#SO TRUE!!!!!

[skitskatdacat63]

"P5 tastes really good."

[pixiecaps]

bagi: (richas kills emergency nuggets) he’s an egg bad. he can do whatever he wants.

[imposterogers]

scott being so desperate to regain the time he lost with cassie that he makes a deal with kang... so the decision to not reverse the snap is officially gonna fuck up the multiverse

(and ofc the character who made the decision won't have to deal with any of the consequences )

there’s a lot of problems w endgame but truly one of the most glaring is that the avengers not only could have but SHOULD have reversed the snap. it would have reset the timeline (saving years of trauma) and gave the characters a fresh start. instead mcu projects are still cleaning up the mess four years later

[shesnake]

[apollos-boyfriend]

I think c!hannah likes to eat plant food. She's been kicked out of c!puffy's and c!niki's flower shop for unrelated reasons.

she’s a menace to botanists everywhere

[kn1ghtc0r3]

Elecman.

[cquackity]

Fun fact about dandelions: they make soil better. If you see a lot of dandelions in one place, that means the soil there isn’t good. When the dandelions finally die out, the soil is better. Kind of like how Tommy finds ways to make situations better in any way possible. :D

chommy ^

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[gamejoypod]

Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[christadeguchi]

make men slutty again.

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[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[ashstfu]

[leavemebetosleep]

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.