#SMORE COME BACK- 😭

[crystalsandbubbletea]

We can't find Smore-

He was fronting with me, Rose, and Kamaria and now he's gone-

Is he somehow visiting another system-?

SMORE WHERE DID YOU GO-?

[smoreboi]

Well, I'm a little late to the post (randomly popped up on my fyp) How would you rank your enjoyment of the different life series and why? Also are smores your favourite food or not, if not, I will be mad (jk jk)

hard question, I love them all, but here’s my attempt at an answer. also, I am in the group of folks who tries to keep up with multiple pov’s, but im also very busy, so mostly I just end up watching grian’s, so that will effect my answers

third life - the og, if i hear any hate for third life, i will rip and tear and bite, twas the beginning of something so fantastic. There’s a reason Desert Duo and Flower Husbands and RenWood and such are still terms that get thrown around in fan discussions today, an icon of a season. 10/10

last life - if I’m ever to forget the major occurrences of any of the life series’, it would be last life, it’s probably the lowest on my list because of that, there are tons of great moments, and the introduction of the boogeyman was great, it just stuck with me less than the others 7/10

double life - YES YES 1000X YES. I’m not brave enough to say it’s my favorite, but just. Watch the Everen animatic for double life on repeat for 13 hours and try to come back to me telling me you’re normal about double life. You can’t. If you can, you’re lying. The angst factor was up to 100 when they decided to make double life. And every pairing in there was iconic. 100/10

limited life - I feel like when I finally get around to watching martyns pov for limited life, I’ll be able to enjoy it more, for now, it’s still highly ranked, it’s just not as highly ranked bc the gimmick wasn’t as gripping from a them actually playing stance. Loved all the timepieces and symbolism in the artwork, and I mean, bad boys, ties, nosey neighbors, the family, the mean gills, all icons in their own right, just. There wasn’t much change to the gameplay imo. 8/10

secret life - so I have been able to watch scars pov for this one and just. 😭😭😭😭the ending, with the “she’s dead, scar. you won” and the “how did the guy with no friends win” and just. AAAAAHHHHH I wanted to eat my own teeth it would’ve been less painful than that. You’ll note that the ones with more angst factor are higher rated in this list, it just gets all the creative folks going feral and I love seeing it and occasionally trying to be a part of it, anyways, yea, we’ll say 50/10

wild life - not a fully formed opinion yet because the series isn’t finished, but this is the most gimmick we’ve ever gotten and I am soo here for it! Put these creatures into situations!! I have been consistently watch both grian and rens POVs for this one since grian uploads a lot later than most of the others (+ I keep up w sarez and jimmy’s reactions to sarez (keep the nickels coming, reddit folks, I ain’t there, but I support you)) and really just. I need to watch more of ren is what I’ve learned from this, he makes everything fun. We’ll say 9/10, subject to change as the series progresses

bonus: real life - such a good April fools episode, 10/10 for being hilarious and putting them folks in funny little situations (this is separate from my other ratings, I still like actual canon seasons more than real life)

and for the second question, s’mores are fantastic, definitely in the top, but I don’t think I can say they’re my number one favorite food, just because there’s so many foods out there. the blog name came from the first friend I ever came out to saying that my chosen name reminded them of a smore and then proceeding to call me smore friend around folks I wasn’t comfortable being out to as a way to not deadname while still keeping stuff under wraps.

[s3raphimssins]

Armed detective agency x reader

Where the whole detective agency are on a vacation ,camping. In the place they are camping, there is a haunted house and somewhere in the house there is a statue. Obviously dazai decides that they explore the house in teams,the first team who finds the statue wins. So the reader is paired with dazai:3 you continue. (BTW reader and dazai are besties though dazai feels something for the reader that's not the concern tho.) the reader,she hates horrors^^

➼Authors note: Ofc I can! I love this idea and I started writing right away but I'm so devastated I wrote a whole fic of atleast 1k words :( and it discarded and I've been mourning over it. I'm so sorry it took long I have exams! I'm just really sad about the fic 😭💪🏻

➼Pairings: dazai x reader

➼Summary: an unexpected trip to a haunted house with dazai, turns into something out of a movie

YOU AND ME ALWAYS FOREVER

You and Dazai were unpacking necessities when you heard Yosano from beside you sigh tiredly and say "finally a well deserved break". "did we really have to come here out of all the places" Ranpo whined eating his donuts he insisted to bring. "i think camping is a nice idea! we can have smores!" you chirped. "speaking of smores about the fire Atsushi and Kyouka arent back yet with the wood. we need it to start the fire" Tanizaki said with Naomi on his arms. "i can go find some too!" Kenji said happily. As if on cue Atsushi and Kyouka both came running to the lot.

"Guys! we found a mysterious house which has a sign outside it has some statue carved on it with a question mark?" Atsushi said panting catching his breath when while Kyouka drops the wood off to tanizaki. "entertainment!" ranpo stood up happily as his donuts were finished. "we have a scheduled plan to stick to? And right now its time to set up a tent". "no~ Kunikida kun we should all explore the house who knows what we may find! maybe a cute lady again willing to kill herself too~?" dazai teased. "oh shut up" you groaned elbowing him. "atsushi what type of house is it?" you asked maybe some people still were living in it. " it wasnt new at all it was old and rotten, really big though and electricity and water had been cut off when me and Kyouka tried the lights at the enterance".

"its...a...haunted...house?" you said worried, swallowing a lump down your throat. "i doubt its haunted but yes its old" Atsushi said before trying to convince Kunikida. Dazai walked to you and said " 'name' are you scared~ you looked pale when he mentions haunted". you snapped back to reality and said " so what?! ive heard many stories that go about the same story and they do not end up well!" you said defensively. " im here with you after all, do you really have to be scared". you stared "i dunno youre unpredictable you'll proabably make it scarier" he laughed at that before everyone was led by atsushi to the house.

Ranpo and Dazai deduced that the sign meant they had to find a statue somewhere in the house and it could be valuable. Dazai suggested everyone split into teams of 2 and exclaimed "team who finds the statue first wins!!". The teams were, Ranpo and Kunikida, Naomi and Tanizaki, Yosano and Kenji, Atsushi and Kyouka and You and Dazai. Everyone and split up until no one was in sight, Dazai inquired that you guys start upstairs since its more likely to be there. There was no light, the only source of light you all had was a flashlight in Dazais hands. You were scared. You kept seeing things. You just felt like something touched you on you shoulder when you looked back to see Dazai holding a torch to his face "boo~" "AAH WHAT THE HELL?! DONT DO THAT!" you jabbed his arm and he laughed teasing you.

You both went into some sort of library and this house was HUGE, atleast 3 stories and really spacious with alot of rooms. Dazai was skimming through some books while you kept looking behind your back. That was when you saw something standing in the corner. You shook Dazais arm and he looked over to you "yes donna-" "is there something standing there..." you said paranoid and pale youre fingers began trembling. He shined the light there and there was nothing. "its nothing 'name' dont be scared im here~" you would have told him to shut up only if you werent so scared so Dazai sighed and held your hand before saying "the statue is on the 3rd floor corner room, its quite dark there so close your eyes, ill guide you through" he said actually serious.

You looked back at the corner you saw something at and then at Dazai and nodding shuddering. You shut your eyes and Dazai quickly led you through squeezing your hand reassuringly some times. Though it seemed Ranpo and Kunikida had the same idea when both of the teams reached the spot where the statue is. You were still holding his hand looking around when you felt something up your leg which made you jump. "donna you dont have any reason to be scared anymore were not alone~". you didnt care you just wnated to go back out. You couldnt take the creepy aura from the house and soon enough everyone gathered outside to tell about the statue and whatever else they found interesting. Like atsushi and Kyouka found an old piano.

Everyone was heading back to the camp site but you didnt realize Dazai was still holding your hand but slowly you stopped shaking and sighed "thank god we didnt die or you and me would always be forever if we got killed by a ghost!" he laughed at your comment and said " you sound it like its a bad thing" you looked at him dead pan and then shuddered, "just forget it this was enough terror for the day". He smiled he couldnt help but feel something, something he never felt, he liked it. he repeated "you and me...always forever..?"

[fishsticksloser]

hii so this is kinda like. self indulgent 😭 but could you write platonic spiderverse headcanons w a gn spider-reader who’s 12?(got bitten at around 9-10)

hopefully that’s ok, if not it’s fine tho sorry 😭😭

Young!Spiderperson

Spiderverse + gn!reader

Warnings: slight angst, platonic fluff, pretty short

A/N: I'm so tired. I wish I could sleep... We don't need sleep... We only need Astarion... Also before you all yell at me... Noir was bitten at 16 in the comics and says he's been spiderman for 3 years in ItSV meaning he's 19 then 20/21 in AtSV. Same with Hobie, bitten at 16 and says he's been spiderman for 3 years making him 19-20

Miles

He was only 14 when he was bitten

So he's very understanding and wants to help in any way he can

He's thankful he had Peter to help him learn how to be Spider-Man

He can't imagine being 9/10 and doing it alone

Miles has had a fair share of difficult times

But being so young and going through that

Terrifying to him

He will beg his parents to adopt you

Pav

A lot like Miles

He cares so much

He's such a good listener too

And he wants to do everything he can to make your job easier

He was bitten at 14/15, so he's fairly knowledgeable on how hard this is

So never once has he yelled at you for how you performed

Pav spends a lot of time with you

He thinks you're so amazing and he tells you that every time he sees you

He might be your number one fan... Might there might be someone who has him beat

Gwen

She was bitten at 12/13

So the fact that you've already been spiderman for a few years just...

Breaks her heart

It was hard enough at the age she was bitten

She can't imagine having that pressure, those powers

And still be in elementary school

She decides to help you

Not just learn how to use your powers (cause you've been doing it for 2-3 years at this point)

But she decides to be your confidant

She wants you to come to her if you need help or guidance

Noir

He will adopt you

In a heartbeat, are you kidding?

Did you see how quickly he basically adopted Peni?

Yeah... he basically adopted a 14 year old while he was 19

But being so close to Peni, he understood the termoil she went through after she was bitten at 8

This man will fight for you

Tooth and nail

Especially since the spider goddess won't let him die...

He will do whatever it takes to protect and empower you

#1 dad young dad

Hobie

I said someone might have Pav beat for your number one fan...

And this man here might have him beat

He's a punk

Are you kidding?

He is astonished by you

He had his own problems being 16 and a crime fighting rockstar in his universe

But you...

You were just a "wee thing"

He is your biggest fan

Constantly encouraging you to do better

Be better

Be amazing

He is definitely upset that you had so much on your shoulders so young

He wishes he could go back and take it so you could be a kid

Miguel

As if anyone could be more upset by what has happened to you

Losing his daughter at such a young age

He was outraged that you were put under this

He makes you a little escape at HQ

He absolutely builds forts with you

Whatever you want

He just wants to make you happy

You didn't deserve this

Really none of them did, but at 9/10?

You never got to experience what it was like to be a normal kid

Peter

Dad #2 on this list

Peter adopts you instantly, on sight

He's 100% 'kidnapping' you

He treats you like his own kid

You wanna spend the night at his?

