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Alice: Can we go out to get icecream?

Agatha: Did you ask Rio?

Alice: They said no.

Agatha: Then why did you ask me?

Alice: They're not the boss of you.

Agatha, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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I noticed our periods aren't synced, are you mad at me?

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Rio: Why do you not want me? I want you. I would kill for you.

Rio: Ask me to kill for you. *holding a knife*

Agatha: …First of all, calm down—

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The first of 5 Agathario brainrot that I drew to distract me from the election.🙃 This scene was so delicious.

I'll post 2 a day through this week to continue my distraction, so keep an eye out. But do whatever you gotta do to survive this week, my loves.

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I know she probably has an angle, and that she's probably gonna try to manipulate Billy at one point. But the whole "don't feel guilty about your talent" felt a lot like something she's been telling herself for centuries to make it easier

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Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?

Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.

Billy: Oh…with magic?

Agatha: Yes

Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father

Agatha: No you’re not

Rio: I was there

Billy: How?

Agatha: DON’T—

Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—

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Agatha died so gently and beautifully that it made Death herself die a little as well.

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It is very important to me that you all know Senor Scratchy's real name is Peanut Butter

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pov: the coven is judging you

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Divorced mother leaving her kid with the other parent for the weekend:

The state he returns in on Monday after two days with his other parent:

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So yeah, this is my own personal Westview in which everything's fine, everyone's good and they're all living peacefully together leave me be🥲

I know my inner Wanda is showing, but I need so much therapy after Agatha all Along and this is the cheapest option. Look, they're having a cookout!

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Rio is gonna be so pissed that she hunted her situationship for centuries, finally got her to surrender to her kiss, gave her a truly lovely little burial—

—and Agatha promptly figures out how to become a ghost fourteen seconds later.

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Listen if we're going to be collectively mad at Billy for anything, it needs to be for ruining this cunty fit.

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Agatha All Along 1x09 "Mother Maiden Crone"

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Picture this: Patti Lupone in her red hair era but she's playing Crowley.

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The Lovers🫀

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alice didn’t believe in tarot before meeting lilia on the road, but now she helps the older woman out with her shop and sometimes indulges in getting her own tarot read.