#SOPPY!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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inigo really heard me say i'm into soppy and pathetic pretty playboys and went, "ah, finally. my time to shine."
#AND BY GOD DID HE.#every new support line i get he just gets SOPPIER#i'm so baffled by him he does his silly little flips around the battlefield and does upwards of 200 damage and then is somehow rejected by#every single woman in the vicinity like. it's SO funny.#guy who turns into a sniveling mess because some random girl refused to get tea with him#YELLS ABOUT HOW JEALOUS HE IS THAT CYNTHIA HAS FANGIRLS#YELLED AT GEROME ABOUT WANTING TO BE MANHANDLED#HE'S SO FUKCING. [GRIPS MY LEGS]#SOPPY!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#♡ —text#💜 dancing in the dark#i reject him one too many times and severa hunts me down like can you PLEASE just go on a date with him i'm sick of him coming to me CRYING#hard cut to fates where she's then like you're in an entirely different universe where you can be anyone you want#and you chose to be HIS GIRLFRIEND????????#meanwhile owain is like that's cool anyway hey koda which sword name do you think is cooler
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octavian was such an interesting character, we need to talk more about this wet soppy loser
#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#animatic#artists on tumblr#heroes of olympus#octavian pjo#hoo#octavian#octavian percy jackson#percy jackson#rick riordan#mythology#octavian hoo#i literally practiced animation with the coin flip yesterday#then boom i get hit with lady inspiration#here's some mediocre art i did in a blaze of overexcitement lol#not defending the soppy wet loser#but like#hes so pathetic#i love him
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#alan wake#alan wake 2#sad sam#i love this little loser so much#13 years of loving that soppy wet man and it has come to this
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To write you heart.
There are notebooks full, full of notes doodles recipes, poems; illustrations of love, ink soaked pages full of admiration. Small ink platter where Remus had pressed too hard on the quill, small in smudges where he’d dragged the sleeve of his robe over a particularly detailed sketch of Sirius in his casual clothes, a small section in the back of the book, full of pressed daisies from the daisy chain Sirius and James had made in the spring.
The notebook was soaked to the brim with Remus’s admiration, love and unrequited devotion to Sirius, a part of his heat that he allowed to be shown through intricate strokes of his quill, the script of his heart melted into the page.
And it was missing, it was not in his book bag? where he always kept it, he couldn’t find it anywhere. His heart was beating out of his chest, it was dangerous in anyone else’s hands, all his devotion was spilled into the pages and it threatened to ooze into the gossip-filled halls of Hogwarts.
He retraced his steps, carefully looking over the library and the Great Hall, seeing if he could see it on a table, or in someone’s hands.
He searched for what felt like eons for the secret part of his heart, until he finally decided to retire to bed, hoping to find the notebook tomorrow in one of his classes.
As he opens the door to the dorm, to only see Sirius, and the notebook.
#this is just a silly thing i wrote on the way home from work#feel like it kind of encapsulates loser remus#writing soppy poems about his crush#marauders era#sirius black#remus john lupin#wolfstar#remus lupin#unrequited#maybe?#harry potter#marauders
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Also I can't believe I'm saying this about a persona 5 spinoff but p5t is actually... Surprisingly good? The character dynamics within the phantom thieves are much more fleshed out (which is something I always took issue with in the original game), the character screentime is a lot more balanced and mostly no flanderisation (aka yusuke gets to Do Things for once, makoto gets to Not Do Everything thank god, morgana is the most likeable he's ever been to me), the new characters are incredibly fun and executed very well especially for spinoff-only characters, the plot concepts are interesting, the sprites are very fun and expressive, like. idk I just didn't expect it to make up for some of my issues with the main game tbh!! a pleasant surprise for sure
#vi rambling#persona#I HAVENT PLAYED just watched a full playthrough but like. it took me by surprise#spoilers here:#ernesto's design is one of the better persona designs in recent games? giving p2 persona design vibes mixed w some p3 which is ALWAYS a win#toshiro and erina are GREAT. having a persona based on a human is like. something they havent done since p1 which im so down for.#in general their characters are great and not what i expected. i was scared of it being regressive but not at all#toshiro gets flamed constantly and the nuances of his faults are very clear and handled well!!#and well i always enjoy a soppy pathetic suited loser who learns to be self confident.#and they did the smart thing of giving all the thieves a spotlight by having each relate to the different episodes in toshiro's life which#is SO smart thank god. futaba got so much time here!! HARU!!! YUSUKE!!! RYUJI!!!#idk i just was scared of the dynamics being watered down and i arguably honestly got a lot more here than in the original game.#also morgana finally feels like his own character and not an mc voice replacement. hes really great in this one idk#anyways yeah im pleasantly surprised.#obviously there are the expected faults of like well. antags being v narrow mostly and the usual persona dialogue issues and stuff#but overall what a nice surprise
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soppy ahh fucking loser writting in his loser diary
#digital art#my art#fanart#dead plate#dead plate game#i know i know we talked bout this.. but i thought it would be funny like this dont mind me#hes a pathetic man i knoooww....#also hesss absolutely not writting on a death note.. nuh uh.. mhm....#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#rody dead plate
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pov: me & loser!prohero deku
-clears throat- prohero izuku is still a social loser and the only pussy in his life is his abused pocket pussy that can barely fit his cock
#a tear just ran down my leg#loser prohero deku who cries and thanks u in that whiny pussydrunk haze 🥺#noo babe ur pathetic soppy boy vibe is what drew me to u @_@#WAAAAAAAA deku all flushed and breathing heavy and the tear tracks running across his full cheeks anD HIS HNDS R EVERYWHERE#oh my GOD he’s so sloppy abt it too
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ PADDOCK TO PADDOCK (LN) PART 5
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a/n: i know it seems like the end but it’s NOT i have a little more planned so hold on <<33 just some soppy relationship stuff really
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#🐴 paddock to paddock#f1#f1 x reader#lando norris#lando norris x reader#mclaren#lando norris au#lando norris blurb#lando norris imagine#lando norris scenario#lando norris smau
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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife
Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”
Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”
Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”
Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”
Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”
Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”
Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”
Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”
Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”
Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”
Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”
Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”
Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”
Charlie: “Oh…”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”
Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”
Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”
Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”
Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”
Husk: “NO-!”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#vaggie#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it#its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape#and death threats#she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel#for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them#and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore#but it's too late#vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout#she starts a photo album for it#the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye#and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie#so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day#a family can be a demon princess#her fallen angel gf#and their first ever houseplant <3
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modern au inigo hasn't experienced the same Horrors that canon inigo has, which means he hasn't been desensitized to things that would otherwise be really scary. so he's just a little bit of a scaredy cat. just a bit. this never really comes up, though, because he doesn't really interact with scary stuff, if not because of that, then because he's just not really into it.
the Problem arises, however, when he starts dating me (resident Weirdo Little Goth that loves horror, actually) because he wants to do Everything Ever with me. doesn't play a whole lot of video games, but always wants to hang out with me when i do — insists, actually, because what kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn't? except now he's trapped watching his Tiny and Cute girlfriend kill hordes of zombies without batting an eye. he can barely look at the screen. why does she enjoy this. is it too late to ask to just. kiss. or something.
