#STOP CALLING ME CUTE IM MARSHMALLOW

[springseasonie]

First | HRJ (M)

Best friend Renjun x fem reader

Summary: you and Renjun are both inexperienced, so to combat that, he ask you to be his first kiss. But that one kiss reawakens a whole life of suppressed tension the two of you had for each other that just so happens to explode.

Warnings: sexual content, lots of kissing, masturbation, dry humping, horny virgins, fluff

Word count: 4,2k

A/N: took two request and decided to mash them together. I don't know how to write kissing scenes tbh I've never been kissed so that's not in my area of expertise (nothing I write is) hope y'all enjoy!!!

Could you be my first kiss?”

You blinked, no words could be said or thought after his sudden request. Renjun, your best friend since elementary school all through this moment, just asked you to kiss him.

“What,” you said, a soft confused laugh falling from your lips to lighten the mood. Part of you really wished he was joking because you hadn't even had your first kiss. “You're joking… right?"

Renjun stares and shakes his head. “I'm serious.”

“But why” you questioned. He gulped, avoiding eye contact with you.

“I..I don't know,” he answered, lips in a slight pout while looking away from you.

A moment of silence passed through the air, nothing but your breathing and the fan cooling the warm summer air. The initial shock of his words wore off with some time, but he was clearly embarrassed. He's been debating for days to actually say anything to you about this, too afraid that it would ruin something between the both of you. But you laughed.

Your small giggle felt like a cold drink on a hot day, providing him comfort and relief in the current situation.

“Sure. I'll be your first kiss.”

Renjun watched you with wide eyes, legs crossed as you turned your body to him, scooting closer. You're his best friend, the one person he's felt comfortable with for most of his life, so why is he starting to feel so nervous all of a sudden? Why are his palms getting sweaty?

“H-have you had your first kiss,” he asked.

No.

“Yes,” you lie. Renjun glances at you. You can tell he's unsure about your answer, knowing that you tend to lie about subjects like this.

“Don't lie,” he says, frowning. “I'm being vulnerable with you so just be honest with me.”

“Fine. I haven't.” You look at him, eyes flickering from his eyes to his lips. Renjun has always been cute, that's what he was known for. Cute, youthful, pretty boy looks, but now you're looking at him a bit differently.

“So this is a first for us both,” he laughs softly. You and Renjun slip into a comfortable silence as you adjust yourself. Sitting on your side in front of him, you didn't really realize how close you were, but he did. He could feel your soft breathing, smell your perfume, see every pore on your face.

“So..what now,” he says. You don't say anything, just shrug and pout, but he can't stand the silence with you being so close to him. His mind was only on your lips, but now he can't stop his eyes from wandering everywhere else. Your neck, your arms, your legs. His eyes wander to your chest going lower and lower until-

“Your face is red,” you say softly, adding salt to his wound of embarrassment. “What are you thinking about?”

“I-Im not thinking of anything,” he stammered.

“Really? Because all I can think about is that first time we met on the playground in school,” you admit, eliciting a strange look from the boy in front of you.

“At a time like this?”

You nod, a smile tugging on your lips. “Yeah. You were so cute and chubby.”

“You guys used to call me marshmallow,” he recounted rolling his eyes.

You laughed, licking your lips as you watched his face get even more red. “Yeah. Remember middle school when we had that trip to the water park.”

He nodded, giving you a small smile. “We went on the biggest water slide together and got in trouble for not meeting the teacher on time.”

“Yeah…it was embarrassing getting yelled at like that.” Your voice was soft, almost as soft as the way you took his hand at the moment he started playing with his fingers. This moment felt so intimate, the tension in the air getting thicker and thicker by the second. You could feel it, and so could he.

“Did you know people thought we were dating?”

Renjun chuckles, nodding as he looks down at your hands. “Yeah. I kind of wanted to.”

Your brows shoot up, a breathy laugh escaping your lips. “Really?”

“We were 13 and you started looking pretty at that age.”

His confession made your heart skip a beat. If your younger self would've heard this, she probably would've freaked out. Dating Renjun who was like a brother to you? Absolutely not. But now that you're older, it's plausible, doable, realistic.

“What about in highschool,” you ask, looking at him curiously.

“I thought you were pretty in highschool too, but you know I had a girlfriend at the time,” he said, making you sigh.

“Right I remember, she was your first girlfriend. I never liked her,” you confessed, making him laugh.

“I know you didn't. It was obvious.” Renjun sighs at the memories of his first girlfriend. He really liked her, but he was naive and didn't realize that she only wanted one thing from him that he couldn't give. Renjun didn't have the courage to kiss or have sex with her, which led to them breaking up months later. He was bummed about it, with you to help him carry his burden. But now that he's 21, instead of trying to find the right moment, he decided to make one with you.

“Why did you decide today was the day you wanted to kiss me,” you ask, completely changing the topic.

This question immediately pulled him back into reality instead of the deepest pits of his mind. Your fingers were soft on his, playing with his fingers. But he soon felt your playfulness begin to falter when you held his hand in yours.

“Reasons,” he answered.

“You like me that much?”

“Ew, of course not.” The both of you laughed at his response, once again falling into a comfortable silence.

The tension, anticipation, heat coming from the both of you. At this point it felt like a waiting game to see who was going to make the first move. A game you were too impatient for despite never actually kissing someone before. But something told you to just do it, so you did in the best way possible. You kissed him, your hand still on his. And he kissed you back.

It was small, short, sweet, and innocent. The feeling of your lip gloss remained on his lips giving him a sudden wash of comfort. Your eyes flutter open to see him already staring at you, lids heavy as he watches your face.

“That's was nice-”

“You're so pretty Y/N-”

Silence filled the space, allowing you to take in his words. A smile spread on your lips, doe eyes looking at him through your lashes. “You think I'm pretty,” you say, a small giggle behind your words.

It feels like a light burst in his heart when he hears you giggle. He always thought you were pretty, who wouldn't? You would never know, but growing up, everyone fawned over you.

He nods, tongue gliding over his lips. “I always thought you were pretty.”

And with that sentence, the nerves set in. An innocent kiss was one thing but the energy was beginning to shift and you didn't know what to do with it.

“Did the…did the kiss feel okay,” you ask, now looking away from him entirely, palms sweaty in his as you watched your lap.

Renjun didn't say anything verbally, but if you could read his mind, you'd know what he would say. He could probably kiss you forever, taking in the soft feeling of your lips, your soft voice, nice hands.

“Can I kiss you again,” he asks, staring at your mouth.

With a full you nodded, turning your head to him. In one swift movement, his lips were on yours. He attached himself to you so naturally, it almost shocked you. While you were too busy trying to figure out where to put your hands, he already had his mind made up, placing his hand on your thigh.

“I-Im sorry I don't know where to put my hands,” you say, awkwardly breaking this kiss.

The tension in the room multiplies. He could hear your heartbeat out of your chest and you could hear his shaky breath. That's when it dawned on you that this was real. All too real. You were about to make out with your best friend.

“It's okay, you can just-”

“No, I'm okay.” You scooted away from him, his hand still on your leg as you moved. You didn't want to look at him, knowing that if you saw him, his cheeks would be the prettiest shade of pink, lips glossy, pupils dilated. “Is it okay if we just… stop for today?”

Renjun wasn't surprised or taken back, moreso relieved you asked him to stop. If you hadn't, he would've had a bigger issue than just wanting to kiss you. But Renjun wouldn't let you do that to him - do anything to him for that matter. Not even if you wanted to, if it felt good to have your hands on his body, or feel your weight on top of him.

“It's fine,” he said abruptly, trying to make you feel less awkward. “Thank you… for being my first kiss.”

“I should be saying the same thing,” you joke, avoiding eye contact. But something in you wants more. You don't know what it is, if you want to kiss him or maybe more. You couldn't possibly want more, he's your best friend, he's like a brother to you - was like a brother to you. But something about the quiet of the room, the way his hand rests on your bare skin, how flushed his face is right now. The more you look at him, the more you feel the need to squirm where you sit. His eyes are droopy, staring at your lips as you begin to bite them.

There's a small voice in the back of your head saying do it, it's okay, but you can't cross that line. You wouldn't even know what to do and neither would he.

“I uh,” you start, gulping at the tension. “I think I'm gonna go home now.”

His brows shot to his forehead, relief and disappointment washing over him. “Oh yeah, sure. I can drop you off if you wa-”

“No, it's okay. I'll just walk. It's still bright out, I don't mind,” you interrupt.

“Oh.” You could sense the disappointment in his voice but you have to pull away from him as much as possible for the rest of the night. You stood up, gathering yourself in the most normal way you could at the moment, trying not to cringe at how much your panties stuck to your core.

“We can meet up tomorrow, yeah?”

“Sure, your place this time,” he says quietly.

“Okay. Have a good night Junnie.”

You left his room and then his apartment, door shutting loudly as you walked out. Your body was no longer there, but your presence lingered, the smell of your perfume lingered. And unfortunately, your presence helped create the tent that's in his pants at the moment. He couldn't believe it, but the truth is that you made him hard. His first kiss with you made him hard like a teenage boy.

“Fuck,” he mumbled to himself, body heating up at the thought of you doing more to him that just kissing.

He just needed to release some of that pressure, just get rid of it for the night. Renjun reached his hand down his pants grabbing his cock through his boxers. He couldn't even be bothered to undress, just wanting to clear his head. But with every stroke, the foggier his brain got, images of your lips pretty and glossy before you kissed him flashing through his head.

You're so sweet. You've always been sweet to him. So selfless and caring, you even let him have your first kiss. You could've given it to someone you actually liked but you decided to give it to him. And the thought of that makes him stroke his cock faster, small whines and grunts falling from his lips. He can't say this is his first time touching himself to the thought of you.

He moved his hand faster and faster, just you clouding his thoughts. His body became too hot, hand speeding up. Renjun has never been one to cum too fast from masturbating, but you make him crazy, you make him sensitive.

“Fuck, fuck, oh my God..” He came hard in his hands, cum coating his fingers as his soft moans filled the room. But even after cumming to clear his mind, he can't stop thinking about you. Maybe the next day will help him get some more things off his chest, and maybe you can help.

-

Your stomach did flips when Renjun walked into your room, memories of the night before flickering through your mind. The way he looked at you, his lips on yours, hands on your thighs. God, it was all too much. Once you got home you had to take a cold shower, attempting to take your best friend off your mind.

The water hitting your body only took your thoughts off him for a moment, soon to be replaced by the possibility of his hands sliding between your legs later the next day. And now he's in your bedroom once again looking cute as ever. Hair freshly washed, skin glowing, and he smells amazing. It's almost like he is begging for you to pounce on him.

You say on your bed, watching him walk over to you. His eyes never left your body, the energy from his movements telling you all you needed to know about his intentions, but instead of acting on it, he simply sat next to you.

“How was your night,” you ask, avoiding looking at your best friend.

“It was okay,” he answered, fidgeting with his hands.

“You know, I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly yesterday,” you say, now facing him. Renjun turns to you, lips wet and pupils dilated.

