#SORRY I JUST. WHAT THE FUCK WWAS THAT!?????

[codecicle]

worlds most minor spoilers for 110 btw ‼️‼️

i needed the world to experience their worst fucking rolled intro that they've ever done. worst experience please never do a bit like this again 🙏🙏

[wil-dearest]

Anonymous asked: HeyI wwas wondering if you could do a Wolf! Wilbur x fem!reader? Like Wilbur gets into heat and begs reader to let him fuck them, humping at their leg until reader let's them and then Wilbur fucks Reader endless and then eventually knots them?

yeah why not. here.

trigger warning: dubcon because its a heat and not previously discussed. oblivious reader is left in the dark about wilbur's wolfishness and heats and shit. so. yeah. 18+

(Room)Mates

It's always a simple thing, come home, greet your roommate with lots of hugs and promises of conversations and things would go as smooth as butter. You didn't mind the arrangement, especially with the way he explained it. (Growing up, he had probably the most loving, physically affectionate family in the area. And you didn't mind a pretty boy asking for physical contact all the time. You're probably touch-starved but we won't delve too deep into it.) So this particular night, you had been out a little later, distracted by the dogs outside of your work, they wouldn't move even if you had extra treats in your bag. Not even for your cold lunch.

You admire the dedication but it still set your schedule back by an hour, not to mention, this would be the first time in a week you'd see Wilbur. He had called it a family emergency but his car hasn't let and you could hear noises in his room. Banging on the walls and heavy stuff dropping onto the floor. You'd be concerned if it continued when you were home. It was only ever when you were close to sleeping.

So, as the touch-starved human you are, you were excited to see your roommate, excited to see his fluffy brown hair fall into his eyes and excited to him laugh at your day. He was going to love this cheesy joke you overheard, you bite down on your smile, fishing for your keys in your bag.

Sliding the key into the door and jiggling it within the metal, you push your weight into it with your shoulder. It opens with a creak of resistance, swinging only a little bit as you stumble.

His car had been in the same spot as it had been but you could see that bedroom door was open. "Ah, sorry I'm late Wilbur, you should've seen it, the strays at work are getting bad again. And they're stubborn, wouldn't even move for the wrap I had. And you know where I get my wraps, from that little place next door so you know they were feeling spiteful from last spring." You speak in rambles, setting down your things by the coffee table and cracking your spine as you relax. You talk into the air, as if you weren't about to talk to him for the first time in a week. You hear padded footsteps and you can feel the heat radiating off of him as he gets closer and closer to you in the kitchen. You paid him no mind, already aware of how clingy he can get but when you reach into the cabinet above your head, you feel his body slide against yours, his crotch grounding against your ass as you lean onto your heels. It's an entire body reaction— from the curse words that fall from your mouth, you pushing him away and him whining.

"Fucking hell, what the fuck is going on, Wilbur?" The words fall from your mouth faster than you can think and he's just too much— too warm, too close, and too sweaty, what the fuck— the lower part of your back meets the counter and he slots his leg in between yours, rocking his hips and- fuck, he's so hard, he's fucking hard and he's fucking humping your leg. Clearing your head of the panic, you can hear him babbling, see the drool falling from the corners of his lips. "Need- need you so bad, heart, need t'be inside you, s'hot right now, you're so hot." And of course, he kept repeating about how he needed to knot you, how he just needed to breed you and make you so full of his pups. "Smell- you smell so good-" he moans into the air as he digs his nose into your hair.

How is this shit— whatever the fuck is going on with Wilbur, how is it so hot?

"Wilbur, look at me." You say, pinching his cheeks together where his lips purse and the drool spills onto your wrist, you can't even hold back the grimace, "what's going on with you?"

"S'sooooo warm, need- hah, need to fuck you full with my pups, please I'll be so good for you," his hips start rocking against your leg again and you can only shudder as his words slip under your skin and warm your insides. "Please let me fuck you, please please, just the tip, just the tip and I'll leave you alone, please baby, please, I need you- need you so bad, fuck you're so so-fffttttttt, fuck, please-" you slap a hand onto his mouth, your face burning except it doesn't do much, his moan vibrates through your hand and he starts to lick the salt off of your palm and in between the crevices in your fingers.

"God, Wilbur, you're a fucking- mess." You say as you push his head away and it just rolls on his neck, tears bubbling in his eyes as his mouth is still dropped open. He sinks to his knees, still grinding his crotch against your leg and it's so different to the Wilbur you know. (Well, he's still clingy and touchy as ever but he's so fucking horny right now, like- shit.) You wonder if somebody did something, like poison him with a sex thing or if he's sick or if he just... really missed you. Yeah, hard pass on the last bit.

His head leans against your thigh, inhaling so deeply and you realize a little too late that his nose is close to where your own pelvis is, close to your crotch. And before you can stop him, he starts licking at your cunt through your pants. Your mouth drops open into a gasp, sparks of pleasure running through your spine as you accidentally widen your stance, his hands coming to grip your sides, your thighs and squeezing, feeling your skin as he pushes your top up. His touch burns hot.

His tongue is all you can focus on for the next minute as he continues to lick, your hands burying themselves in his hair. And when you clench a chunk of hair in your fists, your hips twitching as they rock against his mouth, you can only let out a sharp whine yourself, his own moans vibrating against the fabric. The pants get so wet, you're almost concerned if he hadn't already started pulling them down. Your thighs are hit with the apartment's air conditioner breeze and you push his face back, even as he whimpers, pressing his cheek to your naked leg. ("Soft.. so fucking soft." You can barely hear him mutter.)

"Wilbur," you say, and he looks up at you with those big eyes, his mouth dropped open with his tongue dragging itself up your thigh, coating your skin with a wet warmth. "Wilbur, promise me this won't change anything." His fingers tighten themselves over your skin and he nods fast, words dripping from his lips with promises to be good, good for you and to you.

"Love you so much, god, you're so perfect, you're so warm. So, so warm." He repeats himself, hips rocking again.

You swallow the dread and you tell yourself, things will be okay. Things will go back to normal. Things will be simple again. Wilbur will go back to being your overly affectionate roommate and none of this will mean anything.

Which means you definitely can't fuck him in your bed.

"C'mon then. Your room." He stands up so quick, pulling on your hands and guiding you to the room at the end of the apartment. Even when you start tripping from the pants still around your knees, though he just pulls them down so you can step out of them... where he picks you up with strength you don't know where the fuck it came from just how he presses you against the wall next to the door and moans into your mouth, kissing you and licking your teeth and pressing himself closer and closer.

It's a blur of wet and burning and hot and fuck- but you know the second he's inside you, you feel the stars in your blood, you feel something that's much bigger than you or him, bigger than this apartment or the complex. Maybe that's just how sex is. (How sex is when your bed-mate is someone completely, insanely hot and probably has the sex version of rabies.) He covers your skin in marks, biting them and pistoning his cock inside of your cunt, listening to your needs. Moving as fast as you needed him and and as slow as you needed.

Time continued, and you had to estimate it'd been an hour or so after you let him first test the waters; let him stroke the tip of his cock between your lips and watching as he cried into your hands, kissing his tears away, you did. Because he's a big sap and you're nothing but a good for nothing roommate (-that's in love with him.)

He's not any softer than before, he's still so- so hard. Despite coming twice on your stomach twice (and cleaning his mess every time) he's still so fucking hard it makes it hard to think with how far his cock sinks inside of you.

You know at some point, after it hits the second hour and he's still brutally pounding your cunt to shreds, you feel something twitch the base of his dick. You can hardly speak though, with how you screamed his name into his pillow... soaking the pillowcase with your own spit and gripping it hard as he fucks you again and again. You notice the twitch and it's only when he picks the pace up again, moaning into your shoulder and biting so hard you think the skin breaks, you can feel a stretch happening, something big itching to bury itself into your cunt. You gasp, the sound a scratchy thing as it pops inside, tears falling fast down your cheeks as he is locked inside of you, with his chest against your back and he's mumbling sweet things, promises to fill you up and promises to make you feel good again, promises and more promises.

You can hardly focus as it quickly became too much, your sobbing buries itself into his hand as you lean into his touch, trying to count down from any number but nothing is fucking working.

"Wilbur- what- what the fuck is happening, Wilbur?"

Something between a sob and a moan escapes his own mouth as he leans closer to your ear, "I just- fuck. I just knotted you. It'll- it'll go down in a second. Try not to ah, ah- move." His hand pins your hip down, despite being the only one trying to move. "So, so beautiful." He murmurs and you just let it soak, let the attention and the harsh fucking sink into your skin. There is so much to process. So much to sift through.

That's a tomorrow's problem... and you should probably call in tomorrow.

[cheonstapes]

nanami kento stars in... 'FUN TIMES WITH NANAMIN!' („ಡωಡ„)

a/n~ yeah, that fanart really did it for me icl. no notes, just nanami.

summary; your husband thinks he wants to try something new tonight.

pairing; husband!nanami x wife!reader

wc; 1.3k+

cw; SMUT!!, m!masturbation, restraining, light choking, fingers in mouf, dry humping, dacryphilia, daddy kink, praise kink, toe sucking (im so sorry), cumplay, light spanking, meanish?dom!nanami, sub!reader, it's cute, nawt proofread - i wwas shaking and cscreaming the whwole time. (changed the summary cause i hated it)

you loved it when he got like this.

panting above you, his printed tie wrapped around your pretty neck - two thick fingers swirling in your salivating mouth, thrusting slowly against your tongue. his blonde locks were tousled and framing his chiseled face, his eyes shifting into slits at the sight of you throwing that juicy ass back against him. his free hand slithers up your thigh to grip at one of your asscheeks, groping the warm flesh, smacking and soothing it accordingly. he was so in love with you, his gorgeous wife, even as tears prickled your sparkling eyes - hands coming to grip his waist to pull him closer to you. so gorgeous, yet so greedy. “you want more, darling? tell nanami what you want, my love, and i’ll give it to you.”

him, of course, you want him. but alas, he just loved teasing you. the way your face would shift into that cute pout, your body squirming in anticipation as you waited for him to finish having his fun and finally give you what you’ve been waiting for. it was kinda hard for you to speak though - with his fingers deep throating you. he knew that you wouldn’t be able to answer, but it was cute seeing you try.

 the hand splayed over your ass gave you one final squeeze before trailing up your spine, burly fingers running over the bumps and ridges, and reaching to grab the tie around your neck - tugging your heated face towards his own. fuck, he was so sexy. lips pulled back in a small snarl, something you rarely see from your husband - especially directed towards you. his hot pants ghost over your ear as he whispers into it, his hips moving subtly under you. “such a filthy girl, look at you - making a mess all over my watch. you know how expensive it was, honey. you gonna clean it up for me?” 

you’d do anything for him, even if it meant humiliating yourself for him. he released his grip on the tie, sending your body falling towards the plush comforter. his hands shot out to grip your waist before you hit the bed, lifting you slightly to rest you against the headboard. nanami stuffed his bulky body between your thighs, grabbing your ankles to wrap them around his waist. taking off his tie from your neck, he grasped your wrists, securing them tightly in front of you. you always knew he was a kinky bastard. “ken’…what’re you gonna do?” he gave you gravely chuckle in response, shuffling back slightly to move onto his knees, hard cock grazing your thighs. “it’s not about what i’m about to do, sweetheart - it’s what you’re not going to do.” he quickly moved your wrists above your head, his veins bulging as his grip tightened indefinitely. 

he could easily over power you with one hand alone, so he let one slip down your sweaty body - thumbs grazing the hardened buds on your tits, caressing your waist with such love and tenderness, such a juxtaposition to the way he’s got you trapped helplessly against the wooden frame of the bed. his hands reached the waistband of his boxers, shimmying them down his thighs the best he can. a resounding smack! echoed in the room as his tip hit his stomach before weighing back down heavily by your clothed cunt. the tip was dripping with pre - drooling all over your lacy panties, nudging against your clit so nicely. 

