#SLOW BUTNS!!!!!!!!!!!

[housewifebuck]

Send me more queer book recs please

[aziraphales-library]

Hi, first off, thank you for this blog, I've read so many brilliant recommendations from here. You folks have been my go-to for Good Omens fics for a good month now, and I must have spent hundreds of hours in that time reading based on this blog.

If it's possible, could I also ask if you know a fic I read a while ago but can't find again? It's quite long, maybe 20 chapters or so, and it goes through history with the ineffable husbands. The one thing I really remember is that the watchers are involved. Crowley and Aziraphale meet one of them on the wall, and the watcher warns Aziraphale about Crowley. We then see the watcher fallen, with a peacock aspect, chained under a mountain for the whole nephilim business, reading reports that Dagon brings. Crowley goes to the fallen watcher at various times to moan about his longing for Aziraphale. It's been driving me bonkers not being able to find it, so I'm hoping you may have better luck (or rather, better skills)!

2/2: Ahoy awesome archivists! Could I please cancel my request for a lost fic? I found my white whale! It was https://archiveofourown.org/works/22457749

Thank you for coming back to let us know you found it! Your asks were months apart, but your username stuck in my memory so I could match them up!...

Where the Mountains Meet the Heavens by KannaOphelia (E)

"I don't want to let go of you. Never again." "Crowley," Aziraphale breathed, and for one heady, impossible moment Crowley thought the miracle would be even bigger than he thought, that the embrace and the my darling would be followed with a kiss, because Aziraphale's gaze was on his mouth and there was a heat to it, as if it was tinged with desire as well as tenderness. **** 6,000 years of pining. Collaboration with the amazing Tamsly and lonicera_caprifolium as artists for the 2020 Good Omens Big Bang.

- Mod D

[theonefairygodmother]

Slow butn definitely. I want them to realize their feelings so slowly that even the haters ate like "for fucks sake kiss already and MOVE OOOON!"

Creloise shippers: how do you envision that happening if it were to be canon in the show?

I think bridgerton is the ideal place for wlw love stories without too much time spent on historical accuracy, but I’m curious about how people would want it to play out!

[tiredtozier]

im writing a stozier coffe shop au based on these two photos

[lesbian-rob1n]

Send me Hallie prompts xoxoxo

[inexchangeforyoursoul]

the other day I doodled some shit from that lame fic of mine (mainly trying to depict that OC as I see her) and this looks p good, so....

have a Law in her body (which is p much the premise anyway)

(by the way, while one must take the anime depictions with a grain of salt: your eyes are literally part of your brain, i.e. nervous sytem, so the “people keeping their eye( color)s” thing amounts to a brain swap rather than anything else. but that’s just a theory, a game theory)

[jawllines]

god i love your slow burns

WOOOO IM GLAD YOU LOVE A GOOD SLOW BUTN BECAUSE I SURE DO TOO

AND SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GOOD SPORTS

[ateezmakemeweep]

OKAY SO i just finished pwf (it took me an hour to read just one chapter, i really took my time) BUT i have no regrets im quite literally drawn to how the story is structured and the way it’s such a slow butn like JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK but anyways, thank u for such a good update i can’t wait for saturday TT

JVKCKKCKC i’m screaming thank u🥰🥰

[death-v-elvis]

I am at least in bed other wise I would contribute art wise

In case you didn’t see my dms

@elisajgolden

Go the fuck to sleep

[janiedean]

Tormund, Brienne & Jaime?

hmmm given we’re talking show versions.... enemies to lovers jaime, slow butn brienne and fake dating tormund uu

[genuinelydecimated]

HELP PLS

HIII im looking for a drarry fanfic, its a soulmate bond au, draco discovers that harry is his soulmate at dracos trial and im pretty sure harry tells draco to never see him again. Draco slowly dies because of the rejected soul bond. Harry doesnt even know about soul bonds until they bring it up? Draco slowly loses his magic? OH AND I THINK DRACO IS FRIENDS WITH RON? Draco is working in the MoM but then gets moved to sorting out Harry's mail I think? Also Draco is friends with a muggle in a muggle cafe and he looks more closer to death each time? SOMEONE PLEASE HELP, ITS LIKE A SLOW BUTN ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING I LOVE THE FANFIC SO MUCH BUT I DONT REMEMBER