“You don't need to apologize. I was getting…ahead of myself,” he admitted.

“No you were okay-”

“Okay,” he questioned, chuckling softly. “Damn, I know I never kissed anyone but you didn't have to put it that way.”

A warm laugh left your throat, eyes closing as you threw your head back laughing at his sense of humor. That's one thing you always loved about him, he always knew how to make a joke out of a nerve wracking situation. Your laugh relieved tension for your case, but only added tension for him. Your pretty neck showcases for him made the man dizzy. This is the worst part of being a virgin for sure, anything makes him excited.

“Junnie, that's not what I meant,” you giggled. “I didn't leave because of you, I left because of me. I got nervous. It was starting to feel really…”

“Intimate,” he finished.

There it is, that tingle in your stomach.

“Can I be honest with you Y/N?”

You nod, not realizing how heavy you're breathing.

“I know I'm your best friend, and this isn't something I'm supposed to say,” he started. Renjun couldn't control himself anymore, not with you in your shorts and his T-shirt. “I really want to kiss you.”

That's all you needed to hear because you wanted it too. But you needed to hear it again and then you wanted him to take you and do it.

“Kiss me?”

“Don't pretend you don't want me to.”

Before you could even respond, he moves closer to you, hands on your waist like a magnet. Renjun’s heart was beating out of his chest. He's never been this forward with a girl like this in his life, but something about you does something to him. Your expression of shock but also desperation was eating him alive, he needed you badly.

Renjun kisses you like he did the night before, soft and gentle, pressing his delicate fingers into your waist. Plump lips moving on yours like he'd done this a million times, so comfortable with you in his grasp and you love it too. This time you know where to put your hands. Your hands make their way to his chest, slightly tugging at his white shirt. Eyes closed, feeling every inch of his body that's on yours but you see sparks.

You never knew someone could feel this good with just kissing, but it's good to you. The way his lips mold with yours is perfect, coupled with his ragged breathing and the way his tongue licks your bottom lip softly.

“Junnie,” you whisper breathlessly, brows knit. “I uh…”

“Shh..” Renjun, swallows your words whole, kissing you what he thinks is deeper. You go with it, because it feels right, just like anything else with him. “Fuck,” he mumbles on your lips.

“W-what's wrong?”

“I've never been this hard in my life.” Renjun chases your strawberry flavored lip gloss lips once you pull away to look at his painful hard on. He can see you're thinking about something, contemplating on it. But he can't wait for you to make up your mind. His hands leave your waist, flying to your chest as he kisses you more, groping you carefully.

A gasp leaves your lips, the feeling of being touched like this being completely foreign to you, but natural to him. Shaky breaths fall from your plump lips as the male in front of your kisses your face, smudging your own gloss on your cheeks. You gulp, the feeling of his hands squeezing the life out of you making you want more. You need more. You need a release.

“Lay down Junnie,” you say softly, catching him by surprise.

Renjun lays down watching you stand up in front of him. His eyes almost pop out of his head watching you get rid of your shirt. You rest your hands on the waist of your shorts, eyes lingering on the man in front of you.

“I realize what I'm about to do might be stupid but I know you want it to,” you say.

His eyes go even wider. “A-already? We just kissed yesterday. I don't think we're ready to-”

“Relax, I'm not having sex with you. Trust me I'm not ready either, but..” you pause, pulling your shorts down to reveal pink lace panties. “I just want to make you feel good.”

He watched you climb on top of him, heart about to just out his chest when the entire weight of your ass was on his cock. This is the prettiest you've ever been. Renjun follows your hands as they make their way to his chest, tugging his shirt up to reveal his toned body. There's something so sensual about the way you're looking down at him, like you've been dreaming of this.

You lean down, kissing him as your hips roll down on his, his clothes cock making your senses tingle. But before you could move again, he stopped you.

“Wait,” he says. Renjun lifts his hips, tugging his sweats down just enough that you could feel his hard cock directly on your pussy. You rest your body on his once again, the only thing on your mind being getting yourself off at this point.

Renjun marveled at the way you move your body on him with no hesitation. It seemed like all the tension was gone and you knew exactly what you were doing. The way you felt on top of him was indescribable. He's never experienced anything like this in his life and never thought he would be with you.

You grinded on him slowly, taking in the feeling of the fabric on your clit. Nothing but the sound of pants and heavy breathing filled the room. Renjun feels like he died and went to heaven being able to see you like this.

“How does it feel,” you asked, brows furrowed in pleasure.

In all actuality, it feels like it came right out of a porno. You're grinding on him in your pretty panties and his shirt half way up in your girly bedroom. The only thing that's keeping either of you from fucking is anxiety and the sheer fabric covering yourselves.

“Good,” he says. “Fuck, have you done this before?”

“Only on my pillows.”

Every time you spoke, it gave him whiplash. Renjun swears he knows everything about you, but the second he places his hands on your hips he becomes enlightened. Unintentionally, Renjun guides your hips on top of him, your soaking wet panties making his boxers damp. You're so wet you don't even realize how much of a mess you're making on top of him.

You're like a wet dream, a hazy expression while you gaze down at him who's not taking his eyes off of you, makes him want you more. So badly he wants to take your bra off, eyes flickering from your face to your chest every 2 seconds. You know what he wants, but for some reason, you're enjoying the pitiful look on his face. The way his brows scrunch, the way he holds onto you for life.

“Renjun,” you moaned softly. You grinded on him harder, desperately trying to give your clit more stimulation on the girth of his cock.

The man beneath you pants loudly, Every time your hands move on his chest, a shiver runs down his body wanting more of your touch. He's rock hard, every movement you make sending him closer and closer to the edge, but he doesn't want to cum so early, not wanting this moment to end.

“fuck you feel so good,” he groans, hands on your hips guiding your movements. “Y/N, I don't think I can last long if you keep moving like that.”

You kept grinding, whining and whimpers falling out your lips along with him. You didn't care if he came before you, it just felt so good.

“Like this?”

Renjun's brows furrow, mouth open when you circle your hips on him. “Fuck, I'm gonna cum Y/N,” he moans.

“Me too Junnie.”

You move faster, the need to release is taking over your body. You felt Renjun's cock pulsing between your legs, clit rubbing so good against the fabric of your panties. The tight feeling in your abdomen becomes tighter the faster you grinded. Just before you feel yourself becoming undone, Renjun begins to tremble underneath you.

“Fuck Y/N,” he moans. Renjun came hard, his boxers becoming even more damp with his cum. Overstimulated, his strong hands that gripped you before began to loosen, shaking on your hips.

“Junnie, I-Im cumming,” you gasp, whimpering softly on top of him. Legs shaking, hands holding his shirt for life, eyes screwed shut. This view of you is everything he possibly imagined while jerking off, but maybe 100 times better.

Heavy breaths filled the room, your neat blanket now disheveled underneath you both. Renjun looked up at you, admiring how pretty you look even after you lose yourself. Pretty lips, pretty neck, even your sweat smells pretty. But a quick glance to where you bodies meet soon pulls out his own thoughts, realizing what he just did.

“Fuck,” he huffed out. “That was, uh..”

“Good,” you finished.

Renjun nodded, gulping at your direct response. His body stiffened, feeling you run your fingers down his chest unintentionally, face turning even more red than before. He was feeling so confident before, but now he feels like he can shrivel into a corner. You lift your hips from his, both of your fluids making your clothes stick to each other. The cold air instantly hits your wet panties, making you shiver and cringe.

Renjun sits up, leaning on his shoulders to see the damage you two had done. “Damn,” he mumbled. “I definitely need to change.”

“Me too,” you agreed. You laugh softly, looking over to the boy whose face was redder than a tomato. “That got a little out of hand didn't it?”

“Yeah, but it wasn't enough.”

You whipped your head to him, immediately clocking his implication. “Renjun, you're crazy,” you gushed, covering your face in your hands. “We can't have sex right now.”

“I know,” he chuckled softly. “Whenever we're ready, it'll happen.”

“Who said it was gonna be with you,” you joke. Instead of him following along, he just looks at you with a mix of desire and warmth that makes your tummy tingle. Renjun doesn't respond to your statements and just keeps staring at you like he's waiting for something that won't happen, you break the short silence. “I'm gonna get cleaned up.”

He doesn't say anything, just watches you stand up quickly, grabbing whatever clothes you see first. You think he's entirely checked out with the rest of the day, but all he can think about is how perfect you are and how badly he can't wait to be your first.

“I'll be back in 10,” you say, making your way to your bathroom.

“Don't have too much fun without me” he calls out.

“Wouldn't dream of it.”

And now he knows that you're definitely his first love and he couldn't want it any other way.

[nymph-ette111]

hiiiiiii!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) could you do a simon cof x sweet, feminine reader headcannons? made my own headcannons to share with you because ily and i love this prompt(⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

♡ i imagine reader and simon would go out, hes wearing the same crusty ass grey hoodie while shes dressed up all cute and pretty >.<

♡ he reeks of nicotine while she smells like neapolitan marshmallows<3 hes obsessed with her scent. he literally loves using her bodycare/haircare products over his 3 in 1 men shampoo (if he even showers that is) because he'd smell more like her.

♡ she shares absolutely everything of her purchases. she'd do little mini hauls to Simon, showcasing her new pink ballerina flats, sugarbunnies plushie she had to fight a war for in mercari, too faced chocolate bar palette, cute japanese stationary, and a lot of new clothes. Simon loves it. he loves seeing her happy. (may even buy her things he thinks she would love if he didn't have a smoking addiction<3)

♡ she doesnt only share that though she also loves talking his ears off about anything and everything<3 at first he was annoyed with her constant talking but when he spoke of it, she stopped talking so much and he got guilty and missed her overtalking. he tried to bring her spark back in talking and it worked

♡ shes compassionate and kind, understanding his struggles (but not condoning his actions) and helping him to get better. (he really wants to be saved by her but feels that he just cannot.)

♡ he really doesn't get why she's with him. Hes depressed, miserable, and difficult to be with. His low self esteem sometimes gets the best of him and he starts believing that he's not worthy of her, often leaving her on read, missing her calls, and ignoring her. (im sensing attachment issues) reader clutches w communication though :3

♡ they'd explore abandoned buildings. Simon's there to smoke blunts while readers there to get awesome fit pictures<3 they would go a long way travelling and reader the most practical girl you know has her feet hurt from walking on platforms. they either take lots of breaks or Simon just carries her on his back (unlikely)

♡ talk about taking fit pictures, Simon's technically her photographer. She has a blog where she posts fashion and besides the mirror pics, Simon's always the one taking the pictures. He's quite good at it too.

some of these headcannons probably won't work in his time but who cares(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ) hope this prompt isnt that hard to write for..(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)you can always ignore if you want!! thankkkkkk you x3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxox

WARNINGS; MENTIONS OF SMOKING, MENTIONS OF DEPRESSION

AUTHOR'S NOTE; WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU!!! probably inaccurate for both the character and the timeline... listen, I don't know what swedish people were up to in 2012 leave me alone. also not very happy with this, still trying to figure out how to write Simon :3

-he looks comically out of place in your room. just imagine a pastel pink room filled to the brim with cute plushies, shelves full of little trinkets and books, floral bedding and lace curtains. a wall full of movie posters, magazine pages, and little polaroids of your most treasured moments, and then there's a depressed smoke addict.

