#SMH mr pool!

[watmalik]

Logan when he learns Wade’s a selfish top

[p3reflect]

Can't believe the tarot man himself Edogawa didn't make into any of the minor suits smh (joking). Anyway, for writers: do we have to say which character we want to write for from the start; how will that work?

Nice catch! We initially had plans to include Mr. Edogawa in the minor arcana, but decided to prioritize more plot-relevant characters in those spots instead. But who knows...he may appear some other way!

Regarding your question: Artists and writers will be able to select as many available characters as they like in our application. For writers, the pool is currently limited to party members and major characters only. During the reviewing process, mods will determine card assignments and will inform applicants which character they will be creating for via email. So please choose any characters that you would be most excited to create for!

For those interested in seeing the full character list, you can find it by clicking this link!

[irondad-defensesquad]

you know, there’s something quite sad about spider-man homecoming, and that is flash bullying peter and how others react to it.

flash doesn’t bully peter when no one is around, aside from him quietly threatening peter in class. in fact, he very much humiliates and intimidates peter in front of other people. him almost running over peter, when he jokes about having a date with black widow after peter talked about the “stark internship”, when ned reveals peter’s connection to spider-man, liz’s party, and when peter rejoins the decathlon team (peter DID bail out on them only to return without warning, but i’ll get to that). there’s also the scene where flash smacks peter from behind when they’re all running to the pool.

but... no one does anything.

flash basically peer pressures peter to go to liz’s party after ned blurted out about spider-man, and liz... kinda goes with it? she even says “oh well peter is too busy anyways smh”, since peter left the decathlon. i know ned was the one who started the whole thing, but flash definitely didn’t help. and we’ll see that next

liz’s party... hoo boy. i mean, flash literally exposes peter (and ned) with a microphone, first by calling him “penis”, then humiliating him further and further, as everyone laughs at him. that ALMOST convinces peter to show up as spider-man, even if he really doesn’t want to. and after the whole action scene we have with peter, ned reveals that EVERYONE at the party is chanting “penis! parker!”

okay, i’m only including peter rejoining the decathlon scene because of him stepping back while flash calls him out. i hate to say flash is right here, but the fact peter is so intimidated by him... are the other members AND mr. harrington aware that flash bullies peter? i mean, liz definitely is, after the two scenes above. i think abe is the only one who actively dislikes flash, but it’s played mostly for jokes, not to defend peter. actually...

this one is quick, but flash does smack peter’s butt, to peter’s dismay. liz is literally right there with him, and she doesn’t say anything. i find it odd that liz does seem to crush on peter in the few scenes they share together, but we never see her calling out flash, or simply disagreeing with him, or even reassuring peter

*please note i’m not counting ned because he’s usually also a target for being peter’s best friend. and at this point, mj isn’t close to peter to really do anything, either.

*THIS IS NOT HATE AT LIZ.

i’m in no way criticizing homecoming, in fact i do appreciate its portrayal of bullying. i noticed that we don’t even have a peter vs. flash fight like in the previous movies, obviously because peter would wreck flash, but that’s the whole point, bullying is not always physical. bullying is about discrimination and humiliation, and it can in fact be emotional/psychological.

it just saddened me when i rewatched the movie, that no one seemed to do anything about flash. it’s very sadly realistic, as someone who was bullied by people similar to him.

[utilitycaster]

@punkrockgenasiashton replied to your post “Please for the love of god don’t simp for Drizzt’s...”:

SMH, people out here begging you to not simp for a hot evil drow lady who sounds like a priestess to Lolth, and they don't even put their name to it. Shame on you anon, shame.

​To be fair they are not on anon! But, while I cannot speak to the veracity or notability of the Forgotten Realms wiki, I HIGHLY recommend people take a look at her page because it rules. I have provided a few choice excerpts:

as of posting, this is her entire personality section btw. also, TIL that Drizz't's hometown sounds like an antianxiety medication.

in which I learn that the Faerun drow have a position called "elderboy" and that, in attempting to paint Malice as unspeakably evil, Mr. R. A. Salvatore succeeded but also managed to paint her as the most awesome motherfucker the Underdark will ever see.

Drizz't's dad is just a guy named Zack Nathan. I went to Hebrew school with him.

Also I have left out the extended excerpt in which Malice was apparently controlling a wraith that was actually good old Zak here, in what was at least her third and probably her like, tenth attempt to kill her Special Son With Purple Eyes Like Limpid Pools and who carries a sword that is literally named Twinkle and also a sword that is basically named Murder Frosting. But Zak managed to briefly come to himself and kill himself so that he would not kill Drizz't, because matriarchal societies are only permitted in fiction if they are also evil and sacrifice men (see also: The Wicker Man.) This made Lolth, never the most forgiving of the deities, Big Mad, and then Drizz't's half sister (on Malice's side) killed Malice in order to try to win back Lolth's favor but Lolth wasn't into it, and thus did the cringe fail house of Do'Urden fall.

Anyway I NEED to read these books and see if Malice is just as fucking unhinged and terrible because as someone who enjoys reading about the rises and falls of highly entertaining female fantasy villains she sounds like maybe the greatest of all time.

[sdaomine]

The Demon in the Lake

A/N: Inspired by the latest CN Server Halloween MRs. Siren Vyn is so ethereal I cannot not write a fic smh. Also, I couldn’t choose between VynRosa and MariVyn so why not both? (But Rosa comes first!)

Desperation is a treacherous sin—and a young maiden realizes that too late.

She wishes to backpedal. With each stride toward that dark, secluded lagoon, she prays to find a way to return home. She does not care whether or not she’d be punished for her false and rather impulsive bravery, but at least she would only have to endure a little pain. 

Ten whippings? Forced to slavery, to resort to whoring? It does not matter. Rosa would endure because pain—pain is temporary. Death is terrifyingly sure.

And the scent of death is what lingers in the mist. Hovering with the fog and the breeze, and soon it crawls into her bare skin, enough a daunting reminder why the Svartian waters are terrors unbefitting of a woman; a village girl, no less.

But the maiden is not privileged with options; this mission is her family’s savior. Whether she comes back or not, the mysterious client promises to look after her loved ones; as she embarks on this journey her father is being taken care of in the local hospital, her mother provided ample shillings for their daily meals, and her dear brother’s education, at last, considered. 

How can a poor, desperate girl decline such a generous offer? She can barely make ends meet; only a fool would keep their pride and refuse.

And so she takes a sharp breath, then continues to sneak toward the cove, drawing nearer to the glittering, turquoise waters.

The place is worse than empty. With only the rocky formations erect as walls, vines creeping in between the small cracks; the ground was slippery, swathed by moss. The silence is loud. It pierces through her ears, that utter lack of noise, and the maiden grits her teeth as her head rings in throbbing static. 

The eerieness is a band of needles pricking her exposed arms, each nick of them awakening gooseflesh; but despite the burbling fear, she feels a peculiar tug, like gentle hands guiding her close and into the deep.

An escort as she descends eternal damnation.

Rosa treads with careful silence, much like a thief in the night. Quick-footed and light-bodied, whatever creatures she should be on the lookout for tonight would certainly not be bothered, but she ought to be a nuisance for one who lived down the trenches of the territory. 

This portion of Svart is known for its beauty indeed, however feared for its mythical sentinel.

Sentinel? Rosa suppresses the urge to laugh bitterly. Such deceitful legends. Years of living nearby the Svartian lagoon and her elders’ tales of the evil deity who prowled the island made her believe that whatever lived there was no sentinel at all; not a protector, but an executioner. A sadist. The most unempathetic of arbitrators.

“My word.”

She reaches the pile of rocks which barricaded the deep, and momentarily, Rosa forgets the absolute dangers that she may have to face. 

“How…” she mumbles, slowly easing to her knees in front of the waters, “beautiful. Truly beautiful.”

It glows in the shadowed night, this pool of mesmerizing green, the small ripples of water a caress to her being. 

Like a lullaby. Rosa smiles at the thought, amused yet at the same time feeling silly for the sudden burst of calm. She’s supposed to be quivering with fear—so why is she perched on a rock by the lake, with half a mind to dip her bare toes?

She peers at the solitary waters, crystal clear, almost like a mirror to the enchanting feats that lie beneath. Rosa wonders if the evil deity rests down under, waiting to lunge out and seize her. 

She thinks of where the devil may be hiding—if it already knows that a visitor awaits.

Rosa doesn’t notice the pair of golden eyes staring from behind a distant rock. “I see you are relishing the waters.”

She starts, snatching her musket, and aims it at where the voice sounded from.

That sultry, honeyed voice—is that the voice of a devil?

“Stand back,” she hisses, her weapon pointed directly at his shadow. She cannot see his face for he takes refuge somewhere a little more concealed, and she knows she has to pull that trigger now, but whatever can she do? After all, before death, it is curiosity that kills the cat. And she wants to see his face. “Show yourself. Now.”

“Ah, is that any way to thank your host, little darling?” The creature purrs, his voice echoing in the vast darkness. 

He sounds near. Far. In between—and her blood chills at the coldness of his tone. Smooth, yet ominous. An allure with a void; Rosa feels herself shiver. 

“Do not be afraid. Maybe you have not heard yet, but I am known to be a gracious host.”

The click of a musket. “I cannot take hearsay as truth.”

Silence. Rosa’s gaze never departs from the shadow behind the boulder.

