#SHE HAS ARRIVED

[talesfromthecrypts]

Listen to me, Margaret. There are two churches. One follows God. And the other follows something else.

The First Omen (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson

[hgstuff]

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[mingot-studios]

SPOILERS!!!

Yall have no Idea how loud me and my mom screamed when Amy showed up in end credits scene

[feraltwinkseb]

Autosport Awards 2025 January 29, 2025 - London, England Source: John Phillips/LAT Images

[ultsw0rdf1ght3r]

*After some static, a voicemail starts playing*

“Hey, is this stupid thing on? I’m going to assume it is, since I’m done with trying to fix this darn thing. So, random guy stuck in hell, I can’t help you. I don’t even know anything about that supposed hellhole you’re in so… good luck I guess?”

*The voice mail then devolves into static before cutting off*

"What!? Why leave a pointless message! Yeah, that helps so muc-"

"F0UND Y0U, J0HN.."

[theplottdump]

Hinoki: Dahliaaaa!

Poppy: Poppy.

Hinoki: 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗽𝘆!

Hinoki: I have a million questions baby! Poppy: Yeah - uh, well that's something we might have in common.

Hinoki: What are you doing all the way out here? And why are you wearing 𝘬𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪?

You don't need money do you?

Poppy: No Mom- I'm ugh, I'm working. Hinoki: I thought you were a flight attendant? Poppy: Now she remembers something.

Hinoki: Appleeeee! There you are! You remember my daughter right? Poppy this is my personal assistant Appleeee. Poppy: Hi Billie. Billie: Hey Poppy.

Poppy: Where's Dad? And why did you drag poor Billie out here? Hinoki: Appleeee. Whenever your father and I go on our spirit journeys we like to go by something more ~𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭~ which is why you can call me 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯! Poppy: Mom you're literally named after a tree.

Hinoki: And your father is recovering from his ball lift surgery. He has to lie very, very, still for the next week and a half. Poppy: Okay, Ew. Hinoki: So I asked Apple to come instead! She's in charge of keeping me from tweeting "politically charged takes" on the internet.

Hinoki: But they're not even that bad! Apple: You said the tents under the bridges in Del Sol Valley added "𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮."

It doesn't even matter anyway. I haven't been able to get a single bar the entire time we've been out here.

Poppy: Mom- how long have you been out here? Hinoki: A couple days, why baby what's wrong? Poppy: You can't be here, it's dangerous. Hinoki: 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. Poppy: What? Really?

Hinoki: I didn't realize there'd be so many young hot people at this retreat! Usually it's just a bunch of us empty-nesters with leathery taints and no real summer plans. Poppy: You know you don't have to say every thought that pops into your head right? Some can stay inside.

[9w1ft]

there’s something very something about how you’d think she would be dressing in that signature 1989 style but instead she’s out there gaying it up at unprecedented levels

[huntedinhavensdale-rpg]

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[themommyolympics]

WE HAVE A WINNER

After weeks of voting and tournaments, we have finally found the most superior Mommy! Congratulations GLaDO— Wait a minute, what's that on my banner?

*gasp* A FINAL CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED. THE TOURNAMENT ISN'T OVER YET.

[gothimgem]

it was snowing so i thought i’d do a quick sirene cosplay for y’all ❄️🌸🗡️🩸🍃

[gordiita]

does anyone have that meme about how there aint nothing like coming out the shower with a fresh maxi pad on ready to watch tv

[pydrasplatling]

Strawberry sploon oc >u>

[majormeilani]

family reunion :)

[zhuzhupetshamsterblog]

uhh the video will probably post but I'm too excited so I wanna show her off

ABRAAA

[zimmerdouche]

ITS IT SITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HEREE!!!!!

[sylusbitch]

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"