-you know those videos where it's a boyfriend sleeping in their girlfriend's girly room with a bunch of plushies on top of him? yeah, basically same situation.

-his sleep schedule is fucked up. either he pulls an all nighter or is passed out till 3 pm. when it's one of those times where Simon feels tired, you just let him sleep in your bed whilst you do whatever.

-it's also a great opportunity to gather the perfect pictures for black mailing.

-he just looks so stupid in your room I love him.

-doesn't care about your plushies but will learn to treat them nicely after you yelled at him for 15 minutes straight about how it's unacceptable to throw rilakkuma off the bed just so he could sit down.

-punches the plush when you aren't looking.

-he definitely gives you that pink hello kitty hoodie to wear. or he wears it instead so you two could match. that's probably your idea and he obliges because it's something you love and enjoy.

-really like the idea of him being your personal photographer. he's always the first to leave a like on whatever you post, especially if it's he who took the picture.

-doesn't know anyone besides you. his followings on social media just contain a bunch of his favorite bands and your account.

-a bit sad but I can see him borrowing your money (with permission) to buy cigarettes if his mother refuses to give him any. he wants to buy you stuff you might like but he's too busy spending it on his addiction :(

-he instead draws you your favorite characters so you can put it on the wall alongside your other pictures.

-has never been in the vicinity of a woman without being an awkward shit. moral of the story he doesn't know anything about girls. his knowledge of things is pretty vague, so please don't be surprised if you see him just poking around your vanity and asking a million different questions on what certain products do and why.

-his mother is very happy her son finally found a girlfriend. she approves of you and thinks you're an absolute sweetheart. always asks Simon when you will visit them again.

-you two definitely earn a few stares in public because how did such a sweet and pretty girl end up with a guy like Simon.

-it pisses him off endlessly but can't help his thoughts and feelings. thinks he doesn't deserve you or any of the kind shit you do for him.

-like nonnie said, he probably isn't the greatest boyfriend... there are times where he cancels your hang-outs without further explanation or simply doesn't acknowledge any of your calls and messages. he feels pretty shitty after it and apologizes for his behavior. you forgive him even though you both know he'll do it again.

-he is low-key obsessed with your smell, he smothers anything you have in the shower all over his body without caring what it's for, just simply reads the labels and puts it on... with big amounts. this man is making you go bankrupt. you could literally see the outline of his fingers left in the product..

-his camera is full of pictures of you, he likes looking at them when he feels down. which is pretty often.

-shows you all of his favorite places in Stockholm or even Kirkvile (where does this man live I don't get it) ones that aren't usually full of people, just overly adventurous teenagers from time to time. something tells you that you two have trespassed into private property multiple times but Simon doesn't want to answer that question clearly.

-ugh imagine clipping cute little hair clips into Simon's hair and he just lets you do whatever you want because if you're happy then he is happy and he wants to see you smile :(

-in exchange, you let him do corpse paint on your face.

[kumezyzo]

Could u do some more dad foolish and dad Quackity if u don’t mind 🫶🏻

alright, so, i chose to make quackity a girl dad. dunno if i said something different before, but for this one, he's a girl dad. sue me. (please dont im broke)

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

Quackity

dad!quackity likes to talk to your daughter in spanish.

"ayyy, mi amorcito, lindo," he cooes, rubbing his nose into her chubby cheeks.

"hola, mi cielo," he says when he comes to get her in her crib.

"que quieres de comer, l��nda?" he asks her absently as he looks for blueberries and the sliced bananas you prepared earlier.

dad!quackity who will very loudly yell at his friends to stop yelling. he tells them if theyre any louder, your daughters gonna wake up. and yes, he has his headphones on...

dad!quackity brings her on stream and shows off how absolutely chunky she is.

her arms look like those jumbo marshmallows glued together. her cheeks are slightly red. she has a thick head of hair. and there is not a single thought behind her eyes.

#ctrlc-ctrlvquackity trends since you don't tell people what her name is. but then he hears him call her 'cielo' and that becomes her new name among the fandom.

Foolish

you will find dad!foolish asleep on the couch with your daughter. (yes, i realize i said this in the last one and i stand by what i say.)

she has your face, but his eyes. and your hair. and his stream thinks its so cute that she looks so much like you!!

dad!foolishes stream also thinks its so cute how he subtly (and not so subtly) takes care of you like youre glass. even after you've given birth. especially after you've given birth.

"baby, what are you doing up?" he asks you when he sees you peeking into his office.

"i finally got her to sleep!" you cheer tiredly, your voice in a harsh whisper. he was just as excited as you but he also took it as a warning to be quiet.

"oh, yay!" he says, his voice in the same tone as yours. "you should get to sleep too, though."

"yeah, i will," you say, wading into his office and going over to press a quick kiss to his lips. "night, babe."

"night, pretty girl."

if i missed an accent on any of the vowels, dont get mad at me. my mom never taught me how to actually write in spanish 😭😭 -Nony

[myuiis]

incorrect lookism 2

we back on our bullshit with this one

1:

sally: i just watched eli drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was "im tired of being alive"

2:

jake: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make our fiwst wittle incision

sinu: dowcto, we'wre loswing him!!!! ����

jerry: quick! hand me the defwibwiwatow

samuel: please. just cut off my fucking life support

3:

johan: met a dumbass today, awful

zack: you looked in a mirror?

johan: one day you will have to answer for your sins and god may not be so merciful

4:

zack: Go big or go home!

mira: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

zack: I'm going big!

5:

sally: are you drinking enough water?

eli: sometimes tears fall in my mouth

6:

samuel: Something’s off.

jake : Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

samuel: No, but that’s funny.

7:

goo, to kouji: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

kouji: proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away

crystal, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call kouji cute or small.

8:

daniel, about jay: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

vasco: Throw rocks at he.

zack: Hot Dogs.

eli: Kill him.

daniel: Thanks guys.

9:

jake: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

samuel: Opposite over hypotenuse.

samuel: Dipshit.

10:

warren, to eli: you can't make everyone like you! you're not sally

sally: w-wait, but not everyone likes me!

warren: who doesn't like you?

sally: w-what

eli: names.

sally: w-

warren: give us their names.

11:

jerry: jake told me to stop worrying and just go get it boy so i'm gonna' go get it boy

jason: go get what?

jerry: i dont know, so i'll just get everything to be safe

12:

goo: we need code names

goo: I’m thinking you all can be sexy beast, marshmallow, record player, beer, and bitch

gun: who’s bitch

goo: who do you think bitch

13:

kouji: send me a pic of you doing the peace sign

crystal: why

kouji: i used you to catfish a sugar daddy

14:

daniel: ok, i get it, you're really stressed out, seven people died-

zack: twelve, actually

daniel: that's not my point. look, theyre dead and whose fault is that?

hudson: yours!

daniel: that's right, nobody's

15:

zack: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

daniel: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

zack: Three of us saw it, daniel. How do you explain that?

daniel: points at jake Sleep deprivation. points at johan Paranoia. points at samuel Delusional personality disorder.

[cheesysoup-arlo]

Cady’s Cousin (pt.2)

(pt. 1)/(pt. 3)/(pt. 4)

A/N: sorry this is mostly like “texting” also the relationship/couples I have in here are (karen and gretchen), (cady and regina), later I’ll add (janis and reader) and maybe (aaron and kevin g) idk maybe lol I won’t be tagging the ships since they’re not the main ship I hope y’all liked this lol

(Sunday 8:30pm)

*Cady created a group chat*

Cads 🦁: hey guys I made this group chat so (Y/N) can get to know you guys, you guys can get to know them, and just for fun 👍

???(1): aw Cady that’s so sweet, this is Aaron by the way lol

(Y/N): can everyone send their name please 🙏

???(2): karen 💕

???(3): Beyoncé

???(4): that’s Damian ^, this is janis 👾

Damian🌟: janis you’re no fun this is homophobia

Janis👾: yeah I hate the gays 🙄

karen💕: ??? u hat me 😞

Janis👾: no not you karen just Damian

karen💕: o okie 😽

???(5): the hottest bitch you’ll meet

(Y/N): hi Regina

Cads🦁: Y/N!!!

(Y/N): cads chill I know she’s off limits

Regina👛: aw baby you’re so cute when you’re jealous

Janis👾: barf 🤮

(Y/N): 😭😭😭

(Y/N): wait where’s Gretchen?

karen💕: sleping 😴

Damian🌟: Important question! Y/n are you one of them queers?

(Y/N): I would be offended if you thought I wasn’t

*damian has named group chat “fruit loops”*

Janis👾: I-

(Y/N): oh that’s-

Damian🌟: OK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE GAY BLACK MAN IM A MINORITY HERE

Regina👛: how’s everyone feeling about school tomorrow? I’m kind of excited mostly because the school cheese fries just hit different yk?

Cads🦁: I’m excited too but for classes I picked an extra math class this year

(Y/N): ha nerd 🤓

(Y/N): I’m nervous lol but at least I have you guys

Janis👾: I’m not excited I hate school it keeps me from doing more important things

(Y/N): like what?

Janis👾: sleeping

Damian🌟: I’m excited I decided that I’m gonna take the new senior only theater class which is a little out of my comfort zone but I’ll manage

Aaron🧍‍♂️: I was supposed to be graduated last year so I’m not excited at all

(Y/N): YOU GOT HELD BACK?!?! WHAT?!?!

Aaron🧍‍♂️: yeah I failed English and history so I couldn’t graduate

Cads🦁: it’s ok Aaron now you get to be with us for another year 😊

(Sunday 11:50pm) fruit loops

(Y/N): guys I can’t sleep

Janis👾: same I’ve been lying very still and it’s not working

Damian🌟: janis did you take the melatonin I gave you?

Janis👾: yeah but it’s not working 😔

Damian🌟: welp that’s a you problem then

(Monday 2:30am) fruit loops

(Y/N): do you think I can fit 40 mini marshmallows in my mouth?

Janis👾: oh absolutely

(Y/N): omg ur still awake too?

