregnancy arc)

close enough autumnapricot, welcome back the flare from the maze runner (i‘ve infected everyone muhah)

and uhm. the cure? the cure uhhhhm. you see. it‘s *checks docs app* uh, *scratches head* it‘s … cooking? it‘s brewing. yeah. *says a very dodgy looking professor*🥸🤓

[osamusriceballs]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

TIME FOR A BIG VIRTUAL HUG!! 💖💕✨✨

[xceafh]

Okay so you are telling me that I waited MONTHS for paramount to release the Teen Wolf Movie in germany for this?!????

I‘ve been excited for this movie since the announcement for this?!????

[rafesslxt]

Lollipop | Mattheo Riddle

summary: Mattheo always carry‘s around something sweet for you

warnings: cutie mattheo, mention of bj, finger sucking

Imagine Mattheo always has these little heart shaped lolly‘s with him to give them to you in every kind of scenario.

When you‘re nervous before a test he gives you one straight out of his pocket, pulling off the wrapper before handing it to you.

When you‘re rambling and even tho he finds it cute, you‘re distracting him from studying so he takes one out of his drawer and hands you it. You smile at him and put the heart shaped thing in your mouth as soon as you get the wrapper off.

When you‘re with him and his friends and he see‘s you‘re bored because currently they‘re talking about quidditsch, he pulls one out of his jacket, handing it to you with a kiss to your lips.

But sometimes you didn‘t get the wrapper off, trying and trying for yourself because you didn‘t want to bother mattheo anymore so you unintentionally start to sigh and groan as it gets useless. Mattheo of course notices and grins to himself as he sees you strzggling with it. "Need any help?" he ask with a cheeky smirk as you hand it to him. " sorry didn‘t want to bother you matty.." He grabs your chin and pulls you closer, ignoring the words coming out of his friends mouth to give you a hot kiss, hiss teeth tugging at your bottom lip for a second before whispering into your ear. "You‘re never bothering me princess." He then takes the wrapper off and looks at you again. "Open your mouth." he says in a calm voice. You do as he says and he lays it down on your tounge, still looking into your eyes while doing so and smirking again. "Good Girl."

But then one day you‘re sitting in the yard with Mattheo, nervous as hell before writing a important test. "I - I can‘t calm down, this is so important!" you ramble up and down, walking in circles almost. As Mattheo grabs into his pockets, his eyes go wide. "Shit." he mumbles to himself. "M-mattheo? Do you have a lolly for me?" Fuck. You ask him that for the first time from alone and exactly now he doesn‘t have one. Then an idea pops into his head. He bites his lip and shakes his head but pulls you into his lap and says "open up baby" he puts his face beside yours to look at you when he slowly pushes two fingers into your mouth. His eyes go wide when you don‘t hesitate to suck them. His lips part and a smile creeps up on them. "Oh baby wait until we‘re alone then you can suck on something bigger." Mattheo whispers against his neck and plants a kiss there. "Mattheo!" you giggle and slap his shoulder, but still continuing with sucking.

just a little something as I saw I didn‘t post anything in 5 days whoops – but anywaaaaays thank you for reading 🫶🏻

taglist: @sofa-couch26 @nevereverthem @little-miss-naill @kolsangel @itsarajr @jolly4holly @hisparentsgallerryy @slytherinscreamqueen @mixvchelle @littlemadamred @ummmmmmm-username @justarandomcanadiantransdude

xoxo sarah <3

[eobe]

Happy Valentine's Day to you all 🥰✨ARC trooper Echo CT-1409 is CT-1402 today and he's coming for you 😽 Get SHOT! 😎💘

Big shout-out to @lonewolflupe's wholesome Valentine's event 💘 Spread love, send messages, melt and drown in sugar, because you're the most loving and supportive community I've never dared to dream of 🥰

A close up, why it’s Echo, the targets and the inevitable ramble below the cut… 🏹

I always get grumpy and blushing when too much pink, glitter, candy and stuff, but deep inside I can't help myself and yield cuteness overload dopamining 🫠✨