#guy who doesn't want me to think he's a chicken but also doesn't want to ask me to turn it off#bc ''what if she thinks i'm a loser and breaks up with me'' like. inigo. come on.#relays all this to The Gang and is met w ''god you're so pathetic'' from severa#& ''i always knew [koda] was shrouded in the same darkness as i...'' from owain#as if EITHER of those things help at all lmao#♡ — text#💜 dancing in the dark#anyway i think modern inigo should be a lil soppy. it's cute <3
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With Your Hands Between Your Thighs And A Smile
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(Title from the song lyrics 505 by Arctic Monkeys)
Warnings: 18+, minors DNI, stepcest, slight breeding kink, creampie, dirty talk, stepbro!kurt, fem!reader, slight perv!reader
Quick author’s note: if the thought that Kurt seems OOC crosses your mind just know I don’t care lol. Enjoy!
More stepbro!kurt found here
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The house is quiet after your mom and step dad loudly declared they were heading out for their monthly date night. You only wave goodbye as you continue to channel surf.
Kurt, your brand new step brother, sat slouched on the other end of the sofa. You gave a quick glance to him and saw he was completely zoned into his phone. He frowned down at the device before locking it with a sigh.
“The b-battery on this is shit,” he mutters out loud, turning his attention to the tv.
You hum in agreement, as you now openly look at him. You kinda hated how much you liked him. He was such a loser but weirdly sweet. He has been nothing but nice to you and your mom—really trying to make you both feel welcomed (although you could tell he and his dad had a strained relationship).
After he got over the fact you didn’t do social media (his exclamation of “how will people even know who you are?!” was met with an eye roll and a laugh, “I’ll introduce myself to them, Kurt”), you and he got along really well. The fact you wanted to fuck his brains out, however, is something you’ve been keeping pretty close to the chest.
You’ve had to live together for the past few months now since the actual marriage ceremony and you feel like you’re about to crawl out of your skin with want. Kurt is so cringe and clingy, but somehow that seems to really work for him. It hasn’t stopped you from fantasizing of riding him in the back of his car or think about sneaking into his room at night to slip under his covers for a bit of fun.
And now, here you both were at home on a Friday night with your respective parents gone until the wee hours of the morning. You bite your thumbnail as a half formed idea flitted through your brain. You bring your attention back to the tv and begin to purposefully search through the channels for a borderline porno type of movie. Once settling on one, you press your back to the armrest so your body is facing out toward Kurt.
It takes a few scenes before it seems to click with him, which by that time you already have your shorts tugged down as you slowly tease your slit through the gusset of your panties.
“W-what’re you doing?” he whispers, like he’ll get in trouble (god he’s so clueless it makes you want him even more).
“Just trynna have a bit of fun, Kurtie.”
His jaw clenches but his eyes stay on the motions of your hand as you slowly tease yourself. You give him a coy smile.
“You can’t touch me but if you want to jerk off, I wouldn’t mind.”
He sucks in a deep breath and you watch as his dick thickens in his sweatpants. You moan and shuck your shorts and panties all the way off, leaving your cunt bare to his gaze. You then strip off the skimpy tank top you were wearing with nothing underneath leaving your tits completely uncovered.
Kurt’s eyes greedily take you in, bouncing from your hardening nipples down to your dripping pussy.
Your fingers dip back down your body to circle your sensitive and swollen clit. You let out a low whine as a gush of slick coats your inner thighs.
Kurt’s dark eyes sweep over your body, back up to your own heavy lidded gaze.
“You’re so hot,” he breathes out quietly, his own hand squeezing at the bulge in his sweatpants.
You bite your lip to hold back another whine.
“Wanna touch you, Kurtie”
“I-I want to touch you too, but we can’t,” his brows furrow, “we shouldn’t even be d-doing this.”
You sigh out a moan, “I know. It’s really dirty.”
You slip your fingers through your slick folds and sink your ring and middle finger into your soppy wet hole.
“Wish it was your fingers, Kurt. Your hands are so big.”
You watch as he slips the band of his sweats down to his thighs. His cock springs up with a wet slap to his belly.
“Fuck,” you moan, “want you in my pussy so bad.”
“You can’t say that,” he pants, hand slowly beginning to stroke his cock in time with your thrusting fingers.
You pout, “Why not? It’s only the truth.”
“C-cause,” his eyes dart to the door, “we’re step siblings now. What we’re doing is bad.”
You hum, “Mmhmm so bad.”
You slowly ease your fingers out of your clenching heat and crawl over to Kurt’s side of the couch.
He stops stroking his dick to press his hands into your shoulders to stop you moving into his lap.
“W-what’re you doing? You said no touching,” his eyes are glued to your swaying breasts and bare cunt.
“I changed my mind,” you murmur and push against his hold to slip into his lap. You both let out low moans at the feel of his hard cock rubbing against your wet pussy. He kicks off his sweatpants the rest of the way leaving you both now nude.
“We just won’t put it in,” you whisper against his lips, “it’s not wrong if you just don’t slip it in my needy little hole, right Kurtie?”
Your lips drag against his with every sinful word from your mouth. His pupils are completely blown out when you pull back to run your hands down his chest.
“Take this off for me, please?”
He scrambles to quickly remove his shirt, only to get tangled in it before ripping it off and throwing it down on the floor.
You bite your lip as you card your fingers through the light smattering of his chest hair.
“God Kurt, you’re so hot it’s stupid.”