Janis👾: yeah lol

(Y/N): I just put 35 mini marshmallows in my mouth idk if I can fit more

Janis👾: if you fit all 40 I’ll give you 5 bucks

(Y/N): challenge accepted

(Monday 2:37am) fruit loops

(Y/N): I fit all 40 and almost choked lmao

Janis👾: lmao nice your $5 will be given at school

(Y/N): yippieeee

(Y/N): dude I literally can’t sleep

Janis👾: wanna call? That’s what me and Damian used to do before he got a good sleep schedule lmao

(Y/N): um sure me and my friend back home used to do that too

*incoming call from Janis👾*

“Hi” you whispered suddenly feeling a little more tired with her company even if it was only over the phone “hey” janis said with a small yawn “nice shirt” you say seeing her Lego movie shirt “oh um thanks” she says with a laugh “so what’s up?” “Let’s take turns asking each other questions until we fall asleep” you say with a little yawn “hmm ok favorite color?” She asks you “ooo definitely (your favorite color), how about you?” “Hmm either green or purple” “ooo good choice, hmm hobbies?” “I sing and write a little but I guess art even though I don’t consider it a hobby it’s more of a lifestyle” “art? Can I see some?” “Yeah sure I’ll show you some stuff tomorrow” you both yawn “shit it’s 3 am” janis sighs “fuck” you chuckle sleepy “um I’m getting tired” janis says with a tired laugh “me too” you say starting to close your eyes “good night (y/n)” “good night Janis” you say with a yawn falling asleep as she hangs up

Monday 5:30am

“Pst…(y/n)? You gotta wake up” your cousin said lightly shaking you “ugh five more minutes” you mumbled “no come on up you gotta get ready” she insisted, you got up against your body begging to go back to sleep “good morning sleepy head” Cady said with an enthusiastic smile “cads what time is it?” “5:33” “doesn’t school start at like 8:30?” “No it starts at 8 and I wanted to make sure you had enough time to get ready and have breakfast, breakfast is very important” “uh huh…mm thanks cads” you say with a yawn deciding to get up and look through your clothes “meet me in my room when you’re done getting dressed, ok?” Cady said “um ok?” You said grabbing your favorite jeans and shirt then going to look for your jacket as your cousin left

(Monday 5:40 am) fruit loops

Gretchen🌷: good morning everyone soooo so sorry for not texting yesterday I went to bed early

Regina👛: it’s ok Gretch don’t worry about it

Regina👛: also damn I think Janis and (y/n) our new insomniac duo

(Y/N): unfortunately yes I’m so fucking tired also good morning Gretchen

Aaron🧍‍♂️: why are you guys up so early it’s not even six yet? I literally woke up because of all the buzzing

(Y/N): cads woke me up :(

Regina👛: my skincare and makeup routine take like and hour

Gretchen🌷: I like mornings ☀️

You finished getting ready and headed over to Cady’s room like she asked you to. “What’s up cads?” “Eee (y/n) ok so first of all how are you feeling about your first day” “a little nervous and tired I only got like 2 and a half hours of sleep” “oh goodness (y/n) why didn’t you sleep sooner?”cady says concerned “Because I wasn’t tired?” You half joked. Cady hands you a paper. “That’s a map of the school the way Janis sees it she gave it to me on my first day I feel like it could be helpful for you” “oh um wow thanks cads” you say giving her a half hug. Your aunt knocks on Cady’s open door “hey girls good morning” “good morning mom” Cady says enthusiastically, you yawn “morning” you say with a small smile “I’ve got to head to work but I’m assuming you girls have a ride?” “Yeah Aaron’s gonna pick us up I think?” Cady answers “alright I love you two, be on your best behavior and call me or text me if you need me” your aunt says as she leaves “bye” you and Cady say at the same time. You head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal

(Monday 6:40am) fruit loops

Regina👛: my mom is doing a coffee run what does everyone want?

Damian🌟: iced coffee, oat milk, vanilla

Gretchen🌷: just the usual for me and Karen

Janis👾: iced coffee, oat milk, lavender

(Y/N): um (your coffee order) please

Cads🦁: can you just get me a tea?

Regina👛: yeah of course I’ll get your favorite

Aaron🧍‍♂️: regular coffee, cream and sugar please

Regina👛: ok also who’s picking up who today? I can get Karen and Gretchen as usual

Aaron🧍‍♂️: my mom said I don’t have car privileges this week so I can’t give anyone a ride

Damian🌟: I can get janis for sure but if anyone else needs a ride I can get them too

Cads🦁: can you give (Y/N) and I a ride please we’re ready whenever you are 👍

Damian🌟: yeah I’ll be over in 10 then we’ll go get Janis because I know she’s not ready yet

Janis👾: I would be offended but it’s true

Regina👛: alright meet at our usual spot?

Aaron🧍‍♂️: 👍

Damian🌟: sounds good see y’all soon

[daetko]

mutual headcanons . . .

talia note ; you guys … i wrote this at 4am so this is 100% half yapping but my mutuals on twt did this for me and i was like. omg . tumblr oomfs ur next. also math is kicking my ass so im bringing up multiplication hcs for everyone

@miyamoratsumuu — top of the class & class pres/have some major rule in school. you probably have a really cute smile like the one where ur lips don’t shut fully there’s like space that shows ur teeth a lil & i hc u have chest length hair too ,, you REALLY love youtube video essays probably, lego enjoyer & u 101% like/d kpop, i can see u liking nct and cravity so vividly,,, you also carry chapstick around with you everywhere though you don’t need it but u always end up finishing it somerhow. you’re OKAY at multiplication like you’re not the best but 100% not the worst. Biochem have to be ur favorite subjects (after art) i refuse to believe otherwise. u LOVE white shirts, u dress so nice and have those shirts w the little girl drawings on them, u also are somehow SOMEHOW the type of kid to fake cough infront of a smoking stranger to make them feel bad. squint & you’ll see the vision i’m implying n you 100% have perspective glasses ur supposed to wear but u never wear them, & lastly you have a tiktok account with you lip syncing

@rueclfer — ouhhhh rue i hc ur such a smartass at school like no one expects it but u get SUCH GREAT grades holy shit also ur a SMOKER. Oomf smokes (possibly weed and very rarely cigs) smoker. or u own atleast two dispos trust i know. also you really liked the tooth fairy as a kid and somehow she disappointed you and that’s where ur villain arc started . Atleast 3 dead pet fishes. u also really like zootopia. also probably tried getting into kpop at some point and failed miserably… you are willing to defend cheese sandwiches with your life too. human multiplication machine somehow, or really bad at it. you owe atleast 2 pairs of jorts & those baggy brown/black colored overly comfy oversized jackets that have these little doodles / stars on them & wire headphones, atleast 2 ear piercings and a septum , your screen time is 50% pinterest or twittwe

@loveriotss — lighting mcqueen defender ( i think u probably wanted the car bed / had it at some point) & car enjoyer … you’d love f1 . you watch sam and colby religiously (same) and u LOVEEEE old katy perry songs. u had a marshmallow / selena gomez phase in middle school & you used to have braces in elementary/middle school. you’re either ginger or a really light brown haired person, if u say black or dark brown i will actually be surprised. your aura color is 100% green with a hint of purple (i don’t know much about this but u just give that vibe) you play sims 4 too and really REALLY enjoy lasagna & multiplication (though you’re not the best at it). you’re also like REALLY scared of sneaking your phone in to school (let’s say it’s not allowed) and you were brave enough to do that for once and boom it’s like a cr4ck addiction you can’t stop bringing it to school w u until one day u get caught and they call your mum to school ,,, also u either violate the dress code or dress modestly no inbetween— and did i mention u have SO MANY racer jackets holy shit even if it’s those basic bershka ones

@poetlus / @lunatiqez — mina ashido and bokuto kotaro if they had a fusion of both of their personalities. oomf you LOVE LOOOVEE dresses so much like i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s half ur closet & u also have a bookshelf in your room probably with so many books you haven’t touched since u bought. probably got a scooter for christmas at some point. one of your many pillows on your bed probably has a floral print & your room is BIG LIKE HUGE there’s so much space left despite your huge ass closet. u probably own merch of stuff you USED to like and don’t anymore ,, you also enjoy ramen from restaurants like no tomorrow & you stick ur tongue out at every minor inconvenience (twin ). you also cannot do multiplication, you really hate math but you like to write in the notebook. you’re BLONDE. that’s BLONDE OOMF. or atleast light brunette. you’re like 5”4 too shit maybe 5”3 aswell.. you also LOVE raves and parties & u can fuck up cake like a n expert especially vanilla & red velvet cake . Rip liv you would’ve loved dress to impress

@sepptember — ok so first of all you LOVE shrimp. and i mean LOVE LOVE and you’re okay w other seafood. u also like to add thinly sliced carrot to ramen which is actually goated btw and you’d k1ll someone if a bowl of katsu curry was on the line,, your fav subject is PROBABLY science ,, perhaps geology? maybe? i feel like you have too many stuffed animals and you probably collect those glass drinks lids too, you had a monster energy drink phase & kinned hitoka yachi at some point. you update your letterboxed multiple times a week & you do NOT play about true crime podcasts. bro, please, im begging you to get out your room and see your family. also i think u have a rlly nice room … like it’s either rlly acubi-ish or brown green & some dark colors and veins hanging from the ceiling, both ways aesthetically pleasing to look at !!!! multiplication goat btw

ib this tweet

[spiel-mit-mir-ein-spiel]

Feeling B~Punk im Osten pt 13.

Warnings'; none

''Babe, will you come with me?'' Paul said grabbing you hand. ''Yes ofcourse, what's up?'' you said to him smiling when you walked away while holding hands with Paul. ''Before we're heading back home, i need to tell you something important'' he said and he stopped walking and grabbed his wallet while pulling a little photo out of it. He gave it to you and you took it. It was a photo of a babyboy and he had features of Paul. You mouth fell open. '' Babe, this is your son, isn't it?'' you said looking at Paul. He smiled and nodded. ''That's my beautfull Emil'' The way Paul look at the photo of his son warmed your heart. You could tell he was proud of his little boy. '' Babe, that's so wonderfull. He is beautifull'' you said while cupping Paul's face and kissing his lips softly. '' He is, i'm glad you react like this because if we will build a future together , Emil will be apart of it'' You smiled. '' Ofcourse, i understand Paul. I will love to meet Emil when you think the time is right'' Paul wrapped his arms around you and hugged. '' I would love for you to meet Emil. When we are home, i will talk to Yvonne, his mother'' You nodded and hugged him back. '' Daddy Paul, i like that'' You wiggled your eyebrows when you walked back and Paul snorted. '' Idiot'' he replied and you laughed. ''That's why we fit so well together'' you grinned and Paul wrapped his arm around you while walking back to the others.

''Where were you? You promised to be the chef of the BBQ tonight!'' Laura yelled jokely and you grinned. ''Well, i'm here now so give me the goddamn thongs'' you smiled and put the meat on the BBQ. The vibe was good, everybody was having fun and you looked at the group with a smile. When your gaze landed on Paul, you kept staring at him. He was talking with Aljoscha and Flake. He looked so beatifull with his short blonde hair and the fact he was a father made you loved him even more. You didn't knew why but it made you feel secur about your future together. ''Hellooo?? Earth to Y/N'' Nathalie laughed and you blinked your eyes. '"What?'' she said and Aljoscha start laughing. ''You were staring at your man again, creep'' he said jokely and you stuck out your tongue. ''What are your plans when you are home?'' Laura and Aljoscha are moving in together so you can't beat that'' she laughed and you smiled. '' Omg guys, congratz!!'' you smiled and they nodded thankfully. ''Well, when we get home, i will first call my friend Lily. She plays the bass and maybe she will join our band'' You said and Laura smiled. '' That would be awesome!'' she cheered and you laughed. 'Then i will finish my last trimester at beauty school and i'll hope we can finish our album finally and last but not least, meeting a very special little boy'' you smiled from ear to ear and Paul smiled sweetly to you. ''Emil?'' Flake said and Paul nodded. '' Who is Emil?'' Nathalie asked while looking at Paul. ''Emil is my son'' he replied and Nathalie looked surprised. '' Omg , that is so cool! you're a father!'' she yelled out and Flake laughed. ''So cute!'' Laura said and Aljoscha smirked. '' Is it like a thing when dad's are suddenly hot or something?'' he asked surprised and you laughed. '' The fact he is a Daddy'' you said wiggling your eyebrows and Nathalie burst out in laughter. '' Please don't say that again'' Flake looked at you with disgust and you grinned while getting the hamburgers on the plates. You handed the plates out and the last one you gave to Paul. '' Here you go Daddy'' you said jokely and Flake sighed. '' Sometimes you annoy the shit out of me'' Flake laughed and you smirked. '' Whatever. you adore me'' you said smirking while winking to Paul.