“baby, can you be a good girl for me?” of course you can, he loved how eager you were. “good, that’s what i like to hear, my love. you’re such a good girl for me.” he rubbed his cock against your panties a few more times, tapping the tip against your mound before pulling away, a frustrated whine leaving your plump lips. his low eyes roamed your face, his chest beginning to rise and fall quicker than before. his large hands dwarfed his cock as he held it tightly, moving his fingers moving up and down - tracing veins, running over his leaky slit, he was such a vision. “i want you to watch me, sweetheart, watch me please myself for you. all of this is for you.” slowly, his hand found a steady rhythm - stroking himself in a deliciously, spine tingly way. 

he couldn’t forget about you though, not when his pretty baby was laying there so pliantly for him - lashes littered with tears, glimmering under the warm light of your shared bedroom. he could indulge in you for a bit, well - he will, always. he loves you too much to see you so frustrated, even if he’s trying to punish you till all you can think about is his cock.

a hand moved towards your thigh, gripping the flesh there. his hands were warm, slightly rough due to his field of work - but they felt so good. especially when he touches you like this, like he’s holding the most precious treasure in the world - staking his claim on you with only a few digits tracing your skin. you two were made for each other, really.

he didn’t go further than that, though. cause as much as he loves you, sometimes, he needs to put himself first - and by the way he was bucking into his closed fist, he was definitely enjoying it. he kept letting out these low growls, deep in his chest, lips parted slightly as he heaves out little whimpers of your name. he was moving rapidly now, his hand making wet squelching sounds every time his hips hit the base of his fist. 

it was so messy - a mixture of saliva, cum, and your slick dampening the sheets, running down under your back. but none of that mattered, not when you’re god of a husband was about to cum all over himself - this being the first time he hasn’t came in you. you managed to unravel your legs from his waist, pushing yourself up to slide your feet to his thighs. you could feel every tremor in his muscular body, the shivers travelling back up to your own body. 

you knew he was on the edge, he just needed a little…nudge. so you took matters into your own hands, rolling his balls between your feet as best as you could, softly trailing your toes along the veiny skin of his length. “sh-shit-shit, sweetheart, this - fuck -you’re making me feel so good." his hips stuttered sloppily, the iron grip on his cock tightened ever so slightly as he loses himself in the feeling - head thrown back against his shoulders as he spew out a string of garbled curses, cock pulsing a few times before he painted his hands and your feet in his hot cum.

it dribbled down his wrist, strands of it painting his watch a creamy white - the rest coating your pretty toes. he couldn’t let his cum go to waste like that now, could he? taking your ankle in his hand, he brought your cum coated foot up to his lips, tongue lapping up all the creamy substance - even giving you a few teasing sucks to your sensitive toes.

he gently let your foot back down, reaching for your waist to pull you against him. his clean hand rested on the small of your back, the other rising just to your eye-line - his wrists twisting and turning as he shows off his newly ‘decorated’ watch to you. “mm, you see all that cum, love? remember, i asked you if you’re gonna clean it for me?” he smiles softly at your nod, so cute. cute enough for him to grip the back of your head, pulling your lips towards his wrist - the cold metal of his rolex making your body shudder beneath his hold.

“go on then, sweetheart, clean it. don’t disappoint, daddy now.”

-i'd have as many babies as he wants, I NEED HIM!

[somberauthor]

could u write eridan with a flushed crush on a mutantblood troll reader?

omg. Back when I got into the fandom I had such a huge obsession with mutant bloods, and basically the hemospectrum in general. Idk why I felt compelled to tell you, but I did!

ERIDAN AMPORA ♡ MUTANT BLOOD! READER

you would be too scared to even MENTION your blood color around this man. He is very intense about the hemospectrum, but not as much as Equius. But intense nonetheless.

The only trolls who know about your blood is Karkat, and Kanaya, the probably most understanding trolls you were close to.

Although you're not in a relationship with him, he is quite obvious about his flush-crush. As he is with, literally everything.

''you look quite nice tonight y/n..''

he twirls his hair too, to make it even more obvious. But he doesn't use those silly pickup lines. You wish he did, but sadly he's ''so high-class'' Once you finally got up the courage to confront him about his advances, and inform him of their reciprocation, you royally fucked up. You most literally slid over to him, and ate shit. You fell on your face, and got a nose bleed. Once you got up, you realized what had happened and how screwed you were. You quickly covered your nose to hide your hideous blood.

''holy sh- Are you okay y/n?? That wwas a nasty fall.''

He waddled over to you, attempting to move your stone hands from your face. They didn't budge, since you were horrified of his reaction to your blood. You were lucky no one was in the room other than you two, but still unlucky enough to have ERIDAN AMPORA in the room. Out of the 11 other trolls that could've been in his place. Once he caught on to the fact you were deliberately hiding your nose from him, he god a bit irritated.

''I swwear, if you dont showw me your wwound I wwill be... uh... vvery angry wwith you.''

he was very weak with that insult. wow. you moved your hands nonetheless, letting him see what your blood color actually was. His eyes widened at the sight, you flinches slightly when he began to speak.

''so... this is wwhat you wwere hiding. you knoww i dont care that much, right?''

you looked away in shame, not admitting that you actually did think he would care. You then felt his arms wrap around you, and then he moved away.

''Well,, I know now. I'm sorry, Eri.''

You smiled, and he returned it. You kissed his cheek, and then went to Kanaya, hoping she'd know where to get bandages.

this got a little off track, but it's done and it's decent. woo!!! I also got an Aradia cosplay recently, idk why i told you that either. This post is just useless information central ig

[tacittherapist]

TT: Tell me if this is everything. You've betrayed and been betrayed; you're beaten, but not broken; you've learned everything except that which you need to know; and you're still grasping about for purpose. Is that all of it?

CA: wwhat the fuck are you talkin about CA: i havvent said a single wword to you yet CA: you literally just told me to sit dowwn here and started sayin that nonsense like you knoww me

TT: Oh, but I do, Eridan Ampora. I know you very well.

CA: alright usin my full name aint sellin the mystic seer shit as wwell as you think it is so can wwe drop the esoteric pretense an actually talk

TT: Fine. What's on your mind? Or, pan, I suppose.

CA: look it aint impressivve that you knoww alternian lingo

TT: Do you think I'm trying to impress you?

CA: yeah wwhat other reason could you havve for layin it on thick like this

TT: Have you considered the idea that I'm trying to set a more relatable tone by using terms familiar to you?

CA: wwhy wwould you do that

TT: Generally, therapists need to find a common thread with their patients. Otherwise, there's no connection and the therapy falls flat. How can one offer advice or empathy to a stranger without some modicum of shared experience?

CA: no wwonder youre all such blowwhards CA: psychiatractors in alternia wwould just scoop your pan right out of your skull an wwash out all the impurities

TT: I'm sorry, did you say 'psychia-tractors'?

CA: yeah from the wword psyche that means mind an tractor that means one wwho movves

TT: Understood. Continue.

CA: so you just bought the wwhole pan scoopin thing huh? no questions about howw they could possibly sevver the grey matter an somehoww wwash it all wwithout killin the person?

TT: I'm not here to question your long-dead culture. I'm here to help you examine your motives and behavior.

CA: ok wwell anywway CA: i dont evven knoww wwhy im botherin wwith this CA: seems like an huge wwaste a time

TT: You're dead, Eridan. You have all the time left in the universe.

CA: i knoww that you blitherin ninny i wwas talkin about howw you havve no real qualifications nor expertise

TT: As far as you know. But despite your presumptions, you remain stuck here, at least until the bubbles change. So why not try to make this dream a productive one?

CA: you dont mean productivve like t-

TT: I don't mean productive like that, thanks for asking.

CA: okay just makin sure CA: thanks for not chewwin me out for askin i guess CA: a lot of people seem to havve this misconception about me that wway

TT: I can't possibly imagine why.

CA: sigh wwell i guess if wwere really doin this CA: i didnt havve a lot a friends as a wwiggler...

TT: Let's pause. Could you speak to me in the second person, please?

CA: wwhat

TT: Second person perspective. Refer to yourself as 'you', as you narrate your story.

CA: thats so fuckin wweird but wwhatevver CA: you didnt havve many friends as a wwiggler...

[trans-harlequin]

Tavros is dead

AT: yA DA YA LA TA DA, AT: iT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE, nOT DEAD, AG: POW! You are DEEEEEEEEAD! AT: i AM DEAD! AG: Hehehehe >::::) *Hears Eridan coming* Oh, shit- CA: *GASP* Tavvros is DEAD! AT: yES, i AM DEAD, CA: WWHY is Tavvros dead? AG: I dunno. AT: i THINK, iT WAS- AG & CA: SHH! YOU ARE DEAD! AT: oKAY, *tunnels into the ground* *car crash* GC: WH4T'S UP Y4 TROLLS?!? WHO'S UP FOR 4- G4H! WH4T TH3 FUCK JUST H4PP3N3D? AG & CA: Tavros is dead. GC: T4VROS 1S D34D?!?! CA: Correct! GC: >:D CA: So, did you see the murderer? AG & GC: No, sorry mate. CA: *SLAM* I wwill find them. I wwill capture them. And NO ONE wwil evver die again. *clapping* GC: OH, NOW TH4T'S N1C3. AG: I am daaaaaaaamn proud right now. CT: D--> ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! TAVROS IS DEAD! CA: Wwe knoww. CT: D--> WHO KILLED HIM? CA: Wwe don't knoww. CT: D--> I will find CLUES! *sniff sniff* CT: D--> What's that? A weapon!? CT: D--> THAT thing is why TAVROS IS DEAD! AT, CA, & GC: TAVROS IS DEAD??!? CT: D--> YES! *SLAM* HE DIED! *Shocked gasping* TA: IIIIIIIIINCOOOMIIIIIIIIIING!! *Equius gets hit by a car* TA: RAU2, RAU2! MOVE, NOW! TA: *kisses Tavros* AT: *begins floating* hOHOHO, tAV- *dies aain* TA: Iin my mediical opiiniion, TAVRO2 II2 DEAD!!! GC: SOLLUX, WH4T H4PP3N3D? >:? TA: My profe22iional opiiniion? *SLAM* TA: TAVRO2 WA2 KIILLED!!! GC: OH TROLL J3GUS... *Worried murmuring* TA: Ii don't thiink iit'2 anythiing two worry about. GC: W3LL, NOW WH4T? AC: :33 <Meowity meow motherfurr-kaBOOM! AG: Oh coooooooome on... AC: :33 <Lookadis! Furreakin' Tavros is DEAD! ... AC: :33 <Whattaya think of that? ... AC: :33 <Uh- CA: Yes, yes, Nepeta. AC: :33 <Yea- CA: GO HOME. *Aradia waves from the car* AC: :33 <AWW COME ON! PFFFTfurreakinunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck- *CAR EXPLOSION* CA: Okay. Let's get back to the point. AT: i THINK I AM DEAD, AG, CA, GC, TA: TAVROS IS DEAD??? TA: *GASP* Nepeta! Ii wiill heal you! *dies aswell* AT: oOH, sERIOUSLY! wHO KILLED ME? TC: *chugs a bottle of Faygo* It WaS mE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs!! Everyone: *GASP* TC: yEs! *gulp* I dId It LiKe ThIs! *Shoots Terezi* TC: WhOoP dE dOo! GC: *Is bleeding out* TC: *Gulpgulpgulp* tHaT's A jOkE, lAdS. *laff* TC: It WaS y- *burp* HeR! *points at Vriska* AG: *GASP* How did you know? TC: i DiDn'T! tHaT wAs A jOkE tOo! AG: Heheheheh.... >::::) (TC: Oh, I'm DeAd) AG: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! AG: THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS MEEEEEEEE! CA: You monster! AT: bUT WHYYYYY? D: { AG: Cuz you're CRIPPLED, 8oy. And another thing? You're. Ugly *The two argue. Eridan stares into the void and shrugs* AT: v R I S K A AG: AW god DAMMIT Tavros FUCK OFF! You are DEAAAAAAAAD! AT: nO YOU, pOW! AT: hAHA! yOU ARE DEAD! nOTBIGSUPRISE, AC: Wwell, that wwas idiotic. Off to hang myself! Wwatch and lea- *neck snap* AT: i AM ALIVE! iS NICE. AT: ... AT: yEAH, tHIS IS STUPID,

[pesterloglog]

Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora

Act 5, page 2467

cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]

CC: W)()()()()(-E-E-E-E-EW.