“Y-yeah?” He watches you completely dazed, hands loosely holding your hips like he doesn’t know where to put them.
“Mmhmm, wanted to suck you off the first time we met,” you suck your bottom lip into your mouth as you move your gaze from his chest to his eyes, “wanted to cry and choke on your cock while our parents were having their stupid dinner date in the other room.”
“Fuck.”
His hips thrusted up, dragging his cock up against your clit making your hole clench on nothing. His hands slowly come up and cup each breast. His thumbs begin to softly circle your nipples.
You mewl, arching your back so it pushes your breasts further into Kurt’s space. His lips are parted in awe as he takes your nipples in between his fingertips and tweak the hardened buds.
You couldn’t stop the wanton sounds from tumbling out of your panting mouth.
“So sensitive,” Kurt whispered to himself, ducking his head down to suck on your nipples constantly swapping from one to the other.
“I love your tits, you’re a-always wearing such low tops, and—” he grinds his cock up against your thighs, smearing precum along your skin.
Your hands slide up from his chest to cradle his jaw. You watch him pout as you pull him away from your breasts. Your hands slink down his body to tease the thatch of hair above his dick. His hands go down to your hips, massaging and groping the fat there.
“Maybe,” your gaze drifts down to his swollen, leaking cock. You softly tease the tip before pressing his foreskin back to circle the head.
“Maybe you could just put the tip in,” you say, still dragging your fingers against his pink cockhead.
“Wha—“ he moans, eyes clenched shut and the grip on your hips bruising. You hope there are fingertip shaped marks tomorrow.
“Just the tip isn’t going all the way, is it?” You coo at him, fingers slipping away from the head of his dick down his shaft to feather across his balls.
“Fuck,” he moans, his head dropping forward into the junction of your neck and shoulder, his eyes taking in your hands teasing his balls.
“Just t-the tip, nothing else?” He finally gets out, pulling away to look you in the face.
You smile wickedly, “Exactly, Kurt. It’s gonna feel so good.”
He groans, “Alright, but just the tip. We can’t do a-anything else.”
“Of course, Kurtie,” you press a quick kiss to the apples of his cheeks. “Now, put it in me, please.”
“You want me— oh, fuck. Okay, okay,” he’s mumbling to himself as he slips the tip of his dick into your wet spasming hole.
“Yes, so good. Such a good boy for me. S’just the tip Kurtie, promise won’t go any further.”
His hands are gripping the fat of your thighs like a lifeline, head tossed back in an effort to keep still.
“You’re so fucking tight, god I can’t—“ he chokes out, bringing his blown out gaze to your own.
“You’re just too good at stretching me out, Kurt,” you whine, pressing closer to him, dragging your lips across his in an almost kiss.
“Fuck me, y-you can’t just say s-sh-stuff like that.”
But you’re so desperate at this point and not able to think past the feeling of the slight stretch of your pussy and how empty it feels. Whining you work his cock further and further into your body as Kurt just holds your thighs in a death grip.
He’s mumbling out, “Stop, baby, f-fuck. Can’t keep going— you’re gonna— shit your so tight, gotta stop before we go too far.”
He groans until you’re sitting flushed against his pelvis.
You lift you up just to slide back down, enjoying just how big and thick he is inside you.
“Couldn’t wait, Kurtie,” you sigh out, eyes slipping shut and cunt stuffed full.
Your eyes flutter back open only to see Kurt’s lips pressed in a thin line and eyes dark.
He lifts you up until he’s nearly slipping out before slamming you back down, a choked cry leaving you.
“You promised you wouldn’t go too far.”
He repeats the rough thrust and now makes you grind down as his dick stretches out your weeping cunt.
“But you just had to do what you wanted, huh? Needed me to plug up your s-sloppy little pussy? Telling me how nasty of a, a girl you are.”
He doesn’t pull out as he shifts you both to lay out on the couch. You cry out as he begins deep harsh thrusts, so thankful you’re the only two home as Kurt rails you into the beat up couch.
“Nothing but a cock slut,” he growls in your ear, “only good for letting me use your tight hole.”
“Yes, yes, yes,” you chant, nails digging into Kurt’s broad shoulders, “need it, need you.”
“I’m not gonna last too long,” Kurt grits out.
“Mmm, you gonna cum in me? Going to fill me up?” You gasp out, feeling as Kurt thrusts into you even harder.
“Y-Yeah I am. I’m going to fill that p-pretty pink pussy to the brim and you’re going to love every s-second of it aren’t you?” He pumps his hips faster, feeling your cunt tighten around him.
“Mmm yes, please,” you moan, dragging your nails across Kurt’s back.
Kurt begins to grind down with every thrust of his hips, making you take him as deep as possible.
“Fuck, I-“ Kurt realizes much too late and is now trying to slow his thrusts, feeling closer and closer to spilling inside you.
“I’m n-not wearing a condom.”
His eyes finally drag up from watching his cock piston in and out of your clenching heat. His brows are furrowed in a mix of worry and pleasure.
You moan at the distraught tone and worried gaze, walls clenching around the thick cock splitting you open. You lift your head up to nip at his earlobe, tongue darting out to smooth the sting.
“Doesn’t it feel good though?” You murmur in his ear, “feel how wet and tight my pussy is? You know you want to give it to me. Watch as your cum drips out, leave my hole a sticky mess.”
He moans out while his hips pump faster.
“That’s it, Kurtie,” you purr, eyes glinting in pleasure, “give it to me. Make me cum on your fat cock and I’ll let you cream this pretty pussy.”
Kurt groans and begins to thrust sloppily with abandon. His hips are now rabbiting into your squelching cunt. The couch creaks as you’re filled again and again, your g-spot battered with each thrust that has your toes curling in pleasure.
You let out a breathy moan, “Oh, fuck, I’m about to cum.”
Kurt clumsily slips a hand between you two and starts rubbing at your clit a little too roughly but eager to please; his inexperience is doing it for you though. Your orgasm crashes over you. Your clit throbs as your pussy walls clench rhythmically around the cock filling you causing Kurt to reach his peak as well.
His thrusts stutter into your pliant body as rope after rope of hot cum fills your spasming cunt. You feel his cock throb and kick inside you as your hole keeps milking him for every last drop of cum. He lets out a low moan as he continues to finish inside you.
