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[theoculus124]

this is not a drill, i repeat THIS IS NOT A DRILL

OMG AMARA I ACTUALLY LOVE U TO THE MOON AND BACK SDKHFHSDJF TY FOR MAKING ME SMILE UR SO AMAZING I LOVE U AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2 AND AAAAAAAA

THIS IS AMAZING YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[iizuumi]

NaruHoshiReno but Narumi's really invested in a new game and hasn't noticed Hoshina and Reno have already started the foreplay

used this prompt for warmup doodling today ehehe narumi please take some time to reconsider your priorities in life sjhgjkhgfsdf

[astarab1aze]

"All this talk about eating ass and no one's after mine."

[acollapsar]

@verreprincesse || cont.

Her crying did little to nothing to stir any kind of sympathy within him, even if his expression might say otherwise. Furrowed brows and a crimson gaze reflecting pity, the man clad in black had tilted his head a tad to the side as he allowed the woman to weep in her self woe. He let her. Apparently it was quite a liberating experience for humans to cry their eyes out once in a while, and who was he to deny her such liberation?

It wasn't until she was done talking and the room was fell into silence - only ever interrupted by her sniffles and moans - that the man let out a brief sigh. “ Dear me, ” The tone of his voice was seemingly that of pity, yet internally he could not give a single bother about her predicament. He pulled out a pristine handkerchief from his sleeve, rose from the chair before kneeling before the woman - resting his free arm against his own knee.

“ There, there, ” Gently, he stroke the tip of the handkerchief against her skin - wiping off the newly fallen tears. He offered her a ( perhaps too ) fond smile. “ You are right. You could be sleeping on the streets; perhaps even building yourself a quaint little shack to escape to world outside - or finding an unoccupied one. You could be selling yourself just for the sake of half a bread - or simply wonder when your next meal might be. And you could be wearing nothing rags, even during cold winter nights... ”

He lowered the handkerchief, placing it her hands before he rose to his feet again. With a light shrug of his shoulders, he continued. “ But really now, ” The man couldn't help but letting out a brief chuckle as he made a vague gesture of his hand at their surroundings - finding it quite ironic. “ How is that life any different from this? ”

[therhythmafterthesummer]

The way that I thought I couldn't love the wereroomies more and then you keep replying to asks about them 😭 my babiesssssss I wonder if Chris (the wolf and the real chris) feels the same kind of need to protect that I feel? Because I'd do anything for them lmao

I wanted yo ask if you have any favorite fantasy fics? Or anything you'd recommend in general? ty 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

i love replying to your wereroomies related asks !! they inspire me a lot ! they also help me organise my thoughts better when it comes to the AU, cuz a lot of things are just floating aimlessly in my head lol

as for fantasy fic recommendations.... my masterlist🫡 nah, i'm kidding. fun fact that you didn't ask for: i started writing for this fandom in the first place bc i couldn't find enough fantasy AUs. i'm a fantasy AU girly and when i tell you i CRAVE those stories i mean it sdkjfhsjkdf.

with that being said, here are some i dug out from my rec tag. most of these writers have many fantasy related fics that i haven't gotten to yet, so make sure to check out their masterlists as well !

Untitled by @caseiloveu - shapeshifter!bang chan x witch!gn!reader.

Call of the Siren by @tasteleeknow - siren!minho x fem!reader.

Iridescent by @tasteleeknow - fairy!minho x fem!reader.

Given by @tasteleeknow - Human!Jisung x Succubus!Reader

The Little Mermaid by @j-0ne25 - humanprince!jeongin x mermaidprincess!reader.

Swan Lake by @j-0ne25 - prince!felix x princess!reader.

Blue and Silver by @ppiri-bahng - fox!jeongin x reader.

Felix Navidad by @candlewaxandp0lar0ids - Santa'sHelper!Felix x F!Reader.

Monarchs: Revitalization by @abiaswreck - Vampire!Jeongin x Human!Reader.

From Eden by @lvandrmoon - Chan x F!Reader (this is a Gods AU that i don't know how to portray the pairing's role without spoiling too much sdjkfhskdjfh).

Ritual by @healinghyunjin - Minho x F!Reader (also related to Gods and rituals).

literally @lettersfromaphrodite 's entire masterlist. she's just so creative.

[filmdesque]

@chaos--mode || CONT.