He doesn't even have to ask MJ cause she'll agree

Smores, popcorn, Kool aid, you name it he'll get it

He wants you to experience real kid things without all the pressure

Cause you don't deserve that

You shouldn't have had to go through that

And he plans to make you feel loved and appreciated every day of his life

[immessingaround]

i can put together a list of stuff i like, stuff that i recognize as "cool" or "interesting". some of this stuff brings me joy. all of this stuff i am grateful for it existing. i want to be able to add and complete this list so i can look back on it and be reminded of what i have when i feel like i am nothing.

pete the cat

leonard cohen / songs of love and hate album

doing eye makeup (eyeshadow, liner, mascara)

garfield

polo shirts

jennifer Lawrence

ethel cain ptolemaea "stop" scream

also preachers daughter by ethel cain

chris pratt/jared leto hate hell yea

the cat emojis😸😹😺😻😼🐱😽😾😿🙀

saw iii angel trap

baggy black jeans

eyebrow slit

my old black lace up boots

ada wong microwave edits

ellipsis "dot dot dot" ...

people writing cuss words/weird things w lettering decor in stores (ex: 'kms' stockings at kohls)

7/11 by beyonce

gardettos

poetry i relate to

wham! last christmas pudding mix

considering broad and pointless philosophical questions (i.e. what is the meaning of life?)

christmas (ofc)

80s comedies (ferris bueller, better off dead, big, ...)

sad brokeback mountain edits

angel/religious imagery, iconography, references

alvin (and the chipmunks)

spelling "with/without" as "w" or "w/(o)"

trail mix

children of men last 40-45 mins specifically

tajin watermelon/peach rings

ikea model hand 🖕

pinterest

fuzzy socks

bti cg

ghostbusters

life is strange quotes "ready for the moshpit shakabrah" "holy shit are you cereal" "rachel in the dark room" "youre gonna DIE, motherfucker" "ik ur pumping drugs n shit to kids around here..." "i need to medicate" "shake that boney white ass" "no moshpit for you shakabrah"

classic movies

when u call me daddy (nvm she left lmao😭)

caramel coldbrew m&ms

(green) mechanical pencils

santa alter ego

mr x thomas the train mod in re2

weird/unique compliments

wearing jewelry

bolos or ties

my green skull necklace ilyyy

elektra from marvel (comics)

my handwriting idc if its messy

"can a loc come up in your crib?" scene from gta

"no i didnt kill him... but i did kidnap his wife!" scene from gta

pretending im a man

"i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it"

songs that begin like other songs but arent that song

12 am bathroom concerts

ppl who look unique

uno +4 cards

hawaiian shirts

(organized) clutter

bjork

keepin the streak (i mean chopping it up)

messing around in big stores

whole lotta red christmas ver.

baggy shorts (would totally still wear u)

we are the people by empire of the sun

mauve or plum UR MY FAV COLOR UGHH😩

a horse walked into a bar... i love that joke

updog "what's updog?" "not much. hby?"

we cry together clean ver.

being a lesbian so glad i dont like men

"walmart version of justin bieber"

grey spelled w an e

"culturally significant/pop culture moments i think about regularly/we dont talk about enough" videos

pretending im not living my own life

ornate things

going through old closet/junk

laying on the floor in front of my mirror w grouper or ethel cain playing (i want to get out of the house)

making spotify playlists after memes/tt audios

pajama pants

"LEAVE ME ALONE" "HES GONNA GET MEEE"

johnny cage (the international love edits from last year)

leon kennedy and those smooth operator edits

temp tattoos

roller skating

gorey/grotesque drawings

goretober

jar of flies by aic

pitbull mr worldwide mr 305

kevin gates ethical freak concert

jane from breaking bad

harris/chares my snake

painting my nails. all my beautiful nail polish ty😫

hash browns

mini beanie babies (the ones on my floor)

smores goldfish w the marshmallows even tho it got discontinued

eyeliner in my waterline

fake fruit in stores

deep red roses

george harrison

mix matched socks

coconut/lavender smells

coffee flavored things

soggy purple grapes

cashews

funky eyeshadow colors and palettes

my moms old lipstick colors (they are beautiful)

cherry flavored things

drawing on a mustache

turquoise and silver jewelry

samples in stores

physical touch (never get any😼)

purple hair dye (u made my life sm better)

gingerbread smells

my gta character

keyboard spam

smelling candles in stores ofc

carmex chapstick

immessingaround@myyahoo.com

gum / altoids (the pink ones)

silver jewelry/rings

last.fm

pineapple flavored things

mascara on bottom lashes

brownies

doawk

being a cowboy ig

no doubt

"your final challenge... let yo bih stroke yo bone"

"oh hell yea jigsaw you da goat!" audio

my celeb crushes

scooby doo characters

drawing crude cat drawings

catch me if you can

nacho from better call saul

chicken taquitos

aloe vera gel

i am mclovin☝️

these emoji combos: 🤠🔫, 🎅👍, 😹🫵

hoop earrings

commas, i literally abuse the comma key everytime i touch the damn keyboard

q tips

drawings ppl as drag queens (using artist's free will)

hair clips

xiuxiu

sky lights

fargo movie woodchipper scene

spotify obvi

[nicistrying]

Tuesday 20th June

I've had the loveliest day off today! Went to visit family yesterday including my dad for belated fathers day since I was working Sunday, and as usual he just sort of blanked me and sat not making eye contact with me, staring away looking for anyone else to come into the bar and getting really excited and chatty with them when they did. Like hello I am your daughter can you spare me one hour of your time to have a fucking conversation? Nope. As usual 😒 so was feeling pretty sad and angry after that but it was precisely what I had been expecting so it's whatever.

So today I was so happy to have one whole entire day all to myself. Got up early and walked Maggie at 8am so Matt could get home from nightshift and eat his breakfast and get to bed in peace and quiet. We had a lovely walk and Maggie made a new friend I hadn't seen before, a little boxer called Bella 😭 she was gorgeous. Did a quick change when we got home and went straight back out for a little run as it was forecast to rain all day. I left at 10 and it was just starting to spit and it just got gradually heavier so it was a heacy drizzle by the time I was heading home. Then the heavens opened and it rained torrentially all afternoon 🤣 I normally hate being out in the rain but running in it especially when it's still warm is sooo good and refreshing. I'm still sans fitbit but I did my usual route so roughly 4 miles at a half decent pace bc I was listening to a lot of drum & bass lol. I was out about 45 mins. Saw a little baby foal!! He was so sweet 🥹

Then just did chores, had lunch, did some lovely yoga, walked Maggie again. Made a big batch of pasta bake for dinners this week. My new phone arrived so been playing around with it getting it set up. I'm so happy to be able to have more than like 3 apps again and the camera is so good compared to my old one. Look at this compared to the absolute trash quality I usually post 😂

Other little nice things: went to Matt's parents' for a bbq on saturday after work. It was lovely and we had smores for dessert 😍

Also our wedding invitation samples arrived! My best friend's mam is a stationer so obvs we wanted her to make them and she didn't disappoint 😍

Back to work tomorrow. Hope everyone is well! 😊

[theclosetedskeleton]

please infodump about your damn skippy oc please i beg

YAHSHANXNABX YAYAYAYAY

okay here we go

I dont have an uhh actual name for the oc (yet), ill try to think about one soon. Anyways

He's (obv referring to my damn skippy oc) energetic and constantly moving around the place. Damn skippy oc try to sit still in one place (failed INSTANTLY).

+ "Naturally curious (Good example for this idea would be the song "rainwater") and lives in their daydreams" kinda person. (When robots attack) (ik theres the line 'how i wish this was just a dream' in when robots attack, but I imagine the scenario wasnt a "daydream" he has and moreso of an actual dream that feels real.)

[going back to the last part, I imagine the entire damn skippy album is just the oc going on these silly tangents abt their life + daydreams (maybe minus "ode to crayola", as I already have a diff oc for that song alone)]

Pronouns - He/they (Was originally gonna go with he/him but i like the concept of "he/they DS oc better)

Physical features !!!

DS has these swirls in their eyes, like the back of the album cover. Confession - Every now and then i think the pinkish color makes him look high but then i add the blue and im like "nuh uh" HWKAN 😭

They also have these star pupils, I added the idea when i first designed the oc back in jan-feb time period. Btw these features arent like contact lenses those are his actual eyes :3 I imagine my DS oc to be like... 80% human and the 20% is uhhh I dont know that answer

Along with this, theres like this ink or whatever that seeps from his eyes. Theyre not tears or anything, no matter what they do to remove the ink it just comes back eventually, but the ink only gets down to a certain point to where it just stops flowing.

small features !!! he wears a lot of stickers on their face, mainly because the stickers are really cool

LOTS of kandi bracelets/wrist bands/spiked bracelets. There probably was a time where he was a scene kid, and they still take inspiration from that 2000s/2010s scene time period.

[side note!!! this doesnt relate with my oc 100% but

on the topic of the kandi bracelets part, DS makes a lot of kandi bracelets for HTTJB (another oc based on a LD album) (The hip to the javabean oc isnt my oc, its @shrimpmcbites 's). Occasionally DS will just give HTTJB a new kandi bracelet for no apparent reason. ]

LOTS OF COLOR !!!!!!!! DS constantly wears so many things dealing with color and bright things, like as if those saturated bright colorful photos were a person.

DS IS TRANS!!!!!! trans ftm to be specific. fuck making all my characters different.... i WILL project on every one of them

(on a specific note, DS hasnt gotten any sort of medical transition like HRT or top/bottom surgery)

Projecting on my oc once more !!!! but fuck i dont care - DS is aroace and queerplatonic !!!! + DS is also in a qpr W/HTTJB because me and @shrimpmcbites said so muahaha (we are both projecting...)

(Geeks is love is abt them !!!!! the line "I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love" fits oh so perfectly with the fact the DS and HTTJB oc's are in a qpr)

Okay now for a bit of silly facts

Favorite drink - Tea !!! of any kind !!!! or maybe koolaid or the type of water drinks where you pour the syrup of a flavor in water and you get juice if yk what im talking abt

Favorite food - I imagine DS to really like smores. especially the ones with too much extra stuff and too many marshmellows and chocolate

Favorite type of music - anything DS can dance to. or just move around to. He doesn't really like sad songs.

Favorite color -Probably all of them but mainly the really saturated BRIGHT colors

Hobbies -

Dancing (not really good at it, + is not a professional, they just do it bc he NEEDS a way to channel all of the internal energy they have.),

Reading (only comic/graphic novels, anything else and he just loses attention)

KANDI - They has SO. MANY. KANDI. STUFF. AT HOME. probably even a few pieces of kandi clothing because of all of the extra time they have on his hands.

