#SO I DID THE MATH
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The fandom of Count of Monte Cristo be like
#SO i did the math#and there's 720 fics overall#for the whole fandom#on ao3 alone#dumas would be so proud#i'm talking bookverse#all media types#2024 movie#didn't look up for older movies sorry#or the anime#bc yes there's an anime#the count of monte cristo#edmond dantes#gerard de villefort#oh wow still there huh#okay well let's yap some more shall we#as for my beloved cristoville#things get dire#there's like 6 fics total#*sighs dramatically*#it's called cristoville#bc crystals are rare#and so is this pair#but fr#where are the enemies to lovers shippers
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GUYS STOP I ACTUALLY COUNTED
117 NORMAL SIZED (1k - 5k) FICS
and 12 lil mini drabbles and thoughts
PLUS SKZ TK CHARTS
#sana's rants#117 fics what the FUCCCKKKK#i’m kinda impressed with myself honestly 😫#so i did the math#i counted how many words in every single fic…at least the normal sized ones#and i’ve written#WHATTTT#35100 words in 11 MONTHS OMFG
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#so i did the math#technically the average would still be really close to 0#if he ate 10000 spiders a day for 365 days#that would be 3650000 spiders#but that’s divided by 7.5 billion (an approximation of the human population at the time of this post being originally made)#so that’s like#very low number#nowhere near 3#still meaning the average human wouldn’t have eaten any spiders ever#but please let me know if my calculations are wrong! /gen
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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Continuing a bit from this
Because that was a fluke, right?
Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?
But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”
“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It’s a perception filter.”
“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”
Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”
And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.
Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?
“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”
Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”
#Eddie did - in fact - hate this#He tries really hard to continue to hate this but then he mentions the Mind Flayer#and Steve is like: Oh yeah. I know that guy. He’s German.#And Eddie doesn’t know what the fuck that means but he’s in love#BTW Jeff folds the quickest. Steve likes westerns and walks with him to his math class so now no one shoves him into lockers#steve harrington#jeff stranger things#gareth stranger things#unnamed freak stranger things#stranger things
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it’s been six years so i’m sure we’ve discussed this without me but the same cold snap that caused the terror to start terroring was also the one that fucked the donner party down in the sierras because 1846 weather simply had that dog in it. crazy
#literally yelled when i did that math in my head#climate history is so important i wish i understood it better#the terror#we terroring
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shujin trio,,my babies..,.,
#shujin trio AND MORGANA!!!! AND MORGANA#i dont get the morgana hate hes just a guy. all he did was be whimsical and enforce a good sleep schedule and the masses hated him#u are number 1 in my heart mona#i love the rest of the cast too but something about the original team of 4 is so dear to me 🥹🥹#update on my playthrough i beat shido up and were in mementos depths right now !!! i cant wait to fight yaldabaoth#WE R NEARING THIRD SEMESTER..... akechi navi lines are within arms reach#more at 5 . im going to make it there by tomorrow even if i fall behind on my summer math course#ann takamaki#takamaki ann#kurusu akira#akira kurusu#amamiya ren#ren amamiya#joker#morgana#ryuji sakamoto#sakamoto ryuji#persona 5#p5#p5r#persona 5 royal#shujin trio#my art
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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quick lil ETHOwO redraw
#guys whgat the fuck was with todays video.#so much goofiness and at the end we got IRL PHOTO NUMBER 2 LIKE WHATTTTTTT#etho <3#hc etho#hermitcraft#ethoslab#hermitcraft etho#ethoslab fanart#ethos lab#i just think hes neat#he is so chronically offline#also i played two shows this weekend and they were awesome#i live in new york and i did the math and according to my calculations 🤓🤓 2.6 of my followers live in the nyc area#so maybe next time i have a show ill post about it and 2.6 of my tumblr followers will show up????? ethUwU?? 🥺🥺🥺
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Daddy, don't go.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jiang fengmian#Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.