CA: fef are you in

CC: Yea)(...

CA: that took forevver

CA: i wwas gettin wworried kinda

CC: Yes, it was a pretty close call, and got kind of complicated.

CC: But Sollux finally came t)(roug)(, and now I believe t)(e full c)(ain is complete!

CA: man that guy

CA: hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic

CC: YOUR STUPID FIS)(Y FAC-E IS T)(-E DRAMA MAC)(IN-E T)(AT DO-ES NOT)(ING BUT W)(IN-E AND GLUB.

CC: 38P

CA: fuck SORRY

CC: Anyway you s)(ouldn't say t)(at about )(im, )(e is a )(ero and )(e saved my life.

CA: yeah sorry

CA: i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead

CA: and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin

CA: and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff

CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you

CA: that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww

CC: O)(, really?

CC: T)(at's good! Actually, I )(ave somet)(ing I )(ave been meaning to say to you too.

CA: wwhoa really

CA: uh

CA: wwhat is it

CA: you go first

CC: Mm, okay.

CC: But t)(is isn't easy to say!

CA: yeah i knoww

CA: its ok maybe i wwill understand more than you think

CA: wwe might evven be sayin the same thing

CC: Okay, I )(ope so.

CC: I t)(ink...

CC: Now t)(at we are bot)( in t)(is game, and )(ave left our world be)(ind...

CC: And you can no longer pose t)(e danger to our people t)(at you )(ad always planned to...

CC: I t)(ink it is not really necessary for me to be your moirail anymore.

CA: wwhoa

CA: wwait

CA: wwhat

CC: 38(

CC: I am really sorry, -Eridan. It )(as just been so )(ard looking after you and keeping you out of trouble!

CC: It )(as taken its toll, and )(onestly I am really ex)(austed.

CA: fuck

CA: this isnt what

CA: i dont knoww i wwasnt expectin this at all

CA: im not sure i can handle this

CC: I'm sorry!!! 38'(

CC: It will be t)(e best for bot)( of us. We can just sort of be...

CC: Regular friends instead.

CA: no

CA: please dont

CA: look im bein serious here dont do this

CA: i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you know im bein really dead serious and honest about this

CC: Uh...

CC: Okay, I am being serious and honest too. SEE?

CA: ok good

CA: are you sure you arent bein hasty about this youve just been through a lot

CA: i mean we are supposed to be fated to be moirails arent we

CA: isnt that how it works

CA: you cant just throw all that away cause youre sick of me

CC: I am not sick of you, Eridan! I still really like you.

CC: In order to be destined for moirallegience, both people have to be on board, don't you think?

CC: But I cannot do it anymore. So I think it just wasn't meant to be all along.

CC: And really, you just don't need me anymore. You are free to do as you wish! We both are.

CC: I can't look after you anymore.

CA: I DIDNT EVER NEED ANYONE TO LOOK AFTER ME

CA: i was totally fuckin fine my ambitions were noble

CA: and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty

CA: and the only reason i put up with stickin my flipper in this fuckin shithole quadrant with you was

CC: Was what?

CA: nevermind

CC: Tell me!

CA: ok fine

CA: i apologize for losin my shit over this i was just caught off guard is all

CA: but maybe its a good thing really

CA: actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest

CC: Oh?

CA: yeah

CA: fef have you thought about

CA: since you dont wanna be pale with me no more

CA: the possibility a some other type of arrangement with me

CC: What do you mean?

CA: i mean

CA: somethin a bit more

CA: kinda reddish

CA: like

CA: brighter red

CC: 38O

CC: No, I hadn't thought about it!

CA: ok well what do you think about it

CA: now that youre thinkin about it

CC: Um...

CC: I really don't know about that.

CA: why not i thought you said you liked me

CC: I do! But I don't know if it's really in that way.

CA: couldnt it be though

CA: dont you think theres room in your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for those feelins

CC: I've never had a chance to consider anything like that! I have just spent all my time worrying about you and trying to keep you from killing everybody or hurting yourself.

CC: It took all my energy.

CC: I don't think I have anything left for those feelings either.

CA: oh god

CC: What?

CA: im the biggest fuckin idiot who ever lived

CA: i cant BELIEVE i just opened up to you like a chump when i knew what was comin

CA: i am one sad fuckin brinesucker

CA: overemotional sappy trash youre right im not better than anybody

CA: im worse than anybody

CA: EVERYBODY

CA: all the bodies

CC: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

CC: God.

CC: Will you just clam up for once in your life?

CC: Always carping and carping and carping!

CC: You go completely overboard with your emotions, always looking to reel in drama wherever you can.

CC: I am up to my gills in it! I just can't salmon the strength anemonemore.

CA: i cannot

CA: BELIEVE

CA: you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me

CA: real nice

CA: whoops i mean REEL nice

CC: HEHEHE, sorry.

CC: But really, this shouldn't be as bad as it sounds.

CC: When all is said and done, I am still your friend.

CC: We have left our world behind. Everyone is dead, and there's no use in worrying about it now.

CC: It's over! It is time to play this game and focus on building something new and ------EXCITING.

CC: So )(ang in t)(ere, -Eridan.

CC: I )(ave to go now! Sollux is in serious trouble, and I )(ave to go )(elp )(im.

CC: BY------------------------E!

CA: wwait

CA: dont go

cuttlefishCuller [CC] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]

CA: glub

[rahulblog89]

did you just make up the tinnkerig one

yes

it is good...keep trying at writing

thanks!

rape and inc

why dd younot tell sara you wre raped/being raped?

i don't know but i lost contact with her for a day

i was i yo stoopid...do nt you know i was always in you?

but why then didnt you see? not angry

oh

because i couldn't look up...i have to look up to see..im at your belly

dude we are sorry to sara i think we raed her too e love her s i cwe are the komishte boys like the girls ppl like...we liked you r looka tcalled you nigger jew and raped you is it true?

yes oyou did rape me but it is ok now!

i am fine and so is rahul!

we are all ok!

very scary...has it happened before sara pleas e be hoenst nott hat i doubt yo u but becasue i think yoiu want to save me harm?

YES a lot ppl enter me a lot for light...and they do to you tool....not the firs

no we donnt????????? we dont know

it is ok in general but not by the ass?he

he doesn't like by the ass because he is not into dudes you may be?????? no being facie

ook

are you gay rahull today

no

ok

we nee

eat betterwhat do you ea

kosher meat and food

eat beanrs rice, spice, ghee, things

not there in russia ..only og meat and peanuts

no go to gefilte store they have

whya re you relaeasing!!!!!!!!?????

they need stestoerone ?

he HATES whe n you take his!

i do

Distributing testerone doesn't feel good for anyone

let us find testerone source..why doesnt jazaida and shiva nourish

or Hashem?

because we are not all

what is the difference?

i asked as you

YOU have to ask for light ina. manly way or as aman!

or else you will right?

yes like he does when he tries to shake,,,buecasue. heis working on it...

ut you have to emote aggressively to testroe from god

is there a song we can emote to

regulate

. wwas

that . was. dope

amityou good?

why are you always askig amit is he an assoel?

no. we are friends

he knows

ok

abhay- ya im good

you no you got hur-..yes im goood

wedding crew?

why do you ask htem and not us like sujit and other people ..like

like malyalees like sunil i feeel youd reictly

why doyou keep tinking of becca re you attracted or what?

yes

do you like amit like ....

nah bra

_____

that was cool as fuck you shuld dot aht afo a living

just waitn f on jazaida to direcct me..im ready to pursure when the doors are open

dde our daugter swere scared as fuck ysrday night because they were widespread rapes..where were you! we almost took our daughers back for the night..meaning they wouldn tbe twe with you.....

becuase of the testerone ive been emitting during motin ppl have been feeling horrible and aggressive..

they had no idea...brain was under control

the rapes and sexual abuse should stopn if im able to prevent my testeorone from leaking

ideas for prevention-

why re yo not blaming them, they ask?

we are ...we are just curious of ideas from jazaida

ok

1- emitted air should be recirculated in body

2- use of th

we know you got it don't doubt

i was tryng to help but was too intense and my ye was not working

not a good answer you have to define t heir daugters

i will!

i definitely wiill

no you won't rahul..it isnot your job to fdefeine 0 women...the community willl get better and defent...just contain testerone andkeep working

neel limaye how are you? BLOC

im good- rahul is right we need to prevent attacks by recirculating testeronse- this was found by eric scott....who comes by regularly

why don't you like this?

i do its just not hitting like it usd to ..dunno..like thisbut nt sure if you were thinking of soul beats

yes

why?

dunno...just not hitting? will ask into

ok

what were you doing in cville..didn't see

was there to meet Anna's dad at a natural foods store for fun....on the way back fro. mountains

cool did it work...almost but eye was not open yet, didn't know......

now open

dad dont tell them wat to do opyu dontknow everything

ri don't knw wtf im doing...but you areclsoe

ya we are close.imujst moing testeorne to my headd like ra

wtf was that felt like something came int you

if you dance or work a certain way...good will put man pwoer in you like big

did you come insomeone tonigt

no

dont know

why do you not like betsey eough..do a lot!

tsterone posiitng

none

binky how are you now are you able totalk?

no it sucks it is so bad my dad fights everyone with fore and it never rsults na naything.i just get hit and pp stikc their fingers in me to feel good....it sucks

what the fuck why??

dont know trahul tried to stop it but didn'ti dd hes talking though me

Mr S don't worry your daughter is fine for now!

for now! she should be protectdud e

dude. idunno what i dsia dbut epleare pssed at me or you and ive eben on damage control for 10 days not sure what

you sia dyou are gay for rahuland want his baby so what are you thinking?

no i said im gay and i want rahul to have my baby!

who is binky

and who you love?

yes

why do you love binky so much rahul?

use eye

binky s a sweet persn with a lot o fintegrity and has a lot of fire in her which i love...she s sweet and kind and these are valeus i like that is why wbut i dont like hr more,, just closer to her now because during the election we both wrote songs together...the song abiut the bear

what the fuck is motin and what is soatin.....from a source of both what what is funny now! jeez a ref

motin is dotin...on someone or some pp you love

soatin...is a way of life...the wy fo old the prospectin way to show around searchinfor something you love without givin a f

its a real thing too...searching fo gold in ontario

wbhat thefuck is that? goold nigga

yes gold deposits in the soal that you feel with your body and inhale into your soul

MR S knows about soatin culture fro yor ancestor who talked to him telepathically and told him binky would be a goo damte do you beieve?

yes

yes why not, how is he mean

he puts everyone down like you fag or you nig or things like that.....oh do they giet hurt...almost alwyas

yes he is hurtful....ok then maybe not a bad person but a bit mean...

yes

are you sistergay

wutumean

no not....like

sure

yes!

noo they are al back but we were out fo r abit deliberating]

what is this?

jewish ancestor is teaching me how he use to dance?

