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oh she’s absolutely lethal✨

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agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 1

i did a thing :)

jen: i met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. they sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out im a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright, so good sense of humour. 

jen: i looked them up, they were a murderer.

jen, singing: i don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need— 

lilia: a family. 

agatha: a better love life. 

alice: mental stability. 

billy: *clueless* bagels?

lilia: petition to remove the 'd' from wednesday. 

alice: wednesay. 

lilia: not what i had in mind, but im flexible.

agatha: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, jen

jen: no

billy: i do! 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: im sad. 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: say no to drugs. 

rio: say yes to drugs. 

alice: it doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. if you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

agatha: who hurt you? 

billy: *snorting* what, do you want a list? 

agatha: ...yes, actually.

lilia: if you had to, what would you give up - food or sex? 

rio: sex. 

agatha: seriously, answer faster. 

rio: sorry honey, when they said sex i wasn’t thinking about sex with you. 

agatha: it’s like a giant hug. 

lilia: jen, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? 

jen: food.

lilia: okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? 

jen: oh my god it’s like the movie sophie’s choice. 

lilia: what about you alice? what would you give up sex or food? 

alice: oh... um... i don’t know, it’s too hard. 

alice: no, you gotta pick one. 

agatha: um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. ugh! i don’t know! i want both! i- i want hot people on bread!

alice: what’s your body count? 

agatha: do you mean sex or murder?

alice: sorry i’m late, i was doing things. 

jen: hi, im ‘things’.

alice: i sleep with a gun under my pillow. 

lilia: i sleep with a knife. 

rio: both of you are pathetic. 

lilia: oh yeah? what do you sleep with? 

rio: agatha

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i NEED more lilia calderu fanfics. PLS, i'm dying of thirst

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who are these DIVAS 💜🔮

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Meleys, dragon humanization part 2/3💙

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It’s crazy cause every time Lilia opens her mouth it’s to say something extremely funny or absurdly moan worthy

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Four of my favorite things confirmed by the AAA cast during their Zoom meeting:

1: Patti's ringtone is The Ballad

2: Debra Jo was just as lost as Sharon was while filming so she was, in fact, not acting. "I AM SHARON!"

3: Aubrey's favorite thing about playing Rio was how complex she got to play her scenes with Kathryn because of their history

4: Kathryn can't pick a fave costume so she considers her favorites to be the laid back "Detective Agnes" ones (idk I just find this so funny especially remembering the Bohner Family Reunion shirt 🤣)

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 8/?

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I'm not an actress but you have no idea what I would do to land the role of Cinderela's Prince from Into The Woods

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Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

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The ‘she is my scar’ scene is obviously amazing but it’s so funny how Rio saw everyone showing their scars from funny/impressive battles, went ‘this is my moment’ and proceded to ruin the mood

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It’s finally time to start defying gravity 💚🎀🫧 Can’t wait to go back to Oz again ✨

Happy Friday! 🧹