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ☪︎ . *. ⋆ ANY SENSE OF CONFUSION, any sense of bewilderment that the other expressed in his movements or features ran by jonathan completely undetected. had he been perhaps a tiny bit more AWAKE, perhaps he'd be able to catch himself, to realize what it was he'd done and have the decency to take an awkward moment of silence.

they both deserved it, given after what had happened to them both. well, mainly steve; the worst that had gone on for jonathan was learning that his feelings were unrequited. a bummer, but better to RESPECT the other's feelings. a sentiment he'd always tried to live by.

steve interrupts what would become that awkward moment of silence, and jonathan would've thanked god or whatever, but instead he sits up and gives a nice long STRETCH, arms above his head, before slumping back against the couch with a thick sigh.

❝ sure, i'll have some, ❞ he responds, his voice slightly dry && raspy from sleep. he'd never been much of a morning person, but he felt well-rested enough to at least start to get moving. a bit FUZZY, thanks to the edible he'd taken before bed, but rested.

[inun4ki]

📏 + 5'11" (if you're still accepting! )

i am not but i'll do it anyway kithkith <3

[titxxn]

( ksjdhfskjdf i've uhhh been thinking about starting a h.0rny titans oneshot collection lmao. i have a lot of uh. feelings about some of these characters okay. i mean. stares at my man dick. he's fine as fuck. lmao. )

[deadveiled]

( kinda wanna try and find an older fc for carl, anyone have any ideas?? )

[kdramamilfs]

21. for the ask game.

21. What children’s story/nursery rhyme scarred you as a child (or as an adult)?

not a children’s story in that sense but when i was in kindergarten, there was a girl who told everyone that someone she knew just disppeared out of their room overnight and was never found? like looking back i think she made that up on the spot but i was scared to go to sleep for weeks lmao

thank you for asking!

[vartouhix]

my bitch ass been gone so long i forgor that i was supposed to start copy&pasting asks into a new post to answer them........................

[hiisheart]

( hhhh guys moon walker and the moon city walkers are so good ..... 😭😭 )

[peachyfnaf]

congratulations tumblr, you now got to witness what i knew would be coming for a while now!!! thanks for that mystery person KJHDFDSF

i'm not a fan of this arc. nor am i a fan of the fact that nexus had to die. it hurt, it hurt a lot. i'm prolly gonna officially stop watching sams now, unless something Crazy happens. but i'm not leaving the fandom- i got that TISM in me skjdfhsdf

i drew this in honor of my favorite little guy. i will always love you, new moon/nexus. i hope you have fun in afterlife uno.

[astarab1aze]

booty check but for every one of our ships

"Ma princesa, I been sayin' it since day one an' m' opinion ain't changed, ain't moved an inch: Tha' ass don' fuckin' quit. I's e'erythang. M' reason an' sole purpose fer livin'. Delectable in e'ery way, I could eat it righ' now like a full course meal an' it'd be a pleasure an' a privilege t' catch another public indecency charge t' get on m' knees an' spoil ya right' now-- Aight, aight, y'wanna real answer? Tha' ass don' quit an' 'm 'appy i's mine. Wha' more can I ask for 'an a fine, fine lady wit a perfect ass, who loves me an' lets me go a lil crazy spoilin' 'er, huh? 80085 outta 10, babycakes. Phenomenal, supple, ohhh 'ow it quakes wit e'ery step ya take--"

"Mm, vulgar for you, Denali, but I'll bite. It's mine, isn't it? Certainly fits snugly in my grasp, when I'm kissing you in places you didn't know you had. Would it disappoint you to learn I don't think much about it beyond that, this almost instinctive drive to claim it all over again the second I have it in my hands? Quite addictive, in its own way. In fact, come here, sit in my lap - and we can talk some more about how... hungry you make me."

"You want me to...rate you? No, I don't think i'll be doin' that. Quantifying timeless beauty is wrong. That isn't to say you aren't incredible from the top of your head to the soles of your feet, rather that attaching a value to what's inherent about you may serve only to diminish your esteem-- but I will say this, oh, and quite this; Every part of you, your heart and soul, your body too, all of you is to be appreciated and treated with the reverence and adoration you deserve. Which I, happily and humbly, offer you now-- Yes, quite, what beauty, what a privilege it is to gaze upon thee--"

[acollapsar]

Having meant to make a remark about why he was currently not residing in Hell, the angel's last comment - bluntly admitting that he had indeed fallen - the sight of the other in this poor state and the strange feeling the demon had gotten from him just a moment prior suddenly made sense. The revelation was even reflected upon his features as a look of genuine surprise washed across his face, although it was gone almost as quickly as it had appeared; instead being replaced by amusement.