“There’s so much,” you gasp out, loving the feeling of being pumped so full of Kurt’s hot cum.
“Y-yeah I always—there’s always a lot to clean up,” he blushes so hard the tips of his ears turn pink.
You hum a happy sound as your drag your nails through his messy hair, “I like it, Kurt.”
He looks at you with the most lovesick expression you’ve ever seen before shaking his head.
“This is—we shouldn’t have—“
You lean up and catch him unawares as you kiss him breathless. Kurt’s eyes widen in surprise but lets himself sink down into your body, kissing you back.
Pulling away you give a soft bite to his full lower lip.
“I wanted it, Kurt. And from the feel of it you did too,” you grin up at his flushed expression, “plus it’s pretty hot to get creampied.”
You felt his cock kick inside your well used pussy.
“Wanna go again?”
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🦇 Stranger Saturdays 🦇
Will x Mike (Byler) cute getting together (3k words)
“Hey, what are you drawing?” Mike asked, almost falling out of the chair he was swinging on to get a good look at the page Will was entirely focused on.
“None of your business, nosey.” Will scoffed, turning his page even further from Mike's view. But he glanced up, rolling his eyes and shaking his head with a soft look on his face, considering Mike for just a moment before turning back to his drawing.
Mike felt himself blush at the fleeting attention. Mike always feels a little flustered with Will's attention, and it was only recently that he became aware as to why.
It took El dumping him, which was not the best feeling. Getting dumped, whether one actually has feelings for their girlfriend or not, will always be a punch to the gut… and the ego.
It was when Mike was complaining to Lucas about it later that things started clicking into place.
You don’t love me, She said, You spend more time looking at your best friend than you do at me.
Why don’t you call me as much as you call Will?
When we were both hurt, you went to Will first!
It took Lucas actually slapping him around the head to get it. To get why.
And it’s infuriating; knowing that you’re in love with your best friend, that is. Mike was very happy being completely ignorant to the fact, thank you very much. At least then he could be a little bit soppy without feeling like he’s gonna be crowned town pariah.
Besides, it’s agonising, wondering if his feelings could possibly be reciprocated. But he doubts the fact. The chances of Will being queer in this small town too are already slim, and the chance of him loving Mike, out of everyone else? Well, that's even slimmer.
Lucas is a far better option.
Hell, even Dustin!
Even Steve, and that’s really saying something, because Steve is annoying as all hell and a total loser.
But sometimes… sometimes it feels like… Sometimes Mike gets his hopes up, and it’s like a little spark in his chest that's fighting to not blow out. He never wants that spark to die.
He blows a raspberry at Will and brings his chair back down to four feet, playing off his stumble very cool-ly so the teacher doesn’t take his chair away from him again. He gets told about some made up kid that swung on his chair, cracked his head open and died, at least once a week these days.
“You don’t have to see everything I draw.” Will comments after a while, sensing Mike's blatant disappointment with the fact.
He loves how easily Will can read him.
Though, he’s sure his dramatic sighs and groans are obvious enough for anyone to read at this current moment. But in a more general sense, even when Mike is adamant on keeping his emotions on lock. Wills just… he’s got this way about him; an internal compass that points directly at Mike's moody feelings and gives him step by step instructions on how to cheer him up.
“But I like everything you draw.” Mike sighs, leans a hand on his chin as he melts onto the desk, neglecting his work completely.
“Well, you can like everything else. This is just for me.” Will says, attention completely on the page again and Mike has never been jealous of paper, but suddenly, he is.
“I can never see it?” Mike pouts, “Not even when it’s done?”
“Nope.” Will shakes his head, keeps sketching.
“Why not?” Mike asks, nosey, nosey, always nosey when it comes to Will Byers.
“Because…” Will sighs, stops for a moment to glance up at Mike before his attention is gone again, “It’s embarrassing. It’s… it’s stupid, okay, it’s just for my own practice and enjoyment. It’s not even good.”
“I’m sure it’s great–”
“Whatever.” Will rolls his eyes and smiles, “I’m too embarrassed to show you, so leave it alone. Maybe when were thirty.”
“You better keep it ‘till we’re thirty then.” Mike huffed, laying his upper body flat on the desk now in a dramatic display of boredom, “Can’t believe you won’t show me. I thought we were best friends, I saw your butt once, nothings embarrassing–”
“You didn’t mean to see my butt!” Will laughed, “Stop using that as an argument for everything.”
“Sorry.” Mike groaned, poking his tongue out, “I just want to see your art.”
“I’ll draw something else to show you later.”
Mike blew another raspberry, and Will completely ignored him. This feels similar to torture, for Mike. He’s not sure what to do with himself, when Will ignores him. No matter how many fart noises he makes, how many bad jokes he cracks, no matter how much he wails and wiggles around, Will just ignores him. Barely even laughs!
And Mike feels utterly betrayed by this, and maybe a little heartbroken. He lives for Will's attention, and more importantly his happiness, and most importantly his affection. And in this current moment, Will is refusing Mike all of those pleasures.
And he’s too embarrassed to show Mike his drawing. Which is insane, because it’s probably something cool like a freaky weird dragon, or The Party going to battle or something.
Or maybe it’s something creepy and haunted. Will does that sometimes, draws his nightmares, the pictures getting more and more graphic as he ages. And he tends to not show Mike those, so Mike doesn’t have to worry about them. But Mike always finds out, and he worries anyway, because he just wants the best for Will. Wants to make everything better, or as good as he can.
He only hopes to bring Will half as much comfort as Will brings him.
“William.” The teacher calls, peering down her glasses and waving him over with a finger, “I have a question about your essay.”
Will glances over at Mike and pulls a sour face before hopping up. Mike gives him a sympathetic smile, hopes Will doesn’t get detention or anything. Though, it would be funny since he’s the only one out of the Party who hasn’t gotten a detention yet. Somehow.
Mike watches them, as Will pulls up a chair with a little annoyance. And Mike feels that annoyance even more, because that means Will is going to be up there, and away from Mike for a while. And Mike already misses him.
Boredom gets even worse, and Mikes got this bad feeling stirring in his gut. He’s desperate to know what Will's drawing. What he’s so embarrassed about. And he knows it’s bad, knows it’s a boundary to peek, but Will has never kept a drawing from Mike before. Not really.