When you were all done eating, you sat down by the fire roasting marshmallows. ''Guys , i want to say something'' you said and they all looked at you. '' I want to thank you all for these amazing two weeks. I had a blast and i'm really gratefull we made new friends and found old ones'' you said while winking to Flake. '' I agree!'' Nathalie said and Laura nodded. ''To new friends! and lovers'' Aljoscha said and you all cheered.

After a while you wished everybody good night and went to your bed. It were an eventfull few days and you were drained. When you lay down you pulled the covers over you and sighed in relief. When you almost fell asleep, you heard Paul coming into the truck and closing the doors behind him. ''Are you awake?'' he wispered softly and you turned around. ''Barely'' you grinned and looked at Paul who quickly undressed and crawled under de sheets with you. He pulled you close and when you lay your head on his chest. The beating of his heart made you relax and made you fell asleep. Paul kissed your head and went to sleep aswell.

[emizzzleblur]

I asked my friend her opinion of the 2023 f1 drivers:

apologies for the very long post but there are 20 of these bitches and I’m not doing a part 2 so hope you enjoy her unhinged thoughts <3

MAX:

I love Max I don’t care abt his racing like I don’t care abt anyones racing to be fair

I think I used to hate his guts in the beginning which is a true testament to our relationship being the strongest

I want to put him in a ball like a hamster and let him run across my kitchen floor

CHECOOOOOO:

I love Checo sm like i would gladly be a home wrecker if he gave me half a chance

He seems like if we met irl he probably wouldn’t like me but that’s ok I like him 🫶🏻

Charles:

Charles is just dumb and I’m kinda indifferent abt him because I feel like our brains work at the same frequency

Like we cancel each other out because we’re both from the south of france and we’re both bimbos

CARLOS:

CARLOSSSSSSSS

I don’t Even have to say anything we already know I’m obsessed with him like he’s def top 3 for me probably top 2 now that Nicky is gone I adore him sm

Lewis:

Im also indifferent abt Lewis i don’t hate him as much as I used to but I think we could talk abt fashion

George:

My opinion is exactly the same

I hate him with a passion and I would straight up LOVE TO FIGHT HIM but I wanna fuck him so bad it makes me look stupid

Lando:

I like Lando he’s so cute in the way where if I pinched him he’d probably make a noise like the pillsbury dough boy

He needs to stop calling himself daddy tho he’s not fooling anyone

I would rly enjoy pushing him into a shrub to bully him and watch him struggle to get up

Oscar:

I’m indifferent abt Oscar but his lack of personality makes me giggle

He reminds me of a saltine cracker or like pretzels

VAL:

MY DADDDYYYYYY!! I love Val with my whole heart he’s actually the best he’s so unbothered and just enjoying himself he’s the king fr

Zhou:

He’s an actual NPC I don’t think I’ve ever even acknowledged his existence outside of that one pic of him and Fleep like legitimately who is this man

Pierre:

I hate him but like in a way where I don’t ACTUALLY hate him like if he was drowning I’d probably throw him a life preserver

but am I the reason he’s drowning in the first place? Probably

ESTEBAN:

idk I’ve got a soft spot for esteban maybe it’s because we both struggle to say squirrel

He’s cute if he wasn’t French I’d fuck him (maybe if I’m drunk enough to forget he’s French)

YUUUKKKIIIII:

I don’t know when or why this happened but I am so in love w Yuki like he’s in my top 3

he’s so adorable and rly grew on me

I’d like to give him a marshmallow and a little kiss on the forehead

Nyck:

I don’t dislike Nyck but I don’t like him either

I’m indifferent he’s just kinda there but I will think about that video of him exercising for the rest of my life (dis)respectfully

KEVIN:

I rly like Kevin idk why

I don’t know much about him but he’s funny and he seems nice and kinda just chill idk he exists and he’s cool

Nico:

I know nothing about Nico and I don’t like him

I don’t know why I have a hate campaign against him but his face gets on my nerves and that’s good enough reason for me

Lance:

…I don’t wanna say it but he’s growing on me emmie like this is the worst possible outcome but I can’t stop it

Fernando

I do not like Fernando but as i said Before hes Fun like It’s fun to watch the world burn but I don’t like the bitch that threw the match

ALEX:

I love Alex he’s cute and he seems nice and his blonde hair rly fucks

I’d like to meet his cats we could be besties I’d kiss his cheek and pat his head

LOGAN:

I want him to fuck my brains out and honestly, that’s the only opinion I have on him like I have no other thoughts

[br1ghtestlight]

OMG this episode was so fun!!! i feel like it'll be a lot of fun to rewatch casually and any gretchen episode is amazing obviously

was NOT expecting the subplot about bob's hemorrhoid surgery but somehow it worked LMAO??? and i knew immediately that he was lying about his hemorrhoid being gone bcuz he was scared of the needle. i can read these characters waayyy too easily no surprises for me

gretchen calling her sister her youngest/baby sister makes me think she DOES have another sister who already got married which makes sense

I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED WHEN TEDDY APPEARED we've had like two episodes without him but i reacted like an energetic dog seeing their owner for the first time in weeks after they went on vacation. TEDDY IS THERE teddy my beloved 😁‼️‼️ also any interaction between him and gretchen is hilarious knowing they have the same voice actor and its just him riffing w/ himself in the studio

tina forcing louise and gene to play that boardgame had NO REASON to be that funny maybe its just bcuz i spent a lot of time doing puzzles and board games with my siblings but it was too real.... her saying she's in charge so theyre doing what SHE wants 😭😭

we got to see nat AND jen AND jen's hot cousin dave not to mention gretchen and gayle. love how many secondary characters they're bringing back this season after the Drought that was season 13 and as soon as they mentioned pickles was closed i was like "well jen's hot cousin dave works there right" and three seconds later they mentioned him. knowing deep bob's burgers lore has its perks i guess??

kinda disappointed they didn't mention that bob HAS driven the limo before in the road trip episode after nat was crying abt her girlfriend and everybody else was asleep like he knows how to drive it and we KNOW he does </3 and its cute that gretchen knows nat is linda's friend tbh i just love that. nat is her friend and she talks abt her to other people!! theyrr friends they're pals *starts sobbing and crying*

well at least gayle seems to be getting along with ms baker LMAO

bob trying to talk to hot male strippers on the phone oh he's hopeless 😭😭😭💔

"i think he's pretty hot" ??? what did bob mean by this

they should call the transgender sex workers from season one and ask if they could help out. marshmallow could fix this situation i know she could

"okay. i have a proposal as your babysitter. we stop playing the game, get the ladder, go into the attic, drop down into the crawl space and watch the stripper party through the vent in the restaurant" WHAT IS TINA'S PROBLEM IN THIS EPISODE 😭😭⁉️ all this bcuz she cant admit to her siblings that she isn't having fun playing the stupid board game. unhinged (ALSO CRAWL SPACE MENTION huge moment for people who watched s1ep2 earlier today <- me)

THERE'S MORE CRYING AT THIS STRIP CLUB THAN I EXPECTED DJDKSBJSHDHS

gretchen: you don't get it linda!! you're always the perfect older sister!!!

linda: i mean... im not

gayle: definitely not

linda: OKAY gayle.

gayle: she makes A LOT of mistakes. you know one time she tried to sleep with my husband

linda: no gayle that was you. MY husband and you. bob.

bob: that's true

sorry i just thought that throwback was really funny FJDMDJDKKSS when will dr yap return home from the war (he is an actual psychopath)

"big sisters are allowed to make mistakes too. we're not perfect. otherwise how do little sisters know its okay NOT to be perfect" gene and louise looking at tina right now like 👀���

"oh THATS what you've been doing for me. thank you" "you're welcome :)" LMAOOO

not the point of this episode but now im just thinking abt tina someday throwing a bachlorette party for louise 😭😭💕 not that i think louise would want a bachlorette party or even want to get married but i dont think that would stop tina

this is reminding me of a fanfic i read where fischoeder was afraid of needles and bob went with him and held his hand because he was scared :(( bob and linda are so cute even when its butt hemorrhoid surgery

[flutteringfable]

yuzuya’s krbk summer series is so cute that i just had to write this for kento and his bfs. just a silly fluffy drabble, enjoy ^^

the fire crackled softly as kento settled onto the sofa. he had changed clothes hours ago, but hadn’t bothered to dry his hair, so he had a towel draped around his shoulders like a cape. kirishima grinned over at him, passing him a stick and a marshmallow.

“here you go,” he chirped.

“took you long enough,” bakugou added, huffing. “if you had taken any longer, i think stupid hair here would have eaten the whole bag.”

kirishima pouted. “i would not! i could never deprive our lovely boyfriend from his share of s’mores!”

“uh huh.” bakugou sounded unconvinced. “well, whatever. he’s here now.”

kento smiled as he held his marshmallow over the flames. “you two are adorable,” he mumbled, idly turning the stick in his hand to toast the marshmallow evenly. “i dunno what stars aligned or what gods i pleased to be lucky enough to have both of you, but i wouldn’t trade it for the world.”

“aww! that’s so sweet, kento,” kirishima cooed. “i wouldn’t trade you two for the world, either.”

bakugou snorted. “you two are a couple’a saps, you know that? … but i guess i like being stuck with the both of you, too.”

kento smiled, raising his marshmallow and studying it for a moment before humming softly in approval. he bit into it, sighing contentedly.

“not gonna make a s’more?” kirishima asked, chuckling.

kento shook his head. “nah, i like just eating the marshmallows.”

“you’re such a dork,” bakugou rolled his eyes, turning sideways in his place next to kirishima to prop his legs up in the redhead’s lap. “it’s a good thing i love you so much, mutt.”

“love you too, kitty kat,” kento retorted.

“ugh, i told you to stop calling me that,” bakugou grumbled.

kento grinned. “and i told you that i would only stop if you stopped calling me mutt.”

“… touchè.”

kento chuckled and reached over to get another marshmallow. he shifted, settling comfortably against kirishima’s shoulder before holding the new marshmallow over the fire. the three sat in peaceful silence, occasionally making a s’more or roasting another marshmallow to eat.

after a while, the fire began to dim, and bakugou and kento were pressed up against either side of kirishima.