Video games - Esp those really retro ones, but he'll play almost any video game that goes in their hands

HOLY SHIT THIS POST IS SO LONG. idk what else to add but if anyone reads this till the end and has any input about the oc send me an ask about it because my DS oc (and @shrimpmcbites 's HTTJB oc) has been CLAWING at my brain and i need people to talk to me about them

[sizzlyybacon]

FIRST DAY, 9/4/2024, Part 1 (7th)

i woke up at 6:00 A.M. and went to the bathroom with the lights off. after going number one, i went to wash my hands and decided to turn the lights on so i could just see better. (i REALLY regret that choice.) i pumped the soap on my hands and looked up to turn on the faucet and there was a HUGE FUCKING HOBO SPIDER THE SIZE OF MY HAND ON MY TOOTHBRUSH AND IT KEPT TWITCHING AROUND. so i called my dad in to kill it and scrambled out of the bathroom. i made some cup noodles, a sausage patty, and a cup of yogurt for breakfast. i wore my white baggy jeans with a black belt and my nirvana t-shirt over my smore-a-saurus rex long sleeve shirt that i bought to wear to the islandwood camp when we went to the bonfire. i finished up with everything i needed to do and spent the last ten minutes just checking around. my dad asked me if i wanted him to walk me to the bus stop and that it was fine if i said no because he didn't want me to get bullied by the older kids since that's what happened to him in middle school. i didn't know what to say and spent like five minutes juggling around if i should say yes because i DID want him to walk me or if i should say no because i would get bullied. in the end i changed my mind and we walked to the bus stop together. while we were leaving, elise called me multiple times asking me to tell her when i got on the bus since last year my stop was way before hers but this year her dad was saying the bus came at 8:05 A.M., while my schedule said 8:14 A.M. i just shrugged it off and told her i'd tell her when i got on. anyways, my dad thought the bus stop was just on the end of our street but i thought it was across the cross walk since that was where the same stop was last time, plus everybody else was there and i had confirmed with my 6th grader friend serenity (who lives on that corner) and she said that's the right stop. we walked over and it was super awkward and quiet. these two 8th graders josie and destined were talking and laughing up a storm with their friends on their phones so much it was almost like the whole actual friend group was there. the kid closer to me was named alister. i remembered him from he was a year below me in elementary, but i didn't say anything. suddenly a bus came even though we'd only been at the bus stop for like 5 seconds. we look at the number. 489. oof. 2 digits off. then ANOTHER came. 989. 511 digits off 💀 my dad pulled out his phone and a bunch of super crazy photographer poses to take photos of me on the first day. of course, i shriveled away in the corner and hid my face. after laughing about the images so a while, the silence got pretty awkward so my dad decided to leave. i said bye as he ran off back on the cross walk. elise texted me that she was on the bus, so i guess she did get on before me. meanwhile, to the left of me, destined and josie were freaking out because their friends got their old and new schedules mixed up so they thought the bus was supposed to come 14 minutes ago. they were confused and alister and i were too but we just waited it out. soon after, our bus came, but it was.... ACROSS the street. like my dad said. 😒👎. i saw my dad's car pull out the same time the bus did so he was a few cars behind it. he gave me the BIGGEST "i told you so" look. we BOLTED across the street, fumbling over each other as the bus stopped and let us on. i say good morning to the bus driver and thank him. two seconds later i make intense eye contact with elise and she's screaming and giggling and ushering me over. i sit next to elise who is in the second row. she hugs me and we're freaking out about the new bus route and just the first day in general. we're following a route somewhat similar to last year's and we turn to the right to a cafe. there is a HUGE group of kids, most of them being 6th graders. they almost take up 3 whole parking spots. bet that cafe will be mad about the business they lose 😭 since we have to pick up so many different kids who live in so many different areas of our neighborhood the route is just COMPLETELY different.

[jellifysh]

Getting Back Into the Swing of Things (part thirteen)

Or, Namjoon falls back in love with his ex (and his boyfriends do too)

Ot7 x reader (slow burn, roommates au, fluff, picnic :) )

A/N: taglist closed! omg guys I'm so sorry, I'm so swamped 😭 the next drabbles are going to take a while to come out. I'm working on them, I promise, in fact the next ex-fiancees au drabble is almost finished but the spy au one is half done and the college au one is not started yet. First and foremost, I will make sure that above all GBIST always comes out on time because I promised myself and you all that I would never miss an update, and the drabbles are side stories, not my main focus so unfortunately they will have to suffer 😔 With that being said, enjoy the chapter <3

A week went by in no time, Jimin keeping you guys posted and sending you videos of him behind the scenes while people touched up his makeup and clothes, and you all sent back videos of you doing stuff around the house, like when Jungkook did a backflip off the balcony into the pool after Taehyung dared him to and the lecture he got from Jin after he found out, or when Hoseok tried to teach you some of the choreography he was doing with his students and your shoe flew off and hit the ceiling.

Actually, they had added you to a bunch of group chats now that you had your phone: one that was all eight of you, and one that was just maknaes and you, one that was just the hyungs and you, plus one with you, Hoseok and Jungkook that was made to make fun of the others for not liking mint chocolate chip ice cream and ended up being a chat for you all to send memes to at three in the morning.

You also had a group chat with Soobin, Kai, Taehyun, Beomgyu and Yeonjun, and talked to them often, but they were super busy. Apparently, they were training to participate in an international dance competition and ran a YouTube that they had all their practice work on. They were super popular and really funny, doing vlogs and dance covers and everything.

But, right now, you were making food for the picnic planned before Jimin left, making mini sandwiches and strawberry shortcake slices with extra whipped cream, as well as chocolate dipped cheesecake bites, a recipe you had found late at night while scouring for apartments and fighting midnight cravings. You even found a cute little picnic basket Jin let you borrow, packing the containers onto the soft fabric lining the basket.

You were leaving for the picnic soon, placing the basket off to the side and going to your room to get ready. It had been rainy and cloudy for the past week after Jimin came back, confining you to the house, but now rain had left perfect weather. You stared up at the dress that had been bought for you, still thinking it was way too gorgeous and classy for a smile picnic, but you took it off the hanger anyways, musing on your newfound friendships, especially Jimin's now that he considered you to be close to him.

Jimin's friendship was an interesting one to receive, to say the least.

Now that Jimin was no longer wary of you, he seemed to be trying to make it up to you entirely through cuddles, snuggling up to you on the couch and bringing you everywhere he went, even if it was just down to the kitchen for some water. Since he's been home from his trip, he hasn't spent a second alone and recommending a movie marathon where you all lay around and catch up with each other, making smores and hot chocolate. And with Taehyung there it was twice as bad, hands playing with your hair and laying next to your other side.

You had definitely grown in your friendship with both of them, Taehyung especially making an effort to include you in as many things possible now. He and you started a tradition of movie marathons, where you would bake something and then eat it together, while discussing the movie you were watching and everything you loved or hated about it. He'd pull you along to the couch randomly, saying something like, 'come watch this movie with me, it's one of Jungkook's favorites,' and sit hip to hip with you like there was no space. Music listening was another hobby you shared, and he would often go to you with song recommendations, gently placing headphones into your ears, and playing music for you while telling you, 'I think you'd really like this song.' Once after you had washed your hair, starting to dry and style it, he helped you, taking a brush and gently combing knots or tangles out of your hair. 'Let me play with your hair, it's so pretty,' he had said, doing cute styles like space buns and ponytails, twining pretty ribbons and clips into it.

Jimin had also brought gifts like he promised, souvenirs and more things, more clothes and more jewelry. He had come into your room the first night he was back and emptied out a bag stuffed with clothes he'd brought for you onto your bed, helping you put them away and pick what you liked, all the latest fashions of wherever he was modeling in. He had also bought home for you a bigger jewelry box already filled with gold bracelets, silver necklaces, diamonds earrings, things so shiny it almost hurt your eyes.

It was becoming more and more obvious that he liked sharing things with you and buying things for you, getting you some matching outfits and letting you borrow some of his stuff or even raid your closet-- full of clothes he'd bought you in the first place anyways. He seemed to like sharing jewelry, getting you both a pair of earrings to share. He'd taken one dangly diamond earring out the box and handed the other to you. 'This way, we always have something to remind us of each other,' he had said then, insisting that you wore it when you went out together, arguing that it'll let people know who you're with. You pointed out that people don't usually pay that much attention to earrings but he just rolled his eyes. 'People pay a lot of attention to me when I go out, so this way they'll pay a lot of attention to you, too.'

It's become quite obvious that the boys liked to show affection with gifts and favors, like Yoongi offering to fill up your cup of water for you so you don't have to get up, or Namjoon giving you a book he thought you'd like, and Jimin even more so, showering you in things he found that reminded him of you while he was gone, like the fancy necklaces and shoes he brought back.

In these cases, you figured it was better to just take it rather than put up a fight like you used to. If they got joy from giving you things, why turn them down? You did like the things they gave you and at this point turning them down to be polite would upset them more than anything. You had trouble thinking of yourself like a friend, used to being a burden to most people you came in contact with. You tried to make yourself small as to not bother them, but it seemed like they kept trying to pull you out of your shell, wanting you to be as loud and active as them.

A knock sounded at your door as you stared at the dress on you, as dreamlike and pretty as it looked when you found it. It made you look like something out of a fairytale, like a princess on an adventure, you couldn't help but stare. "Come in!" You called out, still admiring yourself.

It was Jimin, of course, vibrating with excitement. "Hey," he said, coming in and looking at you in the dress. "You look so gorgeous." He smiled, looking in the mirror while standing behind you.

You smiled back, still too stunned for words, and he hummed, a sneaky smile coming onto his face. "You know, I think I have the perfect necklace to go with this." He said, taking your hand and pulling you to the door. He led you down the hall to his room, digging through a bag until he pulled out a black velvet box.

"Here," He placed it in your hands. "Open it." Jimin said, looking up at you with eager excitement. What could be in this box? You had no idea what would make him so excited, even when he was giving you the gifts he wasn't this anxious. You flipped open the top.

You gasped, seeing a familiar sight. The pink diamond necklace from the shop all that time ago. You plucked it out carefully, holding it gently as you lifted it from the box and looked at Jimin again, your eyes filled with happy confusion. He started to explain, rambling nervously, "I bought it then when we first saw it, but I figured I'd wait until you would actually accept it from me." He had a sad smile on his face as he tried to figure out how to phrase his words. "I've never dealt with anyone like you, but I'm glad I have. Knowing you has been... different. In a good way." He quickly reassured after you didn't say anything for a second.

You listened quietly as he spoke, looking at the warmth in his eyes, directed at you. It was really true. Jimin had accepted you as part of his inner circle, he had regretted what he had said to you and he wanted to have you around and do things for you.

You smiled, wobbly and watery, and placed the necklace down. "Jimin, this is... I don't even know what to say." You wrapped your arms around his neck, squeezing him into a grateful hug. "I forgive you, I can't imagine it was easy to have me around, but thank you for trying to be nice to me, and thank you for all the gifts and things. We had a rough start, but you've more than made up for it."

He squeezed you back tight, smiling in relief. "Thank you princess, but I have a long way to go before I can make up for anything. I hope you're ready for more presents, because I'm not letting you say no to gifts anymore."

"You never let me say no to gifts in the first place," You teased, pulling back so you could look at him. "I still need to put on my shoes," you added trying to step away, but he held tight, pulling you back to clasp the necklace around your neck and then grabbed your hand.

"I'll come with you." He said, walking with you back to your room.

"My room is just down the hall."

"Sure, but things are more fun when you do them with other people." He said, swinging your hands back and forth.

Entering your room, you picked up the shoe box, you hadn't taken them out because they looked to so pretty and white, you were worried about staining them. However, taking them out the box one handed was a struggle and putting them on seemed like it would be even harder. Luckily, Jimin took them from you, ushering you to sit back on the bed.

"Here, I'll do it." He kneeled before you, sliding it onto your foot and tying the straps around your calves.

