#SHE'S NOT INTO IT

[daguerreotyping]

Stereoview of two hussars and a young woman outside a pub, circa 1860

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

xunfeng having his slutty lil entrance with his slutty lil rock collar. meanwhile in the forest..............😳😳😳

i am also glad that going outside to kiss and get struck by lightning is just. a thing they do now. its just their thing. ppl even watch them, they don't mind. IT'S NOT WEIRD :V :V :V

UM THAT IS. A LOT MORE KISSING THAN LAST TIME THO. DAQIANG. DAQIANG WHAT ARE U DOING. THAT WAS VERY AGGRESSIVE CLAIM KISSING. might as well just piss on her for all that smh 😒😒😒 UPDATE: SHANGQUE GOOD BOY FOR LIFE ;A; 'ur the most important person to me. ur like my xiongzhang' IM GONNA CRY

[skipppppy]

I was cooking on twitter today

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[sabrebash]

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[kurocrow]

for that Miku trend on twitter! lets go india 🔥🔥

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[criesincomicsans]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

[theriverbeyond]

how does hard drive never fucking miss

[ayo-edebiri]

#Elmo's so real

[electricpurrs]

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.