The water popples, and she hears the soft splashing of waves against the pile of barricade rocks.

And there is not a shadow in her sight—not one behind that boulder.

“Come, my little darling.” At the sound of his voice just a meter away beside her, Rosa jumps a few feet from her perch. The musket falls to the ground, and she tries to reach for it in panic, however—

“Come,” says his sweet, dulcet voice, luring her to dive in. “Do you not wish to join a lonely merman in these waters?” The words fall like smooth waterfalls cascading through her veins—enchanting, utterly enchanting like no other. He can be speaking words of horrendous intent yet she knows she would agree all the same, would choose to join him there in the deep. “Come, and you shall find yourself at ease…”

His mouth moving signifies that he is still speaking, but his voice is clouded by the maiden’s sudden swirl of thoughts. Rosa sits there wide-eyed, mesmerized at the bliss that is the creature’s countenance. It is slow and sure, the way he slithers out of the lake, cold droplets of water dripping in rivulets down his pale, exposed chest. A band of shells is a necklace that adorns his neck. He is already half-out of the water as he continues to whisper sweet nothings, his arms linked together as he rests on the boulder beside Rosa.

A demon in the lake, they said. But what she envisions of demons is a contrast to the mythical creature by her side. With scales and horns and razor-sharp tails, demons are hideous creatures—but this siren, for the lack of a better word due to her sudden trance, is nothing but beautiful. Alluring. He perches so elegantly on the rock, his long, smooth-silver hair cascading as fairly down his chest and back, soaking wet and gleaming in the night. Like the heavenly bodies navigators make use of when voyaging across the seas.

And gods damn her, because she mutters absent-mindedly, “Magnificent.”

The siren’s golden irises swirl with amusement—triumph. “What is your name, young lady?”

“Rosa,” she answers quietly. “Rosa Montague.”

“From the nearby village, I assume.”

“Yes.”

“And what brings a fair, young maiden into an isolated lake?” he asks softly. “What generous deal has given you away, my little darling rose?”

That’s right. A deal.

Gods—I forgot about the deal.

Panic grows like a rising tide, and Rosa feels the urge to grab the musket and shoot him. He’s right beside her and unaware. This is a most suitable time to attack—the only chance she might have of returning home alive and unscathed. “What do they call you?” she then inquires. A distraction.

His brows cock a little. “You may address me as Vilhelm, little rose.” A smile forms, a rather menacing one, and Rosa freezes on the spot. It is only now that she catches sight of his enormous tail—his glowing, cerulean scales guide her vision down the lake, and Rosa discerns that he is no ordinary merman; he is almost like a serpent, some breed of a Naga. His tail is about seven to nine feet long, and it looks heavy enough that should Vilhelm attack with his lower body, no one is bound to survive.

Her face falls. The tiny flicker of hope starts to falter into nothing.

She cannot defeat him.

She will never defeat him.

Hot tears run across her rosy cheeks, and Vilhelm slithers closer, seemingly worried. “You are crying.”

Rosa does not answer. She’d already foreseen this gruesome fate—it was foolish to get her hopes up.

“How about a deal, little rose?” he purrs yet again with that cool, honey-laced voice. “So you do not end up in such awful defeat. I told you I am a gracious host.”

Her head lifts, and she finds herself lost in his swirling eyes of gold. “Let’s hear it.”

The same eyes gleam with delight, and Vilhlem creeps forward, causing Rosa to flinch. Now he is mere inches away from her, and she fears, somehow, that in a second or two, the siren would grab her by the arms and drag her down the lake with him—a feast for the night. “What is it that you desire, Rosa?”

His sharp gaze pierces through her, and Rosa cannot think straight.

He is beautiful, too beautiful for this world. He must be a god. He can never be a demon.

Her brows furrow as her vision glitches—the siren is still there, but she feels more drawn, more lured by him, and Rosa does not realize how she’s been inching her face closer, closer until their lips are only centimeters apart. A single thought fills her head, and that is how ethereal he is, and how she’s never seen someone like him before, in her decades of existence.

Do you fear death, calls a murky voice.

Do you fear death, my little rose?

In her peripheral vision, she sees a kingdom underwater, thriving with euphoria; a seventh heaven. She imagines herself resting in a silken bed of pure bliss, and beside her, Vilhelm watches with those sharp, cruel eyes. Cruel, yet charming all the same.

She does not realize that her mind is in another dimension; and that she is there because of him. Now she stands in a world she yearns most; a paradise he had glimpsed in her head. And Rosa, his dearest Rosa…

Little Rosa is bewitched—easily bewitched.

Because little Rosa is weak.

“What is it you desire, my little darling…” Vilhelm’s fingers ascend to touch her cheek, his long, azure nails tingling her skin. His voice is faint, but with graceful cadence—the siren is one that is sprinkled with witchcraft’s allure, a magic that makes her say nothing but yes.

Rosa’s eyes flutter close, and she breathes out, “You.”

Vilhelm runs one fingernail across her cheek, drawing blood. She does not feel it anymore. “Me?”

“You,” she whispers.

“You,” she says again—and closes the distance between them.

She kisses him with much delight, with unleashed hunger and desire, and Vilhelm returns the act with equal fervor. His brows furrow as he laps her mouth with his scaled tongue, and Rosa whimpers slightly at the rough friction, the hurt—however she presses on, tasting him, thirsting for him. Vilhelm’s body swells with unparalleled victory. His hands find their way up her cheeks, caressing them. Easing her, granting Rosa her first flavor of ecstasy; and quite probably her last.

A siren’s kiss, before he drags her down the abyss with him.

In the distance, a single rose slithers between the cracks along the rocks; but soon, it shall wither.

Darling Rosa doesn’t get to come home.

[djservo]

hiiii cas getting to that time again. how was your october reading/movie watching and what’s the november vibe? 🤭🙇🏽‍♀️

IMO MY BOOKISH BABE HOLDING MIRRORS UP TO MY HABITS 🪞📆‼️ ok here's the rundown:

The Pleasure of the Text by Roland Barthes

Danger and Beauty by Jessica Hagedorn

Lunch Poems by Frank O'Hara

Uprock Headspin: Scramble and Dive by Patrick Rosal

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Other Tales of Terror by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Tremblay

Dark Pool Party by Hannah Black

In my post-travels/daylight savings change brain fog I simply do not have the brain power to reflect deeply at the moment (lest I make you wait another week for this roundup which I'm already late to smh!) & like half of these were poetry/prose which is hard for me to concisely sum my thoughts up on anyway but I enjoyed my time with all of them with the exception of The Cabin at the End of the World which was ultimately a grueling drag 🧘‍♀️

I won't list every movie I watched bc that'd just make this even more overbearingly long BUT I'll say my stand-out favorites were Barbarian (2022), Swoon (1992), Vamp (1986), Diabolique (1955), The Lair of the White Worm (1988), Nekromantik 2 (1991), American Mary (2012), and Triangle of Sadness (2022) 💥 biggest flops were Bros (🫥) & Hocus Pocus 2 (not that i was expecting much in the first place but y'know the hollow bastardization of childhood favorites / all that precious time I'll never get back / blah blah blah I'm a hag whatever 🚬)

as for plans, movie-wise I think I wanna do a loose Noirvember but also it's Nora Ephron fall in my world so I'll probably revisit some of my fav cozy romcoms soon 🫶 book-wise, who's to say anymore!! the world (my pile of untouched books) is my oyster 🦪📚

[wantaichi]

haikyuu + skincare hcs

ever think abt how they treat their skin? probably not. but like. do they wash their face like a normal person? have a 32 step skincare routine maybe??

msg me for any character who’s not here and i’ll drop their routine for u

masterlist.

karasuno

sugawara. lives up to his title as mr. refreshing. cleanses, tones, and moisturizes. !chefs kiss! keeps a jar of aloe vera face gel in his fridge, his mom had a spare. carries around a 100-sheet pack of oil film, more out of habit than of need. good skincare just makes him feel in control of his life, ok

ennoshita. fuckin’ spotless. part of the 0.0001% who don’t sweat easily. doesn’t have a complete regimen but never skips out on cleansing and toning before bed. actually reads the product ingredients and googles the benefits before buying. neutrogena type of guy. 

asahi. facial scrubs are his holy grail. like. dead skin? stubborn hair follicles? haha not on his watch ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ trims his goatee every 3-4 week bc a well-groomed beard goes hand in hand with proper skincare. a sucker for aromatic products. lavender? shea butter? SOLD.

daichi. “healthy lifestyle is key to healthy skin“ typa dude. rly just thinks natural is the way to go. drinks 8 glasses of water, eats his veggies, exercises regularly, gets 8 hours of sleep. sounds like smth off wikihow if u ask me. probably is.

tsukishima. cetaphil hoe. brand loyalty embodied. on it for 5++ years, and never once considered switching. BUT. his routine ends at step 1. cleanse. and that’s it. the fuck he need a 32 step skincare routine for? long as he gets a day’s worth of grime and dirt off his face, he gucci

yamaguchi. sensitive skin’s got him constantly changing/exploring different products. rode on tsukki’s cetaphil agenda for the first few years of puberty (rly just out of curiousity) but dropped out when his skin got used to it. thinks pimple patches are a blessing to mankind.