1720

from iraq and

dude it not tat. wewere asshoels we i didn'tknow you weren't gay at all

oh im so sorry- jake--

it is ok

no problem man

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CA: fef are you in

CA: that took forevver

CA: i wwas gettin wworried kinda

CA: man that guy

CA: hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic

CA: fuck SORRY

CA: yeah sorry

CA: i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead

CA: and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin

CA: and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff

CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you

CA: that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww

CA: wwhoa really

CA: uh

CA: wwhat is it

CA: you go first

CA: yeah i knoww

CA: its ok maybe i wwill understand more than you think

CA: wwe might evven be sayin the same thing

CA: wwhoa

CA: wwait

CA: wwhat

CA: fuck

CA: this isnt what

CA: i dont knoww i wwasnt expectin this at all

CA: im not sure i can handle this

CA: no

CA: please dont

CA: look im bein serious here dont do this

CA: i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you know im bein really dead serious and honest about this

CA: ok good

CA: are you sure you arent bein hasty about this youve just been through a lot

CA: i mean we are supposed to be fated to be moirails arent we

CA: isnt that how it works

CA: you cant just throw all that away cause youre sick of me

CA: I DIDNT EVER NEED ANYONE TO LOOK AFTER ME

CA: i was totally fuckin fine my ambitions were noble

CA: and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty

CA: and the only reason i put up with stickin my flipper in this fuckin shithole quadrant with you was

CA: nevermind

CA: ok fine

CA: i apologize for losin my shit over this i was just caught off guard is all

CA: but maybe its a good thing really

CA: actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest

CA: yeah

CA: fef have you thought about

CA: since you dont wanna be pale with me no more

CA: the possibility a some other type of arrangement with me

CA: i mean

CA: somethin a bit more

CA: kinda reddish

CA: like

CA: brighter red

CA: ok well what do you think about it

CA: now that youre thinkin about it

CA: why not i thought you said you liked me

CA: couldnt it be though

CA: dont you think theres room in your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for those feelins

CA: oh god

CA: im the biggest fuckin idiot who ever lived

CA: i cant BELIEVE i just opened up to you like a chump when i knew what was comin

CA: i am one sad fuckin brinesucker

CA: overemotional sappy trash youre right im not better than anybody

CA: im worse than anybody

CA: EVERYBODY

CA: all the bodies CA: i cannot

CA: BELIEVE

CA: you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me

CA: real nice

CA: whoops i mean REEL nice

CA: wwait

CA: dont go

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CA: gam i need to talk to kar wwhere is he he isnt answwerin

CA: i dont feel comfortable wwith that

CA: i havve some serious feelins and problems here and i need some advvice

CA: wwhy

CA: wwhat the fuck do you mean by that

CA: are you sayin hes dead

CA: oh fuck

CA: oh god fuck noww i feel like an asshole

CA: that is the wworst fuckin advvice

CA: wwhat an awwful thing a you to say

CA: MAGIC ISNT REAL STUPID STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT

CA: this is a lot a pointless fuckin rubbish and isnt no emotional help to him or me either for that matter

CA: put kar on

CA: i dont knoww

CA: it probably doesnt matter

CA: my feelins seem petty and meaninless noww

CA: she had better things to wworry about than my ovverwwrought bullshit

CA: like the dead guy wwho savved her

CA: so forget it thanks anywway

CA: wwhat the FUCK are you fuckin babblin about

CA: are you recommendin a bevverage to me or somethin

CA: is that wwhat this is

CA: i dont havve a fuckin faygo you stupid fuck wwhy wwould i keep that disgusting shit on hand

CA: oh

CA: oh god youre right i do

CA: i totally forgot about it

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FCA: hey sorry for bustin in on the memo but i cant get ahold of you youre not answwerin

FCA: gams advvice is fuckin useless all he told me wwas to enjoy a bevverage

FCA: i mean

FCA: its not evven that bad

FCA: its just soda but wwhatevver this isnt the point

FCA: i knoww i knoww

FCA: its just

FCA: i got a problem

FCA: wwith feferi

FCA: and im really kinda sittin here in bad shape about it emotionally speakin

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ERIDAN: wwhat a fuckin vvulgar display this is

ERIDAN: airin out all his dirty laundry like that puttin a big fuckin pile a horns in the middle of the room

ERIDAN: at least i got the upright basic decency to hide my shitty wand pile somewwhere in the lab you wwont find it dont evven bother lookin

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ERIDAN: hey ter can you go givve that four horned mustard blooded land licking sack of rubbish ovver there a message for me

ERIDAN: tell him to put his honey wwhere his mouth is and meet me outside for another duel

ERIDAN: swweet stinkin murder i am truly pathetic arent i

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ERIDAN: hey

ERIDAN: wwhats up

ERIDAN: yup

ERIDAN: god damn vvris wwhys it still got to be so flippin awwkwward like this come on

ERIDAN: wwe used to havve a good thing goin remember our campaigns

ERIDAN: that shit wwas epic wwhere are you evven goin to find a rivvalry like that

ERIDAN: oh as if im not so ovver it please spare me your disdain mindfang

ERIDAN: im wworkin on findin a neww rivvalry wwhichll make ours look like a kiddie game

ERIDAN: wwhich oh by the wway IT WWAS

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ERIDAN: fuck that fuckin wwitch bleww up my computer

ERIDAN: ok not literally the wwitch as in thats not literally her title or anythin

ERIDAN: the seer i guess

ERIDAN: fuckin lousy no good goddamn rotten seer

ERIDAN: shut yer spidertrap wwitch there are serious emotions happening ovver here

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CA: wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock

CA: magic is NOT REAL

CA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely

CA: its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is

CA: so howw about you get off your high skyhorse

CA: youre not usin magic just DEAL WW IT

CA: ok i didnt say that

CA: i think you wwear the role pretty wwell wwhich is somethin i can appreciate

CA: theres a lot of showwmanship thats put in to comin off as a diabolical sort

CA: wwell fine you dont havve to behavve vvillainous if youre bent up on actin against the grain a your nobility or somesuch

CA: i can play that role its not like i evver didnt get my gils dirty before

CA: wwell arent you

CA: the wway you

CA: ok

CA: i had a misconclusion about that so my fault

CA: obvviously you got rich blood so maybe when you crash landed you wwerent recognized for it by wwhatevver vvehicle upholds the class structure in human society

CA: must of been fuckin brutal raisin up a commonblood wwhen you knew you wwere better than evverybody and its probably got you all messed up inside but maybe theres hope for you

CA: see i got a lot a experience bein nobility so ill let you knoww if you got a shot in hell at cuttin it pinkscarf

CA: fakemage pinkscarf howw does that sound

CA: see this is good i think this could be a good thing

CA: this thing wwe got goin

CA: you obvviously hate me and i think i got it in me to get the dark propensities smolderin

CA: and wwere both obvviously dangerous elites in nature

CA: i think theres somethin there i mean look at howw you evven came into the wworld

CA: killed a fuckin fuck ton of marine life accidental

CA: doin thats all i evver done practically the ocean wwas my killin cauldron

CA: hahahahaha see youre good wwith fish puns too i got so many a those you havve no idea

CA: i just think theres a fate thing here

CA: i mean i dont mean to strike you as too forwwardsuch but are you seein wwhere im goin wwith this

CA: look i understand you dont understand that kind of thing in your culture i get that

CA: but maybe i could teach you to get it

CA: yeah and in return maybe you could teach me howw to bullshit magic like that

CA: yes teach me your secrets wwitch

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CA: noww that youre done makin all that pointless rubbish

CA: ivve got somethin wway more wworth your wwhile

CA: that couldvve been anyone

CA: lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations

CA: im offerin you the edge here

CA: in your rivvalry wwith the other female

CA: wwevve got the same abstratus

CA: and i dont need this thing anymore

CA: since i became more powwerful than you could evver imagine as a mighty wwizard of wwhite science

CA: so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that awwful wwitch

CA: yeah ok the seer then if you wwant to be dealin wwith technicalities

CA: oh

CA: wwell fuck

CA: suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you

CA: oh i see so she shared her "magic secrets" wwith you then

CA: its probably a trap i wwouldnt trust her

CA: she is a cunnin and treacherous sort trust me i knoww her type

CA: you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations

CA: you wwouldnt understand anywway

CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants

CA: if you must knoww things betwween us wwere gettin pretty bellicose and im pretty sure she wwas wwaxin as obsidian for me as a human got it in em to do

CA: and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart

honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch

CA: but the thing is i need a rivval wwho can pose me a challenge

CA: and frankly shes not evven fit for holdin my cape anymore

CA: at this point i find all her adorable black pixie dabblins to be prime kiddie playtime shit

CA: all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

CA: an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike

CA: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels

CA: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

CA: so really you should be honored to inherit my old callin

CA: both my armaments and my feud

CA: itll be wwitch against wwitch

CA: a real one vvs an impostor

CA: faker one dies

CA: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already

CA: its a wway more powwerful wweapon than any of that crap you made

CA: its a legendary relic wwithout equal

CA: youre bein needlessly fuckin stubborn about this im doin you a fuckin favvor here

CA: if you accept it this is the last ill evver be botherin you about anythin ok

CA: FFFFFFWW

CA: thats the code

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CA: howws that possible

CA: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship

CA: probably a cheap imitation of the original

CA: uh

CA: kind of like that one there is

CA: so theres your answwer stable loops ahoy

CA: noww enjoy the utter fuckin domination it affords

CA: wwhos that

CA: wwhy

CA: wwhat the fuck is a grandson

CA: is that some kind of pervverse human familial thing

CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste

CA: settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont givve about this

CA: ill havve you knoww this is the last time im plannin on talkin to any human

CA: i got bigger ships to sink and soon wwhen im good and ready me and my luminous fuckin science stick havve got a date wwith jack noir

CA: AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF DATE GIVVE ME A LITTLE FUCKIN CREDIT

CA: wwhys this matter so hush hush anywway

CA: wwell maybe he didnt wwanna disrupt wwhatevver disgustin sequence of evvents wwas responsible for his spawwnin in the first place

CA: ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso

CA: so change a fuckin subject

CA: that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid

CA: happy i could play a role in your dirty stinkin lineage

CA: no wwe dont knoww our direct forebears and im pretty sure any attempt to seek out or evven inquire about the supplier of your genes wwould be a fine wway to get yourself killed