“you two wanna head in for the night?” kirishima asked, reaching up to pat bakugou’s head.

“mhm…” bakugou replied.

kento smiled softly and drowsily sat up to stretch. he looked down at bakugou for a moment before leaning over to kiss his forehead.

“you’re so cute when you’re sleepy,” he remarked.

bakugou let out a halfhearted huff. “‘m not cute.”

“you are,” kirishima chimed in. “you get so snuggly when you’re tired, kats, it’s adorable.”

“shut up…”

his protests were met with only gentle kisses, and eventually he sighed and gave in.

“whatever. if you two think i’m cute, i guess it’s not the end of the world. now, let’s go to bed; it’s super late.”

kento glanced at his phone with a knowing smile. “it’s only 9:30, but sure. to be fair, i would’ve probably fallen asleep if kiri hadn’t said anything.”

“i wouldn’t have minded,” kirishima beamed. “i can carry both of you at the same time!”

bakugou snorted. “yeah? mmh, carry me to bed then. ‘m too tired to get up, and you’re warm.”

kirishima grinned and stood up, scooping up bakugou in the process. he held the other close, pressing a kiss to bakugou’s cheek.

“you’re so spoiled, kats,” kento teased.

bakugou chuckled tiredly. “you’re just jealous you’re not getting carried to bed,” he retorted.

“nah, i’m alright,” kento replied. “i’m gonna put the fire out, you two can go ahead.”

he kissed both of his boyfriends before doing as he said he would. he closed the marshmallows and crackers, and gathered them up to take inside. once the fire was completely out, kento took the food inside to the kitchen, and then headed upstairs.

as he made his way upstairs, kento could feel his exhaustion really setting in, and when he reached the bedroom, he fought the urge to immediately flop down. he gazed lovingly at his boyfriends, who were curled up underneath the blankets. bakugou was already asleep, it seemed, and kirishima was lovingly stroking his hair.

“which side do you want me on?” kento asked softly, slipping off his shoes and changing into his pajamas.

kirishima mused for a moment before replying, “you can lay on katsuki’s other side.”

kento nodded, pulling a tshirt over his head and yawning. “mmh, okay.”

he sauntered over to the bed and eased into place behind bakugou. he reached over to put his arm over both of his boyfriends, and sighed.

“this weekend has been fun,” kento mumbled, nuzzling into bakugou’s soft hair. “i like having time to just… hang out with both of you. i know we live together and everything, but it feels like we barely have time to relax with work.”

“mhm,” kirishima agreed. “we should make time to go on adventures more often.”

kento nodded. “yeah.”

he yawned again, and chuckled softly. kirishima kissed kento’s forehead and nose before settling back into place.

“alright, let’s get some sleep,” he mumbled, gazing sleepily at kento.

“mhm, okay…” kento replied, shifting a little more to get comfortable before shutting his eyes. “night, eijirou.”

“night, kento. sweet dreams.”

[thegreenmetblue]

Advice for the Sleepover Saturday thing: How you be so cute

DHJDJDKSKKSJSJDKKDKDK 🥺

HOW I BE SO CUTE JDKX 🥺🥺🥺🥺 jdjdkkd pls anon hdjdk m weeeak 🥺💖💖💖 i love ya, im cute bc yall make me cute jdkdkdkkd

[love-strawberry]

i'm happy, isn't that great

summary : in which she's writing love songs and adopting cats with the love of her life.

pairing : harry styles x reader (past), tom holland x reader

warnings : language

author's note : here you go, part iii!!!! hope you all like it!!! <3

tagged : @0oolookitsme @qualitygiantshoepsychic @ellora-brekker

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tomholland2013 we have three cats now and here's how this conversation went

y/n : you know what better than one cat? two cats. and what's better than two cats? three cats :) me : ...

anyways, meet casserole (caz for short), marshmallow and cookie and yes, marshmallow and cookie are lovers 😌

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y/n_ "not good at being friends" out now!!! so so so fucking stoked to release this song, i hope you all like it!!! i would say that the inspiration behind this song is tom but i would be lying, so zendaya, the love of my life, this one is for you <3 ily

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[kz-i-co]

Selfish Desire: Part II

Summary: you tried to move on from your feelings of Minho but the more you keep your little secret private the more guilt you feel.

Pairing: Minho x f!reader

Genre: angst x fluff

Words: 3.5k

A/N: I was gonna make this one longer, but I figured everyone has waited long enough and deserved the next part by now (even if it's more like a filler) but I've already started the next part so I'm sorry this one is as short as it is.

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Part 1

Don't worry about it (Y/N).....We still have our secrets.

His words still lingered in your mind. You've been avoiding Yeojin's call all day. You couldn't face her. You kissed Minho. Well.....he kissed you, but you didn't stop him.

But you liked him first.

Everything was just unfair. But did you feel bad? Was it wrong that you didn't regret it. Probably.

Okay....maybe you regretted it a little. Does that make you a bad person?

You groaned as you rolled over, not ready to face the day.

"I thought I was the one who is supposed to be hungover." You heard a random knock on your door followed by a voice.

You leaned over seeing Yeojin in the flesh. You instantly panicked. "What are you doing here."

"Both you and Minho are avoiding my call yet you two were the sober ones. Should I know something?" She started causing you to gulp nervously. "Did I say something I wasn't suppose to?"

You felt relief. "No, of course not. I was drinking to."

"But not as much as me." She giggled sitting on your bed. "I'm sorry the night was a disaster."

"You don't need to set me up with Minhos friend to make things less uncomfortable."

"I know, I'm sorry. Jisung is not your type either. But he's really cute so I thought maybe it was worth a try." She shrugged.

"Oh no, he's very nice. But I'm not really looking for anyone right now."

"Don't you think you've been holding long enough. You're almost done with school - it's time to start putting yourself out there......and I can be your wing man- um.....wing woman?...."

"No no no." You immediately shook your head. "If im gonna meet someone I will, let faith work it's magic."

"Faith is my middle name!!!"

"Please shut up." You laid back down throwing the pillow over your face.

This whole thing was unfair.

"Okay fine. But let's do something. Let's go see a movie or bowling or....."

"Yeojin, no offense but can I have one day of peace before I start diving back into my old life here."

"Fine fine fine. But I will be back here first thing in the morning." She walked towards the door. "Plus I need to talk wedding ideas with my maid of honor." The smile grew bigger and more fake as you tried to hold back your tears from the reminder.

She finally shut the door but quickly poked her head back through. "Also, you need to practice your Korean.....you almost sound like a foreigner."

You rolled your eyes as she laughed closing the door again. You were devastated enough her and Minho were a couple but you completely forgot they were engaged as well. Let this nightmare end!

....

You had a spoon full of ice cream in your mouth as you balanced to grab a soda in one hand and a bag of marshmallows in the other. You weren't stress eating - definitely not.

You felt something slipping as you couldn't handle the arm space. You quickly held your knee up to grab the ice cream ready to fix your balance until the doorbell rang, startling the marshmallows right out of your grasp.

You put down the ice cream and soda and walked over the marshmallows to make your way to the door. "I told you Yeojin. Peace!"

"I'm sorry to bother you." You didn't expect him to be on the other side of the door.

"What are you doing here?" You stared at Minho as he looked just as guilty as you.

"I think we need to talk." You were speechless. "Can I come in?" He stepped closer causing your heart to beat faster than it already was.

"Does Yeojin know you're here?" You asked as you led him farther into your house.

"What do you think?" He pursed his lips.

"What if she shows up again. I don't want to complicate things farther." You shook your head.

"You're not the only one complicating things.....last night was more my fault than it was yours." He shrugged.

"Let's just pretend it didn't happen. She'll never forgive us if she finds out." You combed your fingers through your hair.

"We can't just ignore your feelings (Y/N)."

"I was drunk- I said a lot of nonsense."

"Doesn't mean it isn't true."

You sighed wishing you never said anything. "I'll be fine."

He gave you that look again. Like he knew you better than you knew yourself. Broken.

"I just want my best friends to be happy."

"Well, I'm not happy knowing you feel like this."

"Minho.....it's too late. I'll learn to live with it. It's just gonna take time."

"Please." You begged.

"Okay. I just want you to be honest with me. We'll pretend it didn't happen." You can see the pain in his expression.

"You guys don't need to worry about me. I still love you both like nothings changed." You continued. "Now, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told her. I need a days peace. Please be going." You held the door open causing him to crack a smile.

"I'll talk to you later though."

"Sure." You smiled.

You can do this. Just take a deep breath.

»Outgoing text :: To Yeojin :: 5:21p.m. What's Jisung's number?

»Incoming text :: From Yeojin :: 5:23p.m. Ummm excuse me???!!??!!

»Outgoing text :: To Yeojin :: 5:24p.m. Im gonna give him another try.....I thought about what you said:)

»Incoming text :: From Yeojin :: 5:25p.m. 83!;$;$28&;!:!

»Incoming text :: From Yeojin :: 5:25p.m. Double? Tomorrow night?

»Outgoing text :: To Yeojin :: 5:27p.m. Sure:) Take the lead

You can't believe you were actually doing this but you needed to move on and Minho needed to forget your feelings for him.

»Incoming text :: From Yeojin :: 5:27p.m. Can't wait! And I promise I won't get drunk this time.

»Outgoing text :: To Yeojin :: 5:28p.m. You won't but I might Lol :D

»Incoming text :: From Yeojin :: 5:28p.m. Oh stop Jisung is great *trying to say with a straight face* >.<

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"The fair?"

"Not just the fair, the boardwalk.....I know it's perfect. Play games and rides."

"We meeting the guys there?"

"Yeah. I wanted to ask you something?" She began causing your stomach to turn once again.

"Obviously, me, you and Minho have been best friends since we were little and I know it's still weird for you and trust me I get it but being in a relationship feels so much different than when we were friends. Like I love him but I don't know how to express those feelings......basically what I'm saying is maybe you can help me with my wedding vows. You know how to write so much better than me and I don't know how to put my feelings onto paper."

"I don't feel like I should help you with this." You quickly stated.

"Please. I need it to be perfect." She begged.

"Let's talk about this later okay." You gave a sweet smile.

"Okay. I'm just so not ready for this wedding. There is still so much to do." She sighed. "Sorry, I'm gonna turn into such a bridezilla....I know it."

"I'm sure you won't."

"Hey look. The guys are right there."

Yeojin pulled into the closest parking spot and you met up with the guys.

You avoided contact with Minho. If things weren't weird before they we're definitely now.

You glanced with a simple smile and adverted your eyes to Jisung. He was definitely more handsome than the first time you saw him - especially now that your mind was set on him and only him. Minho needed to leave your mind.

"You ladies look lovely." Jisung said. Wasn't he charming.

"Thank you." Yeojin smiled causing him to arch his eyebrows but glanced you a smiled.

"Nice to see you again." Jisung grabbed your hand as you both were the first to enter through the gate.

He was definitely being more forward than the other night. Maybe Yeojin said something?