"This is just like Cinderella," you giggled, and he smiled up at you, moving onto the next shoe.

"Does that mean I'm the Prince?" He joked, standing up again as he finished. "I guess we know what we're doing for Halloween."

You both made your way downstairs, seeing Jungkook and Taehyung standing by the door with the picnic basket, then looking up as your footsteps sounded on the stairs.

"Woah," Jungkook breathed in awe. "You look incredible! If I knew we were getting all dressed up, I'd have worn something fancier." He scratched the back of his neck bashfully, but you shook your head, surveying his outfit.

He actually looked really good, wearing a white button down casually rolled up to his elbows and jeans, but he made the outfit so much more classy just by wearing it. Taehyung and Jimin looked good too, but that was a given, both of them wearing comfy looking sweaters fitted to their physiques, Taehyung's warm tan and Jimin's jet black.

You patted Jungkook's arm in reassurance, replying earnestly. "You look fine to me, Kookie, don't worry about it."

His eyebrows shot up in shock, meeting the messy wavy hair over his forehead. "Did you just call me--" he cut himself off with a laugh and turned to Taehyung smugly. "I got the first nickname! I told you!" Taehyung groaned as he gloated and you looked between them confused.

"The first nickname?" You inquired, blinking owlishly.

Jimin explained, laying a hand on your shoulder, "They made a bet over who would get a nickname from you first. Tae thought it'd be him and Jungkook thought it would be him, so we all bet fifty dollars over who would get it."

Taehyung was sulking as Jungkook laughed in his face, and rolled his eyes, marching to the car. "Whatever, I'm still her favorite."

"No way!" Jungkook immediately argued. "I'm her favorite! You two have only been friends for like, a week. Me and Y/nie have been friends forever!"

"Well, I don't see you with a personalized playlist." Taehyung shot back.

"You made him a personalized playlist?"

All the way to the park, Taehyung and Jungkook bickered over what makes them a better candidate to be your favorite while you and Jimin held back giggles. Eventually they turned to you, asking you to settle it, right there and then.

"Why don't we ask Y/n who her favorite is?" Taehyung asked turning to you expectantly. "Just because you got a nickname first doesn't mean you're the favorite." He said to Jungkook who rolled his eyes playfully.

"Doesn't Jin technically have first nickname?" You deflected.

Jungkook scoffed. "No, everyone calls him Jin. That's different--"

"Oh look, we're here!" Jimin announced, driving up to the entrance of the park. The park rolled into view as you looked out the window, bright green on a perfect sunny day. Jimin parallel parked on the curb, all of you hopping out.

You looked over the park, mostly empty with a few people milling about or jogging in workout clothes. You subtly clutched the skirt of your dress, feeling overdressed until Taehyung took one of your hands. "Let's find a good place to sit." He suggested, squeezing your hand and walking you onto the path.

For once, you looked dressed up enough to match the boy's stunning appearance. They attracted attention easily, now you didn't look so out of place like usual. A part of you imagined always looking like this, dressed and attracting attention with them and not just fading into the background behind them, being with them and being seen with them, but you shook that away. You were friends, to want more from them would be draining, they were already giving you so much.

"Let's head over there!" Jungkook pointed at a patch of grass under a tree, sunlight streaming through the leaves. You would have to walk off the path though, through the grass and dirt. You frowned and lifted your leg, preparing to untie your shoes.

"What are you doing?" Jimin asked, watching you with slight concern. "Do the shoes hurt?"

"No, I just don't want to get them dirty." You replied, and before you knew it, you were swept up, Jungkook's arms wrapped around you and carrying you princess style.

"I've got you." He hefted you easily over the grass towards the tree, and after Jimin rolled out the blanket, he placed you gently down. Jimin quickly stole the spot on your right and Taehyung sat on your left, making Jungkook roll his eyes as he settled across from you, the furthest away.

"Let's see all the tasty treats Y/nie made for us." Taehyung cheered, unpacking the picnic blanket.

"Oh, I'll show you!" Yoi chirped excited for them to see the things you made for them. You took out the trays of food and bowls of fruit, showing them off one by one. "This is the strawberry shortcake, these are the finger sandwiches, these--" you heard a click as you held up a bowl of raspberries with honey drizzled over them, seeing Jungkook aiming a camera at you.

"Don't take pictures of me," you tossed a napkin at him and he simply laughed.

He raised an eyebrow, lowering the camera. "Oh, come on the whole reason we're out here is to take pictures."

"Of, like, flowers and stuff. Not me." You pouted and he acquiesced, though his smile didn't make you feel confident he would keep his promise.

"Fine, no pictures." He replied, eagerly grabbing the paper plates out the basket, passing them out. "Let's eat! I'm starved."

You all dug in, the boys praising your cooking and you beamed happily, glad you could do something to make them happy. You watched them eat until they noticed you weren't taking anything.

"You aren't going to have any?" Jungkook said, noticing you didn't take a paper plate.

You waved your hand dismissively, refusing, "I had some when I was making them, you all can eat the rest--" Taehyung pushed a bite of sandwich into your mouth while you were distracted, feeding you himself off his plate.

"You should still have some." He said. "You worked so hard to make these, you should have an extra treat."

"And you should definitely have dessert." Jimin added, holding a chocolate bite up your lips until you ate it. He watched the way your lips parted to close around it with a little too much interest, but you hardly noticed.

"And this whipped cream is delicious!" Jungkook chimed in, holding a bite of shortcake on a fork up to your mouth and watching you lick it up. You didn't even realize how perfectly you were posed, wiping some whipped cream off your face with and licking that off as well, your lips wrapped around your finger just so. You were walking art and you didn't even seem to realize it.

You let a small giggle, being bombarded with food, as you heard another click. You turned, seeing Jimin with the camera now and you held your hand up to block him. "Stop!"

"I don't do anything," he lied with a innocent smile, handing it back to Jungkook. "I was just testing it."

"Sure." You huffed. Most of the food was gone now, so you sat back again, letting them eat the rest now that they weren't spoon feeding you anymore. Jungkook quickly stuffed his mouth with the rest of his slice of shortcake then stood eagerly.

"Let's go take pictures now." Jungkook held out a hand to help you up and scooped you into his arms again. "These losers can stay here and keep watch over the stuff." He stuck his tongue out at them, carrying you away to another stone path you could walk on without dirtying your shoes.

"Where are we going?" You asked as he set you down and led you forward.

"There's a botanical garden here," Jungkook explained, holding your hand as you walked. "They have flowers native to this region and butterflies fly around there all the time."

You looked around as you entered, white stone archway and vibrant tall green hedges marking the entrance. Sunlight filtered in spots through the leaves, and butterflies were perched on colorful flowers, blues and purples and pinks mixed with green.

"Wow," you murmured quietly, slowly stepping up to an orchid. As you stared, a butterfly landed on it, blue wings opening and closing as it rested. You heard a click and looked over to see Jungkook taking another picture of you. "Seriously?" You scoffed as he grinned playfully.

"What? You look pretty. See?" He held the camera out so you could see the screen, a profile picture of you and the butterfly haloed by the sun, the dress making you look angelic.

"You really are talented." You commented. For him to make you look so good so easily, he must really know what he's doing.

"It's not hard to take pretty pictures when you have a pretty subject." Jungkook replied, murmuring low as he approached you. He wrapped his arms around you, putting the camera into your hands and holding them, focusing on the flower in front of you. He continued, shaking into your ear over your shoulder, pressed closely to your back. "You use this button to zoom in, this dial to focus, and this button," A click sounded and then a picture of the orchid with the butterfly fluttering off appeared on the screen. "To take a picture."

You looked up over your shoulder at him as he smiled softly down at you, then stepped away slowly. "But that's just the basics. There are more settings you can play with, but for now," He held his hand out to you. "Let's see what your phone camera can do."

You handed him your camera and he started going into detail about it, most things that went in your ear and out the other, but you found it hard to retain anything as he spoke, confidently and swiftly, you getting caught up in how cute he looked when he was excited and rambling about something. His nose scrunched up slightly and his smile had a charming slant.

You shook yourself, breaking away from that train of thought. No thinking about your new friends as cute. They were gorgeous, anyone with eyes could see that, but you would not allow yourself to catch feelings and ruin this. You focused back on what he was saying, taking the camera and snapping pictures around the garden like he showed you.

Jungkook leaned against a tall tree, watching you interact with the things around you. You gently touched flower petals, ran a finger over smooth leaves, watched butterflies flutter with wonder in your eyes. Everything about you was so amazing.

He lifted the camera again, snapping a candid photo of you standing still so a butterfly could perch on your finger. He would have to make sure to transfer these photos later, maybe post them on his Instagram or Twitter. He wanted to share these photos with a the world, let as many people as possible know that he knew you.

"Are these good, Kookie?" You asked, soft voice echoing slightly in the quiet space. You looked up at him, waiting for approval and he took the phone looking at all the pretty pictures of flowers and plants you took. You were skilled indeed, it seemed like you were a natural. He complimented your work then looked up at you, smiling wide and proud of yourself and had to hold back from kissing the cute swell of your cheek.

"You know, I'm glad you feel that we're close enough to call me Kookie," He started, handing your phone back and stepping closer, watching your eyes widened as he stepped closer into your space. "But I think you should call me Oppa instead."

Your eyes twinkled, pushed into half moons by your smile. "Really? Why? Because you're a couple months older?" You teased him back, smile curling smug and alluring, Jungkook being drawn in and leaning in more towards you, absolutely awestruck.

He continued, voice growing lower as he focused on you in front of him, spots of sunlight making your skin and eyes glow. "I'm older so it still counts."

"Sure." You replied mockingly and he rolled his eyes, but secretly he loved how playful you were being. It was a sign that you had truly adjusted, that you felt comfortable enough to tease, that you wanted to connect and laugh with them.

"You're going to be mean to your Oppa when I showed you how to take good pictures with your camera? How ungrateful." He crossed his arms in mock indignation and he could see your teasing attitude melt.

"Okay, okay." You placated him, deciding to humor him and said again, more genuinely, "Thank you, Oppa."

His heart fluttered and he whooped, scooping you up again and running with you back to the picnic blanket, your laughter filling the air. First nickname and the first one you called Oppa, he thought to himself. He was definitely your favorite.

Shortly after, you all had headed back home, folding up the blankets and packing everything back into the car. When you reached your room, you carefully removed the dress, hanging it back up carefully and placing the shoes back into their box. It was a miracle they didn't get dirty today, you were sure that the dress needed to be dry-cleaned and you didn't have the money for a place that could properly take care of your dress.

Speaking of money, you picked up laptop, deciding to use the rest of your day to search for jobs and apartments. You had applied to a couple jobs in the area already but none had responded, so you figured you might apply for more.

Moving through the living room to the back porch, you encountered the rest of the boys settling on the couch in the living room.

"We're playing video games, wanna join?" Jungkook offered, flashing a video game case at you as he set up a console on the low table. Mortal Kombat 11, you appraised. "We're playing story mode and everytime someone loses a fight, we pass the controller."

"Which means Namjoon and Hoseok won't be seeing a lot of play time." Taehyung teased, a pillow getting tossed at him by Hoseok and an eye roll from Namjoon who seemed mostly invested in a book.

You shrugged, explaining. "I was just going to sit outside for a bit."

