#SHE WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT

[artemx746]

guys Thalia hasn’t even been shown on screen (aside from her tree) and I’m already worried about what they’re doing to her character

[aelwynrights]

[ID: The “he would not fucking say that” meme, edited to say “she would not fucking do that”.]

[sometimesraven]

"they would Not Fucking Do That" but it's a core element of the entire story

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

mischaracterization of elena gilbert unsave me. mischaracterization of elena gilbert. unsave me mischaracterization of elena gilbert

[lesbianspeedy]

let this be a lesson to never make YJA stuff comic canon (thank god the arrows aren’t central enough for dc to consider it)

[hauntingyouwithpjo]

They did sally so dirty 😭 i wanna kms

[stuffyflowers]

[serabat]

are you ready for Seraphina to give in to her nature and tear up Dusty Springs lol

are you ready to be proven so blatantly wrong every single episode from here on out 🫶

[theygotlost]

the funniest vetvimes post ive seen so far was a "live sybil reaction" drawing where shes ogling her husband kissing the patrician through her fujoshi binoculars.

[blueglassmoon]

the cruel version of AIR is so funny to me i can’t take it seriously at all, misuzu would never kill people she likes dinosaurs and fruit juice and makes silly art

[ionicblowjobs]

had a dream where the only thing I remember is at the end seeing a comic strip on tumblr about a guy climbing up a ladder to kiss miku at the top but it was very specifically in france so someone added a panel to make the lips longer and if I was capable of drawing I would recreate it but it made absolutely no sense

[solarsleepless]

every time someone villianizes jane and julio spring i lose ten years off my lifespan

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[falseficus]

she would not fucking have a baby

[genderqueer-miharu]

I don't like what they're doing with kotono in this episode :/