"Let's play something." Yeojin suggested first.

"I'm gonna win my date that big monstrous teddy bear." Jisung was quick to run up to the counter.

"Umm.....excuse me buddy. (Y/N) likes penguins." She snatched the money right out of his hand. "You'll never get it anyway."

"Give me my money back."

"Not if you're gonna be an idiot-"

"They really always fight like this don't they." You laughed at the two as you and Minho watched from behind.

"All the time. That's why I'm glad you're back. Sometimes I feel like I'm the third wheel." He smiled.

"Han Jisung! I will kill you." She hit him but more on the playful side.

"OW- Lee Know, control your girl."

You looked at the worker in amusement as he even looked fed up with their shit.

"I'm happy with the teddy bear." You snuck up to Jisungs side causing him to blush.

"See!!!! I told you."

"(Y/N) tell him what you really want." She rolled her eyes. "I doubt you'll get it. Have you seen him play games."

You shook your head 'no'.

"Amazing." He spoke with confidence.

He played the game causing both Minho and Yeojin to laugh in amusement. It wasn't enough to win the so called big monstrous teddy bear but it was enough to win a medium size koala.

He was quick to give you the prize and you immediately cuddled it. "I like this better."

He smiled more with redness to his cheeks. You glanced at Minho for a quick second seeing him look down at his phone, avoiding the situation.

Was he okay?

"Minho, can you win me something?" Yeojin tugged on his arm.

"There isn't prizes small enough, sorry." Jisung gloated causing Minho to glare in response.

"Shut up Jisung. You got lucky." Yeojin defended.

But sure enough Minho was able to win the big monstrous prize causing him to cheer in excitement being his old self.

Jisung's face was full of annoyance as the couple gloated over their big prize. You grabbed his arm reassuring him it was okay.

"How am I suppose to carry that around though?"

"Are you ever happy about anything?" Jisung responded and she was quick to glare.

"We can carry it to the car." Minho suggested.

"Okay. We'll meet up with you guys in a bit." Yeojin spoke and they went on their way.

"Who needs them." He spine causing you to laugh.

...

You knew one thing for sure, Jisung was fun to be around. He had you laughing your cheeks started hurting.

"You weren't kidding. You're nasty at bumper cars." He said as he led you off the ride.

"Well, you totally smoked me at ring toss." You laughed back.

"So what now." You began.

"Farris wheel?" Jisung suggested as the ride became your nearest view point. You lost Minho and Yeojin by this point and figured you would bump into them again later.

"Sure." You smiled and made your way over. The line was barely a problem causing you to get on the ride immediately.

"I'm not gonna lie. I'm a bit scared of heights." You said after they closed the door.

"You want to get off?"

"No it's okay." You grabbed the bar tighter as it began moving up. "It's slow so it's not that bad."

"Well to be honest with you. I'm not a fan of rides either." He laughed.

"Wow something in common already." You laughed back.

"Here." He wrapped his left arm around your shoulder squeezing you into him tighter.

The gesture caused you butterflies, but you couldn't tell if they were good or bad yet. You liked Jisung but he just wasn't Minho. You have been in love with Minho for far too long and it would be hard to move on from that but for the sake of your friendship, you needed to.

"Sorry the other night was so chaotic." He began.

"No worries. It was entertaining."

"But you left early."

"I was just overwhelmed from being back so soon." You lied. "We'll have to do it again for sure."

"So you've really been friends with them your whole life huh?" He asked sweetly.

"Yeah. We were the best of friends since we were little."

"Could you tell Minho and Yeojin had feelings for each other?"

You looked down to hide the distress in your face. "No actually. They've only started after I left for school so..."

He nodded understanding but he could tell you were bothered. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

"That's okay. It's just weird." You smiled. "When I leave, we're all friends and than I come back and they're a couple." You shrugged.

"I can't imagine how you feel." Jisung sympathized with you. "I can tell Minho's acting different since you're back."

"Really? How?" You asked confused.

"I don't know. He seems more distracted."

"Not in a bad way." He continued from the look on your face. "I can tell he's happy that you're back."

"You seem like a really good friend to him." He smiled at your statement. "You guys met in college?"

"Yeah freshman year. I only met Yeojin when they started dating."

"What do you think of her?" You arched your eyebrow in amusement.

"She's umm.....she's nice." He laughed. "She's a little controlling."

"Is it because of the carpet incident."

"Okay- that was partly because she was drunk. She's usually not that bad." He laughed. "Besides that stain wasn't even that big."

"She doesn't think so."

"I'm never allowed to their house again." You both laughed together.

"You can always be my plus one."

"You want to get banned also?"

The ride coming down at the bottom once again bringing you back to reality. You completely forgotten you were even on the ride in the first place. You actually enjoyed talking to Jisung, he was sweet and funny, maybe this whole situation wasn't looking so bad.

You saw Yeojin and Minho waiting for you as you both got off the ride. Yeojin held her cotton candy tightly, smiling like you both just got married, but Minho on the other hand looked remote, almost like he was hiding what he was really feeling. He couldn't be jealous? There's no way.

Yeojin whispered something breaking him from his train of thought, letting a smile form on his lips. He was definitely hiding something.

"How was the ferris wheel?" Yeojin smiled.

"Scary." Jisung admitted but with a smile.

"Don't be such a wuss." She glared at him.

"Hey now, I found out (Y/N) here doesn't like heights either so we are both wuss's." You smiled with him.

"But we talked the whole time so I kinda forgot how high we were."

"That's good because I was trying to keep it together for you."

"Aw how sweet." You laughed again.

"Shall we get some food." Minho chimed breaking your train of thought.

"Yesssss, let's go." Yeojin rushed.

...

"So what do you think? Any spark yet?" Yeojin talked softly to you as you made your way out of the park and the boys were goofing off behind you.

"Well.....it's too early to tell but he's very sweet and funny." You smiled.

"You forgot annoying." She continued playfully.

"What's with you two anyway?"

"He's just a pain in my ass." She continued. "I always felt like I was third wheeling those two." She laughed but quickly lost her smile glancing at you sympathetic.

"It's okay." You smiled but painfully.

"Did I ever tell you what an amazing friend you are." She leaned in grabbing your arm.

Of course that statement alone made you feel even worse about yourself. You were an amazing friend at all. If only she knew. You felt like you had to tell her but maybe not yet.

....

"4 soju's please." Yeojin ordered.

"Maybe you shouldn't." You laughed.

"It's fine (Y/N), only a few won't hurt."

"Okay." You looked at your friend worried and of course a few turned into 6 very quickly.

"I wasn't aware our best friend is an alcoholic." You laughed feeling slightly buzzed but you knew better than to get yourself drunk as you finished off your glass of water. You were afraid what could pour out of your mouth under the influence.

"She really isn't." Minho confessed.

"Maybe she's worried about the wedding." Jisung spoke up taking a sip. He was at the same state as you, leaving Minho officially the only sober one.

"When is that again?" You slipped out, maybe these drinks were making you too relaxed.

"Oh um...-" Minho cleared his throat.

"We haven't....decided yet." Yeojin slurred her words. "We still have......lots to talk about."

"Especially us....(Y/N)." She smiled towards you, her eyes growing heavy.

"Later." You smiled back patting her on the back. "We should get going."

"I'll drive us." Minho got up first.

"I'll take (Y/N) home." Jisung got up as well, helping you to your feet.

"No, you both have been drinking." He was quick to stop you.

"I've had like two drinks." Jisung defended.

"But you're a reckless driver to begin with."

"What....- am not." He argued embarrassed.

"Minho's right. Even the slightest we shouldn't." You cut in.

"But my car." He pouted.

"We'll get it tomorrow." Minho helped Yeojin up.

"Wasn't this so fun guys?" Yeojin smiled smugly.

"It was great." You and Jisung laughed at her drunken state as Minho was shaking his head in the front seat.

Minho pulled up to your house and you grabbed your things getting out. "Thank you Minho for driving us."

"Bye Jisung." You said sweetly before walking up to your front door.

"(Y/N) wait." Jisung caught up behind you.

"I didn't want to say goodbye yet." He said shyly.

"Is that so?" You blushed.

He leaned closer to you, bringing his lips towards yours with a newfound confidence. You let him take control as you worked your lips with his.

He backed away, blushing in the process. He still managed to take your breath away to your surprise. He was completely different than Minho. But did it have an effect on you? You didn't know what to feel - but you were more than willing to try. You need to dig yourself out of this grave you dug yourself and finally move on. It was time.

This wasn't using Jisung right? You just wanted to get over Minho? You couldn't help but feel a little guilt but what other options did you have? Minho wasn't yours to have.

"Um...- goodnight." He was cute.

"Goodnight Jisung." You smiled sweetly closing the door behind you as he went back to Minhos car.

Another day and another night of thoughts eating away at your thought of Minho as you got ready for bed, but the second you feel you can relax with a clear mind; you hear the sudden soft knock coming from your window.

"What are you doing here?" You questioned as soon as you opened your window.

"I can't sleep." There was sadness in his voice.

"Well, try harder." The corner of his lips turned in a sly grin from your answer.

"I just...." He started. "I don't know what to do about-"

You shook your head disappointed. "We can't turn this into something more than it is - we agreed to forget it ever happened - Yeojin deserves better."

"I know." He sighed as he leaned again your window. "Can I come in? This was a lot easier from when we were kids." He slightly chuckled.

You pursed your lips in a soft smile and let him finally enter your room. "I just wanted to say....I'm happy for you and Jisung, he's a good guy."

You couldn't help but feel he was lying to you. He seemed genuine but there was some secret he was holding back, something he couldn't even tell you. He looked around your room. It's been a while since he snuck in here - he thought.

"Thank you, it's for the best." You smiled.

"You're not seeing him just because of me, right?"

"I'm seeing him so I can move on Minho, like I said before....I'll be fine."

"What's the real reason you're here?" You weren't fooled so easily. "You don't want to forget...do you?"

"No." He looked down before continuing. "I have a lot to talk to you about.”

"Well, can this wait - its after midnight."

"No, it can't." He began. "I've liked you for a long time (Y/N)....and I don't know what to do about it."

"You what?"

too be continued....

[bonniebird]

Tyler Lockwood x Fem!Reader x Caroline Forbes

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December event

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You sat slumped on the sofa of the Salvatore house as you waited. You’d woken that morning when Caroline had thrown the bedroom door open, dumped a pile of clothes on your bed and flung the curtains open.

You’d gotten up and dressed into the outfit she’d picked out for you. She said she was going to take the twins ice skating with Tyler. For some reason instead of sleeping in your massive bed with the fire lit all day while it snowed outside. You had to join them.

“There you are, girls! You look so cute in your outfits! (Y/N) look!” Carline called. You glanced their way and gave them a thumbs up. Tyler arrived shortly after and you were all bundled into the car. It took over an hour to get to the skating rink and by the time you got there you were feeling sleepy. The car was warm and you really were just used to sleeping in at this point. You’d been about to complain when Caroline frowned at you in the rearview mirror.

