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bisexual-biohazard5 · 3 months ago
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Just some random scenario I thought of. What if Fred didn't die and Percy didn't reconnect with the family?
Percy was sitting by the fireplace, enveloped in it's warmth when he felt someone tap his shoulder. He turned to see Fred and George looking sheepish and a pleading glint in their eyes.
Fred first spoke, "Say Percy, how good at you with- uhh... legal things?" There was a slight uneasy and stressed look in their body language.
Percy paused as the worst case scenarios came into his head, "Who got arrested?!"
The twins looked surprised and shared an amused loom before explaining, this time George spoke, "No no. No one's arrested. We just-...need help with laws...and legal registration..."
Laws and legel registrations? Oh yeah, the joke shop the twins were trying to set up. Percy relaxed for a second, glaring at them for scraing him, though it was mostly payful. Of course they didn't know anything about the law system and the documents they needed to sign. Percy sighed and sat down with them.
Over the next few hours, he went through the things they needed, making a list of the documents and laws they needed to research and the process on how to get a permit.
Occassionally, Molly would pop in and they would pretend to playfully bicker and continue working when she left. The twins would never admit it at the time but they were afraid that their mother would be disappointed at them for planning to drop out of school and starting their own business. What if they failed? What if it didn't work? But through their stress and anxiety, Percy stayed there for them and offered reassurance and help.
Then came the arguement and Percy left, he packed his things and cut all ties. He was gone.
They couldn't see it at the time but it wasn't just his fault. It was their parents fault for not approaching the arguement with a calm behaviour. It was their fault for leaving Percy out and it was Percy's fault for not reaching out. They were all in the fault. None of them were innocent. In the heat of their moment, all they could think of was themselves as emotions flooded their senses and blinded their logic.
Years later, George and Fred remembered those moments, how the stress and worry lifted from their shoulders as Percy guided them through everything. They owned Percy one for that. But now, Percy wasn't there. He hadn't reconnected after the war but they still remembered him as their joke shop became successful and their products gained attraction. They really should talk to him one day and set their problems aside. One day, hopefully.
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plasticferal · 1 year ago
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chris is a boobs guy.
matt is an ass guy.
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kittyburgerface · 1 year ago
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LIFE IS ROBLOX
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mcgriddle-sargeant · 1 month ago
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Had a lot of strange interactions on the street. Years ago, I was walking down the street and a homeless guy came up to me and he walked up to me and he pushed me and he pushed me like that. He pushed me in the chest and then he said these things, in this order: He pushed me and he said, "Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I'm new in town..." You're gonna close with new in town? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said As they say in the movie Jerry Maguire: "You had me at AIDS."
Here's how I would've ordered those things. I would've said: "Excuse me, I'm new in town and it gets worse."
Didn't that guy like practice his pitch at all in the mirror that morning and just figure out what he was gonna say, you know, just like, just like in the morning be like "All right what'm I gonna do today, what'm I gonna do right? I'll walk up and say hello. No wait that's too subtle. I'm gonna push him and I'm gonna say 'I'm new in town' No, no, hold back hold back, save 'em, build to that. How 'bout I go up to him and I push him and I go, "I have AIDS." No that's too strong, all right. I'll walk up to him, I'm gonna push him I will start with the fact that I am homeless, as that is a given. Then for a little back story I will pepper in the fact that I am gay," which I know it's tough for gay youths on the street, but that's not like a reason for money. You can't just be like "Can you help me out? I'm very gay. I'd like a few dollars."
I always love how he phrased it by the way. He didn't say he was living on the streets, he was like "I'm new in town" like it was intriguing. Like he wanted me to set him up with somebody Like I have a friend who's like "There's no single guys left in Manhattan" And I'm like "I know someone who's new in town." "What are three other things about him?"
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str1ped-b0a · 10 months ago
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this is some really old frostyfest art i made of my oc’s dani and alfonso
dani is a lesbian and is in love with another inkling, so do not get the wrong idea, she just really loves her friends, hence why shes on team friends
alfonso has commitment issues, too, so- they are roomies and nothing more (he basically took her in bc she was homeless and stinky :3)
anyways…..hope yall like this one (i was on team solo, which isnt accurate to my life but uh, white ink is so funny)
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okay, thankyou for reading the info if you read it
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pixxyofice · 2 years ago
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I wish all hunt.low in polls to die forever. go up against shrek/fiona
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streetdumpster · 1 year ago
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yaoi is the sound I make when I stub my toe
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climbingthefloors · 5 months ago
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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razzafrazzle · 6 months ago
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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bl00dline · 16 days ago
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the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this
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marfian · 2 months ago
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So act 3 huh
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james-p-sullivan · 1 year ago
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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cottagedreamy · 7 months ago
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God told me to draw this
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criiitter · 12 days ago
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:3
bonus:
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apparently-artless · 3 months ago
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beebfreeb · 1 year ago
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An Interview with Dot.
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