[jobone123]

My sister SAID YACHT JAYSON FUCKED fuck him up for snow WON the plane HE FUCKS UP LIFE#

So I killed her satellite war again ANTISEEDINT BIRD

Worth it CUT HER

I WOULD BUTN A CITY FOR MY SATELLITE isaid not my first mass MURDER SAT BAE ACCIDENT hih found it CALLED

THIS DUMB GIRL SENDS HER GOONS EVERY BATTLE for my satellite on orders from another man WHOOPS N YIKES

SELF DEFENSE she asked for satellite WARSAW HEARSAW over ENGINEER deads family wife n daughters TATTOO S VS MASK incident s WATCH A TURD SPEAK

WAS GROWING UP WITH MAKING YOUR OWN FAMILIES TO SUFFEROCATE you dont CARE about SUNRISE family YOU WANT NO NEED yacht jayson TO CAReY

NO BLACKS PROMOTING WAS FOR A PIECE OF LAND NO WATER self defense BLACK HAIR LIVES MATTER

No witnesses to SLEEPING BABIES YACHT s#$/*?*?*?*

CANT SELL SEX NEXT KAMIKAZE threat SATELLITE MAKER GOT water n plane fish TOOSOON

LIKE 2 SLOW PLANES CRASHING N 6 PLANES THESE 8 DEAD FAMILIES toosoon

JAYSON VS 8 BEDROOMS OF MEN 1 FIRE yikes n whoops THOUGHT IT WAS WATER

1 black 8 bedrooms mens FOUND IT

COVID 7 WHITE MEN BEAT A BLACK MAN TO SAT BAE isit#/*?*?* LMAO THEN SHES DAUGHTERS SEX WITH BLACK BOYS ouch# KICKING A DEAD CHILD puke

I WOULD BURN EVERY 8 10 16 BEDROOMS HOUSES for 1 VIRGIN plane & YACHT JAYSON

[aliensister17]

Oh god, cannot agree more. You literally cannot slow butn with 2k... it's not physically possible

Tags: Slow burn

Word count: 2k

Me:

[plotsforbandom]

standard form - i play (lucy boynton) and i am looking for (m/f ect) with (rami malek and or any male oc). i’m looking for the following plots (angsty romance, secretive romance, slow butn etc ). this plot will be for a (psl tl start ). this plot will (be/not be) chemistry based and (will) contain mature themes. feel free to message at (lucyboyntonofdulwich)

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[orangeyouglad8]

Clarke and lex are really starting to just ENJOY each other's company in TIHIH and it's beautiful they are beautiful your writing is beautiful!!!!!! THE SLOW BUTN GIVES ME HEART PALPITATIONS

Actual footage of me right now (also- same, anon!)

[cptn-nash]

DUDE ITS LIKE STILL SLOW BUTN EVEN THO THEYRE TOGETHER-

intelligence & issues (Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- chapter thirty-four

Not me saying I’m busy and then writing two chapters in the span of one week,,, Anyway. Here’s the next one! Guys, there’s seriously going to be like maybe 2 chapters and an epilogue left…get ready

Today’s chapter title is from “Make Up My Mind” by Maya Payne (which is really good for the vibes of this chapter and the next)

Warnings: Angst! Nothing else besides angst

Chapter Thirty-Four: Do you think I’ll be happy?

You don’t tell Aaron.

To be more accurate, you don’t tell anyone. Not a single damn person. Not your mom, not Aaron. Not even Garcia, though she has been suspicious.

The two of you had a sleepover at your apartment before coming back to the BAU to get back on the case. You have no idea how you managed to dodge Garcia’s questions while at your apartment, but you think being tired was the best excuse. And that Hotch called you.

Because Aaron did call. He wanted to say goodnight. And he did.

But that was it.

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