"Sit in here, you can hang out with us." Jin waved you over and you say in the seat next to him, his arm laying on the back of the couch behind you as the first cutscene began to play on the screen. "I've been meaning to ask if you wanted more stuff to decorate your room with. You know, different furniture, repainting, anything like that."

"I don't think that be a good idea." You declined, logging into your laptop.

"What's the harm?" Hoseok interjected over the sound of Jungkook already beating up the first opponent. "I'd be nice for your room to have a more personal touch, right?

"Well, I don't want to use up any of your money when I'm going to be moving away." You remarked casually, turning your laptop so they could see the apartment listing you had been looking at, but the room hushed, all attention turning to you.

"Who said anything about you moving?" Jimin replied, trying to be casual but couldn't help the slight wariness in his tone.

"I just..." You blinked owlishly, confused at the tense reaction. Isn't it good that you'd be leaving? "I'm gonna move eventually. I can't live with you forever. I already have a few apartments I've been looking at and when I get a job, I'll have my own place to decorate."

"You wanna leave?" Jungkook asked you, character on the screen long past defeated as he stopped playing, feeling his heart gripped with cold at your words.

"I can't stay forever--"

"Yes, you can!" Taehyung insisted, cutting you off before you could finish.

"What Tae means is... we wouldn't mind if you did." Jin placed a warm hand onto your shoulder, looking you in eyes, brown eyes serious but comforting. "You're far more than just a housemate now, if you want to stay, we won't kick you out."

"You mean it? It doesn't bother any of you?" You asked, looking around the room and being met with heads shaking no.

"Good." Jungkook said, looking around at everyone. "Everyone's okay with it, so you're staying." He announced an air of finality to it, turning his attention back to the screen.

"Unless you want to leave..." Taehyung looked at you, sadness tinging his tone. It hurt to think about but he had to address it. It was only fair to you to have the choice.

"But you don't. Right?" Jungkook looked back at you, eyes piercing yours as he searched for an answer in your face. No way you were leaving, over his dead body.

Yoongi met eyes with you, silently observing and encouraging you no matter what you chose, and Hoseok seemed to be sitting this one out. The last thing he wanted to do is force you to stay or make it seem like you had to stay for their sake. Namjoon was looking back and forth the way he always did when you interacted with the boys, analyzing the way you acted with each other as your relationships evolved. It was interesting to watch, especially in times like these when he could tell how close you had gotten with everyone. Usually they had to convince people to get away from them. Asking someone to stay and live with them was definitely new.

"Kookie, she has to have the chance to refuse." Jin said, his own tone sounding reluctant. Even if we really don't want her to, went unsaid, but it didn't matter much. In the next moment, your eyes brimmed with tears and you slumped into Jin's chest, hiding your face and letting him hold you.

"You mean," you began, voice wobbly as you slightly peered up at Jin, eyes wet and wide, still pressed to him. "I can stay? With all of you for as long as I'd like?"

"Oh darling, of course you can." His arms held you tight to his chest, squeezing you like it was this hug that would keep you home with them. "Besides, I need my cooking buddy or else I'll lose my mind."

You giggled, it sounding like magic and twinkling chimes after the tension of the moment. "How could I ever let that happen?" Everyone, consciously or not, let out a breath of relief. Jin held you to his chest for what was probably way longer than typical for a hug but you weren't pulling away and he sure as hell wasn't either.

"Anyways, Jungkook lost, so it's my turn!" Taehyung snatched the controller out of Jungkook's hands. "I'll show you how a real pro does it."

"No fair, I wasn't even paying attention!"

"You snooze you lose."

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The next day, you were laying in bed, your bed in your room, like you've been doing more often with Taehyung cuddling you all the time (you had a feeling you'd never be done paying back those cuddles), and Jungkook using you as a pillow while he played video games. You were starting to think that you were just a fancy pillow to them, with how comfortably and constantly they'd lean into you or against you.

This time though, it was Jimin, head on your stomach while you laid on your back on your bed, watching funny videos on your phone and trying not to drop your phone on your face. Seeing movement out of the corner of your eye, you glanced up at Jimin. He had the front camera of his phone angled towards you, taking a video and zooming in on your face. "Stop," You pushed it away laughing, both exasperated and amused. Jimin seemed to have a penchant for capturing moments on camera and lately he seems most interested in you.

You weren't in the habit of taking pictures like the other boys, always updating and keeping their followers engaged with whatever content they uploaded, but it didn't seem to be an issue. Every photo of you they uploaded, including the pictures from the picnic and the festival, they tagged you in, causing people to wander over to your Instagram page. You had noticed more followers, people following you out of loyalty to the boys probably, fans who were curious about you asking about you in their comments, not that they answered. While they seemed to like showing you off, they didn't answer any questions about you. Maybe they were respecting your privacy or maybe they just didn't care to interact with their followers but you noticed they all liked the comments people left calling you pretty.

After seeing the photos, Beomgyu and the boys followed you too, messaging you about how they needed to take pictures with you too and you promised them you would meet up eventually.

Though, it didn't seem like that would happen soon, the maknaes keeping you busy all the time with stuff they wanted to do, movies and video games and TV shows. You and Jimin had recently started binging some TV series with a bunch of seasons that you never had the chance to watch before until Jin had to literally pull you away from the TV in the living room after you sat in front of it for almost twenty four hours. Jimin had laughed about it the whole time all too delighted.

"You're a bad influence," you had told him then after getting scolded by Jin for the first time. He only smiled more mischievously and whispered, "There's a TV in my room, let's go finish the episode."

"I'm gonna go cook with Jin," you wiggled out from under Jimin and he pouted, rolling off the bed and following you to the kitchen.

"Ah, look who decided to join us." Jin announced from behind the sink. He and Jungkook were wearing their matching aprons from the first day you met them. So much has passed since then, you thought, and so much has happened in these last couple months.

As if proving your point, Jimin slinked past you, pressing against your side as he walked like a cat would rub it's tail against a person's leg. He kissed Jin and Jungkook steeping over to the stove. "What's for dinner?" He asked, peering into a pot.

"Beef stew and rice, with some grilled pork belly on the side. We already finished making it, it just has to finish cooking now." Jungkook explained, tossing a dish towel aside as he dried his hands. "Which will take another couple hours for the stew."

"And since you were late to the party, you can take of the dishes." Jin said to you, and Jimin scrunched up his nose.

"Yeah, good luck with that." Jimin said, quick to leave you to wash dishes alone. "I'll set the table."

He stepped into the dining room and you put on dish gloves and turned towards the sink, picking up the sponge to start washing. Jungkook stirred the soup over at the stove making sure it was cooking properly.

"You two seem closer." Jin murmured to you, voice low as Jimin was in the next room over. He leaned against the counter next to the sink. "Did something happen?"

"What do you mean?" You asked, scrubbing at a pot and looking at him out of the corner of your eye.

"I mean, you were talking to each other before, but now you're all cuddly. Jimin usually only gets like that when he's really comfortable."

"What do you mean? Isn't he just the cuddly type?" You asked and Jungkook let out a scoff.

"Jimin? No way, he hates touch from anyone he doesn't like." He answered, turning to you with a bite of stew for you to try.

"But he's always all over you guys?" You said, eating the bite of stew and pulled the curry powder out of the spice rack, indicating it needed another dash.

"That's cause he calls us the pieces of his soul." Jungkook replied, adding the curry powder and mixing it in, preparing another bite for you. "He's comfy with us. And now with you, I guess."

"I guess so. I hadn't really thought about it like that. You're all so... different around each other. Seeing that for myself is new."

"Well, you've been officially indoctrinated now," Jin joked, taking a spatula and tapping each of your shoulders with it, pretending to knight you. "Welcome to the family."

You laughed, but it really touched your heart, feeling warmth bloom in your chest. It made you want to reach out and hug everyone, made you feel just as cuddly as Jimin had been acting.

"We're all so close now. Its like you've always been here." Jungkook commented, feeding you a bite of grilled pork belly, Jin telling him to stop picking at the food. He laughed and continued talking, putting the fork down. "I couldn't imagine you leaving. Y/n even made Tae a playlist a couple weeks ago." He spoke that last sentence to Jin.

Jin had started to rinse the soapy dishes you set aside, and said, "I didn't know you were making playlists, where's mine?"

"I don't what kind of music you like." You shrugged.

"But you knew Taehyung's?" Jungkook raised an eyebrow.

"It was a guess."

Jin spoke, "It makes sense, Taehyung and Y/n have been glued at the hip lately."

"Whatever. I'm still her favorite," Jungkook scoffed. "Right?"

You didn't respond, just smiling.

"Y/nie, I'm your favorite right?" He asked more insistently, seeing your smile and the way you avoiding his eyes, leaning so he was in your vision still.

"Oh please, she doesn't want to answer because we all know it's me." Jin argued.

"There's no way!" Jungkook disagreed, the two of them starting one of their dramatic mock arguments.

You felt a hand on your back, rinsing your hands and turning around. Jimin was standing there, hand trailing into yours. "Y/nie, there's a festival at the beach an hour away." He gently pulled at your hand, urging you forward. "I'm going now, Wanna come with?"

"Sure," You nodded. He smiled widely, voice dripping to a whisper. "Great. Let's go while they're distracted."

Sure enough, the two men were still arguing over who was your favorite, and you and Jimin slipped away from the kitchen, the two of you giggling once you were in the car.

The ride was pretty fun, Jimin playing songs and you had a pretty similar music taste, the two of you singing the whole way there. As you got closer and closer you could smell the salty air, crossing a bridge over the water with ocean on both sides, making you excited as you realized you were almost there.

Soon, Jimin was driving over sandy road, the sea in the background you approached a small town on the coast, sea themed stores called things like Joe's crab shack or Robbie's Board Shop. You could see flags in the distance and banners proclaiming the location of the beachside festival.

Walking around, it was similar to the one you had attended the other week, stalls with sea themed art, large canvas tapestries that resembled waves and sunsets, smoothies of tropical fruits and grilled kebabs.

"We have to buy some tacky tourist clothes!" Jimin insisted, pulling you towards a store with Hawaiian shirts and neon bikinis. The air conditioning washed over you, cooling you from the heat outside and refreshing you.

Jimin had beelined to a rack of Hawaiian shirts, grabbing ones with the sunset illustrated in blues and pinks. "Grab some souvenir for our boys!" He told you while walking over to the flip-flops.

Looking at the various collectible items they had, you grabbed some basic key chains, one of those singing wall fish for Jin, a shot glass for Yoongi with a little painting of the beach on it, and some beaded bracelets for Tae and Hoseok.

Exiting the store, now decked out in tacky shirts, flip flops and oversized sunglasses, you moved around the rest of the festival. Jimin was beaming the whole time, laughing about sinking into the sand while you walked and pulling you to take pictures with him everywhere. He looked insanely good in the beach clothes, unfairly so, the Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to the top part of his chest and the majority of his arms on display, his hair pushed back by the sunglasses in that messy fashionable way that made stray hairs frame his face.

"What?" He asked you when you went quiet staring at him. "Is there something on my face? Cause you're staring pretty hard." He teased, leaning in towards you.

You scoffed, looking away from his intense gaze, and pretended like you were dusting sand off his shirt. "I was just looking at that store behind you. There's a pretty pink scarf in the window."