tanaka. fuck. chaotic greasy. asks for oil film from suga just to stick it on his forehead, lets it stay there. uses whatever’s in the bathroom to wash off, aka majority of saeko’s products. got yelled at once to “get his greasy ass over here” and got slabbed with aztec healing clay mask. converted to clay mask hoe after 20 minutes. “mm this shit’s dope!”

nishinoya. fuck. chaotic greasy part ii. but make it baby face. only does skincare when chillin at the tanakas. homie got him to try the clay mask bc chick’s dig that. “bro, u mean the mask or boys who do the mask?” “both bro” “awshit bro gimme that” thinks splashing some water twice a week is enough

kageyama. ? this yalls mans? oblivious to the whole concept of skincare, only acknowledges general hygiene. uses whatever’s on the soap holder to wash his face. probably dove. doesnt really have much skin problems to begin with, only breaks out once a year. living proof that god has favorites.

hinata. only started taking skincare seriously that time a huge ass zit grew on his chin. yachi offered him her unfinished bottle of cosrx (she’s a hoarder and u kno it), and has since been giving him all her leftover bottles. basically gets to use good quality products for free smh

nekoma

kuroo. not very big on the idea of skincare per se, but supports any brand on that cruelty-free and vegan agenda. reads the product ingredients like a children’s book. “mm phenoxyethanol and retinyl palmitate.. i’ll take it.” always leaves the saleslady stunned.

kenma. too lazy to adopt a routine. but regularly uses his mom’s facial wash. you know. those mom brands. has a stash of facemasks from lev’s trip to korea —> only form of skincare he actually appreciates bc he can simultaneously play his games and be all bout dat self care 

lev. abuses his perks of having a sister. casually uses all alisa’s imported, high end stuff. la prairie. estee lauder. la mer. and she doesn’t mind bc her “levochka deserves all the finest things”. boujee ass russians

yaku. baby face. when god made it rain collagen, he was freestylin in a pool full of it while we was all sleepin. doesn’t exert much effort, just cleanses and tones bc it’s part of proper hygiene. girls envy him. parents in their 40s wanna be him. 

seijoh

oikawa. SKINCARE HOE KING. fuckin high maintenance. goes to the derma for his monthly laser facial treatment. on broke days, he settles for a diamond peel. skin so smooth it puts the entire female population to shame. spends his savings on those clinique eye creams. probably modeled for the face shop once

iwaizumi. homie reeks of male cleanser. might either dove men or nivea men. there’s no in between. oikawa internally screams everytime he witnesses his bff wash his face. two words. aggressive. rubbing. bordering on hostile he might actually skin his face off

mattsun and makki. fuck. drugstore cleansers. the ones that come in sachets. agreed to take turns in buying bundles for sharing. sometimes sneaks a pinch from oikawa’s clinique products when he’s not looking. haha dumb hoe. may have an addiction to charcoal nose pore strips just so they can compare blackheads

fukurodani

bokuto. buys whatever’s on sale idfk. genuinely wants to get on kuroo’s go green agenda but too lazy to look around the store. normally just uses the bubbles from his soap or shampoo. his belief: if it cleans his hands and his ass, then it can fuckin clean his face too

akaashi. healthy lifestyle + decent regimen = pretty skin. cleanses and tones. tried his mom’s aloe vera face gel once and got hooked. shit’s relaxing as hell. owns a bunch of facemasks, sometimes uses but keeps forgetting to take them off before falling asleep. uwu af

dateko

futakuchi. doesn’t have a routine cause “who tf needs that” and “obviously not me.” or so he says. secretly the biggest spender on skincare in all of dateko. owns a bunch of anti wrinkle products and probably one of those jade rollers. but no one needs to know that. just wants everyone to think he’s naturally pretty

aone. told by futakuchi that “knitting your brows too much causes premature wrinkles, but not like i’m an expert on that hhhahaha dont get me wrong.” can’t rly do anything bout it. he was born with that face. also buys whatever’s on sale

shiratorizawa

ushijima. surprisingly blemish free? but not entirely smooth? just spotless? basically a rock? never went past step 1: cleanse. never realized he’s been skipping out the 31 next steps. cetaphil hoe.

tendou. dry. crusty. compensates by sweating a lot through practice. might be effective if he’d stop leaving the foam on longer than recommended, thus leaving his skin dryer than his love life. yeah, i went there.

shirabu. flawless at first glance. until you lift those uneven ass bangs. tbh its nothing serious except “are we gonna ignore the fact that his whiteheads follow the shape of his bangs” as pointed out by tendou. uses whatever cleanser his mom buys for him

semi. decent skin care routine. a big boy who’s fairly knowledgeable on other brands outside cetaphil and dove/garnier/nivea men. takes him less than 5 minutes to pick a product bc he’s tried them all, knows what works, knows his skin type in and out. stan semi for clear skin.

see inarizaki + sakusa here

[genesisrose74]

A/n: This idea just popped into my head this morning and I needed to write it out, guess who finished in one day instead of focusing on summer school aha ha...so here’s the next edition of Class 1-A quarantine hc’s! I think I’ll include a bit of background for all of these, just for future reference if anyone likes them lmao. Today we have everyone’s favorite nitroglycerin king, Bakugo Katsuki! Hope y’all enjoy cause I’m honestly so soft for this one okay BYE-

Surprisingly, you’re initially part of the Dekusquad, but you’ve always been close with Kirishima and Mina and feel comfortable hanging out with their group as well so you start gravitating to the Bakusquad 

At first, Bakugo is really standoffish because, “You’re seriously friends with that damn nerd Deku” - wow everyone be hating on our cinnamon roll smh

But then he sees how much the rest of Bakusquad likes you and he starts warming up

It starts with small little things like not hogging all the space on the couches in the dorms and having you sit beside him

Then he notices that you’re very forgetful of your jacket and he ends up keeping a spare in his bag just in case the weather gets really bad

“I mistakenly grabbed two this morning, so lighten my load and carry the jacket—I don’t give a shit if you put it on, just hold it will you!” 

He’s acts all aggressive whenever he tries to be subtle and someone calls him out on it pffft- 

“What the hell are you talking about? You trying to get punched in the face?”

And his feelings are emphasized when the whole class is allowed to use the pool one afternoon and you’re pulling up with Mina and Momo

You’ve got a cute swimsuit and a sun hat on, and King Explosion Murder starts sweating a dangerous amount of nitroglycerin 

Bakugo Katsuki has a thing for soft girls who can pull a one-eighty and kick ass no I do not take criticism

The class wants to play chicken and everyone is choosing partners, but in the corner of his eye Bakugo sees you getting cornered by Mineta 

You’re usually able to handle the horny tornado but you’re feeling a bit too exposed in a bathing suit and start losing your cool

When I tell you the whole Bakusquad BOLTS to come rescue you-

Mineta is literally launched out of the pool by Sero like a rocket ship in orbit and the rest of the group is in this protective barrier formation around you (yes the squad has protocols for this kind of thing don’t even deny it)

Bakugo is beside you in a second with his hands secured on your waist because no one is coming near you like that when he’s around

“Why don’t you be my partner, yeah?”

And that's the story of how y’all destroyed everyone at chicken with absolutely no mercy and Bakugo finds your competitiveness that entire day attractive as hell

Walking back to the dorms afterwards, he pulls you away from the group and the look he gives you is  s e a r i n g

“For the love of God, go out with me” and he does not have to tell you twice

Literally the entire class is SHOOK because you’re actually pretty mellow and Mr. My Only Vocabulary Word Is Die is...ya know...✨volatile✨

But let’s be honest he’s actually a softie if you’re close enough to him (sorry Deku you’re the exception but we still luv u) and everyone ends up adoring y’all being together

When quarantine rolls around and you both have to live back at your respective houses, everything is decently calm for about two days and then you both start getting bored as hell

Honestly longer than you expected 

Bakugo hates social distancing with a passion but he agrees to abide by the rules and ends up asking you to Facetime at least twice a day

His bedroom is actually very tidy ‘cause Bakugo hates clutter, especially when he’s doing schoolwork

I wholeheartedly believe that Bakugo is a beast in the kitchen and y’all can fight me about it because his knife skills are canon and you best believe he learned it to be more independent 

He’s been experimenting with new cooking recipes and is a master at making something out of practically nothing in his fridge, which is really handy when a trip to the grocery store is long overdue

He sends you pictures of his dishes and your responses are all praise and none of it’s exaggerated either; this boy can COOK 

Netflix Parties with the Bakusquad — the chat gets loaded with Denki and Kiri spamming and Bakugo yelling at them in all caps to shut up

Your lock screen is a picture of the group on Facetime and you all have filters on (somehow you got Bakugo to use one don’t ask how); literal friendship goals

And then it’s been about a whole month since quarantine started and Bakugo wants to come visit you, but his mom shuts that down quicker than Barry Allen in the Speed Force

He’s pissed because he and his family feel perfectly healthy but his mother will not let him leave under any circumstances

So when his parents go to visit some relatives who were more susceptible to the virus and needed help with a couple basic tasks you decide to sneak out to see him (in good health of course)

Imagine his surprise when his typically rule-following girlfriend calls and is already standing in his backyard, bags of groceries in your possession

***

Bakugo shot you an incredulous look as you sat at the kitchen table. “You know I could have just opened the front door for you.”

“Yeah, but going through the window was way more fun,” you defended. “It’s not like I’m very rebellious at any other time, so might as well live it up while I have the courage.”