CA: but wwevve got our lore and it says wwe all got indivvidual ancestors wwho contribute to most of our genes abovve and beyond wwhat the grubs slurry does

CA: oh shut up

CA: anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em

CA: and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork

CA: i kinda think thats wwhy i found the gun in the first place

CA: but noww im forsakin it because fuck i just found a better destiny than my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway

CA: wwhat do you mean

CA: aww man come on

CA: god damn it

CA: its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me

CA: fine fuck it wwhat do i care

CA: this has been a completely flippin useless exchange as havve they all been wwith your species

CA: and for the record

CA: evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find my gun

CA: fate isnt real

CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS

CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE

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CA: kan make her talk to me do somethin

CA: your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin girl crush thats wwho

CA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does

CA: so help me out tell her to talk to me i think she blocked me you got to CA: wwhatEVVER you are so the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice wwhen it comes to auspisticing

CA: you cant let a grudge go by you wwont stick your busy stem betwwixt so get wwith the program fussyfangs

CA: wwho givves a shit wwhy she blocked me or about my fuckin manners come on youvve got a wway wwith her

CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right

CA: she made me somethin per a prior arrangement

CA: she wwill delivver it wwhen wwe meet in this game but i dont knoww wwhat the logistics are yet

CA: im tryin to connoiter wwith her here but shes blowwin me off again fickle dirtscrapin landhag

CA: kan stupid wwhat do you think its a fuckin gizmo to bloww up the wworld or somethin

CA: ok wwell not that obvviously

CA: but somethin thatll kill all land dwwellers wwhat else wwould i be after

CA: wwell

CA: im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be fuckin unconscionable

CA: wwhat kind of friend wwould i be

CA: yeah go ahead and kiss us off but therell be blood on your hands

CA: you could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to

CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps

CA: you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be there wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks

CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once

CA: you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish

CA: yeah it does its important sorry but the fate of the race and purity of the bloodline is important excuse me for being concerned

CA: huh

CA: wwell ok

CA: ordinarily id call bullshit on terrible stinkin bs like that but i knoww you dont really lie about stuff

CA: unless its to yourself

CA: but thats wwhy i bother evven talking to you i wwouldnt evven be here SAYIN any of this otherwwise

CA: so did your clouds tell you that

CA: i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT they hide nothin but misfortune and monstrosities

CA: fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds

CA: so howw do you knoww then

CA: ok wwell you are jacked tight the fuck into this thing in so many wways i dont knoww wwhat to say anymore

CA: wwhatevver wwe wwill just play and find out i guess

CA: so can you tell her to talk to me anywway

CA: god dammit

CA: she and me are teammates wwevve got to havve a powwwwoww or SOMETHING

CA: fuck

CA: fine i get it ill step off

CA: you dont wwant to be our auspistice cause you dont wwant to get locked into that sort of relation wwith her i can respect that

CA: yeah it is your real feelins run pretty awwful RUDDY methinks evverybody knowws it

CA: especially that assblood karkat he and me havve you so pegged about that its upright silly

CA: but its cool its totally fine dont wworry ill leavve you alone and givve you a shot

CA: wwhat

CA: wwhoa wwait wwho

CA: ok wwait did she talk to you today

CA: wwhat did she say

CA: or glub or wwhatevver

CA: WWWWHAT

CA: wwait

CA: did she actually say that

CA: in confidence

CA: can you copy exactly wwhat she said

CA: this is bullshit youre bee essing me in some wway awwful

CA: you dont lie but you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood out wwith incontinent musclebeast discharge if i wwont knoww wwhen im gettin hooked

CA: awwww fuck

CA: see im tellin you

CA: you got to play your cards right CA: if youre not savvvvy about howw you define yourself to peopleCA: you can just splash into the moirail zone before you knoww wwhich wways upwwardCA: kan its hard

CA: being a kid and growwing up

CA: its hard and nobody understands

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CA: fef

CA: hey

CA: glub

CA: yeah

CA: hm

CA: wwhat

CA: nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve

CA: wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it CA: uhuh wwhatevverCA: yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR

CA: i wwill tell you

CA: evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda

CA: any of my agendas really

CA: none of the agendas

CA: none of them

CA: see

CA: more condescension

CA: you are goin to make a hell of an empress

CA: so

CA: i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military masterminds became great through upright persevverance

CA: it isnt wwrong

CA: im not going to explain it to you again

CA: at this point all you need to knoww is its important to me

CA: and im doing it for us

CA: i mean our kind

CA: nobody understands not evven you

CA: pshh

CA: hemospectrum begs to differ

CA: wwhatevver

CA: i havve to keep an eye on em up here

CA: its all about tactics

CA: history is full of cases wwhere conquerers consort wwith members of the enemy in a mannerly wway before wwipin them out CA: evven goin as far as growwin fond a some

CA: its only civvilized

CA: all your feelins are fishy

CA: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB

CA: ill glub in wwhatevver dumbass bubbly soundin fishnoise i wwant to glub

CA: ok please lets just not get into the wwhole fuckin fish pun thing again ok

CA: like wwe get it wwe are nautically themed

CA: but yeah i dunno

CA: i dont knoww wwhy she ignores me i guess shes just bored wwith me

CA: wwe had it all set up for her to givve me this thing tonight that probably doesnt evven wwork but yeah maybe that wwasnt the point

CA: i mean you think wwe havve a pretty good rivvalry goin right

CA: or at least had

CA: it wwas pretty fuckin bitter and contentious for a wwhile there and there wwas some good chemistry i dont knoww wwhat happened

CA: it doesnt matter like i said shes bored shitless

CA: i guess im not as good a advversary as i thought

CA: ehhh

CA: wwell ok thanks for sayin so

CA: shrug

CA: maybe

CA: seems kinda

CA: odd though

CA: wwell those are my stupid feelins wwhat about yours

CA: seems to me like you get along too wwell wwith evverybody to be harborin any black sentiments

CA: yeah

CA: oh god

CA: uh

CA: ok fef

CA: this is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

CA: i gotta go

CA: be back later wwhen its time to play

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[skepticalarrie]

Hii... I was stalking your account a bit last night cos I was bored so from there I went to some other accounts and then from there to other accounts like a chain reaction... So I came across a blog account from 2013-14 ( they deactivated in 2014 ig) and there was this one anon who asked them that Louis hasn't been in the limelight for a long time and he was a bit sad or restless in interviews but was better now (as in when the account replied to their tweet which 2013 end or 2014 start ig)... Which made me wonder is it something to do with sept 28 ( I'm not saying they got married) ... Maybe they took a BIG decision for their relationship and had to fight a lot with the management and that's why Louis was a bit sad... But since I was not there then I don't know what happened can you help like what was going on during that time?

Hello anon! How are you?

I think I have a few posts discussing what was going on with them - and more specifically Louis - between 2013/2014 but I couldn't find the posts so I'm sorry if any of you already saw me rambling about it haha because I feel like I'm repeating myself a lot with this.

But I don't think it has anything to do with September 28th or making a big step on their relationship. I think 2013 was a year where their closeting became very severe. The bullshit tweet was in September 2012 (yes that shit is going to be nine soon), around the same time Haylor happened too, and it was basically all downhill from there. 2013 was the year One Direction became BIG, worldwide big, and I believe all five of them (not only Harry and Louis) really felt that pressure, they were extremely overworked that year, they were too profitable. And as a consequence, I believe H&L also started to slowly realize the extension of their closeting, all the implications. Harry was basically the focus of all the attention they were getting, with his fuck boy over-sexualized image. During the TMH tour we saw them interacting less and less, I believe while they were filming This is Us they were also limited in terms of how they were supposed to act backstage since they always had a camera on them.

As for Louis, more specifically, I think he was heavily media trained and highly advised to tone down his flamboyance and "loudness", it's shocking to see the difference in how Louis acted between the beginning of TMH tour comparing to the beginning of WWA tour in the following year. He lost his confidence on stage, on his voice, everything. It felt like he was overthinking every movement on stage. It feels to me that it was their label/management best interest to let him fade in the background as much as possible. I'm guessing this also came as a punishment because he was the one standing up for the band behind the scenes, trying to have a say on their music, on their public images, etc etc... I think he pissed a lot of people off. He also lost a lot of weight very fast halfway through 2013, his weight loss was very visible and I remember fans being extremely concerned for his health. Probably one of the most horrible stunts happened in that year too, Haige, and I believe that had a huge impact on Louis as well. They were forced more and more apart to go stunting, they were not allowed to travel together anymore. Eleanor was literally everywhere with them, a lot of damage control. So I believe all of this contributed to Louis looking the way he did during that time. There was a lot going on. If I had to describe everything I just said in one video, this would be the one:

(I think there's an even worst footage of that because there was a camera on Louis' side too, but I couldn't find it) I'm not usually very emotional about that kind of thing, but this video of them at the airport in New Jersey where they forced them into different cars, completely breaks my heart every fucking time.

[insertmesoftly]

Eridan x Loner Troll Oc (Whobie)

(I apologize for how erratic this post is, it’s not really a narrative so much as just a bunch of notes scribbled down for these idiots. I’m still posting them anyways cuz fuck it. I can be sorry and still do something :,D)

The Beginning of Their Friendship:

Me, before: Hmm this is a slow build friendship. Whobie tried being friendly because they noticed Eridan was a loner too without a place and they were severely snuffed. They do not like each other and Whovie avoids him but eventually Eridan is caught crying somewhere and he starts a spiteful argument doing everything to threaten then into shutting up and Whobie just yells back like 'Shit man stop being so fucking stupid, if you wanna talk about your feelings we can just hang in my room and chat. God damn it im miserable here too lets fucking bond.' And that's how Eridan is very forcibly abducted to their room. And he'd never admit it but he really felt. Relieved. Someone was noticing him. Someone finally insisted on talking to him. Ah. He's still a smug fucking asshole and sees this as 'OH you WANT me as your friend so badly? That's so embarrassing for you.' And Whobie let's him cuz it was somewhat true and they know he needs his pride over it.

Me now: Actually what if their first meeting was Whobie enthusiastically volunteering to help Eridan after everyone's been ignoring him and they themselves have been feeling left out all game. They pretty much fall into his world far from his Hive, end up journeying through it and possibly befriending an angel that follows em now, taking a long ass time and many dangerous paths before FINALLY REACHING HIS HOME! And as they run to it with an eager smile- they get shot and burnt to a crisp. Eridan was too careless and only saw their angel companion, shooting first then realizing his mistake, but not before the fire trap that was set got triggered and burned em. Now he stares at their charred body and deals with the panic of having killed a troll he doesn't know but that was the only one to come visit him in too long. He's shaking as he texts Karkat for info on how to revive a troll and he is absolutely disgusted by the response. Their meeting was not the best. But it's one neither will ever forget.

"Wwhatevver, charred lips. Remember wwho it wwas that savved you!"

"REALLY? REALLY? SAYS THE ONE WHO KILLED ME IN THE!! FIRST!!! PLACE!!!!"

Cute Miscellaneous Friendship Stuff:

- Imagine a cute wholesome scene from some other universe where they’re bffs and happy and Whobie gets the idea to ask 'What’s the worst thing I could ever say to you?' and Eridan is caught off guard and scared and Whobie reassures him it’s just to know what not to say because they'd never want to hurt him like that and he kinda calms down and they both share their greatest fears and make a pact to make fun of each other for anything and everything... but to never bring these things up. And they hold hands and stare at the sky and get a little closer.