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you were raised in comparison.
it wasn't always obvious (well. except for the times that it was), but you internalized it young. you had to eat what you didn't like, other people are going hungry, and you should be grateful. you had to suck it up and walk on the twisted ankle, it wasn't broken, you were just being a baby. you were never actually suffering, people obviously had it worse than you did.
you had a roof over your head - imagine! with the way you behaved, with how you talked back to your parents? you're lucky they didn't kick you out on your ass. they had friends who had to deal with that. hell, you have friends who had to deal with that. and how dare you imply your father isn't there for you - just because he doesn't ever actually talk to you and just because he's completely emotionally checked out of your life doesn't mean you're not fucking lucky. think about your cousins, who don't even get to speak to their dad. so what if yours has a mean streak; is aggressive and rude. at least you have a father to be rude to you.
you really think you're hurting? you were raised in a home! you had access to clean water! you never so much as came close to experiencing a real problem. sure, okay. you have this "mental illness" thing, but teenagers are always depressed, right. it's a phase, you'll move on with your life.
what do you mean you feel burnt out at work. what do you mean you mean you never "formed healthy coping mechanisms?" we raised you better than that. you were supposed to just shoulder through things. to hold yourself to high expectations. "burning out" is for people with real jobs and real stress. burnout is for people who have sick kids and people who have high-paying jobs and people who are actually experiencing something difficult. recently you almost cried because you couldn't find your fucking car keys. you just have lost your sense of gratitude, and honestly, we're kind of hurt. we tell you we love you, isn't that enough? if you want us to stick around, you need to be better about proving it. you need to shut up about how your mental health is ruined.
it could be worse! what if you were actually experiencing executive dysfunction. if you were really actually sick, would you even be able to look at things on the internet about it? you just spend too much time on webMD. you just like to freak yourself out and feel like you belong to something. you just like playing the victim. this is always how you have been - you've always been so fucking dramatic. you have no idea how good you have it - you're too fucking sensitive.
you were like, maybe too good of a kid. unwilling to make a real fuss. and the whole time - the little points, the little validations - they went unnoticed. it isn't that you were looking for love, specifically - more like you'd just wanted any one person to actually listen. that was all you'd really need. you just needed to be witnessed. it wasn't that you couldn't withstand the burden, but you did want to know that anyone was watching. these days, you are so accustomed to the idea of comparison - you don't even think you belong in your own communities. someone always fits better than you do. you're always the outlier. they made these places safe, and then you go in, and you are just not... quite the same way that would actually-fit.
you watch the little white ocean of your numbness lap at your ankles. the tide has been coming in for a while, you need to do something about it. what you want to do is take a nap. what you want to do is develop some kind of time machine - it's not like you want your life to stop, not completely, but it would really nice if you could just get everything to freeze, just for a little while, just until you're finished resting. but at least you're not the worst you've been. at least you have anything. you're so fucking lucky. do you have any concept of the amount of global suffering?
a little ant dies at the side of your kitchen sink. you look at its strange chitinous body and think - if you could just somehow convince yourself it is enough, it will finally be enough and you can be happy. no changes will have to be made. you just need to remember what you could lose. what is still precious to you.
you can't stop staring at the ant. you could be an ant instead of a person, that is how lucky you are. it's just - you didn't know the name of the ant, did you. it's just - ants spend their whole life working, and never complain. never pull the car over to weep.
it's just - when it died, it curled up into a tight little ball.
something kind of uncomfortable: you do that when you sleep.
#writeblr#warm up#my dad was actively doing bad shit to us and we STILL were told we were lucky . and to a point i do think im lucky#i just think also there's somethin to be said about like. how about we stop using comparison to dismiss ppls individual struggles#yes there are people who have no perspective. for the reference tho having perspective actually made me really unwilling to get help#for what was a serious and debilitating mental health issue. bc i thought i didnt DESERVE IT#and i would rather have 600 ppl who aren't THAT bad get help and get heard and get seen#than make any 1 kid. do the math that i did: look at the world that is dying and the people who are hurting and say#''oh. okay. others have it worse. they are probably better people than i am. i am being unreasonable. i cannot ask for help#i am not good. i am taking too much space. i am not worth saving.''#bc our WHOLE lives we are taught a scarcity mindset - that you can 'steal' from someone. so that instead of changing a system that doesn't#actually offer fair support to everyone#we put the impetus on the individual to just... demand less.#and here's something - there are probably ppl who think i DIDNT deserve to get help#bc i DID have it better than other people#and something about that is ... so sickening. bc i think all of us in some way at some point WILL need help.#we were supposed to make communities. we were supposed to offer our hands. we were supposed to raise the barn#instead we said: it could be worse. now handle it yourself
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my brother has long entertained the notion of a giant person having a big cat as a pet, but the giant is exactly large enough that the cat is proportionately house cat sized.
