#SCREEEEEEAAAAM

[meat-wentz]

thinking about...i saw patrick do the hand motion for bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints...in person...mine own eyes

i have the vapors 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

idk how you’re alive that is a targeted attack meant to cause explosion and death i am screaming and running around on all fours and clapping so loud

[fellasleepinbaltimore]

you miss ya mutha smell my fucking fingers

[lokischocolatefountain]

THE LAST OF US | 1.06 "Kin"

[nylwnder]

BOBBY CHANTS GIVE HIM THE HUGS GIVE HIM THE KISSES

[n03m1blog]

CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREEEEEEAAAAMING?!?!?!?????!!!!!

[charliespringsleftconverse]

When I tell you it is a NEED to have an If You’ll Have Me inspired wallpaper. I just need something that screeeeeeaaaams sapphic 💕💕💕

[therealvalkyrie]

draken!!!!! with his hair down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soloh]

We've reached a point past me being practically expected to go out back to make products people want that we don't have, and are now having customers wanting me to magic a non-existent till out of my ass because they don't want to wait in the queue.

Maybe don't wait until 4 days before Christmas to buy presents if you don't want to wait in a queue. We only have 2 tills at the copy center. They're both manned. Deal with it.

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

SCREEEEEEAAAAM Ravi is kissing him on the mouth RIGHT NOW

literally all but 2 omg......and since the PDA is a sometimes thing it's really more like 1 and a half that aren't checked, out of all of em....

I'm tryna put together real, actual thoughts but my brain is too busy being consumed by imagining them holding hands in the park, there's no space for proper thoughts SLDKJGHDFKJGH

in another life she'd wanna marry him in an instant tbh!!!!! RIP to his spine tho bc I think he's even taller than Aymeric and she is so so small, it's a hell of a height difference LMAO

[taps mic] anybody looking for an adorable autistic gf and/or bestie?

[tangeythetangerine]

Every time I come to this city this man is in my inbox

[sightkeeper]

LET IT BEGIN

And from now on all S2 stuff for Stranger Things will be tagged #st spoilers

[cigaretterry]

BESTIEEEEEEE THE WAY I REBLOGGED YOUR PHOTOS WITHOUT REALIZING THEY WERE YOURS?!??!/!:: YOU WERE SO CLOSE IM SCREEEEEEAAAAMING FOR YOUUUUUSBBDNRNN I HOPE YOU HAD AN AMAZING TIME

LMFAOOOO thank you bestie!!! yeah i was on the barricade girl 😩😭🤚🏼. i did have a great time but tbh i was litch rally having a panic attack the entire show bc i was just very overwhelmed by everything (im on the austism spectrum 😪). also i threw a (paperback) book onstage because we all know harry needs to explore new authors and he looked annoyed and that actually makes me want to throw up and die. like im genuinely depressed bc im like my one interaction with harry was him being ANNOYED at me, but like kinda understandably so... it didnt hit him, but it landed right by his feetsies and he looked down at it like he was repulsed LMFAO 😫. but um to be fair like 4 other ppl in my section threw stuff on stage within a 2 minute window and he almost tripped over one of the items (not mine, thank god) so i think he was just in general annoyed at all the things that had been thrown at him (and lots of other shit had been thrown at him too, i saw things actually hit him twice earlier in the show). truly in my clown era for thinking he'd be inch rested in the book tho ☹️

[grub-s]

fuck living with straight men i could screeeeeeaaaam

[bowtied-pasta]

And im

SCREEEEEEAAAAMING ON THE INSIDE

[firelord-frowny]

now, about that earwig and why i am DEVASTATED to know it’s in the same taxonomic superorder as cockroaches: 

when i was a wee tiny in kindergarten (i think), i used to eat breakfast every morning at the table before school. always waffles with whipped cream and syrup and a cup of water. 

so i take a sip of water. take a bite of waffle. 

i feel something Weird in my mouth D: 

i’m thinking it’s just a burnt piece of waffle, bc what else could it be??

So I kinda just lick the palm of my hand to get it off my tongue and onto my hand.

AND IT’S A FUCKING EARWIG 

:( :( :( 

SO I SCREEEEEEAAAAMED! Sobed! Wailed!

my mommy rushes over all, ‘what happened??’ 

i show her the earwig! i scream! “IT!! WAS IN!! MY MOOOUUUTH!!!” 

and she’s all D:

and then she took me into the bathroom to fuckin wash my mouth out with soap lmfao idk why it didn’t occur to her to just use toothpaste.

but yeah that’s why im horrified by their close relation to cockroaches :(

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

you better not do this build up for nothing russia...

russia: *sings really weakly 'screeeeeeaaaam!'*

why do i even bother...