Sure he’s chosen not to show things to Mike, but if asked, he’ll share. He’s never denied Mike the ability to awe over his best friend's work.
So, when he’s not looking, Mike leans over in his chair until there's only one leg of it on the ground.
He’s wobbling, one hand on the corner of Wills desk to attempt to help support him, his tongue strategically poked out of his mouth, and he’s glancing over at them every couple of seconds to make sure he’s not going to get caught.
And with his middle finger, he’s able to carefully lift the corner of the closed page to catch a tiny peak.
But he can’t quite make it out, so he dares a glance to the front, and lifts the closed page higher.
He furrows his brow, because he’s sure he’s seeing things– Or, he’s not quite sure what he’s seeing at all.
He stretches his arm as far as he can to open the page almost ninety-degrees, and staring up at him, coloured fully in vibrant pencil, is a portrait.
A portrait of Mike.
And it’s… wow, it’s amazing.
Mike has never thought he was all that good looking, but this drawing really does him a good justice. And his hair looks fucking great.
The portraits got every one of his freckles, his dimples, the smiling wrinkles of his eyes. Behind him is golden and warm, cast in beams of light that set him centre stage, making him look almost godly. Makes it seem like he’s actually something worth looking at.
And when his eyes fix on the little hearts floating around his head, and the scribble of “Mr. Will Wheeler” down the bottom, Mike falls out of his chair.
He splats down on the ground with a clatter, his chair somehow bouncing off the ground and landing on his back, ow.
“Mike Wheeler! How many times have I told you not to swing in your chair?” The teacher bellows for probably the millionth time.
Mike just groans in response, this is humiliating. He’s never fallen out of his chair before. And to do so in front of his whole class? Humiliating.
He can hear Max somewhere in the classroom laughing her ass off. Total trator.
“Detention. Now!”
Mike rolled his eyes and got himself to his feet, collected his things and headed towards the front of the class. Not without a sparse glance at the sketchbook again, now closed, thankfully. But Mike knows what’s nestled within.
As he walks to the teacher, to collect his detention slip, Will shakes his head laughing. He seems relaxed, which means he didn’t see Mike peaking, which is good for now, since they can’t talk about it.
Shit.
They have to talk about it.
In haste, Mike collects his detention slip and races out of the room. He obviously doesn’t go to detention, instead he ditches school and skates around town because he’s freaking out and this is the only way he can think to pass the time and calm down. His moms probably gonna kill him, but whatever.
Mr. Will Wheeler.
Mike's heart is in his throat and his hands are trembling and he’s sweating and riddled with nerves. He doesn’t quite know what to do with himself.
Mr. Will Wheeler.
This is… everything.
He’s spent so long skating around and rambling in his own head about what to do, he didn’t realise school had gotten out. He only realised when the sun began to tint the sky orange and warm, casting Hawkins in a golden glow that made something once drabby into something worth looking at, just for a moment. And Mike thinks about the portrait.
And he thinks about it.
And he thinks about it. All the way to the Byers house. All the way to Will's bedroom window, which he climbs through without knocking.
“What are you doing?” Will asks, a hand to his chest from the spook Mike caused. He almost dropped his cup of soda, sitting it down on his desk, flicking his sketchbook closed before Mike's eyes could pry, he thinks, “Where'd you go after English? Are you okay, you seem off?”
Mike shook his head, sets his skateboard down under the window, drops his backpack, “I saw your drawing.”
Will's face turned ghostly white, “What?”
“I looked.” Mike said plainly, almost lost of breath completely. Who knew talking to the guy he loved, knowing he felt somewhat the same, would be so breathtaking, “I’m sorry, but I looked. I saw what you drew… what you wrote.”
“Fuck– Mike, I’m– I–” Will began to stutter, slowly trying to back away before he collided hip to his desk, “I’m so sorry, please don’t–”
“I’m gonna kiss you.” Mike said, very still in place, “That okay?”
“That– What?” Will asked, cherry red now, clearly as terrified as Mike was.
“I’m gonna kiss you.” Mike said again, nodding to help convince himself to actually do it. To kiss him. To kiss Will.
“You’re…”
Mike nodded one more time before charging forward, grabbing Will by the face, and kissing him.
Will definitely didn’t pull away.
In fact, he grabbed Mike back, pulling him closer and closer. And this… this is that fairytale shit in all of Holly's story books. This has got to be true love, or something.
It’s gotta be.
“Honey, I’ve got– Oh!”
The both of them split apart all too fast as the door swung wide open, Joyce standing in it, staring at them both. Mike is about to freak out.
“I’ve been waiting for this to happen– keep the door open, please. Are you staying for dinner, honey? We're having meatloaf.”
Neither of the boys answered for a long while. Clearly just as confused as the other. It took Joyce shaking her head at them, confused, to jolt Mike into action.
“What?” He asked, stuttering it out.
“Are you staying for dinner?”
“Uh… S-sure.” Mike said, because he’s not very good at saying no to Joyce these days.
“Okay, can you two set the table for me then?”
Mike and Will were still stuck standing in place, each a little worried to move. Mikes a little worried that the moment he does move, Will will take all of that back.
“Hello?” Joyce said, now standing with her hands on her hips, “What is with you two today– is it because I walked in on you kissing, because I’ve seen worse, you don’t wanna know the things I’ve walked in on Jon doing–”
“Ew, mom.” Will scoffed.
Joyce laughed, walking over into the room to tidy up Will's bed, “Don’t worry about me. Anyway, dinner will be ready in ten, so come out quickly.”
“Okay, mom, can you please…”
“You’re okay with it?” Mike asked, terribly pale in the face.
Joyce froze, turning her head to look at him for a moment, considering the pair. With a sigh she wandered over, her soft hand on his cheek, and she has to look up at him now– at both of them. She keeps going on about how they have to stop growing so fast.
“Honey, all I want for my boys is happiness.” She smiled, leant up to press a little kiss to his cheek, “I’ve known about this for a long time, longer than you, I’m guessing. I’m surprised Will didn’t tell you that we’re okay with this around here. And don’t worry, I won’t tell your mom anything you don’t want me to.” She said with a wink, turning and leaving the room.
“Ten minutes.” She called, as if she hadn’t just said the most meaningful thing she’s ever said to Mike, “Jon, El! Dinner’s almost ready, come help your brother and his boyfriend set the table.”