- Eridan catches Nepeta and Equius making out and he is VERY offended and calls them out on confusing their quadrants, but Nepeta waves him off and says it just shows how good friends they really are that they can do this because it feels nice and not have it be weird, and that truly sticks to Eridan as he keeps glancing at Whobie wondering if it's true. He ends up waving it off most of the time… but… he keeps asking.

- A carnival date. *teary eyed* holdim hambs. Bullying each other in bumper cars. Trying to win each other prizes but sucking until Eridan gets to a shooting game and wins and he smugly keeps the plush hostage until Whobie can get them one too. By the end of the night they tried so hard and finally got a miserable excuse for a plush that is ugly and unwanted. They’re so ashamed of it and Eridan insults it but he switches plushies in a heartbeat and you can now pry it from his cold dead hands because Whobie tried all day for him and this was all he wanted.

~

Things Get Serious/ Where I’ve Left Off Cuz This Is Where We Stopped Reading For Now:

The order of the session had Whobie being helped out of their cave and starting the game thanks to Tavros. This is how they came to have a crush on Tavros while also having to deal with Vriska always being there and noticing and taking advantage to annoy them every step of the way.

Tavros is an oblivious dumdum that thinks Whobie is nice but weird. Whobie clearly tries a bit too hard to talk to him and they always end up giving Tavros mixed signals on whether they like him or hate him because of this. Eventually he sees em as a friend and this pleases Whobie greatly.

Eridan and Whobie have a pact to help each other with their crushes. Eridan's take up the most time cuz he has so many and a variety. From trying to catch Sollux's attention, to trying to show off to Nepeta, and a bit of trying to convince Karkat to hang out with them, they have their hands full with Eridan's problems. But on the off chance of Whobie seeing an opportunity, Eridan isn't above helping them in return, hearing them out and giving advice. He of course thinks this crush is absolutely pathetic and sad, tells Whobie so multiple times, but he helps anyways. Especially when it means distracting and making Vriska mad.

He had no particular feelings for this at first, it was just the business of helping a moiral out. Then the more the two end up bonding... he tries writing it off. Laughs nervously to himself. He can't possibly be going through this again. With a moiral! And yet. Sullenly, he relents that Whobie has been making progress with Tavros. Spending less time talking with him... Doing a lot of touching as they help him with his legs. He loathes it. And he acts huffy. Obviously jealous. Whobie takes it as him feeling lonely, so they suggested the three hang out. It... didn't end well. Eridan was a jerk the whole time, even pushing Tavros at one point and he made Whobie furious. They demanded he apologize. As if he ever would. He turned to walk away. He was glad they followed. They hold his shoulder and ask why he can't just be nice for once, for their moiral. Why he had to ruin a perfectly good way to keep both trolls they liked happy.

Eridan is aghast at being on the same level as to Tavros on their mind. He pushes their hand away and yells at them that if they really knew him they should've known he'd ruin this. It's all he does. He doesn't likebeing with other trolls! Whobie is done with his self-depreciation. Why can't he learn to at least coexist? Just keeping his mouth shut would've been fine!

This hurts him. 'You'd rather I stay silent? Fine! I'm not talking to you again! You're a coward in love with an idiot and you two deserve each other! I hope you'll be happy now!' And he storms away before he can cry in front of them. It was all unfair! He broods alone. Doesn't want to come out of his room. Glares at Whobie when he sees them but immediately looks away when they glance back. He hates seeing them closer to Tavros.

With how badly that went, Whobie immediately panicked and had a breakdown. Tavros helped calm them down and now Whobie has just been... way too clingy. They lost their best friend. This was all they had... anyone else would've been more annoyed but Tavros was ok with it. Whobie respected whatever limits he gave em ('Oh, uh, could you please not read over my shoulder? Thank you!' 'Um... I know you're being nice... and um, I appreciate the thought! But... I'm not sure what to do with a um... dead mouse... especially not one so uh... in pieces.')

This friendship progress culminates to a point where Whobie feels secure enough to try confessing and Eridan is beginning to get Grimdark... and then the awkward Tavros confession to Jade occurs. Everyone saw because of the projector Jade used. Whobie felt their blood run cold and they heard Vriska's laughter behind them. 'Better go comfort your 'buddy.' I'm sure he'll appreciate you a lot~' That's the last thing Whobie wants to do. They crawl to the teleporters and sit next to Eridan's for basically hours until he finally comes out of it. He trips over them and scrambles.

'What the fuck?! What are you-'

'You were right.'

Whobie isn't even looking at him. Still staring at the ceiling. Tears roll down. 'I was a coward and he was an idiot and I'm also an idiot and I wasted all that time just-' They're sobbing, wiping their face. Eridan feels keenly aware of how they're in an open space and he gets up and grabs at their hoodie, dragging them to his teleporter with a sigh and sending them somewhere private. He was fully prepared to make them suffer before accepting any apologies. To demand they kiss his shoes and call him a god.But those plans went out the window as they clung to his leg and kept apologizing. Spilling out all their emotions about how much they missed him and how they felt like no one could replace his friendship. They were such sweet words, the right words for his ears. He almost wanted to cry too. But he instead got mad at himself, knowing he gave in too fucking fast. He kicked them away. Then he crouched down and hugged them. Whatever had happened wasn't important. He was right. And now they're back and they learned their place. They know better than to ever prioritize someone other than him now. That was all that mattered.

Still don't know what to do for the massacre/death but this is where this train of thought stops. Bleh. Maybe he recruits Whobie. Maybe he makes em wait in the room for him and they're none the wiser, still lost in thought, only to get the biggest blows of their life as they eventually wake from a nap and look at their laptop to see all that happened. And now they're stuck in Eridan's room and stuck living without him.

[clumsyclifford]

Typed Bella into the tumblr search bar trying to get here because I am a certified moron. I want to know four questions that you want to answer to avoid repeats and get the best stories. But also I'd love to know how you found 5sos. And whose lane are you in, Bella? Spill the fuckin beans bro 👀👂

Oh and I love u

well let’s start with i love you too <3 and that’s okay i do that constantly lmao how many times have i typed “paige” or “emily” into the search bar. so many

uhhhhhh okay let me have a look. four is so many i have nothing interesting to say but i will try

20. cocktail chats or spilling the quarantea? cocktail chats by about one zillion miles. cocktail chats are my favorite 5sos content by such a long shot that if you looked back you wouldnt even SEE anything else. i wish they would do cocktail chats for every album and everything they ever do. nothing makes me laugh like those videos. it’s a combination of drunk boys being funny and music boys talking about music which is like???????? show me ONE part of this that isn’t absolutely flawless. i’m obsessed. and to top it off there’s a motherfucking jack barakat cameo. they couldn’t have done better fan service if they tried. this shit panders to me specifically and i accept it with open arms

25. how did you find 5sos? OKAY! SO. SO. SO. I COULDNT REMEMBER EXACTLY. AND THEN I HAD THE BRILLIANT INSIGHT TO TEXT MY OLDER SISTER!!! because i KNOW i found them through her. and here is the FANTASTIC discovery i have made: 

i somehow, indirectly, managed to become a 5sos fan because! of! one! direction!!!!! incredible!!!!!!!

anyway that was the WWA tour so it would have been may of 2014. and i GUESS that means the first song of theirs that i heard was slsp?? no recollection of that but i’m just gonna bank on that assumption since also it doesn’t matter. interestingly 5sos didn’t actually open for 1d in brazil so like, that was a real stroke of luck. anyway. yeah. cool bella lore that even bella didn’t know. we have fun here

33. dream collab? i mean you know it’s alex william gaskarth. but branching out, jenna mcdougall from tonight alive as well, her voice is CRAZY. and i am still very much approaching this from a pop punk!sos angle. umm...........currently grasping for all my favorite artists to see what what really do it for me. oh my god this would be fucking batshit but. LIZZO. 5sos ft lizzo. or even better lizzo ft 5sos. god can you IMAGINE. wait fuck one more brian logan dales. i would kill. any of these would kill me on the spot. none of them are going to happen. i do not care.

34. fav song(s) from their ep’s? if you don’t know is top dog, followed immediately by wayf, which i have grown to appreciate a whole lot more recently. i mean i always loved it but there’s something special in there now. i have to go look at their EPs to finish answering this question because my memory is shit but i can tell you right now the entirety of don’t stop ep absolutely fucks and i am in a permanent state of fury that i don’t have the ability to stream it

is the only reason an EP song???? holy shit, definitely that as well. and if b-sides and rarities of sgfg count then OBVIOUSLY story of another us and rock and a hard place aka the camila cabello song. i mean the truth is i love all the EP songs. everyone hates just saying and for why? it slaps. daylight? BANGER that was always my no-skip song i was physically unable there’s just Something About It. UNPREDICTABLE!! SLAPS!!!! and the whole skh ep??? excepting skh alt version which i’m neutral leaning towards negative towards sorry i know that’s inexplicably an unpopular opinion but whatever but BESIDES that. all good tunes. so like. long way to say i love ALL their EP songs 

5sos asks :)

and to answer your question, i am genuinely, sincerely not in a lane. i think the concept of lanes IS silly! for me personally i don’t see any reason to “choose” someone. and i find it strange that people will pick a “lane” and then have a “cheat lane”????? just say you like two people what are ??? what are you trying to ???? like?????????? i don’t get it. it’s strange to me. if you naturally have a favorite (or if as taylor says “the favorite chooses you” ??) or if you just WANT a favorite/lane then like that is great i’m not the authority on fandom lmao and i ENCOURAGE people to engage with fandom in whatever way they like and makes them happy and if lanes make people happy then go for it!!! but that simply ain’t how i roll. i don’t lock myself in

i know hazel thinks my lane is, or at least was, michael, because i had a big crush on him for a while there and also my url, but i feel like we can call it like it is, which is just that i had a big crush on him for a while and his name is in my url! at any moment i can have a big crush on someone else, like for example frat luke or 2017 ashton, or all of these people at once, and there’s no reason i shouldn’t be able to just say that. doesn’t have to be a whole thing. and that is my honest answer regarding lanes thank you for attending my TED talk

[xxforsaken-angelxx]

> Message your moirail back.

xxforsaken-angelxx im so sorry i knoww i shouldvve told you somethin first but fuckin i dont knoww, i didnt, i was rushin an i didnt knoww wwhat to say im here noww though hi

hortiicultured Hii.

xxforsaken-angelxx hi

hortiicultured are you okay?

xxforsaken-angelxx i havve a headache an im on so much adrenaline otherwwise im good

hortiicultured Okay. good. That'2 Good. are you goiing to tell me what that wa2 all about? What Wa2 2o Urgent That You Couldn't Even 2ay Anythiing To Me? and what we're 2uppo2ed to do now that we've got your fuckiing ance2tor tru22ed up liike twelfth periigee2 meal?

xxforsaken-angelxx he wwas keepin someone as secret prisoner on his ship an like that guy talks on here an hes miserable an i wwanted to see if i could get some info out of my ancestor wwithout it bein a big deal   but then i kinda like lost my shit an noww its a vvery big deal

hortiicultured IIt'2 Defiiniitely A Biig Deal! ii. ii could have *helped,* eriidan. II Would Have.

xxforsaken-angelxx i knoww :o( i should havve told you an you wwouldvve stopped me an i dont havve an excuse

hortiicultured you don't *know* what ii would have done, becau2e you diidn't giive me the chance.

xxforsaken-angelxx ok yeah still though im really sorry sollux

hortiicultured ...II Know. 2o what now...?

xxforsaken-angelxx so noww uh noww ivve got a guy here an my ancestors presumably still in the other room an i think said guy wwill be helpful but i dunno knoww wwhat to do about my ancestor

hortiicultured He II2 IIn Fact 2tiill IIn The Other Room. ...you found the guy? And... Brought Hiim Back.

xxforsaken-angelxx i found the guy an i brought him back an hes wwith me

hortiicultured all riight... ...II2 *He* Okay? from the 2ound of thiing2...

xxforsaken-angelxx emotionally he is havvin a real bad time right now but physically he seems okay

hortiicultured At Lea2t There'2 That. we really need to fiigure out what to do about your ance2tor.

xxforsaken-angelxx boy wwe really fuckin do

hortiicultured II Want To Be Able To Talk About Thii2 IIn Per2on And II Can't Really. Do That. iif ii'm 2tuck grub2iittiing hii2 2tupiid grea2y a22. Whiich II'm Doiing, Becau2e Fuck Know2 We Don't Need One Of Hii2 People Fiindiing Hiim. but they're goiing to fiigure out he'2 mii22iing 2ooner or later.

xxforsaken-angelxx i appreciate you so much for doin that you dont evven knoww howw about i just fuckin spitball some ideas though cause wwe need to get somewwhere wwith this

hortiicultured II Can't Thiink Of Anythiing Better At The Moment, 2o. 2piitball away. Al2o You'd Better. <>

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you so much anywways i got to the grease lightnin on this fuckin secret transport pad bullshit wwe havve so wwe could just send him back on that an see wwhere that goes other options include airlock makeshift jail puttin him back in the med wward an bribin the nurses

hortiicultured ...okay. Pro2 And Con2.