Jimin turned, looking at the scarf and nodding when he saw it. "Oh yeah. Did you want it?"

"No, I just--"

But Jimin was already pulling you towards it, entering the store and getting goosebumps from the A/C again. It seemed like another tourist store, but with much less tacky decor. They had scarves, as well as bandanas, handmade dresses, knit bags, shirts with the store logo emblazoned on them, and personalized jewelry and mugs with random common names on them.

Jimin got the pink scarf, attention caught by the initial necklaces off to the side. He picked up two, his initial and yours and bought those and the scarf.

"Aren't those a little too tacky for your sophisticated style?" You remarked as he came back to you, tying the scarf around your hair.

"I'm literally wearing a ten dollar Hawaiian shirt right now." He replied, handing you your necklace. "This is the least tacky thing I'm wearing." He put on his necklace, looking at the both of your reflections in the mirror for a moment.

"You know what? I think this would actually look prettier on you." He said, draping his initial necklace over your neck and clasping it.

You raised an eyebrow at his weird idea, watching your mirror self copy you. "But it's your initial, and it looks weird if I'm wearing two initial necklaces and you're wearing none."

"Mm, you're right." He hummed, unclasping your initial and putting it on himself. "There." He smiled in satisfaction, grabbing your hand and pulling you back outside.

"Now let's go get another mango smoothie, it was so tasty!"

The sun started to set, the two of you settled at the coastline, the water rushing up to cover your feet and back again in waves, the two of you slurping at your smoothies and checking your phones. Earlier on, Jimin sent out a text to the group chat saying he took you out for a trip to the beach and shut off his phone, avoiding the wave of texts complaining about how he didn't bring them. This trip was for you two only, he decided, shooting a glance at you playing with the water with a cute smile on your face as you slurped at the stars of your smoothie.

He posted the pictures he took with you today, the boys instantly liking them and whining about how much you were having without them. Jimin laughed to himself, then almost choked on his smoothie looking at his feed.

"Xolani is having an exclusive fashion show!"

You tilted your head, looking over at his screen. "Who's Xolani?"

"Xolani is this super famous fashion designer, all her stuff is incredible." The post had sneak peeks of colorful, innovative designs that would only be displayed at the show. "I wanna go so bad." He groaned.

"Xolani Knight?" You asked again, face something Jimin couldn't decipher.

"Yeah," Jimin replied, a bit confused. "That's her full name, but her label is called Xoxo. Do you know her?"

"Oh my god, yeah, we went to school together! Good to see one of us made something of ourselves." You sighed, half happy for your friend and half downcast. Jimin laid a reassuring hand over yours on the sand. You shook your head, signaling that you were fine. "It's okay. She was always super talented. She was getting internships in her first year, everyone knew she'd make it big."

You were interrupted by buzzing, now that your phones were on again and Jimin had posted those pictures, the messaging was coming back tenfold asking when you'd be back.

Jimin looked at the horizon, basically almost fully sunk by now. "Mm, it's a little late to head back now... I saw a good hotel nearby, let's check in there and stay the night, hmm?" He suggested, already firing off a quick text about what you'd be doing to the group chat, shutting off his phone again. He stood, holding a hand out to help you up. "Besides there's really fun second part to the festival tomorrow where they bring in a bunch of cool foods, I saw it on a flyer, let's stay!"

You nodded, taking his hand as he walked you back to the car and drove all the way to the hotel, checking in at the front desk and getting room on a high floor, overlooking the sea.

"Gosh, that day was so much fun!" He cheered, opening the door to your hotel room, the card reader beeping and glowing a cool green. He pushed it open then stopped in confusion as he looked into the room.

"There's only one bed?" He stared in disbelief. "I thought I made sure-- they said a double queen suite." Jimin stared as if another bed would appear if he just looked hard enough and then groaned. He pushed you in gently, closing the door behind you both.

"Go ahead and sit down, I'm going to see if I can figure this out." He pulled out his phone to call the front desk quickly, striding out onto the balcony and waiting for someone to answer.

The room was nice, extremely classy actually, a large queen bed in the middle against the wall with a flat screen tv directly across. The walls were a soft beige and the carpets a jewel toned red that was plush and soft under your feet. There were modern artwork hung on the wall, splashes of color and shapes, and gold accent ran through out the room, lacing the blue and white sheets on the bed, lining the paneling on the wall, the wooden dresser having gold knobs. It was everything you had never had before. The doors on the wall went to a walk-in closet and a large bathroom complete with a jacuzzi, a separate round bathtub and shower unit.

The balcony Jimin was on overlooked the city, separated from the main bedroom by glass so clear it didn't even seem like it was there. You poked around, looking at the couch, moving the pillows and cushions. To your delight, it was a pullout.

"Apparently, double queen suite means 'a room with one queen bed and an occupancy space of two'." He scoffed. "They should've made that more clear." He looked at you, standing around awkwardly. "You can go ahead and lie down on the bed, I don't have the energy to change rooms now."

You furrowed your eyebrows. "Oh, no, I'd rather you take the bed then have to sleep on the couch. I'll take the couch."

"Who said anything about taking the couch? If anything we'll just share." Jimin gave you a confused look, walking closer to you to gently usher you towards the bed. "It's been a long day, princess, lay down and try to rest, okay? You've been up on your feet for too long."

"But I don't have anything to sleep in."

Jimin rummaged through the bags you had with you, pulling out his sweater from earlier in the day and handing it to you. "Here, change into my sweater. I stole it from Namjoon so it's extra big."

He whipped off his Hawaiian shirt, just in his tank top and shorts, setting up his side of the eyed to sleep, plugging his phone into charge. You were stock still, hyperfocused on the definition of his toned arms. You had gotten a sneak peek with the shirt but it was different now, glimpses of his back and his side and your chest, your initial still dangling between his collarbones.

He smirked, feeling your stare. He bit his lip to try and hide his smile and moved to lay down. You looked away feeling creepy and fiddled with the sweater. You felt the bed move from where Jimin was settling under the covers.

"You having trouble putting on the sweater?" He drawled, obviously having fun watching you get flustered.

"I'll just go into the bathroom and change." You squeaked, standing and rushing towards the bathroom, hearing his giggles.

When you came back out, the sweater draping down to your thighs and slipping off your shoulder from how big it was, you tried to quietly walk back into the bedroom, seeing that Jimin had turned the lights off and wasn't moving. You slowly slipped onto your side of the bed, your back facing Jimin.

The A/C was blowing way too hard, cool air reaching you even under the blanket. You tried not to shiver too much, but Jimin spoke up, "Are you cold?"

"Just a little," you said, an obvious understatement with how your teeth were practically chattering, and you expected him to turn the A/C down. Instead, you felt the bed move again, strong arms pulling you closer to the center of the bed.

"How's this?" He spoke into your ear, warm breath brushing your cheek as he melded his body to yours.

"It's fine," you whispered, voice losing all strength being so close to him. He giggled again.

"You sure?"

You nodded, knowing he could feel it. It did feel nice, you liked cuddling even if you weren't as used to it. He squeezed you tight, holding you around the waist like you were a stuffed animal then sighed.

"I really am sorry."

"Hmm?"

"For everything, I mean. I was a jerk to you for no reason and you're so incredible, I just--" He paused, the humming A/C filing the space. "I wish I could take it back."

"You've apologized a thousand times." You replied.

"And I'll apologize a thousand more." He said back. "Every minute you show me that you weren't worth the way I treated you."

He groaned playfully, breaking the tension. "It's embarrassing just to think about. I was a mess."

"No, you weren't," you insisted but he shook his head. You turned around, looking at him through the moonlights streaming in through the window.

"Just, how would you feel if you found out your boyfriend had an ex who was apparently super special to him that you never heard about and now they were living in your house? On top of that you're like super pretty and nice and genuine, and he totally still has--" Jimin cut himself off before he said something he shouldn't.

"Has what?" You blinked unknowingly, eyes innocent and wide.

"Uhh... he, you know," Jimin back-tracked, figuring this wasn't his secret to tell or the time to do it. "We still have so much room to grow in our relationship, I guess I was scared you would throw that off." He corrected, hoping you wouldn't notice.

"Jimin, I would never do anything to jeopardize your relationship." You said, firm and honest. Your hair spilled out on the pillow case underneath you as your cheek pressed against it. You looked sleepy and adorable and Jimin wanted to laugh. How had he ever thought you'd be anything but a gift?

"I know, princess." He smiled softly at you through the darkness. "Now go to sleep."

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[leossmoonn]

me vs having 3 concepts to send in then forgetting all of them😐 it's okay though bc i thought of another one🕺

murdock family camping trip!

okay so ive never been camping so im basing this solely off of what ive seen in tv and movies😭

obvi there wld be a campfire and smores and ghost stories and help the kids w catching fireflies and shit but like

i feel like matt wld be a lil bit of a "i wld rather not sleep on the ground w bugs and snakes and dirt" kind of guy and you wld have to be like "matthew michael murdock you lay down in this sleeping bag with me or so help me i will never do [insert thing here] again😡"

STOP I LOVE THIS. I’ve also never been camping so we can be clueless together

Matt is such a little princess. He has to have luxury things

“There’s a cabin that we can still rent!” Matt says.

“No. The kids want to go camping so we are going camping.”

“We already did s’mores and built the fireplace! That was fun and all, but now it’s time to actually have some fun.” He wraps his arms around your waist and kisses your cheek while you’re laying out the sleeping bags. “Do you really want sex on the dirt, in a small sleeping bag?”

You laugh, “Who says we’re having sex?”

“Oh come on!” Matt groans. “This is the perfect time. And it’ll be even more perfect if we got a cabin with a heater and pillows and a queen sized bed.”

You smile, “I think we can survive without a mattress for one night.”

You wiggle out of his grip. “Help me pack up the food.”

Matt’s like 😐😐😐 “I’m blind you know! What if a bear attacks. I’d be dead before you all!”

“I highly doubt that,” you snort. You call the kids back from the little lake they’re playing at and tell them to get ready to sleep.

Matt just cannot stop complaining. You ignore him until you get into your tent.

“Last chance to get a cabin,” Matt sings.

You take ahold of his shirt collar. You are behind annoyed now.

“Matthew Michael Murdock, you lay down in this sleeping bag with me, or so help me I will never cook any meal again, do laundry, or kiss you after I tie your tie.”

He gasps. Literally gasps. “No please don’t not cook again. I love your cooking. God your pancakes are just heavenly.”

A coy smile plays at your lips and you move one hand down to his sweatpants. “And if I hear as so much as a peep from you I will feed you to a bear and throw you in the lake.”

“I am aroused and terrified at the same time,” he remarks.

You giggle and peck his lips. “Good. Good night baby.”

“Goodnight sweetheart.”

You never hear another complaint from him for the next two days

[sneakupandhitya]

fav adult or fav side character/minor character? 😳

this ask makes me so happy 😭😭....some of my favorite adult characters are chef, big gay al, and sharon..... some of the few sane adults in south park lmao..as for the more minor characters, i love thomas (le petit tourette)!! i hope he comes back sometime 😔....i also really like francis (the snacky smores shirt kid) for some reason??? i hope he plays a main role in an episode one day..