Mikes heart is in his throat.
“Boyfriend?” Came three consecutive shouts throughout the house.
Beside him, Will groaned, shuffled over to his bed where he flopped down face first into it, “This is mortifying.”
“Mortifying?” Mike scoffed, “Your mom just told your whole family we were in a relationship before we even agreed on a relationship!”
Will turned his head, peaking one eye up at Mike, “But… we’re… we’re in a relationship?”
Mike could feel his cheeks burning up, and he’s sure he looks stupid, blushing this much. But it can’t really be helped after kissing the boy he loves, and with the prospect of more.
Mike nodded his head, and Will turned back into his bedsheets. The two of them stayed like that for a moment, equally as nervous, equally as awkward. They were only torn out of the best new seconds of the rest of Mike's life when they heard Hopper shout out from the kitchen.
“Not Mike again!”
On the bed, Will broke out in hysterics.
“He hates me.” Mike muttered.
Rolling onto his back, Will smiled, reaching a hand out for Mike. And when he took it, his hand felt like it was burning, sparks flying everywhere. Will's hand is so soft and warm, and Mike doesn’t want to ever let go. He lets himself be dragged over towards the bed.
“Yes, he does.” Will says through laughter, “But he's just gonna have to put up with that.”
Before Mike could get another word in, Will yanked him down onto the bed, Mike toppling over on top of him. And they were kissing again.
And Mike never wants to leave this moment. He’s sure this is the best thing he’s ever done, other than asking Will to be his friend that day on the swing sets.
He can’t wait for the rest of their lives.
ive never written byler before so this was fun yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i think they're so sweet and i cant wait for them to become cannon in season 5 :)
ive been rooting for them sincei was 14 and watching season 1 when it first came out and thinking oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck they remind me of myself and my best friend oh fuck does this make me gay too?
#jay writes#byler#fluff#mike wheeler#will byers#epic joyce moment#i love her#mentions of hop being okay with will being gay but not okay with him being in a relationship with mike#mike x will#will x mike#stranger things#byler fluff#byler ficlet#one shot#byler endgame#byler nation
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My headcanons of the gangs genders/sexualities
I am mentally ill I refuse to stay silent any longer
#1 Pomni- Bi
Pomni is a depressed, anxious little cat who keeps getting soggy despite her best attempts to get dry. She's so sad and keeps getting knocked down and that feels like the bisexuals I know and love. She probably smokes cigarettes with shaky hands and stares at the wall in the shower. Such a little loser who probably bites. Love her.
#2 Ragatha- trans and lesbian
Lesbians love sewing!! I thought I was a lesbian and I sewed then!! In honesty I made Ragatha a lesbian bc I can't stand ragatha x Jax I have to stop it at all costs I'm sorry. I feel like she's an elder gay she has such a maternal energy to her. Pomni loves it Ragatha gets the blow dryer when she gets soppy again. Also my impulses are to make every character transgender and same sex attracted.
#3 Jax- trans and gay
I made him gay so I can have him all to myself. Half jk he's my favorite character so I projected the shit outta him. He's gay and trans because he's got that t-boy swagger and I wish it so.
#4 Gangle- ace/aro
This one is also projecting. I just think it's funny if Zooble reads through Gangle's 200,000 word novel and they ask her "You're are/ace why are you even into this" and Gangle just shrugs. I think she has a shirt of the contemplative wolf and loves it unironically.
#5 Zooble- genderfluid, pansexual & ace
Bold to assume Zooble gives a fuck. They feel what they feel when they feel it, a real go with the flow thing. Zooble and Gangle are best friends, they smoke and listen to queen on the grammaphone Zooble has bc they're cool and vintage like that. I fucking love Zooble they're unbothered, moisturized as they can be in a circus hell scape and satisfied.
#6 Kinger- trans and bi
What a crazed man. Look at him. He's definitely sexually experimented with men before he met his wife but never realized it had a label until Pomni told him. What a wife guy you know Queenie was his whole world he loved her so much. It was breakfast in bed for her everyday. He can't cook though so it's probably fruit loops and frozen waffles. He probably has a homoerotic relationship with Caine where they're both oblivious to how they sound to other people. He's just trans he's always known that. He has chest scars. Don't think of the implications.
# 7 Caine- fuck if I know
Maybe he's gay. Idk. He really likes Kinger though in some aspect he's into men. He's not supposed to have favorites but he does. He does little things for every character but he likes Kinger wayyyy more.
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marauder characters who are absolute losers because there is such a coolification of characters that i kinda hate:
remus lupin (soppy wet man <3 trips over himself at the mere mention of sirius. has named every single sheep on the field next to his home. the tweed and elbow patch and ugly knitted sweater wearer ever)
regulus black (has yet to realise rules are actually breakable. the library is his favourite place. makes lists for every single little thing and neatly organises them in folders and binders. is never not thinking about classical pianists or true crime)
marlene mckinnon (has absolutely no filter or understanding in how to interact with other people. will ramble about a type of broomstick used in a quidditch game in 1463 for 5 hours. the most jealous and competitive person you will ever meet)
barty crouch jr (cares about his academics more than life itself. mummy's boy. panics over his exams. has yet to meet a bug and not classify it and jot info about it in his little bug book)
lily evans (the rare popular loser. avidly interested in most of her classes to the point she'll stay behind after class just to talk about the material with the teacher for fun. accidental teacher's pet. watched star wars more than ten times. read the hobbit more than twenty times)
peter pettigrew (he wouldn't be seen as a loser now, but def was in the 70s. obsessed with crystals and random stones. chess club captain. reads every superman comic. the dyslexia is strong with this one (i just wanted to make a star wars joke, his dyslexia doesn't really have anything to do with him being a loser, although some classmates would make fun of his struggling when reading and spelling)
#marauders era#marauders#remus lupin#regulus black#marlene mckinnon#barty crouch jr#lily evans#peter pettigrew
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"If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?" (x)
New Fairly OddParents 'fic today!
Frayed Knots - Chapter 37
"Greater Odds"
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☁️ Cloudlands AU
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In which Anti-Cosmo struggles with right and wrong, submits his godparenting application, helps his fiancée crossdress, and forms a closer bond with Wanda Fairywinkle.