The blond snorted, sifting through the numerous bags you brought along to his house. They were filled with an assortment of foods: vegetables, meat, rice, sauces and the like. 

“What’s all this for?” he inquired, pulling out a bottle of teriyaki sauce.

You couldn’t help the small smile that grew on your face as your boyfriend curiously examined the items. “It’s for you to cook with, duh.”

“And how am I supposed to explain the new abundance of food in the fridge to my parents?”

“Say that I had it sent over through Postmates or something. Even I thought of that, Katsuki.”

He rolled his eyes as he placed down the last bag of items. “I can’t believe you snuck out and brought all this stuff,” he murmured, leaning over to kiss the top of your head. “Thank you, babe.”

A faint blush rises to your cheeks, despite the fact you’ve been dating the first year student for a few months now. Girlfriend or not, verbal thanks from the King Explosion Murder was rare. “You’re welcome.”

Bakugo turned to the stove and started organizing a number of ingredients on the counter beside it, pulling out kitchenware from cabinets as he went.

“Since you’re here and all, I suppose I could make your dumb ass something,” he remarked. 

Your eyes practically sparkled with excitement at the offer; you were hoping the blond would make you one of his iconic dishes eventually. A ghost of a grin was present on Bakugo’s face at the cheer that left your mouth, his back facing you as he got started. 

You were quick to situate yourself on top of the kitchen counter, Bakugo lifting you by the waist to place you farther away from the flaming stove but still allowing you to watch as he worked. His knife skills were almost scary when chopping up the vegetables, the pace at which he was cutting them astonishing you, and the overall aroma of the space had your mouth watering before he was even close to finishing the meal.

“I feel like a judge on Master Chef,” you giggled, and the boy shook his head at the comment as he eyed a timer he had set for the pork he put on the stove. 

“I’m pretty sure my girlfriend of a judge would be a bit biased over the contestants,” he pointed out. 

You hummed thoughtfully. “I mean, if he keeps looking this attractive while making food I think my bias is justified.”

He glanced at you perched on the counter top, and took a few steps in your direction, cupping your cheek in one hand to kiss you quickly. 

“You’re distracting me,” the first year mumbled, running a thumb over your jaw. “Quit being so cute, dummy.”

You saluted playfully. “Yes, chef.”

He let out a soft laugh before moving back to silence the timer that had started beeping, alerting him that the pork on the stove was ready to go. The blond shooed you away and had you sit at the dining table as he took the skillet and turned off the stove flames.

As you waited patiently for Bakugo to finish up, you sang under your breath and set two spots at the table directly across from each other. By the time he was done, two plates of steaming food in hand, you were already sitting down and twirling a fork between your fingers. 

“What did you end up making?” You asked as he set a plate of rice and pork in front of you. 

“Tonkatsu,” he replied nonchalantly. 

It smelled like absolute heaven, and your hunger was only emphasized in the midst of the fast food you had been surviving off of during quarantine. This boy was even good at presentation, and you began to wonder if he was just talented at everything he tried.

Bakugo took the spot across from you and watched as you took the first bite. He wouldn’t admit it, but he felt a bit nervous that you wouldn’t like what he made. But that thought dissipated as quickly as it came once your fork flew into the meal for a second time, and you shot him a wide-eyed look.

“So good!” you exclaimed with a stuffed face, a few grains of rice falling from your mouth and back onto the plate.

“Don’t speak with your mouth full or you’ll choke, stupid,” he reprimanded, but your praise had an evident effect on the male as a smug smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.

“I expect gourmet lunches from you at least once a week when school starts again.” 

“Not a chance in hell that I’m doing extra work in the mornings.”

“I’ll buy you all the ingredients you want~” 

“...I’ll think about it.”

Next thing you knew, all the food on your plate was gone, gladly relocated to your stomach. Rounding the table, you wrapped your arms around Bakugo’s shoulders as he also finished eating. 

“Thank you for dinner, Katsuki,” you hummed contentedly, resting your chin on his head. “It was seriously masterclass, especially after all the takeout I’ve been eating.” 

“Yeah, yeah, you’re welcome,” he waved it off. “I think a movie of my choosing is in order.”

“After we clean up, hot shot. Your mom would kill you if she realized someone was over.”

“Why wouldn’t she kill you too?”

“Please. Your mom loves me.”

The blond barked out a laugh before standing up and holding your waist, ushering you back to the kitchen. “True.”

Cleaning up was quick and easy with the both of you working together, stocking away dishes and remaining groceries. The evening sky, visible through a large window in the living room, glittered with stars as you sidled next to your boyfriend on the couch, the kitchen and dining room returned to its normal prestige.

“Katsuki?” you murmured, voice laced with a touch of contented sleepiness.

He turned his head from the television screen to face you. “Hm?” 

“I missed you, silly.” 

An arm was thrown around your shoulder and you were pulled closer to the male, who gently kissed your temple. 

“I missed you too, dummy.”

[mellointheory]

hola mr mello how are u doing on this fine monday dm jusr called me a nerd for recommending podcast as if we are not on the nerdiest social media platform smh (it is very funny tho)

i have had a normal monday, v chill but i got to play lacrosse so i'm happy :D i can hear the birds chirping rly loudly atm i think it's the spring time perhaps

i also got to see one of the paintings my friend is doing of me (the one i had to take pictures in the pool for) and it's v cool !! they're v good at art so it's wild to see my face painted but ye :D v cool :D

anyways i hope u are having a wonderful monday, lots of good vibes to start of the week!! i am wishing u luck and i hope u get lots of nice comments on ur writing :D

oooh i know nothing abt the process of painting but it seems super cool! i have been getting a lot of nice comments on my writing actually and it's very cool :D those r some gorgeous flowers

[overdue-library-books]

Nurseydex Au Pair AU

• Dex defers going to Uni for a year to earn some money

• he's got loads of experience looking after this little siblings and cousins???

•and got his childcare qualifications during school???

• so he ends up getting a really well paid Au Pair/Live-In Nanny job in Manhattan.

• Nursey, in this AU, goes to Samwell as usual in the original year,

• but he likes to visit home fairly often if he can,

•(once a month if hockey let's him)

• so he can see his mom's

• but also importantly his baby sisters.

• (They're 6 1/4! Very big girls!!! Not babies!!!)

• Anyway obviously Dex is the twins au pair

• They're paths don't cross straight away because Nursey goes to Samwell a month early for training and Dex only starts working for the Nurses after lobster season is finished which is like a week before schools start up for the year?

• But Dex actually still went to all the uni open days last year before desciding on a year out???

• So they're paths very much did cross before on the taddie tour???

• Anyways Dex is like being shown around the house by Mrs & Mrs Nurse the first day he arrives in NY.

• It's hella nice, really loved, really lived in. Lots of art and pictures of the family all around the home.

• (This isn't a neglecting parent AU, they just both have full time jobs and are pretty well off so have always sought a bit of extra help around the house)

• but anyways they're showing him pictures and like oh yeah, this is our son Derek, he's about your age, he's actually just gone off to university, he's going to be on the hockey team

• (brag brag brag, yeah we get it they love their kids alot)

• and Dex is just like...oh shit...

• Because isn't that that really infuriatingly attractive boy he totally made a mess of himself in front of on the Samwell Tour

• he doesn't say anything, because it's not like he actually knows him???

• and Derek probably wouldn't remember him anyway???

• So it'd be awkward if he like said to his mom's and then they told him and

• Yeah, no

• Derek does remember him

• Because he comes back for a weekend and he's pretty hyped to meet this dude that his mum's tell him about over Skype, he seems pretty chill

• And the girls seem to love him???

• because he comes up in basically every conversation he has with them when they call

• and like he's a bit like jealous? Cause he doesn't want his little sisters to forget about him

• but it's chill

• (he's an idiot by the way, his sister's worship the ground he walks on, they adore their big brother and miss him loads)

• The point is, his parents and sisters talk about this really chill guy???

• And he comes home and just???

• William Pointdexter is THAT Pointdexter

• Whom he's met??? And most certainly not the character they've described.

• Because he was an asshole on the tour

• And not gonna lie, Nurse was kind of glad when he didn't see him as one of the new recruits at the start of the season (not that he looked for him or anything???)

• So obviously this guy has somehow managed to fool his parents??

• But Nursey? Does. Not. Trust. Him.

• And what exactly is his game playing all cute and nice around his family!?

• He makes it very aware that he doesn't approve of will, and his parents are just like ???

• And he wants to take the girls out, and his mom is like oh take Will along

• And he's like No??? I can look after them myself, I don't need the nanny tagging along!?

• Besides the guy is clearly is trying to avoid him anyways?

• He literally stops talking when he enters the room?

• And totally just bolted the kitchen yesterday morning when nursey came down to grab coffee

• (side note, nursey obviously was topless, let the boy live)

• so yeah, he's onto will, because he's clearly hiding something????

• Back to Will, yes he is avoiding Derek

• because look, he knows okay, he knows he finds him ridiculously attractive

• and his family always talk about him and he just seems so lovely and

• but he can't alright

• he has to not think like that

• because it's not like he has anything against queer people

• I mean, he literally works for the nurses

• (who maybe he lied to his family about by saying they paid the best out of all his options so he had to take it)

• (They didn't but...look maybe he saw two woman living togeather with kids and thought that was an environment he wanted to be around)

• So yeah, he like supports gay people???

• But he can't be gay.