" ...Ah, " Sebastian simply uttered as a crimson gaze lingered on the beaten up former deity. Naturally, he had heard of fallen angels before, though he could not say he had ever encountered them before. It made sense, considering he had only up until quite recently been tied to the crossroads, and the likelihood of an angel - fallen or not - summoning him were.... well, practically non-existent.

A slight grin, clearly reflecting his own amusement, began to spread across his face as he leaned back in his own seat - silently debating with himself what he should do with this piece of brand new information. However, there was only one thing that was currently occupation his mind.

" ... Naturally, I'm aware of who are, " The demon then finally said as he shrugged lightly, the small grin present upon his lips. " This may be our first meeting, but you are no ordinary angel, " Sebastian cleared his throat. " Former angel, " He corrected himself, clearly making a mockery out of Michael's unfortunate situation. " And what could have possibly have caused you to end up in such a dire state? "

                       ⌈ ☆ ‒ 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌. The fact that he no longer had his wings, or his divinity, or the fact that when he looked up to the skies he heard nothing. It was complete and utter silence. Like the kind he received when he tried to reach out to his Father in anyway, and it felt like his heart was being ripped to shreds so excuriatingly slow. It was a lonliness he had never wanted to feel. Like he had been turned inside out, his soul exposed to every element of living. 

                      Michael missed it. He missed his home, and everyday he spent struggling in the mortal realm only reminded him of how lucky he was to be an angel. To know what his purpose was, even if he prayed to an empty coffin every night. His journey was rough, it wasn't like before. Where he didn't need to eat, drink or sleep. The things humans needed to survive were now what he needed. He was chased after trying to steal food. He no longer had his threatening aura, he was no longer something that striked fear into others. Humans, ordinary humans were stronger than him. Able to hit him, push him down and abuse him. A punch that never would have hurt him before, was different now. He had never felt so much pain in his knuckles when he had punched someone in the face to get away from being mugged. This was the world that God created? The people his Father loved so much? They were terrible. 

                     He had gone from sleeping outside in the forest, to on the the streets, to anywhere he might be able to be at least a little warm. Months of struggling to survive and Michael finds himself in the presence of a very unlikely presence. Being on his own, he had seen quite the display of atrocious acts, and it had made Michael wonder if it was purely the way humanity seemed to choose to be or if another force was at play. It wasn't unlikely after all for demons to possess humans, and commit unholy acts. However, in this body, there was very little he could do, and only served to anger him further. 

                  Now, he sat across from the demon in question. His arms hugging his shoulders as he shivered. It wasn't really chilly, but he found himself battling a cold in the last few days from sleeping on the streets. He couldn't believe it really. He was the most powerful angel in the Heavens, and here was feeling defeated by a sinus infection. It was truly laughable. Michael was already very unfond of demons, their entire existence was a mockery of their own. They were nothing but lowly scum, useless pawns in Lucifer's pathetic game. Yet this was the only demon he'd encountered in months who hadn't immediately tried to kill him. Who was even sitting here now, having a conversation with him. It was so unlike the rest, it really had Michael wondering. 

             ❛ You're able to tell who I am, so you're not just any lowly demon then. ❜ Michael makes the assumption rather confidently. He may not have the ability to sense, or get a feel for his rank, but he had been and seen enough to know that there were levels much like there in Heaven. higher ranking demons, and angels had much more knowledge, and were stronger. This one seemed to be as such, how high however, was still cloudy for Michael to possibly know. Still judging by his demeanor, and the way he too wore a human as a wet suit , meant he seemed to be residing in the mortal realm for a reason. ❛ I could say the same for you, is Hell not lively enough for you to stay there? ❜ Michael knows he is no position to talk so boldly, as if he had still had his wings and ultimate power. His hated for demons was showing, even in his weak and mortal form. As strong as he wished to appear, he couldn't help the cough that escaped him. It left his chest aching and he felt a miserable headache coming. ❛ Surely you're able to deduce enough from what you're seeing... I've fallen. ❜

[faffreux]

Scrubbing time 🫧🛁

SCRUB A DUB TWO BEANS IN A TUB

This makes me so happy I cannot even properly express it skjdfhsdf. AUUUGH THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH

aLSO THE RUBBER DUCK AAAAAAAAA