Also, if you didn't catch Chapter 36 - "House of Cards" - when I posted the new Frayed Knots cover on Friday the 13th, don't forget to read that first!
(First 1,000 words under the cut)
Greater Odds
Splitting with Anti-Lance ached so deep in my chest, I thought I’d fall to tiny pieces, my arms and legs strewn like confetti shreds across the floor. For a week, I pushed through campus life with a gritted smile damn well plastered on my face. I held composure as best I could in Mona’s company, knowing she looked to me for support in this time of separation, but Blonda was a different story. With the start of the semester came the return of our study sessions - and the absence of her judgmental sister - and after a bit of prodding on Blonda’s part, I finally cracked.
“He- he showed me through sacred ceremony how much he cared, that he loved and cherished me, that he desired my happiness… a-and when I offered to pleasure him in return, he dropped me…”
“I’m so sorry,” Blonda told me. She never touched me without permission - didn’t try to take my hand or force a hug - and she never asked that I shut up. She didn’t make any side comments like “Anti-Fairy culture is so incomprehensible” either, which I appreciated more than I really expressed at the time. I quieted on my own eventually, but keeping my mind on our early-semester studies was more difficult than I would’ve liked. My dripping nose and soppy eyes kept getting in the way. Ugh.
“Don’t tell Anti-Saffron,” I begged Blonda, clutching her shirt before she reached the door on our way out. “She’ll consider me a total loser!”
Blonda raised her brows so high, I half expected her to reply, “And this would be news to her HOW?” But… she didn’t. So I liked Blonda quite a bit.
Carl Poofypants High didn’t have a second room with an array for Anti-Fairies to roost from. I went back and forth about this with the faculty several times, with them pulling all sorts of excuses as to why they couldn’t prepare another room in a timely fashion. Bundling close with arms and wings wrapped around each other kept Mona and I from succumbing to gangrene (Again), but living outside wasn’t practical- I found myself anti-poofing back and forth between our tree and the Fairywinkle twins’ room to store my homework or pick it up again. Both Wanda and I were salty about it. And while my rank as stepson of the High Count technically granted me allotted funds and my own private accountant… I had a little too much pride to beg the off-campus housing options to give a pair of young Anti-Fairies a chance. No. I had a different plan in mind.
When out first semester vacation hit, Mona and I travelled to the Anti-Bentleaf colony to tell her mums. Anti-Penny and Anti-Dixie gushed over her, with the latter sobbing about how big her little cowgirl had grown. They peppered me about the same.
Maybe, I thought, taking every cheek kiss with due regality, marrying a dame I’ve fallen out of love with won’t be as rough as I feared. After all, my in-laws adored me. I’d even done 1 on 1 training with Anti-Penny back in the day, studying architecture, art history, and practising my demon summoning. I couldn’t walk away from all that.
We spent two nights with her family, then continued on our way to the Blue Castle. Anti-Buster opened the entry door while we floated through. He congratulated me, though I could tell from the stern line across his forehead that he still held out hope I’d break things off with Mona and attempt to repair the knots in my karmic weave. Yes, well… It just wasn’t fated that way. Or maybe I just didn’t want to. I smiled back at him and said nothing. His eyes narrowed. Then he swept off. “Perfectly peculiar,” Mona said.
“Yes, indeed. Seeing as he engaged me in play and learning far more than Anti-Bryndin did - or my mother, for that matter - I was looking forward to his response. I’d like him to stand with me on our wedding day.” Anti-Robin certainly doesn’t deserve to.
“Not that,” she said. When I blinked and turned, she lowered her voice, pulling her amauti hood even tighter around her ears. “He’s without red regality.”
“… The cloak.” I whipped my head down the empty corridor, then back to Mona. “I wondered why the field sounded so tense. Do you think he’s stepped down as First General?”
Not for his daughters. He won’t even acknowledge they’re his in public. How is Anti-Wanda handling this? Is she all right? She’d worked alongside her father ever since joining the camarilla. I should talk to her.
My core began to beat, dragging at Cosmo’s conscious mind until I felt him turn and either chew his shoulder or the back of his leg. Hold the crystal ball… I had misgivings about pulling strings for Anti-Buster’s death in spite of Mother’s pushing… but I think I could send a stranger to their next incarnation without batting an eye.
My brains were meant for so much more than clawing at the walls… and I deserved so much better than being scoffed at by a Fairy school for following Anti-Fairy custom and leaving Anti-Lance’s colony when it no longer fit my needs. I could’ve been an architect, you know. I very nearly was. Why, with my exam scores - minus the ones unfairly discriminating against me for being an Anti-Fairy - Carl Poofypants’ administration should be tripping over themselves to secure me a new room with my very own array! They ought to beg that I stay enrolled. They weren’t the only Fairy World high school around- I was hardly bound to their rules and regulations. Certainly not if they couldn’t give me or my culture the time of day.
On parchment, the dancing thoughts I so boldly entertained were still treasonous and cruel, but they were a mite less treason than they could be. Taking out a man I didn’t know sounded much more palpable to my sensitivities than killing the one who’d raised me. Not to mention, the little I knew of Big Daddy Fairywinkle - Anti-Buster’s counterpart - had not precisely assured me I wouldn’t meet resistance if I crept into his house, even with all the demon-summoner knowledge I possessed.
And then I shan’t be dooming Wanda, Blonda, Anti-Wanda, and Anti-Wendy to life without their fathers. Yes. Yes, I was quite sure I could kill another drake if it meant sparing Anti-Buster from the cruel, simmering plots of my mum.
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An Effort at Romance ☕️ | Kenny | ☕️
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warnings: language
wordcount: 1.3k
summary: a little short in which you tried to do a small romantic gesture that ended up flopping because of the weather
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It was a cold summer day in London.
About 15 degrees (celsius), but that's besides the point. The point was that you were standing at the bus stop, drenched and shivering.
There really was no point in standing under the bus shelter because you were already dripping wet, soaking, you swore you heard your socks squealching every time you moved your toes.
Anyway, why were you standing wet next to a bus stop and not dry inside an Uber?
Romance.
If you could call it that, more like failed romance, or an effort at it.
What you wanted to do was meet up with your boyfriend after work. His boxing gym was as he said "A ten minute walk down the street," which it wasn't. You ended up getting lost and as you picked up your phone it died right in your hands (tragic).