[gaeasun]

Empty Sprite, Pool in November, DS Lite, Regional Squrriel, Old Goal Post and Deisel

WoW oK LUVU2

ty its not very heavy though so i will carry mine and then insist on carrying urs as well

Yeah seems about right

OH ANOTHER BLACKBERRY yay froot ty

of course we've known each other for years what u talking about ;D

if you can shrink me small enough then yes. I will probably fall asleep tho

by sheer range- yes. i will happily listen to classical, heavy rock, and Irish music on the same day.

yes of course lets talk more :D I probably talk to you more than most people I know XD

on occassion. Yes.

oh yay ty i lost my headphones i need the music

yay i will keep a collection and then use them to make a bonfire and send you a smore

COME HERE RIGHT NOW OK

ty 🥺😭🥺

oh ty!

yes tho they will probably hurt my back but its worth it to talk to u

no. I am very very effortmore cool. there is much effort here

I am not alright but break is almost here (lol i will still not be alright then tho)

the world deserves better than me but thank you anyways. I do not know what i would do with the world

ok but it's got to be in a cool forest and i should probably bring my pocketknife

[three-headed-monster]

Chatfic #1: Baby Cale, Mattdrai, Mr. Bass Pro Shop, and Ghosts

chatficcing with jaime (@pleasetazerme​)!

pairings: mitch marner/connor mcdavid, leon draisaitl/matthew tkachuk, noah hanifin/jack eichel, brady tkachuk/quinn hughes, auston matthews/freddie andersen, brock boeser/elias pettersson (aka like ½? of the bachelor au couples)

warnings: mostly kidfic, some references to sexual content, although nothing is explicitly expanded on, swearing

background context: connor and mitch have three kids together that we named cale (not makar), juno, and kai.  all of this starts because of those woods photos of mitch:

also cale and cale is an instagram marketing thing that connor and mitch come up with where every year they take a photo of cale and cale makar together.

scheifsforlife: also i cannot think about connor and mitch in the woods together doing an instagram shoot help me

i’m too soft for them

pleasetazerme: it’s ok i’m soft too

i’m thinking abt them camping with their baby

scheifsforlife: camping with cale and cale babbling happily at them like daddy look at the TREES

pleasetazerme: cale; daddy i wan smores!!

scheifsforlife: i made you soft for them and i have never been so proud of anything in my life :))))

cale: papa, are we THERE yet?

pleasetazerme: connor lifting cale up onto his shoulders and cale squealing

scheifsforlife: STOP

this is too soft my heart can’t take it 🥺🥺🥺

connor coming up behind mitch while he’s holding cale and bopping him on the nose like “hi baby”

pleasetazerme: mitch giving connor an eskimo kiss with cale yelling me too in the middle of them

scheifsforlife: cale wobbling on his two little legs because he’s still only learning how to walk

cale saying: DADDY uppie please

pleasetazerme: ok sorry i’m back i was reading tilly’s gc

scheifsforlife: nah it’s fine i read it this morning and it was pretty good

omg and cale screaming MORE

cale begging to help with the tent and then messing up the tent

pleasetazerme: i hate tent building so much gahhh but cale would have such a fun time trying to hammer the hooks in!

scheifsforlife: i have never been camping with a tent and lemme say, i will be writing a ficlet on this for you with no knowledge of tent building whatsoever

bb cale crawling into his papa’s sleeping bag because he’s COLD

pleasetazerme: cale accidentally stomps on someone’s hand and giggles loudly waking his parents up

scheifsforlife: ...can i type this up as a chatfic?  i can’t with the softness we are producing rn and people need to SEE THIS

pleasetazerme: sjdjjdjd camping with a tent is a pain in the ass because normally it’s super damp when u roll the tent up in the morning and it’s 10x heavier DJJDJDJD

yes!! i feel ppl need baby cale in their lives

scheifsforlife: BB CALE IS ELITE

cale and cale needs to be a thing 😭😭😭 (baby cale and cale makar)

okay i’m just gonna start from the convo from tonight?

pleasetazerme: yass

cale yelling unca cale on the carpet at asg

scheifsforlife: everyone’s most wanted interview is cale and cale together

imagine cale doing a video where he makes a kale smoothie and he’s like GROSS daddy why’d you name me after this

pleasetazerme: big cale pouting like u don’t like it baby cale? it’ll help u become a good dman like me

scheifsforlife: hmmm then i might have to drink it because i wanna be just like you unca cale

matty: that TRAITOR

pleasetazerme: matty is so annoyed that cale doesnt like him as much as he likes cale dbfksfd

matty be like i literally bought u your first stick and skates and this is how ui repay me?

scheifsforlife: cale: i like you TOO unca matty, but not as much as unca cale.  you’re not a very good defenseman

matty: hmmphh *picks up juno* well we know who’s getting new skates from me this christmas

pleasetazerme: juno flying across the coz unca matty!!  i wanna fly!

scheifsforlife: matty picking her up and tossing her on his shoulder into the superman pose and being like there you go baby

cale being JEALOUS OMG

pleasetazerme: mitch being absolutely fucking terrified for his child

scheifsforlife: mitch being like, HEY YOU MATTY I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T PUT HER DOWN

pleasetazerme: juno: but daddy im having fun!

scheifsforlife: mitch: baby, you can go again, just make sure you ask PAPA this time okay?  tkachuk i’m watching you, you’re paying if you drop one of them

pleasetazerme: matty: i would NEVER drop them theyre my favourite children! (mattys just sad coz he doesnt have any of his own rn)

schiefsforlife: matty: LEON we need to get a little baby

so i can teach them to appreciate being a forward

also imagine baby cale playing with lenny and zeus

pleasetazerme: omg wait did you see gabes child with their dog

scheifsforlife: no not yet?  CONTEXT PLEASE (a/n: no context ever provided)

pleasetazerme: matty pouting coz where else will i find children i love this much,, leon doesnt want them so i gave to use yours

scheifsforlife: leon: ...excuse me WHEN did i say i didn’t want them?

pleasetazerme: matty: likr a few months ago?? u literally said it in front of me??

scheifsforlife: leon: what?  when:  sweetheart, i never said that

matty: DON’T CALL ME SWEETHEART

leon: am i supposed to call you a RAT???

pleasetazerme: matty: FUCK U USAID U DIDNT WANT KIDS WHEN WE WERE TALKING TO BRADY LAST TIME

mitch: this is probably a very bad place to have a fight

scheifsforlife: the car ride home is V AWKWARD

matty is half crying and leon is teary too, like they’re about to burst at any moment

pleasetazerme: leon: baby, please i’ve always wanted kids i just thought we were in a place in our careers where we should maybe wait

scheifsforlife: matty; but that’s not what you SAID

pleasetazerme: leon: ITS WHAT I MEANT SWEETHEART

scheifsforlife: matty: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

you probably don’t even want babies with me anyways

pleasetazerme: leon: hey no sweetheart i always want babies with u, especially after seeing u with juno today

scheifsforlife: matty: BUT YOU DON’T WANT THEM RIGHT NOW

pleasetazerme: leon: matty, if u want them i want them

scheifsforlife: matty: NO YOU DON’T, you just want them because i’m making you

pleasetazerme: leon: if i knew u wanted them id have brought it up a lot earlier

scheifsforlife: matty is sobbing now and he just wants to get out of the car cause he thought they knew each other better than anyone but apparently not

tito in glasses

pleasetazerme: BRUH HE LOOKS LIKE A KID IN MY SCHOOL

scheifsforlife: NO REALLY

pleasetazerme: ok but he does look better than without glasses

also leon tugging matty back into the car to reassure him he wants kids

scheifsforlife: matty trying to pull away like, no i wanna go inside and sleep it off leon

pleasetazerme: leon: no baby we need to talk and dont u want kids?  a few of them running arnd at home?  coz i want to see u with our own kids

scheifsforlife: matty: fuck you!  don’t talk about them like you ACTUALLY want them

also my doc stopped syncing so i lost all the chatfic stuff 😭😭😭

pleasetazerme: leon: baby,, please, i want babies with u so bad please?

scheifsforlife: i need to retype it all

matty: stop lying leon, i’m so tired

pleasetazerme: NOOOOOOOOO

this is so sad the world is against our brains

leon: i am not lying matthew, i need u to know that i love u and i want to have children with u

scheifsforlife: i’ll try and do it later?  but i have physics hw lol

pleasetazerme: if u dont believe that, fine, but ive told u and u know now

hsjdbfsd do ur hw!

scheifsforlife: i am i am

dw!

matty: you...you do?  are you joking with me?

pleasetazerme: leon: ofc not why would i joke abt this baby

scheifsforlife: matty: ...cause you don’t actually want a baby?

pleasetazerme: leon: i definitely want a baby with u sweetheart

im trying to do a navigation page and good god i post so many hockeys wtf

scheifsforlife: this is why i tag stuff but do NOT have a navigation page

hmmm maybe i should have one

matty: are you sure?  i might not even be a good dad

pleasetazerme: im not even through half the teams and it’s alr super long KDFBSKD

scheifsforlife: i also have a million tags for teeks whoops

pleasetazerme: kasjdfbksdf

IM FRICKIN CRYING DESKTOP CANT HANDLE THE LENGHT OF THIS IMAGE SO ITS SUPER SQUASHED LMAOOO

scheifsforlife: it started as travis konencny, then evolved into tk and them into teeks, and then into he’s a RAT but i love him and now mr. bass pro shop

JACK OMG

I CAN’T

pleasetazerme: MR BASS PRO SHOP

IK I CANT HES SO SQUISHED

scheifsforlife: he’s SO SQUISHED WTF proportions

pleasetazerme: DJJDJD TUMBLR PLEASE

scheifsforlife: and yes mr. bass pro shop bc i came up with it one day and it’s so hilariously correct

pleasetazerme: leon: ur going to be the best fucking dad ever don’t let anyone tell u otherwise

i tag with the players names too but my tag for mitch is mitchy marnie

scheifsforlife: lol we’re jumping so many places, typing this up is gonna be a TIME

i started with mitch marnsie for mitch but i gave up cause i was like, my content will not show up

and i wanted my mcmarner gifs to do well lol

rbs and likes five me serotonin

pleasetazerme: same, yesterday i posted josty goth and went to sleep happy coz i got rbs

so much serotonin

dkjsfbdksjf we just have too many ideas

scheifsforlife: too much brain power lol

matty: but my dad was terrible to me, how can i be a good dad if my role model is HIM?

pleasetazerme: leon: but ive seen the way i act with juno, baby ur going to be so good i cant wait

scheifsforlife: matty: if you say so...but you’ll help me right?  you’re not gonna leave?

pleasetazerme: leon: of course not! im stayong as long as youll have me

scheifsforlife: matty: is it too much to ask for forever?

pleasetazerme: leon: nope, im staying forever, u cant get rid of me now

he starts leaving kisses all over mattys face prompting him to giggle loudly

scheifsforlife:🥺🥺🥺 soft soft soft

also wait, mitch and connor argue about which jersey the kids get put in

pleasetazerme: oh yes def but then cale days he wants a makar jersey

and juno says she wants a tkachuk jersey

scheifsforlife: kai is the only one that says daddy, i wanna leafs jersey

but it ends up being a MATTHEWS jersey and mitch is offended

pleasetazerme: mitch: none of my children love me, please no just wear my jersey

but then matthews kid says they want a marner jersey its the most hilarious thing ever, media is confused as fuck

scheifsforlife: media: ...so what’s your name?