ARC trooper Echo is on duty for this day and he won't do a job without the best and most badass gear! ✨😈 He even borrowed himself a winged sky trooper jetpack and Omega’s bow, but only because he can 😎✨ But Maker, he's allowed, he deserves and it's Echo! 💕

Have a closer look. I never did lighting like this before! 🤩 I don't know if it's accurate – I just thought and tried to imagine of how materials would reflect, how much and where and in which angle 🤯✨

I had fun and some frustration figuring his pose! First, he's with the jetpack, what to do with the legs?

Second, as I'm an archer myself, I wanted to give him a good archer posture, but he has a scomp too! +50 skill, +50 difficulty, +100 badassity. Good thing he can hook in this bow-ring of the Zygerrian design and I'm aware that there are many little inaccurate things to find, but I'm still a drawing Padawan, not a master 😂🫶

Third, angles. Can‘t tell what it is exactly. Something worm's eye view, little mortals on the ground looking up to sweet doom coming down from the aurora skies 🤩✨🧡❤️🩷💜✨

But I‘m actually a proud little drawing Padawan looking at this artwork at all 😱 Echo, you're worth the hours. Fandom, you even more. Get ECHOed, cuties 🫶 And everyone, who sees this! 💘

My headcanon, why it has to be Echo:

(Domino Squad at the Barracks)

Echo: No! NO, I don’t want to! Hevy: Vod, it HAS to be you! Echo: This just... isn’t fair! Droidbait: What‘s your problem, brother – I can’t do it, I‘d manage to get shot with this myself! Cutup: And besides that you‘re not as half as cute as Echo! Echo: (teeth gritted) hrrr… shutup cutup! Fives: Echo, they’re right AND you’re the only one around who has the number CT-140... Echo: (interrupting) YOU are the one who always echoes that were NOT our numbers, not me! Why don't YOU be named "Echo", huh? Fives: (handing Echo the Cupid bow, doing huge puppy eyes) Vod – yes, we‘re not numbers, but being Cupid CT-1402 is actually a good thing and... not matter any numbers, you're just the best of us all. 💕🏹 Cutup: … And you really can’t hand this Droidbait! All: Shut up, Cutup!

Targets, that volunteered 😎💘:

@eclec-tech – Writing owl twin, always having a spicy caf for me, managing to inspire me into colorful dimensions and owling with meee 🧡✨ @clonethirstingisreal – My warmhearted friend, always encouraging 🥰🫶 @vrycurious – One of my most supportive out of the box thinking moots 🤩🫶 Targets, that kind of volunteered 💞👀:

@returnofthepineapple – Sweet Piña 🍍🥰 'STOKED' hehe! @freesia-writes – Cute! 😻 Side eying too loud in the reblog 👀 @crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf – Hot chick calling me bb 😽🌹💋 @523rdrebel – hehehe 😏 'can't wait' @littletroggo – Cute moot doing cute art and also ‘can't wait' 🥰✨ @cw80831 – Most proper tagging support! 🤩✨ Targets, that are locked in my crosshair 🤪💞✨:

@ghostymarni – Sweet vod 💗 Queen of Chaos, holding my beer 🍺💘 @wings-and-beskargam – Chaos twin vod 💙🫶🩵 endlessly patient and giving, lovely soul 💘 Targets, that won't get away 😎💘✨:

@lonewolflupe – Double tag, double target, double shot 🤩🏹💖💘 Get ECHOed thoroughly 😏💞🦾 Thank you for everything – you KNOW what I'm thanking you for and will never stop being thankful 🥰 🫠

@foxwithadarkside – no words needed but anyway 😎🏹✨ Muse, art collab witch, badass, quality talk, thank you 💘😽

General volunteering targets: @bixlasagna @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @dystopicjumpsuit @chaicilatte @groguandthebadbatch @ladylucksrogue @spaceyjessa @morerandombullshit

[mommyownsmee]

Uh, so I sent the last ask with the 146.