• because his family just wouldn't understand

• and he needs to keep in a good relationship with them??? because they've done so much for him??

• his aunt and uncle took him and his siblings in after their parents passed ???

• and so like he owes them right???

• and he knows what they think of uh those people

• so he definitely can just be straight and always be conveniently between girlfriends or whatever if it means he can go back home during the holidays

• he's just really scared he's never going to get to have what the nurses have

• Look basically the main plot of this AU is that with the help and support of nurseys beautiful boss ass moms Dex comes to accept himself over the months through several late night chats and early breakfasts togeather.

• the moms are like the main part of this alright?

• I have so many hc's about them but we don't have time rn

• I just really want an au where nursey gets the parents he deserves

• because he's my favourite

• Okay so anyway!!! Nurseys mums are like Derek wtf why are you acting so weird around Will?

• because??? He's pretty sure he's a bigoted asshole???

• and they can't exactly just like tell Derek about why they trust will because like he deserves to keep his secrets

• but they are just like, try to give him a chance okay??? Maybe try to get to know one another, oh he also plays hockey, how about you take the girls skating?

• and he's like urghhhh fine.......

• because he loves his mom's and he loves his sister's so fine

• and um....they have a really nice time???

• like will is pretty quite at first???

• but the girls want to play this game they apparently made up with Dex and he gets so into it and they are all giggling and laughing away and it's just um...he's really cute???

• but he still kind of like comes out of it and frowns a little to himself whenever he catches Nursey looking

• so whatever, he seems okay at least, nursey can deal with him, they don't need to be friends, but he's fine, he's good with the girls

• A few days after he returns to Samwell he gets a message from an unknown number

• 'um hi, it's will' 'uh, I mean au pair'

• and he's just like ???? Lol what the heck is this dude, of course he remembers him without the clarification?? Chill bro.

• but anyways Nurseys mom gave him his number?

• because the girls wanted will to take them to the swimming pool with the yellow shoot

• and she couldn't remember which one it was

• he's pretty sure that's the one she always took them to but whatever

• (sneaky sneaky Mrs nurse we all know what you're up to)

• so he gives him the address and that's that

• but then Dex replies to him later in the day with a picture of the girls in their armbands

• and he sends back a pic of him at the rink (to show the girls of course, it's not for him okay)

• but then they just??? Keep messaging???

• at first the conversations always surround what the twins are up to that day

• but sometimes they're not

• and they just talk about anything...

• ...and everything

• now when he calls home he'll get half an hour of the twins shouting down the phone and then they'll just be like I'm bored, here's willy! And give Dex the phone and run away (look they are 6, being the phone isn't that fun)

• 'um....hi :)'

• 'hey... Willy :)'

• 'oh mY GOD SHUT UP!'

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

• ANYWAY I HAVE SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THEM AND THE GIRLS AND MRS & MRS NURSE AND CHOWDER, OH MY GODS, I HAVN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE SMH BOYS YET, but this is getting way too long so we'll end this here for now...

[angelmichelangelo]

i’m about five years too late and nobody asked for this except me and i need to just get this out of my brain because it’s 2am so here’s a list of things i wish happened on glee that didn’t HERE WE GO:

- new directions being actual teenagers. just them hanging out. going to group sleepovers. giant study sessions (because school exists in this universe?) like remember in tpp when they were eating lunch together ? that’s what i wanted MORE of. just them being actual friends. a sleepover episode is all i wanted imagine all the abba songs we could have gained from that episode

- a halloween themed episode. the closest to this that we got was the ‘thriller/heads will roll’ mashup which YES was iconic but im greedy and it’s not enough. my idea for a halloween episode is that the gang gets trapped inside the school after staying behind to idk rehearse? or something? and then things get progressively worse as they start to go a little mad, thinking the school is haunted and they split up into pairs trying to find an escape and they think they’re seeing ghosts/someone lurking around the school and they’re getting real spooked but it turns out it’s just sue fucking with them lmao

- kurt and finn being brothers. THE POTENTIAL WAS THERE and sadly after furt we are left with crumbs. why ?? WHY?? little moments like finn saying that he’s driving back home with kurt or them saying they can’t do something because they have a family thing would have been good enough. more scenes of them hanging out in their home with their parents would have been *chefs kiss* but alas. it never happened because glee writers are bastards

- based off my last point: sam actually living at the hudson-hummel house because he actually did live there? but nothing is ever said like what’s the dynamic there why weren’t kurt and sam and finn close if they all lived together for what? like a year? was sam living in the mf shed? did he ever get close to carole and burt?? where tf did he live when everyone went off to college did he just stay in their house lol who knows not me LMAO

- blaine dealing with his trauma ? mental health was never dealt with very well on this show. emma’s ocd was just ignored after she got married or whatever and blaine mentioned his trauma once and then it was ignored until it was mentioned in passing a few seasons later and even he just brushed it off and it was never brought up again like wtf. i have no idea how they wrote a whole episode about hate crime in bash and they never once thought to have blaine and kurt have a single conversation together, let alone a conversation about how they’d both been victims of a hate crime. AND THE ONLY TIME BLAINE DOES MENTION IT IS IN TESTED WHERE ITS JUST USED AS A REASON FOR THEM TO FIGHT AAAAAAAA no wait im calm it’s okay. i just would have liked to have seen kurt and blaine have an emotional moment together in that episode that didn’t include blaine singing and kurt being knocked tf out. just sayin.

- kurt dealing with HIS trauma !! again, glee gets bad points for talking about mental health and it just is crazy that they had so much potential with kurt, ie: depression, anxiety, ocd (kinda?) his bullying, being literally assaulted (i see u ryan murphy taking that whole plot line so loosely mmhm) and then shoehorning in the fact that he was suicidal AT THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE when they had a whole episode about suicide and they could have mentioned it at any time but ofc they didn’t because the writers just wanted to shove in as much as they could in the flashback episode AYE AYE AYE the potential!!!! oof.

- literally just more tina. jenna ushkowitz is a fantastic actor/singer/preformer and she was criminally underused. i like the episode props because of two reasons: one. everyone switching characters was amazing. and two. some actual tina scenes. even if she.. technically was rachel but also herself or something? either way. i digress

- this is just in general but MORE ABBA AND ALSO THE CARPENTERS and also some sound of music songs would have worked GREAT but they already had like a million songs and as the show progressed they veered away from old songs and more towards popular songs at the time to help chart numbers blah blah blah whatever it’s cool. but also how did they only do a few abba songs that is criminal

- a more fleshed out ending that wasn’t so rushed. like rachel won a tony and everyone else is just? there? why is sam at mr shue’s house ??? how did artie get up the stairs? did quinn graduate from yale? and where tf was kurt and blaine’s child during ‘i lived’ because burt and carole are vibing in the audience and rachel isn’t pregnant so like? is the baby just?? alone somewhere in the wings?! lmao where are u bby girl!! but once again i know they didn’t have the time to do it so idk it’s fine what they did it just sucks we didn’t get more! but again. fanfic exists so yah im all good

- more of blaine’s mum. or mom, in this case i guess. why cast gina gershon and then give her ONE line like ? ik there was a whole deleted script that explained why she was there but i love that up until that point blaine seemed like he genuinely murdered his parents, lived in their big house all alone and when people got suspicious he just told them that they were “out of town” :) either way pam is great i love her and i wish she had more to do in the one episode she was ever in. not even a moment with blaine?? wasted.

- more of cooper anderson, matt boomer is so fucking funny everytime i think of the emotion tornado i bust a lung laughing like it’s so fucking stupid but oh my good i love it. (and if you haven’t watched the special feature of cooper’s transformers audition tape please please watch it because it’s just so funny.) ik he was just a special guest but i wish they got him back for at least the wedding ep but guess my mans was just busy. boo ;(

- going back a couple of points, i wish they’d done a whole episode like props. every actor here just shines when they’re impersonating each other. finn and puck as kurt and blaine is beautiful and quinn and sugar is incredible. also idk why they refused kevin the right to wear the cheerios skirt; they could have put a little more effort into some characters but that’s glee for ya lmao but yeah. a whole episode like that would have been so much fun

- they should have let chris colfer write more episodes. purely for the fact that he wrote with his own bare hands the whole scene where lea michelle’s character gets dragged down a road by dogs. this guy. it’s a shame he only got to write one since he actually did a really good job! i would have loved to have seen what other episode ideas he had :)

- glee in the summer! obviously it only was centred around the school year but after season 3 who honestly gave a shit about the glee club and mckinley lmao i wanna see them in SHORT SHORTS and POOL PARTIES but nope we just got september - june so like rip all my hopes and dreams

- WHAT HAPPENED TO DALTON? bitch just burst into flames ?? and for WHAT?? oh yeah plot convenience smh this is so sad i wish they’d either written something better than ��we need the warblers to team up with new directions so uhhh the school burnt down” like. it’s a private school. if the school is gone and they’re just staying at mckinley what are the parents paying for? they’re just cool with sending their kids off to public school now? every adult in this universe has been murdered by these kids, haven’t they? they’re just doing whatever they want jfc

- a wedding was a good episode. ish. and yknow, huge kudos to them because gay marriage wasn’t legal in the us at the time so im less harsh on the fact that they definitely threw up the rainbow flags and made it less about the characters getting married and more so “we have gay characters and look they’re getting married what a concept” but i do wish we could have gotten some more married!klaine since they don’t really have much to do after this understandably but a little moment alone together after the wedding would have been nice :) IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IM TELLING YOU

- get rid of the hummelberry friendship and send mercedes to new york instead. i have nothing else to add to this other than the fact that i mourn the fact that kurt and mercedes went from bffs to just. school mates. this is tragic this is traaaaagic !! and all for more of the rachel berry show smh

- every day i wonder what was going through carmen tibideaux mind when she watched the kurt hummel preform not the boy next door and was like :) and then watched rachel berry have a breakdown on stage and then proceeded to give rachel the spot at nyada and kurt gets payed literal dust. and THEN she had the nerve to tell him it was because his performance had no heart. AND HOW DID ADAM GET IN THIS BABY GOT BACK MOTHERFUCKER?! nyada is a circus school oh my god !!!!! kurt deserved better im telling yall he deserved so much better

there’s so much more i could rant about but im going insane im so tired and i need psychological help after watching glee so im gonna leave it here and say peace out homies it’s been fun but i need to sleep so bad

[yeet-man]

One’s Rebirth (Chapter 4)

A/N: Congrats to @red-riot-rat on getting 500 followers! That’s amazing, I hope one day I can get as many as you. Anyway, since they got this huge milestone, I might release chapter 5 later today who knows. I hope y’all enjoy this as always and peace out!

