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my beautiful Madame Curator keeps way too many tabs open on her Mysterious Phone™
half of them are the google homepage, the other half are just the hellsite-hall-of-fame homepage
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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 8 months ago
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My mom would like us all to know that Laios isn’t autistic he’s just passionate about his interests
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blood-loving-leech · 5 months ago
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moots, as a cis woman, is it normal to get super dysphoric sometimes and call those “boy days”
(asking for a friend)
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ocpdzim · 2 years ago
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michyeosseo · 1 year ago
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without your posts and tiktoks i wouldve never known the slow touches and hair smelling BRUV JUST EXPOSE THE GAYNESS AS THEY ARE 😭😭 this is the ultra older women couple we need and deserve!!!
thank you for your service 🫡🫡🥳👑🤙
you sent this ask to me on the 28th and i would've kept it in my inbox as a dear trinket but
in the remote possibility you haven't seen the latest gifts from
ultra older women couple
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100% certain sns queen yoon haeyoung's idea just look at the harsh filter
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that the empress herself choi myunggil goes along with ♡
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when your unni gets distracted mid-posing for important pikchurz so you just have to take possession of her attention? never been a becoming idea before them
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deathinfeathers-a · 1 year ago
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She's putting together a cute ensemble to match her new boss' aesthetic.
Lots of feathers!
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littlefluffbutt · 5 months ago
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oh look, it's Razer😸
I swear they do this on purpose
(Source)
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blorboresidue · 5 months ago
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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siorca · 6 months ago
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this is so fucking funny I love sharks
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pangur-and-grim · 3 months ago
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he's reeeally pushing his luck
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willabee · 3 months ago
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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criminalizegolf · 3 months ago
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Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"
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dramatic-dolphin · 4 months ago
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
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swan2swan · 7 months ago
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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batcavescolony · 7 months ago
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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becquerel · 9 months ago
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STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HOW SHE DOES SHROOMS SHROOMS AND MARIJUANA ARE DIFFERENT THINGS I HATE ALL OF YOU THIS POST HAS ALMOST 40K NOTES YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
I KNOW SHE DOES SHROOMS IN THE MAIN COMIC I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SINCE ITS NEVER DISCUSSED 😭 PLEASE MY NOTES ARE JUST PEOPLE TELLING ME THIS NOW
i really like ryoko kui's dedication to making this elf chick smoke weed in every modern clothing art she appears in
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