Once you got out onto the ice the ordeal became more enjoyable. The girls whizzed around with Caroline who skated smoothly along. You were a little slower and a little more wobbly. Tyler was skidding all over the place trying to keep up with you while Caroline lapped you both. 

After the girls got fed up and too cold on the ice rink the group moved off to find a small cafe. You ordered a special hot chocolate with extra marshmallows. Excusing yourself to go to the bathroom you left the group as they looked for a table big enough to seat everyone. When you returned you spotted your drink steaming on the table. When you went to sit down you frowned and turned to Tyler who was watching Caroline help one of the girls sit higher at the table.

"Did you just steal the marshmallows from my hot chocolate?" You asked and he frowned.

“Not me.” He muttered. You looked over at the face peeking at you from behind a giant frothy drink. You could see melted marshmallows over her face and a little in her hair.

“Caroline, your offspring are robbing me.” You complained.

“That’s not even the worst thing that’s happened to you today so will you stop complaining and enjoy your expensive hot chocolate?” Caroline said, without looking away from her girls as she checked up on them both before turning her attention to her own drink.

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[reidsnose]

happy campers

overview: the bau goes on a team building camping trip but reader and spencer spend most of their time together

genre: fluff

a/n: ive been kicking myself for not posting in forever but i think this one is pretty cute! please lmk what yall think :)

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the stuffy, eight person suv finally rolled to a stop, the overgrown children that call themselves the bau tumbling out as quickly and gracelessly as possible. Morgan and Reid nearing the end of a 2 and a half minute long slap fight that you happened to be caught directly in the middle of. you looked at jj, pleading to make them stop with her mom powers.

"boys behave or ill ground you both," she sighed, going to help out with taking things out of the trunk.

they immediately stopped, muttering under their breath that the other one started it. but before they could start again, Spencer caught a glance at you. you were taking a deep breath, smiling contently, very clearly happy to get some fresh, forest air. despite being in direct sunlight, your smile was far brighter than anything he'd seen in his whole life.

before he knew it he was being snapped out of his daze and asked to help set up the tents. he was really hoping to have a chance to share a tent with you, like you sometimes had done on cases when hotel rooms were scarce. but he knew that almost everyone wanted a spot in your tent because you're that much fun to be around. Penelope would win, obviously, and he would be paired up with morgan again.

he let out a sigh as he finished up pitching one of the tents, pulling the corner and nailing it into the ground. as he did so, something caught his eye: a pink, round, fat little worm crawled out of the dirt.

his attention was now fully on the worm, ecstatic to see it because he had been reading up on worms for a while. he called morgan and hotch over since they were the closest to him, rambling excitedly all hes learned about them so far. he looked up and could see the disinterest behind their polite smiles. his own smile faltered for a second, until he saw you finishing up pitching a tent.

"im gonna go show y/n. shes gonna love this!" spencer giggled, already walking towards you.

"hey kid i dont know if she-" morgan began.

"reid she might not-" hotch started as well.

but he had already reached you, sticking out his hand and revealing the worm. hotch and morgan looked at each other worriedly, concerned that the tiniest rejection from you, even about something as small as a worm, would tear his heart to pieces.

their faces changed from worry to confusion as they watched a wide grin crack on your face.

"oh! a worm!" you exclaimed gleefully.

they observed as you put your hand out and Spencer dropped the worm in your hand. you watched it wriggle around and would occasionally look up and nod along with his rambling, asking questions and listening intently. hotch and morgan were speechless, knowing full well if they offered a girl they liked a worm, she would not have the same reaction.

you and Spencer started walking back over to the tent, where hotch and morgan tried their best to seem busy. you two were laughing, something about putting the worm back where he found it so it gets home safely. if there was ever any doubt that you and Spencer would be the perfect couple, its completely disintegrated now.

you and Spencer were typically joined at the hip, but after the worm encounter, you two were especially inseparable.

the girls went down by the lake to tan while you and Spencer tried to build a hut out of random sticks and logs you found around the forest. and while the guys were fishing on that same lake, Spencer and you were rock skipping, and he was explaining to you the physics behind it. and you were both scaring away any potential fish for rossi, hotch, and morgan to catch. so you two were banished back into the forest for the time being. when the rest of the team came back, you and him were up in a tree, eating some of the snacks they'd packed, talking and laughing and subconsciously leaning into one another. you didn't need to be a profiler to see the signs. you two were head over heels already, even if you guys didn't know it yet.

after a bonfire full of roasted marshmallows and scary stories, laughs and giggles. it was a wonderful, but tiring night and before you knew it you were getting ready for bed, sharing highlights of the day back and fourth with Penelope.

"i'm picking up on a bit of a pattern," she giggled, wiggling her eyebrows.

you wracked your brain, "what pattern?"

"all of your highlights included a certain adorkable genius."

"what? no we just...he's my best friend so we-cause its fun and i just-" you stammered, feeling your face heat up with every passing second.

"relax my love, i was just teasing," she chuckled, turning over to go to sleep.

"yeah i know. goodnight pen."

"goodnight lovely," she sighed, "but give some thought to lover boy."

you chuckled lightly before whispering to yourself, "trust me i have."

you woke up and checked the time, it was 4:47am but you just could not fall asleep. you crawled out of the tent, grabbing your blanket when you felt the cool morning air rush at you. you didn't want to wake anyone, so you made your way over to the little hill that the suv was parked on, stealing the keys from hotch's bag and crossing to the other side that faced east. the sun would be rising soon, it would be nice to watch; you draped your blanket across your shoulders. you heard footsteps coming from behind you, your blood running cold, immediately assuming the worst.

you turned around and were met with Spencer's sleepy smile. his hair stuck up in all directions and he looked perfectly adorable. you had to resist your urge to give in and kiss him right then and there.

"you scared me!" you whispered, trying to stifle a smile.

"im sorry," he giggled, "why are you up?"

"im not sure i just couldnt fall back asleep. why are you up?" you echoed.

"morgan keeps farting."

you and him let out hearty laughs, quickly covering your mouths as to not wake up the rest of the team.

you faced the car for a second, legs growing tired from standing.

"look how pretty the fogged up windows look," you observed, facing back and fourth between the colorful sky and the muggy version reflecting on the suv. you pressed your hand against the window, leaving a print, "so cold!" you chuckled.

spencer put his hand next your handprint, quickly recoiling, "you werent lying," he laughed, shivering a little.

you looked at the two handprints, his comically larger than yours and you couldnt help but smile to yourself.

"do you want some blanket?" you asked, opening your arms.

"i think im too tall," he frowned, "maybe if i crouch?"

"how about," you dangled the keys infront of your face before opening the trunk of the suv, "front row seats to the sunrise and some blanket."

"that sounds perfect," he smiled, begging his body not to redden his cheeks.

you two crawled into the trunk, draping the blanket across both of your shoulders, being pulled together by the small piece of fabric. you two were completely cuddled together, getting maximum warmth from the blanket and each other's body heat. a comfortable silence floated between you, faint bird songs and the others breathing filling it with peace. you felt your eyelids droop, despite the breathtaking rebirth of the sun happing in front of you. spencer was just so comfortable.

he felt the same way, his head falling to rest on top of yours as sleep pulled at his eyes. he yawned lightly, pulling you closer and breathing you in. you smiled. perfectly content.

about an hour later, hotch woke up, searching frantically for his keys. he ran up to check if the suv was still there, only to be met with your sleeping figures in the open trunk, wrapped up tightly in a blanket, smiles on both of your faces despite being asleep. hotch was good at predicting things, he saw scenarios play out fully before they truly began.

he snapped a picture, knowing it would be put to good use in a few years, he smelled a wedding.

spencer and you spent the drive home smiling like a couple of idiots, grins growing wider each time the sun hit the window just right, revealing your handprints.

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[taeyeonsb]

txt and twice 🥺

oohohh u have a crush on me >3<

txt <3

✦ my first bias: taehyun and soobin

✦ my current bias(es): ....ill let u figure that out babe

✦ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): [screams] this is hard. the dream chapter: magic and minisode1 blour are definitely tied for first. tdc magic is just so important .. long hair taehyun..long hair hueningkai.....RUN AWAY ???????? angel or devil ........ magic island..cwjltma.. its literally full of the best songs ever made. blour was my first txt era so it will always be special<3 in addition to that . its a perfect album , like i can sit down and loop my blour cd for ten hours. i have done that. multiple times. like once a week. ghosting ..[falls to the floor] wishlist is pretty good<3

then ...... its basically neck and neck with all the others and i dont have the emotional capacity to pick <3 i would like to instead take this space to list some of my favorite txt songs in no particular order: wishlist , nap of a star , frost , eyes, wishlist , trust fund baby , cat&dog , ghosting , dear sputnik , eternally , anti romantic , no rules , cant you see me , wishlist , puma , loser lover , 0x1 lovesong , 0x1 lovesong jp ver. thamk u for ur time

✦ how i got into them: i found them in the [redacted] tag. and then kept seeing their early tiktoks on my pinterest page, namely soobin running into the metal pole and taehyun in the mirror. i think i watched both of them at least 30 times, hence the first bias situation. also i saw a gen z idol comp and yeonjun dropped the pasta and i think i screm laughed for like 30 mins straight at that

✦ which member would be my best friend: hueningkai and i know this for several reasons: first and foremost bc im obsessed with him and he'd adore that , second that i would sew him any plush he wanted , third that i make a million jokes a minute and he loves laughing

✦ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): cowboy hats and crocs. alexa play be the cowboy by mitski , i associate hueningkai with plushies and hoodies and laughter and marshmallows and headphones and pretty green grass and the >3< kissy face , and i associate soobin with da da da da da da da da da da 🐬. taehyun with tdc magic and all magic and sour patch kids and (ofc) cheese tteokbokki and cats and math :(

twiceeeeee

✦ my first bias: jihyo !!!!!! my first cb with them was dance the night away so i think everyone can understand me..that 1 stage where she wore a red dress..gn

✦ my current bias(es): chaeyoung + sana .. theyre just so beloved (read: unhinged) literallly wig group fighting

✦ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): they have SO MANY ERAS BCVNCV so ill list some of my favorites <3 yes or yes, heart shaker, what is love, i can't stop me, like ooh-ahh , bdz . FAVE TITLE IS HEART SHAKER <3

shoutout to more& more for orange sana..gotta be one of my favorite genders🤞 fav albums overall are fancy you , yes or yes, and summer nights the bside game is absolutely insane !!!!!!!!!!! girls like us , after moon , shot thru the heart .................. they are so so so very important. also one in a million is [falls to the floor] every so often i will just watch their live performance in japan and cry

✦ how i got into them: during what is love era !! one of my bestfriends at the time would do twice dances across the room in compsci from me and we'd watch their mvs together hehe

✦ which member would be my best friend: probably nayeon .. i think we'd have a time making hilarious jokes and bothering everyone...also i want to hold her hands

✦ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): candy !!!!! their lightstick..candy..candy pop..nayeon candy floss.........i associate tzuyu with yoda ZXNCZ shes so cute and i associate sana with microwaves because shes insane .. or shall i call her .. insana😇