"Sir, can you tell us what All Might is like as a teacher?" 

J'me glared at the reporters that gathered around. The boy let out a sigh before speaking. "All Might is just how you expect. He's not called the number one hero for no reason." After he gave his answer he walked away from the reporters.

It was a drag to deal with a million people asking questions at once, but he needed to deal with it. He thought about what Ryan said a while ago, 'what if Mari is here because we're here.' J'me didn't want to believe it, but the possibility of Mari being there because of them was possible. He walked into UA Academy and started heading in the direction of 1-A.

A green haired boy, named Deku walked up to J'me. "Hey J'me! I was sort of wondering about your quirk. You see in the test that Mr. Aizawa held, you showed that your quirk was wind or at least I thought it was wind. In the hero's vs villains test you showed us being able to manipulate water, wind, earth, fire, and lighting, not to mention you teleported!" 

J'me listened to Deku speak about his quirk, the boy kind of looked at the green haired 'protagonist'. He softly chuckled when Midoriya finished speaking, he wasn't going to give details about the entirety of his quirk. "Midoriya, listen. All I’m going to say is I basically have a bunch of quirks in one."

The boy’s eyes widened in shock, he slowed down his pace a little to look at J’me. "H-how...how do you have multiple quirks in one?"

"It’s better if you don’t question it right now, Midoriya." His tone was serious, hopefully Deku wouldn’t question it till later.

"Oh...o-okay. Well, can you tell me about your quirk in depth, at least what you want to share." His pace quickly returned to normal so he wouldn't be left behind.

"Sure," He started talking about his quirk in depth for Deku’s sake as the two walked to class.

After a couple minutes of walking they got inside the classroom. J’me noticed right away that Kairo was missing. Maybe he was running a little late? Who knew, he just hoped nothing happened to his friend. 

Everyone was present except Kairo by the time the bell rang. Mr. Aizawa began to call students' names out, double checking to see if everyone was here. When he got to Kairo’s name he looked up, not seeing the boy in the classroom. 

"Has anyone seen Kairo Furo lately?" Mr. Aizawa asked the students that were in the class currently.

Silence passed for a few seconds before Ryan spoke up. "I saw him last night, he was going for a late night jog. After midnight I didn’t see him…"

“Maybe he overslept when he got home?” Kirishima called out from the other side of the classroom. 

"No, I highly doubt that. He wouldn’t sleep in on accident or on purpose. Since he got into U.A, he wouldn’t miss it for the world." J’me said out loud so everyone could hear him.

"Something must have happened between midnight and on the way back to his house…"

Mr. Aizawa looked at Ryan, then he looked at J’me. "If I assign you to this mystery, will you solve it?" The teacher had a serious expression on his face at the time. He wanted this to be figured out just like everyone else.

J’me and Ryan looked at each other for a few seconds and then nodded at Mr. Aizawa.

"Very well, I give you the entire day to figure this out. You two are dismissed at once, good luck."

The two students grabbed their items and started walking towards the exit while J’me turned around to ask a question, "Is quirk usage allowed Mr. Aizawa?"

"No, you must learn to not always rely on your quirk."

The boys simply nodded and went on their way. 

"So, you live by the woods correct?" J’me had to make sure there was no other way Kairo could have gone home. If there was, this ‘mystery’ could be for absolutely nothing. 

"Yeah, if someone did go into the woods near my place it’s basically a dead end." He responded back at J’me with a small sigh after his sentence. 

Ryan led J’me to an area that was by his house, though where Kairo was taking his jog. 

The boys looked around for any evidence indicating where Kairo could have gone. Out of all days this motherfucker could disappear, why the day Iida gets some spotlight? The boys encountered something almost an hour of looking.

The thing they encountered was another person that seemed to be looking for Kairo as well.

"Who are you and what are you doing man?" J'me asked the unknown boy they saw.

The boy looked at them, curiously wondering who they were as well. "Oh me? I'm Calvin Lewis and I'm in the middle of figuring out what happened here."

J'me and Ryan introduced themselves as well and told Calvin why they were here. There was one slight problem with this Calvin person though. He looked like someone very similar to a person they knew in their 'previous' lives.

"So, the both of you go to U.A I assume? From the looks of it y’all are in class 1-A." Calvin said with a monotone voice, he sort of just wanted to solve this mystery. 

Both boys stayed quiet for a few moments trying to figure out how Calvin knew they were in class 1-A. It was simple enough to figure out they went to U.A since the boys did say so.

"Uh yeah...Calvin was it? How did you figure out we were in class 1-A?" Ryan finally decided to speak up and ask the question.

"Well, from the way you two act I honestly doubted y’all were in any other courses except the hero one that is. And y’all aren’t in class 1-B like I am so yeah." Calvin told J’me and Ryan to follow him since he found something that could help them find out what happened to Kairo.

"Wait, you go to U.A as well? I'm surprised to be honest since you're like hella fucking tall. Shit you even taller than Ryan." J'me just kinda stared at how tall Calvin was when he asked the question and made the comments.

Ryan on the other hand, gave J'me a death glance and punched him in the arm. "Bitch."

The shortest boy of the three flinched at the hit and rubbed his arm. "Why you always gotta beat me, what I do to you?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, it's called getting your body stronger." Ryan responded with a somewhat sarcastic tone in his voice.

Calvin just looked at the other two boys and let out a sigh. "Smh my head. Will ya just zip it for the next minute?"

Both of the boys looked at Calvin and nodded their heads.

Meanwhile J'me was trying to figure out who Calvin was. The way he spoke and acted was similar to someone he knew in his previous life.

A few moments passed before they arrived in the place Calvin wanted to show them. "I assume this was your friend, Kairo." 

Was? They were both confused on what he meant like that. Surely Kairo was just knocked out, there was no way someone could actually kill him...right?

The two boys took a couple steps forward in front of Calvin. They wanted to see just what he meant by that.

Upon seeing the dead corpse that was Kairo, J'me's stomach dropped. His best friend of over 8 years was truly gone, though he didn't want to believe this nightmare was real. 

He crouched down next to the dead body, checking the vitals of the corpse to see if he was truly gone. He was. J'me wanted to cry yet no tears could flow down no matter what. It felt like control was out the door though he still had his hand on it. 

Meanwhile Ryan wasn't taking this well either. He started blaming himself for what happened, if only...if only he would have jogged with Kairo. Would that have even changed anything? He didn't know but to be honest, Ryan would rather have his life taken than Kairo's.

"I'm sorry about y'all's guys lost, but this isn't a time to be sad. We have to figure this out and your friend justice." Calvin was a bit sad about the loss of a person, but he didn't know him so the only thing he could do was at least give Kairo some justice.

The boys nodded and began to search the area for any clues. About 10 meters out from the body was a blood trail.

J'me luckily found it and started following it. The trail navigated through the forest and to some plains. There was a huge blood pool near the exit of the forest, other than that it was completely gone.

A few minutes he called over Calvin and Ryan to check the trail and pool out, asking if they had any clues about the blood.

The two boys examined it, being careful not to mess anything up. At the end of it, they couldn't figure out how Kairo was killed or who the blood belonged to.

"Um...how about we take pictures of this and show EarserHead tomorrow?" Ryan asked, kind of hesitant to even do so though since his head was fogged up with his thoughts blaming him for his friend's death.

"Yeah...maybe he can help us figure out who murdered him." J'me let out a shaky quiver from his lips. It was basically time to examine the body and the wounds Kairo suffered. 

The shirt he was wearing was torn up, revealing multiple cuts along his torso and stomach, going in an ‘X’ formation. The cuts looked vigorous, almost as if that weren’t caused by a knife. Dried blood was all over his body and floor, it seemed like a homicide more than anything. After further examination Kairo suffered broken ribs as well as his skull being cracked open in the back.

“Jesus...who the hell could do something like this? This is honestly fucked up. And why Kairo? Out of all 7 fucking billion people in this world why him? This is complete bullshit!” J’me stood up and kicked the dirt in frustration. 

Ryan just kept looking at the dead body of his friend. He wanted to run, scream, fight the person who killed Kairo. Without any evidence he couldn’t do anything but blame himself for the death of his homie.