111. How do I masturbate - it's pretty boring actually, I just rub my clit - usually it's either when scrolling through Tumblr (yes, your page included), or reading something on nifty, bdsmlibrary, fetlibrary or milovana. While fantasising..

And uh, can I get an emoji (cos I don't know what else are available so can you decide please?)

Thank you for answering, cutie<3

It‘s still very interesting! I always am a bit jealous of people who can just imagine stuff - because I can‘t. I‘m thinking of things that already had happened, and damn it gets me wild. I wonder if there are people out there who also write a lot of fanfics/pov‘s/stories and have the most colorful imagination while writing but when it comes to masturbating they just fuck it up hahahah?

But damn, all those anons I get make me horny as fuck..

JOIN MY TELEGRAM GROUP

[bluebellowl]

More cuties

Pose reference by @jang-gom (i can‘t find the specific piece anymore but i recognise the amazing style)

[ask-pukey-the-ghost]

You’re such a cutie, I can‘t-

😊hehehehe thank youuuuuuu, I do think I'm a pretty cute vomit potato if I do say so myself

[yoursselo]

i saw a tiktok saying mason and bradley simpson has the same energy and i can only agree!!!

i can understand the thought process behind this bc they are both cuties with big brown eyes HOWEVER mason is also a sexy beast so i can‘t really agree on that bestie

[allthingschrisevans]

baby chris appreciation post 🥰

[autumnapricot]

you make me want to get into motogp but Idk if I have it in me to be deranged about more men

listen listen listen you can always be deranged about some more men yes yes, come here my child *pspspsps‘s you into the dark alleyway*

honestly, insane sport with even more insane men, lots of italians and spaniards ™️ but…it‘s addictive. sometimes it‘s like a reality tv show you can‘t look away from. personalities you will either love or despise. spectacular battles. lots of emotions. if your hands aren’t shaking and your heartbeat isn’t up and you aren’t jumping from your seat every other corner, you aren’t watching this sport correctly. (or maybe you’re mentally stable and not a marc marquez fan. huh. uhm. i wouldn‘t know! so.)

also…GAY.

dry-humping in parc ferme? check. kissing each other on the mouth? check check . legs-around-the-waist hug for celebration? check check check. you want the sugar daddy and gay twink combo? aleix espargaro and jorge martin, not even hiding it. you crave the bittersweet tragedy of hero worship gone wrong to arch nemesis for all life route? valentino rossi and marc marquez keep on delivering. you want to root for the little brother that is always overshadowed by their older brother‘s insane success and looming narrative? luca marini and alex marquez are right there for you.

you want to support an italian ex champ who rides some of the most flawless laps once in p1 -> pecco ‚perfetto’ bagnaia could be the one. you want to support a super talented ex champ who is stuck in a scooter looser team and suffer with him every weekend? (hopefully better in 2025🙏🏻) -> fabio quartararo, maybe. or joan mir. you can choose. or do you want to support the villian of the sport who happens to be an 8 times champ and who lives through the arc of having suffered horrific injuries in 2020-2022, made a dramatic team exit of his beloved king team, and now rides for the best team on the grid? marc marquez says hi. or do you want to support your local aussie? jack miller yells g’day. or last years rookie who is dealed to be the next great of the sport? pedro acosta! or maaaybe you‘ve got a knack for a curly haired cutie who is an unruly beast on track that doesn‘t listen to team orders no penalties? the beast aka enea bastianini might be just right for youuu!

or maybe or you‘re more of a team person—want to suffer with the team that was once the best manufacturer, dominated everything, and now is in the trenches and has the most dangerous unrideable bike? welcome to honda! yamaha follows after them. or or the team that‘s „freshly“ bankrupt? uhm, hey, ktm. orrrr you‘re a tifosi? you‘ll be happy, ducati dominates and wins everything atp, go go red! (also have the most bikes on the grid)

also, cool (some self-assigned) nicknames that are also printed onto their leathered ass? yesss. el diablo? la bestia? the doctor? the maniac? the shark? mr. topgun? or or or mr big balls binder? there‘s more where these are coming from!