earlier today we were discussing this again, and decided to figure how exactly big that would be. Using our own cat (who was on his lap at the moment), our shared knowledge of biology, pop culture, linear measurements, and no actual math, we came up with a rough estimation. So if anyone out there needs to know how big a person would need to be for a tiger to be appropriately kitty sized, it’s Optimus Prime. Hope you find this knowledge helpful
#i did do the actual math just now and I figured 21.5ft#so that’s larger or smaller than optimus depending on which iteration. but it doesn’t matter much the point still stands
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fairy miku miku
#hatsune miku#project voltage#jigglypuff#vocaloid#silly art tag#i had a little too much fun doing the hair so i doesnt really make sense teehee#i did this on my phone :)) drawing on your phone during math class is so fun!!!#pokemon#art
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Did Carlos go to law school or did he don’t didn’t go to law school
from landofmotorsport
#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#f1#Charles’ look up lmao he was shooketh#Carlos’ ‘what?’ and lean in he was so confused he couldn’t hear properly#he’s also always leaning in to ppl to hear. he’s an old man#and then him turning to Charles as if he would have an explanation for why they think he studied law#his short ‘no’ when they clarified help#poor woman read about sr instead of jr#‘I never went to university actually’#and he sounds so proud of it lmao#but also remember he is proud of finishing high sch#remember that time he solved a math problem and said ‘you can see I finished school eh? not many drivers did I think’#ok intellectual#c2#c square#charlos#charles leclerc#austin 2024
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love all the tiktok folks following me on here because they saw a screenshot of one of my posts on some fuck ass Minecraft video and are shocked and horrified to find out that I’m one of those god awful “pro shippers” who doesn’t exclusively post about gen/platonic topics
#I did the math and 75% of my fics are slash of some kind#so#I’ve got that going for me#tiktok#tumblr#don’t get mad at me in my replies and asks#because I don’t only just post batfam stuff and gen#I post everything
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Wind is not ok
Idk how to pinpoint it. It's something about how since Dawn part four, almost 45 percent of the sentences he's said have ended in questions marks or been directly theorising. How the Link who figured out the most about the timeline with ease hasn't spoken much outside of theorising about the monsters, the postman, the shadow. How he whipped his blade out the fastest and went for the fairy.
It's something to do with how the most expressive Link had tears standing in his eyes when Twilight was ill but never once let them fall. It's something to do with how the most energetic hasn't been the center of attention but has been on the sidelines for quite a few updates. How he told Hyrule it's about being ready for the variety and has seemingly been ready ever since.
It's something with how for the past ten updates (we're at entrance pt 3 now), he has only smiled on ten out of ninety pages. How an extremely reliable Kid appears the most ready outside of Sky to rip the shadows throat out, after being pushed by him in battle like he was nothing. How angry he looks when talking about the shadow.
It's something about how he yelled in Legend's face that they had to help, questioning if Twilight was corrupted or possessed. Something about how this kid sincerely asked his brother if he was feeling evil and hasn't stop asking questions since.
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#Lu wind#invisibly tagging:#blarefordaglare#HEY HEY GUYS I DID MATH#if you want exact statistics#43.90% of his sentences have ended in question marks or been directly trying to figure stuff out#literally go read it he's just been asking so. many. questions.#in ninety pages he's only spoken 41 sentences#that's not a lot for him#goddamn little dude#he's so not ok#he looked so so very angry at the shadow in Dawn part eight#look at me#citing my sources#I feel like we moved on from wind asking twilight if he was evil too soon#I have no idea if this made sense but I hope it does!
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