#SIR SHES A DOCTOR
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friendly reminder that we still don't know all of mr. forkle's identities
#kotlc neverseen#kotlc#he's sir astin magnate leto the human fertility doctor and mr. forkle#and one more#he has a total of five identities#take your guesses#honestly at this point i am genuinely wondering if shannon herself has forgotten that#because it's been five books and it doesn't seem like she's going to get around to telling us what the last identity is#but anything's possible
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((Can-They-Kill-Macbeth-themed murder mystery party where the victim is Macbeth and you have to narrow down which of the guests feasibly could kill him under the "no man of woman born" prophecy as well as find out who smuggled a piece of Birnam wood into the venue. My brain is huge))
#Mister Carson I believe earlier today at dinner you said you were... how did you put it again? “Man-adjacent”?#He's lying! I know because I am the doctor who performed the C-Section over 20 years ago!#I've met your mother sir and if I recall correctly she said they were comfortable with any pronouns 🤨 Care to explain?
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#WITH ALL THE JJK MEN#im having brainrot#gojo is 100% emergency dept doctor coded#choso is PEDIATRICIAN#nanami is primary care idc he likes routine n he likes it boring#suguruuu is giving cardiologist#i feel like he could also be internal medicine#toji is anesthesiologist bc he’s lazy asf lol#oh noooo wait sukuna would be internal medicine#or he’d be ortho#so that he can legally use hammers on people#LOL#omg i wanna write a gigantic hospital au reverse harem#where the reader is a first year resident#n she just get her back blown by all these hot doctors#im gonna sob#i can see her being ob/gyn 🤭🤭#i love an ob girlie bc im tryna be an obstetrician loool#ok but fuck me gojo as an ED doc wld drive me nuts#ED docs are hands down the sluttiest#esp on night shift#hnngnnggngg#imagine the QUICKIES IN THE STORAGE CLOSETS YALL WOULD HAVE#hellooo sir#wld also be traumatizing tho#bc what if they call code blue#mid thrust#thats fucking wild#hoenstly thats kinda dark#LOOOOL
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chapter 79 things :')
#witch hat tag#whaspoilers#witch hat atelier spoilers#i keep thinking about it so i will probably keep drawing relevant stuff like my poor ms vinanna#i love that qif & eas are narrative foils and that was such an abjectly insane way to end a chapter#THE DOCTORS!! THE PATIENTS!! AND YOU TOO YOU WRETCHED LITTLE- 🏃♀️ She's 12 sir#and next chapter qif is going to put down the paracetamol and act..finally..surely..SURELY..PLEASE .. . . .No i know it to be true.#i need to know easthies' backstory now btw. No longer asking
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#meme#homemade memes#cw dysphoria#trans#bones are stupid#cw dysphoria venting#waiting out current phase of transition changes to happen#(cause I got my dose raised again in april & am waiting for my next two surgeries & continuing tryna build muscle 😔)#hoping it'll get to a point eventually where the affirming bits are overpowering enough to ppl's perception#that I can dress the bits I can't change (like hips) in things that suit them#and do the whole embracing looking trans thing without worrying abt the misgendering#but alas I won't believe in my body's ability to do that until I see it#seeing as I still get lady-ed & unquestioningly she/her-ed 5 years into HRT + post two highly visible surgeries#+ fully dressed in men's clothes + sporting the shortest hair I've ever had -.-#cis ppl learn what transmascs look like & what that means for words you use on them challenge 2024- difficulty level: impossible apparently#I've had several ppl in the last few months that I literally TOLD I am trans/'it's he/him'/was clocked as trans by#who then STILL proceeded to misgender me anyway???#like what more can I do than literally straight up tell you????#I told a clinician who was looking at my knee the other month that I was trans (cause they always ask abt all meds n diagnoses)#and he misgendered me as a trans woman on his report like-#sir I am 5'4" and have a flat chest baby face and facial hair#and I was telling you abt how I've been on HRT for years and have had several Transgender Surgeries#you're a bone doctor you know how bones work and what their limitations are and you have functionning eyes#you should be able to put 2 and 2 together abt how this works even if you've never met a trans person holy fuck#(I wrote a complaint and they amended the report and sent me an apology meanwhile but still like- buddy wtf)
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of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:
rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)
i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.
donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.