anyway, there is a lovely godsent person on here who does these motogp season primers to explain the sport if you want a look—this is the old one for 2024 tho, and in 2025 everybody and their dogs switched teams left and right. i will add the 2025 one if they post it🥰

anywayyy you probably didn‘t want any of this whole answer oopsie daisie, uhm…toodaloos! 😊

[osamusriceballs]

How am I supposed to leave the house when my kitten is sleeping like this right next to my face?! 😭😭💖💖💖✨✨

LIKE- I‘M ONLY HUMAN OK?! PLS SHE PUT HER LITTLE BEANS ON MY NOSE, I‘VE BEEN BLESSED EVERYONE OKAY, I‘M OFFICIALLY CHOSEN BY THE CAT GODS, I‘M NOW ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN-

[amaliaofnassau]

DEAD

(C) Claude Piscitelli

[guccify47]

When your ult and the cutest dog on earth are going live for the first time this year and you won‘t be able to watch it cause you‘re out and about...

[eobe]

Thank you dear, but I don’t understand 😎✨ You can join the chaos with YOUR way of expression!! 🤩 Believe me, the Chaos Squad is open for EVERY kind and art of chaos!

If chaos was a concept with rules, it wouldn’t be cHa05 anymore, right? 🤯🤪

As my writing slightly gets better (and I’m trying to do readable fun chaos alt texts with little scenes for better imagination) I might try to word a little scene happening at the GAR Goth Night, becaue I can‘t draw this, not having the drawing skill for that yet, but wanting to express myself though 🥰

So if you get visions right before your eyes, inspired by posts like this, you already joined the chaos 😱😻✨

Also speaking to you @eclec-tech and others who think that expression is something that gets a rating 🥰 Uhm, rating is a contradiction to chaos 🤩✨

And now I chaos those cuties 🤪🥰🫶 because I can!

@i-put-the-no-in-nobility MIRAAAAAN in in the house! Go shopping, gorgeous 😻 The Commander likes your hood idea by the way 😎✨

@fiveminutetrash *furiously clapping* 👏✨ *micdrop* 😎

THIS IS THE MINDSET, YEEAAHH! 🤩✨ Looking fooooooorward 😏🖤😎✨

„At your service? By the way, it's Commander Mayday!“ 😎✨

For those who haven’t noticed yet, there‘s a GAR Goth Night at the 79s! 🎶🖤✨ Everyone‘s invited under #gar goth night thanks to my Mandalorian goth vod @ghostymarni, who started the creative chaos! 🍺🤩

Some known faces are already in the house and more are getting ready right now! 🖤✨

My dear Archer, look – you haven’t stayed alone for long anyway! 👀 @wings-and-beskargam Vod, you can’t just shout a Commander‘s name without consequences! 😏 Even when clothed and gothed like this, they‘re always on duty ❤️‍🔥

You literally summoned him and I think now you definitely have the best „moral support“ for this GAR Goth Night! 😁🖤

Have a closer look – the Commander took off the sunglasses for that ✨👀

And by the way, he rocked the wrapping style before it was cool 🖤✨ And I don’t know why, but the older Commanders all have canine teeth 😂 I have spoken 😎

@lonewolflupe @foxwithadarkside @crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf @eclec-tech (will Miran join too, vod? 👀🖤🫶)

Taglist, get a goth Mayday: @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit @chaicilatte @groguandthebadbatch @ladylucksrogue @spaceyjessa @morerandombullshit @freesia-writes

[mommyownsmee]

may i touch myself, mommy? my pussy is so wet and it's almost aching and i want to relieve myself, pretty pretty please may I touch myself?

-birdie <33

Since mommy had the worst day ever I‘d love to watch you right now cutie. 𝒙𝒙

And since I can‘t it‘s making mommy really mad.