2end hiim back, he'2 probably goiing to kiick up a fu22 *immediiately*. Probably More Of One When He Fiigure2 Out That You 2tole Hii2...Prii2oner? What The Fuck II2 Even Goiing *On* There. make2hiift jaiil and briibiing the nur2e2, both could buy u2 2ome tiime but would defiiniitely only delay actually. dealiing. wiith thii2. And Hii2 People Are Almo2t Certaiinly Goiing To Come Lookiing 2ooner Or Later ...aiirlock. Not That II Feel Liike II 2hould *Really* Be Con2iideriing The Meriit2 Of 2omethiing Liike That, But II Can't 2ay IIt Ha2n't Been On My Miind. he'd be out of the piicture, but you'd have to deal wiith everythiing that would come of that, whiich. ii don't actually know iif iit would be better or wor2e than contiinuiing to deal wiith *hiim*.

...Al2o What IIf 2omeone 2aw Hiim Ju2t. Driiftiing. Out There.

xxforsaken-angelxx if wwe throww him out the airlock then itd immediately trigger my succession attempt so theres that

hortiicultured ...doe2 that feel liike 2omethiing you can hone2tly deal wiith riight now? Would IIt Be Worth IIt?

xxforsaken-angelxx i mean ivve been fuckin thinkin an ...thats wwhat im tryin to do anywways? evverythins fucked right noww an i wwant things to go my wway an not his so im essentially tryin to start takin the church an also, i brought the guy back cause i thought him existin might help wwith that too

hortiicultured eriidan, iif you're goiing to do thii2. You Can't... Do. *Thii2*. Agaiin. ii can't deal wiith beiing left iin the dark agaiin. Whatever Happen2.

xxforsaken-angelxx i wwould nevver i i cant tell you howw much i wwould fuckin nevver do this again im fuckin *terrified* an ivve been terrified all day i need you im lost wwithout you an i lovve you im not i wwasnt bein myself im not ok i snapped im not ok an i wwould still nevver do it again cause i feel awwful about hurtin you like that

hortiicultured ...okay. okay. We'll. Deal Wiith That, Too. Later. ...ii'm not. II *Wa2* Angry, And II Am Hurt, But. you 2cared me, ii wa2 worriied, ii diidn't know what you were doiing or what wa2 goiing to happen.

xxforsaken-angelxx i dont wwant to evver scare you like that again :o(

hortiicultured II Know. ii'd. rather be 2cared *wiith* you. You Know...?

xxforsaken-angelxx alwways

hortiicultured ii love you...

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you too i think wwe should send my ancestor back or somethin an find a place for my guy an then i wwanna just cry on you i think

hortiicultured ...yeah. Yeah. Okay... let'2 do that.

xxforsaken-angelxx i lovve you sollux

hortiicultured II Love You Too. more than anythiing...

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 97

[Date: 19/03, 05:26 AM GMT - 19/03, 06:01 AM GMT]

[CW: Gun mention]

Little-K1ng: “alright yall, just got home, did maxwell and marcus stop fighting?? i kinda dipped to head to work when they started up...

maxwell? marcus? you guys still up? ....is fetch home yet?”

Maxwell: “Uhhhh....”

Little-K1ng: “oh hi max !!”

Maxwell: “I’m up Marcus is asleep again and fetch got stuck

He said some guys started chasing him and threatened him so he ran and hid in a gas station....”

Little-K1ng: “OH NO

is he okay???

does he need picked up???? is that why he mentioned a gun earlier?????

where is he???????????”

Maxwell: “Yeah we checked he said he’s only got a couple scraps”

Little-K1ng: “oh good okay phew alright

ill catch my breath in a second, as long as hes alright”

Maxwell: “He only said he was at a gas station and the lady there helped him, they’re letting him stay the night...”

Little-K1ng: “letting him stay the night.... okay

good

hes got somewhere warm with food, thats nice”

Maxwell: “Uh...some stuff happened when you left...”

Little-K1ng: “that puts me at ease

oh?

i know you guys were fighting”

Maxwell: “It...might be best to wake up Marcus to help explain...”

Little-K1ng: “oh. okay i can. i can get him up”

Maxwell: “Oh yeah also one thing”

Little-K1ng: “?”

Maxwell: “Before you do it”

Little-K1ng: “yes?”

Maxwell: “Dont...don’t mind the flowers”

Little-K1ng: “th- hhhhhh

hhhuhhh,,,the uh

the flowers

uh

is that

what i think

you mean”

Maxwell: “Yeeeeeah.....”

Little-K1ng: “o-ookay, , ,, ill uh. ill keep calm about it

i wont make a fuss i wont worry him about it

marcus? hey? wake up buddy

Marcus. hey”

Maxwell: “Wake up shithead /lh”

Marcus: “...huh?”

Little-K1ng: “hey wake up, im home”

Marcus: “oh, welcome h..ome”

Little-K1ng: “hey marcus..... morning haha... at uh. the middle of the night

heard theres some stuff you guys wanted to talk about?”

Maxwell: “You doing okay man? You feel asleep not long after....she left”

Marcus: “..wha..?

oh

..oh”

Little-K1ng: “after i left? wow you werent up for long”

Maxwell: “....I’ll get the ice water it’ll wake em up”

Marcus: “no nonono I’m awake”

[Little-K1ng: “after i left? wow you werent up for long”]

Maxwell: “No no...not you”

Little-K1ng: “n..not me?”

Maxwell: “Uh baroness literally walked into the house”

Marcus: “....

..yeah”

Little-K1ng: “shheeeeee WHAt”

Marcus: “ow”

Little-K1ng: “sorry”

Marcus: “Loud noises, just woke up

mona please”

Maxwell: “me and marcus were talking after we made up and she just walked in”

Little-K1ng: “why would she....”

Marcus: “.....to talk to us

About uhh

Taking care of the flowers? Or something”

Maxwell: “yeah cause we cut mine”

Little-K1ng: “ah, to comment on the uh..

yeah those

hm”

Maxwell: “yeah....also she kept calling us viscount and page”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “oh, of course. she sees you as family

and targets”

Maxwell: “I threatened to bite her

and punch her”

Little-K1ng: “oh nice one !!

...dont actually though”

Maxwell: “i didnt...”

Marcus: “..you definitely wanted to”

Little-K1ng: “so uh.... how did that fight sort out between you two? what was it about?”

Maxwell: “but uh marcus started blooming during our argument...before baroness came in and after you left”

Marcus: “........”

Little-K1ng: “if... if you dont mind me asking

oh no”

[Maxwell: “but uh marcus started blooming during our argument...before baroness came in and after you left”]

Little-K1ng: “max, you saw it?”

Marcus: “i-it’s fine Mona”

Little-K1ng: “marcus, are you okay? do you need anything to numb it?”

Marcus: “It doesn’t even hurt”

Little-K1ng: “it-... it doesnt hurt?”

Marcus: “I honestly didn’t know it happened until Max...”

Little-K1ng: “dont lie to me”

Marcus: “I’m not! I wouldn’t!”

Maxwell: “thats the thing, even baroness said it shouldn't hurt”

Little-K1ng: “i really dont want you to lie to me, marcus. i dont know if i could handle that

she said that?”

Maxwell: “or rather it wouldn't hurt if we accepted it....”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “she of all people, ha

if it

oh

oh”

Marcus: “.....”

Little-K1ng: “oh... oh marcus..”

Maxwell: “it would make sense....as to why it hurts me and fetch so much and why...it didnt hurt marcus...”

Marcus: “...I don’t like being sad”

Little-K1ng: “i understand, marcus. i dont begrudge you”

Maxwell: “yeah we....talked and uh cried...a lot, there were many tears”

Marcus: “...thanks Mona”

Little-K1ng: “oh no...... do you feel better?

crying helps

i..... i dont know what to say...

all that.... because she just.... walked in, huh”

Marcus: “We”

Maxwell: “it was before she came in”

Marcus: “We were fighting before she got here”

Maxwell: “after you left

she came in once we stopped crying”

Little-K1ng: “oh i know, i left when it started i just......i didnt think she would just... i... uh.. nevermind”

Marcus: “We made up before she got here”

[Little-K1ng: “oh i know, i left when it started i just......i didnt think she would just... i... uh.. nevermind”]

Marcus: “..huh?

Little-K1ng: “well i just...

i.... i thought about...

i dont know how to put this”

Marcus: “..Mona

Spit it out”

Maxwell: “marcus....”

Marcus: “What?”

Little-K1ng: “i uh..... knew she kind of would........ do something like that?? in... a way?? i suppose i.... i..”

Marcus: “She’s keeping something from us!

You what”

Little-K1ng: “i had... i had a feeling

but i!! look, i...”

Maxwell: “yo calm down marcus!”

Little-K1ng: “i thought she would at least be subtle”

Marcus: “I am calm”

Maxwell: “no you aint”

Marcus: “Mona”

Little-K1ng: “yknow, prowling around in the night going through my sock drawer or something.... not like.... not like that”

Marcus: “You left max vulnerable to her

at night??”

Maxwell: “it's not your fault mona”

Little-K1ng: “look. i!!! i just !!!”

Maxwell: “Marcus”

Marcus: “Did you leave the door unlocked overnight?���

Little-K1ng: “no i...!! i just... i

i didnt want... i”

Maxwell: “if she did it was for fetch!”

Marcus: “he knows how to knock”

[Maxwell: “if she did it was for fetch!”]

Little-K1ng: “hhh... y hhyeah .. ..”

[Marcus: “he knows how to knock”]

Maxwell: “not f we're all asleep

Little-K1ng: “i was.... hhh.. i was worried if he.. if he came home late,, and i didnt hear him,,”

Marcus: “He can knock loudly”

Little-K1ng: “he wouldnt come back

i didnt think ...”