To make things worse it had started raining and now the only way to get home was by public transport.
Your mood was ruined. You felt angry, embarrassed and like a total loser, and you knew Kenny would laugh in your face for hours after finding out the whole story, he knew you hated the soppy lovebird things that would usually bring smiles to other couples when the gestures were done.
You were just a little…different (is what he guessed)
Fast forward two hours, it was 11:40pm and you were finally in the front yard of your house, walking down the little paved path that had streams of water running on it.
It was still raining, only now the wind was blowing like crazy. You saw that the lights in the living room as you struggled to open the door with slippery hands.
As the lock clicked you sighed and opened the door, stumbling in and closing it behind you.
You were so busy looking down at the puddle that you were creating under your feet, that you hadn't even noticed Kenny's presence.
You put your bag down and looked up "Oh my god!" You jolted, caught off guard by his appearance.
"Where the hell were you?" He walked over, pulling you into a rather aggressive hug. You furrowed your eyebrows, slowly putting your wet hands onto his back while listening to him talk behind you.
"I called you like a hundred times! I called your friends from work, even your boss!" He pulled away, revealing his worried expression, eyebrows knitted as he fixed his glasses like the adorable nerd he was.
"I-I-uuuhhh." You didn't know what to say. You were stunned by Kenny's reaction, you definitely weren't expecting him to worry out of all things.
"You're all wet now." You pointed to his grey sweater that now had and imprint of you.
"I don't care, where were you? I swear to god I almost lost my mind a-and the scary thing was that I didn't even know where to go to find you."
"Long story." You simply stated, giving him a crooked smile. Kenny rolled his eyes before hugging you again "Idiot." He mumbled.
You smiled to yourself, rubbing his back.
"You better tell me everything after you shower." He let you go.
"Yeah, yeah ok. You could…just join me." You grin suggestively, taking his hand.
"No." He said unenthusiastically.
"Wow that must've really fucked up your mind." You groaned, annoyed, before kicking off your shoes.
"I'm gonna make you something warm to drink before you get sick." He helped you take off your coat and blazer.
"Fine, fine. Throw these in the washing too."
He watched you slip out of your skirt and blouse right in front of him.
"Change your mind about the shower yet?" You smirked, seeing his eyes glued onto you.
"No." He took a sharp breathe in, fighting himself as he blinked and tore his eyes off of you, heading for the laundry.
"Hey Kenny I hope you don't mind me stealing your clothes," you say as you jog down the stairs and pull on his black Champion sweatshirt.
"No." You hear him call out from the kitchen as you hopped onto the couch "Wait which one?"
"Uuhhhh black crewneck." You respond, reaching for the remote.
"Yeah whatever." He walks in, and hands you a cup of tea.
"Ah," you take it "Thank you. How very British of you." You take a sip, noticing that he had changed too. "Did you load the laundry?" You ask.
"Yeah." He replies, not so confidently.
"Are you sure?"
He nods "So," he shuffles in his position, facing you "Tell me where you've been while I was here shitting bricks." He takes off his glasses and puts them down.
You chuckle "First of all that was very old-man of you."
"What?"
"Taking your glasses off like that, and second of all promise not to laugh and call me an idiot?"
"Uuhhh, yes?"
"Alright, so-"
Five minutes later the house rung with laughter as Kenny rolled around the couch holding onto his sides and howling.
You stared at him with an unamused expression painted on your face, remembering that he promised not to laugh.
Well at least he didn't call you an idiot.
"YOU IDIOT!" He yelped taking a breathe in.
Well there went the other promise.
"Oh fuck you." You crossed your eyebrows and turned to face the tv, folding your arms.
He wheezed beside you, holding on for dear life "I-I'm sorry," he covered his face "No it was really sweet of you." He moved over to you and engulfed you in a hug, tipping you over to the side.
"KEN!" You barked as you felt him falling backwards, with his arms still around you. You fell right onto him while he kept on laughing.
You were scared you had split his ribcage with your shoulder, but clearly he was fine.
"You idiot." He repeated, giving you a tight squeeze "But that was very sweet of you." He kissed your cheek.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." You shook your head.
"What? You mad at me now?"
You didn't reply.
"Hm?" He gave you another smooch "Are you?" And another one "Babyyy," and one more.
You giggled as he sprinkled your face with kisses while you tried to wriggle out of his embrace.
"Ok, ok, ok," you panted "Stop, stop." He finally let you go and you sat up, fixing your damp hair and rolling your eyes as you noticed him staring at you.
"I love youuu," he sang.
You nodded "Uhuh."
"You have to say it back. The rules of this household." He stated making you chuckle.
"Oh well if it's the rules," you grin "I love you too."
He smiled, nodding in acceptance.
"So what do you wanna watch?" You turned to Kenny as the Netflix logo popped up on the screen.
“I don’t know. I’m kinda tired,” he shrugs.
“Tsk,” you tut, turning off the tv.
“Wha-I mean you can still watch something.”
“Nah but like,” you look up in a shy manner “I wanna spend time with you.”
Kenny genuinely smiles, tilting his head and feeling warm and fuzzy on the inside. Even if your efforts at a romantic gesture failed, he still felt wanted around you, despite you pretending to be all prickly.
“Cmere,” he spreads his arms out and you suppress a smile as you shuffle over to him, laying your back on his chest as he curls his arms around you from behind.
“How’d training go?” You look up.
He nods “Good.”
“Did you eat anything?”
He shook his head “You know I don’t eat after.”
You frown “So confusing, first you eat a lot then you don’t eat at all. You’re getting thinner by the day.”
He chuckled “You sound like mum.”
“Yeah cause she’s right!”
“Ok, ok. It’s complicated. There’s a period where I need to eat a lot and a period where I should be careful of what I’m eating. Doesn’t mean I don’t .”He says as a matter-of-fact-ly.
“Can’t wait for that to be over.”
“What? Whyyy? I look great.” He laughs.
“We can’t eat out, you’re always tired and sometimes your mood is so shit I’m scared to even talk to you.” You make a very valid point.
“Uuuhhh,” Kenny had no arguments against your statement.
“Exactly. Besides you know you always look good.”
He smiles, but sighs, laying his cheek on the top of your head.
“You gonna sleep right here?” You joke.
“Yeah maybe.” He grins.
“Oh, Ken.” You shake your head.
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