#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea#also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her.#but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor#because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws#fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go#doctor who#rose tyler#martha jones#martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god#the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well#i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me#from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy#donna noble#also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is#remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in#the other room and she. didnt notice.#rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive.#REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE#ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST#donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she#keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything#else away from her while she begs him not to.#angst <3
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Teen Wolf as Arthurian Characters
Mason Hewitt as Sir Galahad
#teen wolf#twedit#teen wolf edit#twgifs#mason hewitt#sir galahad#arthurian legend#arthuriana#my gifs#mine#twarthur#the SECOND i told su about the dread doctors calling mason truly good to theo's perfect evil she said galahad#and like she's soooooo right#galahad's whole thing was that he was the most pious and good of all the knights and like that's literally mason#ALSO galahad and percival are holy grail buddies so galahad and percival being mason and liam is sooooo fitting
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absolute hits from the Circle's doctor:
telling a shell-shocked hysterical sailor "this is my operating room, if you're just going to scream, you need to go outside", but "outside" is either the deck of a ship in the middle of a hurricane or the irradiated, partially flooded hold of said ship
advising a woman who is actively on fire to sit down
trying to offer medical assistance to the woman he is stabbing and who is trying to strangle him
telling a man with a knife protruding from his chest to "chill"
#and diagnosing his circle with terminal social awkwardness#candela obscura#edgar lycoris#actually i'm a big fan of edgar's interactions with patients. clear honest and gentle where possible. perfectly good doctor#but these were all absolute chaos moves#for real looking at a zombified woman who just fell headfirst into a fireplace and is now leaving out the door#and reacting with 'sit down; what are you doing'???#sir i don't think overexertion is her biggest problem right now she is ON FIRE#circle of the crimson mirror#alex ward#critical role
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Screaming, I love him so much
#it’s been sat in my mums cameo inbox for three days because she fucked her email but luckily she found it 😂#is it weird to nearly start crying from gender euphoria because one of your favourite doctors called you sir?#probably but here we are#colin baker
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Sometimes I think about how throughout Clone Wars “sir” was used as a non-gendered term — the clones always referred to Ahsoka and the other female Jedi as “sir” to the point that as a child I didn’t realize that “sir” was considered masculine (and sometimes still forget even today) — until the final season, the only season that Disney produced, where Rex suddenly starts calling Ahsoka “ma’am” for the first time.
#i don’t know what it means#or if it means anything#it probably doesn’t#but i remember being so jarred by that when i watched the final arc#and i always wondered why they changed it#it’s been a while since i’ve done a full rewatch of clone wars but i’m pretty sure the clones never call the jedi anything but sir?#i think there’s instances of them calling female civilians ma’am#like the kaminoan doctor in the malevolence arc is referred to as ma’am#so maybe it’s because ahsoka’s not a jedi anymore?#that’s probably it#it’s still kind of weird though given that rex clearly still views her as his jedi commander#like he makes a point of continuing to refer to her as commander even when she points out that she technically isn’t anymore#idk#idk what i’m trying to say with this#it’s just something i think too much about#star wars the clone wars
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The inherent sexual tension between Clara and 12 whenever 12 leans in to explain something in a low voice
#he always looks inches away from kissing the life out of her#‘we’re being hacked’ sir she’s staring at your lips and her breathing just quickened with how close you got#star speaks#whouffaldi#doctor who
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i do remember then and now always seeing river as sort of multiple different versions of the same character? because it's always been so so clear to me that they decided various aspects of her backstory within specific seasons, with no clear overarching template or goals. so for me there's Library River, Season Five River, Season Six River pre-melody reveal, and then everything after that becomes relatively consistent.
that said, seeing her already very quippy and playful and unapologetically Not Listening to anyone but her (because she thinks she's the smartest person in the room, which is one of many reasons why she and the doctor butt heads soooo often), i'm struck by how very much i'd like to chart her this watch in the same way i often chart a certain other somebody. work from the assumption that all of the information we know exists within the river of every episode and see how her behavior reads with that in mind.
#celia watches dw#i think the real reason that becomes really rough really fast#is how the doctor treats river. and how painful that becomes with context#like sir you are repeatedly verbally berating a woman who rewired her own genetic makeup to love you#who does not even know how to love and isn't good at it but is still trying even though all she can do is bite!#it's soooo rough with eleven :( i remember struggling w that#i am curious to see if that stays the same!
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hawkeye and margaret and their patient/doctor kink (he’s the patient, she’s the doctor, he calls her sir)
#hawkeye pierce#margaret houlihan#MASH#this goes under my:#aromantic hawkeye#could also tbh be:#asexual hawkeye#also ofc#aromantic margaret#the way she describes why she wants to marry/be in relationships#the way she reacts when she's actually IN those relationships#tied of course to the way all these men expect her to be#the way she and hawkeye seem to have an instinctive (unspoken because what are the words) understanding of their mutual#inability to conform to the standards expected to them vis a vis romantic love#and ofc the gender of it all -- doctor is gender and sir is pronoun#and and ofc the mad of it all#and hawkeye can relinquish his brain for a bit/turn off the thoughts
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i can't believe i'm learning thru cdrama, and not thru the countless help forums i've traversed, that the loud-ass wechat ringtone is a feature not a bug
i had an inkling of hope that i'd eventually find where to disable it...this is devastating
#verm is watching...#and it's so awful bc my mom has this ballad for a call waiting sound that's so obnoxious#and she also got my dad to use it#so everytime i need to call her i need to suffer it and 1) it can't be muted 2) it can't be changed by me#or the 3rd option is exchange voice messages and i can't stand that communication format#ANYWAYS#mqc is so brazen wth#you're completely throwing this girl into a tailspin and you're lucky she's so strong and optimistic and sweet 👈👈#sir what is going on with you#I'm sure you're a good guy but something's cooking in that head of yours. man's a single-focus type of guy.#resippy -> doctor -> va...'hmm a nice voice' -> hyperfixate on this girl -> resippy ->#bro you are so lonely
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when i was watching The Giggle last night I was hit with Apollo's ball of prophecy. When Donna was in the room with all the dolls I yelled "just punt those kids heads off" and would you look at that. she did. truly my icon.
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So sick that on the morning of my sterilization consultation I would wake up from a dream where I'm playing peekaboo with my child
#personalen#how do you wake up missing a son you've never had#anyways the front desk lady was very confused lol. she was like sir are you here for your wife cause this is a doctor for women
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