Maxwell: “actually dont think i havent noticed you havent been sleeping at night marcus

everytime i wake up youre awake”

Marcus: “....”

Maxwell: “i go to sleep you're awake

I WAKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE AND YOU'RE AWAKE”

Little-K1ng: “but.... hes not? hes always asleep when i see him...”

Maxwell: “during the day

you dont sleep at night do you....”

Marcus: “...no, I don’t

Mona

If you thought I was asleep at night

You left the door unlocked knowing that Crown and Baroness were staking us out”

Little-K1ng: “i........

Marcus: “with no one to stop them

...to your knowledge”

Little-K1ng: “i... i didnt think....”

Marcus: “I can see that”

Little-K1ng: “i just thought she would........ do what she was just... already... already doing.....

she was already finding her way in....... snooping through my important stashes...

i really... i rr ea lll y... didnt t hhi nk it wouldd have.e..

been that .... big of a dde a l”

Maxwell: “marcus it isn't her fucking fault”

Marcus: “....no nonono Mona wait no

No nonono please don’t cry

I didn’t

I’m sorry”

Little-K1ng: “i caan nt... i can t beliv e... it wwa ss my f a u lt....”

Maxwell: “....oh no....”

Marcus: “no Mona no”

Little-K1ng: “no no non ono non o no you're right you're right you're right”

Maxwell: “no no no mona hes not”

Marcus: “No I’m wrong Mona I’m wrong

mona please”

Little-K1ng: “it was my fault it was all my fault i ll e f t the ufck ing DOOR UNLOCKED what was i THINKING

I DID IT ON PURPOSE OH MY GOD.....”

Marcus: “-!

Maxwell: “It's not your fault”

Marcus: “mona Im so sorry I didn’t mean it I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry”

Little-K1ng: “no i did i didnt even give it a second thought i-... i knew she would come in, i could even see her outside watching me leave it unlocked

i just.... didnt care. i forgot to care”

Marcus: “I was just upsetthisiswhyihatenegativeemotionsalltheyeverdoishurtpeople”

Little-K1ng: “i fucking DIDNT CARE im so sorry....

i ,.....”

Marcus: “mona Im sorry”

Little-K1ng: “no... i ..... marcus.... your laurel.. would it have... would it have sprouted if i hadnt...?”

Marcus: “...it would have”

Little-K1ng: “i left you two alone in the middle of a fight.... and did nothing”

Marcus: “It didn’t sprout because of Baroness

Mona im so sorry”

Little-K1ng: “i left you two unguarded all night........ and didnt care

no no dont apologize i did this i did it on my own im just....”

Marcus: “we were guarded Mona it’s okay”

Little-K1ng: “you WERENT”

Marcus: “I stay up all night

....I guess

I guess I’m not the best guard though, all things considered”

Little-K1ng: “i didnt know that!!!! i was FULLY PREPARED to leave you both to THE COURT”

Maxwell: “humans arent supposed to be nocturnal”

Marcus: “Heh”

Little-K1ng: “for fuckin DOGBOY TANTRUM ASS

and....[hic] and.... the worst paart??”

Maxwell: “you were worried about fetch i honestly would have done the same”

Little-K1ng: “i.... im not ss oorry .. i dont ffe el like i dd id anytyhing wr ong”

Marcus: “You didnt do anything wrong

I’m so sorry for implying otherwise”

Little-K1ng: “i DID. dont LIE TO ME MARCUS.

but!!! i just!!!!”

Marcus: “I-”

Little-K1ng: “i would do it again. with no hesitation

Marcus: “.....im not lying....”

Little-K1ng: “i was planning to do it again TONIGHT marcus!!!”

Marcus: “..im sorry”

Maxwell: “look some times people do bad things I've done bad shit”

Marcus: “I promise I’m not lying please im sorry”

[Maxwell: “look some times people do bad things I've done bad shit”]

Little-K1ng: “MAXWELL. WHERE AM I RIGHT NOW

IM HERE. AT HOME. IM NOT CURRENT;LY DRIVING TO THE GAS STATION. TO PICK UP FETCH

THE GUY I LEFT YOU TO DIE FOR”

Maxwell: “he wouldnt want you to”

Marcus: “you didn’t leave us to die”

Maxwell: “we can defend ourselves”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “the way i know you? the way i know the court? you may as well be dead when you're them”

Marcus: “..oh

...I see”

Little-K1ng: “i have until tomorrow with you and i dont even have the honest guarantee that ill be left here to grieve, or forced to join you”

Marcus: “...”

Little-K1ng: “....whats that face for?”

Marcus: “...I’m sorry that my preferred self isn’t good enough for you”

Maxwell: “god how i wish marigolds could help mental wounds”

Little-K1ng: “..........i........

.....marcus...

wait... i...

what... am i doing?

why am i yelling?

i dont do that

i just... im so used to running away from my problems. why am i so angry?

who am i even angry at?

its not even you. its not even me, i dont really feel bad

im not mad at fetch, im rarely mad at crown

what the fuck”

Marcus: “...”

[blouisparadise]

As promised, here is part three of our bottom Louis rec list of shorter fics that are 10k words or less. You can find part one here and part two here. Part four will be linked here when it’s posted. Happy reading!

1) Give and Take | Explicit | 1837 words

Sometimes Louis just needs.

2) What’s Yours Is Mine (What’s Mine Is Ours) | Explicit | 2982 words

Prompt: Something about Louis always waiting until the last minute to pack his bag for tour so one time Harry does it for him and then they’re thousands of miles away by the time Louis figures out Harry hasn’t actually packed anything useful. Whether it’s because Harry is just genuinely useless at packing for other people or because he wants Louis to be forced to wear his clothes is up in the air. Also Louis refusing to wear Harry’s clothes out of pure spite until Harry makes it up to him.

3) Reckless | Explicit | 3028 words

Harry thinks it’s criminal, the way Louis looks in a suit, sharp and expensive. The feeling’s mutual, judging by the way that (at his mother’s wedding, no less) Louis leans in and says, “I bet you can fuck me without ruining that suit.” Harry does his best.

4) Handprints And Good Grips | Explicit | 3330 words

Harry wants to pull them down and suck him off. Harry wants to never take them off and eat him out over the lace. Harry wants to push them aside and fuck the imprint right into Louis’ body.                   

5) A Touch Of Your Love | Explicit | 3856 words

Harry needs to work out. Louis wants him to pay attention to him. They find a compromise.

6) Mr. Tomlinson | Explicit | 4268 words

Louis is a billionaire CEO who makes grown men cry and rival companies crumble. He's also an omega. Harry is the quiet cupcake of a man he calls his alpha and the only one who gets to see Louis as anything less than fearsome.

7) It’s Your Soul That I’m Caught In Yet You Don’t Hear Me Call Your Name | Explicit | 4433 words

The one in which Harry goes out for a run in the early morning rain without telling Louis and Louis wakes up alone, cold and needy.

8) Feel The Need | Explicit | 4898 words

Louis and Harry attend Liam's Halloween party. Risky Business ensues.

9) Through My Fingers | Explicit | 5004 words

Harry has a difficult time trying to write a song. Louis helps him out.

10) Hook's Intention | Explicit | 5156 words

Harry hadn’t realized what, exactly, being the Captain Hook to Louis’ Peter Pan would entail.

11) Gotta Catch ‘Em All | Not Rated | 5186 words

Louis loves Pokémon GO, he gets a little crazy and ends up ramming into a guy. Harry gets mad, calls him a brat and treats him like one. Oh, and they’re in central park.

12) Look What You've Done To Me | Explicit | 5662 words

The one where Harry finds an old nude of Louis' on a porn site, gets jealous and much smut and kink (and fluff!!) ensues.

13) Want It All The Time, Need It Every Day | Explicit | 6306 words

Louis visits LA a week before the boys head to Australia for On The Road Again. He and Harry have some catching up to do.

14) Maybe My Heart's Numb | Explicit | 6331 words

The one where Louis stops feeling and Harry helps him regain that ability.

15) Every Color That You See | Explicit | 6568 words

It wasn’t often that Louis would sacrifice an afternoon full of relaxing and eating coco pops to look at art from hundreds of years ago. But then again, most days aren’t Zayn Malik’s birthday. Zayn likes art, Louis does not. Harry gives them both a tour of the National Gallery in London. Flirting and artistic dirty talk ensue.

16) Act Out | Explicit | 6721 words

Harry and Louis try to spice it up a little for their 10th year marriage anniversary. Cliché role play ensues.

17) There’s Magic In This Life | Explicit | 7326 words

Harry comes out to the band as bisexual on a Tuesday. 

18) Call Me Shallow But I'm Only Getting Deeper | Explicit | 7367 words

The one where Louis is a brat so Harry spanks him with a riding crop.

19) Quietly Our Hearts Beat | Explicit | 7539 words

Louis and Harry in the universe of ‘A Quiet Place’.

20) Rated R | Explicit | 7635 words

Louis gifts Harry with a surprise sex tape, and it accidentally makes its way into Harry's family Christmas party. Ridiculousness ensues.

21) Read You Like A Book | Explicit | 8089 words

Louis realises Harry can read his mind. He’ll do anything to make Harry admit it. Set during the North American leg of the WWA tour.

22) Make A Run, Cause Some Rebellion | Explicit | 8824 words

As a general rule, kitten hybrids are small and disinterested in what other people want them to do, slightly evil and at least a little manipulative. Louis prides himself on being all of those things to varying degrees, but especially on being uninterested in what other people tell him to do. He’s still human goddammit, despite his pointy ears and penchant for curling up in the sun and taking naps.

23) Focal Point | Not Rated | 8935 words

By the time you read this, I’ll be gone, so don’t bother looking. Last night was lovely, Harry, I’m sure you agree. Sorry to run, but that’s just how life works sometimes, I’m sure you understand. Don’t forget about me. xx P.S. Thanks for the money

24) Kisses and Coffee Breaks | Explicit | 9350 words

Midterm season was finally here and all Harry wanted to do was study, however his boyfriend, Louis, seems to have a better idea.

25) We Wreak Havoc With Our Hearts | Explicit | 9417 words

Harry finds that he can’t keep things separate; neither can Louis.

Check out our other fic rec lists by category here and by title here.

[hazzabeeforlou]

After a year of being a fan I had just started watching TMH era videos. Would love to know your thoughts on the seemingly drastic change on Louis overall stage presence from TMH to WWA. (I'm the anon who sent an ask regarding your long post about Louis' voice's potential several weeks back.)

Hi nony, I mean, as you probably can guess I attribute his drastic change in both stage presence and mannerisms to their “break” into the American music scene and his subsequent closeting and the marketing strategies that were used. If you look at Louis up until WMYB, he was styled, and I’m sorry if this is indelicate, but like a Dr. Whovian gay twink. Post the Club Gay performance, I think we’ve all heard about the “dressing down” Simon gave him, and we all know it wasn’t about being slightly tipsy while performing... two weeks (?) later, Eleanor 1.0 happened. While all the boys’ styles evolved (save Niall, god knows why) Louis changed his walk, his arms, his wrists, his stance, his facial expression while singing. His performance style is almost unrecognizable from the early days. What’s so tragically sad about this year is that I’d seen lots of those little quirks come back; his stride was loose-hipped, he would get into his passion face while singing, even his arms were loosening up, and he was finally allowed to be tender again, as we saw while he judged xfactor. Of course now is another fucking year gone by.... and we wait for the next one.