#SHUT UUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!

[dylanconrique]

SOBBING MY EYES OUT AT THIS TIKTOK OF MELISSA GIFTING HER SAILOR MOON CARDS TO JENNA DEWAN'S DAUGHTER. 😭😭😭💗💗💗

[ghostorbz]

INVADER ZIM HEADCANONS BECAUSE. YAAAYYYYY

!! some zadr !!

Main characters:

-Irken show affection by entangling their antenna together. So Zim wraps his antenna around Dibs hair spike

-Zim shoplifts candy from the store (and Dibs fridge) other times he gets Gir to steal stuff

-Once Dib ate cup noodles for 3 weeks straight. He hasn't done it since

-Dib still has the snarl beast

-He's also very good at drawing, most of his drawings being of him and Zim

-Dib probably gets dizzy when he stands up too fast

-Gaz and Tak like playing games together, Tak is super bad at them though

-Gaz is really into robotics, that's why Professor Membrane doesn't pressure her into science like he does with Dib. In fact she programmed her "security" plushies all by herself

-Gaz HAS and WILL doxx people

-Gir and MiMi are very lady and the tramp coded

-Gir would be best friends with Jenny Wakeman

-Gir CONSTANTLY steals drinks, not only from people he knows either. Like in a restaurant he will just take a big sip of someones drink and walk away

Other characters:

-Zita is a theater kid, she puts the most effort in school plays compared to everyone else

-Carl has literally anything and everything in his beanie. Need a spare pencil? He's got it. Need a notebook? It's in there. Need a bag of chips? You know he has it. But he won't ever give it to you. Like Pinkie Pie except Carl isn't helpful

-Gretchen actually can tell really good jokes, she just doesn't tell them

-Jessica and Letty are lesbian I swear to god they are

-Poonchy is a lot like Tobias from the amazing world of gumball except maybe a little less mean

-Mr. Elliot is Ms. Bitters son, he likes being around her so he got the same job as her (despite her protests)

-Mr. Dwicky probably killed that guy in the vents. Among us imposter ass

-Miyuki and Sporks tallest uniforms seem to be slightly different than Red and Purples, the slight adjustments are there to prevent Zims monsters from eating them

General:

-Hugs from behind are very beloved since you're basically hugging their PAK which is like, their everything

-Irken relationships are heavily looked down upon until they are officialized

-Tallest DNA is used for reproduction by being put in a lil tube until a smeet develops

-Tallest colors are passed down (I don't reaaally headcanon this but I think it's a cute idea)

(Not super invader zim related, but it's one of my favorite headcanons)

-Alien hominid landed on earth after the Irken empire took over his planet. He really hates Zim

(I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ALIEN HOMINID so like, sorry if I'm ignoring already established lore idk)

[waspgrave]

Having someone try to debate politics with me and my coworker while I’m at work and him walking away with his head hanging in defeat was a good moment for today

[chronicas]

I still think Miles saying to his dad’s FACE “Maybe you should get off the kid’s ass” was the funniest part of the entire movie.

[gotyouanyway]

STOP I FORGOT ABOUT RASSILON ARMITAGE

[secondlastk]

awano: you're from a different age! basically a dinosaur compared to me! money is the only thing worth anything these days, the only true axis of power. i guess this will be a struggle of our philosophies but we both know who will come out on top 😏😏

majima: i am going to stab you with a knife

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

If i see one more "is it obvious these are pressons?!" type post on r/nails I'm gonna go on a killing spree

[ttimecode]

woah hey. hey wai

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP

[thiagodasilva]

HISTORY MAKING MOROCCO TO THE SEMIFINALS

[naomiknight-17]

Sometimes I doubt myself like

"Wow, I'm not really in that much pain right now. I can stand unassisted and bend to pick things up and I even had a bit of a walk today. Have I been exaggerating or faking my pain issues somehow??"

Then I remember that I have spinal x-rays to schedule. And physio every week. And that I'm already on several medications including both prescription nerve pain meds AND Advil and that's why I'm not in as much pain as usual

Man, having chronic pain and depression/anxiety at the same time is FUN

[hollowsart]

finishing up the latest episode of MAwS and all I gotta say without spoilers is:

Man, I can't stand that guy, I wish he'd shut up.

[d1scwars]

minecraft roleplay is genuinely some of the most fun, innovative, and easily accessible forms of watching a roleplay series, i just wish the audience and fandoms weren't fucking Like That

[ventcode]

I HATE HER. i hate her and her stupid "brother". is she fucking with me?? nobody talks like that.

[meathounding]

nah it’s getting a response in the morning when i’m

slightly more competent

[kotonni]

SHUT UP SHUT UUUPPPPP

[magpieddd]

"no I'm not rich!!! Btw my parents said they're buying me a house" SHUT UUUPPPPP