Calvin was trying to stay calm as possible. He didn’t need to break out into his emotions no matter what. He let the other two boys do what they needed to do to calm themselves down and return to the mystery at hand.

"You guys want to take a blood sample? It might help us figure out who killed your friend."

Both Ryan and J’me looked at Calvin, they had sort of a confused look on their faces. How were they supposed to take a blood sample when they didn’t have anything to get one with. 

Calvin just stared at them with no emotions on his face. "What? I have a small tube we can put the blood in." The boy then pulled out a small test tube from his jacket pocket. “Once I saw the body I went back home and grabbed one just in case.”

That totally doesn’t seem suspicious at all. Ya know the casual character somehow having a test tube. Makes total sense right?

Ryan and J’me looked at Calvin as if that wasn’t weird at all. They both did end up agreeing though.

Once the blood and photos were gathered, J’me made a couple calls so Kairo could have a proper funeral. Afterwards all three of them went on their way.

Ryan went straight home, not wanting to do anything but repeatedly blame himself.

Now Calvin was the only one of the three that stayed behind. He checked the area near Kairo’s body in case he could find any more clues. Not really finding anything else he went home somewhat disappointed in himself.

J’me made a quick stop at his house, running in, placing the photos and test tube on his nightstand. He washed his hands in the kitchen so he could glance at the clock.

4:12PM

Surely U.A was over at this point. The boy dried his hands with some paper towels, grabbed his phone and left the house in a hurry. He didn’t want to be anywhere close to where his best friend was killed. 

J’me unlocked his phone once he got out of the house, immediately calling Kirishima without a second of hesitation. The phone rang for a few seconds before someone picked up.

"Hey! J’me, what’s up?" It was the friendly voice of Kirishima, someone that could be trusted with anything.

"Kirishima...meet me at the beach." J'me sounded on the verge of crying because it was true, he wanted to cry but held it in for the time being.

"Why? What's the matter J'me?" Kirishima was concerned for his friend. After all he just calls, tells him to meet at the beach and sounds like he's going to cry.

"Just fucking do it Kirishima!...please." He hung up without saying bye or anything of the sort and just ran to the beach, not stopping for anyone or thing.

Kirishima quickly puts his phone up and his shoes on. He ran out the door and to the beach as well, worried about his friend.

J'me is the first to arrive at the beach. While he waits for Kirishima to show, he sits down on the sand and tries to clear his thought process.

Minutes passed before Kirishima also arrived at the beach. It took him a couple seconds to find his friend, but once he did Kirishima ran straight to him as fast as he could.

"J'me! Buddy what's wrong?" He asked with a concerned tone in his voice as he rubbed his friends back.

"We… we were able to figure out what happened to Kairo. He was killed… we don't know who did so that's currently what we're trying to figure out." J'me held his head down for the whole time, not wanting Kirishima to see him crying.

Kirishima kept on rubbing J'me's back as he sat down on the sand as well. "I'm sorry… even if I didn't know him like you did, I'm pretty sure he was a good friend and would have been a good classmate."

"I knew him for 8 years, this is such bullshit… why did it have to be him? It could have been anyone else but him…" J'me complained, wishing it could have been someone else that he didn't know instead of Kairo.

Kirishima didn't know what else to do so he just let J'me ramble on. "It's gonna be okay buddy… no matter what happens I'm sure Kairo didn't want you to sit here and cry." He talked softly, sorta not wanting to hurt J'me more.

"No… it's not gonna be okay. I lost my fucking friend, how is it supposed to be okay? Besides, even if it is okay I still have to live with the feeling that I couldn't even save him…" He started to feel many things at this point. Depression, guilt, anger, and other feelings that he couldn't explain.

"Just trust me J’me, everything will be okay as long as you have all of your other friends. And even if you knew what was going to happen, you wouldn’t have been able to save him. I’m sorry, but that’s the truth bro…" Kirishima hated to admit it, but it was indeed true. 

"I know, but still, I wish I knew what would have happened so I could at least be prepared. It’s just… we have been through so much shit together and we should have became heroes." J’me slowly wiped the tears off of his face. He let out a small shaky breath and looked forward at the ocean.

"I am going to become the greatest hero for Kairo."

Kirishima listened till he decided it was a good time to talk. "That’s the spirit J’me!" Deep down the red hair boy was jealous of his friend. He was able to keep going forward without one of his friends in the living realm anymore. How was he supposed to keep up with someone who could keep pushing through no matter what problems came their way? 

"Everything is going to be fine, just keep pushing buddy. I believe in you J’me."

J'me smiled slightly and looked at Kirishima. "Thanks Kirishima, I believe in you as well. I know you'll become a great hero as well." 

The red haired boy chuckled and patted J'me's back. "You know the future, that's the only reason you know." 

J'me smiled a bit more as he stood up and dusted himself off. He helped Kirishima to his feet before speaking. "Even if I do know the future, it can change without me even knowing."

Kirishima nodded in agreement and gave J'me a hug. "No matter what happens I'll be in your corner and I'll have your back, got it."

J'me was a bit surprised by the hug, but he did return it. "Got it," he let go of Kirishima a few seconds later. "I'll see you tomorrow Kirishima, I hope they don't shut UA down because of this…"

Kirishima also let go the same time J'me did. "I don't think they will, but I'm not entirely sure. I hope they don't either." 

J'me nodded and said his goodbyes. Once he did, the boy turned around and started his journey home. 

Kirishima also went home, wanting to get some extra sleep since school was no joke at times.

Once J'me got home, he opened the door and slowly took his shoes off. He double checks the door, making sure it's locked before going to his room

The boy sits down on the bed and grabs the photos that were taken earlier. It was worse to look at now then it was hours ago, maybe it was because he'd almost gotten over the death of Kairo? Who knows.

He felt the urge to throw his guts up, so he placed the photos down and laid in his bed. This entire day was stupid to him, but at the same time it helped him learn something. He had friends looking over him and he had Kairo looking down upon him in the clouds above.

[billynteddy]

I gave you Logan family hcs.....and now.....

Preston family hcs

-bills dad is a lawyer (that’s why they have $$$$)

-therefore he’s Eugene S. Preston, Esquire…Bill just calls himself esquire bc he thinks that’s just how names work

-according to bill, his parents “had no business getting married tbh”, they’re on good terms tho no hate

-Mama S. Preston is a very nice lady who loves her baby bill and family even tho she’s divorced form Eugene

-she used to be a tatted up biker chick back in the day but nows like….in jail

-imagine a cross between Peggy Bundy and Pepper from Crybaby in terms of personality and parenting methods (aka bad influence, but a whole lotta love)

-that doesn’t stop bill and his dad tho, they write her and visit often n sometimes they bring missy

-mama Preston likes missy, at first she didn’t tho bc she was wary about who this new woman raising her son was, but after she met her and they’ve talked a few times she loves her so much

-bills moms family lives in Texas, and bill n his dad go visit for holidays and stuff and see granny Preston (rip)

-bills dad is from cali tho, just not san Dimas

-Bill n his dad are Jewish, but they dont really do that much (bill personally is agnostic/atheist pre-bj (pre bogus journey))

-for example, they dont go to temple or observe the sabbath but they celebrate Hanukkah n stuff with the family

-Bill and Ted mostly hang out at bills house bc 1) its bigger and 2)that’s where the jam space is

-if they had more friends they’d definitely throw lots of parties

-they go over Ted’s house when they just wanna chill or hang w deacon maybe

-the flowers in the backyard around the pool were missy’s idea, she loves gardening, the flowers are her babies!!

-Missy tries really hard to be super positive !! She’ll read like a magazine about which wall paint colors boost ur mood or whatever, or she’ll see bill havin an attitude and be like “bill dont you bring that bad attitude in this energy!! *burns some sage*”

-or she’ll be like “Eugene I think you should paint the study blue it’ll help you focus better” or “guys eating more vegetables improves mental clarity !!” (Which is true, but theyre like *smacks teeth**reluctantly eats broccoli*)

-Missy is very much a hopeless romantic, mr. Preston will bring her a cup of coffee and she’ll be like “u got me a coffee 🥺..”

-SO much of a hopeless romantic she’ll tell her friends she’s head over heels in love with someone she met 2 weeks ago OR with someone she had a small convo with like in the store,, missy loves love!!!

-she also calls her loved ones really cutesy baby names like for example she’ll call bill “billyboo” sometimes,,very lovingly corny and mom like

-guys fall for missy bc of her beauty but then can’t handle her weirdness smh

-they’ll go back to the crib and see books on ESP and necromancy and b like “uhhh I gotta go i left my oven on” smh

-She hoards a lot of fun facts and random information about things that she finds interesting

-Sometimes on free weekends, Bill and Ted will drag their families (just the dads, deacon, n missy) to Ted’s living room and play a couple songs for them n missy is their biggest fan (she doesn’t think they sound too good (doesn’t really like loud hard rock music :/ ), she’s just happy they’ve found something theyre passionate about and are having fun)

-one of the dads will say something like “you’ve been playing the same song for 15 minutes!! “ BnT: “wdym we’re halfway thru the set??”