matthews kid: patty (after marleau)

media: .. but i thought the third marner kid was kai?

matthews kid: i’m auston’s kid

media: but you’re wearing a marner jersey?  what is going on?

pleasetazerme: patty: kai is wearing my daddys jersey and im weaing unca mitchs!

scheifsforlife: media: are you guys...uh friends?

patty: nah, kai is my biggest rival in hockey, i hate him

pleasetazerme: media: ??????

children r the most brutally honest

scheifsforlife: true that

also wait imagine the hanny/eichs and brady/quinn kids being MORTAL ENEMIES until they’re forced to play in the USNTDP together

pleasetazerme: oh hell yeah the absolutely fucking hate each other and are always put on rival teams but they get to the ntdp and the teams like hey yall r gonna be on the same line have fun

scheifsforlife: hanny/eichs kid (who is probably ACTUALLY named jack so eichs has to go by JOHN now): fuck you tkachuk, pass me the FUCKING puck

tkachuk/hughes kid (named jesse james): FUCK YOU HANIFIN, pass ME the fucking puck

pleasetazerme: they actually ply super well together tho it’s hilarious that they hate each other so much

scheifsforlife: it’s like 1988 but WORSE cause they are SO not friends off the ic

*ice

they won’t even LOOK at each other

pleasetazerme: they’re forced to room tgt on roadies it’s a disaster

scheifsforlife: meanwhile their parents are doing game nights with each other every wednesday

...maybe they start to fall in love though

pleasetazerme: oh yes definitely but they won’t admit it

it’s a little like mattdrai except ten times worse coz teenage angst

scheifsforlife: YES, and their parents are like, maybe you should start dating, you would be good together, and they are like NO NEVER

but at the same time ABSOLUTELY

pleasetazerme: they’re still like i hate him! when they’re drafted but by some freak accident or sumn they’re drafted to the same team like the sedins were

scheifsforlife: YES and they are like, do NOT but me on the same line as HIM but they secretly want to be played together

and they ARE

1988 probably see and are like, we should fix

or mattdrai lol

pleasetazerme: they’re again put in the same for the elc and somehow still do not solve their problems

it’s super chaotic and rlly bad

because the entire team KNOWS they love each othe

scheifsforlife: everyone wants to band their heads against a wall because of them

eventually though they figure it out when jj (jesse james) flirts with mattdrai’s kid at the asg and jack is just like, yeah NO and drags him off to have sex

pleasetazerme: mattdrais kid fucking knew which is why he flirted back

scheifsforlife: of course he did!  the parents all pay him 20 bucks each for his services

also cat content for you!

pleasetazerme: A BABY!!  i love ur cat so much i was actually thinking of asking u today our brains r actually one

he’s like wow i didn’t know being cupid could male me so rich

scheifsforlife: mattdrai: boy you are on your Eli and you think 200+ from the ‘rents makes you rich

*elc not Eli what autocorrect

thank you for the cat love 🥰🥰🥰

our brains are just too powerful

pleasetazerme: child: money is money. esp if i didn’t do anything except hoe arnd

scheifsforlife: matty is like: please don’t hoe yourself around

also i’m still thinking about mitch in those JEANS

pleasetazerme: child: i heard what u did as a rookie ur not fooling me dad

SAME

scheifsforlife: matty: i didn’t hoe around!  i never slept with hanny and that’s the ultimate hoeing around move

taryn; you sleep with a guy ONE TIME

mitch, why did you buy those jeans?

just to make connor hot?

scheifsforlife: matty: u did but i didnt do it’s a win for me

he sticks his tongue out co he’s a child

i mean whag other reason would there be

scheifsforlife: Taryn just sticks her tongue back out at him because she too is a child

i cannot believe he bought RIPPED JEANS and he looks so good in thwm

pulls them off so well

like, UGHHH

and the fact that he bought them custom (probs because most hockeys buy custom jeans and pants)

pleasetazerme: petition for mitch to wear more ripped jeans (post more on instagram please)

ok but like mattdrais kid probably does hoe arnd at asg every yr even tho a shit ton on the people there r his uncles and will expose him to his parents

scheifsforlife: mtich, pulling mattdrai’s ear and dragging him away from another rookie, NOPE YOU ARE NOT DOING GHIS I DONT WANT YOUR PARENTS MAD AT ME

I WOULD SIGN THAT PETITION ANYDAY OF THE WEEK

those ripped jeans are his yellow sweater

pleasetazerme: oh yeah definitely i’d like to thank range rover for gifting this mitch to us

mattdrai: but 🥺🥺 where else at i fonna have this chance

scheifsforlife: mitch: ...you...FINE go have fun, just don’t tell your parents i saw you

land rover literally said, we’re irrelevant but here is mitch content to get you to like us

pleasetazerme: akdjjdjdj

mattdrai manages to fuck one person on the first night and somehow tangle up in a threesome on the second night

scheifsforlife: when he gets home, his parents can see it ALL OVER HIS FACE and they’re like...how many?

pleasetazerme: leon is super done because son, we told u to have fun not fuck everyone in the world

scheifsforlife: mattdrai’s kid: but DAD did it his first year?

pleasetazerme: leon: dad found me the year after, donèt think we donèt know u did this last yr too

scheifsforlife: what if i found someone next year?

there ARE SO MANY OPTIONS

pleasetazerme: what if he finds someone that no one expects

like it’s not any of the bachelor guys kids (a/n: we refer to a v specific group of couples as the bachelor guys/couples)

scheifsforlife: ooooo

yes

he finds some obscure guy

and mattdrai are like…BUT THE PLAN WAS FOR YOU TO MARRY BROCK/PETEY’S KID

pleasetazerme: not necessarily obscure just like not their circle so everyone thinks it’s weird as fuck

scheifsforlife: lol maybe it’s some canadian and mattdrai are like YOUVE BETRAYED YOUR COUNTEY

pleasetazerme: mattdrai: literally half the ppl i spend time with on a daily basis r canadian.  the two of u played on a canadian team…

scheifsforlife: matty: DISOWNED YOH NEVER GET TO DO THE TEAM USA CHANT AGAIN

mattdrai’s kid: HOW DARE YOU

pleasetazerme: leon: can we talk about how he didn’t even choose germany and ur the one disowning him

scheifsforlife: matty: GERMANY IS IRRELEVANT HE DISGRACED THE AMERICAN TITLTE

mattdrai: pops i’m playing for germany now!

pleasetazerme: leon: GERMANY IS IRRELEVANT?? if germany was irrelevant would u have a husband right now??

scheifsforlife: matty: GERMANY IS BAD AT HOCKEY!!!  no country is as BOMB AT HOCKEY AS THE US OF A

mattdrai’s kid: well actually-

matty: SHUT YOUR TRAP KID

pleasetazerme: leon: wow really, who beat u in the olympics last year

scheifsforlife: matty: the olympics don’t exist

matty is is FULL ON DENIAL MODE

also maybe he sends the kid up to tk’s farm for a little bit because AT LEAST HE CAN’T FUCK A CANADIAN THERE

pleastazerme: he invites his bf and tks like ...what am i meant to do now

scheifsforlife: teeks panic calls matty like EXCUSE ME HE INVITED HIS BF AND HES A REDNECK ENOUGH THAT I WANT TO KEEP HIM TO HELP ON THE FARM HELP

pleasetazerme: SJDJDJD i kinda wanna know who this kids parents would be

maybe he’s a flyer LMAOO

scheifsforlife: LMAOO he’s the next iteration of the mr. bass pro shop

mr. bass pro shop III

after tk and tyson foerester

pleasetazerme: camo check, fish check, weird snapbacks check

scheifsforlife: WAIT OMG I ALMOST FORGOT

one of my classmates HAS a fish fear me bucket hat

he was wearing it in class the other day and he sits in front of me and i was SO TEMPTED to take a phot

teeks bestows on this myster boy his camp suit like, take matty’s son on a real date kid

*camo not camp

pleasetazerme: MATTY HATES IT SO MUCH

HES LIKE WHYD U DATE SKMEONE THAT IS LITERALLY TK

DJFJJD A BUCKETHAT VERS

scheifsforlife: mattdrai: i LIKE that’s he’s like uncle tk, tk is my favourite uncle

mitch: what am i chopped liver over here

pleasetazerme: matty despairing: how could you do our family like this please

scheifsforlife: matty trying to convince his kid’s boyfriend to stop being like tk: so...you’re gonna have to lose the camo if you want me to like you

pleasetazerme: leon: matty,, just let our son love who he wants, if he’s happy it’s fine right?

scheifsforlife: matty: i LOVE that he’s happy, but he’s practically dating TK!!! don’t you think that’s weird?

pleasetazerme: yeah but his happiness is the most important thing baby, as long as he’s not actually dating tk it’s alright

scheifsforlife: matty: *grumbles* still won’t stop me from TRYING to get that boy into a non-camo suit

pleasetazerme: leon: continue your fruitless pursuit then

mattdrai: i like the suits!

scheifsforlife: matty: it is NOT fruitless!

leon: you tried to convince tk not to wear camo suits and he wore one to his FUCKING WEDDING

matty to his kid: baby you need your eyes fixed

pleasetazerme: mattdrai: please let me love my boyfriend in peace dad!

also i love how we haven’t made up a name yet DJJDDJ

scheifsforlife: lol we didn’t have the time

hmmm...maybe he should be leon jr

and he goes by junior

pleasetazerme: i feel like leon would object JDDJSJ

scheifsforlife: leon would want something german though

pleasetazerme: yes def

niklas is p german

uhhh wait lemme think uuhhh luis and kasper as well

scheifsforlife: KASPER

OMG

kasper and matty’s like we’re not naming our son after a ghost

they name their son after a ghost

pleasetazerme: SMDKKDJDJS

leon’s like it’s not even the same spelling

scheifsforlife: matty: A GHOST

pleasetazerme: leon: IT STARTS WITH A K

THE END

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[leossmoonn]

okay back to dad!matt content lol

sleepovers (whether it's w friends or if it's just the three musketeers all in one room for the night) are matt's actual favorite thing

he wld totally be the one coming up w the idea to make a blanket fort and eating smores while watching a movie

and if there were friends over, he wld like sneakily listen to what's going on behind those closed doors and you wld be like "matt what are you doing they're just playing truth or dare" and his response wld be "okay well caleb just dared percy to go on the roof and it's like 20° outside so..."

again, the man is insufferable HAHAHAHAAH

SSTOOPP BC HE LITERALLY WANTS TO BE THE COOL DAD SO BAD. and he is obviously but he tries a little too hard…

LMAO AND THE LAST PARAGRAPH ABT TRUTH OR DARE 😭

Like you’re trying to get Matt to go to bed and cuddle w you but Matt is listening in to his son’s friends convos and Matt is like talking to himself as if he’s in the convo

OMG OR IF JACKIE HAS FIRNDS IVER SND THEYRE GOSSIPING MATT IS SO GASPING AND IS LIKE “oh no she didntttt!” And in the morning when Jackie and her friends are talking and Matt is pretending to listen to the news but he’s in fact listening to their convo and he starts to comment

“Chelsea is a bitch. You tell ‘em, Jackie” 😭😭