-Bill learned how to cook out of pure survival, dad can cook sometimes, missy can make spaghetti and desserts that’s it

-bill and his dad used to eat out like allll the time, which missy strongly disapproved of os she encourages more home cooked meals ,,they thought it was a lil headass ngl but now its a sweet bonding moment b/w them n they love it

-missy changed that house for the better ngl

-bills dad played instruments when he was his age and sometimes tries to butt in jam sessions like “now y’see boys this is how we did it back in the day *plays 2 notes* hold on I’m a lil rusty”

-bills dad and capt. Logan dont care too much about being friends with each other, and sometimes disapprove of each others’ parenting (mr Preston thinks capt Logan is too strict, capt Logan thinks mr Preston is too lax), but they see how good friends BnT are so they remain cordial .. if they weren’t friends the dads literally wouldn’t speak to each other

-oh and bills dad also loves golf

-I hc that bill gets his license after graduation (I also hc bnt as seniors in the movie) and was PRESSSEEEDDDD to go somewhere in the car

-B: “hey ted remember how we totally used to walk to circle K” T: “Yea” B:“Well *pulls out license* T: “REAL SHIT!!!!!?????”

-they still walk places tho bc they enjoy taking walks together

-sometimes mr. Preston and missy try and help bill with work but they b CLUELESS AF!!!!! Bill’s dad will take a look at the math homework and say “*scratches neck* uh son we didn’t have all that back when I was in school,,that must be that new math..” , but he’s good at some history n missy still has some knowledge about chem so she helps out when she can

-Bills dad was a good golf player in college in the 60s and he WILLLLL NOTTTT let that shit go

-before EA, and before ted gave up the drums (bc it fucked his shoulder up), wyld Stallyns was Bill on guitar and Ted on drums.. they work together for the riffs but Bill writes more lyrics..usually to do with school crushes, partying, fighting, and huffing paint

-Also Bill convinced his dad to turn the garage into a jam space by doing this: “🥺”

-Bill got his shoulder tat the summer after junior year from some super cheap back alley shop he’s lucky it didn’t get infected .. it’s supposed to be a scorpion bc they’re cool

-hid it for 6 months n got caught, his dad threatened to tell his mom but he never got in any real trouble so it’s all coo

[lovelyirony]

i love your rhodeytony headcanons and fics shkhdch they're amazing 💖💖💖💖

i’m giving u MORE 

-rhodey’s the type to have the REALLY good anniversary gift ideas. like he’s the one who takes tony on a winery tour for their tenth anniversary, makes scrapbooks, and has the fun little Hallmark cards 

-tony, on the other hand, tends to want to have small events. Which is rlly softe and goode bc its cute and yes. he just wants him and rhodey to make breakfast together or listen to an old record and it just makes his whole day. 

-they both have matching outfits on different levels and it’s SO FUNNY 

-rhodey used to be the “boyfriend” that none of high society liked because he spoke plainly and didn’t go along with bullshit that they tried but now he’s ICONIC and they WISH they could be him. smh. 

-tony loves roller skating yes this is fact 

“tony hey babe hey sweetheart i have an idea for your next update on the suit” 

“What is it dear” 

“make ur suit make me sushi. i’m craving it.” 

“are you joking me–” 

-contrary to popular belief, rhodey is the shit-stirrer and starts fights (namely with steve bc it’s easy) 

-tony is the pool party champion and pepper cries at his decorating skills 

-both of their music taste is a lot of rock n roll but it splits off after that 

-rhodey doesn’t understand the current trends nor does he want to. this does not stop peter from bugging him to “please hit the whoa for snapchat mr rhodey” 

(he does) 

-tony redecorates their kitchen and rooms every couple of years to keep it relevant and rhodey hated the rose gold theme 

“why can’t we just decorate in war machine colors” 

“black and gray? that’s what you want?” 

“little bit of red, should be fine. let’s people know that you love me.” 

“what do you mean, you attention whore?” 

“I’m just saying war machine colors! it’d be cool!” 

-rhodey’s a model. that’s it. 

-tony and rhodey have a segment on an interview where they’re pretend hosting a cooking show and it goes about as well as you’d expect: 

“so now we have to cut up the onions” 

“and because rhodey is an absolute weakling, he cries when he cuts onions. the monstrosity of it all.” 

“oh, sorry I show human emotions darling, but i recall all of our wedding photos being horrible because you couldn’t stop crying. you also cried when we went to help at the animal shelter and i had to ban you from going back and adopting forty dogs.” 

“I was in love with them a proper amount!” 

“Sure you were. Cut up the onion. I’m adding more pepper to this.” 

“It’s not what the recipe says!” 

“You’re just weak with spicy foods, this isn’t even spicy.” 

“oh yeah, I’m the weak one. You won’t even touch spicy you fool.” 

[babbushka]

muah. i made you some chocolate mousse mrs. z, share some with flip flop! i’m deciding whether or not i should add it to our menu when we open from quarantine! and 7, 8, from the nsfw asks lol and fern and hyacinth? sending your family some lov🤎🧡❤️

Hello my friend! Flip will absolutely have a bite, thank you! :,) I’m sure it’s absolutely delicious, we love a good mousse! 

7. Any favourite positions?

You can read all about that here, if you’re so inclined ;^)

8. Any favourite places (ex. bedroom, kitchen, on a desk, against the wall  etc)?

The bedroom is a classic but we’re also really partial to outside!!! We love some good ol’ fashioned outdoorsy lovin’, mostly by the pool lol. He’ll come over with sunscreen and use that as an excuse to start rubbin up all over me smh he’s so crafty!! 

Also by the fireplace, because is there anything more 1970s-porn than having sex on a bearskin rug near the fire?? lol

Fern: What flavor do you have for your wedding cake?

Our cake was dark chocolate with raspberry filling and fudge frosting!! :) 

Hyacinth: What do/ what would you and Phil do to celebrate your wedding anniversary?

Lol oh we go pretty all out for the wedding anniversary, we always go abroad and visit a new country or at least a new city in a favorite country lol. This past anniversary we went to Ireland and met up with our fave @aweirdlookingtree and her man ;^)

[clairebeauchampfan]

Anger management issues

“Maybe I feel this way because there is a level of anger inside me about what has happened to Sam and Caitriona’s private lives. “

mrsD79

So angry. You can feel the heat. So many of these Extreme shippers are furious that the fantasy they concocted turned out to be just that: a fantasy.

Sometimes, as a MATURE adult, mrsD79,   you just have to accept that even TV celebrities don’t do what you wanted them to do, and learn to control your anger. Otherwise you look like a child throwing a tantrum. 

Every day, recently,  I have to wade through hundreds of ‘receipts’ sent by Extreme Shippers and coming across my blog (whilst I search for something new on Outlander and its cast)  in a but-desperate attempt to ‘prove’ that Sam and Cait  were more than just good friends, that Cait got pregnant every time her belly bulged, that they share a house together rather than just visit like friends do, that going to the theatre together proves that they are secretly married..... 

 Well, maybe, just maybe it  was the case. BACK THEN. Most of those hot ‘receipts’ date from 2014, 2015, 2016....Maybe she changed her mind. People do, you know. Just look at the number of people who divorce even after promising, in the sight of God and in the face of this congregation, to stick together for as long as they live. 

Or, maybe, just maybe,  the ‘star-crossed lovers’   had a blazing row and the ‘assistant’  saw his chance and popped the question.  Maybe he was indeed the tag-along, the sunglass holder who made good. Or the spare who became the heir. Or the alternative who wasn’t down the gym all day. Or just convenient shoulder to weep on, the man who stayed up late to give her her supper, the man who rubbed her tired feet, the loyal boyfriend who didn’t have conventional matinee idol good looks but instead possessed charm and a great sense of humour, the man who proved his love by his devotion. it happens.... 

Or maybe, just maybe, as a grown adult, mrsd79 (let me guess, born in 1979? So that would make you, what, ...40?) you might just consider that Sam and Cait NEVER were an item (which, after all,  is what she said, all along, wasn’t it? ). And maybe, just maybe, (unlike Sam?) she’d had enough of playing the hollywood  PR games and begged Albrecht and Moore  to let her do the denial interview. We never saw her reaction to KDS’s ‘believe what you want to believe’, did we? I’ll bet she was mighty pissed. But we did see  a change in the SamCait  relationship once she got engaged, didn’t we? No more nipple kissing, no more tonguing....

Whatever the truth, whatever the real story, not the fantasy one conjured up by Extreme Shippers,  she’s married Tony now. In a Catholic wedding ceremony.  And her mum and sisters were there, along with her oldest friends

Maybe, just maybe Tony was there right from 2014, as the Original Boyfriend, just like the antis claim, whilst Sam was chasing blondes round the swimming pools of Loas Angeles. Wasn’t Tony, after all, the one she always went on holidays with, at Christmas and at New Year?   Even though he does indeed wear sideburns  (I wonder how that Aussie shipper knows what a 1970′s porn star looked like, btw?SMH)  

But evidently, Mrs Balfe-McGill wants to keep her private life PRIVATE. Do you blame her, the way you extreme shippers have abused and harrassed her?  And not only Cait, but her boyfriend/fiance/ now husband, who never signed up for the life of a celebrity. 

The private lives of Sam and Cait are their business, not yours, or ours, or even mine. Even if they are ‘celebrities’. So maybe, just maybe, you should learn to control that temper of yours. And let them live the life the way they want to, not the way you and all those other shippers want them to. 

Oh, and I believe this was dated January 2016. About the time T & C started seriously dating each other. Was that before or after the IFH?